/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my money and penis

No one understands Noraneko.

post the streamable

it was so fucking hot, hearing her ass splurting and her embarrassed panicking
im gonna fap to it again

the cat does what she pleases

She also streamed herself singing nyancat for 14 hours because she wasn't invited to the nyancat Nijisanji cover.

https://youtu.be/cnWV74bdjws
https://youtu.be/3C2yoy_wTr8

I'm not shitposting or tying to be a hater here bros but this kinda turned me off of the entire company

>>15698639
Faker

>>15698639
mental illness
stray cat is genuinely fucked up, but in a funny way rather than a dangerous way

>>15698639
honestly, i think the idea made her extremely horny or aroused mentally
just the idea she's trying to take a shit and the audio can heard by thousands upon thousands
the embarrassment probably worked up a nice horny panic within her
but then she got to point B and did it and Tamaki rarely pulls out of a plan unless it goes astray (like getting pulled over by the cops on her bike while streaming)

>>15699325
Imagine getting filtered from an entire roster because of one brapping cat
Major NPC mentality

>>15698639
Creative freedom

>>15699575
god i wonder if she was touching herself on the toilet

>>15698639
If i remember correctly, she hasn't shit in a long time and that shit is hard to push out. so she made a stream until it comes out.

>>15699575
>like getting pulled over by the cops on her bike while streaming
link to stream?

>>15699325
Think about it this way. Hololive can't keep their people in line and they have like a third of the talents. Imagine how hard it is to police that many nijis.

>>15699803
Yeah I can see that. Like I said, it just turned me off, didn't make me discount them entirely. I'm definitely too much of a uh Major NPC to enjoy the necrotic nipple and poop streamer

This cat's lore is like a rabbit hole. She has also dislocated her jaw on stream multiple times.

>>15698639
Why did she use the toilet when she could've used my mouth?

God the sound of that fart will forever live in my head

>>15700491
How can you say you love her if you don't eat her poop

>>15698639
She is literally the most chaotic vtuber, the amount of insane things she streamed is on whole other level, it's not creative freedom anymore, she lives in her own warped reality. Even Mito is afraid of the chaotic nature of noraneko.

First Noraneko stream where here Hindu bgm perfectly fits the content.

2434 packets of chips

>>15698852
https://streamable.com/s8irb3

>>15706665
that sounded really wet

>>15698732
Based

If there was ever going to be a chuuba to do it then my money would either be on the niji cat or the pink cat.

Considering all of the other weird shit this one's done I'm not even surprised.

Add it to the vtuber brap list.

>>15698639
power and ambition

I want one of the NijiENs to do this, they have teased us enough.

>>15698639
No one understands this girl, even nijisanji.

>>15698639
Now I remember the streamable I saw of some western VTuber taking her mic in with her when taking a fat shit.

>>15709352
fumino tamaki doesnt even understand herself

>>15706665

>>15706665

>>15706665
AHAHAHAAHAHA
IMAGINE IF A HOLO DID THIS

>>15709327
It's probably gonna be Finana

>>15706665

>>15698639
God that was hot.

>>15710700

>>15706665

>>15710700
>he doesn't know

>>15711824
There's a difference between accidentally leaving the mic on to take a shit and planning an entire stream from the toilet.

>>15716033
exactly

>>15709777
whoooooooooooo

>>15706665
hot

>>15699900
Necrotic nipple you say?
Expound

>>15722413
She put clothespins on her nipples for a milestone
Later she did a bath stream and said "something green came out"
When she went to a doctor they told her she would've lost her nipples if she waited longer to go to them.

>>15722469

>>15722746
She literally dislocates her jaw by accident sometimes. The cat has brain problems, what did you expect?

obligatory
quick rundown of cat
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM >Second time the ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them https://youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>follow up https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine) https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw quite often during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live. https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is [Embed]
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY [Embed]
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub. Another member of Nijisanji.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk [Embed]
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips. https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

>>15719844
I was actually hoping someone would post it since I don't remember. I only remember she mentioned it smelled like hot asphalt

She wanted to stream but was having stomach problems, that's all.
She should be praised for being so dedicated to her work.

I have a strong urge to kneel

>>15723486
Thank you, Millie.

Didn’t that Ryona girl that a constipated shit on video and was getting off to it?

>>15724362
Imagine if Ame streamed from the bathroom instead of canceling every time her tummy hort

>>15724727
She'd have more subs than gura.

I’m not really into Nijis but Tamaki is based.

Her colon.

>>15724727
would Ame take silent dumps or let it rip and release gaint echoing explosive shits, thats the question

>>15725456
>Is allergic to gluten
>Felt super sick the other day because she gorged herself on donuts
Leaning toward explosive shits.

>>15725456
The latter. Imagine Noraneko's braps, but every 30 seconds.

/ringo/ really spreads wherever it can huh

>>15726062
Its like the one thing that seems to unify people.

>>15698639
you don't question the stray cat.

>>15698639
True madness and chaos. Just enjoy.

>>15725618
Cupcakes, not donuts. And they were gluten free.

>>15698639
would you pass up the opportunity to literally shit post?

>>15723486
>>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
Didn't she shit on Yutapon enough that Mito had to reprimand her

>>15698639
unrestrained degeneracy

>>15706665

>>15722469
>>15723131
>>15723486
what in the living fuck is this? I didn't realize there was a rabbit hole to this.

>>15744001
The tamaki experience never stops.

That said, I was genuinely surprised she learned multiple dances for NJU. Didn't fuck around during them besides the big one where everyone fucked around

>>15723619
I think your talking about Mel Nekomata or her new name "Ames"

>>15706665
sigh
Time to jerk off again..

>>15741654
>When you have issues digesting baked goods, but you blame gluten
She may actually have a lactose or egg issue instead.

>>15706665
Doesn't sound like brapping at all. Try again.

>>15744816
Yeast is the prevailing alternate theory.
>>15744951
She literally shat there. She removed that sound from the vod for Christ’s sake. Grow some functioning ears.

>>15726062
A ringo a day keeps the doctors (and meds) away.

>>15744816
I'm betting it's eggs as you can easily determine lactose intolerance because you'd feel it soon after eating ice cream or cheese and really strong if you drink milk. Egg is in a lot of baked goods but not all so it's not as easy to pin down.

>>15744270
I guess its one way to distract her from doing more shit

>>15699325
Poor anon, you can't watch Holo either then.

>>15726062
ringo tends to leak

>>15698639
It's a mystery

>>15699664
Wasn't it an endurance to see how long can she hold it in before her anus fails her?

>>15753649
Iirc that anon is right, she was majorly constipated and was squatting on the toilet until something happened.

>>15753897
I didn't catch the whole stream, joined when she was talking about situations when you really wanna go, but can't, like in a train in the rush hour and such. So I assumed it was a very noraneko-ish endurance. It also makes it hot.

I also want some other chuubas do a poop endurance now.

>>15741915
Yes. Hard pass

>>15753897
I don't keep up with her streams, is she still constipated? Would it be inappropriate to tweet at her that she should cut back on eating cheese-based products and add more fruit to her diet?

>>15706665
Weak.