/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The ones that try to act cool while pretending to be an anime girl from the future in space while also being a succubus or whatever the fuck will end up coming across as a chuuni dork regardless.

>>14687076
*Ahem*

right here bitch

You called?

Towa

>>14687222
So cool!

>>14687076
>anime
>cool

surprised no one mentioned botan

>>14687076
You mean good at pretending they are cool? It would have to be someone who barely streams because anyone you get to know for more than a couple hours you always find out aren't as cool as they act. Being cool is just a surface level social function to seem approachable(or not) to strangers.

>>14687855
Making fun of irl janitors is not coo

The only jannies you should make fun of is internet jannies. Encouraged, even.

>>14687076
https://youtube.com/channel/UCAlOl7AC1AZbetak93bZFuw
Genki energy jk gyaru who calls you a loser while still teases you in both ways.
Too bad she talks Japanese only.
EOP will never able to enjoy her.

>>14687076

The biggest chuuba dorks are historically those that deliberately tried to act cool

>>14688009
Don't you have some toilets to clea, jannie?

>>14688009
That was Lamy, wasn't it?

>>14687210
he said cool not uncool

>>14688201
He's cool, but I think papa is cooler

>>14687076
>Why is every vtuber a dork
That's what makes them fun you faggot

>>14687076
Do you mean cool as in hammy and chuuni as fuck? Chubas aren't stone cold professionals. Even ymd fell off the wagon.

Or do you mean cool as in suve and charismatic? Because those people are probably off living exciting lives as social butterflies instead of sitting around larping cute anime girls for money.

It seems like you want a professional, larger than life method actor with wits, talent and a great voice who also happens to be interested in livestreaming...so good luck finding one that fits the description.

>>14689174
>It seems like you want a professional, larger than life method actor with wits, talent and a great voice who also happens to be interested in livestreaming...so good luck finding one that fits the description.
I'm gonna get shat on for this but I instantly thought that the current #1 subbed chuuba kinda fits with this description. She makes it look so easy dammit.

>>14687076
Cool streamers don't exist

>>14687076
Here

>>14687076
Literal sigma female over here.

>>14687076
I think FBK is pretty cool

Anon Vtubers are nerdy dorks its why we like them and they like the things we like because we are also nerdy dorks.

>>14687222
Nenecool!

>>14687919
>someone who barely streams
?

>>14688173
>is gyaru
>curvy 3D
>does "blow on your dick" ASMR with terrible gargling sounds
> is a complete dork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEvbq6BCbIU

I'm sold anon

>>14687076
there are no cool entertainment livestreamers

>>14687210
cough

>>14687076
Mumei is an ironic weeb normalfag with a boyfriend. She's not a "dork" and she has no place in Hololive.

>>14687076
If you take away their avatars they'd become conscious of their appearance and attitude. All of a sudden they'd stop acting so goofy. The anime barrier protects us from their vanity.

>>14688259
Polka, actually. Botan laughed at the initial joke then tried to rein her in before she went too far, and Lamy’s POV was the one that got clipped.

>>14687076
You asked too late...

>>14689174
Belmond Banderas exists and you people seem to just completely ignore him along with the rest of Nijimales baka

>>14692602
She's also pissed live on stream multiple times

Towa

>>14696727
BASED

>>14696557
The boyfriend would be me, yes.

>>14687222
Based super cool nenechi!

Kronii boyfriend is the coolest.

>>14687222
holy fuck shes cool
i kneel

>>14689536
Unironically the right answer
She's married to a dork though.

>>14687076
necessary trait for the occupation OP

>>14687076
Selen and Mori were is as close as it gets for EN corpos

>>14687222
>>14696727
how can *I* be this cool??

>>14699714
Start smoking. When you can afford it, buy a leather jacket.

>>14699361
>mori
>cool

>>14698890
.....link?