/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I'm in love with Gura!

soon

I BELIEVE IN MY DETERMINED SLEEPY SHARKWIFE!!!!

>delayed an hour
There's your answer

MKart stream time pushed back an hour

Gura is doing warmup races right now

Why gura dum dum

My dumb wife did not nap!

>>15974012
Shark brain + streamer brain + panic brain.

I hope her nerves dont overpower her in the tournament. Gura cuteeee

why does gura say free range women all the time. is this a reference to something

Just a reminder to put your full faith in Gura if we all believe in her she will win though the power of friendship.

>>15974012
Too much sex (with me) has melted her brain with pleasure
Sorry

>>15974045
>gura
>brain

Yay my retarded wife finally found out she had the time wrong!!!!

goowa will win tonight

>>15974148
a lot of hearts

time updated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFM5KGjYQZE

>>15974127
I believe
/ggg/ is now GO GURA GO

>>15974268
I WAS GONNA FUCKING SAY

I thought I was goign schizo

>>15974127
She's tired, didn't practice enough, and she's prone to choking. My daughterwife is fucked.

GO GURA GO

I love this shark so much

>>15974400
this image is hot and i really like it

>>15974127
Bloop looks really adorable here!

You can win shark!

>>15974400
>no gills
:(

>>15974400
as much as I hate that tuttu and those boots, damn

I'm weak to abs

Please have fun gura

Is this true for everyone? If so who has the commentary?

>>15974512

>>15974512
tortilla...

Oh, the shark got the initial time wrong. I was wondering why there was an extra hour tacked on.

>>15974512
so lazy

>>15974512
that doesn't even look like the youtube pinned message so not sure where that's from

>>15974512
Towa's stream has commentary with A-Chan.

>>15974572
what the heck? my wife just baited me

>>15974512
Gay.

>>15974466
Here, enjoy

>>15974512
one less thing for guwa to be distracted by

>>15974614
It's from Mori's stream, I took that screenshot

>>15974506
Remember when she used this profile for a day then changed it?

>>15974646
Yeah, good. I'd prefer a Gura soundboard but this is the second-best solution.

>>15974614
that is what they look like with Hyperchat

>>15974471

>>15974697
She forgot to tell Nacho something very important.

>>15974512
So Mori just wanted to commentate other races and they told her she couldn't because only one stream in japanese is allowed to do that? That's pretty dumb.

>>15973942
Hey chumpedos, why did Gura dropped her friendship with Amelia?
That call was disgusting

>>15974512
So it's a Gura stream without Gura? I'm confused

please post Gura's greeting card later, thanks

>>15974512
Why are we only finding this out from Calli-cope-hate Bore-i...? (Calli)

>>15974350
Don't forget Mario kart is very chaotic it is very possible she will get lucky, avoid everything, and other big players will get unlucky, and get hit by everything. It would not be the first time Mario kart has done something like that.

>>15974701
>I'd prefer a Gura soundboard
>oh nyo...............................nya................................................hoocha!.............................shaaaaak................

>>15974830
>Calli-cope-hate Bore-i
sick burn

NYOOOM

F for our girl's girl

>im gonna nyooom my best
god fucking dammit Gura....

Nyoom

Gura's gonna nyoom

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

call your parents and tell them you're a pedophile. ask them how "based" that is. seriously y'all need a reality check i thought that OKBH was just memeing but y'all are unironic pedos.

NYOOM

>>15974868
She's going to commit suicide

>>15974893
>>15974949
do japanese understand what nyoooom means or did they just literally translate Gura's nonsense word

>>15974893
>>15974949
arigathanks!

>>15975039
Gura is cute and cuteness translates

>>15974972

>>15975039
It's fucking onomatopoeic, retard

>>15974949
I BELIEVE!

>>15974972

>>15974821
this?

>>15975138
try using japanese onomatopoeia in English and see how many people can't understand shit, retard

>>15975265
nyo, I meant these
>>15974893
>>15974949

Go GURA GO

>>15974972
oh nyooo please dont tell my parents

>>15975298
i can

I believe!

I hope you guys helped Gura warm up for the races

>>15974893
>>15974949
she's gonna NYOOOOOOOM!

>Gura stream at 2:00am

When I see shit bait I know some faggot who has nothing better to do than make discord drama all day posted it.

gura-chan gomen ne...

To think.... Gura could have avoided group B if she just actually responded to anyone.

gura in towa's chat

Gura's crying...

>>15975626
its okay Goowa...

>>15975626
>>15975636
I love her

Will Gura win?

>>15975740
She already won my heart

>>15975740
no she probably wont make it out of group B honestly.

>>15975740
She's already won our hearts

>>15975740
no

>>15975487
Brazilian shrimp?

>>15975487
Seja forte e fique acordado.

>>15975740
No.

At best she will get past the first round but even that's a scretch.

Gura is still the best though.

>>15975831
>>15975887

Cant wait for some shaaaark doriftooo!

Ready your Reflect remix

>>15974806
They are coworkers. Gura is the most comfortable with Amelia so that’s why the convo was so lax if that’s what you mean. Why do you think it was disgusting. Welcome, by the way.

Do your best shark!

>>15975740
Nyo, but I hope she has a good time.

>>15975740
it is possible

https://youtu.be/ghSedPM6i5Y
thread theme

>>15976039
why are you responding to such poor bait?

>not good enough to make it out of group B
>no bad enough to make it into zako cup
>too lazy to tell anyone that she doesnt want to be in group b
Poor shark. Gonna be a short night for her.

She's gonna be so salty when she loses

>>15975740
She will do her best

>>15975487
For me Gura normally streams at 3 am

>>15975740
YES! SHE IS THE GREATEST! ALL THE NAY SAYERS DESERVE TO BE BANNED FROM WATCHING HER FOR DOUBTING THE SHARK!

>Gura overlaps you in a race

How do you respond?

>>15975740
I count it a win if she past the first round, but it is hard though. I hope gura is having fun.

>>15976197
cum

>>15976156
She hasn't slept at all so might be for the best.

>>15976197
turn in my mario kart license

>>15976156
Pretty sure she can’t tell people she doesn’t want to be in a group, it was basically drawing lots

>>15976178
Absolute based and sharkpilled

guys why the fuck am i nervous?

I still have half a bottle of Kraken left from the New Year. Time to crack that shit open.

>>15976197
Cheer her on!

>>15975994
Tsuuuuuuu

>>15976197
she's never lapped me. i got close to lapping her on baby park once but that hardly counts.

>>15976156
>too lazy to tell anyone that she doesnt want to be in group b
are you retarded? you think she could just make them roll again or what?

>>15976310
good shit, cheers bud

>>15976197
throw my banana peel at her

>>15976197
>How do you respond?
Throw my controller. "Disconnect."

>>15976376
Bottoms up

>>15976275
>>15976344
t. doesnt watch streams

>>15975994
same here lol.
Gotta do it for my wife gura tho

>>15976449
>watching towa's stream
I'd rather die.

>>15976449
If it wasn’t in a Gura stream then no I didn’t see it

>>15976156
>>too lazy to tell anyone that she doesnt want to be in group b
What would make you think if she complain they will move her?

>>15976449
fuck off

>>15976197
explode

>>15976449
rewatch towa's stream retard

>>15976197
Kneel.
When the race is over place my mk cart in a pyre and watch it burn

>>15975740
No, but it's ok.

>>15974758
>>15975106
>>15974972
>>15975408

>>15976449
I watch the stream and you're wrong you fucking dumbass

Things are getting exciting.

Remember that GG stands for Gawr Gura.

Shit I am so fucking nervous.

>tfw Gura's rare giggle is no longer rare
It's a bittersweet feeling. But boy do I love hearing it these days...

>>15976931
i still like huhaha better

if you are nervous you are autistic
its just a freaking game

So what's gonna happen if an "Among Us" moment takes place and she gets absolutely destroyed at one point, starts getting frustrated and then mutes to cry?

watching mel while waiting for gura

>>15976981
I love it but the rare giggle makes her sound like a mature child mommy

>>15976931
It's nice, yeah. I like that she's getting more relaxed and letting her pottymouth leak too.
>>15976981
That has become the rare giggle. How the tables have turned.

>>15976992
mario kart is not "just a game"

>>15976992
Remember were you are, neurotypicalfag.

https://youtu.be/ZbVULmCCVcM
Thread theme.

>>15976992
This. It also shows you have no faith in her thus you are undeserving of her love.

>>15976981
Huahahaha

>>15977040
As above, so below

>>15976981
That's always been the fake one she invented for streaming

ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

>>15977220
ogey

>>15976992
I get nervous every time I get in a game with her, but that's mainly because I'm in the same game as her

Shorks gonna be zoomin' and vroomin'

every time they play the track, take a fuckin shot

I am Gura's husband. Pic related.

>>15977283
I made this post.

Taking Gura for a walk to calm her nerves

Please don't tell the mods.

>>15977283
>>15977319
These are my posts

I'm in love with Gura, she'll win today for me

>>15976992
I have 500 dollars on this, fuck you

>>15977348
She will lose today for me!

>>15976992
The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are okay with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JnUHKu-Ps8

>>15977381
Who you're betting on?

>>15977550
Yes.

>>15977381
You should feel good, I helped get her nice and warmed up before the game. She's cheeky with those comments in the lobby too

>>15976992
yes i am autistic and i love my wife Gawr Gura

I don't really care about the tournament, but I hope Gura does well because I want her to be happy

I'm inside of Gawr Gura. Only me. This is my only post, nobody else posted this but me and I won't make follow ups to this post.

i lied

>>15977811
Thank you for your service. Msy you provide adequate sustenance to out Goddess Gawr Gura.

>>15977811
Gura should use her programming skills (in progress) to program a random shrimp picker and eat a different shrimp OC every day.

>>15977381
Better chance of gains here than most pro sporting events desu

My heart skips a beat whenever she looks directly at us. I'm ngmi bros

gura will lose

will you keep loving her

>>15977811
Sorry to disappoint you, but Gura eats a lot of shrimps every day.

>>15978138
No. She should have played better.

>>15978138
of course

>>15978138
of course

>>15978161
Can confirm, here's some chumbies from last thread

>>15978161
true

>>15978138

Does the pope shit in the woods?

GURA FULL 3D MODEL NOW NOW NOW. Am I going to have to rape correct Hololive management to get them?

>>15978138
If Gura loses, it was clearly rigged.

>>15978429
No

>>15978138
of course, what kind of person doesn't support his wife through thick and thin. I'll be with her if she's drivers champion or lapped by the entire field

>>15978472
you're gonna have to rape the entire japanese government probably.

>>15976449
You're a tard for forgetting that Gura didn't know she could swap groups until after the groups were cemented
Everyone that replied to you is also a tard for forgetting that Ina mentioned asking to swap teams when she showed up for one of Gura's mario kart streams.

Cute shark again soon!

>>15978568
So be it

>>15978568
I understand, I will do it for Gura.

>>15978593
Right and Gura would have known if she just talked to someone. Just like she didnt know what time the stream started today.

>>15978593
>Ina mentioned asking to swap teams
That was a joke, anon

Reminder that she chose to stream FOR US knowing full well it would debuff her performance in the tournament

>>15978593
you are a fucking retard

>>15978730
Gura doesn't like talking to people besides us.

>>15978769
She loves us!

>>15978769
She should just ignore us the best she can.

>>15978730
she literally does not speak the same language as them while Ina does.

>>15978769
She is the best. All other chuubas pale in comparison.

>>15978853
>Gura doesn't like talking to people besides us.
Gura doesn't like talking to people INCLUDING us.

>>15978138
Always

Imagine holding Gura's little fins...

are finals a top 4 or a top 12?

>>15978761
I'll look into it after the race, but I swear it didn't seem that way.

>>15978138
Gura wont lose
shes taking home the winners cup
for a prize she gets to collab with Okayu and Suisei

>>15978954
no, she likes talking to us because headpat emotes are non-threatening.

>>15979162
top 3 of each group

>>15978593
this is the worst fucking bait ever

LETS GO GURA
E
T
S

G
O

G
U
R
A

>>15978954
She hates talking to (You).
She loves talking to me.

>>15979203
Friend...

>>15979199
That's because it's not true

>>15979199
He is lying

i wish tournaments wouldn't be such a big deal in hololive, it just seems like it stresses everyone out. people like aqua and matsuri have cried onstream after losing tournaments. people are losing sleep over this silly mario kart shit. as if our idols aren't already stressed the fuck out all the time.

>>15979199
that's because you're brain-dead

>>15979221
goes to show how retarded the people replying are

>>15979298
Fuck off redditor

Towa and A-chan keep mentioning Gura for some reason

If Gura loses she'll punishes our prostates. We need to cheer for her to WIN!!

IRYS MIGHT WIN A FOR EN

>>15979400
COME ON GURA PLEASE LOSE

>>15979351
no fuck you somethingawful user

LET'S GOOOO

>>15979359
Towa is a lolicon and A-chan has a vore fetish and wants Gura to eat her.

>>15979400
speak for yourself

>>15979400
OH NYO

go shark go shark go shark

>>15979542
She's just like us!

>>15979608
This is my dream

>>15979359
JOPs have been chattering that she's good.

>>15979298
They're only a big deal if the talents make it a big deal. Half of the holos participating practiced maybe once if at all.

>>15979647
>he wants to share Gura with another man.
Fucking gay dream dude.

Shark is go!

>>15979679
>>15979359
that's because she is good

>>15979400
oh nyoooo
https://files.catbox.moe/m2ubn9.png

IT'S TIME
GO GURA
GOGURA

i call dibs on consoling her after her loss

>>15979722
Those are just my ghost arms

Bros I’m nervous over Mario kart

>>15979298
>our idols
Faggot cuck

Let's gooooooooo!

What's wrong with Gura's audio

>she didn't nap

>>15979809
Ah ok fair enough. You good then.

>>15979803
i would like to kiss nacho

I cast Haste on the shark!

HERE SHE IS

MY SLEEPY WIFE

She sounds nervous as hell

>She hasn't slept
Oh Nyoo..

>I was just praying
Me too Gura

CAM ON GOOMBERS

My wife dead for sure...

>>15979911

hope gura is fast enough

CAMON SHORK

you heard her, have fun

>>15979608

Hope she can keep up, she seems quite tired but I believe in her I fucking love her

SOMETHING HATE

Gura will be in the middle and will have a good night sleep.

JP MANAGEMENT HATE

Who came last minute, chumkeks?

GURA HAS TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15980145
? I mean I agree but why?

Gura holding her piss in to be hyper focused!

oh nyo

She's gonna piss herself on stream again.

>gura draws power from piss
of course

>sleep depraved
>does not go to toilet
why nerf yourself so?

>sleepy
>wants to go pee
>tired
gooruh...

>>15980181
Me, in her.

Gura's gonna piss herself in the stream!

>>15980181
me. sorry i took too long, buds!

GURA SAID SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A SHIT BUT USES THE PAIN TO FOCUS ON THE GAME INSTEAD LETS GOOOOOOO

GURA PISS TO KEEP AWAKE

gura will pee herself

>gawr "pissing yourself is a strategy" gura

>>15980258
so that its fair

>>15980306
>>15980295
>>15980290
Imagine the smell

chumbuds what the fuck is she talking about

if she pisses herself, i will akasupa

In pro endurance racing, pissing your seat and leaving it for your teammate is a long-held tradition. Glad to see goop goop carrying it on

IT'S COMING HOME! THE CUP IS COMING HOME TO GOOBS! IT'S ONLY 12AM, YOU FUCKING ZOOMER SHARK!

She's drunk isn't she?

>still thinking about this or that

1

2

3
4
5

>>15980393
mambo no 5

>Gura focuses completely on the game
>Completely forgets she needs to pee
>30 minutes later
>She looks down after the race to see a puddle in her chair

>>15973942
I like Gura, But I have the feeling that Chloe is the true Gura killer and in before the Year ends, she will surpass Gura. You have to be double retarded if you think otherwise

(even Cover is putting extra effort in making her look better, have better rigging, better Avatar, already she have outfits and more Charisma)

Im sorry choombuddies, Gura's time its over

>>15980393
We played Mario Kart together off stream

Someone get this shark a diaper!

>>15980468

>>15980447
No she's tired and wants to snuggle up in bed with me

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY!
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

great driving through the chicane with those mushrooms

LOOK AT THOSE LINES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB5hS0uv-Nk

GO GURA GO!

So close

>4th

SOLID

>I ALMOST HAD YOU GURA
>You never had your shark

Gura immediately getting blasted in the ass by everyone LMAO, that frustration teeth-sucking sound she makes as her butthole gets pounded, I cannot stop laughing

SO CLOSE

4th for Gura. Not back even after getting rocked by shells.

Might have wasted those mushrooms a bit, but still incredible to get 4th!

4th not bad not bad lets go

She got railed by items that game and still got 4th. Good sign

it's cute that gura gets to race with her oshi

Suisei, aqua and who else?

>looks like an ant... i can smell them.

Gura really made a couple of big mistakes that race. She can do it if she gets first once.

>looks like an art
>I can smell them

>looks like an ant. I can smell them

>>15980808
Pekora, so fucking close

>>15980859
She is autism...

>>15980808

Gura....

LET'S FACKING GO SHARK! STOMP THESE DRONES THAT READ THE SAME WALUIGI ARTICLE!!!!

>>15980886
>>15980907

I only repeated what gura said, I don't read nip

Would you drive in the way of a shell to protect Gura from getting hit by other racers?

Now's her chance!

Gura doing the 'ol bump-n-run

PRAY FOR GURA

Lets go lets go

>Yamete senpai

WOW WHAT THE FUCK

GURA ABOUT TO DEFEAT JAPAN

that fucking blue nigger

LET'S GOOO

ALMOST

NUMBER 2

Good job shark

SUISEI HATE

NOOOOOO ALMOST FIRST

Robbed of 1st place. At least got 2nd.

SUISEI NOOOO

SO CLOSEEEEEEEEE

gura in the top 3!

SUISEI

Second place! Let's go Same!

MAN AT THE LAST SECOND

that racing line thooo

Choke.

>2nd only behind suisei
I BELIEVE

>didn't take the short cut
>lost 1st place

SHORK NERVES too strong

SHES STILL DOING GREAT

holy shit goomba

4TH YESTERDAY
2ND TODAY
___ TOMORROW?

>>15981229
Choosing the safe route rather than the risk isn't a choke

>PLS UNDERSTAND

>>15981314
0th

I'm proud of her. I wish I could give her a big hug after all of this

Gura's voice is all understated and focused and nervous and tired and it's cute

>>15980476
Sadly this is true

DEATH TO WALUIGI DRONES

is keeping your bladder full really an effective strategy or does it only work for sharks

>>15981394
Waluigi and Roy have the exact same stats, you idiot

>>15981356
Never in her life, or yours, would she allow you to get within even 50 feet of her. Donate your life savings and be the nicest and most attentive of her fans, never miss a stream, and have her mention you by name without being prompted, and this fact will not ever change.

LETS GO SHARK LETS GO SHARK

Towa with some item mastery holy shit

Ouch

So unlucky

Talk about getting fucked in the ass that last lap

Got totally Mario Kart'd

ROBBED

Sheit...

wow that was infuriating

Holy fuck Susei is good

>loses by getting stepped on
of course

poor luck
still, could be worse.

>shelled and then lighting off the bridge

OOF

RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D

I hate this fucking game

Too bad. Squished to 7th place.

Shes still 3rd globally everythings alright okay?

Gura likes monke

>>15981535
Chaining Bullet into a Star is considered skill now?

hoi 4channers

>>15981467
oh nyoo does the anti think this is gonna upset me. Sorry about your self esteem

how many races?

Tired nervous Gura is so precious

ONE MORE TO ADVANCE! LET'S GO GOOBS!

She's had mambo number five stuck in her head since the member stream

its all because she took the strategy of hanging back for more items. Out of all the strategies, including risky shortcuts, that's the riskiest by far.

>>15981672
Worth it to get stepped on by a fellow holo girl. Gura is living the dream.

gura in teh zone, look at those LINES

Suisei SNIPED

SUISEI HATE

People who said Gura will win, I won't grudgepost you.

DOUBLE RIGGERED

Too bad. 4th place.

SUISEI HATE

MY HEART IS GONNA EXPLODE

try not to anti suisei challenge

4th
oof

FUCK

close!

>bedtime has been secured
goowa...

>>15981692

GO FOR THE CLUTCH YOU ARE CLOSE GURA

she's so tired she's not even tilted one bit

>Gura accidentally reveals she's throwing so she can sleep early
lmao sasuga

Can she really do it chumbuds?

GO GURA GO

BASED FAUNA

MY HEART IS IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW, LETS GO GURA

So fucking close. Beat Peko and she's in the finals.

>>15981436
>suisei peko and aquafags astroturfing ggg

Gura is dying, bros...

THESE JAPANESE META USERS CWINGE

>>15982019
I BELIEVE

Wingman Fauna best

FIRST