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This one

SEX

Why does nobody want to have sex with Chloe?

>>15969733
Stinky...

I love Ina!

>>15969733
She smells

Tummy hort... A LOT

>can't stream tummy asplode

>>15969733
I'll take one for the team

>>15969733
Used up whore

KIARA LOVE

Was this discussed?
No more numbers stream...

>gura making fun of ame
KEK

>>15969675
this one for sure

>>15969675
>>15969733
Chloe should not be this erotic.

tummy sploded

>>15969147
>actually fucking real
Sasuga Mori

>Gura going to bed
The tournament...

>>15969825
But that's the best part...

>>15969699
>announcing reports
No wonder Deadbeats are defending Mori so hard. They're tourists
>>15969750
Sorry Deadcuck, I will. Now get back to coping

>>15969733
>>15969675
I believe in Oga

m-mori?

>>15969854
oh nyo

Irys is Irys even in jp
youtube.com/watch?v=YwBwh2M4ynk

I love Mori!

GO ROBERTO GO

I WANT TO LICK TOKINO SORA'S ARMPITS!
I WANT TO SPREAD ROBOCO'S ROBOT LEGS!
I WANT SAKURA MIKO TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN HER BREASTS!
I WANT HOSHIMACHI SUISEI TO JERK ME OFF WITH HER GLOVES!
I WANT AZKI TO CRUSH MY HEAD WITH HER THIGHS!
I WANT YOZORA MEL TO DRAIN MY SOUL FROM MY PENIS!
I WANT TO MAKE SHIRAKAMI FUBUKI MY WIFE BY FORCE!
I WANT TO FUCK NATSUIRO MATSURI OUT OF HER MENHERA WAYS!
I WANT AKI ROSENTHAL TO BELLY DANCE ON MY DICK!
I WANT AKAI HAATO TO LEARN WHAT SEX IS THROUGH ME!
I WANT TO FUCK MINATO AQUA UNTIL SHE CAN'T SPEAK COHERENTLY ANYMORE!
I WANT TO OBLITERATE MURASAKI SHION'S MESUGAKI CUNNY!
I WANT TO MAKE NAKIRI AYAME MY PERSONAL ONI-HOLE!
I WANT TO GIVE YUZUKI CHOCO THE DOMINANT HUSBAND SHE DESERVES!
I WANT TO SHUBA OOZORA SUBARU!
I WANT OOKAMI MIO TO DEEPTHROAT MY COCK UNTIL SHE STARTS TO VOMIT!
I WANT TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN NEKOMATA OKAYU'S STOMACH!
I WANT INUGAMI KORONE TO DOMINATE ME!
I WANT TO RAPE USADA PEKORA!
I WANT TO FUCK URUHA RUSHIA UNTIL HER SCREAMS WAKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD UP!
I WANT TO MINDBREAK SHIRANUI FLARE!
I WANT TO LOSE MYSELF IN SHIROGANE NOEL'S KNIGHT CUPS!
I WANT TO SET SAIL INTO HOUSHOU MARINE'S ASS (FATTEST IN HOLOLIVE)!
I WANT TO POUND AMANE KANATA UNTIL SHE HITS NOTES I CAN'T EVEN PERCEIVE!
I WANT TO LOVE HATE-FUCKING THAT BITCH KIRYU COCO!
I WANT TO GET LOST IN LOVING TSUNOMAKI WATAME!
I WANT TO MATING PRESS TWAPI TWIZZLER UNTIL SHE LETS OUT HER REAL VOICE!
I WANT TO UTTERLY DOMINATE HIMEMORI LUNA!
I WANT TO SUCK THE MILK OUT OF YUKIHANA LAMY'S BREASTS!
I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MOMOSUZU NENE'S ASS!
I WANT SHISHIRO BOTAN TO BE MY DOMMY MOMMY!
I WANT TO DIE IN THE HEAT OF PASSION WITH OMARU POLKA!
I WANT TO BURY MY NUT INTO AYUNDA RISU'S KNOTHOLE!
I WANT MY PELVIS TO BREAK UNDER MOONA HOSHINOVA'S FAT ASS!
I WANT TO MOG THE FUCK OUT OF AIRANI IOFITEEN'S VAGINA!
I WANT TO BE KUREIJI OLLIE'S BROTHER FANTASY!
I WANT TO BURY MY BONE IN THE SWORD, ANYA MELFISSA!
I WANT TO BLOW MY LOAD IN PAVOLIA REINE'S WATERMELON ROOMS!
I WANT TO FUCK MORI CALLIOPE'S PUSSY UNTIL SHE'S ONLY MY BOY!
I WANT TO MATING PRESS TAKANASHI KIARA AND GIVE HER A BABY!
I WANT NINOMAE INA'NIS' NAIZURI!
I WANT TO TURN GAWR GURA INTO MY PERSONAL ONAHOLE!
I WANT TO BLOW OUT AMELIA WATSON'S BACK!
I WANT TO CREAMPIRyS UNTIL HER WOMB IS NEFILLED!
I WANT TO GET MY DICK CAUGHT IN TSUKUMO SANA'S GRAVITY WELL!
I WANT TO PLOW CERES FAUNA'S FIELDS WITH MY SEED!
I WANT TO LOSE TRACK OF TIME WHILE OURO KRONII TITFUCKS ME!
I WANT TO FUCK NANASHI MUMEI UNTIL SHE CAN'T REMEMBER HER OWN NAME!
I WANT TO GRAB HAKOS BAELZ BY THE TWINTAILS AND RAM MY DICK INTO HER CERVIX UNTIL SHE SCREAMS!
I WANT TO LIFT LA+ DARKNESS UP BY THE HIPS AND SLAM INTO HER LIKE MY PERSONAL ONAHOLE!
I WANT TO DUMP MY CUM INTO TAKANE LUI SO MUCH THAT HER WOMB GETS RE-FERTILIZED!
I WANT TO SHOVE MY DICK SO FAR DOWN HAKUI KOYORI'S THROAT THAT I CAN CUM DIRECTLY INTO HER STOMACH!
I WANT TO FUCK SAKAMATA CHLOE UNTIL THE WHITES OF HER MASK'S EYES ROLL BACK INTO THE HOODIE FROM PLEASURE!
I WANT TO BE RIDDEN BY KAZAMA IROHA FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET DE GOZARU!
I LOVE HOLOLIVE! THROUGH DICK, UNITY!

Matsuri is cute!

Gura's only 2k mmr...

>>15969825
>>15969837
But that's where the fun's at!

I love this angel...

>>15969740
Their working conditions broke the Japanese spirit more than any numbers of bombs could ever manage

>>15969876
Same desu

>>15969861
But she is!

>>15969867
don't bring that shit here

>>15969166
Kiara
I do not dispute that, it's just that Mori is an actually horrible friend.

I realized I don’t have enough smug Mori pictures

Tummy hort (Maximum)

>>15969878
its like when you finish an exam less then 10 minutes before the due date

>>15969675
SEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>15969877
but what is there to cope?

>>15969854
oh nyooooo... niggerniggers...

Gura is a nudist

GURA'S GONNA GIVE ME HEADPATS WITH HER FEET

>>15969893
fucking whore

I'm getting headpats from Gura!

This was a fun stream, could be a fun collab too

>Birthday stream
>didn't give birth on stream
Why?
https://files.catbox.moe/8ke0ua.jpg

UOOOOH RUNNING A TRAIN ON GURA for headpats

>go say happy birthday to Watson

Gura...

>>15969910
Guess I'll masturbate before MariKa.

You wanna see a real master of the kart go at it /hlgg/? Well look no further because your winning son Roberu is live at this very moment, showing you guys all the necessary power you need to wield in order to hit those turns and drifts at perfect angles so become victorious. And he doesn't play Waluigi, he's a pure King Boo player, your top tiers do not matter at all to him. That's the kind of power this man holds. Yukoku Roberu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzBKsTIukk
If you're that kind of person who's adamant on not watching a Holostar then you should go and buy Gura's membership because she's still goofing off with all the chumbuds, making hilarious suggestions for Would you Rather in her Member's stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0sfEVWH9A
In less than 25 minutes, your Mori will be starting her Mario Kart stream ahead of everyone else because she's really got some last minute practice/warm up to do. After making you kneel during her two minute call-in/rap session, she's probably in pure "Beat Mori Up" mode so her performance will be taking a noticeable boost in power. Deadbeats your oshi's gonna do just fine and probably won't be in last place!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9c04hXwqIg
In less than 85 minutes, it's the start of the great big Mario Kart tournament! Plenty of VODs to look at, and plenty of Holos are performing. If your oshi is streaming it then that's great news for you as you've got a stream to watch! If she isn't then don't worry, you have so many Holos to choose from you'll have just as much of a great time watching someone else. It's going to be good fun, cheer your oshi/favorites on when the race starts okay?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_IW6CyYn1k
>Songs Released
Our wonderful sheep named Watame really wanted to make us smile today, that's why she delivered this beautiful fully animated 2D MV for her song My Song. If you never heard the song before, it was sung during her Sololive and it's a very powerful one at that. You should go and give it a stream if you haven't yet and have that cold frigid lonely heart of your melt from the warmness you'll feel listening to Watame's voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VGkeUaX-zk

ROBERUWINSLOL

GETTING HEAD PATTED BY GURA'S FUTA COCK

>>15969733
I would but uh, just once

>2022
>countless bait thread
>still no buyfag thread
Can I use the official store for yuro?

>>15969854
Based numberfag actually doing his life reps.

>>15969877
Sorry anon, but all your shitposting was for nothing. Maybe try again tomorrow

I love Amelia Watson

Calling in at the last minute really means jack shit when she just liked a tweet from Connor saying all singing not by ironmouse should be banned. It was obvious that her liking that tweet while Ame was singing was her way of insulting her karaoke

>>15969854
A different channel promised to take over the Weekly Song Highlight videos duties while the original is on hiatus: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfjDIiKHIhKuBxxmJVnW3vg

Will Gura win?
Will Gura have fun?

>>15969954
I am not opening that

Gura the event is in around an hour you're gonna oversleep

>>15969569
>【BIRTHDAY #2】GET DOWN (in a funky way) (unarchived)
>【BIRTHDAY #2】
>She still missed the birthday stream
What niggerchama mean by this?

do you know fat cat?

>>15969876
>choosing homos over this beauty
Faggot overload

>>15969993
Yes and yes!

>>15969985
No, unfortunately.

>>15969706
Well yeah but it means they are popular at least to some degree which means they may be interesting trivia to bring up, like all the hot girls in Kiara's chat or even an occasional chuuba that managed to get verified
It also helps with finding holos in chats of others

Where does buff Ame land on the Ame rankings?

>kranglish
based

>>15969985
no, geekjack only for you

>>15969985
>wanting buyfags here
Shut up Chris.

>>15969867
Sometimes i feel that she would be happier if she was in TT...

>>15969854
Well, damn. Nothing to look forward to every week. Will someone take up the reins?

>>15969954
Nice desu ne

>>15970011
whore*

>>15970011
Chloe is so perfect

rember

>>15969985
Ships to US, Canada and Mexico, so probably not, but I imagine there are cheaper proxy services for US to Europe than there are from Japan to Europe, unless you can actually use the Trans-Siberian or some shit.

>>15969750
>coworker hasn't come in yet, and has no-call-no-showed in the past
>get mad he's not coming in
>coworker comes in, but it's already halfway through his shift
>apparently can't shit on him because "hey at least he came in"

>Quran-glish

>>15969851
You had your five minutes with cool kids, back to the nerd table with you.

kek

>>15970011
I'm sorry anon, but I have to follow the advice of my boy to avoid this sort of dangerous woman

>>15970011
Oga and korone know the ways of this stinky orca

>Gura goes to Japan
>finds a Japanese and starts screaming "THAT'S MY BOY" to him

MARIO CWAHT

I DON'T NEED SAVING

Mori might be late and probably has done something that schizos will make up. But she made a birthday rap in just a couple of minutes for Ame to dance to. Gura just came in, greeted her and asked her to do fortnite dances and left after that.

>>15969876
You should suck Oga's cock while you're at it.

Is Gura taking the piss out of Koreans?

Gura is so going to miss the tournament

>>15969985
This.
But what about SEA?

>>15970025
Dead last.

>>15969954
She already did on April Fools last year

>>15969985
No, first worlders and cartel only

Check the time after Mori wake up, she was liking Connor comment first and after that she liked the Ame merchandise

>>15970011
Bros before hose

>>15969968
If you had to choose between an Ayame stream or a Chloe and Ina collab, which would you pick?

>>15969893
Good post and same.

>>15970049

>>15970076
based gura

>Ame can use her 3rd costume hair with her 2nd outfit
>Can't use her amazing 2nd outfit hair with her 1st outfit

Gura's going to choke

Do you think Ame will show a picture of the flowers Kiara sent her?

>>15969851
I want Kiara to Kikkerikick my ass

man that was a good fucking gura stream

Finalmente, SΘY el teamate numero 8112

>>15969675
>>15969733
>>15969872
>>15969910
>>15970011
>>15970077
Chloe is the holo version of a red flag in a real woman

god bless yt-dlp

I. MISS. GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15969851
KIARA SEX

>>15970076
But Connor is going to rape Yagoo!!! don't you understand anon! Connor is going to rape yagoo and then bankrupt him by suing him for child protection services!!!! MORI YOU'VE KILELD US ADLLL!!!!!!

>>15970100
Ayame stream of course, what a silly question.

>>15970116
quality soundpost

>>15969733
She has a bf(me)

>>15969968
Right here, friend! Basking in the afterglow of a fun birthday so far.

>>15970094
>Connor as front page everyday
deadbeats?

>>15970011
guys before lies

>doxbrap so assblasted he's spamming kiara dox
this is fucking hilarious

>>15969876
Go suck his dick, I prefer to sniff on Chloe armpits!

Short but INTENSE Gura stream

>>15970116
she says this so naturally it's amazing

>>15970094
>Check the time after Mori wake up, she was liking Connor comment first and after that she liked the Ame merchandise

>>15970011
My erection will only last for so long. Brotherhood is forever.

>>15969877
But you're the only one coping?

Rate the stream!

>>15970076
I am going to stick that nut all the way back where it came from, medbeat

>>15969968
Right here, homofriend!

I really enjoyed Mumei's call, Ame really likes her.

>>15970076
>deflecting to shit on Gura

>>15970114
I don't recall seeing the lemons Gura sent her, so I'm skeptical

>member my oshi from day one
>buy merch of my oshi and all of her friends to support everyone and build a sick shrine
>never superchat so I don't disrupt the stream

>>15970094
Oh mdy god oh lord o no how impactful take this (You) sir

>>15970154
why are you quoting yourself?

>>15970094
Don’t use my wife to shitpost nigger

>>15970041
*AHEM* FUCK SPLITJAWS AND THE COVIES

>>15969876
Does anybody talk about Oga without Choe, Fbk, or Risu? Ive seen tons of Oga posting but never anything about him.

You can only reply to this post if your oshi is streaming her POV for the Mario Kart tournament and can prove it by posting her stream reservation.

>>15970181
I love gura/10!

>>15969851
Yum

>Mori still fantasizing about living in the Austin streamer clique with her favorite e-celebs

Bros i thought you said she was reformed.

Deadbeats?

>>15970181
Gura chatting streams are always great

>>15969851
LOVE & ADORATION

Here's a rrat that will destory this thread.
Buff Ame lied about being natty.

Why isn't anybody talking about how Connor is going to rape Shinove?

>>15969896
Are you going to bring this up when none of the JP, ID or ENs when they streamed their Mario Kart streams couldn't even break 10k during practice? Even Lui was bringing in ID level live viewers.

>>15970202
based

You are pathetic anon.

>>15970126
Oga is the holo version of a manwhore in a real faggot.

>>15970100
Ayame, 100%

>>15970181
Those questions were great, I hope she does more of those in the future.
10/10

>>15970181
Gura talking and being cute is always good

The Mariokart stream is at late night this year
How much longer will it be with all the additions?
Probably in the 4-5 hour area?
Are you guys staying up for the whole thing?

>>15969867
>>15969877
>>15969916
>>15970048
What did SEAchama mean by this?

>>15970181
started low, ended high, I love her/10

>>15970181
worth it as always

>>15970214
Look at the last thread. He is candy poster on 5ch...

where the fuck do you guys find the energy to shitpost?

>>15970011
>hoes before bros
You ain't a man my nigga

>>15970220
2022 Mori isnt looking so good so far
but hey we got an animation coming soon plus [Q] so

Kronii is lucky that Mori took all the flak here

>>15970181
uoh nudist gura / 10

Have you guys been nice today

>>15970181
Entertaining/10. Now I'm gonna dig up an Ame karaoke rip, I had it on in the background but couldn't focus on it.

>>15970230
You are just jealous

>>15970154
It is indeed, its all they can do

>>15970094
It's real

>>15970244
s-step on my cock please...

>>15970230
WHATEVER IT TAKES GODDAMMIT

>>15970181
comfy zatsudan/10

You can how much Mori calling in last second ruined the anti’s day. They’re actually madder now than they were before she called in.

AME WILL WIN NEW YEARS CUP
BUY AME COIN NOW

>>15970276
It's not like they're doing anything else productive

>>15970230
why the fuck didn't they make it whole lotta rrat

>>15970218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRDAWyYnG28

im so happy that amebee has come back to us...

Things I learned from Ame's second birthday stream:
>giving Ame a book of art means more to her than a video from some D list celebrity
>her casual outfit now has the only good parts from her formal outfit
>Cover should just give her the real 3D model
>Ame thinks teamates are too poor to buy expensive merch
>Kiara wants to fuck Ame
>Mel is based and unity pilled
>Mori needs a new alarm clock

what did your oshi go to college for? did they drop out?

I just finished my Anki reps, please compliment me

>>15968668
>>15968551
>>15969517
https://vocaroo.com/1a222AwUesdq
https://vocaroo.com/1a222AwUesdq
https://vocaroo.com/1a222AwUesdq
https://vocaroo.com/1a222AwUesdq
I don't even give a shit about her being late but fuck off
>Hurr handwriting
I had 2 minutes fuck off

>>15970244
Hey, I spent all day making secure passwords to update my old ones and writing down the random strings of letters and numbers in an old notebook, that's not pathetic, that's good OPSEC.

>>15970276
from here

>>15970259
>implying I'm not going to bed right now

>>15970273
Kek.

>>15970244
yeah

>>15970309
I wonder if Kiara has seen this image yet

>>15970218
My oshi has been training with the strongest competitor in her group, she's going to beat that cute owl without even breaking a sweat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWlluVQStVI

>>15970248
Sorry anon, that's roberu. I mean look at his new years costume...

>>15970284
Of course, my oshi would hate me if I wasn't

>>15970181
Would you rather rape correct Gura or mating press Gura/10

>>15969733
I believe in dog

>>15969991
bless

>>15970170
She practiced it a lot and you can't convince me otherwise

>>15970319
Anon, you are gonna make it!

>>15970319
based

>>15970220
i can see her going to twitch and quitting hololive by next week, if not, she'll invite connor into her stream

>>15970050
?? What is this?

>>15970094
Jesus FUCKING christ so now we know the alarm clock excuse was a fucking lie wow.

>>15970276
This is what happens to people who don't choose the path of improvement for their oshi and instead fall into the coping anti trap

>>15970260
Absolutely SEETHING that Mori fucked up his afternoon shitposting plans

>>15970181
Fun questions, luv me shark/10

>>15970294
Jesus...

>>15970329
MOOOOOOODS

>>15970230
Slander. Amelia Buffson would never dope.

>>15970319
Learning japanese
lol, lmao, cuck.

I love Mori!

>>15970050
she's so ugly wtf

Did (You) buy Ame's merch? Once again it's quite low price compared to the other EN members and it's pretty nice. Especially nice now that shipping is finally good

>>15970324
GO ANON GO

>>15970319
Good job. No more missing a day though okay?

>>15970181
GURA CUTE / 10
she should do more of these

>>15969851
she is a treasure

>>15970294
Whore

>>15970324
lmao

Will Ame ever use her garbage bag dress again now that she has the hairstyles on her casual outfit?

>>15970315
Poormates…

>>15970324
you could write the same 50 words in 20 minutes and your handwriting wouldn't be any better anon, you're only fooling yourself

>>15970025
based image

>>15970324
Want a Record Deal Goy?

>>15970304
>shitposters find something to shitpost about
>they get excited and post lazy Mad Libs shitposts
>their "new toy" gets taken away from them
>they actually get furious and throw tantrums because they want their toy back
A-are they actual toddlers

>>15970010
I know and love fatcat.

>>15970206
I didn't quote shit
and this fag's gonna probably do this for hours again so I hope the mods are awake

>>15970384
Ordering it tomorrow.

>>15970230
Spoken like someone that hasn't done their reps today.

Mori cares about Hololive.
She just cares about her other clique more.

>>15970315
>Teamates still seething over the shotouts because they got ame nothing last year
Good thing the other girls also got more stuff besides those videos.

>>15970218
https://youtu.be/WvuYziserPc

I LOVE UNITY

>>15970294
How did someone like her get into hololive when she behaves like a whore?

>>15970384
I unironically think her first year merch was better

>>15970324
prime soundcloud quality anon, I can barely tell what the fuck you're saying

>>15970407
sure

>>15970315
I don't get it. Is Ame cute or not?

>>15970380
>newfags here

>>15970294
Dear lord please strike down all the TTfags in a isekai accident

Teameido will delete Towaposts but he won't delete doxx. Interesting.

>>15970384
Got the mug this time. I skipped last year because the pillow was too high power level for me. But you can't beat a simple, temp-changing mug.

>>15970344
Why not both?

>>15970315
You forgot kronii coincidentally tweeting her excuse 10 minutes before ame’s stream thinking she’s going to fool anyone

>>15970406
>saplings first day on 4chan

>>15970294
>ISREAL

>>15970425
Based

>>15970384
Yep, first time I buy anything, I really love mugs

why did she skip this one?

Shut up and post Gura

>>15970315
>more to her than a video from some D list celebrity
you can do both you know

>>15970319
you are gonna make it. now im gonna go do mine

>>15970310
Okay fine you made me want to revise it.

>>15970218
んなああああああああああ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsDkfNk6sHo

Holos to hate:
-Mori
-Kronii
-Irys

>>15970384
Already ordered the shipping is amazing now

>>15970324
My sides!

>>15970384
I'd consider it if that shirt wouldn't become a fucking crop top on me from my height

>>15970304
Funny, isn't it?
Can't wait to watch my boi try to Not Get Last while accidentally Totally Getting Last, and enter the loser cup as punishment.

>>15970432
I do to anon, no voice packs and no big ticket item like the pillow.

>>15970024
Those hot girls? All me.

>>15970458
>no gills
YES I'M FUCKING FRUSTRATED

>>15970476
The princess ASMR...

>>15970202
>>never superchat so I don't disrupt the stream
retard you are supposed to superchat on prechat so it doesn't appear on stream

>>15970294
This is FUCKING SEWIUS GAYS HOLOLIVE IS GOING TO END AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15970432
her first year merch was super good too, Ame's had good merch in general for it being low price

>>15970094
/vt/sisters...

>>15970324
based

>>15970476
She's already both

>>15970094
those are her friends, leave her alone

>>15970315
Please work harder next year, poormates

>>15970260
I'm the last one, and i have every right to shit on Mori for being a dumbass and not setting her alarm.

>>15970483
&Sana...

She's here! I have plans, big plans.

>>15970453
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SPAMMING THREADS FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS YOU BALD HEADED MOTHERFUCKING PIPLUP BUILT JACKASSES.

>>15970425
sorry, i'm going to clean up this image

>>15970476
It was obvious as fuck. She's basically a mermaid

>>15970409
Coincidentally, I also know and love fatcat.

>>15970050
>>15970355
>>15970380
>People did not kneel to Mori and now doxxbeats are posting dox from almost a decade ago
they are being too obvious

>>15970444
i've been watching vtubers before you were in your dads ballsack, cuckmate.

>>15969968
Unfortunately, it seems my owl won't be streaming her POV.
Oh well, I guess I'll watch Ayame's stream. She'll be staring at my oshi's butt the entire time, anyway, so it'll be basically the same thing.

>>15970181
Feet mentions/10

>forgets Ame's birthday in 2021
>decides to "make up" for it by making a shrine
>the same month, she decides to make a surprise visit to a 2view on their birthday during the bday stream
>https://streamable.com/40htte
>claims that she was so mad at herself for the screw up during her own birthday stream
>forgets Ame's birthday in 2022
>Kiara and Mel have to fill in the dead air as Mori and the other EN ghoster didn't show up
>jwu at 11am (2+ hours late)
>decides to like a TT tweet and then realize Ame's birthday is live
>shows up in the literally last minute of the (unarchived) stream
>makes excuses and then shits out a rap
>deadbeats say this behavior is kneel worthy
This is my new copypasta, I hope you enjoy it.

>>15970361
Seething so hard he has regressed back into being a Kiara anti for attention on the side too kek.

>>15970475
ok

>>15970425
based

>>15970324
fucking based

>>15970025

>>15970294
How could she...
I don't believe this /vt/ sisters.
How could she...

>>15970294
Honestly, this is even worse than missing the call ins - there's no reason she couldn't have liked the tweet first on her roommate account like last year but she had to do it on her holo account to properly demonstrate her priorities

>>15970444
>Responding
Just don't give the retard attention, he's going to be sperging out about Kiara for the next few hours anyways.

>>15970503
ask and ye shall receive

>>15970324
THATS MY NIGGA

>>15970114
Ame will only post a picture if Kiara releases the feet pics. Sorry, I make the rules.

>>15970530
Are we trading Calli to JP?

>>15970483
this but kiara

>>15970384
Yeah I'll get it, keep forgetting but I'll do it now
I was ready and willing to drop a lot more on it this time around but this stuff is cool

>>15970324
>anon was sent a letter by the Secretary of State
>used it to shitpost

>>15970476
She's already a fish-human princess.

>>15970324
based

>>15970344
>No "be Amazoned by sassy aggressive Gura" option
Lame.

>>15970218
https://youtu.be/PFM5KGjYQZE

>>15970562
heh

>>15970525
Oh no...

>>15970384
Bought it because it was super cheap, still think last years was better

>>15970551
>>https://streamable.com/40htte
jesus

>>15970551
classic
>t. deadbeat
post, deadbeat

>>15970384
probably next week, I'm spent from the holidays, the shipping cost is really great, only 1/4 of the total, compared to doubling it when shipping from japan

>>15970583
Was it confirmed that she was an atlantean princess?

>>15970384
I'm gonna wait at least the new year outfit reveals in case there's merch for those I'd want. That way I only pay the shipping once

>>15970548
Your owl stands no chance against my oni!

>>15970530
>P-P-Please, include my literal WHO into it
I love how people always shit on HoloEN and then do this kind of insecure shit.

>>15970551
That casual outfit came out 4 months after Ame's birthday

>>15970483
Holos to hate:
-Kronii
At least Mori called in even if it's during the unarchived ending. Sana doesn't care about hololive in general, IRYS is probably seething that she isn't apart of the JP branch. Kronii literally has no excuses.

>>15970294
OH SHIT OH FUCK
SHE ALSO LIKED A KANARU TWEET
MORI 3D ANIMATIONS CONFIMRED???

>>15970324
>It's not just other holos that are better at rap than Mori
>It's also random-ass faggots

>>15970324
Lmao
Wait are you that one rapping KFP that dropped a Kiara EP or some shit here

What celebrity cameo gift would Ame even want in the first place? I genuinely cant think of anything? Are the oblivion voice actors on there?

>>15970562
my sides

>>15970324
based niggamate

>>15970324
nice work but your flow is nonexistant
still based for effort

>>15970324
OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>15970505
>retard you are supposed to superchat on prechat
Is that the reason why people do it? There's this dude who literally always does it in Fauna's pre-chat, even if it's a red.

>>15970324
now THIS I kneel to

>>15970384
Of course I did. If they keep doing such reasonable pricing and good shipping, I'm buying all of EN's merch this year.

CONNOR IS GOING TO RAPE US ALL PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HE'S GOING TO RAPE HER, HE'S GOING TO RAPE HIM THEN HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IF ONLY MORI HADN'T LIKED THE CONNOR TWEET RTRULY THIS IT HEE DN END HOLYOLLIVE AAAA

>>15970384
Looks nice, but isn't something i'd buy, which was what i was hoping for, because i've been spending too much recently, and know that i need to budget more before the figures and my oshi's merch come out.

>>15970384
First time buying hololive merch the mug looks nice!

>>15970551
seethe

>>15969930
Your dumb bitch missed my wife's birthday
>>15969986
No need to try tomorrow when Mori already shat the bed
>>15970005
Deadcucks coping now
>>15970177
Don't project deadcuck

>>15970526
We weren't spamming! I went through great effort to ensure every Towa I contributed to the thread was unique.

>>15970628
It'd be a pretty noble garment for someone who isn't of high standing.

>>15970530
Whoops, I accidentally posted a WIP, here's the right one.

>>15970384
Yeah I'll get it soon, I really like Num's art and I luv Ame.

>>15970650
Unironically Ryan Gosling Me

https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1479247711589515264
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1479253268253458432
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1479247881584668675
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1479243875881713667
https://twitter.com/aragamioga/status/1479237958377283585
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1479238240188375041
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1479236612416753665
Non ENs I'm aware of

what's the point of watching the Mario Kart Tournament if we know who will win in the end

>>15970650
Ryan Gosling

>>15970384
No. Even though Num is one of my favorite Ina artists I genuinely don't care for any of that.

>>15970650
I don't think Ame cares for celebrities that much or has a character she'd go crazy for like other holomen. She'd rather you just learn how to use blender.

>>15970702
>Not Tiara and Alter Kiara
2/10

Are birthdays only an excuse for you to get mad at people who didn't show up like a bunch of gossiping women?

>>15970640
She said she played mario kart for 5 hours after her member’s stream, coincidentally she tweeted this out 10 minutes before ame’s birthday stream. She’s not sly

>>15970702
Based.

>>15970324
oh fuck my knees weren't ready for this

>>15970324
Wait a minute, isn't this the KFP nigga that was making drunk vocaroos?

>>15970551
holy shit hes mad and crying

>/hlgg/ will never remember Amelia's 2nd birthday as that time that Kiara bought her a giant bouquet of yellow flowers, Bae gave her dancing lessons, Fauna lost the tune to fucking Happy Birthday halfway through the song, Mumei called in and Ame immediately ran away from the camera and offscreen, Gura made fun of Ame for being terrible at Fortnite dances, or Ina existed

>they'll remember it as that one time Mori slept in and had to call at the very end of an unarchived karaoke

>>15970425
Fixed that for ya pal

>>15970708
Ok people say that right but that's not even her favorite Ryan, she like Reynolds more.

>>15970702
Based

i love mori and i love deadbeats

t. chumbud

>>15970702
Based.

>>15970324
Deadbeats quiet now kek

MMMMMMMM i wonder who made this post

>>15970709
nice

>>15970324
Deadbeats went silent after this...

>>15970650
Who was that VN character she asked people to draw her with last year? Maybe whoever voices that dude.

>>15970712
The ending isn't important. Watching it with all of us will bring joy to your life

>>15970702
Based. Ametori love

>>15970324
Based hood anon

>>15970384
Haven't ordered yet, but I will get everything twice.

>>15970716
This, she is too down to earth and humble to care for stuff like that.

>>15970640
Got stoned and forgot

>>15970294
>>15970094
>logs into twitter while in bed
>likes the first tweet she sees which happens to be Connors
>this somehow makes her a whore

>>15970530
we can see who you really are deadbeat, you're not going to drag Kiara down with your shit oshi, not after today

>>15970551
>same month
>is clearly using the outfit that came out months afterwards
something does not add up here

>>15970181
10/10, though it pains me that Gura will never truly feel comfortable around us

>>15970732
>they'll remember the rap since people will post it as proof
what a timeline

>>15970732
>Fauna lost the tune to fucking Happy Birthday halfway through the song,
Fuck you, the takeaway is that Fauna wants to be princess carried or to princess carry Ame. Not this.

>>15970712
Anya Melfissa of Hololive Japan!

>>15970709
Oga?

>>15970650
Todd

>>15970636
Not very kind words to Ina, anon

>>15970732
I'll remember it as that time Gura quoted Lords of the Lockerroom.

>>15970650
Dunkey seeing as how she has a ton of his mannerisms. She was clearly a fan at one point.