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A thread for the discussion of the yuletide Uriel of yearlong song delays, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>> No.14728537

>>14728532
Mori Love

>> No.14728552
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14728552

nyalliope

>> No.14728559
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森りん頑張って!!

>> No.14728600
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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.14728626

I swear to god this bitch is Kronii

>> No.14728654

>>14728626
(you) are kronii

>> No.14728663

>>14728348
That's EU for ya, it has always included us by definition.

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>>14728654

>> No.14728700

>>14728663
but >we are in SEA hours right now though

>> No.14728816

>>14728626
But calli came out first

>> No.14728842

I want to kiss fembeats

>> No.14728894
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14728894

I am watching Mori's spa ASMR for the 20th time right now. It's still great.

>> No.14728912

is the deleted tweet referring to HoloAlt Blu-ray? it's the only thing I have knowledge of with Mori content

>> No.14728914

C deez nuts lmao

>> No.14728942
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>>14728168
I think that both audience and streamer would benefit tremendously if chat was members only by default. The girls might feel bad at first, but I think it would genuinely improve their enjoyment overall.

>> No.14728954

>>14728912
No, it was a political tweet. Something about jerusalem belonging to the palestinians

>> No.14728962

>>14728654
DU DU DUDUDU DUDU DUDU DUUUDUUU

>> No.14728968

>>14728894
You're dedicated I'll say that...or obsessed

>> No.14728989

>>14728942
I think subscriber only is a good compromise if the timer is set long enough.

>> No.14729000

>>14728942
greychads are where the entertainment lies though
greens are way too sycophantic, with only a few exceptions

>> No.14729036

>>14728968
I definitely am a big fan of ASMR, it helps me fall asleep. Even better when it's my oshi.

>> No.14729056

>>14728942
I have ranted for a long time that while most streams and all VODs should be open to the public, live chat should ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS be members-only. That little $5 a month filters out so many fucking schizos, antis, SEAniggers, and children.

>> No.14729060

>>14728989
this, but i wish youtube could implement "subscriber for x days" limiters

>> No.14729071

>>14729000
>saying grayfags are chads in any sort of capacity after this fucking mess

>> No.14729098

>>14728842
They do sound cute ngl

>> No.14729105
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I've only known Mori for a while but... I think I'm in love... I think it's serious

>> No.14729128

>>14729071
They have their downs but they mostly are not as delusional as people here in vt. You're implying as if vt people are all "chads" in that sense

>> No.14729143
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>>14729105
Yeah she has that effect, I've been ghost for quite a while now.

>> No.14729155

>>14728532
The fuck do those moon runes say.

that's not calli

Fuck you

>> No.14729160

>>14729098
Someone tell them to stream pls...

>> No.14729179

>>14729071
I was multi-listening to fake and real Kronii, what mess?
Also, don't you guys enjoy when your boy is "owning retards"? Well that's where most of them come from. if they don't actually make her laugh with their posts, that is.
>LOL.png

>> No.14729180

>>14729128
some of their messages are ok but how many times are they going to repeat the same comment on her being drunk?

>> No.14729192

>>14729105
Send her a superchat asking how you can stop it.

>> No.14729198

>you can suck my dick
UWAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14729201

>greyniggers getting uppity again
I wish I could say your time is limited, but we both know these girls are far nicer than you deserve.

>> No.14729228

>>14729198
Who?

>> No.14729232

>>14729179
>what mess?
TLDR: They were fucking up with fauna when she was asking chat if she should lower her volume which then they were saying no and then later on spammed that they cant hear well because they are listening to kronii

>> No.14729273

>>14729192
Why would he need to stop it? Are you zoomers really that braindead that you can't comprehend people having celeb crushes?

>> No.14729283

Fembetas need to gtfo, Mori is for boys only.

>> No.14729292

>>14729180
Repeating messages is as harmless as it can be. I'd rather hate TTfags who came to the stream and ask "Are you ****?", And people who keep trauma dumping on superchats

>> No.14729302

>>14729273
Because I want to stop being in love with Mori and I don't know how.

>> No.14729305

>>14729283
She's a lesbian

>> No.14729362

>>14729228
Calli said it in jump king

>> No.14729375

>>14729305
I couldn't imagine coping as hard as lesbeats. Deadbeats already have no chance (except me), but lesbetas have to deal with the fact that they're in love with a straight woman who would never love them even if they weren't streamer/fan

>> No.14729381

>>14729362
She said dust anon, dust, not dick

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>>14729155
>>14729362
WHO THE FUCK IS CALLI
WHY DO YOU TOURISTS INVADE MY SHIT GENERAL AND MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER
LURK THE FUCK MORE OR GET THE FUCK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>> No.14729395

>>14726237
But that would be smart. You don't have to worry about what you can talk about because management isn't breathing down on your neck and she isn't associating Hololive with these people.

>> No.14729401

>>14729375
She's a massive femme dom lesbian.

>> No.14729418
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>>14729283
As a successful/inspiring business woman, artist, and femgosling there should unironically be a greater fembeat presence than what there is now.

>> No.14729422

>>14729375
She's an ace

>> No.14729429

>mori messaged me again
>this time with the exact time of day i need to jump off the bridge to see her
I'm so excited that it's finally happening!
On an unrelated note I still can't find my pill bottle

>> No.14729440

>>14729422
You can be straight and an ace. Mori would never date a woman.

>> No.14729462

>>14729440
>Mori would never date a woman
>had dates with suzy, IRyS and Milky
hmmmmmm

>> No.14729470

>>14729429
Is it just for you or can you bring friends?

>> No.14729478

>>14729440
Who hurt u

>> No.14729479

>>14729422
, kid.
She's not ace either

>> No.14729482

>>14729401
lesbeat headcanon is a formidable fortress, impregnable by reason or logic

>> No.14729484

>>14729375
Any deadbeat who thinks they have a serious shot with Mori is coping. She is literally more likely to suddenly have a lesbian awakening and marry Milky.

>> No.14729494

>>14729440
>regular goes on dates with IRyS, Milky, Suisei, Watame, and other women
>doesn't go on dates with men
hmmmmm

>> No.14729502

https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1471386966235422721

>> No.14729522

Dykes and delusion, name a more iconic duo

>> No.14729527

>>14729381
Oh my mistake

>> No.14729529

>>14729482
She literally is.

Source, I made it up.

>> No.14729530

>>14729036
i get that, was never big on it myself, good to hear it's something to keep you sane deadbeat

>> No.14729537

>>14729302
how are virtual crushes real
just walk away from the screen nigga
nigga just close your eyes

>> No.14729548

>>14729440
>>14729479
>doesn't know about the forbidden tea time
Kek, welcome tourists. I suggest you lurk more before posting

>> No.14729561

>>14729522
(you) and thinking you are going to make it with mori

>> No.14729570

I can't stop thinking about the sexual awakening Mori will experience when she has 4 other skimpily dressed genmates at her home for a sleepover.

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>>14729548
>citing forbidden texts
Do you want to start talking about unrequited love too?

>> No.14729609

>>14729561
But I am going to make it with Mori. In the afterlife while all of you stupid fucks go to hell to suffer for eternity.

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>>14729576
nta but i dont want to risk any rm shit on this thread after that unsolicited hamhat MV from the last thread while being on topic about the MV of this song's MV

>> No.14729615

>>14729482
>lesbeat [...] is [...] impregnable
UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA CUM INSIDE A LESBEAT

>> No.14729653

>>14729615
Based selective reader

>> No.14729673

>>14729576
That was when she was very young. She's mixing up adoration and love. She even addressed this last year

>> No.14729674

>>14729570
Do you think the other girls will walk into the bathroom "accidentallly" while one is about to take a shower?

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>>14729576
nta but get the fuck out of here with the hamhat, you are going to summon that retarded doxxbeat from the last thread again

>> No.14729722

Deadbeats, whose ASMR do you often listen to besides Mori? I wanna hibernate this coming Christmas break I need some suggestions. Even nonvtubers are ok

>> No.14729727

>>14729674
yes gura will "accidentally" join Mori in the shower

>> No.14729728

>>14729722
Rene

>> No.14729739

>>14729722
>>14729728
this one

>> No.14729744

>>14729570
>>14729674
Too bad they're going to be staying in a different place than her when they come to japan. Cover already turned down her idea of taking care of the girls' stay in japan. Kinda sad to hear. No way mori is willing to stream in a bad setup for a month

>> No.14729777

>>14729744
(・ัω・ั)

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>>14729744
>Cover already turned down her idea of taking care of the girls' stay in japan

>> No.14729791

>>14729610
>>14729695
im assuming it's always you saying "nta" i gotta know what does it mean ntabeat?

>> No.14729808

>>14729728
Aoi ruru

>> No.14729810

>>14729791
all me unironically, i deleted one of those because my grammar autism got the better of me

>> No.14729812

>>14729744
rrat

>> No.14729816

>>14729791
Next Taiwan Acknowledgement

>> No.14729820

Mori is 2Dsexual

>> No.14729828

>>14729778
Cover already prepared cardboard box apartments for the girls. Mori has her own fancy bunker far away from that place.

>> No.14729833

>>14729816
>Taiwan
you mean chinese taipei?

>> No.14729837

>>14729778
Yeah she talked about it in an sc reading stream. Said she loved planning and wanted to get myth the perfect place when they come even if she has to pay for it herself.

>> No.14729845

>>14729820
And that's okay.

>>14729833
No I mean the One True China

>> No.14729858

>>14729810
nono, what does NTA mean

>> No.14729861

mori will learn how awesome tall guys are when she hugs me and gets to rest her head on my lanky chest

>> No.14729862

>>14729791
Nipples Titties Asses

>> No.14729875

>>14729861
deadbeat let it go, none of us have a chance with her

>> No.14729886

>>14729837
I mean, it's not like Cover can stop them from staying at Mori's house instead of whatever shitty hotel they rent.

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>not knowing what NTA means
YTA sweetie

>> No.14729897

>>14729875
There is one "anon" in this thread who has a decent chance with mori

>> No.14729898

>>14729722
"Often" is a bit of an overstatement but Koyori~n

>> No.14729900

>>14729837
Yeah it's just kinda sad that she'll be the only one left out.

>> No.14729908

>>14729897
yeah, mori

>> No.14729912
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>>14729875
dreams are all I have, and I'll die before I drop them

>> No.14729937

>>14729889
what does that mean!? God, I feel old and out of touch

>> No.14729947

>>14729886
>implying mori would he comfortable enough to let 4 people stay with her for a month
>implying that mori's place is big enough for 5 people
>implying that the other girls would be willing to do that
>implying that the other girls won't be streaming for a month
Have you learned nothing? Her genmates don't care enough about her and neither does cover. She has us at least

>> No.14729949

>>14729937
do your reps tourist

>> No.14729956

>>14729937
anonchama...

>> No.14729973

>>14729947
why is your text green? what does it mean?

>> No.14729981

>>14729973
it means he needs to take his meds

>> No.14729996

>>14729886
I’m curious at how relationships in myth would change if they were all together in person for a month.

>> No.14729997

>>14729937
Well, it is Out of Touch Thursday.

>> No.14730010

I-Is there anyone else that's still not received their merch from Geekjack?
>※Due to Covid-19 crisis, EMS Japan has suspended parcel delivery to the
United States,Australia,Canada and etc.
>We will use ECMS to send the products for the customers living in the United States and Australia.
>And the products of customers who live in other countries where the delivery of EMS has been suspended will be kept until the EMS resumes.
I presume Leafs like me are screwed

>> No.14730023

>>14729996
They would all have sex and a love pentagram would form, tearing them apart

>> No.14730032

>>14730010
Got my Ina birthday merch last week
t. burger

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you're probably not wrong if this is what you meant

>> No.14730046

>>14729997
SMOKING GUNS
HOT TO TOUUUCH
Mori ongai...

>> No.14730063

What vods are you watching right now morig?

>> No.14730076

>>14730063
right now im not watching any vods of mori, those are being saved for the break

>> No.14730087

>>14730063
most recent Jump King

>> No.14730091

>>14729695
That's just a weird doxxbeat but it's not something I wanted to continue anyways

>> No.14730119

I hope myth 3d never comes. I don't want her to be left out while the other 4 are cooped up in some roach infested apartment

>> No.14730125

>>14730063
Guilty Gear Lore

>> No.14730129

>>14730063
Right now? the new South Park movie

>> No.14730139

I just want to lift her dress and fuck her up against a wall.

>> No.14730156

>>14729695
She literally doxxed herself.

Everyone knows who she was.

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>>14730010
My poster made it to the UK, so they're still going to Europe at least.

>> No.14730182

>>14730156
you know exactly what i meant, dont pretend to be retarded

>> No.14730188

i hate that i love mori

>> No.14730201

God damnit I need to fuck this lesbian

>> No.14730208

>>14730156
Stop pretending you know shit tourist. You don't even know about the tea time. Embarassing. Go back to your discord

>> No.14730209

>>14730063
I'm not watching any Mori vods right now. I'm getting ready for bed. It's too late here.

>> No.14730223

>>14730156
stfu

>> No.14730231

>>14730201
Please stay on topic - this is a thread about Mori Calliope, there is no lesbian here.

>> No.14730248

>>14730164
I am afraid you will be passing away for personal reasons.

>> No.14730263

>>14730231
he was referring to Mori Calliope, who is in fact a lesbian

>> No.14730270

>>14730208
no lol
d
e
m o n

>> No.14730282

>>14730263
Mori had sex with me, a male

>> No.14730284
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14730284

>>14730209
goodnight deadbeat

>> No.14730287

>>14730263
Nah

>> No.14730293
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>>14727269
DATE STREAMS ARE BACK ON THE MENU

>> No.14730309

>>14730293
cant wait for greynames to fuck it up because they cant coordinate for shit

>> No.14730322

>>14730293
Remember, don’t make it weird.

>> No.14730323

>>14730284
i want her to beat me to death with that microphone

>> No.14730337

>I hold calli's chat in a high regard compared to other chats
Heard that, selfhatebeats?

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>>14730270
Holy shit, the forbidden knowledge, you clearly know more than anyone here, damn, you might even be Mori herself.

>> No.14730341

>>14730270
Even normies know about that from spotify and youtube, kek, you're embarassing yourself here. You don't even know about the teatime. Go back to your discord kiddo

>> No.14730354

>>14730337
Who said it?

>> No.14730370

>>14730354
the only holo streaming right now is reine...

>> No.14730391

I kinda like this dynamic

>> No.14730414

you could also not reply to retarded children
that is also a possibility

>> No.14730431
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>>14730270
You rang?

>> No.14730435

>>14730323
me too bro

>> No.14730437

>>14730337
who was the retard that said such bullshit?

>> No.14730441

>>14730370
I like Reine, was busy watching a Mori vod so didn’t see anyone was live.

>> No.14730491

>>14730431
I'm going to rape Hatty Chaos in front of Mori

>> No.14730492

>>14730437
Mori’s chat isn’t great, but there are certainly far worse. Especially for how big of an audience she has.

>> No.14730511

>>14730492
who has the worst chat

>> No.14730516

>>14730511
me

>> No.14730519

>>14730337
opinions from 3rd parties dont count since they dont live through that infuriating experience, >We know better unironically

>> No.14730521

They're dorks!

>> No.14730542
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14730542

Don't know who's streaming, but it's not Mori, so I don't care.
Don't know what people in this thread are seething about, but it's not Mori content, so I don't care.
Don't know why people aren't posting Mori, but Deadbeats are all niggers, so I don't care.

Mori Love. Don't reply to me. I don't care.

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>>14730516
goober...

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14730566

laughing @ retards who try to stop me from loving mori
you won't

>> No.14730577

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIqimSV7COo

You'll be watching gozaru jump, right? Since Mori will be watching too.

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>>14730577
Is that Mori?
No?
See
>>14730542

>> No.14730607

>>14730577
watching some western chuubas atm, but maybe in a bit

>> No.14730618

>>14730589
I saw you yesterday in kson's thread. Nice try, have a (You)

>> No.14730642

>>14730516
Goorah…

>> No.14730702

>>14730577
I took a long ass nap and can’t sleep so probably

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>>14730309
I want to commit a genocide of grey names.

>> No.14730753

>>14730730
sabotage south american internet and you'll succeed

>> No.14730767

>>14730730
>bringing me to Mori sooner
Go ahead

>> No.14730775

>>14730577
aight

>> No.14730857

>>14730577
>tobimasu gozaru
NO PLOOF

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>>14730248
But anon, I don't want to meet Mori yet.

>> No.14730885

>that like
...

>> No.14730942

>>14728663
I'm EU and i'm just waking up, what did >we do this time?

>> No.14731015

>>14730492
>>14730511
At least dead beats don't head pat each other like takos do.

>> No.14731042

>>14731015
takos have pretty wild orgies

>> No.14731050

>>14730516
>>14730543
don't think that's the case anymore when Kronii exists.

>> No.14731065

>>14730577
damn she's good

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>>14730882
>piano
how are your reps going pianobeat?

>> No.14731115

>>14729875
>none of us have a chance
I have a chance, it's just not high.

>> No.14731136

>>14731111
I'm still not back to where I was ten years ago, but my fingers are beginning to remember. I'm also beating sheet music back into my head, I can't comfortably sight read pieces anymore.

i have a book of sheet music from Nier which I'd love to git gud at, but I'm a ways off that at the moment

>> No.14731210

>>14731136
I see, well keep working hard at it and I'm sure you can pull it off!
Something I remember for learning harder pieces is to play them slower and break them down into sections and practice them bit by bit. You can learn music that seems pretty daunting that way, so maybe try that if you aren't already

>> No.14731215

>>14731015
Ina's prechat is something else.

>> No.14731253

>>14731210
That's exactly what I'm doing, and I agree, it's the best way to do it.

The problem is that I'm constantly reminded that I used to be better than this, and that I've let my skill degrade. Not a nice feeling, but the solution is to outdo my teenage self, so that's what I'll have to do.

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>>14730730
After what they did to my poor Fauna, I agree

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14731325

>>14731253
That's understandable, please don't let what you used to be get in the way of what you can become and KICK YOUR TEENAGE SELF'S ASS!

>> No.14731379
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>>14730577
IROHA LOVE
I'm watching Rushia though

>> No.14731401

>>14731253
why not learn jazz?

>> No.14731423

>>14731210
just want to add, it helps for piano specifically if you practice each hand separately and slowly

>> No.14731467

Dead beats this you?
https://youtube.com/shorts/-dxIq8KxaL8?feature=share

>> No.14731564

Would you let Mori drive you around in a car?

>> No.14731577

>>14731467
No, this is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNSCdDU6-E

>> No.14731602

>>14731564
Depends. Where is she taking me?

>> No.14731688

>>14730010
>crisis

>> No.14731695

>>14731602
To the Graveyard

>> No.14731715

>start watching
>realize i want a gf like that
>feel embarrassed as fuck watching stream
>close stream
>loneliness
>repeat
what the fuck do i do bros?

>> No.14731799

>in the beginning I didn't like Mori or Kiara
>now they have publicly broken up and no longer try and force their thing I like both of them
Weird

>> No.14731813

>>14731467
>Banging his head on the box
Yeah that's me alright

>> No.14731835

>>14731799
Well, that shit was catastrophically cringey. Glad it's done with.

>> No.14731876

>>14731835
I know right
>Kiara wants to have teetee yuribait with Mori
>Mori finds it cringe and hates Orange Woman
>Kiara dislikes being treated like shit and stops doing it as Mori warms up to the idea
I blame their managers desu

>> No.14731932

>>14731401
I've dabbled, it's fun, but my core ability still isn't where it should be. I picked up drumming as a teen and I can comfortably play in a band with that, I'm just woefully out of practice on a piano.

>> No.14731937

>>14731876
>managers
No, that's literally all Kiara and her autistic sense of Austrian humor.

>> No.14731939

she doesn't think about sex

>> No.14731945

>>14731564
yeah cus i can't drive

>> No.14731949

>>14731937
Right but they have managers who should have told Kiara to cut it out/helped Mori deal with it better

>> No.14731960

>>14731939
moririn is a virgin...

>> No.14731969

>>14731949
lol They probably did. Multiple times, but were too polite to get the point across to a blunt European woman. On Mori's end, she was probably getting pissed off, but didn't want to say anything to keep from hurting feelings.

>> No.14731972
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>>14731939
Are (You) thinking about SEX?

>> No.14731982

>>14731467
Holy shit, he's literally me

>> No.14731983

>>14731960
How can a woman like her not have had sex yet?

>> No.14731991

>>14731972
No. Not anymore. I just watch VTubers and cry and sometimes think about jumping in front of Truck-kun.

>> No.14732002
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>>14731715
You fucking keep watching, loser.

>> No.14732013

>>14731983
Hint: Japan.

>> No.14732025

>>14731983
yucky yucky~!

>> No.14732037

>>14731983
>How can a woman like her not have had sex yet
She's a grim reaping thing
She doesn't even have genitals.

>> No.14732049
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>>14732002
BUT IT HURTS

>> No.14732076
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>>14732049
You're not even gonna make it through the winter, bro...

>> No.14732081

>>14732025
I want to eat some natto mixed with her body fluids.

>> No.14732097

>>14732025
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGG

>> No.14732098

>>14732076
Probably not. However, on the other side of the coin, I drink 11 red bulls in a row and didn't die of a heart attack, so there's that. I'm actually a little pissed because my heart rate didn't even jump, so I'm beginning to think they lied about the caffeine content.

>> No.14732116

>>14732098
RIP this anon's kidneys

>> No.14732144

>>14732097
Why does she have to sound so cute when she says it?

>> No.14732155
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>>14732116
I didn't even get a body ache. How can I feel alive when there is no pleasure OR pain to be had? I tried talking to family about this problem, but they just ask for money. My "friends" give me the cringe face and kind sneak off. This isn't even the worst I've done to myself, and there weren't consequences for that, either. I would say I'm just here to suffer, but it's worse when I don't.
Well. Thanks for reading my blog, I guess. I'll do a flip. /blog

>> No.14732167

>>14732098
Dude, if you are going to off yourself, at least kill yourself by marathoning her streams without food, drink, or sleep. Die in your chair while watching her staring contest.

>> No.14732182

>>14732144
She's cute saying almost anything. Like why the fuck would she call chocolate milk, chocky milk?

>> No.14732205
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>>14732167
Yeah, that's a funny story and in now way shape or form do I go multiple days without eating and not even get hungry. Ha ha. Worth a shot, I guess. I'll keep you updated.

>> No.14732213

set... i love your style, but your anatomy reps...
https://twitter.com/_set___/status/1471421616404185091?s=20

>> No.14732240

>>14732213
don't care, cute Mori

>> No.14732276
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>>14732205
>die
>can't update
didnt think of that, did ya you dummy?

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>>14732276
I mean, dying from starvation and dehydration isn't exactly instantaneous. It'll be the most fun I've had my entire life! Ha ha! Get it? Life!

>> No.14732340

>>14732305
Still, on a serious note, just how many hours of content has she created (which is also available)? Is it really long enough to die in a week if I watch it all back-to-back?

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>>14731310
what'd they do to fauna?

>> No.14732456
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>>14732340
Well, fuck it, guess I can watch it all again. Maybe this time I won't keep closing it halfway or jump around. Well see if I starve to death or not.
However, I will sleep a little, and I will sip on water. I think dying of hunger would probably be the less painful of the three and easiest to manage.
Wish me luck, fuckers.

>> No.14732485

>>14732456
Wait, is there a way to play them in reverse order? I'd like to watch them chronologically.

>> No.14732562

>>14732382
made her upset. She was asking about the volume of her stream when some greyfags talked about the volume in relation to Kronii's unarchived.

>> No.14732567

>>14732340
>>14732456
>>14732485
Wait, what do I do if she streams? Do I pause the list? I think that's acceptable, right?

>> No.14732620

>>14732562
jeez, you'd think these fags would have any mannors

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>>14732567
please stop asking for suicide advice in my oshi's thread thanks

>> No.14732665

there's something really wrong about Kronii's greyfags. I think they might be even worse than Gura's

>> No.14732688
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>>14732646
>he thinks it's about the suicide
However, where ELSE do you ask for suicide advice except in a Grim Reaper's stream?

>> No.14732699

>>14732665
What's so bad about them?

>> No.14732727

>Mori hyping something big turned out to be the MarioKart tourney.

yay. I hope it's an actual Grand Prix with teams.

>> No.14732743

>>14732699
see >>14732562

>> No.14732744

>>14732727
Wait what? Where is that?

>> No.14732759

>>14732744
/hlgg/.

>> No.14732766

>>14732743
Oh, are these the same fuckers that made Bae feel like shit because they said they were only in it for Kronii when Council first came out?

>> No.14732801

>>14732562
>>14732766
lmao what fucking shitheels

>> No.14732816

>>14732801
Well, it's nothing to kill yourself over.

>> No.14733062

https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1471434322791993345

J-chad...

>> No.14733137

>Gura retweeting
I guess that explains Mori not showing up to Iroha's JK, they're probably still in the meeting.

>> No.14733177

>>14733137
Mori and Gura are being instructed over how to shill the new song, i bet.

>> No.14733229

>>14733062
At this point, they really should just fire her and put Shinove as Mori's manager.

>> No.14733291

>>14733062
She needs to be disciplined with my dick

>> No.14733299

>>14733281

>> No.14733345

>>14733177
It could be a full Myth meeting considering how Ame didn't stream and Kiara's stream is in her later time slot.

>> No.14733352

>>14733062
I'm gonna fucking skn j-chad alive

>> No.14733360

>>14733062
Ms. Calliope...

>> No.14733368

>>14733345
>all myth involved.
Will cover finally let go and give them Home 3D?

>> No.14733462
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>>14733360
It's going to be Ms. Anon after my wedding with her!!

>> No.14733495

You dolts, Ms stands for Mobile suit

>> No.14733512

>>14729418
You're actually right about that Mori is for all genders. To think lewd thoughts about.

>> No.14733678

>>14733462
why not take her last name. making you Mr. Calliope

>> No.14733819

>>14733678
Her family name is Mori though...

>> No.14733858

>>14733062
J-chad you dumb fucking cunt. Stop making my oshi look bad.

>> No.14733908

>>14733678
Since she's the "main" half of the relationship, for anything that happens, like important business mail or invitations or whatever, you'll be referred to as Mr. and Mrs. Calliope Mori

>> No.14733927

amemori...

>> No.14733940

>>14733368
Anonchama...they wouldn't have made that announcement about delaying 3D if that was on the table

>> No.14733981

The big meeting is recording for the next big Myth original song

>> No.14734047

>>14733940
maybe the original delay didn't take omicron into consideration and now they're trying to resched it.

>> No.14734053

One hour in. Still here.

>> No.14734143

Please don't do it.

>> No.14734228
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14734228

my wife

>> No.14734263
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>>14734228
MY wife

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>>14734228
>>14734263
I made those posts

>> No.14734325
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>>14734263
YOUR wife

>> No.14734327

>>14734308
GOD I WANT TO LICK THOSE THIGHS

>> No.14734364

>Mori's date stream is in a couple of hours

comfy

>> No.14734375

>>14734364
>couple
anon..

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>>14734228
>>14734263
>>14734308
>>14734325
Our Mori

>> No.14734448

>>14734395
GOD
I WANT TO
L I C K
I
C
K
THOSE THIGHS!!!
!

>> No.14734470
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>>14734308
>>14734325
>>14734395
My calliope

>> No.14734495

>>14733062
They Flat-out apologized to Mori, you don't see that very often.

>> No.14734523
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14734523

In the afterlife all deadbeats will join a deadbeat singularity, our personalities, feelings, and consciousnesses will get fused, and that's who will be with Mori forever.
Which sucks for you losers because my consciousness is likely the strongest in the universe. I'm self-absorbed, self-centered, egoistic, solipsistic, stubborn, and I refuse to compromise. My ego will simply reject all your egos. I'll be her lover just by sheer strength.

>> No.14734528

>>14734143
>t mori

>> No.14734537

>>14734470
It really is like looking into a mirror...

>> No.14734553

>>14734375
Yep! In the AM on the east coast.

>> No.14734557

>>14734143
Whether I do it or not is not really up to me.

>> No.14734562

>>14734523
Yeah, but can you literally starve yourself to death through sheer willpower alone? lmao probably not. Take the second seat, loser.

>> No.14734563

>>14734495
>They didn't commit seppuku
Are they even serious?

>> No.14734661

>>14734523
You're just a puny asshole

>> No.14734663

Can someone post the fat albert streamable I lost it

>> No.14734664

>>14733299
When will people realize the whole "date" label is her utilizing an easy title for JP fans to understand...she did the same thing for the cafe eikaiwa and the trip recollection eikaiwa ended up being similar too

>> No.14734746

>>14734664
cope

>> No.14734782

>>14734664
seethe

>> No.14734795

>>14734664
mald

>> No.14734801

>>14734664
dilate

>> No.14734803

Wish I could get her autograph, followed up with a awkward request for a date, then an intense one-night stand where she invites me to stay in Japan (cause I was that good), takes care of me, and we raise adorable children together.

>> No.14734809

Do you guys have nothing better to do than post all night here?

>> No.14734832

>>14734795
>not dilate
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.14734878

>>14734803
If you walk up to her for an autograph, which name do you suppose she'll write as her own?

>> No.14734880

>>14734809
Jokes on you, the night's over here.

>> No.14734894

>>14734832
>Has never been to molding manor.
Wrong thread buddy.

>> No.14734936

>>14734878
All of them, cause I'll ask for all of them.

>> No.14734970

>>14734523
>solipsistic, stubborn, and I refuse to compromise
Sounds like that part that'll be immediately cut out of the Deadbeat Oversoul. Nuffin personnel, kiddo.

>> No.14735024

mori x goku

>> No.14735113

>>14735024
mori x gohan (rice)

>> No.14735119
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>>14735024

>> No.14735135

>>14734970
I refuse to be cut out.
Checkmate.

>> No.14735177

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1471454057483149312?s=21
>Geekjack
Ready to wait another year for your copy?

>> No.14735189

>>14735135
Jesus, this thread is like /b/ it’s nothing but shitpost.

>> No.14735212

>>14735024
>not being Mori x Vegeta
DO YOU EVEN WATCH STREAMS?!

>> No.14735342

>>14735212
Let me guess becouse both of them are stubborn

>> No.14735461

I really love Suisei

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>>14735119
I fixed this for you. also gave her clothes because Calli isn't a slut and neither is Vegeta

>> No.14735645

>>14735177
Just choose dhl over air mail. Your problem was not using dhl in the first place

>> No.14735674

>>14735189
It's just one dirty spic. Just ignore and report as usual

>> No.14735685

>>14735674
What did you call me you piece of shit?

>> No.14735753

>>14735674
>racism
not cool

>> No.14735801
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.14735802

https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1471463793943539715 japanese exchange student samurai wants to talk

>> No.14735833

>>14735801
i don't have a mori...

>> No.14735841

>>14735801
C-Can I have a dance with her?

>> No.14735843

>>14735802
Well that was fast

>> No.14735878

>>14735802
h-hayai

>> No.14735898

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1471464921506656258

>> No.14735923
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>>14735833
then get one bro. here, I'll let you use this extra I had

>> No.14735935

>>14735898
Nene aswell

>> No.14735955

She's going to advertise her eikaiwa date stream to the JPs

>> No.14736177

rrat time: Mori's English speaking friends canceled their plans to hang out during her break, so now Mori is sending out a distress signal to JP holos.

>> No.14736178

[Red Alert]

https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1471468150160244739

>> No.14736345

I bet she's surprised she got this many replies already

>> No.14736475

That she's one of the most Stacy people in hololive and thinks she won't be popular is still funny.

>> No.14736483

>>14736178
>Red Alert
Xa, I like what you did there

>> No.14736551

[Sad news]
Hope she can still make it to teatime (;へ:)
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1471419739587383298

>> No.14736690

Maybe she got a format for English lessons with guests down that she likes and wants to make it a series starting with Lui. Basically her equivalent of HoloTalk

>> No.14737172

>>14735898
Oh no, Towa is gonna introduce Mori into smoking. It's over deadbeats.

>> No.14737187

>>14737172
newbeat....

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