/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

All times UTC

17:00 - Inori Baby in Yellow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we4fXtAIHMs (embed)

18:00 - Yoki collab with Juby Phonic (TBD)

19:00 - Chapipi zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MED6l-uL5pU (embed)

23:00 - Pandora Super Monkey Ball (Twitch)

00:00 - Lumi media share (Twitch)

01:00 - Inori Holdfast (Twitch)

Yuri! I love you! I hope you're feeling better today!

Do we know yet how custom the various Gen2s are?
IIRC Menace implied she was mostly-custom though not quite on the same level as Lumi, Egg was premade and idk about the rest.
>>15936172
Not the strongest lineup but not terrible either. Prolly gonna skip today.
Thanks for keeping us posted.

>>15936326
Emma is custom, if you're talking about their designs.

Though in that case I don't know why you classified Yoki as premade, since she drew her own concept art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUolElpIAkE

Yoki has the best design, anyway.

>>15936733
I want to make Yoki cum from just rubbing her eyebrows.

This thread
for Menace
>>15936172
Menace bullying ASMR at her usual time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD2A8wRWoj4

>>15936326
Menace was not custom, her model was premade.

>>15936326
Menace was predesigned but she didn't want to be flat so booba was added

>>15936898
that isn't scheduled until tomorrow anon...

>>15936964
>she didn't want to be flat so booba was added
extremely based

>>15936898
>asmr again
why she hates playing videogames so much?

>>15937062
Streamer is bad at games, just uses them as zatsu

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1479118939095396364
based groomers

>>15937095

I'm retarded, I had no idea there was another thread.
>>15936372
>>15937229
Divegrass.

>>15937414
scuffed OP, let's stick with this one

>>15937494
That's fine. I was just directing to the posts I made about divegrass. I'm caretaker now, so I thought I'd start setting things up.

>>15936123
She gonna be in new size fetish thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwRlSnfUmC0

>>15937062
Isn't her PC older? I wonder if she just doesn't have many games that she wants to play on stream that her computer can run reasonably well.

>>15937062
>why she hates playing videogames so much?
Just not her scene. Which is fine, really.

>>15938205
No it's not, VTubers have to play Minecraft at the bare minimum.

Where the fuck does Chapipi stream?

>>15937062
le creative streamer which is why Youtube suits her better

>>15938263
ogey

>>15938265
YT for now

More like GFELive
amirite fellas

I could see Emma moving to Twitch because her interactive chat shit would work better over there

>>15938381
Shut the fuck up Deftly, we all know it's you doing this shit for months now

>>15938393
Wouldn't be a great idea for now what with already having a good viewership on YouTube, and having lots of low attentionspan fans that would have no idea she streams elsewhere even after being told so ten times over.

>>15938393
ah yes the Interactive emote spam kekw ayaya 4head lul pogchamp poggers niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUwAmQ7KkGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05pJhu9yWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0zdQqGSeno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK7S4gtd6Xg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drt0gKMtCkM
Do your "help Menace incline" reps
She's gonna make it bros

>>15938381
My wife Misaki....

>>15938393
Emma and Menace both know how to work the algo they will do well on YT, shitters like Inori belong on Twitch

>>15938507
Inori is my hilarious zoomer wife

I unironically want to lick Inori's feet and suck on her toes.

>>15938704
I conceptualized this post in my mind and then it manifested itself

Menace incline

Redpill me on Cyberlive, one of the only en small corpos i haven’t watched yet

>>15938937
Variety of personalities and not a black company

Virus wife....
https://twitter.com/IekushiChapipi/status/1479131914313342985

>>15938937
A lot of variety. What chuubas do you like? What's your preference for content and other things?

>>15939031
She's mad because (You) don't want to see her piercing

>>15938428
Man I really AM good at impersonating others without intending to.

>>15937414
>Please be patience I am female
This won't need to be a separate player, Lumi already wears the hat.
>Wander Reps
I think it's superfluous given it's the victory anthem.
>Holy shit it's Veibae
I'm a bit split on this one, mostly because having the kind of players that reference the cup itself is kind of taboo. It's not completely a meta reference, but the cup is what made it relevant. I think it can stay if there's nothing to fill the roster.
>Blood Tribute
>Pathetic Volume
These are good as they are, but I feel they'd make for a more comedic duo as Tribute Your Oshi and Blood Tribute Your Oshi respectively. Not a necessary change though.

As for new players
>Puerquito
>IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER TOUCHED MY BALLS
>Pandola
>U.P.-chan
>Walmart Greeter
>The Cutest Lumi Gumi
>Cyberlive >no one is live

Remember it has to be 23 players.

>>15938937
Had some hiccups early on (caught flack for copying vshojo's acnouncement trailer + a comment by Hylo put them on Tsunderia's shitlist for awhile), have a pretty decent eye for diverse talent, quite a few of the talents are /here/ so you can call them a nigger

>>15939342
Appreciated. I'll set something up now.

>flush Hastur down the drain
>"SHUT UP THE FUCK UP"
>tries to cook hastur in the oven
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
NIGGERMAN HELP ME

>if I shit myself on stream would you wipe me like a baby?

amazing kusoge, 10/10
who the fuck even showed her this shit?

>>15939242
Okay Chapi you can show your piercing, I'm sure it's very cool

>>15939242
I wanna see the piercing. Piercings can be super cute when done right.
Yes I like Towa

>>15938263
lol

I love Inori/10

NIGGERMAN

Inori please put your Twitter profile link in your video description

Wooo.....

RATE THE DOLL

>>15940806
If I shit myself on stream would you wipe me like a baby?/10

>>15940806
peak zoomer/10

>>15940806
would flush a baby down the toilet again/10

I hope Lumi's stream, if it happens, doesn't overlap with Chip's zatsu. If it does, I'll feel obligated to watch both at the same time

I'm bedridden for now due to illness, which makes me feel even worse because I can't do my reps

>>15941117
I don't think Chapipi's gonna stream zatsudan for 5 hours.

>>15941320
You mean people don't usually talk for 5+ hours when they're recovering from a fairly serious illness?

>>15941320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MED6l-uL5pU
This one's in 30 mins, unless I'm missing something. Lumi mentioned having a YT members only stream around this time too

>>15941163
It's okay, anon. Take care of yourself first. Reps can wait until you're better.

>>15941163
you're doing your "get better" reps. you're still on track!

Can someone explain how Yuri is the schizo queen to someone whose only experiences with her are some of her collabs with Lumi & clips from a certain <100 sub "clipper"?

>>15941373
>Chapipi
Uoh

>>15942113
You missed her paralysis demon arc. Yuri is more schizo than Menace

Chapipi missed me,maybe

>>15941688
>>15941937
I know I should just rest, recover, and then get back at actual self improvement. I just feel like shit unless I'm doing something, even if that something is just dicking around on my computer or walking around. Being stuck in bed is awful.

>>15942438
Take care of yourself, Mr. Anon. You'll recover in no time and be back on track to greater things. The faster you rest and take it easy the faster you're out of bed!

>>15942658
I don't even watch her, but she's got a really cute model.

>>15942658
is chapipi's bgm custom or stock? I can't shake the feeling I heard it on a megaman game or something

>>15942763
It's made by Esseph, isn't it?

>>15939100
I like GFE and good sense of humor

>>15943189
Chapipi or Menace might fit your likes

>>15943189
Chapipi is live now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MED6l-uL5pU
Menace's clips might be elucidating, or catch a stream:
>>15938471

>You missed me?
>Maybe I should leave more often for long periods of time so you'll fall for me more
Chapipi no.... please... not again....

Yoki doko

don't let /meat/ learn about Chapipi

Everyday until Chapipi sings Liberame from Hell

she's /here/

>This Chapipi stream

Chapipi???

I knew she got it just because she thought it looked cool. Chapipi's a dork.

>Chapipi is considering a belly button piercing
Luto please come back so we can get the mesugaki collab of the century

Chapipi I know you're here; I wrote you an essay, please get a belly button piercing and/or a tongue piercing, I beg

Chapipi I'm going to fap to your ASMR streams and there's nothing you can do about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPQkgYbw06Y
Menace!

>>15944879
I love you

Why does mediashare use Paypal for god's sake

>>15944879
Pretty sure this audio is reversed

Execute sound analysis

>>15944879
So creative!

>>15944879
https://files.catbox.moe/gpbmow.mp4

Chapipi is a brat that needs rape correction

>Chapi doesn't do things half-heartedly

>>15946431
I don't know if this is one anon or multiple doing the Chip screengrabs, but I thank you (all) for your service

She's the one, bros...
I'm going mental for her...

>>15946081
!ecaneM uoy evol I

>anon you need to pay your bills
>chapipi will never be yours
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SATURDAY I'M GONNA PAYPIG SO HARD

>>15946640
Saturday?

>>15946717
https://youtu.be/-gQboTEB0Hc

Chapipi knows about your gosling maros, JIJI

GFElive

>>15946937
and that's a good thing!

>>15946937
ProKawaiifriends...

>>15946937
AGMI live

I dont eat...
I dont sleep...
I do nothing but think of you...
Out for my gym reps. Cya later, bros.

GFELive
Zatsudan Project
Phase-Cuck-nect
Who-deria

Yoki LOVE

Any drawfag willing to edit this coupon to be Lumi?

I can't choose between Menace and Chapipi.....

>>15949357
Obviously the answer is to keep them both, hiding Chapipi from Menace.
Chapipi looks like than enabler, she would play along and be satisfied with being second fiddle, mean while Menace would suspect but you can gaslight her into believing it is only in her mind because she's equally jealous of every girl anyway.

>>15949501
based social manipulator

>>15949501
Giving Menace the ring and ceremony but then quietly submitting my marriage registration with Chapipi!

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1479219224170180610
I have a feeling there aren't many videos

>>15950208
Anon...

>>15950208
>>15950318
>Menace wonders why Chapi is listed as your spouse on all your tax returns

Panda
https://www.twitch.tv/utanopandora

>I don't know what soccer is, I'm Bri'ish
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5BYaRmCTA
cool thumbnail

>>15950911
It's not coming home...

>>15951513
Two guerillas, this one and the bonus ASMR. I'm really liking this week already.

>>15953330
She must be really passionate

>>15953438
You can tell Menace is having a great time. Shes got that energy to her that makes it obvious that she loves streaming.

>>15949357
I can.
It took a while for me to understand, but today it is clear as daylight.
Er is maar plaats voor één persoon in mijn hart.

>>15957735
>Dutch is just English for downies

>>15957914
It's true

>>15950318
I'm gonna cheat on Menace

>>15949094

>>15958270
kek, nice work

>>15957735
>actual chippers goslings
Its all fun and games until you gotta share your 2view oshi with someone.
Lovebytes...

>>15958228
I'll find you.

>>15958917
I love who Chapipi portrays herself as, and I hope she gets tons more viewers. She does great work and I want her to be able to keep doing it

MENACE I LOVE YOU!

Noririn
https://www.twitch.tv/kurohanainori

>>15962413
Remember to listen to this for an authentic experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0W7j04iRQ

sugoi

>Random dude says N word
>Inori kills my ears
Its my bad, I should have heeded the title warning...

>>15963526
My zoomer wife

>>15957735
>>15958917
>>15960543
>one of the 2022 goals is a sexy outfit
>sexy outfit
>pic related is not considered SEX by chippers standards
UUUUUUWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!

she cute

>>15970516
Watching 90 day fiancé with Inori!

God, Inori is so god damn adorable.

>>15970916
Love when her tongue falls out and she has no idea

>>15971199
She like a cute little puppy dog when that happens.

Menace guerilla in 5:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5BYaRmCTA

Love how she forgot you could raid on Twitch. Learn from your Senpais.

>>15972756
I want to pull on her tongue

Inori's tongue has a mind of its own...

double agent Inoor

Thanks for the ear blessings Inori.
https://streamable.com/tamul6

Menace's acted out screams are cute

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1479308515197997057

>>15976483
Get well soon Loomers...

>>15976483
LOOMERS I HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER

>>15973821
my god that was hilarious lmao, why oh why did she leave VC on/

>>15977008
She actually likes it when there are randos screaming nigger, she just doesn't want Big Streaming to think she does.
Also, she wants an excuse to scream.

https://vocaroo.com/16yTXRkN4i4o

Just gonna leave this picture here before my running reps.
Until later, bros.

is this game basically a door simulator?

>watch emma stream to find out why she's popular
>she's not funny
>not entertaining
>a little bit interesting with the accent
>but mostly she's coom
So, she's popular because she's erotic. I hate coomtubers so fucking much.

>people say it's /menace/
>noone talking about Menace while she streams

>apologizing for everything
>almost has a breakdown over the thought of having forgotten to stop the bgm
jusas this girl needs more confidence

>>15982223
please be patient she is hopped up on adrenaline after the horror game and is ready to panic at any time

Sorry Menace i will still donate a fuck ton off stream.
please dont unfollow, youre my only follower and i love it

>>15982080
Its actually /chapipi&menace/ until Lumi get back FOR REAL.

>>15982587
You can still support yourself right anon?

>>15982587
What kind of person threaten to unfollow someone if they don't donate? Anon, I don't think this is healthy.

>>15982521
I know you are memeing, but it's not panic, it's anxiety over the quality of her content

>>15982587
Outcaster...

>>15984264
Wrong. I dont donate on stream.

>>15988602
Are you an oil baron?

I WILL use streamelements over SC because I want to give Menace the most money!

>>15988602
>>15990947
I'm sure Menace is hoping you take care of yourselves first and foremost.

>>15991135
I am a husband who can support his wife.

>>15989235
People like him are the reason i dont gosling anymore.
How the fuck am i supposed to compete with cryptofags from her PL. I feel behind in so many layers.

>>15991598
For some reason I feel like Menace appreciates you being there and your support as is. Don't compare yourself with money.

>>15991758
I hope youre right, anon.
I really wanna feel part of the goober family, and not part of a hierarchy based off PL inside jokes and donation money..

>>15991176
good night, Yoki

>>15991176
Yoki...

>>15992170
I'm sure she loves your company and enjoys the support. No hierarchy, just thankful to entertain someone.

>>15991598
/wvt/fags are cringe in general

>>15992170
She already said she didn't care as long as you watch her

>>15991598
>letting oilbarons get in the way of goslinghood
How new? if you can't garner or repay her love and attention you repay it by doing your reps and giving her your best and making her original content

>>15993719
I HATE richbeats

>>15993719
I offer no skills/value beyond my financial abilities & after work I'm too burned out to do all but the most vapid & thoughtless activities

>>15991176
Yoki cute!

>>15993968
Joining her membership when it is available will be enough

Back from running reps.
I had forgotten how good it feels to love someone.
Thank you so much, Chippers.

We love Chapi and Menace here

>>15993968
>he can't draw
>he can't edit videos
>he can't code
>he can't make music
>he can't play instruments
>he can't even write stuff
Kinda pathetic anonchama...

>>15996577
>>he can't code
Well, that's my job, but when I do it 8-10 hours a day 5x a week I don't want to see another line of it when I'm done.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1479311991420424196
Lumi you fucking dork, I woke up at 2am for your stream and I don't regret doing it, hope you feel better my dude

>>15982064
no one is funny in cyberlive and they are all coom

>>15982064
who cares about that? Emma cares about her viewers and she is so kind. Unlike you, being nigger

Oh Chapipi
My Chapipi
Was I ever more than just a face in the crowd?
Did you even know my name?
Did you ever really care?
Oh Chapipi
My Chapipi
Do you ever wonder why or where I am now?
Do you ever feel ashamed?
Do you even feel a thing?

I'm starting to feel worried chapbros, the essay I submitted was a measly volume, only 7 pages. It satisfied me, but I'm clearly biased, do you think Chip is a sizequeen? Or is there a space for all of us weak volume anons?I haven't felt this inferior since the first time I watched porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

>>15982861
Haha...

>>16004323
I know the feeling.
Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I was envious of a fellow lovebyte.
I felt fear and anger watching Chapipi laugh at other people's jokes and be impressed that some anon actually wrote twenty pages.
I felt the pain of seeing one of my comments being ignored.
Today I understand that I cannot pay for her love. But I do my reps. I trust in my ability to show her in many ways that I am worthy of her care and attention.
My work is less than 5 pages long, but the content goes deep, the plot is girthy.
I also got some musical covers and art in the makings, i hope she likes it.

>>16004901
I look forward to what you create, and respect you for your drive towards self-improvement

>>16003390
It's weird. You would think people with avatars want people to watch them because they're entertaining. Not because they are like twitch thots.

>>16003458
Of course she would care. I bet she never received this much attention before. And there are lots of vtubers that care for their viewers. I just wanted to know why she blew up so much when the whole company are literal 2views.

>>16005348
You can also just not watch if you don't like it. I don't understand your reason for letting her live rent free like that. Entertainment is subjective. You don't like it but obviously others do. Have you ever thought that your taste is bad instead? You're not the judge of all content.

>>16006611
>Have you ever thought that your taste is bad instead?
Never. I am a man of excellent taste. Emma just isn't interesting.

>lumi made a bunch of cope excuses for why she migrated to twitch for 'discoverability' etc
>about to get mogged by menace after already getting mogged by emma, both YT aimed

Sounds like listening to 2view twitch friends isn't always the smartest move. Not the brightest star in the galaxy, is she.

The schizos are awake... Good thing I love all of the girls and see the variety in their talents and personalities. Unity love! Simple as.

>>16007450
>Good thing I love all of the girls and see the variety in their talents and personalities.
Sad that everyone only love Emma and no one else.

alright bros, been watching kaneko lumi, and i find myself here. which one is into feet worship (receiving)?

Hi im new here. What is 2view?

>>16008205
A super tiny streamer, basically totally unknown. Derived from the nonchalant "not the 2hus" sarcastic reply to when Global was a /jp/ thread pre-/vt/ and sometimes 10 new copies would be made at once, destroying a bunch of touhou aka 2hu threads in the process. 2views simply adapted the jargon over to /vt/.

>>16007829
I don't think anyone openly does feet stuff, but menace might.

>>16008392
Menace "might" do anything honestly
she's the ultimate pickmeisha, and believe me I do not care for the origins of that term
still fits

>>16008550
I mean her tactics, shallow as they are, are kind of working. Emma just got lucky in that sea creatures noticed her existence IMO which was kind of a freebie. Menace and chaps are doing somewhat similar approaches but Menace dials it up to fucking 11 while pipi is kind of give and take.

I mean to her credit, if you're a frequent /vt/ reader it's evident a lot of people here including Holo/Niji fans lament the lack of no-nonsense straight up gfe/gosling fuel tubers and menace is simply targeting that. sort of like loomers noticed people pining for a strategy tuber a fair bit before Mumei even came into the picture and caught that wave.

>>16008661
what is emma's appeal? i watched a couple videos and she sounds like the fat asian lady at the corner mart.

>>16008747
Good personality, bit of an Irys effect only with a better model. However I suspect half+ her subs are just because she's SEA. This isn't to denigrate her, just explaining what I'm seeing.

>>16008747
its funny how you said that while she's actually a voice actor.

Sad to know that you have been surrounded by fat people. Not matured woman

>>16008747
you dont judge someone's body by their voice...

She might be handsome than you in real life anon

>>16008793
that's the point of cyberlive. Its Worldwide. Cyberlive has Spain vtuber(seina) and now SEA(Emma).

>>16008747
Pandora sounds like fat british at the walmart. Menace sounds like a retard

>>16008747
Pandora sounds like fat british cashier in walmart. Menace sounds like a retard. Yuri sounds like try hard pekora. Lumi sounds like a whore. Yoki sounds like an old women. Chapipi sounds like nerd. Inori sounds like horny bitch. Hylo sounds like old fat women who try to be loli. Seina sounds depressive

Not everyone sounds beautiful. Get a life anon

>>16009480
Whores are beautiful anon.

>>16009834
fat asian lady at the corner mart anon

I want all the Cyberlive girls to step on me and laugh at me for being so pathetic.

>>16010213
this.
more posts like this pls

>>16010290
I want all the Cyberlive girls to step on me and laugh at me for being so pathetic.

>>16010290
I want to huff Menace, Chapipi, Emma, Lumi, and Pandora's armpits

>>16010290
I want to serve Misaki as her footstool while she's working hard.

okay chill lol

All times UTC

23:00 - Lumi Steam dumpster dive (Twitch) (if she feels well)

03:00 - Menace ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD2A8wRWoj4

>>16010290
I want Menace and Inori to give me a footjob and order me to lick their feet clean after I dirty them with my semen!

>>16008661
Lumi honestly seemed to benefit a decent amount from Mumei not playing strategy games. There were a lot of people disappointed that she didn't play strategy games with any regularity and quite a few people got turned onto her by people shilling Lumi in threads dedicated to bitching about Mumei not playing strategy games myself included

For the menace fans here, this is what every post you make looks like btw

>>16008747
Finally someone else said it, she really reminds me of a fat stinky Indian lady I used to work with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQrgmDejTI

>>16003390
Yubi is pretty funny.

>>16013227
Well there are no other fat stinky Indian lady VTubers so she found a niche for herself.

>>16007370
Leave my current wife(parasocial)/future wife(real) alone.

>>16003390
>no one is funny in cyberlive

>>16003390
brainlet take of the thread

I want to have rough sex with Yuri! I want her to cover me in bite marks and scratches by the end!

>>16013125
>it's another "people only have value if they have sex" episode

>>16007370
>mogged
uh buddy menace was at 42 viewers all guerilla, whilst lumi has roughly 180 ccv. Wont argue with emma, but you aren't exactly the sharped tool in the shed

>>16013857
Eh, doubt she even had a nightmare. Or that she sat in the snow for that matter. Call it all GFE tbdesu.

>>16013787
Well women aren't gonna be super impressed with you if you're a 30-year-old virgin.

>>16013948
How often are women going around asking men if they're 30 year old virgins?

>>16013928
she probably wasn't even awake. it was probably a scheduled tweet she wrote while her boyfriend was in the bathroom during a date lmao

>>16014294
They don't, they just look at us and already know.

>>16014343
I would kneel if so.
If you think about it, that would mean that she was able to take herself from being a complete fucking weirdo to having a boyfriend & successful career as a content creator, while someone like me can't get a girlfriend and is stuck at a standard 9-5 despite having grown up relatively normie and doing my self-improvement reps.
The only logical choice in this scenario is to kneel.

>>16008205
Lurk more

>>16013817
NTA and I do agree that Lumi probably has more live viewers but you are aware that Youtube's concurrent viewership numbers are broken to all hell right? 42 is 100% not the real number of live viewership.
Youtube doesn't even put you in the userlist if you didn't chat that stream so who knows what the real numbers are

>>16014468
the rule of thumb has always been YT numbers are 50-60% of actual. So 42 would be between 70 and 84 by those standards.

>>16013948
I'm saving my virginity for Yuri. I love her and she deserves a man that has never known a woman's touch. I will give her my everything!

>>16014437
In VTubing and getting relationships being a female makes things a hundred times easier. The only reason she doesn't have a boyfriend is because she's actively working against getting one and is turning people down.

>>16014569
>she's actively working against getting one and is turning people down
based on what? you talk like you know her personally so do tell

>>16014621
My bet is he got rejected in DMs. Many such cases.

>>16014621
Based on how people are constantly talking about how they want to date her. I'm sure some faggots have approached her more directly in DMs. But if nobody else has, then I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the greater cause and be her boyfriend.

>>16014705
>he doesnt know megbert had a BF

>>16014822
>had
so you're saying she's available...

>>16014843
Dont know, but she could very well have one now

>>16014843
If that thought helps you sleep at night...

>>16014822
I don't care to know, but that doesn't change anything. My original point was that getting a boyfriend for a woman is so easy they usually have to be actively working against it to not have one, it's not really an accomplishment on any level. Especially for a semi-famous woman on the Internet. Lumi could unironically have 20 boyfriends at the same time if she wanted.

>>16014923
Yeah all 20 of them are me

good to know that euro hours are /r9k/ hours

>>16014998
Just because /r9k/ is cringe doesn't mean it's not true.

Don't care, love Menace

>>16015043
I'm steeling my heart not to because loving her will lead to nothing but pain

>>16015026
just lamenting the fact that /hlgg/ ruined discussions of vtubers forever with constant PL and roommate gossip. it's all anybody talks about on this gay ass board nowadays. it's like women have taken over

>>16015129
We can always talk about how Lumi is GFE.

>>16014923
You can have a girlfriend too by the same logic; just lower your standards to jack shit and take literally any pussy you come across. People don't just want to settle though and some of them are too busy to maintain a relationship.

Remember, relationships are a two-way street. Lumi could easily START any relationship she wanted, but actually keeping up with him enough for him to not get frustrated and eventually drift away is another matter entirely. Just look at all the schizos in here who freak out over any small slight that they perceive any given girl as having committed.

Every gosling in here will claim that they'd do anything to be with Lumi, Menace, Chapipi, or any of the other girls, but give it a week of actually "dating" your oshi and having to hide a relationship/not have her truly to yourself(especially if it's online-only) and you'll go fucking crazy/schizo over every little thing. Seriously, relationships are fucking hard to do, and given how hard these girls are working on other shit, it wouldn't surprise me if most are single and not able to maintain one even if they wanted to.

Do yourself a favor bros. Keep gosling posting if it makes you feel better(I know I will), but be fully aware that actually vying for these women is a fucking mistake for both yourself and them.

>>16015243
Based and true

>>16015243
Don't care, going to better myself until I become good enough for Menace, realize it's all for naught, enter a multiyear long deoressive spiral and die of an OD in my late 20's

>>16015440
based

>>16015243
>>16015440
both are true honestly

I hope Lumi is feeling better...

>>16015440
>ODing
have fun surviving and being put into rehab by concerned family members. I'll use some shotgun mouthwash and enjoy a quick and painless blast of minty freshness.

Don't care still deeply in love with Menace.

>>16016107
I wish Lumi was a whore

>>16015440
You will better yourself and you will find a girlfriend or come to terms with loving yourself, idiot.

Panda.....

>>16016507
There is 1 year in the last decade where I could not look back & say I was better off than I was the preceding year, but I'm still fundamentally unhappy and have never dated. I'm going to keep pushing because if this isn't enough then less surely isn't enough, but I have to wonder if anything will ever be enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbojhDndU3c

wdsmbt though

>>16015243
Being a simple viewer is low maintenance which I like. Not in a place where I'd be comfortable with a relationship right now anyways.

>>16017721
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Menace hit 10k subs ikz

>>16017742
she's begging for (You)r seed

>>16017742
whore

Yubi Live

https://www.twitch.tv/amarisyuri

>>16017939
YUBI ALIVE

>>16017796
Menace LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16014705
I'd die of embarassment trying to slide into a girl's DMs, let alone a vtuber or any other eceleb. I don't know how anyone does it.

>>16018442
honestly same

>>16018442
it's actually really easy if you're not weird and have a reason.
t. in like half a dozen vtubers DMs

Yuri spitting in (You)r mouth!

Yuri, I know you're /here/! Please tell us what your lowest point was while being sick so that we can feel sorry for you!

I WILL be in a long term relationship with you Yuri.
I WILL have a romantic night together with you.
I WILL take you to bed after.
I WILL make love to you.
I WILL get you pregnant.
We WILL have a large happy loving family together.

Menace incline!
https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla/status/1479507972405538825

>>16018506
That's the thing, no one besides artists has a solid reason most of the time

>>16018806
she doesn't want kids

>>16007370
Imagine thinking short views translate into ccv.

>>16018806
I (Lumi) wrote this

thank you file.png anon for the consistent screenshots of the CL girls.

>>16019151
She'll learn to love our children.

>>16019347
she's going to eat her own young

uuuooohhhh yubi in high heeeels

>have you eaten a baby?
Well?

>It's actually fun being smol
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOLI GF WHO WANTS TO BE FUN-SIZED

>>16007370
I know this is bait, but Lumi does a lot of networking with Twitch streamers & most of her content is gaming. Menace seems to mostly gravitate towards ASMR and Zatsudan style content so far & Emma gets a lot of SEA viewers (and twitch is absolutely dogshit for a viewer if you don't have a strong stable connection). Different platforms have different advantages, no need to disparage the talents for trying different things to fit their strengths better

>>16019448
yeah ive tried my own jizz before. was pretty gross, dunno why women like the stuff.

>>16019557

At the end of the day, CCV is all that matters.
If we're going to be Tribalists here, get ready.
Because I WILL make a CCV chart every single thread. And no YT coping either, I'll adjust YT to the usual standards. If you want /#/ (CL edition), then you will have it.

nobody asked

Put Chris in the OP

KYS

Yuri! I love you! I will hold your hands while I make you pregnant! I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world!

Yuri is playing hard to get and trying to drive chat away because she doesn't want someone to hurt her again.

>>16019151
Thats what they all say until they hit mid late 20s and start going insane
>Chat get me pregnant
>I don't want children
>I love chat
>I'm disturbed by chat
>You don't have a chance with me
>How can I be your wife if you don't have my oshi mark
>I forgot about what I said in the last 5 mins
So this is true GFE...

This is a meme spirit board right?

UOH POSSESSING YURI'S SMOL BODY
TuT

Well goobers?
https://twitter.com/MAlchemilla/status/1479521281020149765

>>16020752
Posessing Yuri's small body!
Having sex with Lumi!
Impregnating Lumi!
Leaving Yuri and Lumi to take care of slimy gremlins that shit themselves five times a day!

>>16020444
Menace... Pandora...

>>16020764
ASMR vtuber Menace....

now listen here you lil shit

Yuri! I love you! Please peg me and make me your bitch!

>>16020764
>>16020809
god I hate coomers

>>16011771
>23:00 - Lumi Steam dumpster dive (Twitch) (if she feels well)
happening at 00:00

wtf is this arc

>>16021133
idk but if Yuri follows me, I'm in danger

>>16019861
>CCV is all that matters.
and who decided that? plenty of people with larger CCV than Lumi or Menace that get less than a tenth of their donos

>>16021174
What if all of Cyberlive follows me?

I say I love Yuri platonically but I would absolutely wreck her in bed if she would let me.

>>16021313
Have fun and don't forget to check your window and door locks every second. They won't wait until night to get in

>>16021406
I want to tickle her broken thumb.

I miss yuri already

CyberLive more like MenheraLive
amirite fellas

>>16022458
I thought it was COVIDLive