/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

we have this thread literally every few days and it's always the same responses

Amano Nene is GFE tuned to max. She also has fat fucking titties and a nice sultry tone to her voice.

Nanashi Mumei

>>15564836
Cool
Under
Copium
Kangaroo

>>15564585
>GFE

>>15564836
Jesus... May someone save his soul

I love my birb wife Lua

>>15564749
I want to make a pasta for this desu. I'd also want to split it into sections like "deredere GFE, single IRL", "non-deredere GFE, single IRL", "GFE, single IRL and a virgin", "GFE behavior, unconfirmed IRL status", "GFE, single, no male collabs", "GFE, single IRL, considers fans her boyfriend", etc etc etc etc
I'd basically have like half of HoloJP, that idol agency from Noripro...and that's it, I think
I don't really know much about EN vtubers so I couldn't add them though

>>15564585
Sometimes I hate that I ever came to /jp/ here for hololive
>People discussing holos like Rushia as "pretending to be your girlfriend"
>shitposters make fun of it
>one uses the term GFE to liken the holo to a prostitute
>somehow it catches on a little to be repeated over time
>enough for it to be adopted by /hlgg/ when it spawns
>newfags runaway with it there a little more
>/hlgg/ imports it to /vt/
>newer newfags incorporate it into common vernacular
>I watch people debate supposed GFE Holos as if the term is supposed to refer to actual prostitute GFE
>when that it literally started as an insult by comparing it to exactly that

Also "ogey" and "rrat" mean nothing it's not a fucking word for narrative, kayfabe is retarded terminology because Hololive is not pro-wrestling, unicorn is a specific term for an idol buta-like fan who wants the vtuber he's a gachikoi for to be and remain a virgin(not just not in a current relationship, one who IS and STAYS a virgin) and not the term for one who just doesn't want the vtuber he's gachikoi for to not be an a relationship at the present(this is usually just gachikoi, because the idea of being romantically in love with a real woman while being okay with her sleeping around is literally cuckoldry and gachikoi specifically refers to romantic love even nip vtuber idol butas don't make the weird schizo separations posters here do), idolfag does not fucking mean "you want to watch them grow and succeed" because what kind of fan would you be of literally anything ever if you didn't enjoy watching them grow and succeed, purityfag refers to on-screen behavior that even /jp/ mangled because nobody actually cared about stuff like not using profanities here by the time Hololive was popular enough to have multiple dedicated posters in /vyt/ so they retrofitted it for #nomales and a whole bun h of other shit
Is this the fucking curse of this website that I just have to watch people forget what words mean only to make up imaginary headcanon for what they THINK it means just so they can argue over it.
>linguistics
I'm so tired of this retarded argument. I am not a boomer, I have changed my vernacular as time went on myself. I remember using PM, not DM, for example.
What never happened was this retarded fucking schizophrenic shit stirring where
>thing A and thing B exists
>retard uses name B for thing A and it sticks
>later another retard thinks that means that thing A must actually be thing B because it has the same name
>starts yelling at people who say thing A isn't thing b because they're both called name B
>eventually people start fighting over what it means to be the specifics of how thing A is thing B
Meanwhile thing A is still fucking thing A and it's not going to fucking change what it is just because a bunch of fucking faggots managed to confuse themselves
That's not linguistics, that's literally losing touch with reality, it's fucking schizophrenic
Is this what I'm just fucking stuck with?

>>15564836
open your eyes bro...before its too late

>>15565208
words change and aquire new meanings
get over yourself faggot

>>15565327
YWNBAW

>>15565208
Gotta bring up Saitama for this one

>>15564836
>he doesn't know

>>15565208
Meds

>>15564836
Big oof

>>15564585
the one who make discord calls and make you fap

>>15564585
Miko but only in the members streams

>>15565327
>words change
words change but never in a way where the capacity for expressing nuance in the language overall is reduced
Go ahead and show me the new explicitly neutral toned terms /vt/ has to differentiate between vtubers that just act like your girlfriend vs. ones that actually think of their chat like their boyfriend

>Amano Nene is GFE tuned to max
Is she the best the english gfe has to offer?

>>15564806
Does she collab with men?

>>15565159
Do it

screw the gfe give me groping wine aunt experience

i will never take my meds

>>15565208
ogey

>>15564836
Based hooman

>>15564836
based, idolfags deserve the rope

>>15567003
Found some cucks, they can only defend themselves now by saying that being idols are bad.

>>15566627
>>15567003
Nah, I hate Mumei. I just posted that to get easy (You)s.

Her

>>15565711
That does happen, actually. For example, the loss of thou rendered addressing another person much less informative. When it's always "you", it doesn't convey anything about your relationship with the adressee anymore.

The point of the linguistics argument shouldn't be that language can't become worse in terms of being able to communicate clearly (since it can, often for simplicity's sake), it should be that it's mostly pointless to be mad about change since language is largely a decentralised affair that will always change. It might not be great, but you can't do much about it.

>>15565208
Why did I read all of this

>>15564585
I wouldn't call Korone GFE but she's definitely one of a few that are genuinely funny.

>>15564836
Based. Fuck owlcucks.

>>15567084
The question is if people didn't want to fuck mumei for being le cute, what audience would quirkyartisticgirl#43242342343 even have? Simps need to get the rope and soon.

>>15567084
Nice reading comprehension. Idols are more than fine so I will repeat it, idolfags deserve the rope

>>15567403
You is just mid shift and people fail to understand that ya'll has replaced it's original function.
And while being mad about language is dumb, it is less being mad about language and more that people are dumb enough to let lexical shifts influence their understanding of a situation. Real virgin-only unicorns didn't die out or something within the last year, but half of this this board is unaware of their existence or how they are often at odds with idolfags who want the girl to be single, as an example.
It's less the linguistics and more the ignorance that irritates me. I don't care what you call what as long as you have a proper understanding of the situation.

>>15567994
English doesn't have a word for the second person plural.

Matsuri, Akirose, Azki, Towa, Watame, Fauna, and Mumei.

>>15568337
ya'll exists no matter how much you seethe over it
you, and in fact ya'll here in this thread should start using it more often

>>15568439
>not adding Ayame
pathetic

>>15568439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs

>>15567547
>I wouldn't call Korone GFE but she's definitely one of a few that are genuinely funny.
Korone is definitely GFE. Those ASMR could never be taken as platonic

>>15564836
Oh anon.

>>15566086
No

(You) are the ultimate gfe.

>>15568439
Nice. All those have best friends already.
Make sure to add Kiara, Amelia, Ollie and Gura too

>>15568654
I'm all their best friend.

>>15566373
what kind of fucking experience is that

>>15566373
Im almost one hundred percent sure that's Akirose and she has a voice pack of it.

>>15564585
Anya Melfissa

>>15568439
>>15568654
But who out of them is mentally stable enough to have and keep one? That's the question.

>>15569301
>capable of heartless exploitation
>mentally stable
no woman whose sense of compassion is as dead as that is mentally stable, normal women are neurotic as fuck and feel guilty about shit that doesn't even make sense to feel guilty over let alone something like that

>>15567366
name?

>>15570409
Your mom

>>15564836
I like moom as a streamer but the knowledge I have makes her the worst GFE candidate out there

>>15567003
>>15567636
>Retarded hooman doesn't know the difference between an idolfag and an unicorn
Anyway, in theory you can enjoy GFE even if your oshi has a boyfriend as long as you don't fall in the parasocial relationship trap

>>15570409
Menace from Cyberlive Gen 2 (pretty new)

>>15564836
Owlcuck

Sana, she does what she wants for hours with no regard to anything else, disappears for periods of time with no/barely any notice, then comes back and wants to talk about weird shit.

>>15564836

>>15569099
The retard on the internet considering any woman 30 or over to be his aunt experience

>>15570409
Don't do it anon she's a literal pornstar

>>15575131
this dork

>>15564585
There is none. Take meds now

The best.

this dork

>>15564585
Always. Her goofyness and being 152cm is perfect

>>15577222
I will never watch your whores and they aren't nor will they ever be entertaining. Also, any man that considers vtubing is an unrepentant faggot with copious unresolved mental problems. I'm a psychiatrist so I'm legally permitted to diagnose them.

>>15578077
Hey, you spelled unrepentant right this time. Look at you

>>15574950


>Mumei Nanashi : [sees Printer sitting in his office], Printer isn't it? I believe you took something that belongs to me.

>The Printer : Have you seen the latest polls? It's beginning to look like you're going to have the next 3D model... just like in that other world.

>Mumei Nanashi : I wouldn't bet against me.

>The Printer : No, it wouldn't be prudent. I want you to understand something, Mumei: although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian, what I'm about to do isn't personal.

>Mumei Nanashi : What are you babbling about?

>The Printer : Everything that exists has a specific nature, each entity exists as something in particular and has characteristics that are part of what it is. "A" is "A". And no matter what reality he calls home, "Mumei" is "Mumei". If I'm to save the world, your existence must come to an end, before you get 3D model.

>Mumei Nanashi: ...You're going to doxx me so that other Antis can't.

>The Printer : I'm a well-known crackpot. The Hololive's reputation will survive my actions... and Yagoo's legacy will remain intact.

>Mumei Nanashi : Interesting plan. Unfortunately for you, it's not really an option.

>[she flings out her arm, hitting The Printer hard enough to knock him into the opposite wall]

>Mumei Nanashi: GFE? Foolish, faceless anti, DO you have much power I have to give up to be be a GFE? That's right conspriancy buff.

>[Mumei pick-ups up the Printer and smacks him around]

>I'd spend $100,000 on a fake GFE campaign to tick all you antis off. Now, what about those leak doxxes you stole from me?

>>15568559
It always amazes me that people can watch the same chuuba and get such different experiences. She's my only membership but I never considered her GFE, I always thought of her as CGDCT. Then again, I skip ASMR because I never grokked the appeal.

>>15573281
what's the difference then?

>>15578165
/qa/ is never coming back and it deserved to burn

>>15573281
/vt/ is the only fucking place online with this autistic fucking obsession between separating the person wearing a png and the person themselves, I swear to fuck

>>15578077
How is it any different from any other form of media and entertainment?
You spend time and money on people to entertain you. Whatever it is directly or indirectly.

>>15578620
It is no different than a vocal minority of people who obsess over characters in life action stuff and the actors who are performing the role or vice versa.

>>15574918
I genuinely find her shitty, confident and stubborn attitude hot. It makes her interesting and unpredictable.

>>15578351
kek, I need to rewatch justice league

>>15578724
those people are autistic too but at least actors are literally playing a scripted role and not being retarded for 4 hours playing Minecraft
I've never seen a normal person that obsesses over live action characters. Usually they're fanfic writers, and there's no such thing as a sane fanfic writer

>>15578637
>How is it any different from any other form of media and entertainment?
The concentration of autism

>>15564585
I fucking hate GFE but it is undeniable that Miori from Tsunderia is fucking good at it.

>>15578886
>I've never seen a normal person that obsesses over live action characters.
You really live under a rock eh?

>>15578886
JFC were you alive during the heyday of twilight at all? even orlando bloom had schizos chasing after him after pirates.

>>15579222
>>15579334
I said
>normal person

>>15580389
>normal person
Still wet around the ears eh?

>>15577898
Perfect for ugly old men, maybe. Sasuga 35piss.

>>15578535
Couldn't agree more and I barely spent over half an hour in that cesspool

>>15565208
thats a lot of fucking words that im not gonna read

>>15578886
Serious question, is there some sort of burgeoning sentience on the internet writing these kinds of posts? You can't be human. How do you not understand celebrities

>>15577898
little sister experience

>>15580469
stop pretending being schizo is normal

>>15580708
celebrity worship will never be normal

>>15580562
cope n sneeden

>>15580776
Enjoying that sheltered life and still having that much faith in humanity eh?

>>15580804
Oh sweaty, how hopeless naive you are.

>>15581360
>>15581401
stop talking like fucking faggots

>>15581816
Underaged anon getting called out this hard while they are throwing out this much salt.

>>15566030
She would rank pretty high up even counting jp one so yea.

>>15580880
Cope n sneeded straight in her mouth, it seems.
I hope she enjoyed it.

>>15564836
Colorado
Utah
California
Kansas
Oregon
Louisiana
Delaware

>>15581910
I fucking wish I was underage, now stop being a faggot

>>15564749
>>15564806
>>15566030
>>15567366
>>15579209
>the same small corpofags coming in to shill their oshi
>the same holofags saying the same people
threads keep dying for this....

>>15578378
>Then again, I skip ASMR because I never grokked the appeal.
the cover story for ASMR is that "feeling" it gives you but most chuubas use as a way of simulating extreme intimacy with their audience. which is why most of the current holoENs don't do it because the idea freaks them out.

>>15587288
>underage kiddie larping this hard

>>15564836
Look at all these anons calling him out because they know Mumei already has a cute girlfriend!

>>15565208

>>15564836
Anon, I….

Ceres Fauna, clearly!

Hahahaaa….

>>15565208
yeah this board is retard central avenue in retard city, state of retard, retard federation, on planet retard

>>15591213
Wasn't the point of ASMR to masturbate to your oshi making noises or did I miss a memo somewhere

>>15593119
They are made with different purposes depending on the streamer
>masturbation
>intimacy
>relaxing, might or might not be intimate
>simply fooling around
Some are bad it. In other cases people have shit earphones/EQ settings and dont feel the intended effect as result. A smaller portion is simply unaffected by it so check which category applies in yout case.

>>15594061
>intimacy
the asmr where the chuuba says she loves you and kisses the mic is the best

>>15593119
asmr was supposed to be relaxing. Like watching golf. As things progress though, like everything, it has become that, yes.

>>15589159
This thread will die as well. Why are you getting your panties in a bunch.

Mori is the true GFE of HoloEN, she constantly does GFE things yet its hardly acknowledged, probably because her gachis have overrun this site

>>15592208
Hey alright

>>15592451
in the Retard System, which exists within the Retard Dimension, which is ultimately a reflection of the ineffable mind of the First Retard

at what point do i need to stop searching for gfe chuubas and just search for an actual gf

>>15603241
focusing on becoming the kind of person your oshi would date. there are other women out there

>>15606398
I don't want other women, I want meaning through passionate sexual love that never dies and never calms down and I can only have that with my oshi

>>15593119
No, that's ringfit. ASMR is for cuddling and sleeping.

>>15598683
such as?