/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'd never miss an opportunity to fiddle diddle your oisi, op

>>1566091
Nah, I'm pretty sure she's still in school, and I'm more into hags

>>1566091
Good lord, she could do so much better.

sorry I don't want damaged goods

>>1566091
I would go only to post pictures later and make /hlgg/ explode

>>1566953
Korone?

Anya? What would we even do

>>1566091
Not old enough for me. Perpetual Boxing Day for me, please. Layers.

I don't think a date with Luna would be fun

>>1566091
a date with Ollie sounds exhausting
hard pass

>>1566091
This is the first time OP pic Kiara is relevant

>>1566377
That can be said for any holo with anyone on this board

>>1566091
yeah i would use here to get in with one of the ones i like then dump her

>>1566091
No

>>1568963
Based

>>1568963
Do you really think your oshi would date you after you dumped her friend just to stay with her?

no I wouldn't pump and dump her even if paid, this wench would give me nightmares for the next decade

>>1566091
I mean id fuck her. Just fake it to get close to the other Holo's eventually cuck and leave her.

>>1570200
Yes

>>1566091
My least favorite is Mori, so no. I've never found anything about her interesting and wouldn't be good company. Second is probably iofi, and she's way more interesting at least and I've played some of the games she has

>miko
>is gay
How the fuck would that work?

>>1566091
Does "least favorite holo" include holostars or not?

>>1566091
> implying people in this board can get asked out by a girl, let alone a holo

>>1574460
she'll turn straight if you're hot enough.

>>1566091
Yes, but not a romantic one. She's not actually my type despite how big of a parasocial relationship we have and how jealous I get when she spends time with other people.

>>1568815
>>1574554
Um, no. Not everyone on this board is like you. I am tall (6'5"), fit (208lbs, with body fat in the single percentage), and are conventionally attractive both socially and physically. I have a six figure income, a luxurious house of my own, and a nice car. Kiara would be lucky to score me, because frankly, I am way out of her league.

>>1574852
kek okay

>>1574554
This. Before I logged in I had to fill out a form explain I've never touched a girl and a policeman verified it's authenticity. You guys DID fill out your incel vouchers right? right?

>Polka asked me out.
I mean...

>>1566091
Least favorite persona or roomate? Yes to the former, because the stuff I hate was an act, no to the latter because the stuff I don't hate is an act.

>>1566091
i'd video shooting my cum on her face just to post it online and ruin her rep

>Ollie
I don't think I could handle the smell.

>>1566091
Yes. I'm fucking desperate

>>1567027
Talk to her about swords

>>1566091
no

>>1566091
Aggressively using loafy as an onahole!

>>1566091
No but not because I dislike her but because I'm a horrible person. Also wouldn't date my favorite Holo. None of these girls should meet me ever even if somehow could enter the 2D world.

>>1566091
I would tell her that I would go, but not actually show up. Partially because we live in different countries, but also because I feel she would be depressed about it.

>>1592878
reasonable and relatable, anon

please no
she's fucking annoying

>>1567027
Foot massage.

>>1566091
I'd go. The first thing I'd do when I meet Calli is snap her head off and put it on a stick. I literally hate Calli.

>>1574460
you turn into a girl

>>1593748
DIN DIN DING

>>1566091
I'm not mentally ill enough to actually dislike my least favorite holo as a person, so I wouldn't be adverse to trying it. Wouldn't expect much to come out of it though.

>>1566091
I have no favorite holo so conversely I have no least favorite holo, so none of them are interested and ask me on a date just like women in real life haha ahaha ha ha haaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>1574852
Pic related

>>1574852
ogey

>>1566091
I would, a date with Iofi doesn't sound half bad really
>>1567253
pleb levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>1595657
how did you get that pic of me

i would date and/or fuck literally any holo girl (the characters, not the roomates) and so would all of you

Go murder her and turn her into a KFC value pack? Sure.

>>1595459
oh god yes

>>1594136
But first you'd have to teleport behind her and do a narutonojutsu on her, then say "nothing personnel kid, pssssh"

>>1605340
You sick fuck

>>1566091
I'm not sure who my least favorite would even be; I don't really dislike any of them, just know some less.
Sure, I'd go. I have no reason not to, and it'd be novel to actually be asked by someone.

>Reine
No thank you

>>1605340
I have standards. Hence why I'm still single.

>>1609088
Not my oishi, but to me she seems like the least unlikable person out there. So I'll bite - why?

>>1609136
It's a good thing women have standards too, hence why you're single.

>>1609136
>>1595657

>>1566091
A Holo is a Holo. I'd give her a shot. She might be very different from the animu girl she plays as on stream.

>>1605340
fuck, yes- they're all hot
date, no- i'm not touching some of those minefields

>>1609161
>>1609171
lol no. Girls have actually asked me out before and broken hearts without meaning to. But you bitter permavirgins probably wont believe that.

>>1609192
Yeah I bet

>>1609150
It's between her and Ollie and I'll admit Ollie is somewhat entertaining and Reine bores me to death.

>>1609250
I don't think I'm much of a prize either. I think I can just turn on the charm if needed. So there's hope for you too!

>>1566091
I would and it would probably be a lot of fun. I don't hate or even dislike any of them.

>>1566091
I'm not gay, and my least favorite is probably one of the guys I never watch, so no.

>>1566091
I'd go straight to jail from it and it'd be worth it.

>Roboco
ah, sure, what have i got to lose?

>>1566091
no, i dont like blacked woman

>>1566091
>towa
eh, why not

>Korone or Ina
oh hell no

I can't quantify who that would be so yes. I crave contact.

>>1566091
>Gura
I'm lonely enough to say yes, but I doubt I'd enjoy it.

>Aki
What do I even say to someone who is already married and barren.

>>1566091
Never got into her content, but fuck me her design is the most fuckable of all. Imagine her screaming and panting in gibberish language on the bed.
So yes, definitely a go.

>>1574852
Post body

>>1615411
What do you mean anon? you wouldnt like the get drunk with a cute shark?

>>1574852
If you don't show me your cock right now, you're gay

>>1566091
Is Artemis a holo? I don’t know if they’re just a girl with a gruff enough voice to catch /vt/‘s autism, or an actual man suffering mentally. If they aren’t, then I’d probably be fine going with Gura. She seems like a sweet girl, just noty type of entertainment

>Mio
Nah, I don't have a mommy fetish and she kinda scares me

>>1567027
You get to scream "I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD" chant during anal

I wouldn't because I'm already married

>>1566091
So Mori? I'm not really into rap music, and I don't follow cr1tkal. I also don't watch her at all, so I don't know how well the date will go.

Pretty sure both Aqua and me would be too socially retarded to even talk to each other.

>>1566091
>Kiara
I do everything possible to either murder her or ruin her entire life.

>>1629379
That's kinda cute

>>1566091
No anon, I have a wife and I wont let her for my less favorite
But I would do it for Shion lmao

>>1628376
I would, but the thought of getting drunk with someone every time I want to get some sort of enjoyment out of them is something that doesn't interest me.

>>1568815
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I would totally go out with Mori, she's exactly my type but that's different from what type of streamer you enjoy.
I also happen to be her type as well.

>>1629156
Wrong opinion. (You) for being brave enough to post

>Aqua
I just walked into secondhand embarrassment hell and I can't wait to die.

>>1566091
>Aki
pass

Really?!

>>1574460
Do you look like Michael? That's how.

>>1566091
And do what? Kiara is boring as fuck and unfortunately, I know how her horse-shaped face looks like.

>>1566091
I wouldn't even understand what she's saying since she doesn't speak a lick of English, then she"d probably just wanna play APEX and I hate FPS games so no.

I like this.

>Calli
Everyone's always talking about how kind and nice she actually is, so as long as she doesn't go around calling me dawg, randomly rapping or doing any other wigger shit, sure

> Artemis
Hard pass

>>1567027
She's also my least favorite but I think I'd actually enjoy hatefucking her because of how abrasive her personality is.

>>1661702
Since when was he/she/it/posadajadpso a Holo?

>>1662784
don't jinx it

>>1566091
either festival or oni? Uh sure why not, it's not like I hate them, just gonna leave 911 on speed dial

>>1574852
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>take Athena out for coffee
>she has one sip of her espresso and the acid hitting her stomach causes her to immediately vomit onto the table
>shits herself and starts crying
>sees the horrified look in your eyes and starts to accuse you of not liking her because she said nigga once
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of there

>>1566091
>forced myself to try and watch kiara
She is literally a basic thot. Unintresting, boring, no sense of humor, personality of a cardboard

>>1664163
>he's this mad over an autistic girl online
Don't know what Gura is like, other than a recovering alcoholic

>>1663939
>oni
Bring some diapers too

>>1665514
>this user is underage

If you actually want to check out Athena and see how wholesome and friendly she actually is and ignore the rrats come check her out. She's streaming now.
https://youtu.be/Pxj_qOghMo8

I imagine a date with Aqua or Pekora would be pretty entertaining. Might even make them cry and piss off their entire fanbase of wannabe autist wranglers.

>Aqua asks you on a date
>Take her to the most expensive restaurant in town
>Let her order all the most expensive food because she's too oblivious to have self-control
>Casually comment on how much she's eating and how much bigger she is than her character
>When it comes time to pay, ask to split the bill based on how much each of you ate
>Since she ate almost everything, force her to pay for all of her food
>Make her suffer through the humiliation and anxiety of having to interact with the waiter and pay for the 5 plates of food she just scarfed down
>As you're leaving, ask the waiter for a to-go kiddie milkshake for your date
>See her face instantly brighten up when she gets it
>Take her home and steal her virginity
>All it cost was a milkshake
>Ghost all her calls afterwards, then call her when she's in the middle of a stream and watch her fumble over herself to pause her Apex grind and mute her mic to talk to you
>Snipe her from across the map while shes standing still
>Enjoy her autistic tantrum live on stream

I dont think Calli will be too interested in me, Im 183cm

>>1566091
Of course, if I had the time. Not all dates have to have romantic involvement. The date should be fun on its own, anon. If you didn't get that out of it, then you will feel really sad if you don't get some action at the end of the night. This is why almost every date can be nice, even if you aren't attracted to the person. However, we will be going dutch, because while I make good money, I don't give it to vtubers.

>>1671378
Athena, get out and kill yourself.

>>1673646
I want to be Aqua's teasing yet loving BF.

>>1671378
I tried anon. I can get past the burping but her constant remarks about how everyone hates her on twitter for some reason just rubs me the wrong way.

>>1675514
The victim complex of conservatives rubs everyone the wrong way. Acting like you're being persecuted when you turn yourself into a social pariah to own the libs is your own fault.

>>1675514
Her twitter has been suspended for about a month if you watch her streams she's very chill.

>>1675597
I don't know, man, her rants about interdimensional aliens and shit like that is pretty fucking retarded.

>>1675713
Those are the best, it's cute how dumb she is.

>>1675952
Stop trying to spin a negative into a positive. And it's obvious you're the faggot that keeps making threads for her, btw.

>>1676055
Ogey

>>1566091
I'm sure Risu is a cool person so I'd try but she's still a lazy bitch who lays in her bed and browses /vt/

>>1679549
t. Risu

>>1676365
Given how many people here actually like her there’s like a 1/4 chance that guy’s right.

>>1645959
Short?

>>1664090
Is that western gyaru? kek