/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15630632
Nice OP image
>>15630521
BeaBea's Bizarre Adventure/10

>>15630521
Let it clover club the beautiful world / 10

I love fucking this bear!

She isn't going to come back

>>15631226
What should the punishment be?

>>15631226
She's going to come back slightly late

>>15631334
light spanking and forcing her to confess her love for dads

I love this fucking bear and the happy bear is always the best

>>15631334
She has to sing along to the Christmas album twice in a row

>>15631478
>light spanking
with one of the dildos............haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....................................

at least i have shork for backup

>>15631478
I didn't realize how much I wanted to spank Bea until just now

>>15632514
imagine that firm little butt reacting to your spanking

Bea is RIGHT NOW sleeping while hugging the big dildo!

>snubbed block autists to take a nap
Based

>>15632666
Don't tempt me Satan

Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi57d50pCUw

>>15632678
She warms it in the hot bath to provide heat as she falls asleep

>>15632514
I bet she'd start crying after just a few smacks

>>15632514

>points to the big dildo
"If you oversleep that thing's going up your ass Bea. Do you understand?"

are you guys drinking for the new years stream? what's in the glass you're sipping? I'm drinking some bombay gin.

>>15633119
I don't drink

>>15633119
Eggnog, without alcohol because there's none left. I must have gained five pounds since the beginning of December off of eggnog alone.

>>15633119
I'm drinking some white ale right now, and I'll open some prosecco at midnight.

NGMI

>>15631604
Me too and yes

>>15633119
Baileys, it's like the comfiest drink I know of

>>15633119
sparkling grape juice because I don't want the headache from alcohol

>>15633119
Korone and champagne

>>15633119
idk what I'm drinking rn

Eurodads have won...

it's all ogre now

fuck burgers

east coast fags BTFO

Most burgers are in EST right? This is fucking hilarious

EST dads...

time to rope

guess I'll spend new year's bear money on a powermac g5
;_;

What happened I just tried to check in for est? Qrd pls

>>15634608
Bea is based and told burgers to kys

>>15634608
she took a nap 20 minutes ago never returned

I really thought she was gmi...

>>15634542
Thrown away like garbage.... This is the worst thing to happen in the EST in 100 years.

>>15634701
She was full of alcohol it was going to happen sooner or later, no booze and she might've made it further.

this is worse than 9/11

new england chads
what happened...

>>15634863
It's at least 10/11

>>15634848
I can't blame her since she was up long before she started the stream. But still, this is going to require some punishment!!

This endurance has been a ride
I blame the drunk karaoke

The last time Japan insulted burgers like this we corrected the shit out of them.

>>15634723
EST dads.. ARS dads share your pain

>>15634848
She could at least have waited to be live again to pass out, would've been funnier

>>15633602
Ar hate

>many of these American dads stayed up since the marathon first started and got left out right as their time came up

What will the punishment stream be?

DON'T FORGET PEARL HARBOR

>>15635039

>>15634927
I think you mean she requires correction.
>>15635036
It was probably close to happening with the second part and her not ending it and just collapsing but she did remember to turn the stream off before passing out.

>>15634872
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So this is the payback for Hiroshima

>>15635107
don't care happened before my time
but I will never forget BEA MISSING EST NEWYEAR BALL DROP
BEA HATE

>>15635081
you mean reward?

>>15635081
Being forced to laugh and enjoy cringy burger memes.

>>15635081
Bea must cook and eat 10 burgers

>>15635081
none fuck americans

Pst chads will she be back?

>>15635449
magic 8 ball says:
no

>>15635081
an amazon wish list with the only items being 55 gallon drums of lube
>>15635132
when did she post this?

>>15635618
It's in the magazine

I hope she died peeing

>>15635672
UTI LOVE

>>15635516
Get outta here, UI. Or are you that desperate for correction?

>>15635666
ohhhh, ty ty

>>15635711
https://files.catbox.moe/k2plji.png
https://files.catbox.moe/no48m4.png

Has she shit on stream yet?

>>15635927
probably, but unfortunately in a toilet

>>15635927
Not that we know

in 10 minutes I'm gonna watch gura instead

Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ko9TpduOhE

well
rate it

>>15636684
thread theme for when she misses CST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoxQWFtqaYM

>>15635807
extremely based

>24 hours is easy, I should do 48 hours instead

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
DON'T FALL ASLEEP DON'T FALL ASLEEP
SHE IS GOING TO COME BACK ANY MOMENT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzuayAqYXJY

>>15637038
Shochu is a hell of a drug

>>15637038
STUPID COCKY BEAR

Where in the schedule are we now

>>15636794
I'll rate it when she finishes it

>>15636684

>>15637170
We just watched the Times Square ball drop together and now we are in the middle of reviewing the art and memes together.

>>15636684
>>15636874
thread song when she misses MST dads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84gmKIKTk40

>burgers, block autists, artfags and memefags
got fucked
based

This is why Bea should never trust a nap or a fart while she's streaming. They will both disappoint you eventually.

shamefur dispray

>>15637231
I don't see anything on the youtube?

>>15637365
It's okay, I slept too

she MUST try the dildo now as a punishment

>>15637691
It's in my head, dad chama

>>15637815
O-oh... so she's been afk for an hour?

>>15635037
>EST dads.. ARS dads share your pain
I thought she was three minutes late to ARS since she was in the middle of singing.

https://youtu.be/Da_16L5G4EU?t=17802

>>15637891
She fell asleep. She hates us.

>>15637815
I told you, Gura is singing

>>15637891
yep >>15634687

drunk karaoke is still in my head she hates us or not?

Dadochamas, I'm falling asleep...

>>15638525
We know Bea.

AAAA

god
I love kson so much
I'm grateful that she's my true oshi and not bea otherwise her sleeping through part of new years celebration would hurt a lot more

>>15638711
thats not kson thats coco

>>15638874
same difference
https://streamable.com/esilb6

>>15638922
thats not coco thats kson

https://files.catbox.moe/ve7cw3.png

I love my daughter so fucking much

SHE'S FINE GUYS

SHE'S BACK

she's back
get in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJPwFgKl-c

CST GODS WW@

>>15631334

>>15639835
brutal

>she woke up for discord
Threadkeks, we got too cocky....

>>15637914
You are right, it was so quick and late I missed it

inb4 she misses cst new year from being tired

>>15639878
she can wait for gura to finish singing

"I need meat!"
Beatani, 2022

qrd on the yab from last thread?

>>15641577
she said live on stream that she loves me

>>15641577
Just normal drunk bear. It wasn't much other than being frank about trusting people.

>Hololive taking care of all burger time zones
I should go back

I almost fell asleep with my eyes open holy shit

>>15641577
one of her male friends went to prison for three weeks and the only thing he had to say was that he was sick of eating toast and jam every day.

>>15641577
melancholic drunk bear went on about how she doesn't trust anyone and only puts trust into money

>>15643906
Oil Groomers, you know what to do.

>>15643906
sometimes I wonder if she'd tolerate me if I hadn't spent so much money on her this last year

>>15644082
Throw all their money at her only to still have her not trust them?

>>15644082
too much money makes her suspicious of you though
>>15644207
don't think about it

I can't believe she went back to fucking sleeping

>>15644224
it’s just an excuse for shitty behavior

>>15644207
CC...

>>15644338
It's normal behavior. You definitely can't trust someone throwing money around like that, but you can trust your bank account afterwards.

>>15644207
She tolerates drawgroomer with no money and barely watching streams

She tolerates you if you don't bother her too much but she won't trust you or love you. Drawgroomer is a little annoying but probably not too hard to ignore.

comfy bear

ryokan bear

I love minecraft

Reminder she mentioned there's a new model by the end of the endurance.

>>15648077
0 year Babytani?

>>15648077
new years outfit tabun, but for babytani or beatani? maybe both?

JANUARY 1ST AGGIE
Will stay up for a couple of days!
https://aggie.io/17n1wh10ck
https://aggie.io/17n1wh10ck
Draw Bea!

>Chinese leech

>>15648461
Nice. I'll see if I can join tomorrow

bea beabe ebeabeabeabeabeaba

I decide to check out Beatani only to be greated by moaning for a few minutes followed by Beatani using a model of what I think fertilized egg cells? What the fuck is this?

>>15649394
She’s going younger to the extreme
this is the extreme loli form. , fertilized eggs

>>15649394
Welcome to the club dad your complementary hat will be in tommorow.

>>15649394
beatani
babytani
zygotani <---we are here

>>15649356
>>15648077
is this the new model she was talking about?

>>15649483
yeah

I can't fucking believe this

I have no words

SPERMTANI LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>>15649895
That's my daughter! Hard to believe she used to live in my ballsack.

>>15649942
>my ballsack
anonchama...

She can become the egg in her mother's ovaries, while her mother is still in the womb.
Susan censored this for some reason

>spermtani
Would you spit or swallow her?

Salmon picked a great time to show up

>>15650172
I'd ejaculate her.

>>15650172
I'd savor her flavor

>>15650172
Inject her into Mamatani

The presence of Spermtani is evidence that Babytani is the child of Futatani and who?

Risuna? Chihiro? Dad!?

>>15650527
Risuna

>>15650527
me

>>15650527
Fuwatani in a surprise twist.

>>15650527
risuna, she said she wants to impregnate her in the past

>>15650527
Futatani model when

>>15650703
Risuna is her own dad?

Is spermtani the first sperm vtuber?

You have to inseminate all the eggs

Bea walked up to Haachama and said hold my beer and watch this

>c*** j***

>>15651500
I’m too lazy to keep up with censored names

What's left to happen in the stream?

>>15652162
Censored names don't even make sense anymore

>>15651500
if your going to be a namedropping faggot don't censor name
>>15652252
art/meme tag review

>>15652295
Has it started yet?

>>15653204
Disgusting instant food derail

>>15653204
not yet, she's eating cup noodle and talking about disgusting cup noodle flavors

what do you think will be the special stream?

>>15653334
Something related to Beata2 ch

>>15653334
Official reveal of Spermtani maybe. Or a collab.

>>15653334
maybe a fucking collab

>>15653334
Babytani explains how babby is formed

I told you before, we will have a collab with male in January

>>15653469
what do you know?

>>15653510
There will be a collab with a male in January

>>15653510
it's him

>>15653469
Artemis collab?

I don't want a collab. I really don't want one when I think about the most probable candidates.

Fuck collabs

>>15653616
It's not Artemis. It's not anyone that anyone here would ever guess

It'll probably be Lumi

KOOPA COLAB ONEGAIII

>It's not anyone that anyone here would ever guess
>Tries to guess

Is it with AR?

>>15653891
yes

>>15653891
drawgroomer alert

>>15653891
fuck off faggot

>>15653891
Worse
It's with (You)

>>15653334
bea's fucking surprises are either really good or they suck I hope it's not a collab let alone with a male

tag review is happening right now

Bea's sources are wrong. The sake kitkats have alcohol (0.8% but still.)
-t. alcoholic anon

>>15653727
Jim collab to cuck Pippa?

>>15654496
>So late in the stream she doesn't have the energy for more than a few words of commentary

she was about to shit herself

>>15654878
strong rrat

>>15654878
Crisis averted

>>15654878
she realized she coulldnt hold for 2 more hours

きみはとても鋭い爪で
蜜柑の皮をむいているけど
話はいつも尻切れ蜻蛉
どうだいぼくと指切りしないか
約束なんて何もないけど
きみはとてもつまらなそうに
花びらをちぎっているけど
話はいつも冬枯れたまま
どうだいぼくと指切りしないか
約束なんて何もないけど
きみの髪は短すぎるし
ぼくの嘘は白すぎる
それにぼくらはちょっと
喋りつかれただけさ

>>15654878
I believe

>>15654956
Dude I can’t read that try again in burger

>>15655155
You have very sharp nails.
And you're peeling a tangerine
But you're always talking out of your ass
How would you like to cut your fingers with me?
I've got nothing to promise
You look so bored
You're tearing off flower petals
But the story always stays dead in the winter
Why don't you cut your fingers with me?
I've got nothing to promise
Your hair's too short
And my lies are too white
And we're just a little
And we're just a little talked out.

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

/vt/ League in March, time for a roster update. Shoot your suggestions ITT, who you want to come, who you want to go etc. Any other suggestions pertaining to the team in general also welcome.

Current team:

Beatani (gold)
CHIHIRO LOVE (gold)
Risuna-chan (silver)
Remote Kid (silver)

>GK
Bear Paws
Hand Reps

>DF
Corner Bear
Kaniko
Beatangerine
Risunapple
Kumajima
Teabani
Jack0fAllBlades | VTuber | Clipper | Pogger
Koopa Prophecy
Canned Water
Tabun Maybe
Tails

>MF
Oil Balon
Hobodad
Shaymin
SHE HATES US
Who is (You)?
Greychad

>temporary players who played in winter
Clover Club Mixer Anon
Chinese Bear

almost ready to tap out. any euro dads ready to step in for me?

she keeps scrolling back to it

>>15655954
she was struck by a bolt of inspiration please understand

>>15655820
Add Babytani
Add Pingu
Canned Water leaves
Tabun Maybe leaves

>>15656093
Spermtani instead of Babytani

>>15656093
>>15656179
have spermtani zygotani and babytani stacked on top of each other for an adult sized player

>>15655820
Should beetani be a separate player?

>>15656432
nah

爆音でチャットモンチーを聴いた
涙が、もう涙がぼろぼろ溢れた
そんなもブランキー以来だから
思い切ってファンレター書いた
拝啓、僕のエレキギター
いつか聴いてくれませんか
いつのまにか三十路になっていく
いい、それでいい
逢いたいとかあなたを愛してるとか
そんなもん、今さらもう聞きたくねえよ
あの娘は彼氏候補の男と
グループでスノボに行った
残された俺たちは
つぼ八で飲みました
夢の中で今ももがいてる
いい、それでいい
オナニーで失われるエナジー
いい、それでいい
でかい音じゃなきゃ意味がねえよ
いい、それでいい

what was nutkumolity then?

I haven't slept at all...

I think it's too harsh for everyone to unmember just because she took a one hour nap...

>>15656689
I listened to Chatmonchy with a blast.
I was crying, crying and crying.
I hadn't done that since Blanky.
I took a chance and wrote a fan letter
Dear Sir or Madam, my electric guitar
Will you listen to me sometime?
Before I know it, I'll be thirty years old.
That's okay.
I want to meet you, I love you, etc.
I don't want to hear any of that stuff anymore.
That girl went snowboarding with a group of potential boyfriends.
She went snowboarding with a group of potential boyfriends.
We were left behind
We drank at Tsubohachi
I'm still struggling in my dream.
That's good. That's good.
Energy lost in masturbation
That's good, that's good
What's the point if it's not loud enough?
That's good. That's good.

Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)

sleepy
happy new year

>>15657142
nice art. one hour until freedom

>>15656992
They'll come back once they get kicked out of yahcraft

>>15657193
I'm so tired I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but nobody actually unmembered. They made new accounts because their main ones are temporarily shadowbanned for emote usage.

>>15656366
>>15656179
the joke is so hard to explain
it won’t be funny by then

>using stalkerchama's website
Bea's pretty brave, I guess

>>15657734
it’s the only good thing he’s done aside from donate

>>15657756
this is true

Dads are good guessers
http://poal.me/x0g6f2

>>15657756
The permanent /yah/ is not so bad, but I agree

>>15657821
Does it count if she passed out from exhaustion instead of drunkeness

>>15648461
Remember Aggie will be up for a while
Matane dads... my soul left my body hours ago

sleep tight dads

fucking whore she missed my timezone probably because she was having sex with her bf

>>15658334
me

>>15658348
woah I don't remember typing this.

>>15658431
That's because I typed it.

>>15658348
>>15658431
glowie chamas you can stop larping as me now

>>>/v/583424261
Well?

my nuts really stink right now

RATE IT

Rate IT

10/10 i neru

>>15658912
23/3

>>15658912
~7 hours worth of vod reps left/10

>>15658912
stayed up for the whole thing/2022

>>15658912
Irreparable psychic damage but overall great/10

>>15658912
>>15658919
too much fun and very comfy / 10

>>15658919
2022/10

>>15658912
i facking neru/10

>>15658912
gunai/10

>>15658912
>>15658919
Nukumority & partially disaster kino/10
I love this fucking bear/10

>>15658912
>>15658919
comfy outside of that part where the mask slipped during drunk karaoke/10

How many vtuber fans get to say they spent 24 (23) hours with their oshi? Bea is too powerful!

>>15659252
honestly glad i was too drunk to remember that clearly. i don't think i'll try to watch it either

>>15659252
>I'll scam you if I have to
well at least she is honest!

I'll finish timestamps on the last part when I wake up. Sorry, VODbros.

>>15659387
based ty

BEATANI
DON'T DO IT
YOU ARE STILL RIDING THE HIGH OF FINISHING THE STREAM
STOP LOOKING AT THE DILDO
IT WON'T FIT
DON'T DO IT
AT LEAST USE THE SMALL ONE

>>15659252
I was too drunk but I still remember everything she said and it really made me feel bad.

>>15659477
It wasn't that bad

>>15659252
>>15659477
what happen

>>15659539
She was talking about how she can trust nobody

>>15659564
she is bitchi

>>15659477
Did she even say anything new? I just remember her saying she only cared about money, which she was pretty open about before. Just because she later talked about it in a joking manner didn't stop it from being true.

>>15659582
that was because I was about to pass out because of the alcohol, now that I am more sober I don't feel anything

>I'll forget about you if you stop being here with me
>I can't trust on anyone
>Money is the most important thing
Nothing new here she is a big fat liar

It dawned on me that Spermatani was real and not a fever dream.

>>15659256
She's not even the only one doing 24h NY endurance streams.

Zygotani and Spermtani are real and part of the family now

>>15660296
I worry about how powerful Beatani's imagination is

I really wonder what kinds of other R-18/R-18G fetishes she might be into. She doesn't talk much about that.

I keep rewatching the parts of the stream when bea interacts with my contributions

It was a small detail, but I really liked Bea noticing how many people had to create a second account to keep using the chat because they were shadowbanned
this whole stream was nukumority

>>15660460
I don't think she likes human guro

>>15660460
Should we commission some art of Beatani forcing Babytani to eat Teabani?

>>15660460
You just know she has some insane stuff that she would never want to admit.

The endurance stream had a little bit of everything
>Art
>Bea and dads being creative
>Bea treating dads like trash
>Bea appreciating dads
>Karaoke
>Guitar
>Bea getting drunk
>Bea getting too drunk
>Awkward moments
>Money bear
>Crazy bear
>Bea sexually abusing Risuna
>Bea trashing her room and almost breaking stuff
>Bea falling asleep and being very late
>Euros almost dying from lack of sleep

>>15661031
euros are always dying from sleep deprivation this is not a special happening

I have clover club stuck in my head now, I think I'm infected. help

when will bea colab with more bear tubers?
https://twitter.com/kumakumataroen

>>15661478
When she learns to take a bath.

>>15661571
She's just like me

>>15661571
Baths are useless anyway. All the dirt from you falls into the water, so you're basically washing yourself with dirty water.

>>15661031
We didn't have Fuwa...

>>15661927
FUCK FUWATANI i hate her

>>15661761
>All the dirt from you falls into the water, so you're basically washing yourself with dirty water.
What's your point? Do you know how taking a bath even works?

>>15661967
Fuwa is just drunk bea, but sober

wow that stream was great , look she’s so excited she wants to do it all over again!

>>15661571
Someone tell her about showers already

>>15661997
What's YOUR point?

>>15661997
>take a shower
>the water rubs the dirt off you into the drain
>you're now clean

>take a bath
>the water rubs the dirt off you into the water
>you're now sitting in dirty water, so you get dirty again

>>15662082
I laughed a little when she tried to end the Minecraft segment as soon as possible
I'm sure she enjoy it but by that point she was just too tired

>>15662129
>you're now sitting in dirty water, so you get dirty again
This doesn't follow. Just because there is dirt in the water, it doesn't mean it will make you dirty.

>>15662205
Of course it does. Wouldn't you take a shower after swimming in a sewer?

>>15662205
It clings to you. I always shower for ~30s after taking a bath

>>15662135
Yeah if she does another one of these, minecraft earlier would be good.

>>15662129
Unless you are completely caked in dirt, it doesn't make the water dirty. Think about how many liters of water are in a bath and how little dirt is on your skin. Soaking in water has very different effects from having it hit and run off you immediately.

>>15662253
A sewer is much more dirty than bath water. You can also shower before plugging the drain if you want to wash off any major stuff.

>>15662320
I understand that not all the dirt goes back onto you, and that some of it is left into the water, but why not just take a shower if you want to clean yourself? Let's say 50% of the dirt is left into the bath water, and 50% of it reattaches to you. Even if you take several baths, you'll never become completely clean (0.5*0.5*0.5...). Bath is more useful for relaxing and skin care than cleaning, but when using it for such purposes, you should add some salts and oils into the water, so you'll get even dirtier.

>>15662504
Not even 50% would go back on you, maybe 2%. If you take a bath you make sure that your whole body is soaked, but if you take a shower you might not actually hit all of the dirt on your body.

>>15662535
>maybe 2%
That's just not true... And lying in a bath doesn't have the water pressure a shower has, so maybe it doesn't clean you at all.

>>15662584
The point of a bath isn't to blast your skin. It's to soak. Any dirt that is "on you" gets wiped away with a towel after you bathe.

>>15662638
That's the same as wiping yourself with a wet towel then. Also, you have to wash your towel after every bath in that case, as you'd be drying yourself up with a dirty towel after the first use. Why do you care about this so much anyway?

>>15662723
because he's as filthy or filthier than the Japs

>>15662723
Yeah you should change towels after using it to clean yourself off. Do you not use one after a shower?

>>15662775
>Do you not use one after a shower?
I use one, but I don't have to wash it after every use because I'm clean after coming out of a shower

Did she already use the dildo?

I was sad to see she skipped stuff in the tag review. Nice start to the year :')

>>15662812
Yeah and I'm clean after coming out of a bath. The towel just gets wet enough that it's not good to keep using it multiple times. I don't know what kind of sludge you'd have on you to leave a visible residue in the bath or on a towel.

The only thing I missed from yesterday was a review of how was the year and her goals for 2022

>>15662898
>Yeah and I'm clean after coming out of a bath
No, you're just as dirty and smelly as beatani. Sorry.

>>15660730
if you mean IRL one yeah sure, but 2D of humans (like in the picture she drew herself) she enjoys it

>>15662832

>>15630632
did bea post the tiger picture anywhere?

She LITERALLY was watching the clock the whole stream, counting the hours, minutes and seconds left until she could be free from us
fucking bitch

>>15663688
twitter

>>15663795
nice thanks

>>15663759
tea WOULD NEVER

>>15663997
everyone breaks there principles at some point

bea doing dildo reps

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bea doing dildo reps

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>>15664307
I think that's just one of the small ones

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>>15663997
i got extrememly drunk early on and missed most of evertything
is it worth to watch the vods