/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>anons too busy whackin it/flickin it to bake the new general
KEK

So the boys are more powerful than the girls huh?

>>16142371
>Why do people hate Mysta
I will now tell you all the reasons why I love him.
>He's a flip with an annoying Cockney accent
>He's loud and obnoxious during collabs
>He's got a mouth that spews bullshit which makes others uncomfortable
>He's a depressed ADHD riddled wreck
>He enables his underage chat to become parasocial fuckers while saying it isn't parasocial at all
>He's addicted to social media
>He's a numberfag
>He sucks at singing
>He's stupid and his stupidity is infectious
>His model does not suit him whatsoever and the legs are too long
And worst of all is that he's a Twitch faggot and a leech

He's on a roll by the way.

IN.... OUT....

11K

Don't ever take so long making the new thread ever again

LIZ LOVE

>>16142403
i made this thread with one hand btw

Took you long enough

I'm not even gay but what the fuck is this...

Nina Love!

I'M ACTUALLY GETTING HORNY FROM LISTENING TO MSYTA RINGFIT, SEND HELP!

MYSTA going HAM today

>Mysta called out the mods spamming
wtf I like Mysta now?

HIS MOANING AND PANTING IM NGMI SISTERS
>TASTE THESE CAKES

>>16142403
It's rare for us to get 10k, sorry...

>call mods out
why did mysta sound like he thought the viewer count is low?????? did he misunderstood them

Petra please stream your suicide, thanks

>>16142459
same sis...

Catalog full of bait threads about Mysta

>>16142457
nina sex

>>16142459
I got you

>>16142444
Based, it's never nice to dirty your keyborad with v juices.

>the part where it sounded like he was crying

>>16142505
It simply means we're inclining, Manjisanji never fails

i think they are using the new undetectable chinese bots, that must be it, there's no way a single niji is having more viewers than 4 or 5 hololive streams together

WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE CHARGE BEFORE STREAM

>>16142534
my retarded oshi...

THATS IT????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO WAY MYSTA WHY DIDN'T YOU CHARGE IT BEFORE

No way he won't furiously masturbate after ending this stream.
The numbers + physical exertion gotta make an impact

IS HE ACTUALLY FUCKING STOPPING FOR TODAY
WE'VE LITERALLY HIT PEAK CCV YOU FUCK

MYSTA YOU RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Imagine the thousands of horny gays and women he'll leave edging if he ends now

This stupid retard can't be serious right? Why didn't he charge it at night?

Fuck you Mysta, Charge your shit before stream

THIS FUCKING TEASE

just do jumping jacks without the game i'll still watch

>>16142523
Hell yeah Manjisanji

NO DON'T STOP MYSTA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16142582
he doesn't know the numbers right?

i hate mysta so much

FUCKING CHARGE IT DUDE HE WAS PEAKING

wtf that was too short, I didn't cum yet

> This general took 3 minutes to make after the previous thread died
You guys are actually fapping to mysta rn ?

this is what you chose when you didn't tell the penisfags to fuck off to their own thread

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang that nijisanji en dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I watch his stream I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every nsfw tweets there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Mysta. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Mysta's tight dog ass. I want him to have my babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed him in my brother's jacket and detective hat and went to fucking town. He beat me and hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried he's gonna take away my computer and phone. I might not ever get to see Mysta again.

>>16142371
Whaat a effing CHAD! He knows how edging works!

>>16142655
*cums on your face*

>>16142655
cope fuckboy

This nigga gonna hit 200k next month what's he talking about by the end of the year lmao

>dry heaving
WE WON VOMIT SISTERS

has anyone announced a stream today? no one is posting schedules

Fucking hell Mysta, you can't just blue ball us

I WOKE UP EARLY FOR THIS
MYSTA HATE

Mysta you fucking idiot-

I HAVENT CUM YET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLS MYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>go to the bathroom for a quick one
>open stream again
>it's ending

I was so close to cumming too...

>>16142655
*cums on your thread*

>>16142682
WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

MYSTA FUCKING HELL

he left rewind on

>"My goal is to get 200k by the end of the year."
That seems doable.

mysta knows how to play the youtube algorhythm by enforcing chat to like and subscribe, but also incentivize commenting by saying he'll like them.

dude's playing the game well

I'm now a fucking Mysta anti, I can't believe he stoped so quickly

>>16142685
https://youtu.be/-mbRcJ5kxr0
https://youtu.be/15TanVKhnL8
https://youtu.be/Q6PCwZGrFOI
https://youtu.be/9fxaTxbTwPo
https://youtu.be/zRSreTK0NOw

Fucking blueballing bongs I swear.

>vox and mysta planned the combo sad stream into horny stream
>also planned the blueball
brits are sexy but not to be trusted

I hate men

>>16142740
>women and shu
no thanks

im pissed now goodbye

COME ON NOW NIJISANJI, WHERE'S MY NIJIDANJO COVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OlJGa5Comc

I love my birb wife

n-now what...?

HE BETTER DO A PART 2

I feel neglected, it this how it feels to have a real bf? Because I feel like I've been server the true BFE with him just cuming by himself, giving some half assed kisses, getting off the bed and doing his own stuff while I'm still stuck pre-climax.

Wait are you guys actually mad KEK

>>16142786
https://youtu.be/ywyfE3zE6js

you guys really weren't jerking off r-right?

This is what I get for being a numberfag, didn't even get to start jacking off when he ended the stream

femanons i can help you finish!!

AAAAAAA WHY DID YOU TEASE ME LIKE THIS MYSTA I WAS ABOUT TO CUM!!!

I WAS SO CLOSE MYSTA
SO CLOSE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>16142806
aight i will watch chigusa

I'm in shock

>>16142789
no this is what edging is, suffer parasocially

this is so fucked up i was actually close

>>16142646
I think he hides the ccv while streaming. That's why the mods were spamming not to say the ccv in chat. He's mentioned before in a previous number that he doesn't look at the ccv while he streams because Vox mentioned the ccv to him.

woah imagine a luxiem ring fit collab haha all of them making exercises noises...

>>16142806
there is something about Chigusa being so genki and happy all the time that makes me ill

>>16142773
Well you just missed mysta coomer bait and vox giving shitty advice he doesn't have the life experience to be giving.

>>16142778
DANJO DANJO
JODAN JODAN

>>16142531
this, there's no way fucking disgusting men are having more viewers than the women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM4FfHJk9Wg
kaida's doing asmr if you wanna continue whatever you were doing

>endless depressing blogposting with vox's stream
>endless hornyposting with mysta's stream
this is what cock does to the average anon

>>16142842
*previous stream

>>16142849
That's the depression leaving your body.

>>16142845
Luca plans to do it too

Hold on, if official 3D models are given out in chronological order, doesn't that mean that Rosemi will have to wait for all of Edengumi to get 3D before she can get hers?

How the fuck am I supposed to finish now?
Grrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klnSONBgwOE what we need is a luxium cover of this

>>16142804
stupid gay faggots and women were getting off to this, yes
sad times for this thread
these were the same people calling aloupeeps degenerate and defending fish last night btw

>>16142842
yea that's what i remembered too
he had to manually pull out his youtube page to check his viewers
i hope he's happy!

>>16142884
I won't survive that

>>16142868
Idaharu asmr is for bed time not beating it time...

>>16142868
Thanks anon

>>16142740
Elira, you know the one with the shota protag is Xenoblade 2 right?

>>16142884
gonna be less bottom noises there because luca is fit

>>16142403
Sorry I need two hands to type

>>16142845
>luxiem offline collab
>2 full days on weekend
>doing sleepover streams at night and ring fit streams in the morning
FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT IT NOW

>>16142868
Meh, I guess I'll take it

>>16142889
Bro I got you.

>>16142887
>ENs
>real 3d models
Good fucking luck, the memedemic will never end, so none of them will ever get to go to japan for a proper live.

>>16142887
3d models are given out by how fast you reach 100k newfag

>>16142926
Fuck it she's male enough

>>16142868
Ew. I only want Belmond ASMR

>>16142884
luca isnt going to make weird noises like mysta
hes probably gonna pog like always and scream, and i will like it!

>>16142926
There is no fucking way anju has this much cake

So... you guys are rewatching it right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADqZQ0TbXw

>>16142875
through dick...unity...

>>16142868
I WILL FINISH IT WITH THIS. THANK U ANON!

>>16142884
>luca is /fit/ so he could potentially be playing for hours while only getting mildly tired
good lord...

someone pls post mysta lewds

>>16142924
>loud slap noise
>mysta half yelps half moans
>vox's deep laugh can be heard

>>16142892
t. Nigger who gets off of Guras ringfit streams

>>16142926
Now I'm dray as the desert, thank you.

>>16142884
he will pog for each step

>>16142978
he will keep us up all night!

>>16142971
>691 comments
Holy fucking shit

>>16143011
H-how about...?

>>16142890
The ED is better and would be FAR more fitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln6h74OawKQ

>>16143012
Why is this so funny to me

>>16142949
That's what he's saying. Eden reached 100k before Rosemi.

>>16142980

>>16142982
>Ike gasps
>Luca yells pog
>Shu is crying in the corner

>>16142807
Nope!

>>16143008
nice projection, woman
I hate coomerbaiting regardless
this is why people who tell you to fuck off and aren't hypocrites about it are based
Shu and Petra have my seal of approval

>>16142887
I might be being optimistic but I think we might get our own office/studio in NA soon. Even ID has their own team working on the live2D rigging. You guys better apply to become a staff-san.

>>16143042
okay but like can you just post guys?

Do men even use these threads anymore? I'm beginning to wonder

Didn't watch Mysta, but here's some RFA slut goodness for you lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv83ADWGZ5w

By the time Rosemi gets 3D, COVID might be gone and she can meet Ange. I want to believe

>>16143070
No coincidence that those two are by far the worst of their waves.

>>16142971
34:17 onwards

>>16143093
only faggots, like (You)

>>16143093
This is a systa thread now.

>>16142884
i will not survive boss please

>>16143093
We're Unicorns.

>>16143093
I closed the thread for an hour when Mysta started because I knew it would be unusable. You'll have to learn to do the same.

>>16143093
yes hi im a boy

MYSTA RABU

>>16143165
Thanks senpai

>>16143070
>Shu, who has a fuck me I'm your maid voice line on his Twitter
>Petra, who twerked on Ringfit, does loli/baby streams, and eats spicy food for money
NijiEN is the sex branch everyone is sex.

the manjisanji takeover has already begun. get out while you can, fags

>reaches 11k
>just ends the stream
man this idiot really should've fucking charged his shit

>>16143091
My bad!

>>16143246
>get out while you can, fags
ypu mean get in

>>16143246
don't you mean get in?

>>16143230
How dare this kusogaki fox edge me Grrrrrr, he needs rape punishment!

>>16143263
gross

>>16143263
keep going this is good

>>16143256
i imagine anykara scratching their head and clicking their tongues in disappointment

Timestamp for Mysta calling out mods?

>>16143263
This picture smels.

>>16143277
calm down Finana

>>16143313
Kek I can actually see management doing the clicking tongue part

Ever notice how Petra is completely inactive on social media from 10pm to 7 or 8am Hong Kong time? But no, she's totally in the US and not a tankie.

>>16143263
>not even belmond lewd
you can do better, anon

What is more gay?
>Being in a thread with only other men jerking off to a 30 year old women making baby sounds
>Being in a thread with women schlicking it to a chubby flip doing squats

>>16143314
Idk, I was too busy doing... stuff

NUMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1480192733658689540

>>16143324
what is it about Kenmochi that attracts so much shitposting?

>>16143324
What game is this?

>>16143242
>everyone is sex
except rosemi!

>>16143370
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I hope he cums to the numbers.

>timestamp Mysta's stream and translate to Japanese
>he deletes my comment and pins a clipper faqs timestamps instead

Nice bias Mysta.

>>16143093
there's no women here

Get fucked Petra
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1480194987640102916

>>16143363
there's nothing gay about fapping to luna

>>16143351
What part of Petra's streams gave you the impression that she was pro-Stalin

h-hey guys kaida keeps saying arigato and its kinda turning me on and im scared i might act up

>>16143395
Sorry to hear that sister.
MYSTA HATE jk no, I can't hate him get fucked

>>16143405
I love Nijipets.

>>16143399
A-are you m*le?
Can you post a vocaroo? Do you read BL? Are you British?

>>16143395
If it's Ichigo I might have to kill him

>>16143351
she sleeps during that time because she's an uni student with fuck up sleeping schedule
proof is that she talks about watching jp livers all the time

>>16143395
That's pretty assholish of him. Thanks for the ammo

>>16143434
Shut the fuck up. Kaida is scum

>>16143399
Post vocaroo please.

>>16143470
ewiwa...

I bet Mysta regrets not having charged his controllers now that he knows about the numbers.

>>16143395
did he really delete it? i hope it's a joke

>>16143129
Wasn't this uploaded on pornhub before? That was funny

>>16143324
https://youtu.be/JH_rsPaNQT8

>>16143476

>>16143242
PETRA IS PURE SEX UOOHHH PENGUIN CHILD SEX ToT

>>16143498
jump off a cliff, retard.

>>16143501
Sister, do you think it's a real male? I hope he has a cute voice, no way there are males in the nijien thread.

>>16143395
Why are you lying????

>>16143461
UOOOHH STANDING BLOWJOB ToT

Good morning! Luca love!!!!

>>16143476
It's not Ichigo but I hate this faq too because he always gives him the special treatment during his streams

>>16143551
Stop talking about male JPs. Go slobber over them in the male thread

>>16143521
It's likely YT deleting it himself. Mori Discord experienced this a lot. Some of them were getting their comments deleted for some reason and people were wondering whether or not they were getting blocked by YT for that day

Just YT Things, don't blame it on mysta, he likely doesn't even know to delete comments. lmao

Losing self-confidence with numbers!
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1480196102578188288

>>16143530
Eh... I'll let it slide.

>>16143609
What the hell is a 'faq'

>>16143591
good evening sir

>>16142887
They're given out based on the wait list once you hit the milestone. There's A LOT of JP livers and KR/CN ones that will need them ahead of EN, but once they get around to the EN branch they'll go through the branch before moving on. That's it. By time they get around to EN branch the pandemic SHOULD (long as america stops fucking up) be endemic and travel will be fine.

>>16143395
you better post the timestamp with japanese here in 3 min or else you're lying

>>16143624
>https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1480196102578188288
Why is he so dumb, I need to save him!

>>16143624
mysta doesn't know he averages 6k??

>>16143530
This has been the time stamper since day one and it's not a clipper. Why was anon lying?

Chigusa is very cute

>>16143615
oh yea i have seen timestampers saying that their comments got deleted for no reason
maybe youtube removes long comments under new video because they are sus

>>16143624
Oh is Andronauts one of the spamming mods?

https://twitter.com/ginga_elyka/status/1480192027111268352/photo/1
Looks like we're getting another doujin

>>16143676
He's jealous that Mysta has nice ass and tights.

Chigu-chan is actually pretty nice at singing

>>16143702
Yes it's long comments that get deleted, it's why it's better to post about 4 or 5 timestamps, press send, then edit the comment to complete it.

>>16143673
i think a lot of streamers dont look at the numbers so they dont get nervous or disappointed

>>16143514
just something for him to get even more menhera about hehe
>mysta treating himself to mcdonalds after all the excitement of working out, finding out these numbers
>regrets not capitalising on it more while eating
>can't even finish food and collapses on the floor
>drags himself to the toilet to puke it all out, feeling his chub rolls touch the cold tile

>>16143629
Holobabies are too scared to say 'fuck' on the internet, so faq has become the common replacement.

I haven’t watched Mysta in a while. He got mods? Are they annoying as Oni Giri?

>>16143624
Someone tell him he averages between 5k to 7k....

>Reimu was watching Mysta moaning with us
She's trully our sister.

>>16143673
When I tuned in on his collab stream with Enna they were at 2.1k so I'm guessing he thought that would be his average from now on but that's just my assumption.

Hope you all don't look into what Mysta looks like IRL after this stream, you might have some regrets.

>>16143795
nope, he only reprimanded them today for spamming don't mention ccvs

Maximize your gains
https://youtu.be/mk5FolFQLdI?list=RDsem3UU-EQJs

>>16143769
>chub rolls
sister i like your fic pls write more

I swear if Mysta doesn't do another Ringfit in the future I'ma lose it.

>>16143817
he wasn't streaming his normal time + it takes two debuff. his collabs seem to get lower than average as well i think? if they're games at least, the one with nina did what he usually got iirc

>Mysta mods timeout people for not mentioning viewer counts
>Mysta mentioning viewer count on twitter

>>16143872
he will

>>16143769
OUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>Patting Mysta back as he vomits
>giving him eletrolites to re-hydratate
>Massagin his sore tights from all the exercise

>>16143795
they are males, and are usually chill
still a bit talkative than avg mods

>>16143787
is that why some of them say jesas instead of jesus?

>>16143879
>his collabs seem to get lower than average as well i think
Just with the girls. Their audiences don't overlap. Luxiem collabs boost him.

>>16143889
He told them live to ignore the people mentioning it because the mods were spamming and deleting people, then said he had no idea that many people were even there

>>16143835
If you eat after sleeping you'll turn into an Ox?

So, uhh, is Millie and Elira gonna do that offpako ASMR?

>>16143820
>caring about 3D
Disgusting.

>>16143735
I wasn't super fond of the last two but we'll see about this one

I'm doing my Luca reps after getting blueballed by Mysta.
Boss is cute.

>>16143820
I thought there is no irl pics of him, only saw his hands like once

>>16143820
He looks like my aunt

so do we now what the emergency with Millie was now? Haven't watched the LOL collab yet

Hello NijiEN, put out your schedules in a timely fashion today, or I'll be forced to shitpost in thus thread. Don't think I won't do it. I'm unhinged. Your lack of punctuality has pushed me to this point.

How long until Mysta gets a legit R18+ doujin fanwork?

>>16143990
That was before his pre-Kaito identity was dug up. Archive reps.

>>16143820
Anon for the last time, the filipino dude that got posted here wasn't him, that was just a random filipino guy. I even reverse searched it and it took me to reddit. The japanese site would've added it if it was true.

Pentomos, Petra is bullying Mysta again...

>>16144038
jesus... im too lazy for this

>>16143917
No clue why they do it, but I usually say 'Jeezas' because of Lulu's cute pronounciation here:
https://youtu.be/6uoaAKZg8bo?t=461
(7:41+ if timestamp doesn't work)

>>16144038
you better deliver now

>>16144026
Someone on Twitter is working on a tentacle one

>>16144080
The good thing about Mysta being a friendless loser before niji is that the likehood of him having any social media presence with irl group pics or selfies is very low.

>>16143395
It's YT deleting the comment ,not really sure what triggers it but I've seen other people having the same problem before

Mizuchi is up, go say good morning to Luca’s gf

>>16144118
Japanse or western?

>>16144139
Maybe it's a word filter thing.

Pomu will wake up any second now.......

I’m hyped for another collab with Chigusa and Chima, but is there really no other multiplayer games they could do...even a zatsudan would be better than another Phasmo collab

>>16143405
kek

>>16144025
Spam this board with nijisanji shitposting please i love reading those threads

>>16144159
>Luca’s gf
This is me.

>>16144080
>>16144113
>>16144123
It's him, Nijisisters. Accept it and rip the bandaid off.
https://youtu.be/JvmS2z8z7P0

He really changed the title and thumbnail of his stream to numberfag lol

Look at Mysta's thumbnail and title for the Ring stream lol

>>16144283
CUTE

mysta what a numberfag

>>16144255
glad no one will ever identify Pomu's midget ass

>>16144255
.....

Kinda cringe.

>>16143820
>>16143990
>>16144038
i got banned for 3 days for correcting an information about mysta and these anons are fine. fuck you janny

>>16144255
He looks normal.

>>16144283
what a shamless whore! i love him!

>>16144255
sisters i dont feel so good...

Chigu singing a cool song now

I LOVE ELIRA PENDORA

>>16144255
First off, that's not him

Mysta is half flip, that guy is full flip
Mysta is UK, that guy is Aussy

when's the net Ike stream.. I need Ike

Cute Nijipets interaction
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin/status/1480199502103707652?t=MC8mu00GEfiZsQJJsaHZmQ&s=19

>>16144255
That guy isn't him, I don't know why you posted this.

>>16144414
Holy fucking cope, just listen to the voice, it's him
If you search up his old @ on Twitter it links to Kaito as well lol
Accept it you spanked it to a chubby flip

>>16144283
There's being shameless and then there's just being an unironic whore for numbers.

>>16144341
Anon....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JUtoU4aHFQo

>>16144251
Hi Mizuchi! I wanna fuck your tits!

>>16144467
yep, his acc even has nagatoro as pfp

>>16144367
I KNEEL

>>16144255
I don't care that this isn't him, mods should still delete these posts.

>>16144255
1: That's obviously not him
2: That person looks completely normal
3: Even if 1 and 2 weren't true, it wouldn't matter because he's a vtuber
4: Fuck off with this bullshit

>>16144480
Pomudachis...

>>16144501
im no longer a mystake

Nijisisters quit coping this is sad...

the cope...

>>16144543
eh, I beat off to worse

>>16144551
nah man he looks normal

>>16144540
>That's obviously not him
Voice is the same, he's a flip, his former @ links to Kaito on Twitter, his Twitter avatar is Nagatoro
Cooope

>first time we get 11k ccv
>doxxfags comes out
are we being raided by holofags?

If you actually loved him, you would accept him for what he is

PL/dox fags continue to be obnoxious.

>Arguing and discussing with doxxfags
Actual retards in this thread.

I missed the British Dog's stream.

>>16144540
>it wouldn't matter because he's a vtuber
truth. i've been shlicking it to otome my whole life and for a while a majority of seiyuu were all the fattest and ugliest type of nips imaginable. this isn't bad.

I want Ike to sing the new SnK opening.

holobronies are infiltrating this place

>>16144255
god flips are so fucking ugly

WAN PISS

Okay what now? no one streaming

>>16144678
they feel it, a threat.

Stage 4 of the NijiEN acceleration plan is complete

>>16144721
Watch Chigusa

“You’re pretty POG at this, dude.”

Mysta snickered at the sudden remark, which unfortunately caused him to choke on Luca’s ridiculously big dick. Seriously, why the hell was it so big? Wasn’t it enough that his boobs were massive? Fucking hell, it wasn’t fair that Mysta’s features were… lackluster in comparison. It didn’t matter how many times his gorgeous partners said otherwise. Life just wasn’t fair.

A warm hand settled on his head, frantically petting through the brown strands.

“S-Sorry, are you okay? Do you wanna stop?” Luca’s gentle worry was visible in his expression. Mysta felt his face soften a little at the sweetness of the gesture. Luca often felt too pure, at times. It made Mysta feel a bit awkward introducing him to the sexual world. But he was an adult, and he’d made it crystal clear how much he wanted in on it.

“Yeah, man. I’m fine.” Mysta’s voice was a little rough after being throat-fucked. One glance at his red lips, spit-slick and shiny with Luca’s fluids, had Luca looking away from the erotic sight.

Mysta’s reassuring smile quickly turned mischievous. “Just thinking about how you say ‘POG’ every time we fuck.”

Luca let out a hearty laugh. His face was tinged with a fierce blush that spread even to the tips of his ears.

“Dude, I can’t help it. You’re just so… sexy. Y’know?” He rubbed the back of his head shyly. Luca’s embarrassment was always hilarious to witness. Even back when they were doing no homo bro-jobs, he’d been a mess, coming within minutes of Mysta’s hand clenching tight around his cock. Mysta had enjoyed thumbing the slit until precome oozed out, groping his meaty pecs until the nipples stiffened, and licking lewdly into that open mouth. He wondered if Luca could be persuaded into getting nipple piercings.

“Why thank you. You’re pretty PogChampion yourself.” He burst into laughter when Luca groaned.

“Alright bro, shut up and sugma dick already.” Luca placed a large hand on Mysta's head, nudging him back towards his neglected dick.

Mysta encased Luca’s cock in his mouth, giving a smug and sloppy “Mmmhmm” in response. He made quick work of it with his experienced tongue, reaching every part of it until Luca went insane. His pants and moans were way too erotic. Luca was adorably clenching the bedsheets and letting out little whines as he resisted the urge to fuck up into the warm cavern. One day Mysta would be able to convince Luca that deep-throating was okay. Luca seemed to think that Mysta would actually die on Luca’s cock if he tried it. For now, he’d just lick it like it was the world’s most delicious Magnum.

In short order, Luca let out an embarrassingly high-pitched moan and came thickly into Mysta’s mouth. Mysta instinctively tried to recoil at the salty taste, but reminded himself that alpha males don’t spit. The sticky remnants clung to his mouth as he opened it wide to show off to Luca.

Luca was staring slack-jawed at him. He gulped before uttering a single word.

“...POG.”

>>16144636
I love him for who he is and the way he called himself thick on stream made me horny

If a girl did any of this, you would call her a whore and endlessly shit on her.
God, I hate women so much.

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

MYSTA LOVE!!
VOX LOVE!!

>>16144768
begone holocel

>>16144762
same
>>16144768
Yet you watch them, how interesting.

>>16144768
Did you miss the whole Petwerk thing or?

i want more Millie....

>>16144768
women are shit anyway

>>16144768
rosemi and petra have done ringfit streams
pomu did it in her pl too

The anon that's below me is a faggot

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>16144762
the way you could hear the leg strap snap off... sisters, i'm gonna.... i'm gonna...

>7 bait threads about my faggot wife's stream
HE'S SO POPULAR!

>>16144768
seethe

>>16144768
Yes they are whores, and so are the men. Everyone is a whore when they get on ring fit, stop being so offended by a word you fucking woman.

>>16134175
>>16139329

Can anybody confirm if Millie actually accidentally called somebody their PL again in the LoL collab earlier?

How do I get my own Pomu to marry?

>>16144847
IM PROUD OF OUR BOY

>>16144759
MY DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>16144885
That anon was joking, Reimu accidentally showed her work email, that's all there is to it

I know dox anon, posted that because he hates Mysta but i would actually fill bad if there was a face reveal and it turned out he was a 10/10 hottie fuckboy.
Being ugly adds to his struggle persona and makes me want to save harder.

>>16144847
>Does Ringfit
>Doesn't have leg strap, uses random scuffed one for phones
>Strips naked in the middle of stream
>Refuses to elaborate
>Battery runs out
>Leaves

>>16144768
I hate when the girls numberfag. I hate when the boys numberfag. Mysta's title change is especially egregious and shameless, even moreso than Nina.

>niji gets 1 good day
>suddenly doxxfaggots wake up
cant have that in a holobronie board

>>16144789
i kneel to the parasocial kings who double teamed this general today

hetcels are not welcome in /nijien/
go back to your oshi threads you chuds

>>16144924
Oh. Thanks for that. Besides, for some reason, 2 of Millie's accidental doxxes (1. the Tagalog New Year countdown 2. Big Brain Academy stream) weren't privated but the parts were edited out hours later.

What I said is a reply to the 2nd link about why Enna didn't private her POV

>>16144942
I don't think it's a coincidence that he went crazy and started spamming his bullshit right after Mysta got so many viewers. His massive success is making some people seethe very hard.

>>16144836
Continue to post more Ange it's helping with my morning fap.

>fag who got range banned was a new ip
every fucking time

>>16144996
>Vox mind breaks the thread
>Mysta does some edging and abandoment play
We are fucked sisters.

>>16145035
Rumao

>>16142371
hes a flip right? so how does he have an extinct bong accent

>>16144989
>>16145067
Ange of NijiEN when?
why is she so fuckign sexy

>>16144768
>God, I hate women so much.
Same!

How is Selen feeling knowing that the CCV record got a whole lot higher?

>>16145090
terumi koizumi, onegai...

Your shitpost didn't last that long anon i'm not enjoying reading it
go get a vpn and do it again

>>16145094
Do you hate yourself then sis? that's sad.

>>16145080
>people can't immigrate

How was Vox's advice stream anyway I wasn't watching

>>16145140
Good advice on depression, bad advice on friends and family and career.

>>16145140
It was really good and helpful

>>16145140
first hour was good the second half really shows how much of a sheltered life and stable family he has

>>16145140
the first part was good but once the friends/parents advice came in, it was reeking of posh, middle class, white family privilege

>>16145195
too big for ange

>>16145166
>>16145190
>>16145196

Oh really? Could you guys explain

>>16144458
>Vox and Reimu chains
>Mysta and Petra chains
>Shu and Rosemi (one) chain
I MUST FANFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

>>16145211
why won't you give it a listen?

>>16145140

First half was good and had actual advice, after that it was more about himself

good afternoon I love Pomu

>>16145233
>Vox and Reimu femdom hate sex
>Mysta and Petra wholesome siblings family time
>Shu and Rosemi cringy spergs roomcom

>>16145211
>just talk to your parents
>just hang around an extrovert and worm your way into their friend circle
the parent one is really dumb considering how many shit parents there are that will use ANYTHING that you tell them to fucking gaslight you

>>16145333
Okay that's bad advice

Mysta is so fucking retarded for not charging his Switch, for multiple reasons... I'll seethe about this forever

>>16145333
Don't forget
>you should quit a college course that's doesn't make you happy
>better being poor and following your dreams

Funny how the 2 girls at the bottom have the best chemistry with the 2 top guys in NijiEN.
Reimu with Vox and Petra with Mysta.

>>16145080
Half and doesn't know flip languages

>>16145417
Punish him sister!

Is Qu-Chan going to be ok guys? I miss her and Selen being together

i just unsubbed from everyone but pomu rosemi and selen

>>16145333
he did say he is not a therapist/professional though and gave his own opinion

>>16145462
Man I can't even bitch about a short stream without getting called a sister? You niggers are harsh

>>16145445
I'm actually happy Vox didn't give in Nina's plan to ship herself with him in public, mainly because of their colors in the models. They even received art. Then again, ghost of hell and demon (hell theme) is way better.

>>16144768
I shitposted before but we honestly need a split. This is getting pretty bad.

>>16145464
>that smile
now this is the good shit

>>16145140
It was okay. Vox did suggest where to get actual help rather than listen to him as well.

>>16145503
But anon, all Mystakes are my sisters. Don't be mean.

>>16145525
There is a split they just literally won't post in it.

>>16145489
Shit taste.

>>16145551
It's a general, not a containment thread.

Lucy love!

>>16145479
At least it wasn’t outright graduation

>>16145525
All you faggots were posting non stop about drama about the girls yesterday while the males were streaming and no one batted an eye.

If we split the threads realistically one or the other is going to be dead as fuck during certain times, it doesn’t matter.

>>16145551
and there's thread for nijien girls too, post in it

i asked for a separate thread the other day and you faggots said we didn't need one

>>16145525
>we need a split because someone isn’t getting the hate they deserve
based

>>16145525
This except instead of the girls and guys, just cut out Pomu, Rosemi, and Selen. Their fanbases are legitimately the ones responsible for the vast, vaaaast majority of shitposting, tribalfagging, and low quality bullshit in these threads.

>>16145417
RAPE CORRECTION

>>16145633
good, we didn't need one

People shat on Rosemi for her supachat baiting. People can shit on Mysta for his blatant numberfaggotory. Grow a spine.

There won't ever be a split, the jannies won't even enforce Holofags against posting their shit here.
You're all just gonna need to learn to accept the company of the opposite sex and stop yourselves from falling into 5ch-tier mansanji vs chinsanji retardation.

>>16145668
Nah rosebuds are funny.

this is a fucking general you retards what are you expecting

>>16145699
is Ange a whore?

FISH LOVE!!!
I love this sweet pure mermaid!