/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15220872
▼Uruka Monster Cover
https://youtu.be/Xnvt1IRaO1c

▼Today's Streams

https://youtu.be/2j8vFTbGxiQ
Pippa's delayed TERA stream has been scheduled for 1.5 hours from now

https://youtu.be/wyXJzS2tfCw
Iori will be performing an Unarchived Christmas Karaoke in 5 hours

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES
merry xmas /pcg/

Hey (You), ready to GET KEKED?

>>15221065
i have a strong desire to see full-on porn of pippa in this exact outfit getting fucked doggystyle. please gods, let this happen
>>15221137
yes

I LOVE LIA BABY!

FOR WHAT REASON DID THE GODS HAVE TO CREATE URUKA, IF NOT TO SHOW US, WHAT THE PERFECT BEING IS? HER FACE A SCULPTED WORK OF ART, HER VOICE THE SONG OF A THOUSAND ANGELS, HER MUSICAL TALENT A COLLABORATIVE OPERA BY THE FINEST MUSICAL TALENTS, HER DORKY PERSONALITY A SONNET BY THE MOST PROLIFIC POETS. EVERY SINGLE CREATIVE MIND EVER CONCEIVED, CONTRIBUTING TO HER CREATIVE, FROM DAVINCI, TO LOU GUANZHONG, TO VIVALDI. AND SHE IS THE RESULT, AND SHE IS THE MOST DIVINE CREATION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!

I think for Christmas we should let sleeping rrats lie and given how all the talents at least pretend like they don't have problems with each other we should do the same.

>>>15221684
Sure, I can let that lie for now. But the janitors grooming talents thing will not be dropped.

Uruka LOVE

>>15221684
I promise not to cuckpost as much for the next 48 hours.

I want to fuck the janitors as the talents they've groomed to love them cry in the corner!

>>15221769
If you believe the rrats then it's too late for certain talents and doesn't seem to be an issue for the rest. So at this point I don't even care. Though I say this as someone with an oshi who's rrats were exterminated

>>15221181
Don't let that dream die, go commission an artist to make it happen. Between the /aco/ thread and reddits legion of starving artists, there's plenty who can make it happen relatively cheaply.

>>15222442
I really would like to, but sadly i'm extremely broke. :(

LIA LOVE

Merry Christmas /pcg/ , Hope you're all having a great and rrat free time. Stay Cozy and stay warm! Don't forget to listen to potion today! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

MICHIRU LOVE

>Jim just shut down the idea of him ever becoming a VTuber
Pippa, this is your chance to carry on Jim's legacy in VTuber form

>>15222594
Fine, i'll do it myself. You'll have your oshi getting railed doggystyle. By Tenma. Do you prefer strap on or futa?

Look at the flow, the composition, the content. Hololive has it kind of figured out, despite the variety of topics everything is compartmentalized and he doesn't lose focus. This man has done his homework.

Now look at a stream where she talks about something rather than struggle with video games. She's all over the place and when her improvisation fails, she resorts to angrily screaming about whatever until the superchat brigade arrive and she has an excuse to stop. Also the whole deal with chat jannies but mentioning those would be extremely unfair.

>>15223138
god bless you, anon. i don't know how i'll ever repay the favor
strap-on, pls

>>15223233
>>15223138
No fuck that make it futa. The fishman, Pippa, and even Tenma would like it that way.

>>15223202
>stream once every three month or so
v.s.
>stream like 6 times a week

>>15223291
wtf anon don't hijack my wish

>>15222866
Her Merry Christmas for members was cute too.

I hope you have a merry christmas anons

>>15223479
same, anon<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

>>15222829
>>15223479
Merry Christmas bros<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

>>15222866
I hope she inclines next year bros...

>>15222899
>Jim's legacy in VTuber form
Such a thing can't exist, vtubers can't be separated from escapism, while Jim's content is focused on the bleakness of reality.

>>15224556
>vtubers can't be separated from escapism
Pippa will change that

>>15224579
she better not

>>15224597
why not

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1474546151953252354
Clasp your hands together and pray anons

>Rratatatatatat!
Merry Christmas you filthy animals
>Rratatatatatat!
And a happy new year

https://youtu.be/2j8vFTbGxiQ
pippa will be doing a christmas karaoke tonight
>>15224643
our prayers have been answered answered an-non
also holy shit anon that shout out from jim

>>15223479
You too :)

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1474559383149637633

What does this mean?

>>15224621
i hate real life, i watch vtubers to escape from real life. why would i want real life in my vtubers?

>>15224719
>Karaoke
If she doesn't open with "Don't be rama rama" I swear to fucking God.

>>15224748
Silly Michiru, that’s not how you search how to make friends.

>>15224719
>that shout out from jim
Did someone actually do it?

>>15220872
Phase wars were hype AF, this org is really great and creative hopefully gen 2 blows-up for them

>>15224917
I'm going to groom the fish into making me a paid cubegame organizer as minecraft was a complete shitshow

>>15224719
>streaming on Christmas Eve
I'm going to dislike and leave a scathing comment!

Merry Christmas anons

merry xmas an-nons

>he changed it into a feetpost
Well, whatever works

>>15224764
looks like you got your wish an-non
anyone else have crazy requests? its a magical night

>>15225690
i want her to make me cum with her feet

>>15225690
A MGR song or Bury the Light, but she might not know them

>>15224748
Would you be Michiru's friend, anon?

its beginning to look a lot like pipmas

>>15225827
I would queue up with her in Unite all day, even if she’s running it down every game. She’s worth every second.

>>15225690
>looks like you got your wish an-non
Yes, I'm satisfied and will proceed to do normalfag things with a slightly autistic woman I picked up at a store, while I have a stream open featuring an autistic woman singing about Christmas.

>>15224917
>>15224975
Yeah cubegame was a bit of a mess but the rest of the games were good choices on account of being free and easy to set up. I'd like more cube game events in the future but I don't know enough about Minecraft tournaments or events to give good constructive criticism.

This is premature but my New Years resolution will be to put more effort into learning Moon. Michiru and Nasa need more love and their streams seem fun but I can't really understand them.

god i love this rabbit

shut up, you retarded faggots

>>15226472
Based.

>>15226538
Eh.. VOD's shot anyways.

>>15226538
No, fuck you. I'm not breaching containment and still having fun. Don't mention /here/ openly tho. Abide by containment rules.

>>15226472
Same except only for Michiru. I know Nasa has stuff going on outside of Phase but I can’t excite myself to study a language just to watch one 60-90min stream once every week or two.

https://youtu.be/BH9qgcuiQJg
Nasa and Michiru are playing Phasmophobia starting now!
Love michiru thumbnails

Michiru and Nasa streaming? Christmas has come early.

>>15227449
https://youtu.be/Ctj-JKWqYz4
Nasa's pov!

how do i convince god to let me hug the pipper

>>15228306
You will get nothing and like it, little shit.

>>15228605
b-but i want to hug her and help her get over her trauma involving singing. i want to emotionally support her

>granthh gives people random config file
>Pippa's computer has been fucked even since
It really makes you think.

>granthh gives Pippa random config file
>her computer has been fucked even since
It really makes you think.

>>15228900
>>15228978

You still made a typo. Third time's the charm.

is pippa's non holo oshi vod worth checking out? I didn't like the last one, or the one prior either

>>15229041
I won't bother. Excuse my drunk dyslexic posting.

>>15229282
something something reflect something

>>15227449
After Uruka and Lia, she is now dating Nasa (on Christmas Eve). Pippa...

>>15229434
She WILL get her revenge for Pippa's infidelity!

>>15228978
im pretty sure the thing he sent her was a tf2 autoexec file. can you even do malicious things in that?

Wha what is Nasa saying? Nice WHAT?

archivebro isnt gonna edit the vod this time, right? hes gonna leave it untouched when he uploads?

>>15229602
You need to remember that Pippa is gullible and doesn't know anything about TF2.
Not that hard to imagine someone giving her an executable that would patch the game's files but also install a RAT in her computer.

>>15229693

She's talking about the DM images I'm sending her.

>>15222787
lia is on a break to recover from her cold and sore throat
meanwhile enjoy this lewd lia
https://twitter.com/sojiir18/status/1474466939044909056

>>15229950
Why would he risk that when he knows that the gay furry would be able to sniff that out in an instant?

>>15230285
not too bad but the face is kinda weird

>>15229893
yeah i see no reason to edit this vod
i really, really dont want to make a habit of editing vods. but when it needs to be done, i will do it and it wont weigh on my conscious.
pippa is my oshi, and i want her to be employed as long as she wants to stream. pippa is not a lolcow to be documented for future lulz, despite what the farms thinks
anyways, tonights stream is already being uploaded, will provide link when its available
merry xmas /pcg/, this has genuinely been my best holiday in years thanks to all of you
t.archivefag

>>15230370
Since when are electricians renowned for their CS skills?

>>15230285
Have to agree with the other anon...it's hot, but god that face just does not look right

oh god, Nasa's singing...almost makes christmas tunes not awful.

Good Evening & Merry Christmas anonymous

Pippa’s Xmas kudoboard will be closed some time in the evening tomorrow EST. If you’ve yet to make a post now’s your chance.

Have a pleasant holiday.
https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/UycZNdPN

>>15230376
>>15230741

He's ready for hololive.

You've done your body reps, now you need perspective reps. I'll still nut to it though anon.

>>15230370
Based on how fucked he made the Minecraft round in the war, he’s as retarded as she is.

>>15230433
upload blocked worldwide
susan hate
uploading to mega now

Michiru's stream is still up in case you left when it died

>>15230433
>>15232465
heres the megafile for tonights pippa stream
https://mega.nz/folder/hh4EnT7S#NVYnJO3YtEceJhAX8s5pmQ

*wards the thread against bad presents*

https://youtu.be/wyXJzS2tfCw
Iori is Singing Christmas Songs

>>15235440
I hate that sleep is a human necessity. Enjoy her for me bros.

>>15235765
will do bro, this one is for you

Archivefag won’t be sharing the Iori karaoke vod. Someone else on it?

>>15235440
as someone who is not a member of deerotic, i will enjoy the karaoke for you. sleep well bro

Iori is already hyperventilating before she even starts

Iori is so cute!

>>15235440
There's so much karaoke tonight...Prism, PC, Kawaii, and CL all have a karaoke stream going

>>15235943
You can do it yourself
https://github.com/Kethsar/ytarchive/releases

I honestly feel that Iori, Pippa, and Tenma could all be fairly good singers if they just had a bit more confidence and didn’t get so nervous

(you)

>>15226394
>>but I don't know enough about Minecraft tournaments or events to give good constructive criticism.
From an anon
>As far as I know, Electrician was put in charge of the Minecraft round with Sakana's ideas. The fish structured it like shit and the furry executed it worse. Doing shit like restarting a for-sure Michiru win and giving Lia a diamond sword at the start of the last round is incredibly retarded. I know Tenma had already won the war at that point.

>40 players
>Arena the size of 3x3 chunks
>Everyone starting in the same spot
>Items for 5 players leading to everyone just AFKing
>No announcement plugins
>No command blocks

First of all, Sakana should've found someone more competent to handle this.
Second of all, the guy in charge of organizing such an event -the furry- should've done his minecraft reps and disregarded this incredible concept art and started from scratch AND as soon as he was told to do it instead of leaving it until the last day or two as if Sakana was his professor and this literal college dodging motherfucking was his lazy, underperforming student.

The minecraft server ended up with the blandest ring shaped arena. There were no signs/books to guide or explain anything to people, he barely used higher elevations in this 3D game as to allow spectators to get a better view and worst of all, the company logo was missing (when it's basic enough that a thread regular laid it out on Yubicraft close to half a year ago). There was nothing to do besides moving, shitposting and to wait for the rounds to begin despite the fact that anyone that follows Minecraft knows there's a plethora of time-wasting minigames that you can spawn in half a dozen button presses provided that you have used Google to find them and have admin rights/creative.
No talent specific banners (decals for flags) were present despite designs for those existing, since almost half a year

Now as for the arena itself, the place where you fight.
The furfag decided that yes, +40 people spawning naked in roughly the same spot while the map had "gear" for ~6 of them (diamond sword making someone capable of obliterating all the unarmed peasants) was the thrilling gameplay everyone was longing for. Everyone loves low TTKs where the predator deletes prey that is completely unaware that they're being attacked and won't fight back.

Also the cocksniffing legend decided to do a test round using the talents.

I'd post more but then some discord subhuman swoops in and takes credit for it, and I'm too mentally drained to engage in gay discord shit.

Someone should send Jim a superchat in the upcoming New Years stream asking him to look into Pippa.

>>15239429
One thing to note is that the arena was taken from the member server that the people built there for fun. He didn't make one himself for the war he just took that one to save time. He should have just got some people to take a day and build one which was a decent size for the amount of people playing.

>>15239557
>He copied the arena
>As far as I know he didn't credit anyone for it
Amazing.

>>15239429
wait they couldn't even be assed to copy the banners? I even told them how to make them

>>15239429
>the last day or two
Even that is way, way too much credit. That arena could’ve been built in an hour or two at most, and even then he stole it.

>>15239877
here's the guide for whatever discordfag is screencapping from the thread tonight, maybe they'll have them next time https://imgur.com/a/A9s2iVc

>>15239429
The sword's location being randomized between two chests was an odd decision. You really don't want rng stuff like that in a competition, especially when the sword is enchanted strong enough to be a major game changer.

>>15240363
>You really don't want rng stuff like that in a competition
after playing crab game and SAR that's the rng issue you have?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

>>15239429
thought this was interesting.
t. leakfag

>>15240616
Thank you based forehead lover.

>>15240768
merry christmas anon

Take your meds anon.
It's Christmas and you need to control your schizo.

Maybe granthh is doing all of this covering and sucking-up to the Z-Man in the hopes that he'll finally let him suck his furry cum out of Pippa's asshole.

uruka LOVE!

>thinks we’ll believe a total oopsie daisy hope this doesn’t get leaked leak
>thinks this will dissuade people from what is obvious
I don’t know what they think they gain or lose by people knowing it, it really doesn’t matter. You never saw Kap outright deny or leak planted screenshots like a faggot about who he is. He just moved on because nobody worth caring about truly gives a shit.

meds and merry christmas<span class="fortune" style="color:#117eec">

Your fortune: The poster above you has been very very naughty!</span>

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1474667041693249539

I hope she stays so active with the community after Christmas. I love seeing her so much.

>>15241544
he's getting close so he can replace him

Does lia have sweaty arm pits

>>15245754
Yes. They taste like straight salt.

>>15240753
There's a lot of evidence to suggest that it's true, why would saying "it's not true" over and over again change anyone's minds? He's never had a shred of evidence against it.
>>15244669
No, he's not a groomer, he's a simp, nothing more.

>>15246136
>he's not a groomer, he's a simp
What’s the difference between a groomer and a simp that snaked his way into the girl’s social circle?

>>15245754
She's a league player, she does have sweaty armpits.
Every league players has them.

>>15246136
>No, he's not a groomer, he's a simp, nothing more
>>15246390 is right. At this point, they're the same thing. I genuinely wonder what his endgame is.

>>15246962
Holy fuck I want to her filthy sweaty body

>>15246136
bro, I'm telling you. He's a skinwalker

>>15247099
It's incredible bro. I hope you get to taste it one day.

oh look, the groomer made a new clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKK-8k3xkxg

I'm not giving your gay groomer's clip views anon

>waiting for Santa scheduled for tonight
>Ringfit scheduled for December 23rd
Lia what are you doing

>>15251916
she already said the santa stream isn't happening. lonely holiday man

>>15252953
>no Lia until maybe tuesday or wednesday
I'm not gonna make it...

>>15253819
i went back to chammers for christmas

>>15253819
christmas is just a leftover tradition from dying religions turned into a marketing ploy. Only NPCs celebrate it unironically

>>15246962
god I just want to buy Lia antiperspirant

Iori is starting her Home Along 1 & 2 watchalong on twitch.

>>15255312
cute deer bear, hate that I cant watch

>>15254849
I celebrate the Birth of the Lord, Jesus Christ and so does my oshi, you godless rat.

Here's the audio only to Pippa's karaoke since everyone keeps trying to upload to jewtube.

https://files.catbox.moe/bo7x47.aac

>>15255667

Iori's karaoke audio. Apparently the extension has to be m4a to play in browser even though the codec is the same.

https://files.catbox.moe/9g256m.m4a

>>15255400
Based!

>>15246962
so is lia the armpit phacon now or is it still iori?

>>15262769
It's still Iori, but Lia does have some stinky, sweaty pits.

Merry Christmas, anons. Hope Pippa is having some good Christmas sex today.

>>15263948
With thhrang and zax in their furry costumes, yes.

>>15264256
And a Merry Rratmas to you too anon!

>>15266111
And to all, a Happy New Rrat!

>>15221334
based urukabro

Merry Christmas everyone! Also regarding to that stream yesterday, they were talking about this Pippa https://youtu.be/0CrcRCEPzFE

>>15264256

At least Santa got me my Pippa footjob.

>>15264256
imagine what the discord sex must be like...

>>15266111
>>15266323

Why do we cuckpost about granthh so much? Do you faggots not realize that all this cuckshit does is inflate his ego, and increase the likelihood of him eventually actually attempting to make a move?

>>15267299
I'm positive the dog himself is the one bringing it up to bait others into talking about him.

>>15267401
I doubt it's him most of the time honestly. Some of the people in here are actually just big cucks who want their oshi to get rammed over and over by someone they hate. That's part of the reason the Kap stuff even started. These fucking losers would rather bitch about it while jerking their little 1 inchers than try to have any sense of a normal conversation or try to do anything themselves.

>>15267634
>try to do anything themselves
what is there that we can even do about it?

>>15267401
That sounds like the most likely scenario, considering kiwis have been caught doing exactly that red-handed previously
>>15267776
Not be a faggot and bring up your gay insecurities constantly would be a start

When does Tenma get her cuck ark. I wanna hear more about how she got bent by treadmill guy.

>>15267634
The difference is, with him being a huge kiwifag, I can see the dog relishing in the attention. Vs Kap being a chill dude that has gone on record saying he doesn’t like being the center of attention.
With the planted screenshots here, i think it has to be him.

>Gay discord shit
There were posts calling this exact situation over five months ago.

>>15268081
>Gay
It involves the grooming of a woman.

all i hope is that the kiwi isn't malicious and actually is a good friend & has her best interests at heart. other than that, i couldn't care less

>>15268945
This is very based, Merry Christmas anon

>>15268945
This. My problem with him extends as far as his attention-whoring, the faggot zoomer way he talks and his very obvious raiding of this place, but I could give two shits what he discusses with Pippa.

>>15268055
Yeah I think they would have gotten to the bottom of who it was if they actually gave a shit about the leaks happening. I doubt it's all him though. I think it's only him some of the time.

I, for one, applaud granthh for successfully grooming his oshi and her fuckbuddy. That's an accomplishment

it's not about the who's doing it. It's about reminding anons that they've already been cucked. That's what get the (you)s going.

So, how was/is your Christmas anons? Mine was great...

>>15271447
send steamid

>>15268081
i know because I made them

>>15271496

76561199164358661

>>15271676
Really bro?

>>15271496
Thanks for the thought bro, I'm good, but really, how was your Christmas?

>>15271843
Jewish, hannukah was ok

>>15271447
It was alright. Thankfully I have a wonderful family, but I’m old enough to feel like a manchild for still living here, so that kinda puts a damper on it

>>15272242
That's nice to hear, happy new year man.
I lied I don't care if it's bad rats please give me the game, my id is "ShitChristmas" I can't end the day on such a horrible note

>>15272834
I’m tryna find you but nothing is coming up for that specific name

>>15272973
same

>>15272973
Oh, well these are the digits then: 76561198057538386

>>15273161
well I sent an invite, any game you want in particular?

>>15273395
Mordhau

>>15272834
Have fun, not sure if you'll like it but it's a great game.

>>15273515
sounds good, but steam wont let me buy a gift for someone unless theyre on my friendslist for some reason, and Im not seeing ya

>>15273599
Thank you based anon, you've made this goyim very happy today!
>>15273621
It feels weird getting another one but I didn't get your invite I don't think. Does this link not work: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057538386

>>15271447
Peaked with some weatherman's stream.

>>15263947
>huge milkers
>gamer pits
>cute forehead
>cute hands
Lia really does have it all

>>15273919
I do wish her eyebrow game was a bit stronger/thicker, but yeah she is a blessing

I love you guys, Merry Christmas!

>>15274092
love you too anon, heres to more shitposts in 2022

>>15273919
>Lia hasn't bathed or put on deodorant since the bathtub ASMR stream

>>15274092
Merry Christmas anon, hope you have/had a good one

>>15274092
happy holydays anon
#fortnite<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

is streaming

>>15274092
You too Pippa.

https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber
KK is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HjgcQkkJeM
How does it feel knowing that immidiatly after hse published this, she went and got mating pressed by her groomers?

>>15276684
it was before and the kiss was extra salty

>>15276808
It can be both. She just finished the first session, took a quick break, recorded & uploaded that video, and then went back to get another train ran on her

>>15276939
God, to be a sperm cell in any of the many groomer’s nutsacks to be blasted into Pippa’s mouth…

>>15277198
can you get gum disease on your dick?

What do you guys think each of the talents are doing right now?

https://open.spotify.com/artist/2nsB1BudrukJPbRldPX8yz?si=N_cC33bSTO6mL4XNP_QG4w<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

>>15277756
I don't know or care. The experience would be absolutely worth it.

>>15277771
me

>>15277771
well, we've already established that Pippa's getting a train ran on her.

as for the others, tenma's probably fucking treadmill guy, uruka's fucking sakana, lia and kap are playing some casual league, iori is grooming her cult, nasa is sleeping, and michi is performing spells to create groomers for the gen 2 girls.

Cuckposters, what about Christmas brought you out in such force?

>>15278333
>lia and kap are playing some casual league
Yes Shef hasn’t played a game in over a month.

>>15278512
Couples/people in relationships tend to have intense and passionate sex today.

>>15278512
probably loneliness

>>15278512
I genuinely don’t give a shit if any of them are massive whores off-stream. Cuck posting is just funny to me and there’s nothing else to talk about right now.

>>15278333
Nasa is drifting further into debt slavery and Michiru is losing to children in Pokemon Unite.

>>15278543
They both probably got alternate accounts to stop rrats from following their every move. It was fun while it lasted.

>>15278713
Michiru seems to slap children stupid off stream enough to rank up all the way in Unite. Maybe she's just fooling around when she plays on stream

Man, I really do like Uruka's Monster cover. Been listening to it over and over since it premiered

>>15278713
>does well at Minecraft and DBD
>fails at babby's first MOBA
Michiru...

Ok, Phase Con ladies. Your Christmas miracle has arrived. Here’s what you have a chance to compete to win:

>Early 40s white male
>Six feet tall and a muscular 180 lbs in US measurements; that’s 184 cm and 82 kg to you, Tenma
>Thick, (naturally) dark hair and blue eyes
>Strong jawline and Roman features
>There’s nothing to be ashamed of down below the equator, either, trust me
>Have been complimented on the feet by a woman with a foot fetish (shrug)
>Urbane wit, dry humor, and a cosmopolitan perspective
>Speak nine languages
>Skilled in the conversational arts in any language
>Boundless curiosity and sense of adventure
>Bold; a calculated and intelligent gambler
>Flawless European style and taste
>Impeccable credentials from all of the top schools
>High intelligence, strong work ethic, and financial acumen backed by documented success
>Unafraid to get my hands dirty or conduct a bit of personal reconnoiter
>You’ll split your time between a ranch in Texas and an estate in Tuscany
>Freedom to stream with no monetary worries or constraints
>Access to my personal libraries for personal improvement
>Social connections and financial resources to enable you to pursue further education or business opportunities
>Upon marriage and meeting appropriate statutory requirements, both US and EU-nation citizenship are available to you
>The opportunity for family and children

Get after it, ladies. Bring your A game. The competition is tough, but the reward is worth the effort.

>>15284191
Sorry anon, but Pippa is off the table. She's already content with her furfag & kiwi groomers, and there's no room for you to fit into the equation.

>>15284191
All of the Phacon girls are spoken for, anon. Better luck with gen 2.

Tenma I'll install an elliptical for you once your hag knees start hurting from the treadmill. Please contact me.

>>15284482
We’ll let the Phase Con ladies speak for themselves. Since I tend to forget the mundane, let me add:

>A companion who is a talented multi-instrumentalist, engineer, and producer
>Access to a professional recording studio
>Social connections in the music industry

I find Uruka's voice to be really, really cute.

t. pippafag

>>15284896
You still forgot to mention how good you are at gaming. How can the talents love you if you can’t carry them in Unite/League/Valorant/etc.?

>>15287905
In what universe would anyone expect a 40-odd year old man to be even minimally competent at gaming?

>>15288608
Well I guess we can scratch off Lia, Michiru, and possibly Tenma.

>>15288608
Any man remotely worth a shit wouldn't waste his time on Unite/LeagueKevin btfo/Valorant

https://youtu.be/FA_0WsloXYA
Michiru uploaded a cut of DBD gameplay with jp subtitles. Good rep practice for anyone that's not a complete beginner

>>15284422
She could easily trade up from that.

>>15293667
The real challenge is getting Uruka to trade up from Sakana. How do you get a chuuba to trade away their triad sugar daddy?

>>15293667
She *could*, but the thing is that she's too loyal to them.

>>15294135
He's too powerful for any of us, it's a lost cause.

I hope archivebro's at least started attempting to groom pippa. he actually puts in work, he deserves it.

>>15294227
Ye of little faith, it was a trick question. The answer is a good old raw dogging by a nice, white American cock. One of (You) has to fuck her senseless, until she forgets all about the limp dicked fish.

>>15294334
But what if the fish's chink dick breaks the norm and is actually big? What do we do then?

>>15294328
i don't know if he even has any interest in doing that

where is this uruka on sakana rrat from?

>>15294389
I’ve seen it myself. Believe in (You)rself, anon.

>>15294810
Sakana met up with Uruka and Lia irl (with some staff) and was mostly around Uruka. This being Phase Cucknect means we had someone to get Uruka to cuck us with. They went clothes shopping at one point, we turned it into a lingerie joke.
It’s all for laughs.

So let me get this straight, all the cuckposting is you guys' idea of thread banter?

>>15298623
its like 70% shitposting and 30% autistic retards not getting the joke

>>15298682
>autistic retards not getting the joke
Do you mean people that do it unironically or people that complain about it?

>>15298803
people who do it unironically and end up shitting up the threads

>>15298833
I see, thanks for your input.
Looks like history might be repeating itself.

Are any of the cuckposters serious? I always did them as a joke because it’s ridiculous to think that any relationship between two people means sex. Pcg isn’t that autistic right? Pcg isn’t that retarded right?

>>15299178
You have too much faith in us, anon.

>>15299178
there's a small group of groomers and schizos trying to kill pippa's fanbase for various reasons and a bucnh of people joining in on the cuckposting for funny memes

>>15299228
Why would Pippa's groomers want to kill her fanbase?

>>15299264
can't groom a 100view

>>15299228
>people joining in on the cuckposting for funny memes
That’s what I expected from everyone participating. Even if the rrats about all the cucking were true which they’re 99% not, we know they’re not an idol company. Adult women have sex.

>>15299305
But the current groomers have already made it in. She's probably gonna stick with them for the foreseeable future, especially considering the fact that they've sucked up to the z-man

>>15299444
Plus the door to get in has already shut. Which is fine considering how cringe the groomsquad acts, I wouldn’t want to be part of it.
The real question is who can be successfully groomed next? My bets on Uruka as long as you can feign interest in music long enough to get in.

>>15299527
>My bets on Uruka
I get the vibe uruka is gay

>>15299570
We have no proof for or against, but I’m sticking with it because I like my odds.
If not her, Lia has an open window through K*p if you can talk about something he likes. K*gi doesn’t talk often enough to give access.

>>15299364
>we know they’re not an idol company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HjgcQkkJeM
DYRBI?

>>15300004
>dirty whore kissing her whole audience
Yes.

>>15300051
>her whole audience
all me

>>15299659
What's the point of censoring their names? We know Kap checks the thread and he probably talks to Kagi about this stuff.

>>15300872
Hi Kap :)

REMINDER TO GO LISTEN TO MONSTER

>>15299178
>as a joke
Unless you're doing it directly at someone going full gosling it comes off as being bitter that you're not their bf instead of as a joke.

michiru is live

so we have bros trying to groom kagi, but do we have anyone trying to groom potechi?

>>15304123
https://youtu.be/gymh1rp7nlU
Here's the link to Michiru's stream!

>>15304123
Game is ...odd. Michiru is more cute than usual. Overall a good start to the morning.

>>15304039
This. Is there even a difference to doing it ironically vs unironically? Either way, it sours the experience of a lot of thread-goers and attracts dubious tourists.

>>15304416
pretty sure it's a known kusoge. I've seen it played by other youtubers for the meme factor

>>15299527
Why groom when you can just put yourself out there and have the ladies come to you and groom you?

>>15304130
Potechi is a guy so no thanks.

>>15309461
have i been fuckign duped? i thought potechi was a woman this whole time

>>15309663
>>15309461
who tf is potechi?

>>15310099
one of uruka's mods

https://www.twitch.tv/harunaswift
Haruna live with apex

is there a way to filter loud noises? I've been messing witth browser limiter plugins, but, while they do help normalize the loud parts, they also amplify the quiet, giving a weird distortion effect

Sneed! Tributes!

>>15310702
>Apex
>>15312240
***!

https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi/status/1475134133370519552?t=0zy-cyDgORnH7qoDHNvbJA&s=19

I want to sodomize Pippa's brother

>>15313538
His hidden virginity is reserved for Iori only. Sorry anon.

>>15313574
Is Iori openly a shotacon?

>>15313574
>>15313838
I'm okay with Iori's sloppy seconds

>>15313574
If Pippa isn’t setting her little brother up with her coworkers then she isn’t being a very good big sister.

>>15299527
I mean, someone could still hypothetically try and groom granthh to get in

G-Gen 2 doko...

I miss her bros…

https://files.catbox.moe/n5eg7o.png
Archive of the comments Pippa replied to on her Christmas kiss video, as of ~3:50 P.M. EST. Did (You) get a kiss and Christmas well-wishings from your oshi, an-non?

>>15317888

Her breath smelt of furry cum.

>>15317888
Samefagging to say that I just realized that there are a few at the bottom that were cut off. Oops.

>>15319123
And her hands smelt of kiwi dog cum.

>>15304130
Kagi is the Kime of Asheleague.

>>15319123
>>15320353
Furry cum! Cum cum cum cum cum all over Pippa! Cum cum cum. Cum? Cum.
You know, I'm really starting to warm up to these cuckposting jokes. They're very cleverly put together so the more I hear them, and the less variation they have, the funnier the are!

>>15320995
>jokes

https://forms.gle/5Uira1j9PrXqiRXA8

>>15321295
#Justice4Michiru

>>15321189
Just taking them at their word, they insist it's all jokes, and I'd say that makes sense. I mean, everyone on the thread can see how extremely hilarious they are every. single. time.

>>15321370

If you want to have a happy place just join the groomercord, it wont actually kill you.

I come here to cuckpost in despair about being too late to get some pippussy.

>>15321295
I'm happy to know there will be a next time, scuff is understandable for something new and sort of experimental

>>15322012
>guys, the joke isn't fun
>le go back to your le groomcord safepace!!!
ok, anti.
nta btw

>>15320995
>>15321370
You're upset somebody chose differently between cuckposting, goslingposting, and armchair psychology of Pippa. There is almost no discussion in pcg besides those and you're mad because they chose "wrong"

>>15322012
>I come here to make an ass of myself and shit up the thread for everyone else because I'm a selfish cuck faggot who can't resist extrapolating rrats and must let eeeeveryone know it.
Fuck you, and fuck this "it's 4cheen so I can spew my own personal diarhhea at all times hee hee!" bullshit.
That may hold true elsewhere, but come on man, this is a fucking general, not some anti bait thread. If you have something negative to say, then make it actually ABOUT something, otherwise shut up. Like it or not, you share this space with other people, so not being a autistic jackass 24/7 is actually kind of expected!

>>15322429
>they chose "wrong"
Fuck off. Do you actually think anyone is bying that retard false equivalence?
By all means, go to Pippa's stream and send 3 supas, each themed after one of the subjects you outlined, and see which one gets you banned instantly. Nobody wants to hear that shit.
>There is almost no discussion in pcg
I understand you are a newfag, so I'll spoonfeed you just this once:
Most generals on 4chan, and imageboards in general, are slow. Much slower than this. That doesn't give you carte-fucking-blanche to shit all over them. If the jannies here actually found time between the hotpocket eating contests to do their jobs, this wouldn't even be a debate.
If there's nothing to discuss, then just shut up, is it so hard?

>>15322471
You have to go back.

>>15322811
No, you have to go back.

>>15322785
Thanks for the feedback lol

>>15322898
I’m already home.

>>15322970
Good, now clean your room.

So much for a rrat free christmas. Lets make a rrat free new year at least!

>>15323006
did you just do a digital blackface???

>>15323010
I got jannies for that.

>>15323251
dyrbi?

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1475248309879345153

Stop the pissing contest. Go congratulate Michiru for 10k views on Potion. And go stream Potion. https://youtu.be/NvhXvqERMks

>>15323425
Based.

>>15323425
why the facepalm emoji?

nice schedule, phacon

>>15323665
Lia’s Ringfit streams are lewd. Worth the wait.

>>15323709
It is very worth it.

>>15317888
>pippa called granthh her "doggo"
damn.

>>15323709
>>15323975
only 362 more days, wagmi

>>15323494
I think she misunderstood it for an embarrassed emoji.

These threads would be very pleasant if Pippa had her own general

>>15325264
Pippigger segregation 2022...

>>15325264
These threads would be dead if Pippa had her own general.

>>15325353
Another anon already said they’d rather it be dead than what it looks like now. I’ll be happy the day this thread is rid of the Pippiggers.

>>15325264
Yeah, only Kap cuckposting shitting up the thread, how pleasant!
>t. Lia Cuck

>>15325807
It would unironically be better because you already know in advance they’re being facetious about it. You can’t tell with Zcucks.

>>15325941
facetious, genuine, who the fuck cares. Instead of making arbitrary stopgaps, better to just agree that cuckposting, like tributeposting and fagposting before it, has overstayed it's welcome

>>15325807
Kap cuckposting was only very briefly comparable to Pippa cuckposting when they first found out Lia was friends with him. The rrats are and will continue to starve whereas Pippa rrats will continue to spread like vermin.

>>15326434
I think it’s a little better when you know they’re not genuinely distraught over their chuuba interacting with a male. But I do agree it’s overstayed its welcome, way more than tributeposting.

/pcg/ was never good

The fuck do you want to talk about in here. How cute Uruka is for the hundredth time?

Talents are on vacation and you don't need anonymity to hugbox your oshis when there's an official 'forum'. Artbros and everything else just post in the discord.

If you want pcg to be like the holo generals then kill the discord. Until then this will be the place to play with rrats.

new bread
>>15327234
>>15327234
>>15327234
>>15327234

>>15326840
I’ve stopped cuck posting about Kap since I’ve heard he doesn’t like the spread of his rrats, and it seems like most people here like him. I doubt the other cuck posters will stop because that group will never have the same turnaround.