/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15756988
Tazumi has the endless gaze of someone with no remorse, he will win on brutality alone.

>>15756988
>Top left
Definitely knows kung fu. Others will probably gang up on him to kill first
>Top middle
Seems like he probably has an extremely low center of gravity. Probably very dense as well, going to be hard to damage.
>Top right
Looks like a child, will be the second to die.
>Bottom left
lol
>Bottom right
Obvious winner.

>>15756988
Riku "Last year, I graduated 50 women in the blink of an eye. And the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there would be no shortage of talents and no shortage of livers. I know you understand." Tazumi
Motoaki "It doesn't take the most powerful corporations to create the newest global fad. Just the will of a single man." Tanigo

>>15757113
Kek

>>15756988
>Bald FtM tranny
>SEA-Chink
>lesbian chinkgook
>Söyface, probably a BLM supporter
>chad yamato gentleman in his prime

>>15757113
Why is Rikkun Shepard and why is Yagoo Makarov?

>>15757113
Why does this work so well?

Hypothetically, could the Nostalgia Critic Doug Walker beat any of them in a fight?
They have entire companies at their disposal but the Critic just has a gun and a few powers.

>>15757302
Rikkun could destroy Doug Walker with one hand tied behind his back.

>>15757335
Yeah but could he survive Kickassia? What if the Critic was linked up with The Lightbringer?

>>15756988
Don't care. I would rather cuck CEO of Noripro from her husband than watching this shit

I will make an ai dungeon and have the plot be a battle to the death between them and then have Doug Walker watch over them as a malevolent god.

>>15757350
If we're allowing asists Rikkun has a small army on his side which canonically includes mages and soldiers and semi spiritual beings and robots and criminals and sex offeners. Kickassia stands no chance against even just a noraneko assist.

>>15757411
damn I didn’t think about that... gg bro I guess Doug would be screwed...
could he take any of the other CEOs though?

>>15756988
you could try use a hunger game simulator for this
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php

>>15757015
Nah, old fuck's dying first

FAGGOT ROYALE

>>15757102
Bottom right won't even make it into qualifiers and be disintegrated by a simple touch from any of other competitors.

>>15757488
Vshoujo is a relatively small group in terms of members so he could probably at least put up a fight with them. Polygon is a Thai company with very little overall clout, and Majo is a chinese thing that I know virtually nothing about. I'd bet he could take on majo and polygon just because they're relatively small compared to nijisanji.

The way Hololivefags worship their CEO frankly disgusts me. At least Nijisanji vtubers and fans shit on their CEO as the joke. You are no better than Bezos fanboys.

>>15757113
based

>>15757677
Thanks for the opinion anon, I’m going to write my Nostalgia Critic fights corporation fan fiction now.

>>15756988
you're missing someone

>>15757761
It's not because we worship him, it's just that he's not much of an attention-whore unlike your spoiled brat.

>>15757881
True winner. Based.

>>15756988
One Punch Man, three fags, and a Yakuza boss.

>>15757761
>t. Mad

>>15757761
>Bezos fanboys
LMAO wut!? You telling me there are peoples who could stomach that faggot? Don't make me laugh.

>>15757761
You talk as if Yagoo doesn't get shittalked by his own talents.
I mean Rikkun does too but that's not what we're talking about

>>15758047
Yes anon. That's an actual thing

>>15757881
She could destroy all of them with her Tower of Babel.

>>15757881
That should've been me who married her...

>>15756988
Saitama wins

>>15757113
We are the most powerful vtuber corporation in the history of man. Every CCV is our numbers. Because what happens in EN, matters in JP. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of rigging is the difference between the prospering of your talents, and utter graduation. We can't give you girlfriends. But we can give you the GFE to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole corporation of menheras. Sure it matters who's got the biggest subs, but it matters a helluva lot more who's watching it.

>>15756988
Ok... which chubas are from the 2 companies on the left? because I belev I have never heard from them before

>>15756988
riku is so adorable I want to squish his cheeks

>>15757881
Fuck...

>>15757113
kek

>>15757881
she's the girl that gets gangbanged by everyone involved at the start of the tournament

>>15767695
I will now watch your battle royale

Yagoo always wins baby

>>15756988
>top left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxeWlx2p2tw

>>15770738
You're too young for warhammer or too old for vtubers.

>>15756988
Whos that literal Chink in the left, Chink bug loser.

>>15756988
None of these people are vtubers.

>>15770886
You're never too old for vtubers

>>15771164
>>>>/v/eddit

>>15756988
>no ugly bastards
Lame

>>15767704
kek, so that's why gooks need the surgery

>>15757113
Rikkun is Shepard while Yagoo is Makarov?

>>15757113
Kek based

>>15767704
>Ainuchad
That's a very nice beard

>>15767704
is the third from the right Kota Ibushi?

>>15756988
fight for my entertainment peasants

>>15767704
jesus christ full-blooded ainu are starting to look south european

>>15756988
They will all kneel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI7juQaw-bM&ab_channel=AceofHeartsCh

>>15771196
The OP image was literally saved from Reddit.

>>15756988
Only one of them has successfully competed in a death game

We 100% know that Yagoo wouldn't win the fight. Coco's "interview" that she did with him at the end of her Hololive career was just her beating the shit out of him while he couldn't fight back.