/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>15161273
I want to fuck her until I knock her up then switch to her ass.

>>15161273
I knew she was gonna be the hag one

Havent checked any of them, fucking shit japanese language

>>15161338
She just finished speaking english for an hour though..

>>15161338
She just talked to chat in English for an hour, retard.

>>15161338
Basic japanese is more than enough at least for their gaming streams at least. You can pick that up in no time.

She's cute, I don't understand why more people don't like her

>>15161640
pedophiles

>>15161637
I said at least twice, I'm having series of mini strokes when I type.

explain the appeal of hags
what is it about their dusty, barren wombs that makes you so exicted?

>>15161338
Go back

>>15161791
Every time I see posts like these, I feel bad for those who went through American education system.

>>15161791
Most people today don't actually want children

>>15161791
You can coom inside them all day long without fear of having children and spending the next 18 years of your life stressed out and in debt.

Also Ben Franklin was the original hag enjoyer, read this.

>>15161853
This is the EOP board

>>15161273
/vt/, continue after me:
BARREN!

>>15162599
WOMB!

>>15161791
I didn't get it either until I got an office job and met this 50 something year old woman
god damn she was perfect

>>15162212
You wish, anon-chama.

>>15161673
This.

>>15161791
I'm 26 years old anon.

>>15161985
I do!

>>15161640
They're all good. Someone has to be the lowest in a gen.

>>15161791
>implying your seed isn't powerful enough to end her menopause

さすがanonchama

Has anybody else checked out the Sony hag? I've watched a little bit of her and I kind of like her.

Because they're women with no bullshit.
Their fairly calm because they've already done shit and don't play dumb games.

My brother married a hag and I've never see him happier.

>>15164125
She’s cute and has a lot of technical ineptitude, last I recall.

>>15164161
I kneel to your hagchad brother.

>>15161273

>>15161273
shes not even the oldest in her gen, stop calling her a hag guys

>>15164395
Who's the oldest? It can't be the loli because her roommate is 19.

>>15164161
It's also important to distinguish between a hag and a roastie. If your bro nailed a true hag, I kneel.

>>15164468
It has to be either she or Koyorin. I don't think neither the orca nor gozaru are hags.

>hags
>they're pretty much all younger than me
What am I doing with my life? Why am I still here? Where did everything go so wrong?

>>15161273
her model has the best ass in her gen and God do I love ass

>>15161791
What is not to like about an experienced woman who can show me the ropes?

>>15164752
why so based

>>15161273
The most probable answer is mommy issues.

>>15164731
Not your fault, anon. That's what happens to people who aren't normies. You just go on living your weird life style and someday you realize you are old. It can't be helped since that's what you are.

Were you faked it and go the normie way you will probably have ended up worse. Some people are just made to not make it at all.

Now that you acknowledge you can't be happy, all you can do is try to be less unhappy. Good luck.

>>15164468
Considering she has work experience, I doubt her roommate is that young

>>15161640
It isn't all about sexiness. Her design and outfit are legit cool and regal.

>>15164125
An artist I follow on twitter is really into her, never ended up checking her out though

I'm 31 so seeing someone near my age with similar interests is nice

>>15166459
Same reason I like Marine as well.

>>15164958
T-Thanks...

>>15166513
I'm 26 and I want Marine to be my slightly older gf and eventually wife.

>>15166928
I feel this. Botan is almost twice my age and I constantly dream about spending the rest of my life with her.

>>15167030
Excellent taste, dude. I'm unironically trying to move to Japan and I just pray that I bump into a short woman with a big fat ass by happenstance over there.

>>15169960
My chances of going to Japan are almost 0, I only just started my nihongo reps earlier this year and there's no way I'll be able to move there on a work visa; my only option is to save up money, wait for the coof to fuck off, and take a vacation there.

and then I have to pray to every deity imaginable that I coincidentally run into that cool gamer auntie

>>15161273
I really like Lui. It makes me sad she's not more popular.

>>15164939
I dont think so. Always had, and still have a great relationship with my mom. Dad was always the issue in my family but I dont see how that would reflect my hag preference.

>>15172255
>>15164939
Seconding, I grew up in a stable household with parents who loved, cared, and respected me and I showed them that same love, care, and respect back.

I just think older women are really fuckin sexy.

>>15164939
Not really. I am very close with my mom and we have a great relationship. She was there all the time for me as I grow up, and we still talk a lot today. Even so, I still think older and motherly women are the hottest thing ever.

>>15161273
I'm rooting for her to win the Mario Kart tournament. Seems she's actually good at Mario Kart and she could get a huge boost in #s by winning.

>>15161637
What would you recommend for learning Japanese?

>>15161273
At first I disliked her but that voice gets so cute sometimes I get the urge to breed

>Experienced
>No fear of pregnancy
>Dommy mommy
>Sugar momma
>Woman who is at the age of craving dick before becoming too old

>>15175786
People will often shit on you for it, but Duolingo is great for the basics. It's not super helpful in the long run, so don't rely on it too much after you finish the first 1-2 checkpoint tests, but it's a good supplemental tool once you get your hands on textbooks or enroll in some kind of class.

>>15175786
https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/
But instead of following the main guide do this
>kana
>radicals
>CoreVN and try to write Japanese to someone and Sakebi guide
>start reading simple manga/VN
Actually using Japanese is essential to learning it.
t.
>wasted money on a class while not using the language outside it
>got demotivated by shit progress
>quit
>forgot everything over 5 years
>finally got off my ass to try again, this time self-learning
>shit progress again, considering quitting
>a manga I like gets dropped by the scanner 3 chapters before the end
>give it a try because I want to see it
>I sorta kinda understand it
>HOLY SHIT I'm starting to get it
>finally good progress

>>15164125
shit I completely forgot to check them out

>>15178036
Thanks man.

>>15161791
Mommy-gf vibes + she's actually older and can actually take care of herself and therefore (you)
And that a lot of anons don't want to have kids, and by extention, therefore don't want a younger (more child-like, UOOOOH) gf.

Also depending on how big brain the hag is they might be stacked rich.
Dating any holo hag at this point is guaranteed to live comfy

>>15172255
>>15172333
>>15173502
Mother issues doesn't just have to mean detached, it can mean overly attached too. But that's why trying to Freud this shit is stupid. The more likely explanation is that you saw someone who was hot when you were going through puberty, and just picked up on the trait that she was older than you. It doesn't have to be someone important to you either, it can just be one or more hot people you saw. My first harem anime was Tenchi, and all those women were adults. Not only were they adults, but some were THOUSANDS of years older than me and Tenchi (even the loli). That's probably where I got it from.

>>15165851
The hair wings look fucking dumb, and unsettling when they twitch.

>>15176057
I've always been of the opinion that duolingo is great for vocab but bad with grammar.

>>15182020
Now that I think about it, I remembered watching aki sora back when I was a kid. That probably triggered my older women/motherly fetish

>>15161791
>be a young shounen lonely at a bar
>Lui sees you and slides over, buying you a drink
>she starts talking about how a young stud like you shouldn't be alone at a time like this
>you notice she's sneakily stroking your thigh while saying this
>she takes you to her hotel room
>she takes the lead, pushing you down and whispering sweet nothings in your ear in Japanese, English, and Thai
>your prostate is milked dry repeatedly as her experienced pussy squeezes down on you in ways you didn't know were possible
>she drops down next to you, sweaty and shaking from her most recent orgasm
>see you around, kid

>>15161273
For me it's the feeling of a house wife, she feels like if she would ask you how your day was after a hard day of work and tell you food was ready and take it easy.
Someone kill me.