/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ILOVE AME

I'll never question her intelligence again

>>15109831

>>15109910
where did you get this picture of my beautiful wife while we were on our honeymoon?

She likes my smug face

>>15109944
I took it with my phone, as i am you and you are me.

Something else is bulging

Who else has gotten a platinum medal?

I used to be good at this kind of stuff in school but now I'm a fucking retard

>>15110091
I'd guess Ina.

>>15110109
I used to have a lumosity subscription but then they got tanked by regulators

Preferred Ame booba size? pic related

>>15110309
1 or 2.
3+ is only how people draw them in porn of the princess outfit.

>>15110309
0-1 i don't particularly like ridiculously huge boobs. I like them somewhat realistic.

>>15110041
>Anon is him, I am anon, he is me
WE ARE

>>15110309
Obviously 5, i want her to break her neck and then die

>>15110309
1

>>15110309
1+2
Yet for some reason the artists who get publicity only draw 3+

>Onemoreonemoreonemore I want to do one more!
KYUTE!

>>15110309
1-3

>>15110463
is this the backstory behind ghost ame?

>>15110485
3+ or 0 and below if you count Loli artists and Nabi sometimes

>>15110309
1, or sometimes 2. I prefer accuracy above all else.
...that sounds really pretentious, doesn't it?

>>15110309
I didn't want to be horny today...

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1473804686071316485

It is time

>>15110309
1 or 2.

Damn, Ame could've been a real smartie if poverty and the American public educational system hadn't failed her.

>>15110613
I love my wife's wife

>>15110666
Same.

this game makes me imagine her getting frustrated trying to do our kids' homework

>>15110666
If it worked correctly it would've groomed her into going into some dumb job and not a streamer who will leave meaningful impressions on hundreds of thousands.

>ame was close to a high score
BUBBA AND MIKKI HATE

>>15110677
>>15110780
Making it publicly known that these are my posts btw

Does this game help as brain exercise of some sort? Asking seriously

y'all fags didn't tell me that your oshi is a genius

Honestly, the only reason she's not good at cubegame is her math weakness.

>>15110613
Chimkin LOVE

>her wavering voice as she counts
bros...

>>15110830
Of course, but don't think about it being more than a game.
Also it's great to completely humiliate old people and kids in VS mode.

>>15110780
Imagining her getting btfo'd by our kids in some dumb math game and forcing them to play another game every time she loses, and being over ecstatic when she wins once.

ames brain working noises are adorable

>>15110830
Yeah, there was also a game on the DS that did something similar.

Ame doesn't realize the key to the puzzle is to rearrange the blocks in your mind so they make easy, countable patterns.

>>15110968
I'm going to kiss my wife if she continues being so adorable (so in probably the next minute or so)

>>15111110
i wrote this post, btw.

>>15111053
Yeah, once she reads chat telling her the trick maybe she'll even use multiplication

>>15110780
>>15110818
>>15110917
>>15110949
>>15111110
>>15111142
Strange. Ame's been having me distracted more than usual

Now I want to see Ame take an IQ test even though they're bs.

A girl in the hand is worth 3 hippos in the bush

AME WIFE SSPOTTED ON AME STREAM

>>15111238
Phoenixes are quick to spot lewdness

bros, i dont think ame is good at numbers.

She has to explain to her wife why she's bad
Kyute....

I don't get this one

those confused noises kinda sound like if she had a vibrator on her and shes trying to hold in her moans hahaha...

>>15111368

>>15111378
No you're just horny anon

TICKTOCK?!

She's just as bad as Kronii....

what the heck Ame?

>>15111444 checked
It's hilarious that BOTH of them are bad at this one

>>15111444
At least she knows how to tell time on an analog clock. Also, checked.

oh no it's retarded

those darn 70 minute hours....

>90 mins
>1 hour and 20 minutes
>or 1 hour or 10 minutes
not pretending...

to be fair, ame only knows how to work her time travel clock

>>15111525
I change my mind she doesn't know how to read a clock.

Look at that trillion dollar smile

maybe she should've been more gentle with her controller

Please excuse her, she a zoomer she can't read analogue clocks.

>>15111444
the fucking irony I swear

My normie brother found my folder full of Ame's big fat ass and titties.

Ame is at peak cuteness today.

>>15111678
what was his reaction?

>Ame doesn't have a clock on her wall

>>15111678
Masturbate to them with him

Ame time travels because she forgot once how to go forward in time!

I guess the new lore can be that Kronii can't catch Ame because neither of them have a single clue of what time they even travel to

>No, no. I got the time right, I just went the wrong way on one of them.
Ame it was completely wrong...

>>15111898
kek

What the actual fuck, how is she so cute?

>>15112149
her big brain of course

>>15111741
I can't cheat on my wife you dirty slut.
>>15111705
He closed the tab awkwardly and stayed silent for like 5 fucking minutes after. He's been exposed to bits of my autism before. I know the bastard is waiting to inevitably blast me for it in front of my family at some point.

i just noticed this, her skin is almost pure white, and i think its been subtly influencing my taste for a while

Streamer brain is something else.

Holy fuck that whole part was cute

>>15110613
Please don't be a Japanese cover
Please don't be a Japanese cover
Please don't be a Japanese cover
Please don't be a Japanese cover

>>15112797
lol

>>15112797
>kiara
>not a japanese cover
yeah this one's on you for hoping

Ame agrees to go on a date with you if you solve this brainteaser. Can you do it?

>>15112958
More like
>cover
>not a japanese cover

>>15112987
Why Would You Do This

She's not going to play mario krat?

>>15112987
I could do it if you printed it on a mug

>>15112987
It's just a series circuit

>>15112987
awe in my brainpower

I thought she was banging on her desk, sounds awfully similar.

holy crap my wife is so smart!

POG

>>15112987
Win

>>15113429
Oops jk

>>15113429
Anon... some of these people are dehydrated and freezing

decent IVs, would breed

>>15113429
kek at least cheat like the others

>>15112987

>>15113263
This guy is the only winner

>>15113263
This is what i don't get about the test. Realistically this is how utilities work, idk why people try and make one line for each house/utility

She's so cute

>ina has a 3900
i cant tell whether to be impressed or laugh my ass off

>>15113580
If only i could get that date...

>>15113603
It's because it's not about the scenario, it's about the trick. Really it's just asking "connect these 3 balls to these three squares without crossing lines or going through." which is also impossible.

>>15114025
Honestly, I think we were all expecting that. Did Gura get those off stream, though?

>>15114025
Both. She did good on stream, but she also grinded off stream.

>>15112987
The world is round

>>15114199
Oh yeah. It's big brain time.

>blames the controller
Love Ame.

>>15114093
No she did everything on stream
>>15114201
CUTE

blind brain academy

Once again. Ame's ability to not read what's actually on the screen gets the better of her.

Ame pls

Is this game proof that she's just... uneducated?
It's not that she's stupid, just unorganized in her thoughts and has no framework whatsoever.

>Ina is the biggest brained
What a surprise

Gura can't say no to candy, can you?

F

This stream has been sending my sides into orbit.

AME WINS

>>15114199
>spends trillions of dollars to give basic services to three houses

Godzilla would be jealous of the size of your foreign debt.

>>15114507
She's lacking in problem solving and basic hard skills like math.

>I'm Hungry
>My Tummy Hurts
>I'm tired
>I've got things to prepare
>I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule

then

>Stream ends
>Her steam shows her starting up Apex/CSGO

e v e r y t i m e

She had all the time in the world for that one

Ame's cursor was sitting right on the answer

>>15114547

>>15114547
She's just like me

Is Ame really the worst one at math in Myth?

15114700
Global is that way retard

>>15114688
and that's clearly something that is trained in education institutions. Maybe not to the point of a math genius, but not THIS unorganized.
>>15114520
I genuinely believe right now that Ina is just a lesser Ame that had a better childhood and education. Their personality is strangely similar from my point of view.

monkemonkemonkemonkemonkemonke
MONKE!

>>15114840
It wouldn't surprise me. Math is gay anyway.

>>15114547
>>15114836
>Gura has taken candy from strangers before

I'll start packing sweet yo

>>15114840

>>15114900
Ina 100% had a better education. Asian parents and growing up in comfy canada meant she probably did well in school. Contrast that to Ame who has had several childhood issues and meantioned moving homes a lot as a kid. It is what it is I guess.

>>15115162
I still need to play this game. Maybe one day.

>>15114840
She's the one least prone to Government Lies, yes. Anyways, just got my first shipment of goats!

>>15114840
Ame is barely educated compared to the rest, moving around a lot and being poor. That her score is even in the same ballpark is pretty impressive

kek

>bae visits the stream
>my inner collab beggar immediately wants them to stream together

GURA MOGGED

Poor Gura

My Ame has a deficient brain...

>>15114700
meds

>>15115349
She'll collab with past Bae!

>>15115420
stop replying to your ignored bait

Hey teamates, i know you have everything. I'm searching a link from Ame singing Decode with Kiara in the background. Do you know where to find it, i'm searching for hours and i missed the og link

>>15115241
I know her education is lacking compared to the others, but for some reason I always thought she had a natural grasp of arithmetic and the like. Apparently not lol

>>15115449
meds

>>15115333
The only thing holding her back is her compute deficiency. She could be contesting Ina's grind if she pumped those up just gotta practice quick maths

Ame. Take your commitment to beating people in this game and transfer it to MK8

>>15115241
It's not pretty impressive, this is genuinely magnificent.
I'd suggest her to take further (or makeshift? for whatever she missed) education if the opportunity arises. A topic that she loves. It's worth just for organizing her thoughts.

for a kid who grew up pretty shitty with american schools no less, ame is actually pretty decent.

>>15115505
Counterpoint: She's playing a kid's game.

I'm honestly proud of her

>>15115187
Pretty much this. I think Ame would be fairly smart if she had a better childhood situation. Ame already shows a strong will to try new things and tinker with whatever catches her interests (reading, laser cutter, messing with 3d, etc). Of course, we might of never gotten the Ame we know today, so I wouldn't say it's a bad thing now.

https://youtu.be/_Hp14IEnrTM

>>15115604

ina used touch screen for the top right?

Ame, you can't beat an asian at math...

>>15115832
From watching her ghost, I'm sure she did just that
Using a controller is way slower

>>15115832
Yep, and was off stream so no streamer brain either

>>15115577
Would you perform better than her? It's not fully indicative, but from what I see the game performs similarly to IQ tests/intelligence performance tests (I've been in a lot of those).
>>15115728
She's got the HEART already. Education is never too late. She'd never be the same level as other girls who'd been educated since childhood in certain categories, but I'd say she'll be better overall just because of her big brain.

>inb4 grinding off-stream

>>15115487
Hard to say. I'm guessing it's one of her karaoke streams in from February to April, she had 4 of them. The best thing you can do is download a torrent and check.

>I don't need practice

she returns!

>>15116111
I would say that you're appreciating Ame a little too much but I kneel to those digits.

>>15115487
Here's a mega (not mine): https://mega.nz/folder/kMwFDayC#KOOmK3YRPCOLfm9oVD282w/folder/xAJG1TaK
I don't know what stream it was, but if you can figure out when Kiara first sang Decode, you can probably narrow it down a little.

>>15116500
i trust her with my life

Does Ame have the hots for Benedict Cumsnatch?

>>15116366
No, friend, she's a dumbass. The way she complained about her controller for a month (or more?) now when she can just buy another one, how she didn't read the game instructions, how something so obvious about the game is not immediately obvious to her, etc. etc.
It's just that retarded-ness is indicative of unorganized thoughts, not inherent idiocy.

>>15116604
Who doesn't?

captcha:GAYAH

What if she makes it out of her group through pure RNG item luck?

>>15117024
Last place 1 mushroom

I don't know which response of hers I would love more.
>"What I tell you guys huh. It's all RNG! I did nothin! And I still won."

>"Yeah, I'm kind of a pro at this. It's all skill. Sometimes you're just born with it, y'know? I had to give people a shot at winning in the last tournament."

>>15117221
Thank Jesus for Amelia Watson

i love her so fucking much

I love her

I love it when she gushes about the things she likes to do

Someone tell me, why is she so cute?

how do people not find numbers hard?
t. retard

Ame getting bullied for being bad at math

>and then they pooped their pants and we all shook hands

>>15118113
And her name was Ame Einstein

>>15115604
Is she not friends with Mumei? Didn't she get 3400?

>>15110309
2~3. bigger just goes into joke mode and smaller is just not inaff.

I feel bad for Ame growing up in several neighborhoods with schools for delinquents.

>>15115218
Ame is a socialist wym?

>>15118145
She hasn't added Mumei yet.

Getting some neat Ame backstory in this stream.

>what if
>what if
>what if
ame...

>>15118496
she liked the Dr Strange episode

>>15118048
Because some people don't see them as numbers, more like puzzles. Some others see them as their real-life counterparts, such as connecting an equation to you shopping or something. Some others are just good at abstractions, which is I guess the essence of numbers.
Having good teacher when you're in school is significant too.

>>15118048
We talking easy shit or hard shit?

>>15118642
everything.
sometimes it takes me a good few seconds to add up two single digit numbers

>>15118859
Practice.

Went to get some dinner after Big Brain ended. How's the SC reading so far?

>throwing most of the bullshit lore into Kronii
Based

>>15119008
Great, full of tangents

>>15119037
omega is the real fault here, of course.

>debuff
She used the term wrong but she's for the right idea lol, cute

Where tf are all of the anons at? This thread is so slow now

>>15119461
I'm masturbating, if you helped me out I could finish faster.

>>15119504
hopefully you're masturbating to Ame's retarded moans from today's stream.

>>15119461
I started watching indie 1 hour into Ame because her streaming is more reliable.

bros, i dont know if ill be able to watch the karaoke tomorrow.
cheer ame on in my stead if i cant, ill be looking forward to its archive

>>15119540
uwah ames thinkin' moans...

>>15119461
Sorry, was watching the stream.
Ame was giggling up a storm this stream and acting all cute, my heart couldn't take it. It was hilarious to see how wildly her results differed from category to category. Cozy chat at the end too, I loved it so much.

>>15119504
I don't really masturbate but I am more of an edging kind of guy, so I'd recommend you take your time
>>15119565
>reliable
Ogey
>>15119641
Understandable, I managed to fall asleep to her cuteness, it just gets so lonely here without anons

>>15119461
I just got home, it looks like the stream just wrapped up.
How was it bros?

>>15119868
See >>15119641
It was fantastic

>>15119861
>Ogey
Yes. Ame's great, but I'd rather get invested in streamers that don't have so many potato weeks when I can't have my fix.

>>15119923
ogey

>>15119907
Wonderful, I'll have dinner, settle in, then watch what I missed tonight.

>>15119923
I kek'd at the end ngl

>>15119923
Thanks for the feedback lol

>>15119868
She performed better than expected/10

>>15119923
>Yes. Ame's great so I won't watch her when she actually streams and cry here like a bitch when she doesn't
as the other have said, ogey

>>15119923
>Yes. Ame's great,
Agreed. I don't even need to read the rest of your post

>>15119868
You will die of laughter.

>>15119461
Lots have been in global during the stream and others are probably busy watching the stream.

>>15119994
>>15120009
>>15120014
>>15120076
>>15120081

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1473849464867942401

>>15120172
All me, of course

>>15120076
>I won't watch her when she actually streams
I'll watch until more reliable chuuba is live
>cry here like a bitch when she doesn't
so that I won't cry when Ame's not streaming, as much. It's called cutting losses.
>>15120081
That's right, you don't have to if you don't struggle during her very common breaks.

>>15120228
Holy based

>>15120228
This papa has good taste.

>>15120228
based

>>15119923
I believe you, Anon. You don't have to repeat yourself. Bye now.

>>15120228
correct

>>15120258
>>15120172

>>15119868
Thank Jesus for Ame.

>>15120228
When will Pako draw Ame, unless I missed it

>>15120228
Love this guy. If it wasn't for Nabi existing he would probably be the best Holoparent. Sana is very blessed.

>>15120408
He drew her twice already, Ame even thanked him on twatter.

>>15120372

>>15120228
he is right, you know

>>15120335
>Bye now.
What do you mean, anon? Why would I leave? I still watch and appreciate Ame.

Teamates, our oshi...

>>15120586
Could Ame do duets with the ENs who also sang christmas songs?

My wife is shy

>You will never drink Ame's piss
sad life

>>15120628
I don't see why not. In fact now that you mentioned i think its a very likely case

>>15120681
not with that attitude

>>15120628
Gura did a karaoke half of "baby it's cold outside" with the intention of ame doing the other vocals
Don't know if ame can still do duets after the new rules though or at least older ones

>>15120586
Saved

>>15120807
>Don't know if ame can still do duets after the new rules though or at least older ones
I heard the rules for karaokes involves getting (permissions for?) specific instrumental tracks now, but that Ame's usual songs are still available
That, and I guess now we'll be able to send SCs to her during the karaokes, but that makes me wonder how that'll work if it'll just be unarchived

>>15118229
Here my friend, break free of the government's lies https://youtu.be/fg0YRiHiJkc?t=3390

>>15120681
no, (You) will never drink Ame's piss

baby its cold outside~

>>15120910
>ame will never go through an iceberg with chat
pain peko

>>15121000
No, *I* will drink Ame's piss and I won't share any with you fags

>>15121133
Being around a phoenix would be pretty nice and cozy for the winter

>>15121133
haha wouldnt it be funny if i shoved my face into ames boobs to warm up haha

>>15121258
Or imagine if she sat down on your lap and warmed you up that way by parking her big fat butt onto you, I think that'd be pretty hilarious, haha.

>>15121258
no...

but it would if I did it

>>15121147
I'd be down for her following the real stay up lying in bed type of shit, but yeah I'd imagine it'd have to go through another medium

>>15121388
Twitter spaces would be a good medium but management would probably shoot it down.

>>15121388
>T3 mehnera twitcasting

>>15121258
>>15121318
sorry, those are reserved for me and my hungry newborns, which are also hers

>>15120910
Oh shit Ame no. The final yab

Curious what that chat ban thing was about

>>15121761
Someone SCd being banned

>>15120685
hole on the front of the face

>>15121565
Would be based desu

>>15109831
I want so bad to die and reincarnate in Ame's baby but with my actual conscious somehow, you don't now how hard I get with that only thought

>>15121801
What did it say?

I wonder how Ame Bee celebrates christmas.

>>15122264
Amebee celebrates Bee Hanukkah because she is Beeish

Which episode does Bowsen first meet Lucian Lachance?

>>15122264
Cute bee cosplayer.

>>15122264
she swaps her bee cosplay for a reindeer cosplay

>>15122668
That's actually adorable to think about, damn.

https://www.twitch.tv/taxi2g

>>15123003
???

>>15123003
you cant just post ames roommate like that!

>>15123096
Ame, don't be dumb
You blow it twice, that shit still hot

>>15123003
Nani?

The Big Brain Academy game reminds me of Wario Ware somehow, wonder if Ame would be into that too

>>15123358
That'd be a cute game, I bet she'd like Mona

>>15123003
So...what was that all about, then? Just seemed like your average acne-riddled twitchtard from what I saw.

>>15123672
A bot, I saw it in multiple other threads.

I missed the stream, how smart is my oshi and how does she compare to her peers?

>>15123096
I'm usually ogey most of the time but little images like this remind me of what I don't have

>>15123737
I see, I wouldn't know because I don't like to go to many other places on this godforsaken board. Appreciating this dork is my business first and foremost.

>>15123775

>>15123775
She's smarter than me and I kinda feel offended

>>15123775
shes pretty smart but is deficient in "computing"

>>15123832
You imply I go to anything other than generals on this board. No I stick to this and other generals for other girls I watch, and I do not go to hlgg.

>>15123832
Same but I alternate between here and the Mori thread since I'm a deadmate.

>>15123832
Based and same.

>>15123775
She's smart! (Generally) faster than Gura and has an edge on Kronii

>>15123832
I shit up the KFP thread sometimes, we need more Ametori collabs that aren't fucking obtuse puzzles

>>15123832
the most i do is browse the drawthread and maybe some horny threads, everything else is too faggoty for any enjoyment of ame

>>15124027
I'd be down to hear them do those silly quizzes they talked about during that zatsu, that or just hearing them do a zatsu again in general
I remember Kiara having topics on hand to discuss, which was really nice

Something about this image is making me feel things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5yfM_UlucY
I'm super impressed with how Takotori's cover song turned out so I'm cautiously optimistic about Ametori's cover.
Seems like Kiara has a really good network of artists / musicians to work on her songs / MVs, and Ame's singing with the right amount of post-production sounds really good (see the xmas collab song)

>>15124186
>that was a fun night, anon
>by the way, i just got the new Halo
>come on, let's head back to my place and play it, it'll be pretty fun

I'm watching what I missed now and her cute sounds during the block hammering game is killing me here

So how big is her brain?

>>15124304
It's as big as her butt, which is massive,

>>15124158
Just an offhand zatsu would be so fun, something like their Digikomi panel! I'm sure they'd have no end of topics to tangent on, especially if they really do take those quizzes.

>>15123832
>>15123957
>>15123959
>>15123975
>>15124027
>>15124109
wait for real? i assumed basically everyone was in hlgg and their oshi's general, wild
>>15123955
compute in this game maps pretty closely to processing in IQ, and "relatively weak processing subquotient" is a diagnostic criteria for autism. not that i needed any more proof that ame is a cute sperg like us, but still

>>15124441
hlgg is a cesspool, I have ame general, /wah/, /ggg/, /who/, /voms/, and /hfz/ open all the time.

>>15124441
My time's only spent on watching Ame, so in these Ame threads I stay

>>15124158
>zatsu
link?

>>15124239
god I want her to play the infinite campaign.
Even though I have mixed feelings on it I think she'll really love it

>>15124669
It was at the end of the last We Were Here playthrough, the two just chatted for over an hour about stuff

Do you guys ever wish Ame was less cute than she currently is

>>15124831
why would I ever do that

>>15124831
Only for the sake of my heart palpitations

>>15124876
pff im on my 3rd heart attack dont be a pussy

>>15124869
Doesn't it just get overwhelming sometimes?

>>15124831
I wouldn't dream of it but I will admit her cuteness is dangerous

>>15124921
Yes, in a good way
I'd never want her to stop though

>>15124921
Honestly, yeah. Her cuteness does kind of overwhelm me and I just end up laying down for hours imagining holding her in my arms and then patting her on the head and theeeeen

>>15124921
It does, but that just makes me feel blessed
That someone THIS cute is real and in our timeline

>>15124441
I went to /hlgg/ when Ame is streaming. It's a good place to find what the others say about Ame since I can't follow the entire hololive.

Is it strange I got incredibly turned on by this part of today's stream?
All Ame was doing was fucking counting, and yet, man, that got me going.
https://youtu.be/FUPHqZT-Tkg?t=3909

just noticed ame was in gura's chat earlier context is about the 12 days of christmas song

>>15126080
The exasperation in her voice makes me wonder if this is how she'd sound if you used cheesy romance tropes she loves in fiction so much on her.

>>15126080
What you're saying is that you want a Ame countdown JOI

>>15126257
You can only cum if she can figure out how to get to zero

>>15126257
If Marine can get away with it then so can Ame.

Hello my newest dumping ground, civilians steer clear
https://files.catbox.moe/pj3pmr.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/0f5o80.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/xijws2.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/seoi7t.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/l0l50e.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/812jo6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/t7t2u7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/rjhbeq.mp4
Kinda related, but days like these make me wish
I had someone like Ame to talk with for hours on end
>>15126080
Ame counting is always a classic
https://files.catbox.moe/nj2g4l.mp4

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>>15126257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUVtR7qV8a0

>>15126329
I feel you there pal
Still, thanks for the clips, Ame was adorable today

>>15126155
>wangson
futame...

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>>15124364
I hate these cringe out of character comics. Artstyle making them look like men from a shoujo manga doesn't help either.

>>15126454
Uwah

I can't stop hugging my pillow and imagining Ame in my arms while listening to goofy ass romance love songs.
Fuck.