/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiki love!

This audio is getting clipped way out of context.

Kiki Love!

I love Kiki!

>>15255760
>Making love with Kiki ON STREAM
>Fertilizing Kiki's Eggs ON STREAM
>Watching Kiki give birth ON STREAM

i picked a good time to tune in

I am a father now

SEANiglet

SEAneighbor for my name

Greg Heffley

I choose Jeff

George.....they are monkeys after all

I want mine named Bananas

An accident.

Tyrone

Bob

>>15255873
Okay, Kiki. Change my name to Humphry.

I'll name my sea monkey son Steve

My Sea Monke's name is U.S. Marine Pyon Pyon

Victor!

SEAN

Bob

Adolf

derek

Maki Nishikino

Kung plow

Hey Donny

Jingles, it's christmas

TAKESHI

José

Nico Yazawa

Nemo

John Murdock

Junji Ito

I want him named after me: Mauricio

Kaizer666

sammy

xXx_Dem0ng0d69_xXx

>>15255996
They are SEAMonkeys, not BRMonkeys

Alberto Barbosa

Sheev Palpatine

xXX_PussyDestroyerEternal_xXx

Spermy

I like my eggs how I like my women. Fertilized.

Karl Dönitz

>>15256022
How dare you insinuate I was born in that shithole. I was born in California.

*art, first letter of the last word in my fortune is the *<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.</span>

cunteater

>>15256072
well thats unfortunate, but I will love my son Fart

>>15256068
I am so fucking sorry for you anon

My son is going to be gay. Because there's nothing harder than being gay

Kiki.exe has broke

I'm starting to remember why I stopped watching Kiki

>>15256111
US MARINE....

>>15256144
I'M GOING TO NAME MY KID LOCKE
BECAUSE OF THIS LOCKE I FOUND

This is the happiest day of my life bros, I'm finally a father...

>>15256211
Same bro. Congrats

She has pony figs doesn't she?

>>15256306
She's a woman so it's not cringe

Hello Kiki! Since it's Christmas, can we pat your clover longer than usual today?

They keep disabled kids at horse therapy centers?

KIKI LOVE

came from being away and the first thing I heard was "stick in sex"

So she had to take care of this?

I'm going to have to learn how to make bunny webms if they make her that happy.

I've never owned a pet and don't want to
I'm sorry Kiki

>>15256864
delete this picture

Kiki is half asian so she's probably going to look this way for a long time.

>kiki's jealous cause her sister can pull off a mature, womanly look but she just looks like a child when she tries
lel

>>15257194
This is the ideal female body. Roastie hags may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

>>15257275
I'll keep saving this pic

Do you think Kiki had a myspace profile when she was a teenager?

I don't think my dad is going to be happy to hear I'm fathering a SEAneighbor.

>>15256111

>>15257397
NIGGER

>>15257275
that's nice kiki, please focus on the stream for now

>>15257479
How could anyone focus on anything with a bumbum like that?

I'm a rabbit and I always do

Little stink brat.

I WANT TO BURY MY GAVE IN KIKI'S CUNNY

I want to sniff her

How can she survive so long without bathing?
Does she not sweat or get greasy or something

Pontificate the aroma

conceptualise the flavour

>>15257775
4 days without bathing and I smell unbearable I unironically thought she was a master class wizard NEET lord and is so used to shit smell

>mfw there is a kissy outro

I love my wife

>tfw you feel bunny snout on your nose

Learned some things and I love her even more now

Aggie still in progress in case you missed it:

https://aggie.io/vkmrz2j3wg
https://aggie.io/vkmrz2j3wg
https://aggie.io/vkmrz2j3wg

I love my wife so much. The more she tslks about herself the more i fsll in love. Love you kiki<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

today has been 1st day that I actually unironically felt my love for Kiki, when I just wanted to hear her voice, just the slight peaks of her voice and that gave me energy to go on and feel warm inside

>rate?
This was very fun and comfy, I loved talking to my wife and champyons. All of her stories were cute and funny and getting to know her better makes me feel closer to her. Also apparently I'm a father now... I never really cared about marriage but I always wanted to be a father, thanks for that Kiki. Kiki love! Champyon love!
Merry Kikimas!/10

>Reminisce with my wife
>Became a father
>Know Kiki doesn't get smelly
This has been the best stream in a month of already amazing streams I LOVE YOU KIKI<span class="fortune" style="color:#aa01d0">

Your fortune: Happy Festivus!</span>

I'm still really happy that Kiki spent Christmas with me. I really wanted that. Thanks Kiki.<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

I just realized that she was supposed to be playing Cthulhu Saves Christmas. Not that I'm complaining. I prefer spending time with my wife and chatting. Plus I got to become a father today.

Hearing you crack up at my joke question was the best gift I could have gotten. Thank you for everything, Kiki.

>>15258322
The zatsu was much more fun anyway

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19710689/
Abstract

The characteristic human axillary odor is formed by bacterial action on odor precursors that originate from apocrine sweat glands. Caucasians and Africans possess a strong axillary odor, whereas many Asians have only a faint acidic odor. In this study, we provide evidence that the gene ABCC11 (MRP8), which encodes an apical efflux pump, is crucial for the formation of the characteristic axillary odor and that a single-nucleotide polymorphism (SNP) 538G --> A, which is prominent among Asian people, leads to a nearly complete loss of the typical odor components in axillary sweat.

>>15258458
Asians still need to bathe even if they don't have as many apocrine glands. I still love my wife uncontrollably anyway.

>>15258555
Just so people can relate and understand better. Also check'd.

>>15258636
Yeah, just wanted to make sure she knows it's light teasing is all. I don't think any of us mind outside of wanting her to do her health reps. I will admit I like it when she takes a bath and tells us what she smells like though. I like it a lot.

>>15258322
Yeah, i don't care as long as I'm hanging out with her. But now I got kids i have to worry about. I just hope George grows into a nice sea monkey. This was one hell of fun stream. Made my Kikimas sll the better.

Merry Kikimas everyone

Kiki love
Champyon love

>>15258458
>Kiki isn't smelly

>>15258458
I used to wrestle with a Japanese hafu in high school. Not only do they smell, they smell weird as hell.

>>15258863
>tomokofags officially drop to 0

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1474816224378822656?t=FMRVh0FAumc2GIutRtDz2w&s=19

>>15259358
She liked my art! I am a happy husband.

>>15259358
No thank you for spending your Christmas with us geese. You turned what would be just another boring day for me into a happy time that I spent with my wife. You have made me unbelievably happy. I love you kiki. And to many more Christmases. Merry Kikimas.

>>15259415
Also I already said it but Kiki spending Christmas with me meant so much to me. I unironically love her and have felt so happy for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

>>15259358
Thank you too, this was the best Christmas of my life. I love you, mwah <3
>a toast!
To many more to come! Cheers!

>>15259358
I just got up and it's Christmas here and Christmas is already over for Kiki.

Guys, do you know what day it is today? At least in Australia.
https://litter.catbox.moe/cvqd0w.jpg
It's /pyon/'s first Bunday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hh9lWK-iwc
A toast!

>>15260716
>>15260752
I'm too depressed that I missed like all of Kiki's Christmas streams because of time differences to care about bunday today. And VODs are for cucks. I'll just have to do something else today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTdkARr2Q54
This reminds me of Kiki and Champyons a little.

>>15261271
Sorry to hear that, I know that feel all too well. I missed the first stream and it was awful, but then I caught the second one and it fixed everything. Sorry to say the only cure I know of for lack of Kiki is more Kiki.

Be sincere Champyons, do I make you sad for existing as a regular "mentally unstable" shitposter in your threads?
Would it be more beneficial for /pyon/ as a whole if I left?
Maybe someone else will take my place but I'm sure you'll manage just fine to filter him out in some ways if he actually was a genuine parasite.
Even if I made a promise to stay with Kiki by all means, it just feels like I'm being here more for my own benefit than for Kiki.
You're not obliged to respond and I'll think about it by myself a bit until I make up my own mind.
I also won't take any of the replies seriously so don't expect you're talking to a human who you can be reasonable with.
May as well ask a mod to ban me if you have the power for it, just to send me your point across.

Well, we'll get the ball rolling eventually, it's only the first bunday so it takes getting used to. I'm really into dwarf hotot's by the way, they're too fucking cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyY-a-6DRI4

>>15261545
I can only speak for myself, I don't take your posts very seriously, it seems like /x/ or chuuni roleplay. I find them fun to read and kinda cool, definitely not sad. I like reoccurring characters. I don't want you to leave, if it's just roleplay then great, but if it's something serious I want to help if I can.

>>15261833
I guess I'm the cringe kino laughing stock of this thread,, feels good

>>15261902
no one really cares, sorry

>>15261951
neither do I

>>15261545
Are you the schizo anon?
If so then please post more I really do love them

>>15261992
thanks, I'm an ESL so it takes some extra effort for me

>>15261545
I don't even who you are, the dude pretending to be a schizo? do whatever you want man

Post some bunnies! I don't mind schizo anon but I'd rather be focusing on making Kiki happy instead. I can't do this alone because I'm rangebanned, it's too obvious I'm samefagging.

https://files.catbox.moe/p7gvop.jpg
Kiki on the left, me on the right.

>>15262061
don't know if you've noticed but I'm pretending to be anyone and everyone just to make this place feel more like a cult than it actually is just to filter normies but the only thing I never pretend to be is one of her husbands

https://youtu.be/lgpHuGSy3Jk

orb

come on kiki, its time for your bath!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Xh3lHQg6w

>>15262061
also to fuck with y'all Champs, for some reason I just can't get enough of it

>>15262470
You're being just plain cringe right now, breaking character and attention whoring.

Goddamn I love these little emo rabbits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqtEUlP42Jo

https://youtu.be/tAknJFNai3Y

Heres a grumpy bunny.

>>15262600
I'll take your words to heart

>>15262311
I know it's a zoomer meme please don't kill me

>>15262253

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyVUeXF92UE
This one is kinda sad. Selective breeding fucked it up so it can't coordinate its legs.

Why do you continue to larp as the fake schizo and other anons? Do you have no character of your own that you feel the need to pretend to be others? Anonymous personalities on the internet even. You're an odd one indeed. Why don't you try to do things to make people feel happy for a change, you might find it to be a more rewarding experience. Well, at least you toned down being outwrite malicious and manipulative for Kikimas eve and Kikimas day.

>>15262864

>>15263188
most likely because I just love the dopamine rush it gives me

>>15263243
kiki has done nothing but kind to everyone and you enjoy hurting her. you get it hurts her right?

I hope Kiki's dreaming of lots of champyons

>>15263283
try to understand my worldview, I'm a schizoid who thinks he's making you a favor for hurting her for you because you wouldn't ever be able to

>>15263311
You know she is.

>>15256111
Indeed it will be hard for you gay son... and by it I meant my dick.
kiki love!

dont engage with the retard anymore. this is fucked up

>>15263456
You aren't me and you'll never be me
My cock is simply far too massive and weighty and girthy for someone as tiny as you to replicate it

>>15257338
you can just ask in present tense

indeed I am kind of retarded
>>15263505

>>15263311
That is such a cute rabbit. Awwww

>>15261545
You should 100% stay
Those threads already feel like a discord with how insular it is and the slightest shitpost or sarcasm is attacked, without people like you it's just over man
Plus kiki needs to harden herself if she wanna go anywhere in life

>>15263595
idk if youve been in the threads for the last few days, but shes hardened up pretty well.

>>15261992
>>15262061
I thought I was that guy so I guess there are multiple... I don't like how he sounds like he's claiming that role by himself

Since it's still Christmas here in burgerland I'll post Christmas bunnies

>>15263648
Yeah, still room though she started from pretfy far and champyons are still as protective as when she was vulnerable which isn't as needed anymore

>>15263656
He's also pretending to be me
It's a very interesting baiting tactic and I got to give him credit he had me fooled for a few posts

>>15263704
you dont need to actively hurt her over and over until shes too afraid to show emotion anon. doesn't that sound kind of messed up?

>>15263725
Yeah fuck that faggot, I meant I liked you yandere Kiki webm anon. I don't think he's even a schizoid considering how much of an attention whore he is, let alone a schizo.

Is it too late to name a sea monkey? I wanna name one Richard after my grandfather

does schizo = anti?
are there multiple people dedicated to hurting kiki here rn

>>15263917

I love Kiki so much. Her happiness lights up my heart.

>>15264008
this gif makes me hungry for boba

I miss her
I miss her so goddamn much

>>15263917
"schizo anon" = a specific anon that posts weird shit. like comfy webm anon, mega collector anon, etc.
"schizo" = this faggot and generally people that pretend to be multiple people to sow chaos and often reply to themselves. Almost always an anti.

>>15263891
I don't believe it's to late

>>15264101
ahhh makes sense
well i sent the meidos on them anyway so it will be fine, they admitted to fucking with people

>>15264095
Post some bunnies bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7TL2W1scbo

>>15264075
mmm i miss boba. if i wasn't cutting back on sugar i'd get one right now.

>>15263891
I'd probably ask again when she wakes up. Also, Richard is a great name.

>>15264176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1lhlBnv0M

>>15264275
F-FUGG

You can get a dopamine rush out of making people happy.

We've had so many bad threads it's heard to remember them, and I can't think of a single one in particular, or what anybody wrote it it. The bad uncomfy threads are not memorable, nor are any of the posts inside of it particularly noteworthy either. People just wind up feeling gross afterwards, a little sad, and a little less active for the next ones.

But the really comfy threads are quite memorable. Have you ever been in a thread so comfy and wholesome that nobody wants to bump it? Through great effort these sorts of threads that make people make life changing decisions and cry tears of joy can be made. That's a dopamine high that will last you a long time. Try it sometime.

https://youtu.be/bJu6GHNjSZg

Watch a rabbit open presents

>>15264275
we need to honk in chat instead of uooooh

Kiki sounds fat

>>15264347
That thread after Husband ASMR...

>>15264347
this. kiki always talks about those comfy posts and they make her cry tears of joy too

>>15264347
Something tells me we wont have a thread that comfy for a while. But man do I want one.

>>15264494
we will wait it out

>>15264494
Don't really know why the antis have been in full force these past few weeks
Maybe newfags getting assblasted at being btfo'd or trannies who knows

>>15264347
I've reached a point of no return
a mix of cute aggression, sadism and generally being a psychopath

>>15264551
>>15264494
Yeah, been trying my best to make comfy posts, it's just when a thread derails it will get drowned out.

what was your favourite kikimas moment?

>>15264673
I think the question should what moment was not your favorite. Because of how good Kikimas has been. But even then I don't have a moment I dont like.

>>15264605
They really have been trying their best, huh? I just ignore them. No matter the bait I know I love my wife and she loves me. Eventually they'll tire themselves out.....eventually

>>15264673
Every time Kiki gets the giggles it gets me too and I can't stop smiling like an idiot. Happened so many times when I was outside, I hope no one gave me looks hahah

>>15264619
>favorite
This previous zatsu. The chat just flowed naturally, I loved hearing her talk about IRL stuff, it was just great. Most of all I was happy that she seemed to be having fun too, I was worried because I saw in the thread she was sad about people not showing for the stream before that, which leads into my next point.

>>15264734
>least favorite
The part where I waited until west coast burger christmas hoping Kiki would stream, realizing she wouldn't and thinking it was safe to set my alarm to the scheduled stream time, only to find out I completely missed a gorrila stream.

>>15264820
The only thing that gets me these days is inactivity, and again mostly because that seems to get to Kiki. I hate to say it but I prefer bait-infested threads over dead ones. Ideally we would be comfy and horny and /an/ posting, or just chatting about random shit like video games, of course.

>hurt
A stratch at best, cmon, it's always shitpost abd superficial stuff not IRLtier or similar
Basically how vaccines work! Though I guess this won't make it sound better to the mutts here but eh

>>15264101
>>15264154
>>15263917
idk I don't think I'm any of those, just like to have fun and shitpost
I don't get why kiki and many champyons take this thread so seriously, anons boards never were meant like that and will never be, by nature

>>15264673
when Kiki

>>15266010
can you go back to plebbit please. The sensitive people defending kiki is literally shitposters themselves, not us

>>15266096
none of us do, kiki has been shitposting her face off in these threads recently

You're on a beach, your wife's beside you. You look at her and smile. Her beautiful clover eyes shine in the setting sun's brilliant light. She's wearing a two piece bikini. Black with white polka-dots. Her bottom half is covered in a blanket you brought. She leans against you as you both stare at the sea. Calm. You see seagulls fly overhead and crabs walk across the shore. "Champyon?" She asks. "Do you love me?" You look at her puzzled. Of course tou do.
"Kiki, you know I love you. Why would you ask?" You say in a happy tone. She looks up at you tears in her eyes.
"I just felt tha-" You place a hand on her cheek. You use you other to gently pet her ear.
"Kiki, we've been married for so long. I promished thatcas long as I'm here I'll always love you. And nothing will change that." You say as a tear rolls down her cheek colliding with your hand. You pull her in close kissing her. "There is no way I'd ever stop loving you." She smiles at the sound of your words.
"Ogey." She says standing up dropping the blanket. You blush. The sun creates a gorgeous red outline around her small body. She extends a hand. "Come on. I want to run in the water." You take her hand smiling. This is what made you happy. Seeing her happy. You both run towards the ocean. Your feet plunge into the cold water. You shiver, but your strucked by a wave of cold water. You look over to see Kiki is giggling. You smirk as you kick up water. Splashing her. "Brrrr!" She lets out. She sprints towards you, tackling you into the water. It wasn't deep the water just barely passed your ankle. You land on your back. Looking down you she Kiki on your chest. She looks up at you. "I love you."
"I love you more." You say with a smirk only to be hit with a wave of water. "Hey!"
"No I love you more!" She exclaims. You smile. You loved when she spoke about how much she loved you.
You nod. "Okay. You love me more." You say holding up your arms, begore setting them down on her back hugging her tight.
"Brrrrr. Can we stay like this?" She asks nuzzling her fave into your chest.
"Sure." You say. After a couple of minutes you're both hit with a wave. You get up and spit out the salt water in you mouths. "O-On second thought how about we go back home? You ask staring at your wife wringing the water out of her long hair. You both laugh aloud.
"Ogey, but next time you're taking me out to eat." She demands.
You nod. "It's a date." She smiles and you both begin to pick up your stuff before walking to your car. Your mind starts to wonder where you'd take her. What place is worthy of serving your beautiful wife food.


Decided to make a comfy post now. Finished spending Christmas with my folks and thought I'd post another one to the thread. I know I said I'd probably wait, but I just couldn't Again, I'm having so much fun. Hope you all enjoy. And merry Kikimas.

>>15266096
Most of /vt/ is newfags trying to fit it by constantly saying how they hate trannies and niggers, because they think you have to say the obvious to appear cool
But they use threads like discord or twitter really, any shitpost is an anti, any post totally-positive is meant to harm Kiki, kiki selfpost like it's nothing, no wonder they don't get fans can shitpost for fun and nothing here should ever be taken seriously.

>>15266278
so comfy anon, i love this

>>15266278
keep writing! I love it

>>15266278
comfy anon delivers again.

>>15266294
/pyon/ is my own shitpost general
can't you just make another /pyon/ thread to be a husband in?

>>15266294
thankyou for the insight anon i love you

>open the thread again
>multiple long posts
nope the fuck out

>>15266556
there's a comfy one
rest are samefags

funny how they miraculously post in the same timeslots

>>15266294
how new

half the shitposts are kiki

Was working this bgm cover a while ago but never posted it in full I think.
https://files.catbox.moe/h94b2t.mp3
It's Breeze in a very jazzy ragtime way, to making it feel as bouncy as a bunny.

felt weird to post on "art" hashtag since it's music idk
maybe kiki will see it, merry christmas to all<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

>>15266698
put it in kiki keks?
its super good anon

>>15266698
Well damn alright

Very cool, but I don't see any bunnies being posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC1Lx9WaOLU
seems more like horny bunny

>>15266904
Just use the off topic report in those cases

>>15267158
anon..
please be less obvious

>>15266904
It's not bundy for burgers right now. Still kikimas

>>15266904
it's no longer bunnymas for me too

>>15266294
Trannies have been mentioned sparsely these past few threads and niggers only recently because of SEAmonkeys
And before this I used to watch Nijisanji and those threads hardly talked about niggers and trannies
As for the rest of /vt/ don't know don't care I use other boards
Also half of your post is incomprehensible

>>15267409
based

>>15266904
>>15267333
But even if it's not bunday for me I'll post a Christmas bunny pic I found.

>>15267409
Not that I care for the word but I've never seen mentioned as much as in /pyon/, not since Artemis 's debut back in /jp/
To the point Kiki had to tweet to ask anons to cool it down cause it wasn't funny anymore

>>15266476
I try my best.

my whole family is smashed so i started an argument and then slipped away in the chaos. kiki doko?

>>15267526
its because of the trans support server, that's why its mentioned.
i assume you're a newfag, maybe you didn't know.

but yeah its been mentioned less which is good

Is it ok if I post this bun for bunday?
I don't have any real ones saved on my computer

>>15267606
real bunnies please
kiki doesnt wanna see that

>>15267526
We have, or had, a dedicated tranny anti so pissing him off was like a hobby.

>>15267633
Ogey

>>15267606
only kiki

>>15267606
I dunno, don't feel pressured to post anything right now. Ideally go save a bunch of bunny pics, maybe make edits, and post them while she streams. I'm just trying to force the meme a little so people get the idea for the future.

bunny posting?

>>15267779
irl bunnies
only kiki

>>15267779
Only Kiki.

>>15267779
I'm the nanafag and that's too far
At least nanachi isn't another vtuber and is actually cute and not a whore

>>15267870
just know posting that made kiki sad anon

I want to FUCK a rabbit<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>>15267870
now you are going too far
she is a cute bunny

>>15267939
I want to FUCK a champ<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

>>15267990
I fuck her every night

>>15267990
kiki go to bed

>>15267990
kiki wake up

>>15267990
Kiki shouldn't you be sleeping

>>15267990
Kiki shouldn't you be sleeping with me

>>15267990
Kiki come back to bed

>>15267990
Kiki aren't tired. Didn't we just finish

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1474875572979265536

>>15268277
I mean if you want to stay up you can. I won't stop my wife from staying up. But thats only if you're well rested.

>>15268277
First we need to put on your leash and collar, then I can lead you to bed.

I'd participate in the bunny posting, but I'm afraid I don't have any of my own, and it would feel weird to post images of somebody else's bunnies.

>>15268277
Good morning kiki.

>>15268650
I feel the same, but maybe look for videos instead. You can link them here. You would just be spreading cute bunny videos. No need to feel wierd.

>>15268277
>>15267990
Stop I told you I woke up with a boner because of you. And I don't have more vocaroos to fap to

>>15268793
Anon, you have plenty of streams and Asmrs.

>>15268277
Holding Kiki close and smothering her with my muscles

>>15268277
https://files.catbox.moe/8oeg5d.png

>>15268903
>picture is upside down
ITS REAL

>>15268838
>Asmrs
I don't want to destroy my dick man

>>15268986
Come on you know want to, I mean it's Kiki whispering in your ear. You don't have to use the whole stream just the parts you like. Just giving advice. Need material there it is

>>15268940
I hate that i didn't notice that at first. I kept thinking something was off

>>15269134
Nta but, yes my wife, I will masturbate to you now.

>>15268793
I have noticed a distinct lack in vocaroos lately. I don't care if their horny or not. But even the wholesome i love yous get me going so either way I'm good.

>>15269134
I like this part a lot, when she's so playful
https://youtu.be/8NVoZEVyxKA?t=1529
it activates my monkey brain ook o-AHHHHHHHH

>>15269857
Playful kiki is definitely one of things I'm into.

>>15268277
Well, if you're going back to sleeo then I'll sleep too

UNHINGED kiki

Damn it guys you really can't take a hint? I thought she was supposed to be the autistic one? Where's the horny posting?

>>15271734
I mean I could always horny post but my fetishes are let's say unconventional and I wouldn't want to gross her out.

>>15271734
I might have been really horny and had to take care of the problem. I'm just a rabbit. In the future I'll restrain myself and write her a little something first.

>>15271734
Too busy starving from saving myself for christmas dinner in 2 hours

>>15266698
very cheerful thanks

>>15271734
Sorry spell it out where is the hint. Been focused with Christmas

>>15271734
I mean you could step up and do it. But a lot of us are dealing with Christmas and stuff. Want the horny post do it yourself.
Merry Christmas

I'm gonna have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation with Kiki!

>>15273798
>>15267990
She spelled it out herself, but also her tweet seems liek "fine... you don't HAVE to fuck me I guess... I'm going to bed, very slowly, don't try and stop me, no, no, please don't that would be sooo bad."

>>15271734
sorry, but whet I want is beyond what Kiki can give me
I am a suck fuck that likes handholding, headpats, letting her rest her head on my shoulder/knees, hugging, vanilla loving sex, emotional and physical dependency and many other degenerate acts

>>15273911
I'll have you know I just finished the first draft of "the full takeshi" and I just wanted you guys to buy me some time. I dunno she might have actually gone to bed by now, though.

It needs revision and I especially avoided adding dialogue because I know that's my weakness and I wanted to focus on that later, but whatever I'll post the v.01

>>15273953
Again, dealing with Christmas. Like a lot of burgers probably are

>>15274015
I mean you don't have to post it now. Like you said she's most likely adleep. (IF NOT THEN YOU BETTER TWEET NOW KIKI, HORNY WILL ONLY HAPPEN FOR YOU NO ONE ELSE.) Wait till shes up anon.

Meh, it's like 8am-12am in Aus... She must be asleep. I should probably wait for next time to post it, right? It's not fully finished anyway.

>>15274128
>>15274106
Yeah, I'd probably wait. You're spending so much time on it. You don't want her not to see it right?

>>15274177
Yeah... have a bunny instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TudCTFRzSP8

>>15273953
It would be very bad and unfortunate if I get a hard-on and start masturbating during my family reps

>>15273953
To be fair. This thread has a lot of burgers right, i mean where is everyone. So expecting some horny post when a lot are with family, you might not get as many. Also why didn't she just tweet "Clover is shaking, feeling funny" like before that'd really let people know. But she's most likely asleep now. Though I could be wrong on everything.
Not criticizing, I'm just a dunce. Monkey brain you kno. If you're horny kiki, if you see this, just mention the clover and I will horny post. Just don't expect much.

i dont want to be horny i only want to be loving
>taking kiki to a fertility specialist to ensure her small body can safely handle pregnancy
>having sex every time kiki is ovulating
>going to the store to get a pregnancy test when kiki is late
>watching kiki's little hands flap as she excitedly shows you the two lines
>listening in through the door as kiki tells little man
>holding kiki's hair back during her morning sickness
>helping rub lotion on kiki's bump so to help with stretchmarks as she starts to show
>cooking extra for dinner to help kiki eat for two like the doctor told her
>reassuring kiki that her small breasts will still be able to produce plenty of milk for the baby
>taking on all the household responsibilities as kiki starts to get too big to be waddling around comfortably
>gently massaging kiki to help her through the cramps
>taking charge and keeping kiki calm when her water breaks
>holding kiki's small hand in yours at the hospital as labor begins
>tears of joy wetting both of your faces as you meet the newest little lady for the first time
>loving kiki and your daughter forever

>>15274805
Oh fuck I didn't prepare myself for reading that.

>>15274326
I said before, I look forward to reading it. And with how much you're putting into it I'm positive Kiki is definitely saving it and reading it while she "sleeps"

>>15274805
this is all a Champyon wants in life..

>>15274015
How long is it? If I may ask.

>>15274805
the dream

Just went back and reread her tweet. How fucking dumb am I? Was I just over comfy from making my post earlier that I didn't notice? I'm a husband that didn't even notice his wife's clear signals in her tweet. I even told her goodnight.........How dense am I?

>>15275342
To be fair Anon she could have been acting like a brat Or like a child being told to go to bed She could have just meant "okay fine I'll go to sleep" But we will never know. Don't beat yourself up though as I said earlier it is Christmas. She literally had a stream earlier where she was telling burgers merry Christmas so wanting them to horny post when they're most likely with friends and family might not be the best.

>>15275079
I'm overhyping it, truth is I just suck at it so it's a lot of work for me in relative terms. 3 posts, it could possibly fit into 2 but it has 3 acts anyway.

>>15275342
>>15276056
Yeah man I was half-joking, my interpretation is plausible but by no means objectively correct.

>>15276235
I'm sure it'll be good I'll still look forward to it.

>>15271734
I had a really long one written out but then the last thread died before I had a chance to submit it and I accidental copied over it and it killed the mode. I'd re-write it but she's probably sleeping right now. Maybe I'll write it again tomorrow.

>>15276831
Fuck, that sucks. But yeah, the wife did directly mention in the pre-stream chat how its hard to use her imagination only lately. We need to satisfy her if we want to keep her u kno. I don't expect to accomplish this alone, so forget about me and work on your own stuff, whether drawings, commissions, writing or something else entirely.

This is a long shot and it'd take months at least if I ever did it, but I was thinking of learning how to make MMDs, then commissioning someone to make a Kiki and Champyon model, then creating fully animated scenarios would be easy... Wait.

Kiki has her own Koikatsu model (that she doesn't want to give us). How hard is it really to make something resembling a Champyon too? Could she have been playing Koikatsu this whole time? If not, maybe she should.

>>15277096
She wants things she can put in her folder, women like erotica more than the visual stimulation that men like. She also said she was a fan of poetry, so I'm guessing she is just a general literature fan. But that would just be my personal take. She hasn't really ever went into what detail on what specific things she likes I don't think.

>>15277451
Nta, but I can understand that. I find my self liking the written horny and comfy posts when it comes to getting in the mood way more than the drawings. But i might just be weird. I do wish she'd tell us what she really likes, but i guess she wants to see what makes us tick. Maybe thats it. She gets off on seeing what her husbands are into.

>>15277753
I feel like she has told you, but the thing with women is that they are covert speakers, they'll rarely say things that they want outwrite. They prefer to play little mind games. Well she's told us without telling us that she likes leashes, so that would be a good place to extrapolate. Pet play mayhaps, she's a bit of a degenerate our oshi.

>>15277921
In a vocaroo she mention being in public with a champyon and feeling the wind on her cunny, but not being nervous because of her champyon holding the leash. If I'm correct. So something to do with public. But that doesn't fit seeing as she's usually to scared to even kiss when newfrens are around. But your fantasies are different than reality so

>>15278168
Public, but hidden. Like out in a farm field or something.

>>15278251
Yeah and found the vocaroo
https://voca.ro/1deOKJtgBor0

>>15278324
Anon... that's not a fantasy. That's a meme.

>>15278370
Yeah didn't knoe that. I think im a little sleep deprived right now. Maybe i should delete it before i get 30 replies saying the same thing

>>15278474
Nah, it's all good. I'm not sure how well known it is. I've seen it posted on /vt/ a few times, it appears on /pol/ very frequently.

>>15278526
I've never seen that before. Well anyway, back to the subject at hand.

We have leash play and hidden in public. What else? And fellow champs if you read this join in we must find out our wife's fantasy. If she wont tell us we'll find it out ourselves

>>15278474
Haha well it's a meme based on her fetish, you weren't too far off.

>>15277921
I think I've picked up on a lot of stuff, but I don't want to talk about it in depth because she's shy and she didn't say it openly for a reason. I'll just say she's pretty clearly into size_difference and being manhandled (basically >IMAGINE in reverse).

>>15278674
I didnt think of her being shy. I don't want to make her feel embarrassed by this. I just want to know whatxshe likes so I can try and make a better horny post for her

>>15278629
>hidden in public.
That is speculation really. No idea if she is into that. Well I'm about 95% sure she wants to be dominated, most women do. When we did that ASMR the one time she was taunting us for not being more forthcoming and basically horny posting in her chat when she was pretending to sit on our laps if you recall. I also get the sneaking suspicion she likes the thought of being put over somebodies knee and spanked.

Anyway what I'm writing is likely too hardcore for her as it is, I'm thinking of forking it into a more Kiki friendly very and either the original or an even more sadistic ver. I went with the flow a bit selfishly, there are things I could make that would be a safer bet that she'd like (though it is entirely possible she'd like the harder parts too, she's cultured she's seen a few hentai).

Kiki if you’re reading this if you still have long nails, rapping them on the desk sounds really good in an ASMR setting

Isn't it noon there, shouldn't she be awake by now?

>>15278819
Wow domination. I want her to dom me not the other way around. But whatever.

Well remember jersey. I can believe that she sort of likes it since she acted like a brat in that part of the streams. With the whole "what are you going to do about it?" Tyoe stuff.

>>15278746
Yeah I know and if I could tell you privately I would, but I don't want random people doing random shit with that knowledge (educated opinion).

>>15278819
I think it's somewhat related to being in public not just domination, because she also talked on the disney date about doing that there in public.

Guys, let me tell you something about sexual fantasies, it might shock you. They're usually stuff you can't for whatever reason do in reality. She might specifically like stuff she's deathly afraid of in reality.

>>15279011
>>15278819
Also in jersey she was assaulting us. Taunting us with who would believe you.

I don't know anymore. This bunny i swear

>>15279011
Regarding that, that's mesugaki or brat behavior. It's a loli archetype that starts off by bullying the male and being dominant but ends up being hopelessly submissive by the end.

>>15278674
She has told us a whole ton of the stuff she is into, but like you I'm hesitant to list out specifics. Normally I hornypost like crazy for her but I've been exhausted all day and just napping and watching YouTube. If people pay attention to the things that are going on when she gets in the mood they'll pick up on them.

>>15278746
Anon she's basically got nudes of her model Pinned to her Twitter for thousands to see. Kiki isn't shy.

>>15279165
That's pretty much what I was thinking. Kiki is a walking Asanagi doujinshi, there I saw it.

>>15279191
>Kiki isn't shy.
It's complicated. One is a model, the other is real, but its also just fantasy not real-real. Yeah.

>>15279246
>saw it.
said it*. Fuck it's way too late for me to be doing any sort of horny posting. I'll pick this back up tomorrow after she streams kek.

>>15279046
I understand. Truth be told i don't want to know. Especially if she'd even for a second be embarrassed by hit. And yeah that knowledge shouldn't be given to anyone willy nilly like.

Nta but I know what fantasies are. There is a reason monster girl tags exist. Cool in concept, but a demon or something in reality would be terrifying.

My wife would never be such an insatiable slut.

>>15279398
The Kiki is a tough a complex nut to crack. I think there are many sides of her that we don't see.

>>15279165
Yeah i know about that.

>>15279398
>slut
No, my wife is an insatiable nymphomaniac. Big difference.
Nah, she's not even that, she's just a bit degenerate as anyone that's been on the internet long enough is.

>>15279191
She is coy about some things and not others. The things I've picked up on that she has been coy about I don't really mention, unless you read my hornyposts because I put them in there for her. Unfortunately I also don't save my hornyposts so they're all just in the archive somewhere...And probably saved by Kiki, which is hot.

>>15279508
Well my point is that's not really a "dom" archetype, at best it's a "switch". She's probably into the whole idea of assymetrical power dynamics, or I'm just projecting that because I am. Lovey dovey sex between equals is fine and probably what would happen if she actually had sex, but in fantasy it's way more fun when one person is superior to the other. A mommy or a loli, a bara or a shota.

Bros, is it weird that I don't really care that much about sex or stuff. Like the romance is what I'm into the most and i could care less about the sex part. I don't know. All my life the guys I've hung around all talked about sex and how once you have you'll think different about it, but i don't know. I just don't like it. Only jerk it just to get rid of the feelings and to relieve stress. Maybe I'm just wierd. I feel like I'm not normal because of it. All throughout college it's been this way. Like I love kiki and i would sleep with her in a heartbeat but i just dont really like sex. Nevermind my problems just felt like speaking you can ignore me

>>15279768
Yeah i get that. Hell I'll admit I'd have lovey dovey sex, but in fantasy i want a lolibab to dom me hard.

>>15279787
That's fine dude be open about it. People have varied sexualities and various ways to express it. I don't believe in the SJW bullshit terms like calling that asexual, but you might be less sexual in relative terms and that's fine - just like how a tomboy is more masculine in relative terms, no need to make her transition to a male.

Well that's a weird tangent. No, you're not weird, and the reason we're talking about this is mostly because we think Kiki wants us to. I'm a bit of a degenerate but if she was a prude I could've easily kept it to myself and just enjoyed the romantic parts too. I do need to stress that I deeply care for Kiki in a romantic way as well.

>>15279787
i can relate. sex is wonderful with someone you love but its never been like a goal for me. i don't dislike sex, i just don't seek it out. i have a much stronger desire for companionship

>>15279787
I fucking wish I was that way anon. I can sympathize with Kiki because "If only you knew how bad things really are"

>>15279960
I feel the same way, like I'll have sex and I'll love it as long as it's with the woman i love. I just don't need it in order to be happy. I like the wholesome stuff.

>>15279787
When your dopamine center isn't fried, the prospect of it all takes on a new meaning. Try nofap for a month and you'll see what I mean. Your biology is probably turning you off on the idea because it's tricked itself into thinking your some kind of warlord with a harem of different women to choose from every night whenever they feel the itch, porn will do that for you. So there isn't a biological incentive anymore for you to really seek it out.

Bros, I'm having a really hard time not saying "Kikimas" to family instead of "Christmas" now. This is my life now, and I'm fine with this.

>>15280255
Um forgot to mention porn and hentai turns me off. As in i dont like it. So no my mind doesn't believe I'm some sex fiend that is slaying pus every night. I just don't like sex.

>>15280385
You do jerk off to something don't you? Or is it just your imagination?

>>15280255
>>15280385
Plus i dont jerk off that much either. This is really wierd to talk about

>>15280426
Mostly imagination especially after meeting kiki. I used to watch porn and all, but i quit after a while

>>15280445
There is probably a twitter word for you but I don't know it. No shade to you, it's just very atypical for a man to be like this and there is probably some new age "psychology" term for it.

>>15280255
Yeah but did you read what he said? He just jerks it occasionally to relieve stress. What you said applies to me more, I definitely have a porn addiction. Kiki is helping with that to some extent btw, since there just isn't that much porn of her I can't keep jerking it for hours. Still daily tho.
>>15280426
Jerking off itself is not the problem, did you read "your brain on porn dot com" or just believed the no fap guys? It's about "supernormal" stimulus created by browsing lots and lots of porn, not the act of ejaculation. The dopamine is released DURING the fap, not after.

I feel like I'm saying this everyday, but look at this. A dude came out and talked about how he feels personally and people have been nice to the guy. I love this community some times it's great.

Well the thread is about to die anyways, so it will be lost in the annals of time with nobody but the schizo to read it, so no point in getting shy now.

>>15280582
My best friend is like that to some extent, I mean he does like having sex when he can but he's also been single for long periods. He only jerks off once every few days, quickly in the bathroom without anything except imagination, just to get it done. It might not be the norm these days but it's not a twitter word either.

>>15280658
In that case, I just have one thing to say, please don't judge me:

I love Kiki!

Yeah we were on page 6 last I checked, could be on our way to 10 by now. OP get ready.

>>15280756
Absolute filth. Never speak again.

>>15280801
I'm sorry you had to bare witness to my degeneracy Kiki.

Make sure you read the science no fap guy. There are some benefits to it but you get them after a week not a month, and if you don't jerk it you'll just have wet dreams instead. The real problem is porn addiction, or fapping too long not too often. Well too often can be a problem as well if you add it up, like several times a day is the same as once for long. The healthiest is to fap like 1-3 times a week.

Since I have started watching Kiki I have tuned into an absolute coomer. I keep thinking about blowing my load in her and daydream about her doing motherly things with our children.

>>15281048
I literally only jerk it to Kiki. She cured my porn addition.

>>15281434
You'd better, otherwise it's cheating. That was a big step for me but luckily I was just about done doing a full loop in my degeneracy when I fell in love with her. I do still have basically every fetish that exists, it would be easier to name ones I don't, but my biggest turn ons right now are eye_contact, pov, kissing, ideally during missionary. Also I've always been a butt>tits man as well as loli>mommy. Also asians and hapas.

for you weebs out there, /a/ has their annual radio event. Comfy with a drink in the hand while waiting for the next stream

>>15282236
I haven't been to r/a/dio threads in years... I saw it earlier today, browsed a bit and left. Fine, I'll join.

>>15282298
It's Claud's block, he's trying to put people asleep rn

>>15282236
nice to see people are still doing annual r/a/dio and mogra streams, i've been tuned in since 2013

>>15282236
Ah, I forgot about it. Those used to be my yearly ritual.

>>15282426
Seriously I cracked open a beer and I'm greeted by lullabies. Last time I was there I listened to some hype shit, but I guess that stuff gets requested first.

The thread is gold tho

>>15282569
r/a/dio just isn't the same without the dildo clock.. another NYE without Ekureiru

>>15283081
just imagine Kiki is singing them to you fren

I imagine Kiki rocking our child to sleep as she whisper sings, “you are my sunshine.”

>>15285097
https://youtu.be/goPK7Z72uF0

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1474970814059401217

>>15286157
Ohayo

>>15286157
Good morning kiki

>>15286157
Good morning, my wife.

>>15286157
Good morning Kiki! Sup?

>>15285175
Ohio key key

New thread:
>>15286424

morning Champs, witness me entering Kiki's autistic brain and manipulating it to my demise for the 459th time until she acts the way I've always planned