/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>14715163
i have cum 7 times in the last 2 days to the same picture of my oshi being creampied by her futa friend

The only vtuber I've ever coomed to was Kronii

ESL hours

>crinch
I think you mean cringy

my dick is hooked on p no ji doujins right now

>>14715163
My oshi is the only vtuber I will never jack off to.

>>14715163
>crinch

Can't do it. Feels improper, like masturbating to the Virgin Mary.

Why would I jack off to my wife when I could just have sex with her?

>>14715163
I've never jacked off to my oshi. Feels wrong man

>>14715163
I don't even see them as humans. If you mean the people controlling the moving PNG, I don't give a shit, I just let them puppet the PNG to entertain me.

>>14715163
We should convince vtubers that counting down to 0 increasing in speed, and ending it by saying "pyu-pyu~".
Is the funniest shit ever along side "Hey honey" and "Ara Ara".
That would be hilarious... ha ha.

>>14715725
Any time I see someone make a spelling error online, I'm inclined to believe they're American, because Americans can barely even speak their own language and say shit like "im finner loose my marble's"

>>14715163
I've only ever jacked off to chammers ASMR. Doing it to Pekora feels really wrong.

>>14715747
>>14718395

>>14715163
No, because it feels wrong. If you truly loved your oshi you would understand why. Instead, you’re just a typical coomer.

>>14720517
You don't love your oshi. You put her on a pedestal and project your sexlessness onto her. You accomplish absolutely nothing by pretending that you're achieving something with this.

>>14722756
I do not put her on a pedestal by simply not viewing her as an object of sex. If I want to get off, I have infinite other options to do so then rubbing one out to the thought of her specifically. Your issue, coomer, is that you must pretend that your oshi likes the idea of you. You view her as your girlfriend, but she isn’t. She’s a random woman you will never meet who most likely cringes at the thought of strange men (you) masturbating to the thought of her. You accomplish nothing by pretending that she will ever appreciate you sexually, and even less by attempting to project that retarded thought process onto me.

>>14715163
Dont think i have ever jacked off to a vtuber, not sure why.

>>14724134
Seethe

>>14726156
Vtubers are just streamers, why fap to them when you can look up actual porn. I don't get how people do this.

>>14724134
>She’s a random woman you will never meet who most likely cringes at the thought of strange men (you) masturbating to the thought of her.
My oshi tells me to cum for her everyday

>>14724134
How much of an insecure dork do you have to be to need to imagine someone is into you to jack off to them. lol just fucking masturbate it's not that big of a deal
I hate philosophers making everything into a morality exercise

>>14726304
Cope.

>>14717695
I got you senpai

Didn’t realize how many faggots are on this board geez

I'm an adult anon no I don't feel the need to masturbate to every entertainer I enjoy o find attractive but I'm glad you got that off your chest enjoy your up coming 4 years of highschool

Hope you develop self control girls love ke guys who have it

>>14726519
Kill yourself chumbud

>>14717150
FUCKING BASED please remind these toddlers

>>14726437
Congratulations on missing the point. I specifically responded in that way because of the anon claiming I was ‘projecting sexlessness onto her’. In reality my oshi and most likely his oshi as well both don’t like the idea of their fans masturbating to the thought of them. The only projection is from those who delude themselves into thinking otherwise.

>>14726589
Not a chumbuds just the perfect pic to express my parental disappointment in this thread. Do better anon

>>14726391
you don't care the same way about pr0n prostitute, most of them don't even play minecraft.

>>14715163
I can't jack off to Amelia until she crushes my balls, preferably with her feet.

>>14726648
Nah you're saying that people who masturbate to streamers have to wrap their brains into a delusion rather than just beating their meats to lewd noises

>>14726765
Get help anon

>>14718395
>finner

This is non-ironically because underage zoomgang have adopted black twitter words like "finna", which derives from the American Southern phrase "fixing to", which has the same meaning as "going to", similar to how going to was contracted into "gonna" in northern dialects, except white southerners don't say finna. Like how y'all is a southern thing but it was mistakenly identified as a black thing which is why annoying twitter homos have been saying it for a long time.

>>14726519
While i agree... You don't need to destroy these horny faggots like this on this board. This is their turf.

>>14717695
I don't understand zoomer humor

>>14726519
Get your test levels checked grandpa.

>>14715163
I respect her too much.

>>14726915
Zoomer humor on 4chan is just people in their 20s/30s pretending to be teenagers. Actual zoomer "humor" is talking like a black person.

>>14726834
>Autistic anon has no reading comprehension, doubles down anyway
/vt/ in a nutshell

>>14715163
It's kind of the point of the anime waifu model, isn't it?

>>14726885
Someone has to tell them or they'll live there lives thinking it's normal behavior you can enjoy things and women without wanting to Fuck it or the very least uncontrollably jack off to it

>El crinch

Do your reps Juan

>>14727025
Mentally toddlers confirmed thanks I actually miss the XD so random humor of this website in the early 2010s now

>>14717695
We can maybe convince EOP chuubas to say "shiko shiko"

>>14727104
Stop projecting your low-test addled sex drive onto others. You're achieving absolutely nothing. Your oshi doesn't know or care about what you do with your limp dick. She will never care.

>>14727310
I have a son.

>>14727335
I hope you raise him to treat you as a negative example.

>>14727231
That was also people in their 20s/30s making fun of teenagers, it's just that those people are in their 40s/50s now.

>>14727310
I’d argue anyone who chooses to masturbate to a random woman using an anime avatar playing minecraft rather than actually having sex or at least watching actual porn is a natural born reject whose sperm-count is both low and genetically non-viable.

>>14727335
And in a few years you'll both be shitposters on /vt/ and he'll call you a boomer for watching old vtubers like Amelia.

>>14727103
No I'm just a life long anime fans and I feel the design makes the medium of streaming easier for me to digest with something I'm familiar with 0 to do with big anime tits can see those anywhere

>>14726486
Everyone here is a faggot. Even you.

>>14715163
No, but I have used what few pictures of her roommate exist online and the theater of my mind and cranked off to that.

>>14727517
This. If I wanted to see big anime titties I could look anywhere else and find them bigger, bouncier, and most likely naked. There’s no reason to choose vtubers over hentai outside of wanting to feel some kind of actual connection with them, which is extremely pathetic.

>>14727404
2 degrees active in my community don't smoke don't drink really into otaku culture and sports I think I'm a fine role model but nice try anon

>>14727231
That's depressing.

>>14727466
The difference between me and you is that I choose to masterbate to vtubers instead of getting pussy, we are not the same.

>>14727529
Am I going to have to bring the lube

>>14727496
Based yeah probably he's little but he does smile when I put Gura clips on for him or were watching her stream will eating dinner

>>14727611
Yeah your right that was a bit of a stretch it's was a awful time lol

>>14727590
Look at this pathetic normalfag, he has to masturbate to only naked images.

>>14727620
Correct. Whereas you are a beta cuck, I will one day prove beneficial to the gene-pool.

>>14726864
I understood every word on that sheet of paper. I guess I'm a 30 year old zoomer.

>>14726864
I'm Black it's just recycled urban lingo I also have a degree in English & speak German language is just a tool we use to communicate it if you can't understand it and everyone else in the are could you'd be the illiterate one

>>14727688
I hope he turns out even halfway alright, man

>>14727620
I've seen those "don't want real woman" people, but masturbating to vtubers is just too fucked up. At least use hentai, a sex doll or something.

>>14728063
Look the Sharky isn't teaching him math or anything like that then I'd be dropping the ball

>>14727104
>>14726519
you should kill yourself and learn how to have fun on the internet you pathetic ass normalfag

>>14728246
> learn how to have fun
You don't sound like you're having fun desu~

>>14728104
>too fucked up
try to explain this without sounding absolutely retarded

>>14728277
its fun shitting on retards

>>14728246
Masturbating to something I watch because it genuinely makes me laugh and smile that have no real need to be sexual gratification sort of thing is what you define as "Fun on the Internet."

K.

>>14728343
you type like a complete faggot, go back redditor

>>14727688
Speaking as an adult that was raised by posters. Please for the love of god, do your best anon. Do not teach your son to post. Don't spend too much time posting around him

>>14728370
>Type like a faggot

You went to a State University didn't you

>>14728415
>tumblr filename
you really need to go back

>>14728376
Hahahahah absolutely not so true and so based I'm from that era as well no he's in bed sleep this is prime 4chan hours for me

>>14728446
Literally been here since 2008 I have no idea where back is but...... K.

>>14728492
all those years and still a newfag that's crazy

>>14717150
Based. r/Hololive is the hugbox for thoughts and /vt/ is the hugbox for behaviour.

>>14727335
hope he dies normalfag fuck you and your son and your blogposting

>>14728506
Sure why not whatever makes your drunken mess of a night happier anon

I've personally never bought into the 4chan hive mind bullshit so many trends have came and went type how ever you want anon it's how you communicate your ideas to anonymous strangers literally no one cares

>>14728562
Do you expect rage?

>>14728599
and you type like a preachy normalfaggot, kill yourself

>>14728562
Grrrrrr I'm so mad you said such a mean thing about my kid anon how could you lol you happy is that what you wanted

pretending to not be upset but you replied to me twice lol

>>14728656
Find yourself young man it makes life so much easier.

>>14728104
Hentai and sex dolls are garbage, unless they're of my vtuber oshi, then they work great.

>>14715163
Why does Ame's mouth look so horrifying here?

>>14728789

>>14728720
I've been play Animal Crossing New Leaf while watching streams lately I had gotten pretty bored of New Horizons (Switch Version) and I had fond memories of New Leaf from back in Uni and thought it be nice to get back into

Do you play any games with streams anon?

>>14728466
Lol man I'm so glad you realize how important that is. I have a lot of faith in generation... A? A1? I don't know what would come after Z

>>14728766
I'm gonna be honest anon a sight this terrifying would make my penis recede into my body so quickly it would invert itself

>>14728873
Not sure the doctor didn't tell me at the hospital I think the internet decides those things we'll see what they declare themselves as in 10 or so years

>>14728905
The only thing better is a cosplayer.

>>14728599
holy newfag

>>14729122
K.

>>14729144
Kill yourself faggot

>>14715163
not really with the exception of some ASMR vtubers

I see watching vtubers as entertainment with friends.
Maybe I am low on T or too old...

>>14729278
Goodnight I'm tired love you buddy

>>14715163
I jerk off to YOUR oshi!

>>14715163
There's no good Kronii porn.

her tits are always far too big.

>>14729425
I’m jerking off to you tonight

>>14729486
Awwww how sweet

>>14728873
Generation alpha, I think.

>>14727602
actually kinda based

>>14715163
If there was a chuba worthy of being called my oshi, it wouldn't be due to feelings of sexual attraction.

>>14728991
Just give me the cosplayer.

>>14726915
The joke is count down Masturbation anon.
Like as in: https://youtu.be/cweMhtp8sPI?t=186 .

>>14729468
>her tits are too big
faggot opinion discarded

>>14730272
Nah I all I can hear is her saying things like BUNKERONI and being a awkward goober why I watch her

>>14716673
>>14716974
>>14718448
>>14720517
>>14726978
based