/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14735860
She is Korean, can't be fixed

I could try inserting my dick into her

Only things missing were a pretty princess point poster and a large piss stain...

>>14735860
I used to eat a lot of cup noodles like she did... Until my blood pressure spiked and i haven't touched that shit ever again.
Same goes for energy drinks like Gura says she drinks all the time.

>>14735985
cup noodles increase blood pressure? didn't know that, good thing I don't eat them that much

Ina must have the best masturbation sessions in all of Hololive. She has multiple huge, girthy tentacles with excellent muscle control to pulsate and spread inside of her tight, untrimmed pussy

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

>>14735860
I can't even fix my own unhealthy lifestyle

>>14736014
High sodium food does that, not cup noodle exclusive but Ramen is a big part of Asian cuisine

>>14736014
It's not really the noodles itself anon. They are fine if eaten raw.
It's the added flavoring that acts like a poison.

>>14735860
It's a normal way of life in Asia, at least she bring money for the house

>>14735860
Give her the D

>>14736115
Rape correction?

>>14735860
i will fix her sexless lifestyle

>>14735985
Burger genes

>>14735860
i cant even fix my own....

>>14735860
I would throw her to the ground and squash the roaches with her face.

>>14735860
No, because whenever I look at Ina I can only think sexual thoughts.

>>14735860
Imagine the smell of her cunt...

>>14735860
Yes, but I'd need six shock collars (3 to use, 3 as spares), a treadmill, a check for $200000, legal and diplomatic immunity in multiple countries, and access to a black site with nice amenities nearby.

Barring that, there's nothing I can do.

>>14735860
I think she needs to fall in love.
People get their shit together when they're trying to attract someone, especially incels.

>>14736781
I'm willing to offer all that if you elaborate further.

>>14736863
She is in love. With me. I'm just having some difficulty moving to her house. Once I get there though my focus will be being her house maid and sex toy

>>14736063
>poison
Dude, it's just a shit ton of salt

Just pay her some rmb she'll do anything for that

no, but I can feed her

>>14736921
>six shock collars (3 to use, 3 as spares)
For wrapping around pool noodles to see if they can be used as impromptu cattle prods, literally just as an experiment for shits and giggles completely unrelated to anything else
>a treadmill
She'll need to look good on screen so losing those extra pounds is a must
>a check for $200000
The starting budget for my independent film, as nothing drives self improvement better than purpose
>legal and diplomatic immunity in multiple countries, and access to a black site with nice amenities nearby
Filming on location would be preferable to a Costco parking lot, and I'm not just saying that as an excuse to take a vacation

they are young still so they don't care, after their 30s if they don't change that shit it's goin to be really bad

>>14735860
No, we'd merge our bad habits. I at least clean my space when it gets too bad, but it's fast from a solution

>>14735918
That's your solution to everything, and it never works.

Is she fat?

>>14736048
Actual ramen doesn't have as much concentrated sodium as cup ramen, which lays the flavoring on thick because it's even more fake than mcdolands burgers. If you were eating the real stuff with meat and eggs and crab and little bits of leek and onion and whatnot it'd be fine.

No.

>>14735860
Yes.
but first I need to fix myself

>>14736863
most incels are blackpilled beyond belief. nothing can save them.

I can, but I will need lube.

Lots and lots of lube.

>>14736863
baka people already forgetting about Ina's FF14 boyfriends

>>14738226
please dont ever take you meds

>>14736418
Ayame is right

I could, but why? Smelly NEETs are the best

>>14735860
womanchild!!!!

>>14739040
I'm rooting for you anon. I know you can do the second part for sure.

>>14735860
Ina case anyone missed it.

I'd just like to go on record that this incident has only made me like her more

>>14743280
wait I thought this stream was a meme but then I opened it and skipped to a random part and I heard the stepping on cans omg shes an animal

>>14743280
imagine the cockroaches

>>14746171
How is that even possible?

>>14736299
Shit will catch up to you at some point, regardless of your genes

>>14743280
Imagine sexing her on top of red bull cans, pizza boxes and uncashed checks. God that's hot

>>14746526
Because I didn't care for her before and I find the drama this event has caused to be pretty funny

>>14735860
She just needs a caring girlfriend who can clean her room like her mom did

Joining hololive didn't fix her, what makes you think anyone else could?

>>14746526
For me it shows that she's human and fails at some things. She always presents and carries herself as almost perfect so seeing a side so blatantly dirty of her for once humanizes her.

Women are subhuman

>>14748548
Yeah I dunno about you anon but Ina has always appeared to me as a anti-social degen. Its actually endearing but almost perfect? nah I think shes just really insecure around others and being a vtuber is an adventure into opening up

Would you keep your neet daughter in a room surrounded by trash if she paid the house bills?

>>14751233
a-as long as she's happy and does what she loves
image how bad she must smell. Her stench must peak on her menstruation too, being moody as fuck without leaving her bedroom for five days

what did my wife see in her wife

>>14751233
Considering how she used to be a normie that did sports and went to school and uni, no. If what she shows on stream is true, then these last years have been very lucrative but also self destructive for her physical health. She's unironically going down the path of "artist lives an unhealthy lifestyle, overworks herself, and dies young" right now

>>14735860
>cans and foils from food wrapping lying around
>pizza boxes in her room
>named her pokemon after food
>talks about KFC all the time
>talks about food most of the time
>doesn't shower for days on end
>eats healthy onstream but offstream she devours fast food

wow just wow. takos are s.o.l

>>14746305
Listened to the stream on one ear while working. The image is exaggerating but the facts are there.

She needs to do an off collab with Marie Kondo

>>14735985
>>14736014
>>14736048
Is eating one of those a week very bad for you?
Asking for a friend...

>>14752504
No. It’s only bad when you eat 3-5 a day

Why are people surprised there are people with unclean rooms?

>>14735860
But I like her unhealthy lifestyle, hiki girls are my fetish

>>14736115
Vitamin D? Yeah. She might need it since she doesn't go outside very often.

>>14751795
>talks about KFC all the time
eh, I don't remember her talking about kfc on stream at all

>>14743280
Why did she have a pile of dishes in her room? Doesn't her family use them?

>>14754823
Im wondering the same. Did she move out of her parents house?

>>14743280
Who has the messiest room of all holos? Pic related

>>14751421
>what did my wife see in her wife
You haven't watched Nene enough if you think smelly, gross, grimy girls put her off rather than the opposite
Source: I am a stinkysuzu expert

Her talent as an artist makes so much more sense now. Those heavy stacked skill points had to be taken away from somewhere. Anyone who can literally (discover) a pizza box in their room is fucking disgusting

>>14756607
>>14754823

She still lives with her parents and is essentially holding them hostage since she's the breadwinner. The tako tentacles take dishes from the kitchen with no resistance

>>14735860
these pictures dont really do the situation justice. from the sound of things, this woman is living in utter filth. the dozen red bull cans and pizza box etc that have presumably been in her room for a while means she's living with roaches all over her room.

>>14752997
Yeah, she loves Subway though. Like, loves loves.

how do I become as good an artist as her bros??

>>14743280
is she a hiki?

>>14758668
Stop caring about everything else, apparently

>>14758668
Start by drinking a lot of canned drinks

>>14758668
Draw so much that you don't have time for anything else, including socializing and possibly taking baths.

>>14758668
she's been drawing seriously for 15+ years mate
granted she is probably a sharp learner too but you can still catch up mate

>>14736048
The sodium isn't from the ramen itself, it's from the flavor packet.

>>14758864
Havent been able to watch her streams in a while but everything points that way, unless something has changed recently.

We don't. We hope she appears on an episode of hoarders and dies under the mountain of garbage she's piled up.

>>14743280
Relateable
Her trying to clean gives me motivation to do the same desu

>>14756804
Not Noel, her room is fairly clean despite the fact that she considers herself a slob. It's just a bit dusty.

>>14736018

not as good as YUBIGATE though
literal on-stream lowkey moans because chills and thrills
#sasugacrazy

YA8A1

>>14746305
Stepping on cans is pretty annoying, do it often enough and eventually they break and can cut into your foot.
I speak from experience.

>>14759766
never have such problems, all ym cans go straight into collection bin to be melted later ala bigstackD casting and converted into ingots

>>14743280
Honestly, there is nothing wrong with this. The whole point of vtuber idols is that they are both relatable and flawed but also talented. They remind us that the two aren't unrelated. My apartment is in a way worse condition than whatever hers is (I was motivated to tidy during the stream for the first time in a long time and I didn't get anywhere near as much done, but I almost did a room I guess). It gives me hope that despite my flaws maybe I can make something of my own obsessions.

>>14746456
Literally not a problem in a lot of countries.

>>14751666
>"artist lives an unhealthy lifestyle, overworks herself, and dies young
Pochi-sensei...

Stop it. You can't fix her.

And I'm not even talking about Ina.

>>14759983
she's on break because unlike korone rrat she's taking time off for actual maternity
at least based pochi is the acknowledgement that sex, relationships and parenthood are a thing even for them

>>14760217
Wait Pochi is on maternity leave? Really? If so, that's much better than her being close to death all the time

>>14757724
Subway is even worse sign than KFC because it tricks you into thinking it's healthy when the bread is loaded with sugar and the sauces and meats are even more fat and salt than KFC breading. Jared only lost weight because he got the most basic turkey sandwich with no mayo or ranch type sauces

>>14759954
Imagine the spiders and silverfish

>>14760217
I'll believe your rrat, Lenri misteriously went on break recently.

>>14760834

I’m pretty sure though I could be mistaken that Subway’s bread was determined literally too sugary to even be classified as bread

>>14764331
Bread is shit for you regardless of how much sugar is in it. That's like eating a whole ass stick of butter and worrying if it has too much salt.

>>14735860
LET ME LICK THAT FEET, PLEASE

>>14759951
so NORMAL people that make their beds everyday, wash the dishes, do their laundry and clean the bathroom twice a week are alienated from vtubing? Damn I need a new hobby then

>>14752504
Not very bad but still unhealthy. Depends on how much sodium is in it.

>>14735918
How could anything that small be satisfactory?

>>14758668
Dedication to consistantly learn the fundamentals in the beginning.
Inspiration or creativity to create something interesting.
If you got something you really want to convey than you got both of those covered.

>>14736115
>give Ina the Descartes
>Ina has an existential crisis
>realizes that she needs to turn her life around
>TFW giving her the D works

>>14746456
too cold where she lives.

>>14765095
>make their beds everyday
Literally no one on earth does this

>>14735860
>Wanting to fix a neet's lifestyle.
Impossible. Only they can fix their own lifestyle. God, I wish I had a neet GF so we could both be pathetic neets together.

>>14766035
Ina's breasts are perfectly satisfactory for me.

>>14758668
An obsessive amount of dedication to keep improving your craft. You have to balance the grind of fundamentals and studies but also drawing "for yourself" to keep your creativity and imagination intact. Neglecting either would result in you becoming a soulless generic pro artist who cranks out cookie cutter art or someone who's just slightly better than your typical Deviantartist

>>14765095
The other ones are normal (although I wash my bathroom only when otherwise doing a full house clean), but I never make my bed.
Who does that after the army? Fuck it.

>>14759951
Not complaining. I think this slob Ina arc has been one of the most entertaining thin gs she's done as of late.

>>14751666
"I'd rather burn out than fade away"

>>14735860