/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Go to sleep or do something else.

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Cringe OP

>>14737218
does mori smoke? i really hope she doesn't

>>14737172
AnonBeat, I...

>>14737267
She's a fan of the (afawk) the very occasional cigar

the vagina bones...

>>14737267
Celebratory cigars only

oh no, help me deadeat, i turned into an 11 year old avatar of death

>>14737337
ToT

>>14737337
Oh nyyoooo

>>14737304
>>14737332
this puts a mental image in my head of Calli holding a large cigar while dressed like a mob boss, surrounded by several deadbeats with Tommy guns at her sides...

are there any drawbeats around here?

>>14737337
we must correct this.

>>14737337
no sweets before dinner
cartoons and video games only after homework & until bedtime

>>14737337
our daughter

>>14737406
>mori wants someone "taken care of"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cXldwk4Wtsw

>>14737526
>POV you are the greynames that ruined her cute kouhai's stream

Deadbeats...

>>14737452
you're supposed to be a deadbeat

>>14737337
No beer until you've finished your tequila

I hope Mori is following up on those interested in the English lessons. Botan, Nene,Towa, and obviously Iroha seem like they would be great students and you know Mori would be absolutely thrilled to legitimately teach them some things

>>14737406
I can't draw for shit, sorry.

>>14738328
you're good bro, it's the thought that counts

Will you sleep with Mori?

>>14738536
im ahead of you bro

>>14738536
m about tto right no

>>14738584
Dirty spic, I thought we kicked you out already "bro"

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471495307670474757

>>14738536
Yes, I've been doing it every day

Reaper is doing her reply reps (̿Ĺ̯̿ ̿)

Sui-chan, check Mori's Twitter

>>14738805
she said mori's english sounds nice yesterday

>>14738921
I think the point is to get her to sign up for the English lessons Mori is offering

>>14737337
Pat her head and tell her how proud I am of her.

How Mori will be in 2022?

>>14738584
"Based"

>>14738303
Mori-sensei's English Class Is To Die For!
New original anime by studio Doga Kobo airing next season.

>starring Mori-sensei, the awkward, but earnest and hardworking gaijin English teacher, and her class of remedial English students.
>Iroha, the kind and eager girl with an eccentric manner of speaking who always gets in trouble because she can't help but bring her sword to class
>Botan, the levelheaded, cool delinquent lioness who may or may not have connections to the Russian mob
>Nene, the excitable genki dumbass from another planet who's never far from Shishiron
>Towa, the devil girl whose angelic good-nature and studious ways accidentally earned her a position as class rep, much to her chagrin. Nonetheless, she needs desperate help with her eigo
>Luckily, she won't have any trouble disciplining her supernaturally inclined troublemakers, as she's not a gaijin in the traditional sense, since she's actually a shinigami from the Underworld!

Season 2 introduces the chuuni split personality girl, Haachama, and the idol with a hidden dark side and infatuation with Mori-sensei, Suisei.

>>14738995
>A new song released every week
>SC values that dwarf the GDP of small countries
>Jump King Musical nominated for an oscar
>"Next month will probably be more relaxed deadbeats!"

>>14739082
>replying to the spic tourist
Do better my man. Ignore and report

>>14739057
Beach episode/OVA when?

>>14739057
Fun fact: they speak English in the Underworld because all angl*s go to hell

>>14738995
Chaos

>>14739194
Stop posting on cooldown dirty spic

>>14738536
I would in a heartbeat.
>>14738995
Hornier than ever before.

>>14739345
>Hornier than ever before.
We can prevent this if we get a real 3d for her and not Ope

>>14739371
Giving Ope a proper 3D model will absolutely devastate my cock.

Bros, will we see Go Strider tomorrow?

>>14739371
3d when

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1471502760411811841

miosha

The Hag Harem is inevitable, deadbeats

So applicants for possible EN lesson collabs so far are: Iroha, Nene, Botan, Towa and Mio.

>>14739492
Eh, maybe but hopefully not. Joke's getting old but kinda don't mind because those are the only times he ever appears

>>14739543
Soo is this the tea party she was talking about

>>14739543
She hasn't responded officially yet, but Lui is patient 0 for all of this stuff

She's reeled in another one.

>>14739602
no, read the schedule

>>14739607
She responded to all JP's who reacted to her tweet.

>>14739607
Pretty sure Lui and Mori might already have one scheduled for right when collab ban ends

So what is Mori planning with her JP coworkers?

Seperate stream for each?

>>14739627
Yeah, "She" in this case is Lui, who hasn't replied to Mori's tweet but has basically be chomping at the bit to do an Eikawa when the collab ban ends.

>>14739668
Anon...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471503168811208709?s=20
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471495590001668100?s=20
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471495470149410818?s=20
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471495405288693760?s=20
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471495307670474757?s=20

>>14739057
>>14739525
Enter Mio-sensei, the superstitious classic lit teacher who Mori-sensei befriends, who is also in need of eigo lessons

>>14739659
I wouldn't be surprised if Mori genuinely wasn't expecting this immediate and enthusiastic of a reaction. Unless she sticks to her original monthly eikaiwa plan, I wonder if it would work to actually go for something like a classroom setting stream with multiple guests so no one has to wait too long.

>>14739727
I wonder what they do in the faculty lounge...

>>14739814
play phone games

>>14739783
I think it could be fun if she keeps the one-on-ones monthly and then does a group collab eigo quiz after a batch. It would combine the eikaiwas with that game show idea she had a while ago.

>>14739814
Smoke and drink burnt coffee

>>14739783
>>14739869
Yeah, I'd prefer pairs at most to be honest but she's going to have a hell of a waiting list at this rate.

>>14739869
Man I forgot about that idea. I still wonder how she would split up the teams, probably smarter to just use a poll.

>>14739814
Mio reads her fortune, Mori gets a bad one then starts freaking out over how jinxes aren't real. Inevitably, she runs into a streak of comically bad luck on her way to her classroom later in the day, involving an increasingly high effort by her to avoid anything that would lead to more bad luck, which inevitably backfires on her in a more catastrophic way the harder she tries, Nichijou style. Her remedial students decide not to say anything when she silently enters the room soaking wet with a bucket over her head.

>>14740003
>Posing for photo that will be used in an article in the school paper
>Sneezes
>Student does a retake then uses it anyway

whats your opinion on haachamas rap arc deadbeats?

>>14740366
she has fun with it and is cute. Also used a few sick insults that Mori taught her

>>14740366
Need Mori gf...

I'm excited for the Grand Prix

>>14740683
praying for a return of Morning Voice Mori

>>14740753
ANON NO, THE JPs ARE NOT READY FOR MORNING VOICE MORI

I wonder if Mori will show up for Fauna's RE7 stream. Didn't she say that she wanted to last time but was busy?

>>14741000
don't give me hope anon

>>14730010 Fellow leaf I've also not gotten my merch yet. I'm getting really fucking livid about it actually

>>14737337

rrat: the reason why there's an eikawa stream this week is because mori wants to get more practice for the time she has to do one for her senpais

>>14741000
She still hasn't beaten RE7? I wish any of the ENs would pick up Fatal Frame.

>>14741000
I remember her wanting to watch Louise play Outlast while on discord because she already played that game or are you talking about something else

>>14741191
She also cancelled the one from last month and hasn't been hitting her one ASMR and eikaiwa a month hoal

>>14741251
She promised an ASMR a month? I do know about her missing Eikawa quota.

>>14738584
God I'm so fucking jealous

>>14741289
You could've bought it. Are you poor or are you new spic"beat"?

>>14741408
I did buy it. I'm one of the fucking Leafbeats and the mother fuckers at Geekjack won't send me my fucking merch. I'm so fucking mad about this shit.

>>14737321
I miss her

>>14739492
Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>14741649
God I don't remember her sounding so cute when this first happened

>>14741649
"FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER"

Fancy Takamori

>>14741868
Schmancy Takamori

>>14742083
John Clancy Takamori

>>14742083
The Empress & Kaiserin

Soon.I can only hope that Luna eventually responds asking for a lesson as well

>>14741649
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER

>>14742366
That image needs an update

>>14741649
FUCK OFF, GHOST RIDER

>>14741599
never reply to me again you fucking eunuch

>>14742366
That fucking soundpost. My sides

>>14742553

>ywn sit in a boring math class next to mori and show her shitty memes on your phone
hurts

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1471535753520115712

>>14743442
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1471535055411748864

>>14743442
>>14743637
SHE

holy shit she justs needs Laplus to sign up for the whole set

Suisei already knows English though.

>>14743728
HAS

>>14743897
GOTTEN

>>14743925
CUTER

>>14741649
FUCK OFF GHOST RIDER

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1471465716801216520

>>14744046
SUPER NENENGLISH

i want a mori...

>>14743442
>>14743637
FUCK
uh
Koyori is the mischievous president of the chemistry club and Chloe is her sidekick who is infamous for using her wiles to get what she wants, including teachers.
MORI-SENSEI GAMBATTE

>>14743442
>>14743637
The fuck are these girls doing up at 2AM? Is having a fucked up sleep schedule a requirement to join holo or what

>Mori set up a collab with Lui for right after the ban ends
>She responded to Korone's request for one
>She is being proactive and DM'ing members who are interested in talking
She keeps evolving...

>>14744679
She fucked up the last part though. Now there's like six different holos lining up for an eikaiwa. What's she gonna do next?

>>14744931
FULL OFF-COLLAB CLASS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>14744931
Make it a series like Holotalk, has serious potential if you ask me.

This Mori is defective. Please repair.

>>14745239
i agree, she just needs someone to pass that idea on her

>>14744931
Either a series, pair them up, or do a big classroom collab.

>>14745349
Cardboard Mori-sensei...

post ope attacks

>>14744931
Oh yeah, a bunch of nips wanting to learn English. What a strange and foreign situation for Mori. Truly, how could she ever have the experience to deal with such an ordeal?

So, potential partners for english learning collab
>Tower
>Botan
>Mio
>Iroha too, I guess
Holy shit, what is this dream team?

>>14745920
Add Nene, Koyori and Chloe to that too.

>>14745650

>>14745992
My boy is very popular and cool.

Why is La+ the only HoloX that doesn’t want to collab with Mori?

>>14746012
thanks fampai

>>14746063
Кeк

>>14746072
she heard the bit about Mori wanting to yeet her

>>14745289
What is this phrase a reference to?

>>14746072
She does but in Shadowverse

>>14746468
That could actually work to be honest.

Mori love.
https://youtu.be/CJSZmFWLLKw

>>14746648
Luve me monke, I mean Mori

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell

>>14746648
Can someone give me a qrd on THE BOG?

>>14746873
https://youtu.be/nz86T0outD4?t=11373

>>14741649
FUCK OFF GHOSTRIDER

Still the best PBimBS cover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2S_Y0Bpd64

ATTENTION, VERY IMPORTANT:
mori love

Mori Love

I love my stupid reaper wife

>miss last three streams cause of work
>decide to catch up on her day off
>nearly 15 hours of streams I have to watch
Felt like she became a long streamer out of nowhere. She’s becoming too powerful now.

>>14748756
Don't forget the unarchived karaoke!

>>14748486
hey
HEY
that's MY stupid reaper wife

Add two more to the Mori eikaiwa club
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1471583135804833792?s=20

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1471583715960963072?s=20

>>14749104
Haachama seemed like a given, but let's goooo sheep

Mori organizing a full JP orgy...

Our Mori sure is popular

Last stream was really fun, apart from the moment where she turned towards me and recited my full name and address. It was really creepy. Also weird how nobody in the chat reacted to it or acknowledged it happened.

>>14749797
It's not like it was new information or anything.

What are the chances she becomes management after she retires?

>>14749797
She does that ever once in a while. You just get used to it after the 4th or 10th time

>>14749893
Zero because she will be my wife when she retires.

>>14748756
Lately I just put her streams on while I cook,eat dinner and do the dishes, it's incredibly comfy and allows me to somewhat keep up with her massive output

>>14749797
At least she didn't tell you about the number above your head.

>>14749797
That just means she's about to rape you. Count yourself lucky

>>14749797
Nikodemchama, you're using your name in the chat...

>>14749965
I feel like Mori is the perfect mix of comfy and exciting as a streamer.

I want to tonguekiss Mori, with varying degrees of love and lust

mi esposa

>>14750178
based frenchkissingposter

>>14750021
Yeah, rather than single, "clippable" moments, her streams feel more like they aim to create a vibe, which means that they are entertaining whether you watch them or just put them in the backgound

why the hell are you deadbeats so god damn horny
what the hell is wrong with you

>>14750433
We're lonely, anon.

>>14750400
I put her last karaoke stream on my headphones while shopping for gifts and it was intensely pleasant.
Then I got to hear that happy "I'm so lucky" speech while returning home with the gifts, with the night around me
The only thing that would have made that better is if it was snowing

>>14750433
I just miss her, man.

>>14749776
>coffeeslice
Pregnant Mori Onegai

>>14750433
It's the call of Ope

>>14750486
HNNNNNGGGG NEED MORI DRAWN LIKE THIS

>>14750383
>tfw mori will never inspect my dental profile with her tongue

>>14750486
>>14750536
Brehs....

>>14750178
Based

>>14750178
Keep your tongue away from my Mori

>>14750433
A whole fucking lot but you know what isn't wrong with me? My love of Mori

>>14750433
because she teases me a lot and I'm fucking dumb

>>14750486
Boobs too big.

>>14751229
If you want them to be smaller you'll need to milk them first

mori love... is the kind of love that hurts.

Day 2 of the Starvation Marathon.

Update: Slept last night. No dreams of food yet, as I have heard some people have. Prior to beginning this run the only thing I had to "eat" was 11 16 fl. oz. Red Bulls (which amounted to roughly 2310 calories). Not sure how much of that my body can actually process into nutrition. The effects of the Red Bulls were also, unfortunately, minimal (I expected at least a resting heartrate of over 100 and elevated blood pressure, but measuring my heartbeat with a clock indicated it never went over seventy beats per minute). I suspect they secretly reduced the caffeine and vitamin b contents, though I did experience a very mild "Niacin Flush." I have prepared chewable pepto bismal tablets to deal with the inevitable heartburn and indigestion an empty stomach will cause. Tomorrow I have work, in which case I will pause the video until my return. In order to maintain the visage of a non-starving individual, I am currently sipping on sweet tea (which I believe will stimulate my appetite, though currently, no effects have been experienced). Another reason to sip on tea is to stave off the boredom from the lack of stimulation. I will restrict myself to roughly twenty ounces of tea a day (or 160 calories) to perpetuate the calorie deficit. Between work and not eating, I should still starve.

Viewership Progress: 2 hours into the first video. Currently playing. Just crossed the moment in the first video where Callie says, "Open your mouth, and you're in trouble bitch."

this is an incredibly sad thing to ask but are there self-insert fics where mori loves (you)

>>14751460
I think so, have you tried the /wg/ archive?

>>14751646
What do wallpapers have to do with this?

>coomers

>>14751664
Apparently I need to wrap you up in a roll and dump you in the harbor

Me on top btw

>>14751697
If she didn't want us to coom why would she have such a hot bod?

>>14751741
>condoms
Not canon.

>>14751741
>Condoms
I only fuck bare

>>14750433
You want to talk about something else? Post some OC or tell us your favorite Mori song or talk about whichever recent stream you thought was best or how her singing reps are paying off or how well all three of her outfits suit her or ideas for streams set in Bar Mori or some basic JP words and phrases for the EOPs in the thread or post a cute Mori or something, don't just metapost.

>>14751741
That is me on the bottom

>>14750433
>t mori

>>14751741
>iphone
dumbass bitch

>>14751839
Dumb newfag. They have to use iPhones for their avatar face capture software.

>>14751887
Avatar face what? As far as I'm concerned my girlfriend is a dork reaper who buys shit phones

>>14751741
>iphone
>condoms
faggot

I'm not horny for Mori I just think she's funny and makes good music

>>14751927
It's okay we're accepting of gay people here

>>14751927
Based gaybeat.

>>14751887
Imagine the archive of cute Mori faces saved on Apple's servers

>>14751927
Based.

>>14751927
based rationalbeat

>>14751927
I love Mori AND am horny for her. Why is there some Puritanical holier-than-thou bullshit around sexual attraction, anyway? This is fucking 4chan. Get over yourselves, niggers.

>>14751927
wanna hook up, fembeat?

>>14751927
I'm not horny for Mori either. I'd happily live a sexless marriage with her and raise adopted children instead. I just want to be with her.

>>14751988
Because I don't care to read about how another man jerks himself off.

>>14751988
shut the fuck up horny monkey involuntary celibate, you forgot to jack off today

iphone is better than android get fucked poorniggers

https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1471606089355771905

>>14752068
tf are you on about retard

>>14752068
Galaxies and iPhones are basically the same price. You're not rich. You just have shit taste in brands.

>>14752068
t. fembeat. Only women like iShit.

>>14752110
And blacks.

>>14752110
t. poor

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy smartphone.

>>14752091
Cute de gozaru

>>14752141
>only appreciated by niggers and the niggers of gender
jesas

>>14752091
cute samurai de gozaru

Does she use her cute voice or normal, deeper voice during sex?

>>14752102
You know you’re not getting any pussy with those green bubbles

>>14752217
She uses my dick.

>>14752217
>"You gotta do better than that my dude"

>>14752068
>he thinks buying an iPhone is a way to demonstrate wealth and not your sheepism.

>>14752217
>Mori
>talking during sex
She holds her breath from the tension and turns red in the face from exertion. She ain't got time to talk.

>>14752217
>>14752295
But she does let out cute whimpers in her higher happy voice

*cough* *cough* mori, please capture me...im the exclusive mumei needs *cough* *cough*

>>14752316
she'll get to it once she gets her shiny giraT-pain

>>14752316
Mori use to schlick to pokemon

>>14752392
>use to

>reading about Dadaism
>keep seeing "Dadaists" as "Deadbeats"

>>14752341
I realized last SC reading that she probably won't leave that cave until Giratina turns teal

>>14752519
And you're gonna like it.

In my professional opinion, pink woman bad.

>>14752307
>i will never know this experience

>>14752563
pink woman good*
FTFY

>>14752569
Yeah I don't know why I wrote that post. Just made myself depressed for no reason

>>14752519
i dont see what's wrong with this, that's another watchalong for me

>>14752519
She is going to reset on teal like a retard

>>14752694
It would be funnier if she just killed it also I want to hear be sad about it

>>14752712
that would recquire an unfortunate friendship crit because giratina is the 2nd biggest wall of all the legendaries, so it aint dying to a normal attack anytime soon

>>14752745
Pain Split is going to make it a motherfucker to catch.

>>14752764
just put the member of the team with highest HP against it and there wont be a lot of problems catching giratina. IIRC notorius gib is the one with highest HP

>>14752764
She just needs to pull a Luna and catch it with a quick ball on the very first turn

someone should just trade Mori a Master Ball to save her the pain

>>14753074
that's killing half the fun tho

>>14753074
i dont think she'd take it
and even if she did want one she wouldnt take one from a deadbeat you'd have to probably be a twitter mutual

what % of your day is mori?

>>14753155
killing the Giratina 4k rests will kill 100% of the fun tho

>>14753174
If you include any time I'm thinking about her or her music/other content, definitely over 50%.

>>14753198
>get to see very upset and sad mori
you mean increase the fun hundredfold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRzUvrf800o
chances of a Mori appearance? she's already done more eigo reps since debut than most of the other jps that have been saying they would for months

>>14751646
>Shame (Mori, NSFW, coercion)
oh wow i get to read Mori coercing me, hot
>it's a different kind of coercion
um

>>14753496
nigga it's 8 AM

>>14753496
Low unless she's up really early on her break day or Gozaru streams for a long time.

>>14753174
5%, that slut doesn't deserve more of me than she's prepared to give

>>14753174
Does porn count?

>>14753630
I know you're messing around, but i wanna see the fucker who has a timer and slams the close window button the second a stream gets to 1:11:59. Seems like even more effort to do than more than 5%

>mori will never call your penis totally radical

>>14754338
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>14754338
>mori will never penis

>>14754568
>moris

>>14754338
>>mori will never call you

>>14754612
>mori will ever even know you exist

>>14754338
>mori will never lay eyes on you

>>14754680
>Mori

>>14754747
>mori will never respond to your greyname message

>>14754680
>>14754747
maybe that's for the best i am fucking garbage after all

>>14754338
>mori

>>14754761
not anymore at least

>>14754757
>mor

>>14754680
if youre a regular superchatter she'll notice when youre gone
not a greed thing just a sc reading thing

>>14754762
Same. Are you me?

>>14754816
Maybe I should take a break from Mori so that she notices when I come back

>>14754816
>tfw poor
Ah, it's true. Women only notice men with money.

>>14754804
>mo

>>14752569
tfw you wake up inside a flesh suit

>>14754902
chat more and leave a comment under every video and every community post and twitter as well
also, fucking duh. if you cant get a job to make enough money to send a blue sc once in a while then why would a woman expect anything out of you? surely you have some worth?

>>14755014
>surely you have some worth?
No. None. Divorcee. I'll never have worth again.

>>14754946
ri

>>14755088
You can still make it bro, and hot tip for next time - if you kill her, she doesn't get your money or the kids.

>>14755162
Calliope

We will never feel Mori's warmth

Moripipipioipipipi

>>14754946
>>14755162
>>14755186

>>14755247
[Enraged Screaming]
https://youtu.be/fg0YRiHiJkc?t=1380

>>14755201
Bros, do you think she has a boyfriend?

>>14755376
yeah, me
also go back

>>14755376
Ew yucky

>>14755376
No, but she should get one before her christmas cake expires.

>>14755407
We are reminded once again that our oshi has both the mind and tastebuds of a 10-year old

Just finished the Earthbound VODs and man
Mori has been cute a million times, but it felt like she tool a new level in cute for the entire end of the game, it was amazing. How can she so often just be so amazing?

>>14755407
>she doesn't want a boyfriend
>therefore i will never have a chance
That's... worse...

I don't wish to meet my oshi. Only pain comes from meeting the people you look up to.

>>14755506
She unironically is enjoying the childhood experience she was deprived of

Samurai reading random EN donations for practice reminds of Mori doing the same for JP

what the hell is up with some of you you deadbeats today?

>>14755376
Verily, 'tis I.

every split gets a little weirder when their oshi doesn't stream, I gotta say this is pretty tame all things considered

>>14755676

>>14755676
2 days with no moririn

>>14755767
what would you do with Mori's clothes?

>>14755676
What do you mean today? Some of these guys are always like this

>>14755858
Wash them because I would, naturally, want to make sure my wife has something to wear tomorrow

>>14755676
Side effect of no Mori, after a while it usually goes in to lore debates.

>>14755676
I'm dying of starvation. 30 minutes away from finishing the first video in the Starvation Marathon.

>>14755858
Gather them into a large pile and then sleep on them.

>>14755869
Zip it Lunabeat!

>>14755947
There hasn't been a good lore spergout in a long while. I guess Omega kinda took the wind out of people's sails. I unironically vastly prefer it to mindless hornyposting

>>14756074
A fucking catbeat!

I know for a fact a lot of you are tourist newbeats because this is nothing compared to when Mori took an actual vacation. Go catch up on the hundreds of vods or do your reps.

>>14756222
Should I watch them at x2 speed?

>>14756089
give me some good lore about the new outfit lorebeat

>>14756257
She took it off for me.

>>14756257
not him but what if it's just casual attire in the underworld? perhaps her original outfit is just her work clothes, and outfit 2 is casual wear on earth

>>14756253
depends on the stream but thats OK to do most of the time

>>14756491
>Mori rapping at x2 speed

>>14755789
>>14755947
>>14756068
come on deadbeats grow some backbone, we gotta be strong for our oshi.

>>14740366
It'd be nice if she made a whole song.

>>14756575
they will kill themselves during the break, dont worry

>>14756575
I mean, dying of starvation requires quite the backbone, no? I'll be an actual skeleton at the end!

13 hours guys...you can do it I'm currently listening to a Mori cover playlist and its helping, loving the variety. Getcha to Ussewa is an especially good transition

>>14756725
why are you starving yourself? you should probably eat something, a snack even

>>14756824
To die, anon. To die.
"Die" is German for, "The."

>>14740366
she's always been a creative girl with the ability to do cool things but has always been held back by things like management, school, covid, etc. im glad shes been making something regularly for the past week on this rapping arc and experimenting alot.

>>14756257
Sometimes a dress is just a dress.
I think the idea Mori being able to change into her reaper regalia at will via her clothes bursting into ethereal flames is pretty cool, though.

>>14756762
I've been listening to big band songs thinking how good Mori would sound singing them in her red dress.

>>14755268
>Mori confirmed funniest Myth
>absolutely fucking mal-ding

>>14755676
2 days straight with no Moririn pls andastand.

M-Mori...

>>14756849
>Tothe anon. To the?
what...? anyways you're probably no good to anyone dead so get some food

Starvation Marathon Day 2 (con't)

Update: First video finished. I even played the entire opening and SC reading at the end, however, I think it might be more productive to skip the opening when she's not present, considering it is dead air. Since I have had no solid foods for three days, my stomach as started to growl quite a bit. It usually doesn't do such a thing, so it might be the tea I sipped. My body also, naturally, feels lighter, since there is obviously less inside it.

If found myself drifting as I watched Mori. It's far to easy to be distracted away from Jump King videos if she's not interacting with someone else. She screamed at one point when she misjudged a jump, which caused my hair to raise, not unlike a shocked cat. Psychologically, it seems I'm as stable as ever.

Work tomorrow will be interesting. I wonder what my energy levels will be like?

>>14757441
If I died, no one's life would change. My family only talks about how much money I can give them, and my friends barely acknowledge my presence. No one asks when I'm not around. If I dropped dead this moment, it would take no less than three days for someone to notice.

So which one of you auditioned and got in?

>>14757666
No one cares about that failure gen company tho

>>14757441
>t mori

>>14757666
Not me, I didn't audition because i'm afraid of rejection.

>>14757666
Who

the shinitummy
the shinitummy
THE SHINITUMMY

>>14757666
UNO

>>14755676
>deadbeats
Deadbeats are mentally sick.

I've found that I usually stop feeling "hungry" around the 3rd day of fasting. At that point, it becomes a bit easier. More of a desire to experience the pleasure of tasting food, than a desire to eat. True starvation occurs when that short psychological triumph over hunger comes crashing down and your body begins to collapse.

Remember that Mori still loves us, despite our flaws.

t. body dysmorphiabeat

I hope one day Mori does a soul karaoke. Not only is it on brand but she sounded great singing Alicia Keys so she could probably nail it.

>>14758524
Nigga what the fuck are you on about? Eat.

>>14758540
Would love some Motown songs

>>14758524
You're mentally sick and should seek help.

>>14758612
>that expression
She's beautiful and serene, realistic and levelheaded, but she's also cheeky. I love it.

>>14758524
Medsbeat you forget someone

>>14758613
Starvation anon here. That wasn't me.

>>14757350
Her just seething at the fact that the audience liked her stuff was was the highlight of the week, and last week was amazing.

>>14758613
Maybe they're trying that monk thing where they just die from not doing anything but then their body is already preserved. Go to look up one thing on Wikipedia and suddenly I'm reading a dozen articles on morbid stuff, happens every time.

>>14758801
Stop making excuses.

>>14758612
nice expression here, makes me want to melt into a puddle

>>14758524
Please don't encourage the starvationschizo. He'll blog post more then

>>14758754
You eat too.

what's with the sudden spike of anons trying to starve themselves to death?

>>14758984
Hallucinating Mori into their dreams and waking lives. Really.

>>14758984
They need mental help.

>>14758984
deadbeat if he real

>>14758984
attempting to reach peak skeleton form maybe

>>14759003
then why not just make a tulpa?

>>14758984
Preparing for fashion review I suppose.

Deadbeats, eat your food and drink your milk. No one wants a fragile skeleton. Your oshi wants you to be rigid and strong.

Some of you fuckers need Luna in your lives. Give you a bit more stability instead of losing yourselves to your fucking delusions

>>14759061
it doesnt matter what Mori does, i will never doxx myself for her shits n giggles

>>14759032
>peak skeleton form
You do that by eating right, working out, and consuming a healthy amount of calcium

>>14759110
>Luna
How would listening to some dumb foreign babytalking bimbo help me?

>>14759077
our oshi has no need for a weak skeleton in her army

Mori is awake. Straighten up your acts and behave yourselves at once

She's replying to the people who asked her for eigo lessons late Go Mori! Go!

>>14759170
>dumb
>bimbo
Oi you fucking take that back mate

The ultimate challenge has already appeared
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1471649815981604864?s=21

>>14759244
Go Mori go! That's my oshi!

I love cock

Hololive post!
Look, its Migochi!

>>14759299
alright, Lunabeat. I'll hear you out. what about her is so great?

>>14759327
You got this mori, teach her everything lmao

Is this what you schizo post whenever Mori isn't around? Random bullshit?

>>14759381
it's called chilling and having fun, perhaps a new concept for you, eh?

>>14759327
Elite english is seriously always fun
also I miss that bitch

>>14759345
Mori's massive harem... Seriously this feels like there's an absolute ton of people here.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471650470213353473

Kari-chan Kakkoi!

>>14759528
BUTTAFLY PATA PATA

>>14759554
>joins Hololive and is able to quit her job teaching little "reapers"
>Has now become an English teacher for a horde of degenerate Japanese girls
Full circle

>>14759756
School, school never changes

>>14758961
I've made up my mind.

>>14758984
My life is hell, and it's getting worse. I'm done.

>>14759848
Jesus christ, seek help.

>>14759901
Tried that. No one cared.

>>14759994
Seek therapy.

>>14759994
Step in front of a train at a peak time, then a few thousand people will care that you fucked up their commute. Don't starve yourself, that's retarded.

>>14757666
Tis me. Am british. I like tea and crumpets.

I think divegrass anon got into nijiEN4. Don'y ask me how I know that

>>14758612
>that expression
God, I love this fucking tease so much.

>>14760370
"Wanna cheat with your boy?"

>>14759528
God I fucking miss that bitch so much.
>>14760445
I hate myself for knowing that I'd be unable to say no
>>14759367
Luna's just really fucking cute my man and she uses the baby talking personality to intentionally irritate/bother people and its fucking great. Aside from playing the piano she also has the same comfy streams Mori has where the stream is less about reactions and funny moments and more about just having a really enjoyable vibe

>>14760445
My mind says no, but my body says yes.

>>14760445
Cheating? What!?
>Pulls out semiautomatic shotgun
That can't be my Mori, she's never do something so vile.
>Anihiallates imposter Mori with dragons breath rounds.
And that's what fakers get.

>>14760666
stop making cringy rp post.