/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15691323
She's so perfect bros...

>>15691323
i think you mean my wife

>>15691323
Gura cute!

Gura cute!

>>15691323
I'm happy for you and your shark wife.

>>15691323
She's so short.

Why is she looking at me like this?

>>15691323
i love my cute christian shark wife

>>15691323
Your underage shark wife is very cute

I love the fact that she sings the same part as awkward-senpai

>>15691843
you know why

>>15691323
Your cute shark wife is docking with her girlfriend right now

the greatest beneficiary of timing and branding in internet history. a girl who wouldn't get 20 viewers on twitch without the brand she fell into. devoid of any charisma or social skills, or anything necessary to even be a streamer, much less an entertainer. just american laziness and mediocrity personified. while being an ugly and repulsive person inside and out who almost certainly has to settle for fat dudes IRL.
her fanbase is entirely zoomer incels who have never watched a streamer before and have never interacted with a woman. she is a trojan horse of mediocre garbage 3/10 women sent to rob money from anime nerds who are total novices in love and in life. and who somehow thought they were too cool to watch streamers or creators until they suddenly appeared with fake anime avatars. like all of myth she owes literally everything to being among the first english vtuber and hooking as many desperate virgins as possible before there was any competition. and being in the same brand as pekora and coco. if there were auditions today she'd probably fail to get into any one of the companies that exist because nearly everyone which came after is more qualified and works harder to improve themselves. gura and her tasteless fans are utter cancer.

>>15691843
you know exactly why

>>15691323
She is a Gemini btw :)

>a girl who wouldn't get 20 viewers on twitch without the brand she fell into
he doesn't know

>>15692623
QUICK SOMEONE CALL SANA FOR THE HOROSCOPES

>>15692796
about 100m views can be monetized and she didn't even put out the effort, your oshi would never.

>>15692375

>>15692375
>am angy

>>15691876

>>15692944
I was gonna make a joke about how this is how sanallites can finally be relevant but I realized there aren't enough sanallites left for anyone to get asshurt about it.

>>15692375
>ugh obama only won 2008 because he was up against john mcbrain
>ugh orange man only won 2016 because he was up against shrill woman
>Zuckerberg only got rich because the Twins didn't get their product out fast enough
>ugh X only did Y because Z

Yeah cool we get it timing and luck are more important than how good you are past a certain level of skill/talent.

>>15693301
are jokes only worth telling if they make someone get asshurt?

>>15692375
>a girl who wouldn't get 20 viewers on twitch without the brand she fell into
398 average, 1224 peak. If you're going to baitpost at least make sure you're not easily provably wrong.

>>15693371
On the friend simulator known as 4chan? Absolutely, faggot.

>>15691843
What's wrong with her pupils?

>>15692375
t. Nijiniggger

>>15692375
Cope

>>15692375
tldr

>>15697027
>I Am a Nigger

shit thread

>>15692375
mucho texto

>>15692375
you know her roommate already had a huge channel before Hololive right

>>15697290
seethe

>>15691323

>>15691323
I'm going to bully your wife with my dick anon

>>15691323
She makes KFP seethe by being a much better streamer than Kiara, so I like her.

>>15691323
So cute

>>15706489
you live a very sad life anon

>>15691323
very cute!

>>15693371
you must be new

>>15692375

>>15692375
Cope, nijinigger.

>>15692623
Ogey

Ghost cunny

>>15710454