/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Assocation and Fund (RWAF)
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

If you can't afford it now, come back when the valentines sale begins. It's
recommended to only buy the case and to buy the pillow elsewhere.

IMPORTANT announcement from Kiki, it's Bunday U KNOW

https://youtu.be/wwy9CsfOekU

Kiki love? Kiki LOVE

>>15721083

Next stream will be delayed as per:

>>15720761

>>15721083

NOOO THE DUALITY OF SILLY LOLI KIKI AND SMART KIKI ARE MERGING IN EPIC CROSSOVER

>>15721242
50% cute and funny, 50% smart rab, 100% wife

She turned the comments off on her latest video, what did you do bros?

>>15721112
KIKI LOVE!

>>15721809
youtube is retarded, its doing it to channels at the moment

I identify as Kikifucker

>>15721809
works fine for me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwy9CsfOekU

>>15721112
KIKI LOVE 4EVAR

>>15721112
Kiki Love!

>>15721112
Kiki love!

Another day passes, another kiss received. My gosling powers grow stronger. Kissless men cry themselves to sleep when they look upon my collection.

>Ice cream kiss:
https://vocaroo.com/1ns8H3m16TXG

>Red bull kiss:
https://vocaroo.com/1mU6reaieqXC

>Smol rabbit kiss:
https://files.catbox.moe/3mxl81.mp3

>Coffee kiss:
https://files.catbox.moe/tiygqa.mp3

>>15723907
He can't keep getting away with this... a menace to society

i keep daydreaming about spending a lazy saturday in bed with kiki, cuddling or talking or watching a movie, taking a nap while spooning
i dont think anything could make me happier

If I'm having a bad day, everything becomes infinitely better with some kisses.

https://youtu.be/1tqdmLMz-Ig
https://youtu.be/1tqdmLMz-Ig
https://youtu.be/1tqdmLMz-Ig

30 minutes

>>15724446
I hope everything worked out reasonably well with the kangaroos, sad day...

KIKI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I HAVE HUNG ALL THE NEIGHBORS

>>15724781
Selenposter is starting to get the right idea

>>15724813
Why is selen in a kiki disguise... it would look so cute if it had kikis face

For those who aren't actively monitoring threads and aren't aware of when these streams start, I was thinking of a third-party solution for stream alerts. YouTube is pretty hit or miss as we all know.

First thought that came to mind is a simple RSS feed client. I believe YouTube does have some internal RSS feed support for streams so it might just be a matter of wrapping that in a chrome extension or mobile wrapper so we get desktop/mobile notifications.

Would there be anybody here that would find that helpful or would I be wasting my time pursuing that further. Let me know.

>>15725099
I would love to always monitor the thread but its hard with work,
Im not sure exactly what you mean because I'm not very tech savvy, But it would be cool to have some kind of kiki alarm when she streams

>>15725181
I'm effectively thinking off a very simple cross platform Kiki alarm that would work for browser, desktop, and mobile.

>>15725225
Kiki would probably make mp3s for that if we asked. She loves doing community stuff like that.

>>15725099
Sounds like a great idea

>>15725285
Well if it was just a desktop notification it wouldn't play a sound I don't think, it would be very similar to YouTube desktop notifications (when they actually work), with a clickable link to the stream.

I'm cooking supper, I'll be watching the stream from afar and posting occasionally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqdmLMz-Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqdmLMz-Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqdmLMz-Ig
LIVE NOW

>>15726096
HAPPENING

>>15725099
There are solutions for this, forgot how it's called, basically it checks yt channels if there's a stream live.

>>15725099
Here's an open source Discord bot
basically, you can set up a channel where it will constantly send updates to, or you can register for specific notifications and receive DM notifications
https://gitgud.io/Alter_ego/anime-girl-locator

You can just check the utils.py to get a better idea of how it actually checks the current status of the channel. It justs scrapes the html of the given channels periodically, and then checks for certain snippets of javascript inside that html to parse out whether a channel is streaming or not.

I need to feed my wife.

I love this 40 year old kindergartner.

I've been drinking energy drinks everyday for the past 5 years
The increase in metabolism and me running the energy off has kept me /fit/ but I'm waiting for the day I get a heart attack

Here we go Kiki telling us all how she's poisoning herself

Whats the deal with all these greynames

>>15726497
I used to be addicted to energy drinks, I had legitimate withdrawal symptoms when I stopped drinking them.

>>15726381
lol, no. there's plenty of software you can use to open youtube streams without being in a shitty discord.

>>15726573
HEY be nice!

>>15726573
i dont know but i hate them

>Baiters says she's inclining
>Her active viewers keep rising
>More greynames in chat
For once I wish the baiters where right

>>15726573
Yeah, other than doomed the rest offer no value. you can block them so you don't see their spam in chat.

The word "bruh" is officially banned. Honestly I did not even know that this was a "reddit word" but whatever.

>>15726783
Go away, faggot

>>15726783
SUS

>>15726573
Some of us are ultra-poorfags, come off it. I'm not one though, I just lurk here.

>>15726884
thats not a rabbit

>Welcome home my champyon!

>having other girls as your youtube picture
I shiggydiggy.

>>15726573
>>15726678
>>15726728
real comfy place

>>15726917
my apologees

Should I get a pet rabbit
There's a sanctuary near I live that sells fixed rabbits either in singles or pairs and all the bunsday posting is making me seriously consider

>Hello my fellow champyons

>>15727061
I suggest meat rabbit breed. Not only can you get about 1.5 kilogram of meat per rabbit but they also look like a wholesome big chungus. Very wholesome!

>>15726573
>26 watching now
Whats going on here

>>15727061
only get a pet if you can ensure its proper care and that you can you can have someone around it for a good amount of time a day instead of just leaving it in a cage for 80% of its life

>>15727194
>Whats going on here
пpивeт

>>15727194
Burger hours

>>15727319
Quite alright eurohours as well, it's just barely midnight

HellOO...mY...fellOW...CHAmpyoNs

>>15727436
I'm gonna have to start a "fellow champyons" folder now because of you guys kek

>>15727142
I don't think my sanctuary has those kind of rabbits sadly. I live in the desert so it's mostly ones like pic related with a handful of floppy eared ones

>>15727265
Oh yeah I've been doing a lot of research and stuff, I got a big area for them to run around in I know what I should feed them and the initial investment for all the toys/barriers/rabbit proofing too
It's just I've never owned an animal before I've always lived with people who have cats and dogs tho and they don't do nearly the same for me as a bun does
Maybe I just gotta wait a few bundays before it gets out of my system but fugg I wanna play with a ball of fluff so badly

the music reminds me of the spiderman 2 pizza game theme

>>15727436
>>15727117
Fellow champyons
I believe our osh- I mean our wife is inclining, and we should shill her in more threads and on reddit and in discords to add more champs to our cause
Also in my humblest opinion a Discord server for all us TRUE champyons would be greatly advantageous

>>15727652
of course...of course

>>15727652
I love you borzoi anon

>>15727035
Get filtered little bean

>>15727652
Wise words fellow champyon

>>15727652
Get your secret club off 4chan if you don't want anyone new.

Whose gonna tell her?

what is love....

I love my rabbit wife, and hearing her in a good mood and leaving out her dreams always motivates me to do well myself

>>15727926
I don't want to hurt Kiki's feelings

>>15727846
Your comments does nothing but express agonizing jealousy. Relationships take time and bonding, you can't take the express elevator. You didn't have to click pyon now did you.

>>15727899
I don't want to hurt Kiki's feelings

>one guy suggests a chatroom weeks ago
>still living in your head rent free

If someone donates right now like they did last time, they are going into dead rigger storage.
I want to see where this goes.

>>15728084
I tried your game recommendation. It's grindy and uninspired. I wasn't moved in the slightest.

>>15728175
>He doesn't recognize a timeloop when he sees one

>>15728016
>>15728084
are you ogey blacksouls pyon

kiki please go to sleep you can't handle staying up like this, no one thinks less of you for doing so. I can't handle you keeping consciousness drinking that disgusting red bull crap. you did great today

Kiki down, I repeat Kiki down

>>15728270
I'm starting to understand why I get so depressed at times like this I should really stop watching Kiki I don't feel warm and fuzzy I feel suicidal

>>15728300
You say this like she isnt sleeping already kek

Honestly red bull is not even a strong energy drink, most modern brands have 2-5 times higher caffeine content and a single can of red bull is just barely the same amount as a small cup of coffee. Red bull is shit! You can see the evidence live before your eyes.

>>15728376
but it gives you WINGS!

>>15728376
>Redbull
>77mg of caffeine
>$2
>Rockstar Pure Zero
>240mg
>$1.50
t. carbonated jew drinker

>>15728270
its the same dude that said he wants to make kiki sad and manipulate her, just ignore it till it leaves again.

Real pros snort instant coffee powder

>>15728333
just lift and eat bananas bro

>>15728333
That makes no sense. Kiki only provides love and affection, sounds like a you problem dude

carrot-kun, that lucky bastard..

>>15728190
Huh? We just want her to get a champyon daki.

>>15728488
No I'm not you fucking turbonigger
Here's my single (you) don't associate me with bait retards like him

>>15728492
>>15728488
>>15728511

please stop if this isnt him replying to himself

>>15728432
>77mg
that's fucking pathetic, a cup of lipton tea get's in that range. Red bull is a fucking soft drink.

Another one of my skebs came in today Kiki. I still have one more in progress of the ones I started in early December. I hope you like it

https://litter.catbox.moe/ebf11r.png

You wake up. You were dreaming of kiki. You look down to see you were pitching a tent. You move the covers aside. Your pants are being stretched to the limit by your hard cock. You look over at your wife. She's staring at you. "Finally, i noticed you get hard and wandered when you'd get up. Want me to help you with it?" She spoke seductively. You pull your pants down as your rod flicks up. Kiki crawls to it, her face in front of it. She feels the heat coming off of it. She places her hand between her legs as she starts licking. You stop her and place her hips above your face.

Your mouth waters at the sight of her wet cunny. You begin to lick it as she licks your cock. You lick left adn right on her forbidden lips. She licks up and down, you're both ready. She forces her small mouth over your shaft licking it as she moves her head. You force your mouth over her pussy licking it liking a thirsty dog. After a little while you both feel it. Her juices pour into your mouth, as yours pours into hers. You both roll over slurping down the others love.

She looks over, your penis is still erect. "Want to go another round?" You ask her, hoping she says yes.

"Yes!" She exclaims sitting on your dick. You smile. You were madly in love with this horny rabbit. You position your rod at her entrance as she slowly sit herself on it.

"OOOOH! I needed this." She says placing her hands on your chest. "Now, fuck me, my champyon." She says with a smirk. Your mind goes blank as you grab her and force her down on you. Her eyes widen, but she smiles. You ram into her increasing in force. "Ahhh! Ahhh!" She exclaims as you make her cunny yours. You grab her breast twirling her nipples with your fingers

"Yes! Yes!" She exclaims through the pleasure. You lift up and gently bite down on her tiny tit. She pushes your head into her chest as she moves her hips with yours. "Fuck!" She yells as her eyes close. Her back arches as your dick moves further into her. Her walls tighten around your shaft. You grab her bumbum and squeeze with all your migh. She grabs your back scratching it as you do. You feel yourself throb.

"Kiki, are you ready?" You ask lovingly. She nods.

"Yes, cum in me husband." You comply and thrust one final time. You release yourself. Your cum filling her. "YES!" She screams as she falls onto her back. Her body tics from the pleasure she just endured. "I love you." She says placing a hand on her stomach. She giggles. "I'm so warm now."

You laugh. "I love you too. My silly wife." You kiss her forehead as she lays there. You stare at each other for what feels like hours. The morning was the start to a beautiful day.

>>15728570
Huh?
I drink the rockstar pure zero though I haven't drank a redbull in years

>>15728549
It isn't anon
You need to figure out who baits and who doesn't just because some of us enjoy black souls doesn't mean (1) anon that uses it to avatarfag represents all of us

I wonder though, is this recent pattern of stream, nap and then stream again sustainable? I don't mind it but I can't help but concern fag.

>>15728605
UOOOHHHHHH

>>15728605
Me in the background

>>15728605
based as all hell, thank you bro!!!!!

>>15728631
its just the same exact pics and they were just saying kiki makes them suicidal. come on we arent dumb

>>15728606
She's probably reading this as we speak anon

>>15728605

>>15728606
you're also based as hell. don't stop the contributions bros

>>15728605
Thank you champyon

>>15728605
we seriously need somewhere to store these
can kiki make the website? would someone be able to harvest ips there

>>15728605
HOLY SHIT I ALMOST MISSED THIS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>15728759
mega

>>15728710
Oh I know and that makes me really happy

>>15728759
If people lurk they'll get lewds as they're posted.

>>15728795
mega anon is a slacker and there's no lewds

>>15728605
based

>>15728605
>Thanks for waiting
Why do they always write shit like this on skebs. Can't they just give us some nice clean art?

>>15728700
iirc that anon who said he wanted to manipulate Kiki used the soundfile of this image, and the one who quote said "I love you schizo god" was using red riding hood
That MORESEN pic is legendary and even though I've never played Black Souls I use it in other threads

https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8

>>15728759
They're literally all on the archive newfag. Just search for the UOOOOOOHs.

>>15728748
I will never stop

>>15728828
you're still using other girls, fucking cringe

>>15728823
Fuck you I literally updated it yesterday

if Kiki made a website, would you use it?

>>15726573
greys are the niggers of the chat, easily spotted, easily marked

>>15728875
I should really make a KIki edit of it desu

>>15728605
oh jesus

>>15728903
how far back does it go though

>>15728605
UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15728605
>A leash
Don't put a leash and collar on your rabbits please

>>15728948
you should. using other women makes her sad

>>15728981
Pre-debut, I might have missed a few small things here and there, but I'm in every one of these threads saving anything I don't already have.

Did she do right when banning the grey with monster inc profile pic who commented "bruh"?

>>15728823
Good. Lurk for your lewds

>>15729059
she does it all the time newfag, it isn't a big deal

>>15729059
>tfw Kiki will never hit you with a hammer

>>15729059
If you come in with a profile pic like that and the first thing you say is that you deserve to be lynched

>>15729059
Yes.

>>15729059
Fucking rights she did. It's her channel and she reserves the rights to ban whoever the fuck she wants for any reason.

>>15729117
kek i guess you're right

>>15729117
The one that always gets me is the tourists who immediately ask for discord. They haven't even watched the stream for 5 minutes and their first instinct is to ask for a discord, wtf?

>>15729059
Absolutely, the user was either a 12 year old or a cobokaka, both of which are polluters of our already grey invested chat

>>15729235
They don't want to waste any time in getting their grooming started.

kiki looove

>>15729235
its a common community resource for most things like facebook pages, earlier VC servers and amature web forums used to be. HOWEVER FUCK TRANS-CORD GOOMERS

>>15721112
Kiki Love!

Would you put Kiki in a jar for safe keeping?

>>15729542
no, I would keep her safe in my pauch

>>15729542
Kiki deserves freedom so no

>>15728826
They sometimes include a layer separated PSD that you can use to remove the text when they deliver your request. I haven't checked if that one has one.

>>15729542
champyon pls no

>>15729542
No. My wife is a barrel rabbit and only when she wants to be.

>>15729071
I think it's a waste if you don't archive them, and they're less likely to be used as thumbnail if Kiki can't find them either.

Genuine question. You guys say grooming all the time but how do you groom a 30+ year old woman? I've been wondering this for a while. Does grooming have some meme definition I'm unaware of?

http://poal.me/yrq089
http://poal.me/yrq089
http://poal.me/yrq089

>>15730027
No. I'm not giving you my GeoIP information anon.

>>15730007
Grooming on /vt/ is basically a meme word that means nothing and everything from just commenting on a chubba to slightly slightly influencing them with a small post is considered grooming here.

>>15729880
You think wrong, Kiki will read every single post of every single thread and good shit gets reposted anyway.

>>15726096
Sorry Kiki I was doing my sleep reps and missed it. I couldn't imagine a stream so soon because you said you'd go to bed after making schedule and because this was technically still sunday in Europe. I like the stream times they're very healthy for EU (9:30pm and 01:00 pm) I just didn't expect it. Catching up with vods now, I hear you fell asleep again.

>>15730027
>trusted
Nope

>>15729880
Kiki reads 100% of posts here, so she would see any skebs posted.

>>15729880
The only people that miss out on art are newfags that don't lurk.

>>15730130
>>15730081
That's fine, the trusted third party option would be something that you choose that can handle an RSS feed with some recommended options. It wouldn't be a website or anything.

>>15730027
nice try spreadsheet anon

>>15730007
Any platform that provides a channel for DMs is a groomers wet dream. It's pretty hard to groom somebody on a public platform because other people will call you out on your shit.

>>15730834
How is this not obvious?

here have some kiki appreciation, cheer up champyons

>>15730834
>>15730983
No, I understand what grooming actually is. What I'm asking is how it would ever apply to Kiki. I know she has asperger's but she's still well into adulthood and is clearly mentally capable of living her life unassisted. How would you groom an adult?

>>15731217
I'll be a truly happy man when my daki arrives.

>>15731235
Almost impossible
People tend to forget Kiki's been using the internet and has been /here/ for year as well as being suicidal depressed for a long time. She'd know a groomer when she sees one and would btfo them before they get their chance
You'd notice this too if you watched her since the beginning where she was a lot more based and less cringe than she is now.
Desu the only thing that could really go wrong is she slips up and mentions what uni she's going to or what city she lives in

>>15731235
Grooming on this board is just code word for becoming friends with a vtuber via private communiation such as DMs. There does not necessarily have to be any kind of psychological manipulation.

>>15731235
Adulthood is fiction the jews tell you to accept living miserably.

>>15731678
It's more insidious than that because groomers will usually try to manipulate them to some extent, usually their goal is sexual in the end.

>>15731718
>Not participating in the jewish wagie cagie trap
Based
>Keeping yourself mentally stunted because you choose to never learn from others or from yourself
Gringe

>>15728606
Nice, needed something to read >>15728605
Thank you for this

Has anyone lewded Kiki yet?

Did I hear correctly that she was going to take a nap and then stream again? I need to know if I can go to sleep or not.

>>15732197
No, nobody

>>15729542
She likes barrels so a barrel would be the best option.

>>15728605
Yeah I forgot to mention, this turned out great and thanks.

>>15732197
No never

>>15732244
She said she'll do a gorilla later but didn't mention when.

>>15732244
She said potentially guerilla stream when she wakes up but the only definite was that she would be back for her scheduled stream but that's not for nearly 12 hours

>>15732197
No, she's to pure for that.

>>15732417
I guess I'll sleep then. Overall I really enjoyed all the streams today and I hope that kiki can get the sleep that she needs.

>Thinking of Kiki sexually
I shiggydiggy doo

>>15732197
what

>>15732265
>>15732287
>>15732462
So what I'm hearing is theres a gap that needs filling :^)

>>15732244
>>15732417
GORILLAS CAN HAPPEN AT ANY TIME

>>15733288
Yeah I know that. I was just telling him what she said because he couldn't rember.

>>15731235
If you were a predator, you would seek out private platforms where people can't see. The thought of it alone is a scary for many fans, and if nothing else places a psychological wedge in the community where some fans are deemed closer than others even if their grooming attempts are thwarted. It's just drama that nobody needs, Particularly in this kind of viewer/streamer relationship where we're supposed to be playing the role of husbands and wife (to the extent that is possible). Best to keep everything out in the open.

why do you guys always talk about all this creepy shit when kiki is asleep?

>>15734013
I don't ever believe she's asleep.

>>15734013
>Implying it isn't Kiki astral projecting herself and manifesting her dreams as horny posts

>>15734013
Go to bed Kiki

>>15734013
What do you creepy shit? You have to specify cause there's like a few different conversations above you. And thats if kiki is asleep at the moment.

>>15734013
Kiki is busy master baiting in the thread

This is the only grooming that is allowed on Bunday

https://files.catbox.moe/t32qec.gif

Just got up to the vod part with the ban, fuck yes. Kiki should be stricter, there were clear antis in the chat a few times in recent streams and while ignoring them was fine enough a ban would've been so much more fun. It also keeps aspiring champyons on their toes, some people have no self-awareness and need the fear of god to behave.

>>15734839
I only recall one guy that really stuck out like a sore thumb, but he fucked off when she was a good sport about it. She's getting much better at dealing with bait, I guess it was just a matter of time really.

I have found the cure for blacksouls related depression and thread shitter uppering

>>15734013
Kiki WANTS to be lewded

>>15735386
I rember like 3 guys, she briefly replied to one not giving a fuck which was cool I agree, and 2 others were left ignored.

>>15735447
Kek, I like it. Somebody should make a soundpost version of this with that bunday video playing in the background.

>>15735447
Beat me to it well done champyon
I still love blacksouls and nothing will stop me from loving it

>>15735534
Man I must have been focused on the gameplay or something, I honestly can't remember anything besides the one attention whore asking for a sandwich

>>15735447
>>15735576
Did I miss an inside joke, I let the stream to get food

>>15735860
Check it out
>>15728333 (chek'd)
>>15728948

Also there's a handful of anons who play and post blacksouls here from time to time

>>15735860
Well there is at least one blacksouls avatar fag that was getting shit for posting other women so that anon took it upon himself to try to address that

stop talking about other women

>>15735860
Nah as far as I know Kiki doesn't acknowledge those kinds of games or the anons that post about them, it's a thing strictly left in the thread

doomBSposters are obnoxious bronies

>>15736513
other women are cringe and can't ever hope to be as cute as Kiki
harp seals on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ1bw853fkk

>>15737016
10 flipper rolls!

>>15736513
We're just trying to correct an anon using filthy PNGs by providing him with appropriate substitutes, go to bed already!

>>15736956
They've never played the games and just use images from sadpanda to LARP and be edgy retards

>>15737016
Those are pretty cute anon, I'll give you that. But I'll raise you a

>>15736513
Ok Kiki
I'm sorry Kiki

I was doing family reps, stream was an hour? Is she good? I’m going to watch the vod you nigger, save ur breath.

Waking up early for a stream I can do, I just need an /x/ anon to enter my dream-space and spiritually slap me across the face when a guerrilla stream happens and I'm sleeping and then I'd be set.

>>15737689
>he missed the privated stream that we all agreed to never discuss
Anon, I'm so sorry...

>>15737911
Understood, can’t win em all. Now the content of the stream will be head-cannon and can be whatever I want it to be

does Kiki want children? She’d be a good mom. I want to put a baby in her!

>>15738286
Lurk more

>vod reps
don't read until you watched the vod
SHE DID IT! SHE PASSED IT FIRST TRY! I always said her first attempt after a break is pretty good.

How does Kiki even reach the gas pedals?

>>15739426
>vod reps
Hugs and kisses for you! Squish squish, mwah mwah, I'm so proud!

>>15739465
She sits on my lap. You lnow how she is

>>15739465
Her husband operates the vehicle and she sucks his dick while he drives, anon wrote a story about it.

>>15739465
One champyon handles the peddles, another manages the shift. There are a couple hanging out in the passenger seat responsible for flipping off traffic in rush-hour.

>>15739465
>>15739707

"What are you doing," Kiki says flatly. "That is the driver's seat."

"I know," you say. "Hop in."

"You cannot drive a car. I know for a fact you cannot drive a car."

"Right. And you can't reach the pedals. So this will work out pretty well, don't you agree?"

Kiki makes an angry puff of air through her nostrils. But she obeys. She hikes up the lacy hem of her hoop skirt and steps into the truck. You pull her the rest of the way in, sitting her on your lap, her soft bumbum squarely on your crotch. You hand her the key from your jeans pocket, and she fires up the engine. It rumbles to life.

"Just tell me when to go," you say.

Kiki throws the car into gear. "Go," she says.

And you're off.

The ride after that is smooth. You keep the car at a relatively constant speed while Kiki manages the steering. The winding roads of this island are no match for your one-two driving combo.

Of course, the bumpy roads have another effect. Kiki's bumbum keeps bouncing against you, and your body's reaction is inevitable.

The beast is awakened. You can't help yourself. As Kiki navigates, you reach up, running your palms along her sides. She's thin enough that you can nearly encircle her waist with both hands. You rub her up and down, the velvet of her gothic-style dress soft and warm in the sunlight streaming through the windshield.

"Mmm~" Kiki can't stop herself from letting out a sensual little moan. She quickly composes herself. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing," you lie. You rub her board-flat chest in lazy circles.

"This is preposterous," she says. "We're supposed to be paying attention to the road."

"You are," you say. "I'm just the pedal-pusher." You turn your face down and nuzzle her neck.

Kiki startles in your lap when you begin to suckle on her, and the car lurches to the left as she momentarily loses control. "Champyon..." she whines, growing desperate.

"Focus on driving," you say. "I'll just be back here, playing with you..."

You reach around her front, pushing your palm beneath the tight collar of her dress. The fabric clings to your hand like a form-fitting glove as you rub her bare chest. She isn't busty enough to need a bra, so you can fondle her to your heart's content.

Her nipples are like two tiny stones, erect and firm between your fingers. You can feel her ribs underneath, and still further down, her flat tummy. You suck salaciously on her neck as you molest her fragile body. Kiki raises her chin and arches her back to give you better access, gyrating against you, getting into these violations in spite of herself.

"Jerk me off," you say, voice low with lust.

"Champyon, we can't. We can't."

"I don't care. Jerk me off."

Kiki gulps audibly. She takes one hand off the wheel and reaches down between the junction of her legs, pushing aside her dress to reach your crotch. She unzips your jeans, and fishes out your pulsing cock. It stands proudly at attention, jutting up almost to the base of the steering wheel.

Kiki's grip is weak and her palm isn't even enough to completely envelop your shaft, but the forbidden nature of the act makes it all the sweeter. You inadvertently speed up as Kiki tugs on your drooling member and you give her a series of wet hickeys.

"Fuck, that feels so good..." you tell her. "Just like that. Make me cum."

Your fun doesn't last long. Suddenly, you become aware of a police cruiser behind you. Your heart sinks. Worse still, it pulls into the adjoining lane, speeding up to pull alongside.

This is bad. How much prison time is it for letting a small girl drive while she gives you a sloppy handjob?

You reach up and put your hands on the steering wheel, pretending to be the vehicle's main operator. You hope that's enough to fool the cop if he glances over.

But what you can't hide is your throbbing cock, or Kiki's continued tugging on it. You want to tell her to stop, but the delirious sensations of pleasure coursing through you are too much.

She must know the risk, too, but she can't stop either. Kiki masturbates you shamelessly.

The cruiser is right beside you. You glance out the window. The officer glances back at you. And as he nods, smiling warmly at what appears to be a loving brother letting his little sister pretend to drive, you blow a smelly, creamy load in Kiki's tiny palm.

Your jaw hangs slack and you throw your head back in ecstasy as you orgasm. Luckily, the cruiser passes before the officer has a chance to see that as well.

Kiki licks up your slimy cum, slurping it from between her fingers, as you arrive at your destination.

You step out of the truck, your knees weak and wobbly. You take Kiki's hand again and walk with her along a promenade that borders the island's public beach and into the sunset.

---

>How does Kiki even reach the gas pedals?
She can't

>>15740673
Jesus, I'm not sure how I missed that one. Although if Kiki is on my lap and I have an erection to hide, I can think of only one place to hide it.

>>15737693
I looked at the archives and found this >>12013379 will try it this week and report back if it works, theoretically it should be possible to rig up to an alarm of some sort.

>>15739677
>vod reps
>that ending
You're so fucking adorable Kiki. Goodnight, sleep tight. I love you and I'm very proud of you.

/vt/ is a reddit board
/pyon/ has become a reddit thread

>>15740673
oh my god

>>15741747
(You)

Kiki sounds fat

Someone pointed this >>15716674 out last thread. What happened to Kiki Farms?

>>15738286
bearing a child would kill Kiki or in the best case, destroy her body

>>15738286
>Have baby with midget woman
>It's a boy
>Comes out a manlet
>Gets manlet rage
>Murders us in our sleep
No thanks

>>15741986
She was going back and re-doing some old thumbnails, she might have taken that one down until she finds a better one.

>>15742092
Raising my own Elliot Rodger would be a nice challenge.

>>15742020
>destroy her body
Extremely hot.

speaking about notification stuff
what if anons made a program, that could send messages with notification to anyone who has it, but only Kiki, she could announce her streams, prank us, horny post or whatever

>>15742092
>kiki is a literal dwarf
>I am only slightly above average
if it's a girl it would be cute
but I wouldn't want to bring a manlet into this world, I would never forgive myself

>>15742092
Sorry Kiki I had to leave you for my shota son

>>15742269
We've been over this yesterday or the day before, shit made by anons can't be trusted not to dox people or worse.

>>15742269
That sounds like what she already does here but with extra steps

>>15742325
desu I don't care
champyons can come over, we could grab a beer

fuck off discord troons

>>15742398
Damnit Kiki, this is the third time now. If you don't go to bed I'm going to spank that bumbum.

>>15742398
I don't want discord

>>15742398
Kiki if you had a miniaturized version of yourself would you torture it

This is the last bunny from me today, ni ni, Kiki love

A skeb of mine finished today, think I'll wait until the next stream to post it though, it's fucking cute but I think the artist lolified her a bit too much.

>>15742593
She'd vore it with her puffy cunny
>>15742804
>I think the artist lolified her a bit too much.
No such thing as too much

>>15742804
T u T

I miss my wife.

>>15744161
>clean freak
The bathroom floor says otherwise.

>>15744161
draw some rabbit ears and a clover on that and she will be right there!

>>15744161
>clean freak
this isn't my wife

>>15728605
With champyon and Kiki both looking at the viewer this seems kind of like exhibitionism or straight up prostitution. I wish people drew more POV art.

>>15744354
Champyons pimp out Kiki to newfags and give them the boot after they've pumped her full of cum
Suffice to say thank god I'm not a champyon

>>15744354
>thank you for waiting (your turn)

Someone needs to commission art of a broken Kiki sprawled out on a bed, surrounded by used condoms, with loads of white hot cum gushing from her gaping cunt after all of us have ran a train on her.

>>15744354
It's a husband and wife taking a photo for their personal collection. Porn has rotted your brain.

>>15745176
I don't think Kiki likes group stuff but she does enjoy Kiki abuse. Maybe her getting beaten or drowned or neck snapped just as her husbands cumming inside

>>15745193
>Porn has rotted your brain.
In the sense I can only enjoy POV porn yes. I hate cuckshit if thats what youre implying.

>>15745344
She doesn't like ryona either newfag-chama

>>15745385
Won't stop me

kiki loves the tender intimacy between husband and wife, something you can only experience with true love you degenerates

>Watching bunny vids
>Get recommended a channel
>It's just >100 view videos of some guy scaring bunnies he's brought into his home
Susan please

>>15745432
And POV is the most intimate "camera" angle. All I need to see is her cute face moaning and kissing me.

>>15745597
People include champyons for Kiki's sake.

finally have access to internet again
finally unbanned
metric fuckton of vod reps to do
no sleep til brooklyn

>>15745432
This. From all I've heard and have seen she's more into the lovey-dovey wholesome stuff. Now she does have some degenerate stuff. Like apparently leashes and stuff, going off some of her jokes, though idk for sure. But at most going with her acting like a brat it's more of a "spank me" or "Fuck me and make me yours husband" type stuff. Nothing too extreme is the point I'm making here. Again that's what i got.

>>15728198
>Grindy
Maybe
>Uninspired
No

Try this, it's bullshit hard and unironically relies on coinflips
It also lacks the overly anime feel that BS has and desu I much prefer this games aesthetics

Since bunday is almost over for me. Here is a bunny pic.

>>15745814
She's a degenerate without a doubt
Being an introvert autismo that uses 4chan and hardly goes outside for the vast majority of your life would turn anyone into a degenerate
If not that than a zealot whose a few steps away from becoming a eunuch

I'm free.

as a rabbit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqnU_sJ8V-E

>>15745756
This. I've beat it to >>15728605 twice now and each time I've gone a little soft when I made eye contact with Champyon staring at me in the background. That's not me and it feels wrong with him there, but I understand that he's there for Kiki. To Kiki he is me and the rest of us.

>>15745977
It's good to remember the distinction between fantasy and reality, or in this case what she likes to schlick to and what she (thinks she) likes to actually do. Also remember 90% of us are virgins and don't know what we're actually into either. Even simple stuff like anal might actually gross us out in practice.

>>15745977
Stop projecting, having a pet that loves you tends to fill the void of social interaction and besides she doesn't know what she really likes because she's never had sex.

>>15746113
Someone needs to take one for the team and skeb fem-POV of just Champyon in a few positions.

I miss my WIFE!

>>15746188
much better

>>15746188
perfect

>>15746184
I'd really like to skeb champ POV of kiki riding/facesitting if I didn't hate spending money

>>15746188
Cute!

>>15746188
>pantsu

Just for (You)

Only Kiki
https://litter.catbox.moe/kgc3de.png

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https://litter.catbox.moe/eyd7sm.png

>>15746730
Based.

>>15745977
Not really, she could make degenerate jokes, but it doesn't mean she wants that stuff. You may have degenerate fantasies, but in reality you may only like to experience wholesome things.

>>15746833
I make degenerate jokes but all I want is to cuddle

>>15746881
Same bro, nothing is better than a good cuddle

>>15746881
I want to have playful and cute puppylove with my wife forever

>>15746691
perhaps it is best left in the IMAGINEation

>>15747204
perfecter

>>15747204
UOOOOH T u T

For Kiki, Champyons don't look. Also get to work on a better Champyon model especially the head.
https://files.catbox.moe/7b6e22.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ebcuah.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/d6ggo8.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/g4ovyc.jpg

>>15748532
that face is grotesque.

>>15748601
Agree, and the guy that made it admits it. I hope someone makes a better one. Kiki's model is almost perfect just needs tail, a little longer hair and sliiightly larger bum bum.

>>15748532
I know you are well intentioned anon, but.... this must be the creepiest thing I have ever seen in these threads and I know well this is a very bold statement considering all the shit that gets posted here.

>>15748723
I told you not to look.

>>15748532
that fucking face

>>15748532
the effort is well placed but holy shit that game engine is hamstringing you hard

>>15748532
Jesus Christ anon put a pair of shades of him or something.

>>15748841
>welcome home my kiki

>>15749047
i fucking laughed but good effort anon

>>15749666
great meme. Accurate meme.

>>15748868
I didn't make that model and I don't know shit about making them, but I did manage to put some shades on him
https://files.catbox.moe/bdx9bq.png

His hair still sucks tho and a bunny nose and mouth would make it cuter. Hope someone, perhaps the anon that made this guy, makes a new better one.

>>15749666
This meme hits a little close to home

>>15749666
Too relatable. Every morning after I get off work I like to pretend that Kiki is eagerly waiting for me at the door. Maybe I'll start leaving the daki in front of the door every night when I leave.

You look up towards the sky. The clouds form shapes as they pass. A bird, a cat, and a-a rabbit. You look beside you. Your wife is sleeping on you. Her head resting on your chest. She passed out while you were looking at the clouds go by. You gently lift her head and lay it on your lap. You take off your jacket folding it and placing under her as you get up.

Your body aches as you stand. You do some stretches before cracking your knuckles. "Crunchy husband." You turn around to see kiki sitting up, grass falls gently off of her clothes. You smile and kneel holding out your hand. She smiles and takes it, picking up your jacket as she stands.

"Sorry for waking you." You say hanging your head. She lifts your head up and kisses your cheek. Her lips are warm.

"It's ogey. I'm sorry for falling asleep on you."

You chuckle. "It's a husband's job to be his wifes pillow." Yiu say standing confidently like a superhero. She starts laughing at your pose as you flex your arm. You laugh with her. You pull each other close and kiss. You stood there for what feels like minutes, but you would have loved to stay like that for years.

She pulls away and grabs your hand. She leads you deep into the ooen field. "Where are we goi-" She hushes you with a finger.

"I usually see deer out here." She says. You look at her shocked. You've never seen deer in this field and your kitchen window was aimed at it. Finally she reaches her destination. She kneels down behind a bush. You follow. "Look." She says her eyes gleemingnin the sunlight passing thriugh the leaves of the trees.

You look through the trees and there you see it. Three deer. A buck, doe, and a littke fawn all grazing in the tall grass. You smile seeing such a happy sight. It was like a painting you'd see in an old persons home. You look at Kiki, a smile has formed on her face. Her ears flop with joy. You lean over to her, but accidentally break a twig. The buck looks towards you, it moves closer. It's body language is that of a father readyxto fight for his family. You grab kiki and back up slowly. Upon seeing you both the small group takes off deeper into the woods.

"I-I'm sorry Kiki. I scared them off." You look at her only to see her jumping with joy.

"PRRRRR! Those were deer! Deer!" She yells out in utter happiness. You smiles. "Did you see the baby? Did you see it?" You nod. "It was so cute!" She screams stomping in place.

"It was." You say happy that she's happy. She jumps onto you forcing you to the ground. She peppers your face with kisses. You grin and hug her tightly. She places her hands on your face and kisses your lips passionately. Vanilla, your favorite type of kisses.

"Thank you for coming with me to the field."

"Anytime. I love you." You say placing a kiss on her cheek. She smiles warmly.

"I love you too, my champyon."

>>15751596
Oh, thats nice and cute. Good job. I'd love to go relax and have fun in nature with Kiki.

one last bunday post, goodnight champyons

>feel sad
>look at pic related
>don’t feel sad anymore
Thanks Kiki!

migrate at your own leisure
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>>15754847
>>15754847