/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Assocation and Fund (RWAF)
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

If you can't afford it now, come back when the valentines sale begins. It's
recommended to only buy the case and to buy the pillow elsewhere.

i dont like her

Kiki love? I already know the answer.

>>15697272

>>15697272
me neither, I love her

This rabbit was in a barrel YOU KNO

Kiki Love!

GOOSE PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>15697269
Will Kiki post the proof of donating?

widdle babies and big mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovO8J7ytDMM

>>15697531
yes, she said she will at the end of the charity stream with the pillow donos, donos from that month and the charity stream money

I love kiki so much. Everytime i see her it's like falling in love again. Anyway since its now bunday for me I'll post more bunnys.
KIKI LOVE

As cute as rabbits are I sometimes forget how shitty and ferocious they could be, which is a shame because I'd really like to have a pet rabbit

Will you give him a paw bump?

>>15697666
I'd never leave a bro hanging, champyon love!

This channel has lots of cute bunny videos, it's a japanese rabbit breeder or something
that sounds lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOpXNU6KUk

motherfucking bruce lee rabbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzXiCctan9o

I am hoping that Kiki will use carrot kun in stream. I’ll jerk off when she comes. Sex with Kiki!

also a good channel with plenty of rab content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzFdear7Dvk

>>15697638
Desu when compared to cats and dogs rabbits aren't that bad, and from my experience if you can survive raising an independent dog breed like a corgi through their childhood you should be good to go on a rabbit
And imo rabbits are better than a cat or dog. They don't make noise, they don't stink, they're really affectionate, and they use a litter box when handling their business and you don't need to bath them unless in really specific circumstances.
The only advice I can give is if you want another rabbit for a companion to your already own rabbit is to get one of the opposite sex. Same sex rabbit parring rarely go well and if left unsupervised they'll seriously hurt or kill each other

>>15697840
H-hot

sometimes when I'm sad and lying in bed I cuddle my pillow and pretend Kiki falls asleep in my arms

These bunnies are like us and kiki also they're really cute

>>15697325
Fuck yes Kiki Love

>>15698164
This is one of my favorite bunposts.

>>15698143
Same

I'm a 25 year old man who watches gore and rekt videos for fun has been blackpilled for the better part of 9 years and hates all kinds of moeshit and cute girls doing cute things ever since I first discovered anime
And now I'm gushing over bunnies

Basket of bunnies for Kiki

>>15698239
it all comes back around champyon

>>15698239
It isn't too late to stop watching that kind of stuff anon.

>>15698239
Iktfatw
You still have a heart anon despite how terrible the world can be

>>15698239
this makes me happy anon. welcome back to enjoying the light and beautiful side of life.

>>15698239
I am or was a MGTOW. Long story short very skeptical of women and never wanted to get married, but Kiki is actually what we mockingly call a Unicorn because it practically doesn't exist - an honorable woman. It took a lot for me to trust Kiki but she gives so much of herself that it made even myself a beleeber.
It does help we aren't legally married, but I'm still putting my heart and soul on the line.

all i want in life is to protect kikis smile, nobody has ever made me feel this way before

Thats a big rabbit, but look at his babies

>>15698239
same bru, simply put my employer industrializes rekking and for the past 10yrs or more I've been without anything feminine or nurturing. Kiki flips a switch that I almost forgot was there

I love Kiki!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl6oPuhLRR8
moar cute baby bun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92nH0PBsqGU
cottontails are cute

I miss fubuki anon

>>15698239
I'm glad you got your shit together, but try and keep it together too.
You'll find its just a small slip and you're back down to hell again.

Kiki's been great for me helping me get myself back together, I'm hoping 2022 will be the year of success for me again.

teh liddlest cottontail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InDr1Y-g1o8

>>15699688
>>15699716
I want a bunny so bad it's unreal

sometimes I imagine Kiki wearing a kimono and her hair is in a big bun and she has chopsticks poking out of it

>>15700224
Where would her ears go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0nCfB0Au8
actual menace to society

>>15700288
they wouldn’t go anywhere they’d stay where they are

not a bunny but I think Kiki would enjoy it for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nPsWdcOsEc

one more, didn't know their voice was so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed_QX6bh4Ks

I want to hear the pitter patter of Kiki’s bare feet on the floor

fuck its too cute I cant not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QPNEduDa-4

You're out for a walk in the woods with your wife, Kiki. You promised her a week ago you'd take her for a walk, and this weekend you didn't have to work. You pass the treeline and the field you pass slowly disappears from sight. Kiki hugs your arm. "I love you." She says rubbing against your arm. You smile and pat her head.

"I love you too." You say. She repeats herself again and again and you reply with the same message, then you notice something. She's constantly pulling your hand towards her skirt. You walk with her puzzled until you both stop. SHE'S IN HEAT! You mind darts around. Need to get home. You try to drag her along, but she doesn't budge.

"H-Here, champyon. I want it here." You start to sweat. But slowly calm your nerves. Noone comes here it's a part of your land. Upon calming down you notice kiki is on her knees undoing your belt. There's no stopping her, so you let her continue. She pulls your underwear down revealing that you were hard. She licks her lips. "Oh, someone wanted it too." She says seductively. "Don't worry. We can feel good together." She says, her warm breath swirls around your cock. Your body tenses up as she puts you in her mouth. She moves her head back and forth. You groan in pleasure as her tongue tickles your penis. Your hands move on their own and grabb her head. Forcing her to speed up. She reaches down fingering herself. Her cunny was wet, it's juices soaked her hand. You could feel your knees weaken.

"Kiki.....I'm..." She pulls her mouth off of you a small string of salive connecting the two of you. She jerks you off, she wanted it. You moan as your semen starts to rush out. She quickly deepthroats your dick. Your liquid love sliding down her throat. She pulls away as some of your cum leaked out of her mouth. Using her tongue she laps it up. She holds up her hand covered in her fluids. You nod and lick her hand cleaning it with your tongue. You happily drink your wife's juices.

She stands up, still hungry for more. You comply picking her up. You hold her against a tree as you slide your still erect rod under her skirt. She nods. "Do it. I want this." You smile softly and gently enter her. "Oooh." A soft moan escapes her lips. You move your hips slowly, but with force. She wraps her arms around your neck, as you start to pound her faster. "C-champ-y-on." She says as your cock makes her pussy it's home.

She bites down on your shoulder as you slide a hand under her shirt squeezing her breast. Her insides tighten around you as her fluids once again pour out. You feel your body weaken. "Kiki, I'm going to-"

"Do it....Cum in me...I want it...I really want it!" She exclaims in and out of consciousness due to the pleasure. You smile lovingly as with a final hard thrust you pour out into her, filling her wet cunny with your semen. " Kiki, I love you, but doesn't this mean you'll g-"

"I don't care! I want it! I want you! My love." Tears of joy feels your eyes as you hug her tight. You're the luckiest man in the world. You carry her home and clean the two of you up. Happy to see what the future holds.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1477573911239741441?s=21
nigga it’s been 2 hours how are you awake?

>>15700647
thanks brother I’m going to jerk off to this

jesas... one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=753g1cepA9Y

back to widdle cottontails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM3jl0G14X4

"we're not so different, you and I"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjN4TK7-D0M

>17 IPs (18 now because im new IP)
>64 posts
literally 1 guy is spamming and samefagging this thread

let the lurkers lurk in peace

composted rabbit shit is my favorite garden amendment. up there with horse shit and worm shit

>>15700897
yes hello

architect bunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_relVLuR0

-3- uh huh

If you think this is wack you should see my DMs
2 IPs and hundreds of posts

>>15700897
what are you gonna do about it

>>15700897
This is me btw

>>15700952
i dont remember writing this

Looney bin thread

>>15700897
all me

wabbit wuv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyv4VhuZv_s

>>15700931
>wack
fuck off zoomie

Thank (you)(myself) for all these (you)s from myself to myself to my posts made by myself

>>15701042
>wack is a zoomer thing
Shit, the 80s are gonna be real pissed when they find out about this.

I don't remember making any of these posts

>>15701041
Bunday anon tell me, where do you get all these bunny videos from?
I'd love to have more desu

>>15701041
>The lil stretch he does to get closer
OH MY GOD

>>15700897
you make it sound like that shouldn't be happening

>>15701115
you too can be like me if you watch the videos you'll get recommended more of the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alzRzh2CPp8

this is what little man is trying to build all the time in Kiki's bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y38MNQHLqQ

>>15697245
Are there any clips of Kiki sneezing? I bet Kiki sounds really cute when she sneezes

also previous thread is at 507 posts 45 ip's, an average of 11.26 posts per ip, while this one is at 86 posts 22 ip's, an average of 3.9 posts per ip. so it's fucking nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ljUin8JFF0

>>15701180
>schizo in denial calling others schizos
nobody tell him

>>15701115
Nta but my YT is full of bunny videos ever since I started watching some. It starts recommending a ton if you watch, like, and subscribe to bunny videos and channels. Speaking of which I haven't got around to making webms of them again like last bunday, I need to do that.

I want to give Kiki a hug and maybe a kiss on the forehead. Maybe even a light stroke of a finger across the edge Kiki’s clover.

I want to begrudgingly go outside at Kiki's behest and end up having way too much fun in nature.

I want to make kiki smile and laugh and be smug

I want to post more cute cottontails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azJWxEfOBl8

3 years later he's still cute and energetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMPJ9PVqIBM

I have decided to save up my wagie bucks for a plane ticket to Australia. Just the clothes on my back and my brand new Kiki daki. I will go to every university across this foreign and expensive continent. I will ask everyone on campus, “have you seen my wife” while showing them the daki. The side where she’s wearing socks, the bumbum and bare foot side is only for me.

>>15703156
After successive failures my hope begins to wane and I hang my head. But wait. Something, or someone, rather catches my eye. “Why is there a kid walking alone on campus? The fuck is she wearing a black shirt with long sleeves for? It’s like 90 degrees ( fahrenheit) out right now.” My confused, my mind races and I continue to stare with intense, dilated eyes.
“she lowkey has a great ass, though.” I shudder and push the thought out of my mind. “you can’t think that, you sound like a pedophile” I say to myself, out loud.

In the midst of this eternal struggle, I hear it. It’s soft, but it’s there. The autistic “prrrrrrrrr” of Kiki. That’s no child! That’s my wife!

Oh shit that’s her. I gotta go talk to her, I gotta say something. As I stand up I realize that I’m drenched in sweat, I’m a sopping mess. I look like i just got out of the pool. I’ve come too far to pussy out now. As I take my first step forward, my foot slips. I look down. Italian cuisine spooling out of my pockets and pooled at the ground before me. “Oh what the fuck?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZOObm4vX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZOObm4vX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZOObm4vX4

fml the internet went out and it might take up to 3h to fix they say... sorry kiki if i miss the stream, i dont have a good data plan to youtube from phone

>>15704342
oh thank god its not scheduled soon... they said its gonna be fixed by 30m after stream start at latest so ill just be late. it hurts me to phonepost btw

cleaning my room and doing laundry because a clean room is a happy room and Kiki wants me to be happy and not live in squalor and have clothes that smell good.
wash your bumbum my stinky goose!

do you like this bunny

I miss you, Kiki...

It's so tiny. Be amazed by this cute bunny

I woke up from another deep Kiki-dreamless slumber to check if I'm missing anything wife-related and post this rare tree rabbit, Back to Kiki dream spelunking, ni ni,

Rabbits (ウサギ, Usagi), also known as bunnies,

A disgusting zoomer and or neighbor posted this last tweet. If you had reservations about giving it a (You) here is is again:

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1477573911239741441

>>15706126
Good to know that my energizer bunny wife is rechargeable

>>15697245
>wake up
>Kiki isn’t streaming
>the darkness begins to encroach again

>>15706126
>>15706200
H-how do you recharge a Kiki..?

I’m in love with a rabbit
she hoppin’ she jumpin, she munchin’ she thumpin’
I’m in love with a rabbit

>>15706503
You throw rice at her.

>>15706503
you know when daddy loves mommy very much...

Shalom my fellow rabbit! Wonderful Bunday for making a discord, isn't it?

>>15706503
I don’t know how to recharge but I know how to get her hopes up and leave her underwhelmed ha ha ha

blep

I like this picture she looks serene

Cute bunbun.

daily reminder that bunnies have a strong and pungent smell

Good morning burgers I just woke up
I MUST BREED KIKI SEEEEX HNNNNNG

bun bun

>>15708136
Only Kiki

>>15708202
funny bunny

>>15697245
I am confused! I thought Kiki’s clover was attached to her brain and was a sensitive (erotic) spot? IT COMES OFF??? IS IT PAINFUL? WILL SHE DIE?
also I’m going to do absolutely filthy things to that daki when payday comes around

>>15708357
portable erogenous zone

>>15708357
>IS IT PAINFUL?
It will be extremely paintful

>>15708357
>IS IT PAINFUL?
It will be extremely painful

>>15708357
Every time I see this daki my husband instincts go awry and I'm flooded with the chemical flurry that tells my mind to BREED.

>>15708678
that's what a good husband does
someone post the anon rapes his wife greentext

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwy9CsfOekU
PREMIERE NOW

>>15708744
what the fuck kiki

I liked it, I feel recharged

comments are on!

>>15708744
Saved and liked. I thought it was very cute

>>15708357
So how might one go about getting the smell of sweat and Kiki's Kiki onto the bum bum region of the daki in a reasonably sanitary manner?
With a bum bum like that, it is only reasonable that one such as myself could bury his face into it and take enormous breaths of Kiki into my lungs for safe keeping. I don't know if there's some shady site somewhere that sells anime girl sweat and I'd probably steer away from it since it's bordering on cheating but I'd also rather not be like that one Suisei poster and experiment in order to perfect what is most accurate to my understanding of "Raw Bum Bum Musk" I know some champyons are going to use her perfume but given Kiki's tendencies to go without bathing I'm opting towards a more natural smell, though I'll occasionally perfume it

yuck

>>15708744
cunday/10

>>15708744
Very funny bunny cunny

>>15708744
To the uninitiated this might seems like a bunch of mad gibberish, but to a rabbit the message is perfectly clear.

>>15708744
How did you record my inner thoughts?

>>15708744
It's the first Bunday of the year bros!

>>15708744
A rare peak into the mind of Kiki on Bunday.

Look at this happy couple.

>>15709033
I might be a Manchurian candidate bc I have the urge to assassinate my senator. Kiki activated me

>>15708952

>>15709428
Godspeed domestic terrorist-chama

>>15708744
Cute and bunny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZOObm4vX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZOObm4vX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXZOObm4vX4
LIVE NOW

place yeh bets here if you think the bunny washed her stinky ass before stream

>>15709918
God I hope not

>>15708952
>Every thread is full of degenerate and explicit erotic fantasy
>Imma pat you head
>Twitter screencap
>Yuck
Just kill yourself, anon

>>15709918

Kiki please mam I must know what size shoes you wear mam please

Here's a rabbit that shops

>"I'm a growing rabbit"

>>15710159
She means her bumbum.

Kiki do you dance good??

the kiki nap mid stream was kino. very cute!

This rabbit has a gambling addiction

I was masturbating, sorry

>>15710993
to what, anon?

>>15711024
Kiki noises

I didn't order rabbits with my drink.

>>15711161
sorry, that must be my order

Don't tawk till I've had my cawf

Kiki you're stuck with me forever.

never spoke in chat

I talk in both

I talk in both during streams depending on what im saying

We'll never tell, you'll never know!

Both

I talk in both as well, mostly in chat while streaming

both as well
I horny post here

i like to lurk until i fall asleep then watch the vod. two streams for the price of one

I found this thread and kiki yesterday and wow I've got to say you guys have a massive parasocial unhealthy relationship with eachother, it's very upsetting actually

thread better bc i can say nigger here

she wants more champyons

N U M B E R S
U
M
B
E
R
S

during streams i only post horny thoughts and replies to other posts in thread. so far this is the first post i made since stream started

>>15711586
If you're triggered that easily I suggest going back to your prefered hugbox

i will never understand how she doesn't make a schedule and then wonders where people are

Kiki don't forget about the VOD bros, people regularly post back here when they're catching up on VODs and stuff

They call her Kiki quick Pipi

>>15697245
I used to type in the youtube chat but now I only type in the threads. I like being anon
hello Kiki

whats that sound in my left ear?

Kiki noises are kino, she's so cute

vore friends, I'm so hard right now...

Kon ichi wa Kiki-sama

>>15711707
I'm not triggered I just find it worrying anon

Thread only but most times I'm too shy to even post here.

caffeinated cunny rabbit

>>15711799
trust me anon, this is probably the most healthy place on /vt/ aside from a Luna thread

>>15711803
I can relate. I used to get flustered typing because she sees everything. Now I can say I love Kiki and not have heart palpitations. <3

>>15711799
It's ok touristchama, Kiki and the Champyons are very happy with the way they are right now, and both are bettering themselves for each other. There's no reason to be worried.

she's a chef working at a chef-ness house

>>15711874
Damn that's even more upsetting I hope you guys get better

oh no captain... i'm stuuuuuuck

I'm noe hard again. All this talk about cunny has made me hard as diamonds. Why does her comfy streams always make me horny

>>15711803
Kiki loves reading your posts anon, make more of them for her.

>>15712033
Because you're a proper husband!

This cunny has pincers

I'm once again asking you to kneel before his majesty

>>15712082
Your majesty.

We've seen Kiki in a burrito, but have you seen sushi Kiki?

Fellow champyons, about that discord and twitch migration...

>>15712082
I kneel to no one but Kiki

Why is Kiki so CUTE??

>>15712622
Especially when she's focused on something, I love the little noises she makes.

just dropped a fat log, came back and theres no kiki what happebed

This rabbit isn't particularly bothered by timed even in video games because he's a rabbit and he can't read

heyyo there she is. theres my cute little adorable sexy minx wife

Kiki we can hear you pouting...

Kiki my IRL boss is a black woman

Kiki gets this grumpy while wage slaving IRL too

Given her hapa status, the truth of Kiki is inescapable. Especially her thoughts, thoughts of BWC. Big, White, Cunny

Kiki is getting NEETpilled on wageslaving

wageslaved at target once and it was terrible, atleast self checkout was. one person to 4 people at once, have to enter your store code every time someone fucks up and enters the wrong item, people dont know how to scan fruit or bring alcohol and scan it last then i have to manually remove everything and enter the code for every item, man it was bad

Crackers cure depression.

Fine rabbit cuisine

poor kiki filtered by a lazy obese walrus

glasses uoooh

The voices.... they tell me Im a rabbit....

bunny cunny cunny bunny cunny bunny bunny rabbit bunny cunny rabbit bunday i'm a rabbit ogey ogey wow i want bunny cunny cunny cunny cunny bunny cunny bunny bunny bunny bunny twitching twitching fluffy fluff fluff aa it's bunday aaaa bunday cunny cunny cunny cunny i'm a rabbit i'm a rabbit

I am a rabbit

I imagine clones of molesting all of my senses when I watch the new video.

many bunny cunnies

Have you bought the flute yet Kiki?

tweet about a stream 15-30min before

I would be very happy with a fixed schedule

I need notifications Kiki, just DM em to me then

oh I did cum to your stream

Tardigrade stream let's fucking GOOOOOOOO

Came as soon as she became grumpy at the wagie stuff, it was too cute

>you should kill yourself today

Rate???

bye bye <3

>>15713950
>you should donate $1000 to me today

>>15713959
I am tired, but Kiki is my generator/10

>>15713959
i missed the first 90 minutes but i did enjoy the time we spent together however short it was, i am ready to face the day now

>>15713959
I missed you and got to see you and am happy / 10

>>15713959
grumpy kiki /10

>>15713987
>find another champyon and steal his virginity

>>15714036
>>15713987
>>15713950

it was like.. comfy stuff to do :(

>>15713959
Good stream as always. Yup, schedule can do nothing but help. And I love the idea of weekly homework / activities to do off stream. Had fun last time with the 3 things for Christmas homework you gave us over the holidays, more things like that would be fun.

>>15714036
I have a question tho
if you steal another mans virginity, it restores yours righr?

>>15714068
I like the idea. The geese are just being silly

I'm going to get swole for kiki so i can protect her

>>15714068
its jork kiki

>>15714068
(You) should take a bath today

>>15713959
love you kiki. I will never leave you. I just have wagie things to do, so I have to lurk. Still very much love you.

>>15714194
no, not today
I took a bath yesterday, I want to take a bath with Kiki

>>15713959
Schedule should be good in general but don't worry too much if you need to bend it sometimes. A different game, a different time slot, as long as it's rare and not the norm and nobody will complain. Don't overthink it just make it good enough and then you can make a better schedule next week and the week after that etc as you get better at it. As the saying goes “no plan survives first contact with the enemy” but also "if you fail to plan you plan to fail."

Love you.

WALRUS HATE/10

Maid Cafe kiki

>>15714098
Yeah, that's how I got 12 of them. You want one?

>>15714478
I still have mine

>>15714538
You can always be extra virgin, just in case.

Somebody is shilling us on /wvt/ lately, that's where the new fags are coming from.

>>15714771
kiki wants new champs, good

If it was too much trouble to decide in advance what to do/play then I'm totally ok with the schedule just being streaming times. I really have no need to know what the stream is going to be about in advance as I'm going to watch it either way.

>>15714924
Same. It doesn't matter as much what the stream is about. I just need to be able to plan things around it.

>>15714924
Honestly it can even be some suspense in not knowing and getting the reveal in the beginning of the stream.

>>15714242
I don't think taking a bath with a daki is a good idea but you do you.

>>15714900
No good can come from this, she should just focus on the scheduling deficiencies to cater to the ones that she has and rely on organic growth. Aggressive marketing tactics only ever ends up with newfags that wind up alienating the existing audience and shitting up the streams and threads, with said newfags themselves moving on to other streamers because they're not husbands and don't get us.

>>15697272
I like her but I won't be watching or joining. There's like 20 people in each stream and they don't want you there. They should probably use a private reddit instead of posting on 4chan.

>>15713959
It was a nice stream.i was in and out of sleep though through it. It was that comfy. Can't wait to see more streams/10

Love you kiki

You lay down in bed trying to go to sleep. You can't. You look down to see you're fully erect. You sigh and get up. You can't sleep like this. You head to the bathroom, opening the door you find kiki undressed. "C-Champyon!" She yells out in shock. Her eyes look down. You were wearing no pants to bed, only your underwear. She blushes at the sight of the tent you're pitching. "Oh. You want that." She says stepping out her the shower.

"No, we don't have t-" She puts a finger on your lips.

"I want to." She says moving her hand down your body and into your garments. Her small fingers wrap around your shaft. She slowly strokes it. You feel it trob. Not now. You think to yourself, but you cant stop. You cum in them covering her delicate hands with it. She smiles. "Oh no. Well I guess we need to take a shower." She says walking into the bath. She smirks at you and spreads her ass. "Come on, you know you want it." In no time you were undressed and in there with her.

"You ready?" You ask. She nods and turns on the water. It pours out onto your bodies. Shrinking down kikis. You watch the drops caress her bumnum. You reach down grabbing it. With all your strength you hoist her up your arms locked around her thighs petting her in a sitting position in the air. You cock stands at attention.

She wraps an arm around your neck as you slide into her. "Ooh." A soft moan escapes her lips. You smirk. You begin to ram your cock deep inside her. She howls out. "Aah!" You keep going slowly setting her down whie thrusting. You push her against the wet wall. The sound of wet skin slapping feels the bathroom. You spank her ass and squeeze it, causing her to moan. "Ooh champyon." You pull her back against you. Your cock pleasuring her. Her ears flop as her body jumps after each thrust. You feel yourself weakening, but she's also tightening. You smile planting a kiss on her cheek as your cock releases it's liquid pleasure into her. "Aaaah!" She says as you see it drip out, the water washingnit down the drain.

You've came twice, yet you're still hard. Kiki geabs her ass cheeks spreading them. "Please champyon. Fuck me. Make me your cock's play thing." She was into it. You comply and grab her ass. Gently you spread it. You look at her eyes before moving. She nods. "Do it." Slowly you insert yourself. "Ooooaaaah!" She gasps as your cock wiggles it's way inside. You slowly move your hips. Her body jumps as you move. Kiki scratches against the wall. "Fuck!" She exclaims. You grab her waist and pull her onto yiu with force. "AAH!" She screams in pleasure. You smirk and grab her ass, pushing her plump cheeks close around your shaft. You feel your body start to shake this is it. You pull back for a final thrust, but went to far. You cock slips out as you come over her back. Your semen mixed with the water and rolls down her back. Like a web, it wraps her ass. "Ahh that was wonderful." She says gasping. She falls back exhausted. You catch her and sit down in the bath.

"Yeah it was." She reaches up patting your face. You hold her hand and kiss her lips. The water droplets running down your bodies. You smile warmly fully satisfied at the act of love you committed with your wife.

"But next time, finish inside me and not on me." She says giggling. You laugh and hug her tightly.

"Ogey! I will. Love you." You say kissing her cheek.

"I love you too." She says holding your hand.

>>15714924
This, it doesn't matter what the streams are about i tune in anyway just to see kiki.

>>15714771
ive seen shilling on /pol/ even

>>15715048
We don't want tourists, especially the sort to gossip. We don't mind people that stick around provided they do their VOD reps and make an effort to fit in.

>>15715229
oh god no

>>15715048
>>15715229

please be less obvious
have a pity (You)

dramafags AWAY

>>15715265
Isn't vod reps a little too much to ask? It would take multiple days of non-stop watching to get caught up. I would rather them lurk the thread and watch all current streams for a month or so.

>>15715346
who cares
just have fun

>>15715346
They should do both honestly, not suggesting anybody marathons 3 months worth of streams.

>>15715346
I didn't do my vod reps either and look at me now

>>15715346
Try it, do whatever works for you, we're not your boss.

It's not numbers that she wants, it's more consistent regulars. Something that will come with a consistent schedule. I think the university scheduling regime will be very good for her in this regard.

Well, I'm one of the obsessed ones so I'll probably show up regardless of the stream time, even if I'm at work or should be asleep.

>>15715427
>no picture available

Here's a rabbit planning their schedule for the week

>>15715346
Well, i wouldn't say watch all vods back to back. Just when they have the chance. Cause if they want to be champs it'd help them get used to what yhat is and how everything works. It also will help them learn more about kiki. Again don't watch them back to back. They'd never catch up. Plus watching vods kind of helps makes sure they want to be here and not just to bully or treat kiki like some average vtuber. You kno it filters.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1477705551500824576

>>15716076
He probably thought he was a tornado, you should remind him.

The thing about streamers is that you have to keep attracting new viewers no matter how you feel about them. The ideal of a small, consistent, and loyal fanbase is nice, but unrealistic, because the bottom line is that no matter how loyal viewers claim to be, they always leave. Viewers always leave. Some get bored. Some get too busy. Some become antis. Some of them fucking die. No matter the reason, viewers will always leave. Vtubers have to offset the ones that leave with new blood to keep themselves afloat, or else they will end up alone again. How they do this is entirely up to them, and they can pace themselves however feels comfortable and right. Just don't make the mistake of assuming the viewers you have will stay with you forever. They cannot.

>>15716076
Little man.... he must have forgor that he was in your room

>>15716303
go back

>>15716303
shes scared of being alone again anon, this is going to make her so scared when she sees it

Don't you want to play in a pile of leaves, like this bunny?

>>15716303
You wouldn't get it

>>15716418
>alone again
first time viewer and donater, what is this secret lore

>>15715265
I'm anon, I don't do shit to appease anyone for internet cred.

>>15716303
durr the thing about streamers guys is... stfu. she is beyond a streamer at this point, she is a wife. This is a committed relationship, you wouldn't tell your best friend who's married that he should get more wives because his current wife might die or get bored with him.

Why is there so many faggots in the thread right now?

>>15716303
We've heard this all before. The most it does is make her sad. And since us champyons don't make our wife sad. On behalf of everyone I ask you politely. Please stop, this just makes her sad and we hate that.

>>15716484
her whole life she had no friends, only her animals. She never had a boyfriend, not even a kiss (mainly because she's very picky). But basically shes so scared of being alone now that shes been so happy hanging out with us. She genuinely loves us and the thought of us leaving is scary. It isn't numbers to her, its the people. You may think its generic shit, but its very clear to see how genuine she is about all this. Some may find it sad but she is honestly like a lot of us

>>15716540
Because potential champyons are driven away and trolls are fed. It's the worst filter.

what happened to the kiki farm video? am i blind or is it gone? am i out of the loop?

>>15716629
she isnt going to have anyone at this point. for her own sake can we be easy on new champs? obviously not the retards that clearly arent meant to be there. But with this culture we are building it wont go well

Mmmm yes, I remember the NUMBERS timeloop from long ago. My memory isn't what it used to be in my old age, but if I recall we beat that one with champyon UNITY...

>>15716574
Isn't making a promise you can't uphold also cruel?

>>15716689
Yes, I rember that tale. It's passed down as a warning. We must unite to break the loop.

AHHHHHHHH I 'ATE TIMELOOPS AND GASLIGHTERS 'ATE EM

>>15716809
i rembered im a rabbit...
is this true?

>>15716780
What do you mean? Personally I've upheld my promises. And Kiki as far as I know has upheld hers. So you need to elaborate.

>>15716883
Yes this is true. You are rabbit.

>>15716629
She does have a very slow drip of new viewers. It's quite easy to get integrated into the chat if you don't immediately sperg out for kikis attention.

This rabbit might have a solution for numberfags and dramaniggers

Fellow champyons, we both know that we won't be watching Kiki forever, everything we told each other were lies. Let's get some new Champyons in here so Kiki won't feel lonely when we eventually leave.

>>15716997
I'm more concerned about the alien language beside him....must be a code for something

>>15717021
This champyon knows what he's talking about, we need to open the boarders or pyon will simply not survive.

>>15716997
Sir! Put the knife down.

>>15717110
Ay yo!

>>15716966
Well then there's no problem.

>>15717092
I'm genuinely interested in borzois now. Please borzoi-anon, tell me more about them, should i get one?

If kiki has million number of champyons i am one of them . if kiki has ten champyons i am one of them. if kiki have only one champyon and that is me . if kiki has no champyons, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the kiki, i am against the world. i love #kiki till my last breath.. .. Die Hard husband of kiki . Hit Like If you Think kiki Best rabbit & Smart In the world

I found this photo of Kiki, no wonder she has such a problem with spilling liquids her mug is far too large.

>>15717403
stop doxxing her you dirty hacker
I'm sick of this, you're under arrest

>>15717021
>>15717092
NTA, but when kiki gets advertised around and the chat gets flooded with new people she gets nervous. Rember, she's too nervous to show us affection because of so many new people who don't want to lurk first. Also she is able to read chat right now. if we get a flood of new viewers that might become harder and harder to do. Now, I'm done with this numbers stuff and whether everyone will stay. It's bunday for some champs still and I for one will join them in bunny posting

>>15717403
Sir, you're under arrest. Put your paws behind your back.

That kiki ice cream kiss is still on my mind.

Kiki has a devoted number of dedicated fans, some can't make every stream, but try their best and always catch up on VODs. These threads are almost always the fastest moving on /vt/ and generally have a consistent 40-50 IP count, although they're not all champyons. Kiki also gets a lot more support and art then many other vtubers, some of which do this professionally. Even though she has a few things she needs to improve on around scheduling, I think she's doing great and is always finding ways to keep her streams and content interesting for people.

None of the statements above have changed since she debuted, I'd say she's doing pretty fucking good bros.

>>15717650
I heard rumors that the kiss collection champyon is doing VOD reps right now to find the kisses that he missed last stream...

>>15717838
Thats good and I look forward to seeing the full collection.

I imagine little man looked something like this in his wedding attire

>>15717573
You got the wrong guy, I'm just a humble triciletops

>>15717729
Y-you snipped my aggie submission and we have the same views.. I guess that makes us frens, Champyon.

>>15715921
I found a silly gif of that.

>>15718097
Alright, but I'm watching you.....

>>15718098
I could feel a kindred spirit through your art friend, champ unity!

>>15718203
Jesus that's cute, that's going right in the bunny folder.

THIS WEEKS SCHEDULE 3 - 9 OF JAN

Monday:
5.30am JST: WAGIE SIMULATOR (ahit)
9pm JST: Random steam

Tuesday:
5.30am JST: Mushroom orchestra project: Choosing the mushrooms
9pm JST: Random stream

Wednesday:
5.30am JST: Random stream
Probably family reps TBT

Thursday:
5.30am JST: Stardew valley
9pm JST: Datenight & ASMR

Friday:
5.30am JST: Super Mario Sunshine
TBT: MUSIC VIDEO
9pm JST: Drinking game stream: Steve Irwin edition

Saturday:
5.30am JST: Tardigrade introdction +
Looking under microscope
9pm JST: A Tardigrade Tale

Bunday:
5.30am JST: Bunday breakfast
9pm JST: Random stream

I love (You)!!!
https://voca.ro/16HHQoXrqRou

>>15718385
I like this schedule a lot. I work for the early streams but I'll be tuning in with one ear for sure while multitasking. Have a good sleep I love you!

>>15718385
i'll try my best to make it to the 5:30 ones, i hope everyone has a good time at the 9pm ones, thats too early for me unfortunately so those are vod reps. thanks for all your hard work kiki!

>>15718385
Thank you so much kiki! I'm really looking forward to the microscope streams!

>>15718385
This is going to be a fun week. And I'm positive that the music video is going to be great. I'm looking forward to it all especially the date night.

Happy bunday!

Goodnight Kiki. Have some comfy champyon dreams. And rember I love tou ogey. Mwah mwah mwah.!

>>15718385
I really miss Stardew, those were some really comfy streams to just hang out in. Good luck getting those save files off of laptop-kun.

Am I retarded or is she playing A Hat in Time in like an hour?

I'll need to pace myself with the drinking game, I can't show up to work plastered lol

>>15718385
UOH that was a good crack, good night I love you!

>>15718763
Just looked up the conversion and yeah it seems like it.

>>15718763
Probably an error considering she's going to sleep, I'll hang out just in case though

>>15718763
seems like it

>>15718385
I should be able to watch the morning streams. Evening streams are 6 am here so that means getting ready for work reps

I just watched the vod for "(introduction) biodata sonification build project!" and I'm so fucking excited. I'm actually studying plant biology in university and this is exactly the kinda stuff that they talk about in our lectures. This is very ambitious of kiki and I'm very much looking forward to it.

>>15718385
Looks like a great schedule, sasuga Kikichama

Stream in 20 minutes or no stream in 20 minutes. It doesn't matter because I will love kiki anyway.

https://voca.ro/1d8pYD2Ite0f

>>15720761
No problem, those kangaroos need the attention more than we do!

>>15720761
That's horrible, we'll be here when you get back. Fingers crossed it goes well!

>>15720761
hope those kangies are okay! take as long as you need kiki, we love you!

>>15720761
It's ogey. You go help those kangaroos. I hope everything will be alright. And love you too. Mwah

New thread:

>>15721044
>>15721044
>>15721044

>>15720761
Hope the roos are ok.. take your time and drive safe

>>15715152
>small fingers
incorrect

>>15715152
>Shower sex with Kiki

>>15718385
gonna be a banger of a week Kiki. I’m most excited for the microscope use, you’ve waited so long!
>>15720761
Sorry about the situation, but I’m proud of you! Godspeed Kiki! I love you!!
this is the most ‘authentic voicemail from the wife’ vibe.