/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Uruka Monster Cover
https://youtu.be/Xnvt1IRaO1c
Uruka released a cover of Monster by YOASOBI

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/Zqu1xMg4Awg
Pippa is talking about Warrior Cats(?)

https://youtu.be/N7DbhOjHNME
Michiru is doing a Zatsudan

https://youtu.be/1Jc_stwiThE
Uruka is playing Super Animal Royale

https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Iori will be doing something on Twitch in 15 hours

SCIENCE WILL HAVE YOU BELIEVE THAT THE PERIODIC TABLE IS A COMPLETE LIST OF ALL ELEMENTS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. THAT OF COURSE I WRONG. ACCORDING TO THOSE SCIENTISTS, THERE ARE 118 ELEMENTS IN THE UNIVERSE. HOWEVER THIS IS A BLATANT LIE, THERE IS INFACT, 119 ELEMENTS IN THE UNIVERSE. THAT MISSING ELEMENT YOU MIGHT ASK? BLUEBEARIUM. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE STUFF URUKA IS MADE OF. THIS STUFF, BLUEBEARIUM CONTAINS PROPERTIES SO ADVANCED, SO INCREADIBLY POWERFUL THAT IT IS CAPABLE OF THINGS NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. HOWEVER, THE ENTIRE WORLDS SUPPLY IS WITHIN FUJIKURA URUKA HERSELF, THIS OF COURSE PROVES SCIENTIFICALLY THAT URUKA IS THE SINGLE GREATEST THING EVER CREATED. (THOUGH YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT)

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!

Lia LOVE
Nasa LOVE
Iori LOVE
Uruka LOVE
Michiru LOVE
Tenma LOVE

Pippa HATE
Fruit HATE
Groomer HATE
Janitor HATE

obligatory cuckpost

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>15553359
Why do you assume he would find her interesting enough to have her on or that she wouldn't just drop her spaghetti? Besides, didn't she say that he's ignoring her DMs?
Probably looked into her and found out his audience might not jive with her, which, fair enough. Just look at pic related

>>15554010
>granthh is a Spaniard

>>15554065
iirc, Rackets mentioned that he responded to management in one of his streams a few days ago. he was wary because management is very concerned about what topics could come up. but it seems they're still in talks

>>15554093
Only believable rrat

>>15554008
Dangerously BASED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Jc_stwiThE

uruka (i love her) is live!!

>>15554008
only correct opinion here

I want to punch Pippa because it's funny. If I hit her, will she produce squeaky toy sounds?

>>15555027
no, an-non...
she's just start crying :(

Asimov would be perfect for the book club. Alas

>>15554008
you WILL let the groomers fuck your oshi and you WILL like it

>>15554008

Pippa’s thoughts on writing are stupid.

>>15555373
She's right though.

>>15554008
>Janitor HATE
I'm telling archivefag

>>15555433
Janitors are still janitors.

>>15555433
its ogey, i know i deserve some hate.

>>15555470
Don't worry man, I still think you're based for not following in the fruit's footsteps and trying to groom her. You know your place.

>>15555384
Only about critics being asshole sniffing cunts. The rest is stupid and wrong.

>>15555716
Is the irony really lost on you?

>>15555716
Like what?

>uruka played fortnite in middle school
wouldn't that make her about 18-19?

>>15555783
There is no irony here. It’s just a trailer trash girl giving dorm room weed bro philosophy. No more depth than that.

>>15555792
Alice in Wonderland was written by a pedophile to groom a prepubescent girl.

>>15555354
Who do you think Nick's favorite vtuber is

>>15555935
I meant the irony of your post

>>15555935
Secret groomer tech.

>>15555940
He's gay and 5'7 so m*les.

>>15556075
There’s no irony there. It’s the ramblings of an anonymous pedophile on the internet about the rantings of a trailer trash girl he wants to groom. There’s no more depth than that.

>>15556151
You're a pedophile?

>>15556268
Aren’t we all?

>>15556268
You don't like Michael Bay transformers?

>>15556318
Yes. Just checking.
>>15556331
I'm indifferent, I haven't watched it since I was a teenager.

>>15555817
> July 25, 2017 (early access)
At most 20 if she started school at 7 and grade 9 counts as middle school.

>>15555817
>>15556445
Urge to groom rising…

>>15556445
i see, i'm not from america so i'm not familiar with how old middle school students are

Pippa's 'talking to you about everything and nothing all night long' brand of GFE is so authentic and effective. I love this rabbit!

>>15556564
Nice guy = incel
Nice guy who has sex = groomer
Much wow

>>15556648
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_school

RATE THE TANGENT

>>15557098
i really had no interest in warrior cats, so her devoting the majority of the stream to tangents worked for me perfectly
7/10 stream

>>15557098
I want to hug the Pipper / 10

alan HATE

>>15557098
It was the stream equivalent of a nice ham and cheese sandwich with chilled orange juice: Just right/10

>>15557098
Autist GFE/10

Michiru singing Potion! Her singing's so lovely

>>15557098
It was a good stream. I didn't know anything about this apparently quite big warrior cats thing and Pippa tangents always interest me.

>>15556907
I wouldn't exactly call it GFE, but it definitely is her own thing that really works for her. Once the tangents and discussions get going we all always have a good time. I think most of us miss or just can't get these kinds of conversations IRL so theoretically you could call it a GFE, but I think it's more of a general hanging out kind of vibe in my eyes. Pippa has interesting stories and stuff to talk about so this always works.

>>15557428
Michikeks explain? Do you fags always get kisses at the end of the stream?!

>>15555940
Femboy fishing

Glad to see the "no more doomer Pippa" resolution lasted like 3 days.

how long until uruka turns off tts

>>15557826
that wasnt doomer you fucking nigger

>>15557826
This is just normal Pippa. Doomer Pippa is "everyone hates me, uuuu" for 2 hours, which she hasn't really done in a long time.

I LOVE LIA BABY!

>>15557098
It was okay but Pippa went too long saying a lot of obvious things.

This is peak Uruka content.

uruka vore
LETS FUCKING GOOO

>>15558384
Why is her voice so deep?

>>15558538
Trans.

>>15558550
go watch her ring fit or pushup streams, tell me those aren't some womanly moans

>>15558610
>>15558538
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4

She sounds like a teenage boy.

We need a penis inspection here.

>>15558789
fuck off pippa

>>15558789
I cleaned my penis for you, Pippers. Do you wanna see?

>>15557584
Michiru was EXTRA cute and happy today!

>>15558538
>>15558550
The better to fuck Lia with.

So…if you couldn’t get any other PC girl, would you be willing to play video games with Uruka and give her blowjobs when she won?

>>15559387
I'd do that for uruka BEFORE any of the other girl pc girls.

uruka is, and will always be, my first choice

>>15559387
no

>>15559476
That voice is making me feel very homosexual right now.

Is Uruka’s roommate Canadian pajeet or Canadian chink? That’s a weird accent that I can’t quite place?

>>15558121
sometimes, it's a bit theraputic to listen to someone repeat something that's used to be common sense in current clown world year.

She also sounds like a teenager.

>>15559057
bros...we cant let the bear keep railing the dumb blond zoomer...

>>15559817
She's chinese seeing as how she can understand and speak the language.

>>15559890
Her model is so cute

which one of you cunts is alan

I'm surprised she has so many viewers since you cant see the gameplay.

>>15560923
i dont know about you, but i'd rather look at uruka than the gameplay

>>15559817
Sounds like a typical white girl to me. I always assume that she's just a wigger, like Mori.

>>15560923
I came for Uruka and cuteness. I'm perfectly satisfied.

>>15560969
She sounds nothing like a wigger. Canadian all but confirmed because if she went to Popeye’s in the US multiple times the chances of her being shanked by one of the employees is too high.

I wanna kiss Uruka.

>>15561243
>because if she went to Popeye’s in the US multiple times the chances of her being shanked by one of the employees is too high
What the hell kind of KFC tribal war were you in?

>>15561412
Dunno about that anon but Popeyes was always in the absolute ghetto and somehow KFC wasn't.

>>15561412
If you go in there those groids will assault you. Do you know what I mean by assaulted? I mean fucking assaulted. They have nigs beating people with sawn off mop handles and stabbing them with homemade knives. That’s just the employees. I didn’t even talk about what the customers do to each other. You just don’t ever fucking go there, man. Just don’t fucking go there.

>>15561896
is this what lviing in america is like

>>15561878
Depends on the area, nowdays popeyes is considered the better kfc in most places. KFC is kind of a joke.

>>15561896
The fuck kind of liberal upstate city did you live in?

>>15561896
I'll fight a few of them for some Popeyes no hesitation.

>>15561896
You need to go outside anon.

>>15562125
Can't you read, anon? He can't, the groids would assault him

I want to go to a violent BLM riot with Pippers and shoot groids in self defense!

>>15562238

>>15561982
>>15561983
>>15562018

https://www.newschannel5.com/news/another-employee-victim-now-charged-with-assault-in-popeyes-fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBvKojJk-6Y

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/12/us/popeyes-sandwich-fatal-stabbing-suspect/index.html

https://longisland.news12.com/teen-arrested-for-allegedly-stabbing-17-year-old-outside-deer-park-popeyes

https://www.cbs7.com/2021/07/07/police-teen-stabbed-two-people-while-robbing-odessa-popeyes/

https://www.baltimoresun.com/maryland/harford/aegis/cng-ag-edgewood-popeyes-fight-20191105-v7op5cltw5dtdfehxcufsonf64-story.html

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/popeyes-fight-trays-viral-video

I could go on…you get the point though.

>>15562356
I really don't care bro.
popeyes is just the better kfc and like any restaurant or literally any building in the history of every building ever created, it depends more on area than it does the establishment.

kill yourself.

>>15561982
I mean kind of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1IXyujNbVE

>>15562356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWkwolb3as

>>15562356
Okay but let's be honest that old lady getting body slammed was hilarious.

This thread is boring. We need to stop talking about groids. Bring back cuckposting

>>15562430
https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/armed-men-threaten-popeyes-employees-after-running-out-of-chicken-sandwiches/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQhI6Np_y54

https://www.abc6.com/woman-shot-and-killed-overnight-in-providence-separate-shooting-sends-five-to-hospital/

https://nypost.com/2021/07/20/car-used-in-popeyes-drive-by-shooting-that-killed-6-year-old-dc-girl-found-torched/

https://www.publicradiotulsa.org/local-regional/2011-04-14/shooting-at-popeyes

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/bridgeton-popeyes-employee-shoots-man-in-restaurant/article_ec5f6150-ae93-5eb3-a7e9-4ce34af5b3f5.html

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/duval-county/jacksonville-police-responding-popeyes-dunn-avenue/

>>15562552
I want to cum on uruka's face and then wipe the tip of my dick against her lips painting them in cum

>>15562597
hey-ull yeah

>>15562597
This but with Pippa

Can I go back to talking about how much I love Uruka?

>>15562356
>>15562595
>be burger
>order chicken nugger
>get shot
lmao

>>15562552
https://k945.com/shreveport-popeyes-shooting/

https://alachuachronicle.com/alachua-woman-arrested-for-pulling-gun-in-popeyes-drive-through/

https://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/crime/article255931491.html

https://www.amny.com/new-york/brooklyn/teen-found-shot-in-chest-at-brooklyn-restaurant/

https://wgntv.com/news/17-year-old-shot-at-popeyes-in-south-shore/

https://www.wral.com/woman-taken-to-hospital-after-raleigh-shooting/19978899/

Have I sufficiently made my point? I could do this to bump limit…

>>15562693
Uruka is undoubtable the single greatest thing ever created. i love her so fucking much it's unreal

>>15562770
All you're doing is reaffirming my desire to shoot niggers with my oshi

>>15562770
>t. KFCer
How does it feel to know your beloved Colonel is fucking some orange chicken with 7 spices and herbs?

>>15558688

>>15562693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXyMMMxE6aE

Somehow managing to force my dick inside Uruka's nostrils and cumming directly inside her nose causing her to cough and sputter out cum for days as the smell lingers inside her.

pippa needs to take uruka hunting with smgs

>>15563018
this but with pippa

>>15562882
https://time.com/5055759/father-shoots-robber-texas-popeyes/

https://www.newsweek.com/customer-spits-security-guard-shoots-restaurant-1554511

https://www.wfft.com/content/news/Fort-Wayne-Police-investigating-double-shooting-on-Clinton-Street-571926961.html

https://www.deltanews.tv/news/yazoo-city-man-arrested-after-threatening-popeyes-employees-with-gun/article_fce5614a-396e-11eb-acf8-f3c47daa20d2.html

https://www.eastbaytimes.com/2019/07/30/employee-shoots-co-worker-at-antioch-popeyes/

https://www.cbs58.com/news/police-investigate-a-shooting-at-popeyes-chicken

https://www.vox.com/2015/10/8/9480797/ben-carson-gunman-popeyes

https://www.providencejournal.com/story/news/crime/2021/08/02/police-identify-24-year-old-woman-killed-olney-street-drive/5452268001/

https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20130119/austin/man-killed-while-sitting-popeyes-restaurant/

https://www.wxyz.com/news/woman-behind-viral-popeyes-video-accused-of-shooting-gun-during-confrontation

>>15563086
Keep going my man, maybe Pippa will see this and offer to come shoot niggers with me

>>15563142
CIPHER WATCH OUT

the popeyes hate is real...

So...for that guy who wanted a pic of Christmas Pippa doggystyle? I ordered two, just in case one of them flaked.

https://imgur.com/a/uuVlTRQ

>>15563201
>Uruka begging Ciper to buy her the hat
Whore.

PAY HER THE FUCKING MONEY KEVIN, YOU FISHHEADED PIECE OF SHIT

>>15563230
NTA but futa would of been better. Either way good shit anon.

SAKANA LOVE

>>15563230
Holy shit, that was me. God bless you, anon. Hope you have a happy new year too, lad. o7

So confirmed that Uruka is the favorite and hope of PhaseConnect? Suck it pippers

>>15563571
pippa already sucks it

>>15563296
>begging the only known black mod so far
what else has she been begging for...

>>15563230

God I want Tenma to peg me.

>>15563142
https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/critical-condition-after-shooting-dekalb-popeyes-police-say/

https://www.wafb.com/story/6326916/manhunt-underway-in-walker-woman-murdered-inside-popeyes/

https://fox59.com/news/14-year-old-boy-dies-after-being-shot-near-popeyes-on-near-northwest-side/

https://patch.com/california/suisuncity/shooting-suisun-city-popeyes-leaves-21-year-old-dead-police

https://www.kron4.com/news/drive-thru-argument-at-texas-popeyes-ends-after-woman-fires-gun-in-air/

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/man-with-gunshot-wound-treated-near-orlando-popeyes-officials-say/664998123/

https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending-now/newlywed-killed-in-triple-shooting-at-atlanta-area-popeyes-husband-shot-7-times/862760791/

https://abc13.com/armored-car-robbery-man-shot-popeyes-chicken/5644255/

https://www.news4jax.com/news/2017/07/27/man-faces-attempted-murder-charge-in-jacksonville-popeyes-shooting/

https://www.nbc12.com/story/14010275/popeyes-murder-victim-on-camera-minutes-before-murder/

https://www.wrtv.com/news/crime/man-robbed-at-gunpoint-at-popeyes-where-14-year-old-was-fatally-shot-last-month

https://www.13wmaz.com/article/news/crime/report-man-shoots-popeyes-employee-because-his-meal-cost-too-much/93-434623423

https://thegoaspotlight.com/2021/12/16/two-shot-at-popeyes-restaurant-in-queens-new-york/

https://www.whio.com/news/local/dayton-police-respond-shooting-near-popeyes-salem-avenue/

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/hartford-police-robbery-assault-arrest-popeyes-restauarant/67076/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Yxx5EvIA8

https://nypost.com/2021/04/08/video-shows-bronx-popeyes-customers-bashing-man-with-sign/

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-ne-lantana-popeyes-robbery-fight-20210317-5meizzsdqjb2vdsz3g5oxooe6y-story.html

https://rare.us/rare-humor/popeyes-brawl/

>>15563636
Holy fucking shit
Pippa please contact me we need to shit niggers asap

>>15563703
Sorry, shoot*

>>15563627
If you haven't figured out that every single girl in this company is a slut for BBC, then I don't know what to tell you.

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/have-you-seen/2021/03/17/popeyes-robbery-cops-say-money-taken-register-during-fight/4731228001/

https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/newport-news/newport-news-popeyes-manager-attacked-on-camera-wants-suspect-caught/

https://bronx.news12.com/2-suspects-sought-inbeatingof-popeyes-employee-39639982

https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/protesters-rally-at-popeyes-over-viral-altercation-between-woman-and-security-officer/

https://kfor.com/news/local/vicious-fight-at-oklahoma-city-fast-food-restaurant-leaves-customer-bloody-and-with-stitches/

https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local/fight-at-popeyes-drive-thru-in-temecula-caught-on-camera-north-of-san-diego/

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/popeyes-fight-maryland

https://dc101.iheart.com/content/2020-04-12-group-of-dudes-get-washed-by-popeyes-employees-after-starting-a-fight/

Done for real this time…not because I ran out of videos though.

>>15563597
>have I been a good girl daddy? am I the favorite?
>sure why not here's permission for another one of them shitty meme videos
>buy me lion hat owo
>anything for you Uruka! here's 40 dollars worth of junk!

>>15563703
I assume this all will become Cutest Rabbit stream content at some point.

All this talk of fried chicken and assault is making me hungry. I'd love some Popeyes right now. That fried chicken sandwich from them is pretty damn good.

>>15563201
Cipher is one of the good ones, just shoot him in the leg.

>>15558688
Welp, time to ejaculate my sperm out of my testicles through the shaft of my penis via the method of self applied friction.

>>15564222
hell yeah

So will this come out of Uruka's paycheck? Or is this her new year money? Will Uruka now be placed on the bottom of the list for new outfits?

A few more…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8206269/Popeyes-restaurant-erupts-brawl-staff-customers-coronavirus-lockdown.html

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/17-year-old-popeyes-employee-shoots-customer-after-fight

https://www.wmar2news.com/news/region/harford-county/police-called-to-edgewood-popeyes-3-times-since-sunday-including-employee-fight-caught-on-video

https://www.vindy.com/news/local-news/2021/11/another-gun-incident-at-south-side-popeyes/

https://www.wate.com/video/fight-breaks-out-in-line-at-popeyes-at-the-opry-mills-mall-in-nashville/4087783/

https://mtonews.com/brutal-fight-breaks-out-over-popeyes-new-chicken-sandwich-vid

https://weartv.com/news/local/brawl-in-crestview-popeyes-lands-two-behind-bars

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/fight-over-kitchen-closing-at-st-peters-popeyes-leads-to-gunfire-at-the-drive-thru/article_fd20d106-fdb6-5571-9524-c5a0ce894833.html

https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/crime/2020/05/22/fight-shreveport-popeyes-leads-shots-fired-arrest/5244650002/

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article252468868.html

https://www.hip-hopvibe.com/news/man-causes-riot-in-popeyes-throwing-food-at-a-cashier-attempting-to-fight-her-and-causing-a-bizarre-food-fight-in-the-restaurant-video/

https://www.fox8live.com/2020/05/21/man-fighting-his-life-after-argument-popeyes-parking-lot-leads-gunfire-crash-busy-street/

What do you think urukas lips would feel like wrapped around the head of your penis?

>>15564624
soft and nice
(though no doubt shes terrible at giving head, i'd still appreciate her effort regardless)

>[deleted] posts because of popeyes
/vt/ schizos never disappoint

>>15564343
>tfw it comes out of the new outfit fund fish has setup for each member

>>15565052
Fucking bullshit, man. The Popeye’s discussion was 100% relevant to Uruka’s stream. Now I have to phone post for three days.

this has to be the most uruka has made in a single non-music stream, right?

>>15563827
>Kap has a BBC
>Fishman has a BBC
>granthh has a BBC
It all makes sense now...

Pippa's speech about new year's resolutions inspired me to get back to learning how to draw, anyone got ideas/request for Pippa art?

Janny doesn’t do anything about all the talk about sucking dicks and taking dicks in the ass and licking cum out of the vtubers pussies but a legitimate discussion of something Uruka actually talked about on stream gets a ban. The absolute state of /vt/.

>>15565855
maybe >>15552005?

>>15565908
Ok, I'll gambatte my best.

>>15566025
god bless you, an-non. o7

>>15565855
Pippa suggestively removing her pippanties. Perhaps from the standing viewers view and her bending over forward with her hands down the panties sides right below the knees.Just a thaught, haha.

>>15566112
I thought she didn't use pippanties ???

i want to cum inside of pippa's soda

>>15566224
Thats why shes removing them.

>>15566510
then why did she have them on in the first place??? did someone forcefully put them on her?

RATE IT

I WANT BEEG URUKA TO VORE ME/10

>>15566542
Yes! It was a practical joke played on her by her coworkers. What a bunch of jokesters!

>>15565549
I like Kap and am indifferent towards Fishman. Please don't imply they're black. :(

>>15565549
fishman is chinese how can he have bbc

>>15566612
10/10 I fucking love this bear

>>15566755
half chinese, half black.

>>15567534
wouldn't that just average out to a brownish moderately sized cock?

>>15567580
okay, how about 80% nigger and 20% chink? that'd produce something close to a bbc, right?

>>15567629
sure that works for me

>>15566705
(You)r oshi fucks niggers and there's nothing you can do to stop them

Popeye’s was much better than this cuck posting.

Uruka has multiple speech disorders. Why didn’t her parents get her therapy?

>>15567939
>using a second hand mouse her dad stole from work and doesn't let her buy a new one
idk man, maybe there isn't any good ones in the area

Popeyes hater anon, you are better than Them, but you are spammy

>>15567939
She sounds asian, so probably too embarassed to admit their kid might need corectional help.

i want to lick pippa's nipples

>>15568610
What for?

>>15568658
i just think it'd be hot

>>15568046
Some redditor told me to touch grass and claimed that nigs never committed crime. I had to defend the honor of 4chan.

>>15568800
>honor of 4chan
you are reading too much into shitposts... if i tell you to touch grass, will you call me a redditor?

>>15569376
Ah, i thought he actually browses reddit and its where he had that conversation.

Which he should, cause he sounds like he'd fit in.

>>15568610
I wonder if they are as pink as her hair.

>>15569541
that's mean to Pippa

Uruka LOVE

>>15571520
Proof?

I wish I could make Uruka as happy as that damn Chinese lion hat.

I forgot to say last night, thanks for letting us know you still read the thread Pippa
>>15563230
Tell the second guy to change it to futa ffs. Strap-ons are antiquated and pointless in hentai.

>>15577780
Futafying a female is kind of unimmersive.

But i agree on strapons, its such a pathetic sex tool, even a hand holding a dildo is a hundred times better. Strapon has that "unable to perform and need assistance" feel to it. Not to mention only 1 person is actually getting physical pleasure out of it. Its really a shit tier device. In that respect futa is much better.

>>15565855
Please drawbros, I think this one was never done:

>>13709055

>>15578281
strapons can have a dildo on the other end, so both can get enjoyment from it, but I'm not a grill so i wouldn't know how effective that is

>>15579564
I'm on mobile, what was the request?

>>15580649
bannedbro... I'm copypasting
>Drawbro please draw Pippa all smug about winning against anon in smash. (Although she only won one round)

>>15580761
Please don't compare me.
I'm just post drunked and in bed.

Also unrelated but I got nowhere to complain
>be hang drunk
>have sex dream of Sara
>get woke up because sisters husband's mom died
Dunno even what I'm supposed to say to it. Like sucks bro?

>>15580861
>sisters husband's mom
You make it sound so far away, that's technically your mother-in-law.
And you're supposed to put on a caring, distraught inflection in your voice while saying something to the effect of "That's so TERRIBLE, fuck. I'm so sorry for your loss, if there's anything that I can do to help just say the word. You'll get through this." After this, they will be polite enough to shoo you away and you can go the fuck back to your business.

>>15580861
don't draw anything for him until he stops talking like the redditor he is

>>15580861
No one cares about your personal life.
Get a dog.

>>15580861
Just dont shoot up a school anon, theres always a better way to fix your problems.

>>15580861
>drunk on new years eve
you're life is out of control anon

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1476939046316228613
Michiru and Nasa celebrating New Year together.
Happy New Year East Asian and SEA an-nons.

>>15581187
I'm not even that anon, just copypasted the post and made a silly joke about him being banned into phoneposting. Serioulsy some of you need to chill the fuck down, not everyone here is pulling a psyop to kill the thread or whatever

>>15583920
Mmmm, i want to bite into the cakey goodness that are Nasa's pastrey horns...

>>15586101
>boo hoo something about phoneposting
I have no idea what you're talking about nigger, but I meant it literally. Back to r/4chan with you, you'll find lots of "drawbros" and "bannedbros" there

>>15586882
>can't bother to read the thread
>accuses me of reddit
>being this mad over a post

>>15587028
>"accuses me of reddit"
Yeah, I might be on to something here

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>>15587176
pippa hates trannies though

spending time with deer wife! twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>15588132
Dont you mean DEAR wife?! Haha!

I came up with this myself.

>>15588195
that's pretty good. Mind if I steal it? haha

>>15588413
Take it, it's all yours my friend!

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1476976391896059904
Cute pic and happy new year wishes from Michiru!
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1476965787860889600
She put the full version up in a members post on youtube for now.

>>15588757
her mana reserves get a little bigger every time mins draws her

Bros I love Uruka so much she’s so perfect

https://www.twitch.tv/maplealcesia
Maple is streaming some Rocket Knight

>>15590887
This but her dumb blonde genmate

>>15590887
this but the autistic pink rabbit

>>15590887
this but the deer with Schrödinger's ass

In 2022 I'll stop hating Pippa

>>15592678
why do you hate the cutest sperg anon :(

>>15592678

>>15592700
Because she is a whore pandering to reddit and 4chan.

>>15593046
t.whore

>>15593046
>whore

Happy New Year /pcg/

>>15593552
Happy New Year bro

>>15593552
happy new year, an-non. hope pippa gets some nice new years' sex

>>15593552
Happy New Year Syclone

All the PC EN girls have officially endorsed porn of themselves. How do the JPs feel about lewds

>>15592700
The same reasons you love her.

>>15593824
I thought he was Spreadsheet Anon

Last night, Uruka managed to charm one of /pcg/‘s most prolific shitposters with a single stream.

>>15593552
Happy new year mate

>>15593824
>penetrated one layer into my opsec
How? I'd appreciate if you can tell me so I can plug the hole
>>15594048
That's one of the generic account names I use for a couple of things

>>15594070
I have always loved the blue bear. Her charm is unlike most chuubas and I feel she doesn't give GFE, rather FE. Her streams always feel comfy and her awkwardness is part of the charm which I relate to heavily. Uruka has an amazing voice, and I will personally fight anyone who insults it. I love this blue bear.

>>15594427
>Her charm is unlike most chuubas and I feel she doesn't give GFE, rather FE
Oh, so you wouldn't date her if she asked?

>>15594915
You can elevate friends to GF. But the difference is a Friend that's a GF feels more like an actual GF you could have a long term relationship with.
GFE is more about the idealized GF which isn't what an actual GF is like.

>>15593046
a real testament to the self loathing of this place that across the board in all categories, not just vtubers, the ones that pander, if even that, to here are frequently shit on the most

>>15595186
protip: the people complaining about pandering are tourists

>>15595186
>self loathing
anon are you the infamous hacker "4chan" himself?!

>>15595186
My knee jerk reaction is to agree with you (seeing as that's the actual reason they give) but I think it might actually be a coincidence.
Koopa for instance, had a pretty great reputation here until her continental yab.
That said, "pander" is the wrong word, the only chuubas that've ever really pandered are Kiki and Bea during her first few months.

That pesky weatherman is going to stream in five hours; what will happen to "Pickin" Pippa? Is she going to be too busy watching him?

>>15595495
yes but don't tell anybody
our little secret

>>15595524
pander was the wrong word I just couldn't think of a the right one 5 minutes ago
I should of went with "appealing to"
that said I don't know why anyone else would heavily dislike her but I only just got here within the last couple of weeks

really wasn't expecting to get roped into the whole vtuber thing and in fact was actively avoiding it until a completely unrelated video on jewtube inserted a clip of pippa quoted from of the book of terry on running over glowniggers and doing an alex jones bit, and just like that, I was hooked

it helps she does more than just kawaii uguuuu bullshit although I don't really know how much she is hamming it up for the cam like laugh but I gotta say I like the variety streamer thing she has going on from vidya to historical events to book club to historical landmark tours

>>15596308
She'll probably turn her scheduled stream into a watchalong. Someone better donate for her again

Bros I want to marry Uruka

Bros I want to marry Michiru

>>15599127
dragon claws typed this

Bros I want to marry Pippa

Bros I want to marry Lia

Bros I want to marry Tenma

Bros I want to marry the gen2 menhera

>>15599777
If matrimony is what you seek
Your erect penis, I must peek

Bros I want to marry Muumi

So when is Gentoo premiering?

>>15599912
begone gen2 succubus!

>>15599912
hey hey you can't do that

did miichan go live on twitch and I missed it?

>>15602490
Seems like she still isn’t live yet

>>15601040
Does this get asked every single thread?

>>15599127
https://youtu.be/N7DbhOjHNME?t=8712
>ywn get a smooch from your cute schizowitch wife

Aaaa OL Tenma

>>15604283

Drunk 10ma best tenma.

I see Pippa has a New Years countdown stream scheduled. Neat.
I guess chat are the cuckers now, because normally people are supposed to spend New Years with friends and she's spending it with us instead of (Him).

>tenma being cute
i'm not sure how to feel about this

You're all fags lol
Why are you like this?

>>15605067
>he doesn't know
dude.
I'm fucking him

I fucking hate jannies, you're the fucking worst. Who do you actually think you are?

>>15605250
>Who do you actually think you are?
They're groomers. More specifically, grooming your oshi.

>>15605290
I meant 4chan jannies you prick, I could care les for your cuck fantasies.
Hidden lol

>>15605225
What's the bussy like bro?

>>15605250
Who are you even talking to, schizo?

EUbros!!! Tenma is coming to save you.

Hiki stop being a faggot in NotPip chat

>>15605225
That doesn't even make any sense. Why are you like this?
>>15605373
I'm not a schizo, I'm just drinking on new years. You would understand if you weren't a faggot
Ok I'm going to stop before you fags ban me for wrongthink, stupid fags

>>15605461
Eat a dick faggot.
popeyes > kfc

>>15605067
>having family or friends
rumao. I'm alone, jsut like halloween, just like my birthday, just like valentine

>>15605622
What you think I'm that retard that got banned or something? I've never even eaten at popeyes you burger bitch

>>15605692
go hire a hooker

>>15605622
Don't respond to me again, why are you trying to get me banned? This isn't discord where you can just talk about your life story

>>15605433

Will she change her hours though...

>>15552266
Just curious, has anyone reached out to you for this yet?

Lia forgive me but I'm looking forward to sharing this Uruka card in Koikatsu

>>15605920
He can draw it himself, lmao. is ayone else listening to Beatani's karaoke?

>>15606034
Please make an Iori card we already have an Uruka model. Or Tenma, I know youo can't make a good Nasa in Koikatsu

>>15605457
Ya seriously he is getting to be one of the worst containment breakers so far and it's starting to get annoying

One of these days I'm going to give you a piece of my mind /pcg/, but for now I hope you're having a happy new year

>>15606988
You too anon, looking forward to your novel sized rant

>>15606387
Containment breakers are some of the most detestable people around. Like, just don’t do that.

>>15607190
It will probably e in the form of a debate
I'm so uncomfortable lol.

>>15605920
i did get a referral for an artist, may inquire further
>>15606044
i could, but i want it to be decent

>>15607779
God bless. o7

>>15607281
Like pippa

>>15607281
Cope, seethe, and dilate. Pippa is a containment breaker and she made one a mod too. Keep crying nigger

>>15606034
I shouldn't want this...

Where's a drawfag when you need him?

>>15605067
Don't forget you're watching Phase Cucknect, don't get cocky.

Even Hololive had someone being fingerblasted during a collab.

>>15608498
>pic
Can someone redraw/edit this to be Pippa instead of Ame?

>>15608597

>>15608821
Oh damn that'd be a good edit too

>>15608498
jesus what's been going on in hlgg...

>>15608498
*** is too much of a pussy to fingerblast her on stream, my guy. Who would be doing it?

>>15606123
I plan to make all the girls but EN first, I'll do Tenma before Pippa because of demand. I don't know if I can do a good Nasa but I'll try stuff through the common mod packs. Iori will be easier than I thought because I actually found antlers. (All cards will require HF patch).

>>15608498
>>15608821
I wish I didn't find this so hot

>>15605622
Nothing I can say about Popeye’s is worse than what their own customers and employees do to them on a daily basis. But seriously, fuck jannies, I can’t even shitpost here with my boys on NYE now. Maybe I should talk about how much I want to suck Zman’s cum out of Pippa’s vagina and they’ll let me back early. Fuck it, I’m getting drunk and watching old Godzilla movies.

>>15605067
Nevermind LOL
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1477075441425031168

Love Pippa
Love Lia
Love Uruka
Fuck jannies
Fuck Popeye’s
Fuck niggers

>>15609889
>Avoids a NY stream where she's going to get at least $200 from paypigs
>>15608821
Hope you're proud

>>15609889
They are going to fuck 100%

Some of these 60s Jap cars are pretty sketch. Badass Honda motorcycle though. Japan was probably pretty comfy back then.

The moth kaiju is chasing some silver flying robot that looks like it’s wearing a jock strap.

>>15609889
what is balldrop? a slang for something? esl btw

>>15610660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Times_Square_Ball

>>15610660
New York City has this giant shiny ball that drops during the countdown to the new year

>>15610660
Burgers watch a ball drop at 00:00 then clap.

>>15610660
large ball in Times Square New York that begins falling at 11:59:00PM and rings in the New Year

I am the 'neighbor' who will be mating-pressing Pippa tonight. AMA

>>15610979
Can I hold her hand while you pound her mercilessly?

>>15610979
oh cool! here's a question, do you know how to tie a noose?

>>15611103
Yes, an-non, you may.

>>15611106
I will not kill myself, the Pippussy is too good

>>15610979
I'm proud of you anon

>>15612070
Thank you :)

>>15610979
Can I watch and fap

not tgonna lie, I would rather pippa cancel her stream if she's just gonna half ass it for the sake of watching some faggot eceleb

>>15614080
yes

>>15614096
I would rather Pippa cancel all her streams.

>>15614096
Same honestly. While I don’t mind her doing her own thing on New Years, watching last years ball drop feels incredibly pointless

>>15614096
lol it's not for that, she's presumably gonna be fucked tonight by (Him)

>>15614096
>some faggot eceleb
kill yourself zoomer

>>15614404
ok maybe not a faggot but all his streams since his comeback have been a bore. I get that you guys like him but I think it's pure nostalgia

Is someone gonna donate to Jim for Pippers again?

>>15614784
Don't do it anon
Whenever a female vtuber collabs with a male, a schizo will noose himself

>>15615047
That sounds great though

>>15615047
What’s the downside?

https://youtu.be/5PTObg5dsI4
come celebrate the new year by watching last years times square ball drop with pippa

>>15616154
she is so fucking autistic and i love her

>>15614096
not tgonna lie, I would rather weatherman cancel his stream if he's just gonna half ass it for the sake of watching some faggot egirl

It's funny that Pippa complains about her neighbors in every stream and now she's using them as an excuse to watch Jim.

RATE THE PIPPA

I never gave a shit about Jim even during the GG fiesta that was going on, why is he worth cancelling a stream over?

>>15617237
He isn't but he streams rarely so I guess Pippa is excited about it.

>>15617172
She NTR'd us with Jim and it amuses me.

>cucked by a furry
>cucked by a dog
>now cucked by an e-celeb
Pippakeks... Not like this

I can't believe Pippa called off her New Year's stream to watch Jim.

How is Jim such a pussy magnet?

does pippa know she could invite Jim? I mean it might go sideways but you could invite him.

My fucking sides

Hope cappipalists remember that they're EXTRA LONELY tonight

>>15617673
>pippa jim collab
Would Sakana have a heart attack or an orgasm?

>>15617704
>extra lonely
We are enjoying the same stream as our oshi.

>>15617830
who's this we?
t. cappipalist

>>15617744
it really depends on what kind of content she has prepared. I remember gaslighting a guy into inviting jim and jim just laughed at him and called him fat for 30 minutes.

>>15617673
what if he thinks vtubers are cringe?

>tenma is drunktweeting

>>15617673
Yeah Jim, Pippa and Brittany Venti collab soon.

>>15618011
She loves all of you an-non
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1477101323858423815

>>15617953
The dude reads fucking isekai. I bet he watches Pekora while his jungle wife blows him.

>>15618091
anime is normie by today standards, and he really doesn't strike me as the type that would watch vtubers

I don't care for jim anymore even though I used to watch him during the GG shit and past that. Guess I just grew out of liking that sort of content. I even watched his more recent streams and it just doesn't hit the same for me anymore. It's just boring.

>>15617953
this is softball anon

>>15618258
You've gotten used to him and now you need someone who deals heavier a blow. Just like drugs.

>>15618554
not him but I think Jersh is funnier because he's a fucking sperg who's mad at everything

>>15618856
fair

>>15618258
His scripted views are good. His streams were never my cup of tea.

>>15618258
what a dumb lie

>>15618554
yeah you made a good point anon.
>>15618856
Never heard of him but maybe I'll check this guy out.
>>15619129
some of his streams were hilarious like the DSA one but yeah I can see where you're coming from though.
>>15619327
Well you caught me, i care a little about Jim, i hope he is doing well despite the canceraids.

Pcg is now an eceleb board

>>15619825
It always becomes one when Pippa decides to do something retarded

>>15619951
>Pippa decides to do something retarded
Has Pippa ever done anything that you wouldn’t consider retarded?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1477105363644203009

Imagine Michiru using google translate to find out what the fuck is her wife talking about.

>>15619627
jim is cool since he'll turn up on literal who's channels
protip: pippa that's you

>>15620435
Pippa better slide into those DMs.

>>15620333
now's my chance
>yes Michiru it is customary in America to pee on your husband or wife or even very close friends
>it is considered a great honor and would be almost as offensive as not bowing in Japan if you did not

>>15620816
Don't do this to Mumei, she doesn't need to see a twitter account posting about a fat jew shoving dildos up his ass.

You can send marshmallow to Lia and she'll read them on tomorrow's stream
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1477108120262303746

>>15621287
>could set up several good maros that anyone can turn into a great joke punchline
>"YOUR MOM!"

why would I bother?

>>15621209
wait what

>>15621399
anon's talking about jim's stream rn

>>15621386
You can also send your Lia fanfic for her to read on stream. REMEMBER only 1000 characters.

>>15621399
Pippa's eventually going to have to tell her manager for a collab and I don't think she's ready to look up the weatherman's twitter account.

She can't even stream roblox (school shooting joke, telling kids to kill themselves ) or random minecraft servers (burning a black cube, the Ping map art) anymore.

>>15621515
But Pippa sounds nothing like Mumei

>>15621634
how new?

>>15621702
I'll see myself out.

>don't meet with family and friends to spend new year's eve with Pippa
>she chooses to spend with some e-celeb instead
T-Thanks Pippa.

>>15622905
she's chatting with peeps in the groomcord

>>15622905
otsudropped!

>>15621532
I can finally make my fanfic of Lia teaching Uruka how to kiss and french kiss

>>15622905
Otsucucked!
Hope you don't get any flashbacks to your earlier holidays :^)

>>15622905
It's fine, anon. Pippa is watching the same stream as you and posting stars of david on chat with you and the other retards.

You're watching Jim, are you?

Are any of the talents not watching the clock roll over with their bf?

Pumpkin Pippa wants on...

those pippa donos are cringe, does he even know about pippa at all?

>>15625687
No.

Pippa, this is what you deserve for abandoning us on new years

Pigpa those 333 CAD could have been yours if you didn't cuck your viewers.

>>15625922
it just hit me that he probably thinks all the pip stuff is from pewdipie's big pp memes

Did something happen in Jim's stream?
I'm backtracking on Jim's stream before it's deleted so I'm not up to date with it.

>>15626890
not for long lul

I am very drunk and I sent Lia a very creepy marrow and I already regret it.

>>15628580
If she never opens maros again then it's all because of you anon

It seems that it >>15070547 has happened again. This time I was drunk and overslept. This is like, what, the 5th time in a row?
Jesas...

>>15624781
Yes. The JPs. We watch the temple bell in Kyoto being hit 100 times instead by a group of monks.

>>15628580
What did you say, anon?

>>15628756
she did stream though, for like 5 minutes

Ok Kevin, we know you're drunk right now but where's the new thread?

>>15629054
Shortening it still falls into the criteria

>>15629042
Stuff about how much I like her hands.

>>15629183
Oh no.

>>15629144
New thread
>>15629210