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You got home after a hard day at work and you find chammers like this, wwyd?

>> No.14779399

>>14779361
flip her so she wont die from asphyxiation

>> No.14779464

>>14779361
Cover with blanket, draw curtains closed, kiss forehead, shut door

>> No.14779495

>>14779399
>>14779464
both of you are extremely gay
also maybe she is dead but she still has color so gotta make it quick while she is still warm

>> No.14779541

bury my face in her smelly butt

>> No.14779686

Bongo drums

>> No.14779734

>>14779361
KILL YOURSELF COOMER
I FUCKING HATE HAACHAMA SO MUCH FOR BRINGING NIGGERS LIKE YOU TO THIS FANBASE

>> No.14779810

>>14779361
Masa G

>> No.14779987

>>14779361
get my blankies and rest my head on that fat ass and fall asleep because it's my bed time now.

>> No.14780002

Not sure what a chammers is but im 2 busy gaming

>> No.14780129

>>14779361
slap em cheeks, give each one a peck and steal the haaton i fucking love that thing

>> No.14780318

>>14779361
Call the police and report that someone broke in and dumped a dead body in my home while I was at work.

>> No.14780405 [DELETED] 

My daughter is for live, of she's asleep then I'll cover her with a blanket and let her sleep soundly, if she isn't ill also civet her with a blanket but I'll also ask her how her day has been, if she's in that state then she must've had either a very tiresome day, a very rough day or both.

>> No.14780409

>>14779734
Neck yourself, oomerposter

>> No.14780437

id pute in her poot with my bute and then boot

>> No.14780533

My daughter is for love, if she's asleep then I'll cover her with a blanket and let her sleep soundly, if she isn't ill also cover her with a blanket but I'll also ask her how her day has been, if she's in that state then she must've had either a very tiresome day, a very rough day or both.

>> No.14780687

>>14779361
I like these threads. This is better than spamming that stupid ugly shark

>> No.14780797

>>14779361
why is Haachama in my house?

>> No.14780867

>>14780687
Rent free

>> No.14780905

>>14780797
She was tired after a long day of classes and recording anon, she just came by to rest a bit, you wouldn't kick her out... Would you anon?

>> No.14780961

>>14779361
Eat her ass

>> No.14781473

>>14780961
with a disco ball and a nice Chianti?

>> No.14781581

>>14780797
you mean your mum house?

>> No.14781680
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14781680

>>14779361
Do the ass drum.

>> No.14781712
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>>14780129
This based anon really got his eyes on that haaton plushie, I kneel.

>> No.14781959
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>>14779361
make her eat ALL the eggs

>> No.14782009

>>14779361
I Shigure Ui her.

>> No.14782118

>>14779361
i take the chammers
AND THROW HER ON THE GROUND

>> No.14782703

Stare, sniff, stroke and then reposition her and put a cover on her.
Sniff my hand while she sleeps

>> No.14782752

>>14779495
You can take your time if you prefer cold rotting bodies tho.

>> No.14782827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHxiJlKUNM

>> No.14782970

>>14781712
i love pig plushies i have 11 ikea pigs

>> No.14783047
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>>14779361
Flip her over and cover her with a blanket. Then have hard, passionate, wallbanging sex with my wife, Mori Calliope, in the next room.

>> No.14783276

>>14779399
>>14779464
You are what keeps me enjoying to be here. Anons LOVE.

>> No.14783386

>>14779361
have sex after a hard day what else? unless it's a 12 hour shift

>> No.14783528

>>14779361
Nice, an ass pillow to rest my head on with extra aroma

>> No.14783579

>>14779361
Rape

>> No.14783653

>>14779361
Gentle ass and thigh massage to see if it puts her in the mood.

>> No.14783786

>>14779361
Surprise buttsexs

>> No.14785010

>>14779361
i bury my face in her ass and sniff aggressively

>> No.14786844

>>14779361
CAKE!

>> No.14787179

>>14779361
split her cheeks, bury my face on her ass and hope for a juicy fart.

>> No.14787220

Running elbow drop

>> No.14787231

wake her up gently and tell her she doesn't have to be thankful, but DOES have to eat this egg

>> No.14787243

>>14779361
Give her the white dick she so obviously is asking for every time she streams, duh.

>> No.14787251

>>14785010
>>14787179
/thread

>> No.14788163

>>14779361
Just lie atop.

>> No.14788336

>>14781959
No! She has an allergy!

>> No.14788740

>>14779361
Haachama probably has several STDs, I'm not doing SHIT

>> No.14788902

>>14779361
I gently stroke her buttocks, then I put my finger under the panties. I push it to the side to release her divine opening, and without waiting, I put my cock inside.

>> No.14789858

>>14779495
>>14783276
The duality of Man

>> No.14789874

>>14788336
exactly

>> No.14789966

>>14779361
flip her over and over again like a rhino flips an suv. Teach her to temp me.

>> No.14791693

How does haachama manage to be so sexy when she doesn't mean it sometimes? She turns me on so fucking much when she does that

>> No.14791735

>>14780533
Based daddychamers

>> No.14791771

>>14782009
The one true answer

>> No.14791829

>>14791693
you really think she doesn't mean it? c'mon man, she knows full well what she is doing

>> No.14794413

>>14787179
Best post

>> No.14794447

>>14779361
First thing i do is call the cops cause theres been a murder

>> No.14794512

Rape until it makes her revert to Akai Haato permanently.

>> No.14794716

>>14782970
bro take your meds

>> No.14795033

Kick her because I like ryona and chaama is built for it.

>> No.14795197 [DELETED] 

Snort her feet and then put one in my mouth

>> No.14795271

>>14779361
https://youtu.be/I9gzjPLh-IA?t=30

>> No.14795311

>>14795033
NEVER EVER ON MY FUCKING WATCH

>> No.14795428

>>14779361
call animal control and have the mysterious creature that invaded my house removed.

>> No.14796455

relieve stress by beating her severely

>> No.14797124

>>14779361
I would start slapping her ass to the rythm of Dance with the Devil by Cozy Powell

>> No.14797439

You don't find chammers.
Even if chammers were really in your home, she's not real.
You're alone.

>> No.14800923

>>14779361
BREED

>> No.14801409
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>>14780129
>>14781712
It's not a plushie.
It's the personification of a Haaton, being a weird decapitated pig-like creature and not a stuffed toy.

>> No.14802820

>>14780533
super based

>> No.14802916

>>14801409
Those things arent mutually exclusive

>> No.14803154

I would spank her, remove her underwear, pick her up, leave her outside, and then go to bed.

>> No.14803326

Stick nose up her ass and breathe in the butt and pussy stench.

>> No.14803385

Lay my head on her ass pillow and just lay there. Maybe fall asleep.

>> No.14803446

>>14779361
wiggle her asscheeks around and slap them until she wakes up
then engage in forceful rape that reminds her of being sexually assaulted by aussie chads

>> No.14803525

>>14779361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwpwPwWIueM

>> No.14803668

>>14783047
Shot your goo my dude haha

>> No.14803873

>>14803668
Haha ya boy is gonna fucking cum!

>> No.14804028

>>14779361
Lick her feet, then her calves, then her kneepits, then her thighs, then the crease where her thighs meet her ass, then pull her panties tight into her pusy and crack in a wedgie, then fuck her hand while sniffing and licking her pusy and ass. Something like that.

>> No.14804726

>>14779361
her ass has absolutely NO RIGHT being this fine and sexy

>> No.14805600
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14805600

>>14779361
Anal

>> No.14806365

>>14779361
Ever seen a Fanbox ver of that image?
If yes, then there's your exact answer.

>> No.14809416

>>14788163
nice.

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14811330

>>14803873
>I'm sorry for shouting "BIG UPS MY DUDE" when you nutted in me, it's not my fault!

>> No.14811432

>>14791693
>How does Anon manage to be so retarded when he doesn't mean it sometimes?

>> No.14811512

>>14779361
Tie her up, throw into the trash

>> No.14813005

>>14811330
We're playing it up but this is also exactly how it would go down

>> No.14813285

>>14779361
I bury my face in her ass and assume the same pose
It's been a hard day after all

>> No.14817122

>>14806365
speaking of magos fanbox, why does he have an obsession with black cocks? all the cocks that fuck chama are black

>> No.14818495

>>14779361
Tell her to kill herself because I'm not a haatard.

>> No.14818508

>>14779361
Faceplant next to her and fall asleep, if I get home from work I'm tired as shit

>> No.14818862

>>14779541
This

>> No.14820948
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>> No.14823058

>>14779361
Haachama, get off the bed. I’ve had a hard day at work and you haven’t done shit all day. It’s my turn to sleep.

>> No.14825749

>>14779464
this, but after a single soft slap

>> No.14826279

>>14820948
where did you get this?

>> No.14827420

>>14779399
As a paramedic, her stance immediately alarmed me as someone who is in critical danger of death due to suffocation. I'm glad someone would at least have the moral compass to save this poor lass's life

>> No.14827640

>>14779399
>>14779464
both of you are extremely based.

>> No.14831301

>>14826279
Mago posted it on his Twitter I'm pretty sure
>>14817122
I wouldn't say they're black per se, I think it's the same with Noel where a lot of people think it's a black dick but it's just your regular ojisan cock

>> No.14831437

>>14779361
piss in her ass

>> No.14832098

>>14779464
This but with a bowl of eggs

>> No.14833132

>>14779361
Lay down next to her, giving her a kiss on the neck as I rub her back and talk about her day.

>> No.14833140
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14833140

>>14779361
Enjoy the comfiest rest anyone will ever experience.

>> No.14833186

>>14833140
Truly one of the greatest experiences life can offer to a man.

>> No.14836787

>>14779361
anal devistation sex

>> No.14836925

>>14779734
Literally what is wrong with cooming? You asexual or something?

>> No.14837006

>>14779361
Flip her over and tuck her in, then I go mating press my oshi in the other room.

>> No.14837807
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>>14813005
>go down
>'I told to suck my cock my dude, but not like this!'

>> No.14839796

>>14779361
GODLY ASS

>> No.14841636

>>14831301
but why is old man cock black?

>> No.14844179 [DELETED] 

s

>> No.14844181

>>14841636
I'm not really sure about mago, the guy obviously loves her but sometimes I feel it's a bit too much...evident from the time he absolutely went full schizo with her art during her first hiatus this year I think
who knows what goes inside his head sometimes.

>> No.14846163

chama got the best ass

>> No.14846411
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>>14779361
>>14779361
What did you expect? This: https://youtu.be/qvMYyPc2D3k

>> No.14846463

>>14779361
tuck her in

>> No.14847372

>>14782752
don't awake my kink like this, AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14848618

>>14779361
feet stuff

>> No.14850257

My work is tiring as fuck so I would probably lie beside her and pass out

>> No.14852398

why is ass being called cake?

>> No.14852641
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14852641

you find haachama like this, wwyd?

>> No.14852800

>>14779361
Stick it in

>> No.14855292

>>14852641
all those haatons are me, I'll nurse my sweet little daughter to health again.

>> No.14855315

>>14852641
help my fellow haatons take care of Haachama and when she is healed up join them in gangbanging Haachama

>> No.14855344

>>14841636
asian men have darker penises for some reason (t. half-jap) and then artists tend to exaggerate human anatomy for the sake of porn

>> No.14855568

>>14855344
>asian men have darker penises for some reason (t. half-jap)

Pretty sure that’s the nigger side of you anonchama

>> No.14860287

>>14779361
ass bongos

>> No.14860421

>>14779361
Itadakimasu

>> No.14860764

>>14779361
prone bone nakadashi until pregnant

>> No.14863572

>>14779361
ass rape

>> No.14863611

>>14779361
>ollie_fart.mp4

>> No.14863870

>>14855568
the only thing black about me is my IQ and my inability to comply with police

>> No.14865153

>>14779361
>>14781959
how is chubby haachama both cute and erotic

>> No.14867649

>>14855344
>exaggerate human anatomy for the sake of porn
really wish he did exaggerate the color, as you can tell i don't like nigs fucking japs

>> No.14867697

>>14867649
didn't*

>> No.14867759

>>14779361
This is a really, really good drawing of a woman's ass.

>> No.14869652

>>14779361
>>14779399
I'd also put a pillow under her abdomen so there's less strain on her lower back.

>> No.14871171
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14871171

>>14869652
yes, this pillow

>> No.14872841

>>14779361
sex

>> No.14873818
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14873818

>>14779361
Tongue punch her shitbox till it's nicely lube up and then pronebone her asshole until I bust. then I just keep my dick in her ass and lightly thrust so I don't go completely limp. Then, once my dick isn't so sensitive I start jackhammering her asshole. Repeat until she wakes up, then the real fun begins.

>> No.14874480

>>14779399
This is important as she isn't smart enough to figure out to do it on her own

>> No.14877923

>>14779361
rape

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>>14779361
>You got home after a hard day at work and you find chammers like this, wwyd?
wwtd if you find chammers LIKE THIS

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