/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiki daki has been released, you can buy one today at https://diipoo.com/shop/kiki-daki/

Why buy a Kiki daki?
>60% of the proceeds from dakis will be donated to the Rabbit Welfare Assocation and Fund (RWAF)
>Support your wife
>UOOOOOH uoOOOOH UUUOOOOOOHHH

If you can't afford it now, come back when the valentines sale begins. It's
recommended to only buy the case and to buy the pillow elsewhere.

Kiki love!?!??!

>>15593140
Kiki Love!
KIKI LUST UOOOOOOOOOH!!!

>>15593140
KIKI LOVE!!!!

Kiki once again sacrificed her sleep to spend more time with her champyons. I fucking love this rabbit bros, and I know a lot of us do the same for her. Timezones can be a bitch.

I love my wife

I want to sex my wife

>>15593369
Yeah I've stayed up plenty of times just to see her stream. Love her so much

I love my sexy wife

We got both a coffee and a redbull kiss today to go with the ice cream kiss. I will collect all the kiss flavors and unlock my true potential as a champyon.

https://vocaroo.com/1ns8H3m16TXG

Yeah, I'm not ashamed to admit I've skipped work and sleep for Kiki, she's worth it.

Same, I just had to take a nap at the start of this stream for like 20min. I was all groggy but then kiki kissy woke me up and by now I'm proper hyped.

kiki gives me the energy to start my day

>>15593056
The new thread theme should be to Kiki's liking

I love my wife. she's also the only thing now that gets me hard

KIKI WAKE UP YOU FELL ASLEEP AT THE TOILET

Threadfrens koko

I love kiki so much. I'm super duper sleepy right now but I want to be there for her.

Has she done blowjob asmr yet?

>>15595409
Loving non-roastie blowjob asmr then.

>>15595409

I keep getting lost just watching her stream that I'm not posting much.

>>15595409
This 4tuber is our lolibaba cute wife you absolute caveman. Go play in one of the other threads that worship whores.

>>15595568
Yeah, sometimes I just get enveloped in her love for a while and that's all I focus on.

I like seeing Kiki getting all catty with other women

HAHAHA based kiki

>>15595599
Yeah leave our wife alone

Go through the pink doors after you make the boss destroy the thing locking the doors.

I downloaded this game recently on recommendation thinking it wouldn't be too hard watching kiki play. I was wrong and I suck

>>15595486
>>15595599
>>15595793
This irrelevant 2view needs to suck my dick ASAP

I love when she gets into the game and starts singing it's so cute

>>15595943
if I played this game, I would get lost every 5 seconds.

neck yourself tourist

>>15595996
wasn't it removed during the transition?

>>15595996
No one needs to do anything with you. Your dick will remain unsucked forever, now move along your attention seeking is poor uneventful and dull.

Kiki I think you broke the game. Maybe you should restart this level and pay attention to what gets destroyed in front of the pink doors.

Go through the pink doors that you unlocked after you baited her

I'm a dog

i'm duck.
okay?

Oh right I'm a rabbit I forgor

She mentioned she's doing a rabbit video watchalong on the 30th. Make sure you guys do some hunting for good clips, might wanna get a couple even.

>>15597042
Well remembered brother, I will seek some out later.

Why do you people watch this 2view trash? Is it only because she's an indie? Oh no, corporate chuubas suck. If this bitch was any good she would be in Holo EN.
>B-But she didn't apply...
Cope.

I'm loving these streams

So why does her background have dog bones in it? Is she a dog?

>>15597297
Because she's cute, just look at this photo of her and me.

>>15597297
Because she's our wife.

>>15597925
Nice photo bro. I'm so happy for you two

>>15597632
Yeah I think this may be my favorite game she's played yet. It always brings about interesting discussion and kiki trying her best to resist not stopping the stream altogether to dance is hilarious as all hell.
Every time I watch her, I can't help feeling like the luckiest man on Earth

i love watching my wife have fun no matter what she's doing
her happiness brings me happiness

Your cows are in the art room that is connected to the room where you can go to dead bird studio

she stayed up till 9am for us bros...

She was about to pass out lol

Rate?

goodnight kiki thanks for the stream have a happy new year, you too champignons have a nice night

>>15598600
Lovely, can't get enough of her

>>15598600
she spoils us / 10

>>15598600
I want to hug Kiki / 10
I'm looking forward to a whole new year with her. She is my wife and my treasure.

>>15598600
wonderfull

>>15598600
A really fun stream. Had a blast as always. Happy she finally beat the metro dlc now she can go to the artic one. So yay seals!! I'd give the stream a Goodnight kiki/10

Love you kiki, have some comfy champ dreams. Mwah mwah and some goodnight kisses

>>15598600
I'm always mesmerized by Kiki streams. Starting next week I'll have a really hard time focusing on work again if she keeps streaming late night like this lol.

>>15598600
Happy New Year Kiki! It was great what can I say, great game best wife it had it all. Some very cute moments, some very pro gamer moves. I'm really happy you tried your best to stay up as long as possible for us, you always spoil us. Please rest fully and have sweet dreams, I love you very much. We love when you're affectionate/mwah

>>15598600
sleep well kiki, love you. thank you for staying up so late for me.

>>15595996
you need to be 18 or older to post here. now fuck off you attention seeking massive faggot

fuck i hate this crippling loneliness right after kiki ends the stream

>>15600020
take a nap and dream of kiki, i've had three dates with her already

>>15600020
she ended right before my New Years...

>>15600098
Same eurobro, same. She tried her best, it's ogey.
I'm gonna take a nap now, cya later on r/a/dio burgerbros.

>>15598887
keep giving me (you)s and stop watching 2view trash

obsessed

copium

I hope we can still keep the threads active now that the holidays are over.

>>15600830
They were active even before the holidays.

>2view
saying like it's an insult
it just lets me that much closer to my wife
I love my cute autistic 2view wife

>>15601378
ignore bait baka

>>15593056
why do so many people on this board outside this thread dislike Kiki? is it her content? are they jealous?

>>15601739
jealousy from 2views mainly.

>>15600830
I believe they were way more active before the holidays

>>15601817
My point being, forgot to add, is during the holidays everyone's doing family reps so after the holidays the thread should be more active

>>15600020
Me too bro, but i either take a nap or do my reps while thinking of how she wants us to take care of ourselves. Love that about her.

>>15598578
Yeah she did. I hope she gets plenty of rest and has some nice rabbit dreams. She does so much for us, just to make sure we feel loved and not alone. I don't know how one rabbit can have so much love, but she does and I'll always try my hardest to give her just as much love back.

>>15601739
It’s jealousy. Among /here/ chuubas, she’s a raging inferno, and is growing at a rate that is unmatched. 2view chuubas hate her because she brings actual value to her streams. 4chan influence? Yeah. GFE? You got it. Games? Of course. Interesting topics like mycology and animal anatomy? Yep.
Interests is supporting important cause? Yes.
She moggs 98% of all /here/ chuubas and it makes them angry

>>15601739
It's not her, it's you guys being so creepy
Good luck this year!

>>15601739
Usual /vt/ sisters being /vt/ sisters, why do you care so much? Are you one?

give lewds

(REPOST. POSTED THIS A COUPLE OF THREADS AGO. ONLY REPOSTING TO KEEP THE THREAD ACTIVE.)


You wake up. Your head feels sore. You try to stand, but you quickly fall back onto the bed. You feel like you're burning up. Before you can do anything though, Kiki walks into the room. "Ah, you're awake. You were weating in your sleep so I figured you were running a fever." She takes out a thermometer and takes your temperature. She gives a soft smile. "You are running a fever, but it's not severe." She says putting the thermometer away. You try to speak, but she hushes you. "Get your rest, and let your bunny wife take care of her champyon." She says with a light giggle.

She leaves the room. You stare up at the ceiling. "I'm so lucky to have her as my wife." You say aloud to yourself. You smile as you hear her in the kitchen singing out loud.

"Making some soup for my champyon. Champyon. Making some soup for my champyon. Champyin." You smile as she goes on. Several minutes pass and she returns to the room. In her hands is a tray with a bowl of soup on it. You go to grab it, but she stops you. "I'll feed it to you." You nod and sit up. She sits on a stool beside the bed. She takes the spoon and dips it in the soup. She blows on it before pointing it towards you. You open your mouth and she slides it in. It's delicious. You smile as she continues to feed it to you. Minutes pass and she finishes giving you the last bit of soup in the bowl.

"Thank you. You're such an amazing wife. I love you." You say as you feel yourself getting tired.

"No need to thank me. Couples take care of each other. Now you lay down and go to sleep. I love you." She says giving you a kiss on your forehead. Her lips are cool on your skin. It feels nice. She walks out of the room as you slowly drift off to sleep. You had many comfy dreams.


Ah, lovers taking care of each other. Nothing better than that. Well, I think I'm getting better at writing these. So I hope you enjoyed this one.

Kiki love and champyon love

Suffer not the geese to run rampant, less they shit all over your lawn. HONK.

KIKI LOVE

>>15609355
Begging for attention this much really isn't a good look. We read it the first time. There's a reason you don't see the other writers reposting their stuff every thread.

HONK HONK fellow champyons

>>15609647
Ive asked several times is it ok when the thread is silent for a little bit, and you're the first person to actual give an answer. Except for that one that thanked me cause they didn't see that one. But again thanks i was worried people would get the wrong idea. Won't do it again.

89+1 posts and no one is talking about how much they FUCKING LOVE KIKI

>>15609929
Anon don't worry too much about what the new IP said. I don't think most of us mind, especially during dead hours. You probably shouldn't put that weird header you had on it though.

>>15610147
this. personally, I like it, just not with the header

don't forget to draw things for kiki on the aggie

>>15610119
I quite love Kiki. You could in fact say I FUCKING LOVE KIKI.

>>15610233
this is the only good aggie we ever had
all the artbros have gone

>>15609929
Reposting content is fine in the dead hours. Lots of people do it, if we didn't like it we would soon tell you. Don't be discouraged bro.

>>15610119
I FUCKING LOVE MY HOT LOLIBABA RABBIT WIFE.

Kiki play this
https://store.steampowered.com/app/25000/Overgrowth/

>>15610119
she's alright

>>15610147
I usually put the headers to state my intentions, but looking back there isn't really a point to the headers.

>>15610914
Yeah, people would've told me before if it was a problem. I'm not discouraged but i am tired.

Goodnight, see most of you at the next stream i guess. And Happy New Year to any bros who have yet to celebrate it. Remember kiki love and champyon love.

OK I got thinking today about potential theme for the VN if anybody is still interested in that. I'm a weeb and I like weeb stuff, so of course it's gotta be the Japanese Highschool setting.

The MC, the Champyon is childhood friends with anthropomorphized Carrot-kun, and just transferred to the same high school (Pyon High). Carrot-kun is a wimp and Kiki is stealing his lunch money and forcing him to buy goon for her.

The objective of the story is to rescue him from his abuser Kiki with our dicks if necessary.

It's of course meant to be a simple light-hearted story, with comedy and some lewd elements.

>>15605346
>sorry honey in the real world the autistic Australian girl with the heart of gold cultivates an enthusiastic community.

>>15615457
could be a good start, we could include kyucks and geese too.

>>15615457
Well, why portray Kiki as an abuser? I think it would be nice to make her some kind of Tomoko like character who is bullied by an antropomorphic goose. The champyon character could also be an outcast like person, but together through the power of love and autism Champyon and Kiki transcend the schools social caste system ending the novel on a hopeful note for a bright future together.

>>15619321
I like this idea better

>>15619321
Well it was intended more as a lighthearted tongue and cheek type of story loosely based on running memes. I think it would be far easier to write a short gag-like story than something more akin to a novel. I think if we're just starting out we shouldn't try to take it too seriously, and most people can relate to comedy.

Several people have also pitched the idea of episodic stories that might better cater to differences in writing styles and tastes, allowing each anon contribute to whatever tickles their fancy more, they can even be self-contained.

Who's going to be the first to hotglue their Kiki daki?

>>15620526
i would never allow anything to tarnish it

>>15619321
Oh, I should add I like your ideas too from a thematic POV and if others were also interested I'd help out. For me, I think my assistance would help less so with the grand vision and more with the episodic events that go on to try to keep things interesting, so I could probably lend a hand with whatever story we try to write. I do have a general preference for comedy stuff though.

>>15615457
Hey could you do a route where Kiki is a british psychology student trying to be a misaki (hears you shit talking about the british so she pretends to be australian) who ends up getting mind broken by a ryona chadpyon so in order to gain his total attention starts sending herself death threats and shit (kiki's is the real identity of fubuki anon) so chadpyon defends her, you know that kind of shit

I'm developing a strong sexual attraction to Kiki's trashy sister. The more Kiki tells us about her the more I just want to grab her by the hair and bend her over the kitchen counter and fuck her drug addled brains out.

>>15624880
I had the best fap in months imagining Kiki and I hiding in public while she gives me a thighjob. But you do you bro

>>15625102
I just hear kiki teasing me for hours and hours over some tiny meaningless thing. It's only natural that she'd get pinned against the door and have her brains fucked out after that.

Give me a QRD on this person I'm looking for a new indie.

>>15625724
fuck off

>>15593056
Picturing Kiki in ankle socks turns me on

>>15625724
go on back from where ya came

>>15625724
do vod reps

>>15625724
She's my lolibaba austrialian rabbit wife and she hates newfags and people just looking for new indies

>>15625724
think for yourself you dumb fucking zoomer, don't expect to be spoonfed everything

Some people liked this sound post since I keep seeing it get reposted, so I fixed the encoding a tad to boost the quality and cleaned the audio.

>>15625724
(You) ain't welcome round these parts

So the appeal is a worse fanbase than beatani. Got it.

>>15626373
t. gatekept

>>15626373
actually not possible, we don't idle in discord larping as 'thread boogeymen'

>>15626373
beataneighbors every time

>>15626373
imagine announcing yourself a newfag, like a newfag, and expecting to not be treated like a newfag

>>15601739
Because all internet entertainers are huge attention whores. Simple as.

>>15626373
>Filtered

>>15626373
Who?

>>15626373
>why isn't anyone shilling her to me you people are the worst
You are pathetic desu.

new year aggie koko:
https://aggie.io/uy1i3uiysi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
frame up

>>15629655
It's also in the OP

Updated the mega with the latest art / music / videos / soundposts:

https://mega.nz/folder/CaRTCQII#OYUqCB3IaYACFgxSPCSRIQ

As per a previous thread I was convinced to do some pruning, memes/edits, reactions and vocaroos are no longer in the archive, but I will still continue to archive local copies if there is popular demand to get those back.

You look up towards the sky. The clouds form shapes as they pass. A bird, a cat, and a-a rabbit. You look beside you. Your wife is sleeping on you. Her head resting on your chest. She passed out while you were looking at the clouds go by. You gently lift her head and lay it on your lap. You take off your jacket folding it and placing under her as you get up.

Your body aches as you stand. You do some stretches before cracking your knuckles. "Crunchy husband." You turn around to see kiki sitting up, grass falls gently off of her clothes. You smile and kneel holding out your hand. She smiles and takes it, picking up your jacket as she stands.

"Sorry for waking you." You say hanging your head. She lifts your head up and kisses your cheek. Her lips are warm.

"It's ogey. I'm sorry for falling asleep on you."

You chuckle. "It's a husband's job to be his wifes pillow." Yiu say standing confidently like a superhero. She starts laughing at your pose as you flex your arm. You laugh with her. You pull each other close and kiss. You stood there for what feels like minutes, but you would have loved to stay like that for years.

She pulls away and grabs your hand. She leads you deep into the ooen field. "Where are we goi-" She hushes you with a finger.

"I usually see deer out here." She says. You look at her shocked. You've never seen deer in this field and your kitchen window was aimed at it. Finally she reaches her destination. She kneels down behind a bush. You follow. "Look." She says her eyes gleemingnin the sunlight passing thriugh the leaves of the trees.

You look through the trees and there you see it. Three deer. A buck, doe, and a littke fawn all grazing in the tall grass. You smile seeing such a happy sight. It was like a painting you'd see in an old persons home. You look at Kiki, a smile has formed on her face. Her ears flop with joy. You lean over to her, but accidentally break a twig. The buck looks towards you, it moves closer. It's body language is that of a father readyxto fight for his family. You grab kiki and back up slowly. Upon seeing you both the small group takes off deeper into the woods.

"I-I'm sorry Kiki. I scared them off." You look at her only to see her jumping with joy.

"PRRRRR! Those were deer! Deer!" She yells out in utter happiness. You smiles. "Did you see the baby? Did you see it?" You nod. "It was so cute!" She screams stomping in place.

"It was." You say happy that she's happy. She jumps onto you forcing you to the ground. She peppers your face with kisses. You grin and hug her tightly. She places her hands on your face and kisses your lips passionately. Vanilla, your favorite tyoe of kisses.

"Thank you for coming with me to the field."

"Anytime. I love you." You say placing a kiss on her cheek. She smiles warmly.

"I love you too, my champyon."

Well couldn't sleep so have a new comfy post. Have you ever seen a family of deer out in the wild, they're really cute. Anyway......


Kiki love and champyon love.

>all this shilling about their kiki
>wasn't even streaming and there for them for the new year
She doesn't even care about you people.

>>15632138
>be australian
>stream at new years for your time zone
What a mystery.

>>15632138
>He missed the new years stream
It was peak unfiltered Kino I'm sorry you missed it anon

>>15632437
Sydney isn't her timezone she spent new years with her boyfriend

>>15633154
Yeah me

>>15633154
Her husband, actually. We had a great time.

5 minutes est bros

>>15633733
A little over an hour here

>>15633154
And you spent New Years with us bait-chama, crazy world.

KANPAI CH/A/MPYONS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! DON'T KILL YOURSELVES!

Happy New Year EST pyons. We have a wonderful year ahead of us. Love Kiki, love you all.

happy new year, best coast

>>15634165
you are 7 hours too late
but cheers

I want Kiki to bully me like pic rel

Happy new year burgerbros!!!

Happy new year champyons!

happy new year.

Happy New Year (east) Burgies!

I want to cum but Kiki isn't streaming
what do I do?

>>15635451
Make a good hornypost and imagine her shlicking to it

>>15635451
Cum to vods

>tfw im spellaring dota right now

>>15638123
Same. I don't go to /a/ anymore but I'm still there forever after all.

Random question from one champyon to another, can you guys drive?

>>15638684
Yeah. I've only ever driven automatic, but I'm pretty sure I could drive a manual if I really had to.

>>15638684
yes, and I consider I can drive well

>>15638684
No, I'm honestly confused how Kiki gets anxious dealing with people but not with cars. They're far more dangerous than people.

>>15638684
I can but I don't want to.

Lets talk champyons. Whats up?

>>15638820
>>15638842
>>15638880
>>15638909
Ogey, that's all I need, thank you!

>>15638880
cars are predictable, easily controllable
they are a tool, they won't do anything other than whats asked of them within their limits

>>15639185
Your own car sure, but other people are driving other cars.

>>15638684
I can and I own a car
It's a piece of shit but because of that I've had to teach myself how to maintain it so I don't go broke bringing it to (((mechanics))) every now and again, which is something I'm thankful for

>>15639314
I am glad I don't live in burgerland so I can trust other drivers to not actively try to kill me

>>15639582
>bad driving only exists in america
2/10, I responded.

>>15639702
it exists everywehre
but only burgers are active schizos on the road

Cars are statistically more dangerous than niggers. They're the niggers of transportation.

>>15639817
you mean bikers?
bikers are the niggers of the road

"What are you doing," Kiki says flatly. "That is the driver's seat."

"I know," you say. "Hop in."

"You cannot drive a car. I know for a fact you cannot drive a car."

"Right. And you can't reach the pedals. So this will work out pretty well, don't you agree?"

Kiki makes an angry puff of air through her nostrils. But she obeys. She hikes up the lacy hem of her hoop skirt and steps into the truck. You pull her the rest of the way in, sitting her on your lap, her soft bumbum squarely on your crotch. You hand her the key from your jeans pocket, and she fires up the engine. It rumbles to life.

"Just tell me when to go," you say.

Kiki throws the car into gear. "Go," she says.

And you're off.

The ride after that is smooth. You keep the car at a relatively constant speed while Kiki manages the steering. The winding roads of this island are no match for your one-two driving combo.

Of course, the bumpy roads have another effect. Kiki's bumbum keeps bouncing against you, and your body's reaction is inevitable.

The beast is awakened. You can't help yourself. As Kiki navigates, you reach up, running your palms along her sides. She's thin enough that you can nearly encircle her waist with both hands. You rub her up and down, the velvet of her gothic-style dress soft and warm in the sunlight streaming through the windshield.

"Mmm~" Kiki can't stop herself from letting out a sensual little moan. She quickly composes herself. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing," you lie. You rub her board-flat chest in lazy circles.

"This is preposterous," she says. "We're supposed to be paying attention to the road."

"You are," you say. "I'm just the pedal-pusher." You turn your face down and nuzzle her neck.

Kiki startles in your lap when you begin to suckle on her, and the car lurches to the left as she momentarily loses control. "Champyon..." she whines, growing desperate.

"Focus on driving," you say. "I'll just be back here, playing with you..."

You reach around her front, pushing your palm beneath the tight collar of her dress. The fabric clings to your hand like a form-fitting glove as you rub her bare chest. She isn't busty enough to need a bra, so you can fondle her to your heart's content.

Her nipples are like two tiny stones, erect and firm between your fingers. You can feel her ribs underneath, and still further down, her flat tummy. You suck salaciously on her neck as you molest her fragile body. Kiki raises her chin and arches her back to give you better access, gyrating against you, getting into these violations in spite of herself.

"Jerk me off," you say, voice low with lust.

"Champyon, we can't. We can't."

"I don't care. Jerk me off."

Kiki gulps audibly. She takes one hand off the wheel and reaches down between the junction of her legs, pushing aside her dress to reach your crotch. She unzips your jeans, and fishes out your pulsing cock. It stands proudly at attention, jutting up almost to the base of the steering wheel.

Kiki's grip is weak and her palm isn't even enough to completely envelop your shaft, but the forbidden nature of the act makes it all the sweeter. You inadvertently speed up as Kiki tugs on your drooling member and you give her a series of wet hickeys.

"Fuck, that feels so good..." you tell her. "Just like that. Make me cum."

Your fun doesn't last long. Suddenly, you become aware of a police cruiser behind you. Your heart sinks. Worse still, it pulls into the adjoining lane, speeding up to pull alongside.

This is bad. How much prison time is it for letting a small girl drive while she gives you a sloppy handjob?

You reach up and put your hands on the steering wheel, pretending to be the vehicle's main operator. You hope that's enough to fool the cop if he glances over.

But what you can't hide is your throbbing cock, or Kiki's continued tugging on it. You want to tell her to stop, but the delirious sensations of pleasure coursing through you are too much.

She must know the risk, too, but she can't stop either. Kiki masturbates you shamelessly.

The cruiser is right beside you. You glance out the window. The officer glances back at you. And as he nods, smiling warmly at what appears to be a loving brother letting his little sister pretend to drive, you blow a smelly, creamy load in Kiki's tiny palm.

Your jaw hangs slack and you throw your head back in ecstasy as you orgasm. Luckily, the cruiser passes before the officer has a chance to see that as well.

Kiki licks up your slimy cum, slurping it from between her fingers, as you arrive at your destination.

You step out of the truck, your knees weak and wobbly. You take Kiki's hand again and walk with her along a promenade that borders the island's public beach and into the sunset.

---

Happy new year lads!
Enjoy this little gift to start off the year.

>>15639702
That anon isn't wrong. Burger drivers are fucking insane
T. Burger

Happy New Year CST pyons! I know there's at least one of you out there.

Happy New Year!!

>>15639582
>>15639702
>>15639783
Americans driving American-made cars are fucking nuts. Fords especially, but chevy is bad too and migjt as well just get off the road around pick-ups. This is my analysis after driving 15 years.

>>15639984
UOOOOHHHHHHHH
Nice work anon.

>>15639984
Nice. I'm taking notes.

>>15639972
Bikers only kill themselves, they're the trannies of transportation.

>>15639984
my first boner of 2022!

Oh fuck yeah I was gonna request darude sandstorm too!

Happy New Year MST pyons!

>>15625724
sent:^)

You wake up to something on you moving. It's a wet feeling. You look down to see Kiki licking your cock. Her eyes are full of lust. You don't mind, it usually means she's in heat. She is a rabbit after all. She licks the tip her tongue making small circles. Your heart races. You succumb to the feeling and grab her head. She lets out a small giggle. "Do it. Use me." She says seductively. Yiu nid and force her head onto your shaft. Her mouth wraps around it. She moves her head up and down. The feeling is to much. You squeeze her hair, pulling on it. She stops. Slapping your hand away she sits above your rock hard member. "I want you in me, now!" She demands.

You comply grabbing her waist and moving yourself into position. She slides down on to you. "Oooohh." She gasps as you enter her puffy cunny. You begin to move your hips and she moves hers. Together you are in sync. She grabs your shoulders as you thrust into her. "Fuck!" She exclaims in pleasure. You lean forward and suck on her harden nipples. She pushes your head into her chest. "More! More! Harder!" She screams out. You nod and grab her waist forcing her down harder on your cock. Her cunny tightens as you feel her juices leak out.

"You ready?" You ask. She nods.


"Yes. Cum in me." She says her eyes closing from the pleasure. You smile and wrap your arms around her small body. You thrust one final time, releasing your love into her womb. "Aaaah!" She says as she goes limp. You lay down still holding her in your arms. "I.....love....you." she says in between gasps. You kiss her head.

"I love you too." You both drift to sleep fully satisfied from the pleasure. It was a nice cool night full of love as the moon shined bright.

>>15638684
Yeah I can. Been driving for several years now

>>15649545
UOH. Good work champyon.

Happy New Year PST pyons! Welcome to the new year west coast burgers. With that, all of the continental US is now in 2022!

>>15649545
second boner of 2022!

HAPPY NEW YEAR WEST COAST BURGIES!
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :3

>2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
no ones in here baka

>>15651264
12 people are. She told us awhile ago she doesn't like us chatting in the waiting rooms. I don't really know why not, but I'll respect it. So that's probably why it seems empty.

>>15651264
There's a few people in there. I just posted in both places in case someone doesn't have the thread up at the moment.

we need something in the middle of the aggie.. I dorked out and threw it in the left

>>15651598
what do you mean both places?

HNY westcoast champs!

>>15651905
Here and YT chat?

>>15651264
I'm waiting, Kiki doesn't like pre-chat, so I'm not gonna bother

>>15652054
Oh right, of course. Here, something for your troubles

>>15652193
just chat in the thread
she hates when they die when she puts up a waiting room

whoever is knocking out that sketch.. you mvp

>>15652193
Don't be overly dramatic, she just prefers thread because everyone can talk freely here. Anywa, I'm ready and waiting too

>>15652373
thanks anon. and thanks to OP for using my art, cool edit

Holy fucking based
I hate how she inserts herself into everything

>>15652349
>>15652383
I have been, didn't mean to sound dramatic

here we go a commemorative plant picture

>>15593369
I have irreparably fucked up my sleep schedule to be with Kiki as she's streaming.

>>15654066
you big queen
since when can you not fix a sleep schedule?

Dance gif anon, any progress? Was it posted in a previous thread and I missed it?

>>15601739
I don't dislike her, but I do get the impression that parasocial relationship at play here isn't healthy for anyone involved. In every one of these threads that I read I see posts about how sleep deprived everyone involved is and how dependent they are on the stream for their happiness, and how sad they are when the stream isn't on. I'm sure this doesn't apply to everyone in here but it's something I've noticed.
Kiki and champyon love!

>>15654066
You can always fix a sleep schedule. It's almost 4AM, I haven't slept, and I've now switched from slamming alcohol to slamming coffee. I will watch my wife's plant science. I'll be sorted out by Monday. Maybe Tuesday if I take Monday as a sick day.

>>15654453
NTA just wanna confirm it wasn't posted yet, I'd know. Let the man enjoy new years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilIldl4Qas
LIVE NOW

Where is this new intro music from?

>>15654455
Then I'm sure you've also read how happy we are too.

>>15654572
VOD reps now

>>15654572
she's had it for a few streams now but hasn't updated the sources in the description. i also would like to know what it is

>>15654584
Are the machines becoming sentient?

>>15654638
There's been one or two in like every stream for the past week or so now.

>>15654638
how new... bots have been around for awhile, since before nier streams

>>15654572
>>15654602
who do these two think they are!

>>15654578
You don't sound very happy right now. I said at the end that this might not apply to everyone

>>15593056
I am wildly attracted to this woman!!!!!!

be careful with plants or shrooms that could dox you

Very cool, I had a few ideas I could suggest.

i suggest these mushrooms, grew em myself

are you able to find or grow cute fat cactuses kiki?

>suggesting ideas in other people's youtube names
My villainy will be unmatched.

>>15655227

You did a great job explaining it Kiki, the lie-detector analogy cleared things up for me.

>>15655115
anon, I...

forget camera streams, they're very yabai
remember what happened to that ollie stream and everyone shitting on her her gloves and muh chubby hands shit

>people begging for handcam
Groomers out.

I would be in the half that's >imagining her hands doing things to me.

GROOMERS AWAY

>>15655570
>remember what happened to ollie
>watching other girls
Cheaters away.

>>15655681
it was all over the board you little shit

>>15655699
Why would I ever need any other thread than this?

for those who couldn't understand i have provided an instructional image

>>15655790
fucking kek

>>15593056
If kiki did a gloveless stream I would absolutely cum buckets, please have mercy

>>15655754
Newfagchamaaa

>recorded responses to telling the plant he’s a big guy

>>15655884
FOR YOU
t. plant

So uh, which plant can most accurately replicate the sound of lolis breathing through the synthesizer? Asking for a friend.

please say dirty things for science

People say playing classical music to plants makes them grow or some shit, so maybe try playing them some music and see if there's any change in their response.

>>15656008
And if there's any change between silence and music, try other genres.

raise a plant with the stream ending song and see if the only sound it produces is a longing honk

>>15656054
And have one plant alone somewhere with an endless loop of Bury the Light playing

Imagine the sounds her clover will make...

>>15656103

time to cheat on kiki

people already made a documentary about this back in the day, its called Little Shop of Horrors. People died..

Kiki I know exactly what I want my variable to be.

>>15656165
Yeah, we saw you in the youtube chat, faggot. Fuck off.

Kiki last stream: awawa am rab I can almost count to 10
Kiki this stream: BIODATA SONIFICATION EXPERIMENT WILL CHANGE WITH DIFFERENT VARIABLES LETS TEST EM

the duality of kiki

>>15656165
t. greynigger

>>15656190
Kek, what an attention whore

>>15656188
i hear it is good for plants too so win win

>>15656165
thanks for the input bob

>>15656195
oh my god! kiki is actually hakase from nichijou!!

>>15656195
Don't let the rabbittism, she's actually very smart

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1477215398286139394?t=fXxF9XHTTrKNQmb3h7jU6Q&s=19

>>15656195
I damn near got an erection when she started putting electrical schematics up on screen.

So yeah I understood it because I rember that the way lie detectors work is they measure your galvanic response, which means how conductive your skin is, which varies based on sweat. Basically the sweatier you are the more conductive you are the more likely you're lying and that spike on the graph happens.

In this case it will also measure changes in conductivity but based on whatever factors plants have. The receptor mechanism is the same but I assume the data will be more precise because we aren't looking for a binary lie-truth but anything at all the plants give us.

https://voca.ro/11vYeKZ2gVe9
you guys say too many big words...

>>15656394
Not saying I don't believe you or anything, but I'm going to need proof that you can count that high

>>15656442
>https://voca.ro/11vYeKZ2gVe9
so smort!

>>15656442
I'm sorry wife, I'm ESL so I'm compensating.

>>15656442
Wow, my wife is so smart! I love my little rabbit genius.

https://voca.ro/1lsLd7cxq5V3
nini im asleep now

>>15656442
I don't know, I've never seen a rabbit count to 20 before, but I'll trust you.

>>15656534
But so it went that she never did come back that day.

>>15656534
ogey cunny, see you then

>>15656534
Ogey, good night Kiki

>>15656534
Ogey, you get all the rest you need. Have some comfy champ dreams too.

Mwah love you

>>15656534
Have a nice nap! mwah <3

>>15656534
oh wow that was a rare real kiss sound before the mwah... nice

>>15656534
Ogey. Love you and sweet dreams <3

>>15656534
She's gonna pass out and sleep 3 hours

You're at home watching TV. Your wife Kiki enters the room. She's wearing only a bathrobe. You blush upon seeing her. She smirks dropping the robe to the floor. Her puffy cunny is dripping. You feel your pants tighten as your cock hardens. Her smirk widens. "Prove to me you're a man." She demands. You jump out of your chair and run to her. She blushes as you throw her over your shoulder. You carry her to the bedroom spanking her rabbit ass all the way there.

She lets out moans with each slap. Finally you reach the bed. You throw her on it and take off your clothes. She goes to spread her legs, but you stop her. "No, you're going to use that pretty mouth of yours first." She blushes at your demand. But she complies. She gets on her knees and wraps her small fingers around your shaft. Her fingers barely wrap it. She moves her mouth close to it, her warm breath spreads across your excited member.

Slowly she licks the tip. Making small circles as she does. After a bit, she plunges it into her mouth. You release a soft moan as her lips move back-and-forth across your shaft. She looks up at you, her eyes full of lust. More, they say. Use me more. Thats the look she gives you. You nod and make her stand. A string of saliva connects her mouth to your penis. You pick her up, her wrapping her legs around you. "Do it. Fuck me." She demands. You smile and force your cock inside her. "Ahhh!" You place her breast in your mouth and suck on them. Your tongue wiggling around her nipples as they harden. Slowly tou maneuver to the bed laying her on her back as your thrust harder. "F-Fuck me harder champyon!" It's hard for her to speak as the pleasure overtakes her small body.

You grab her waist and slam yourself inside her deeper than before. Her back arches as you do. Her small hands grab your arms as your hips move. "Aahh! AAhh! AAAhh! Aaah!" Only lustful sounds escape her lips. You feel her tightening around your rod, but you continue. "I'M CUMMING!" She exclaims as her body twitches, her juices leaking out of her. You feel it too as you release. Her womb feels with your love for her. "CHAMPYON!!" You body speaks on its own.

"Kiki!" You scream as you pull out. Your cum Slowly drips out of her pussy. She extends her arms and pulls you into a hug. "I.....love....you.....my...beautiful wife." You say through exhausted breath.

"I...love...you...too." Her tired voice returns. You pat her head as she passes out. The pale moonlight shone through your bedroom window that night.

>>15657275
champyon if you keep this up kiki wont be able to even make it to the stream

so is kiki the next koopa?

>>15657775
no anon kiki isnt a whore

>>15656930
She needs the extra sleep, and so do I

>>15657775
hello anon whats it like being trapped in july 2021?

>>15657775
the most prominent /here/ chuuba?
yes that's the goal

Nap bros, we got too cocky...

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1477232235510059009?t=YkRBRPQsklhMHfOp2vII1w&s=19

>>15657731
I'm giving my wife some material to save. And since she's awake maybe it'll give her something to read.

>>15658163
You goose i hope you enjoy your dinner.

OMG guys, is Kiki, like the next [insert name here]? She does WHAT with her husbands? Did you hear that thing she said in stream? What's with her numbers? Why isn't anybody saving Kiki from her crazy fans?

>>15658302
if this wasn't ironic you had best get your joggers on boy

>>15658163
>Jan 1, 2022
A grim reminder that I have to return to work in 2 days and get to spend slightly less time with Kiki. It's not fair bros.

>>15658359
The fact that you can't tell if it's ironic just speaks to how unhinged the vt sisters are.

>>15658163
I heard that rice elongates your fingers.

>>15658453
Kiki is just too good, makes all the wvt 2views and declining herechuubas seethe

she has shown time and time again how she just wants to be /here/.
lets make her the face of vt bros

>>15658522
Numberfag get out

>>15658522
Fuck off

>>15658522
>>15658453
you BUMBLING FOOLS it was a supreme bait all along

When I look into your eyes
It's like watching the night sky
Or a beautiful sunrise
Well there's so much they hold
And just like them old stars
I see that you've come so far
To be right where you are
How old is your soul?
Well, I won't give up on us
Even if the skies get rough
I'm giving you all my love
I'm still looking up...

---

Love you so much, Kiki...

https://files.catbox.moe/93aqvf.mp4

>>15658598
No, this is

>>15658636
Haven't seen a new one posted in a while I missed these. Very comfy.

Any book recommendations for "Biodata Sonification"?

>>15658717
>Biodata Sonification
Man, that's gotta be such a niche that I doubt you'd find anybody here that can give a solid recommendation. Now I do have a bit of experience with microcontrollers so I could probably lend some assistance there, but she'd probably be better off just following some tutorials as far as the setup goes unless she wants to roll something custom.

>>15658826
she mentioned she modified and improved circuit and will repost the process when she finishes

>>15658847
Damn, my wife is such a smarty pants. I fucking love her.

>>15658717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuMI8QnVfE
Here's a cool little video. You can see the little probes stuck on the leaves just like a lie detector. I want to especially point out the part of the description: "Will also work with human biofeedback." Plants are cool but I want to hear her bum bum.

>>15659305
Also just rembered the receptors are called electrodes.

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1477247568513933312

>>15659518
Fine, you win. I will go to sleep for a few hours. Love you, good night.

>>15659518
Uhh, google tells me that's in 15 hours? Did you mean 00 am jst in 3 hours? You said tonight so yeah I assume in 3 hours, ogey. Goodnight and sweet dreams, love you.

>>15659681
google is silly
its 3 yeah

A page earlier than usual, but wanted to get one made before I nap, migrate at your leisure:

>>15660123