/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15194472
I masturbated to Suisie

>>15194562
same. I'm deeply ashamed

>>15194472
Korone is my Oshi, but I still watch other women stream...<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

>>15194472
Not once have I masturbated to Marine.

>>15194472
I got drunk one night
Watched IRyS do a membership asmr and spoke to her while she was whispering
and then cry-laughed myself to sleep when it ended and i sobered up

>>15194472
im jerking off to bae's sexy voice

My oshi is japanese even though i can't speak japanese<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>>15194472
I finally was able to date my oshi (2views) but then i realized real life relationships sucks and take too much time
I blocked her and i'm gosting her since august

I watched nijisanji 1 time

>>15194472
I once use my wireless headphone and put Sora-chan's asmr on while fucking my gf. She found out and now we break up

>>15194472
Cunny doesn’t even turn me on anymore but I still post uuooh reaction images every time I see it posted

IRyS' face turns me on

>>15194967
No....

>>15194472
I masturbated to girls other than my oshi many times.

I spent money that my parents sent me to superchat my oishi

>>15194472
i run a clip channel that makes over 4k a month

>>15194472
I have never been attracted sexually to Houshou Marine.

>>15194472
I usually never use 4chan during Christmas.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11">

Your fortune: You're on the nice list!</span>

>>15194691
God may forgive you, Ko'one might not be so merciful

>>15194472
I had a dream about raping Anya even though I barely watch her and I'm not into rape.

>>15194472
I masturbated to a snuff image set of Fubuki

>>15194472
I masturbate to not only my oshi but her roommate and refuse to do either for any other vtuber. This probably doesn’t sound like a big deal except that my desires are overwhelmingly romantic such that I can look at a mildly arousing image and jerk off to vanilla fantasies of holding and caressing her and kissing her gently and telling her how special and beautiful she is. I feel that I have made her into an ideal of womanhood and she’s grown increasingly beautiful to me because part of me sincerely believes I can see her soul shining through her.

I now have cannibalism fetish thanks to /vt/
I want my oshi's breasts on a platter<span class="fortune" style="color:#aad001">

Your fortune: You're on the naughty list!</span>

>>15197213
Is this a sin? I do the exact same thing and it's my greatest pride. Everytime I masturbate to my oshi I feel happy. I make a point to masturbate to her everyday. I've masturbated to her fingernails, her hair, her neck, her biting a spoon, her speaking about nothing, almost every livestream of hers, all of her selfies on both accounts, etc. To do anything else would be sinning in my opinion. You are doing gods work anon.

>I masturbate to not only my oshi but her roommate and refuse to do either for any other vtuber. This probably doesn’t sound like a big deal except that my desires are overwhelmingly romantic such that I can look at a mildly arousing image and jerk off to vanilla fantasies of holding and caressing her and kissing her gently and telling her how special and beautiful she is. I feel that I have made her into an ideal of womanhood and she’s grown increasingly beautiful to me because part of me sincerely believes I can see her soul shining through her.

>>15194832
Any tips on how to groom a 2view?

>Any tips on how to groom a 2view?

>>15194472
I dropped my kamioshi because she bored me.

>>15197603
I go back and forth on whether it’s a great thing and that I love her unselfishly for her whole self spiritually and bodily, or whether I’m just a bit crazy for putting her on such a pedestal. It’s too late for me to back out now though, and she makes me happy.

My oshi doesn't arouse me and I'd much rather cum inside her genmates

>>15194472
I often fantasize about licking Watame's pussy

I don't know how to do fortune. I am also too lazy to look into it. So sloth and ignorance.

Reminder: Marine will never mock islam, or shinto like she does Christianity

>>15198678
Good
Protestantism was a mistake

>>15194472
I derail all threads where my oshi is mentioned negatively to stop schizos from creating rrats about her.<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

>>15198678
Good
All Hololive girls are faithful servants of Allah who live by the Qur'an and the Hadiths. Hajjah Marine bint' Houshou will not dare go against the word of Muhammad (PBUH).

>>15198834
All this could have been avoided if you just gave Henry the fucking divorce.

>>15197213
>>15197603
which vtubers? confess the whole thing!

>>15194562
>>15194662
same

>>15199187
I’ll tell you if you guess correctly. She is a Holo.

>>15199139
In the name of Allah, avoiding a kuffar schism would have done nothing to prevent you from feeling the wrath of the UMMAH under the EMPİRE of ERTUĞRUL and SÜLEYMAN. HOUŞOU MARİNE is a dutiful woman of İSLAM and anything you kaffirs say is pure cope

>>15199371
maybe Mio since her fanbase here is similar to what both of you described

>>15199371
Cananon...

Forgive me father, i got hard from reading all these confession

>>15196178
Can you link it?

>>15194472
I haven't cum over 100 times to Maid Marine.

>>15200701
https://e-hentai.org/g/1791718/dc88d0a52b/

I quit 4chan 10 years ago and came back just for vt<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>>15199096
Islam doesnt forbid having non-arab names and customs tho, it's just araboos being fucktards as always
Japanese muslims still keep their naming scheme just as the turks are still proud donbass turan warriors

>>15201185
>araboos
tell me this doesn't really exists

>>15198834
Name a bigger religion that destroys everything its predecessors stood for and having modern day followers responsible for every problems in burger society
Protip: you cant

>>15194472
I can't stop masturbating to Shion yo...

>>15201292
Unfortunately they exists
They insist on using arabic words like dinar and wear turban in the mountains in winter.
They claim it to be religious but then you look at native muzzies like the tatars, hui chinks, and indogs who maintained their native customs and realised theyre just full of shit.
t. muzzie who wishes for the extinction of sandniggers

>>15201018
That's actually so much worse than I thought, I am impressed. May God have mercy on your soul.

>>15199268
sauce on this pic? I have a sin to commit...

>>15201494
one of the artists who does a lot of chuubas and has a very distinctive style
mamerakko

>>15194562
>>15194662
>>15199268
Same. Also I constantly post pictures of her with a huge ass in hopes of changing the global conscience about her to canonically make her ass bigger.

>>15198678
I don't understand why people hate on Christianity so much? It's the only religion that is about love and forgiveness while every other religion is about punishment and vengeance.

I dropped my oshi. I don't feel bad about it.

>>15202118
Because it is trendy to hate popular things

>>15201979

>>15194472
Marine is my oshi, And I can't lewd her.

Im Sorry.

>>15194472
vtuber got me gay

>dropped most of hololive for nijis
>aka-supa'd a girl who isn't my oshi
>said "amogus" and walked away when a homeless dude asked for money
>clipped some lewd shit and shared on vt
That's just december

>>15201185
Mashallah

>>15198678
imagine getting mad about religion,
cope with it japan would be a mediocre country, if this major religions become dominant in there or become official there official religion,keep seething ASEAN monke

>>15202118
Because Christians are a pain in the ass

>>15201023
6 years for me before i started browsing regularly again this year, just /vt/ though

I fantasize about being a vtuber

>>15201979
Please provide some examples

I still don't have an Oshi, there are just too many I enjoy watching that I can't pick one over the others.
Also I slacked on learning Japanese for a good 2 months but I have reentered the fold again.<span class="fortune" style="color:#d001aa">

Your fortune: Feliz Navidad!</span>

>>15201018
ffs anon, thats in my search history now.

>>15201297
Catholicism<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

>>15203317
I-I was just kidding Krampus, haha

>>15194472
I've never masturbated to Vtubers.

>>15197726
Step 1: stop taking meds
Now you are dating your fav 2view

>>15194472
I never completely watched hololive streams

>>15201979
blessed anon I wish you luck in this endeavor<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

>>15202888
same

I might partially be to blame for /meat/ staying alive for 4 days and counting. I don't bump for the sake of bumping. I have a genuine, cautious and perverted curiosity in the subject matter. Please forgive me.

Purple dragon posters piss me off and i dont know if its a sin but i pray everyday for nijiEN to become manjisanji 2 and it looks like my prayers are being answered with Selen being mogged as fuck by a couple of them. Fuck you dragoniggers

>>15203317
Cope, you're going to hell prod.<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec117e">

Your fortune: Happy Kwanzaa!</span>

>>15201979
she weights 43kg, she doesn't have ass

>>15205139
Only the orthodox are right, everyone else is wrong<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

>>15203019
Here!

>>15206026
I will keep on my mission until becomes true. She will gain weight and 99.9% of it will go to her butt until it's as big as usual today.

>>15206471
abrahamic relgion
>The universe acording to goat fuckers

>>15206727
Ill take goatfuckers over anons any day

>>15205139
calm down christcuck kun

>>15207149
amen

>>15207383
Lmao abayo<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.</span>

I had a vtuber who I considered my oshi since I started watching vtubers early this year. I watched 1 small corpo (Char) occasionally, but she rarely streamed. My oshi went on a bunch of hiatuses this year and during the June one I gave up on studying Nihongo since she was my only motivation to use it and forgot basically everything.
I eventually fully swallowed the small corpo pill in September and got addicted to more relaxed streams where you an actually talk to the streamer without needing to go send $100. Now that I can only understand a little bit of what my oshi says & don't like the chat interaction I only catch 1 or 2 of her streams every week at most.

>>15199096
bismillah may allah blessed you anon.
>buhhiiiiiiiiiii

>>15194562
I've had one wet dream in the last 10 or so years and it was about fucking Suisei.
I don't even watch Suisei.

>>15199096
mashallah, we need more asmr quran reading streams

>>15202118
The hololive girls aren't hating on christianity. They just don't get christianity and aren't religious, so they don't see it as special besides stuff they read in games or in news about rapist priests.

>>15207993
>>15202118
And seeing as you cant criticise certain other groups without getting death threats, Christianity is the only real option

>>15194472
I falseflag in the /#/ thread all the time and shit on pekora despite being a huge fan

My oshi unironically saved me and I don't know how to thank her besides sending a superchat, but I don't know how much tonaay is too much before it becomes cringe

>>15208210
How much to say*

>>15208210
Short, concise and straight to the point is always the best.<span class="fortune" style="color:#53fc2d">

Your fortune: Bah! Humbug.</span>

>>15194472
I have three oshis<span class="fortune" style="color:#fc532d">

Your fortune: Merry Christmas!</span>

>>15194472
I wasted too much damn time. My future isn't really looking too bright.

>>15194472
I haven't watched a stream since last Christmas.

>>15194472
I made alot of niji bait threads this year
And I mean alot

>>15198678
Turn the other cheek.

>>15201297
Whoa you're right; I can't.

>>15194472
I wasted so much time and money being a drug addict over the last ten years. I've been sober for barely two weeks but I think I've quit for good this time.

>>15194472
I unironically believe I can get a work visa and move to Japan in the next five years and meet my oshi by pure happenstance. It coincides with personal goals I already had but I can't help but worry if I'm being delusional

>>15194472
>had a dream with chuuba whom I dislike stepping on my crotch and face, and calling me a worthless, useless excuse of human being
>woke up with a boner

I don't want to become a horny slave to her, this is twisted. /vt/ priests, cleanse me of my lust!

>>15194472
I'm like my oshi's roommate's content than my oshi's

i made shitty schizo anti posts about mori in global for (You)s

>>15218680
why the trip? This is not the first time I saw the tripcode

>>15207570
give in to temptation
>>15206593
this is just doing the Lord's work

>>15219029
am newfag pls understand

>>15219029
Isn't that what happens when you put fortune in name?<span class="fortune" style="color:#2d53fc">

Your fortune: You're standing under the mistletoe!</span>

>>15219614
Okay, solved that mystery.

>>15219614
No, that only happens if you put a # and write something. You have to delete it the next time you post. The fortune thing is only in the options

>>15219614

It's a 4chan learning adventure, everyone<span class="fortune" style="color:#532dfc">

Your fortune: Blessed Yule!</span>

>>15219852
I want to go adventure<span class="fortune" style="color:#7f11ec">

Your fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!</span>

Might as well confess: I accidentally stepped on my dog's tail.<span class="fortune" style="color:#01aad0">

Your fortune: You got an extra thick slice of fruitcake.</span>

i hate these blogshit threads and hope they get permabanned from every board

>>15220123
Boo hoo motherfucker. Report it then

I bumped into a car and drove away<span class="fortune" style="color:#01d0aa">

Your fortune: You're on the Elf Watchlist.</span>

I failed two semesters worth of college during the pandemic. I never told my mother or anyone in my family that I did and have gone back to college for the past two semesters. I will repay my mother for the faith she put in me that I truly didn't deserve. This has been the driving force for me getting my shit together these past two years. I fear what will happen when I tell her, and I plan to, regardless of how she responds. She worries a lot and I fear it could hurt her mental health.

I know I fucked up. I'll do everything I can to make this right.

>>15208210
"thanks i really enjoy your streams, they make me feel better"
any more than this and you're a huge faggot

>>15220533
just say you failed one of your classes twice in a row because it was really hard, so you have to take more semesters.

I actually don't hate anyone except Ollie or any company except vshojo but the banter is too good to not participate in it. Still, I wish schizos kept to themselves more often

>>15220856
I have no intention of lying, I feel that my family has helped me too much to deserve anything less and I've been lying my way past their quests for too long. I appreciate the advice, anon. Thank you.

>>15221220
Man up and face the consequences

>>15221720
That goes without saying, anon. I guess I just believe that if I can "grow" enough before they find out it would make the blow a bit softer for my loved ones.

>>15221945
Speak softly to them explaining your situation. Hopefully they'll understand

>>15194472
I unironically think all the Pekora edits are funny.
I watch Japanese chuubas because barely knowing any Japanese myself. And I still have never bothered to learn Japanese.
I have a triple digit fap counter to my oshi.
I ironically say "ogey" when I say "OK" in real life.

I feel I don't deserve the love I have been given and at some point, people will go back to despise me like they do in real life.

I can't imagine how strong the impostor syndrome must feel for huge chuubas.

me from a year ago would cringe about the mere idea of watching a livestream, especially a vtuber.
yet here I am watching this shit for up to 10 hours per day sometimes and even donating
it all started when I thought to myself "vtubers pander to degenerates; therefore I would probably like it".
of course I was correct but I don't know what to think about this.<span class="fortune" style="color:#d0aa01">

Your fortune: Krampus is coming to your house!</span>

>>15194472
I can't stop imagining and fapping to niggers fucking and impregnating the vtubers I like. I cringe every time during and after. I really fucking hate the fact that the meme stereotype about America and BLACKED obsession is true.

>>15202118
Because Christian have been invaded by evil. The church is evil, the holy cross is the symbol of demise that Satanism successfully snuck into Christianity, the whole core teaching of Jesus is forgiveness replaced with punishment and normal human desire are seen as degenerate. Jesus warn you not to worship symbols because he predicted all of that. The best way to seek for the love of Jesus is praying his name in your heart.

>>15194472
Idk how to do the fortune thingy<span class="fortune" style="color:#ec7f11">

Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!</span>

>>15198678
What. The whole shrine maiden gimmick is the same mockery that Marine does. It’s just playing with a culturally ubiquitous stereotype.

>>15194472
I just ordered some lewd works from Melonbooks of Senchou.

>>15226573
Hello KFP

>>15226722
Preach. Feels so good to see other people that feel this way.

I shitposted hard for the first time in years and it felt good

>>15234794
Lose yourself to this and you will end up raping your mother like Chris chan.
Negative attention is a drug and every time you will need a higher dose

>>15194472
I constantly try to leave this fucking board and this fucking website but I always end up coming back.

>>15194472
I've been watching who I thought was my oshi less and less and another girl more and more.

>>15194472
I've infiltrated discords and spammed those jpgs of doxxes while mods were asleep
Normies did not take kindly

>>15234978
Did your oshi deserve it?

>>15195349
Any tips? I think I can do a better job than most clippers and have the time and will to start one myself but I've never edited a video in my life

>>15235145
No, she's great I just started to prefer another's voice.

>>15194472
my oshi canceling her christmas stream ruined my christmas

>>15235849
Why would she do that if she cared about her fans?

>>15194472

I masturbated to Senchou's ASMR stream while also reading the Laminaria doujin

>>15226573
t. deadbeat

>>15236470
>pic
w-what happens next??

Bump

>>15236119
She either had sudden plans that involved her not staying at her home even for a late stream(most likely christmas sex and staying at the guy's place) or had a menhera breakdown

>>15194472
I despise the gacha culture and all of the streams based on it, including Kanata's search for blue axolotl and Fubuki's recent hunt for gold magikarp. It's nothing but gambling, exchanging your priceless time for a cheap jolt of pleasure, making you believe it was somehow worth it all those wasted hours, like you've actually achieved something, like it actually mattered. Ohhh yeah, you need that shiny card, don't you, yes you do, look how rare it is, look how important, look how amazing, you deserve it.
And I despise everyone encouraging it with such high viewership numbers and supas.
If Fubuki gave up after an hour, most would treat it as a failure, even though that would be a true victory.
I fucking hate this rotten world with its blind consumptionism.
Merry Christmas.

If I stick around at my current employer until July then I get a massive 401k vesting bonus that would eclipse the raise I would be able to get at any other company. I'm still considering leaving for any noticeable raise because that makes it easier to justify the $10-30 I went every week on superchats for my oshi

>>15235179
>I can do a better job than most clippers
>I've never edited a video in my life
Sasuga Dunning-Kruger effec chama

I made 3 vtubers cry this year because they couldn't take criticism

>>15248654
You cant make a claim like that without posting a timestamp anon

>>15248654
kys

>>15250134
They didn't cry on stream, they just talked about how reading it made then cry.

>>15247259
It depends on your working conditions. If you hate your job but like the new one, change asap

>>15194756
wanna talk bud?

>>15194472
I don't hate the three Holos I'm "supposed" to hate. I'm just ambivalent towards Calliope and Kiara, and I acutally really like Ollie, who is cute and funny in the non meme sense.

>>15254973
Based contrarian. I don't hate them too

>>15194472
I ran away again, dropped my job and moved to another country
And then I sent the Louise copypasta to my oshi

>>15221199
why ollie?

>>15235087
unforgivable sin

>>15194832
Full story?

>>15197603
I can't believe I share an oshi with you.

>>15256747
But he didn’t mention his oshi’s name.

Sometimes I hope I get banned when I post this
cute fox
But I know I'm here forever

>>15256872
I love her.

>>15256872
Keep trying. I believe in you anon!

>>15197603
Let me guess, your oshi has green hair, red eyes and a menhera personality?

>>15256842
The spoon biting part gave it away

>>15255944
I'm not a contrarian. My oshi (Botan) is extremely popular. I'm just too autistic to care about other people's opinions.
>>15256872
I don't see the yab, this is extremely cute.

>>15257749
>I don't see the yab
It's Kiara

>>15257830
Damn. Too bad as a short fat Latino man with a micropenis, she would never touch me.

>>15202483
>said "amogus" and walked away when a homeless dude asked for money
based autist

I watched that netorare stream and really enjoyed jerking out on it

>>15260842
What netorare stream?

>>15259977
I have to say Kiara strikes me as one of the holos that discriminates the least about appearance. She already went through black company idol hell and knows very well that pretty faces doesn't mean pretty on the inside.

Bump

>>15260976
https://www.reddit.tube/video/72704fa8ef752479d315091d9472d32192419f1b

If I ever somehow discover there's a whore near where I live who has weeby tendencies and likes cosplay I will stop wasting my disposable income on drugs and alcohol until I can afford to have her give me an onee-shota experience as either marine or noel depending on how big her tits are. I never used to have any desire to pay for sex, the idea felt weird, but since discovering vtubers and especially vtuber asmr I've changed my mind and think it'd be worth it for the right girl

I felt super motivated after watching some of my oshi's streams so I told myself I'd make a programming project for her and bought a drawing tablet to learn how to draw over a few weeks I have off for Christmas break. I haven't touched the tablet beyond setting it up and evem though I've tried in the project, I know jack shit of the language I wanted to use for it so I need to focus on that 1st

>>15194562
this
forgive me

I'm obsessed with my oshi dying

>>15194472
I spend more time jerking off to my oshi then i do actually watching streams/other content

>>15269351
Why?

>>15194472
I'm not membered to my oshi.

>>15272288
If you don’t have the money she’d probably not want you to be.

I spent two years learning jap only to realize that I have very mixed feelings about japanese culture and its people
At least my oshi is cute, I'm just not sure why she uses english to talk to animals in minecraft and games