/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

just realized if you buy something from her wishlist you can also buy her anything else from amazon and it will also go directly to her in the same shipment

Sniffing Beatani's vaginal cavity

>>14624162
Based OP

>>14624162
Beatani Steam group:
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/yahkumagai
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about.

>>14624162
literally who?

dogs are superior to cats in every conceivable way and i will make bea understand that using some dicking therapy

i love this fucking bear

>>14624683
>can't even piss on their own

>>14624683
whore

>>14624261
Neat.

>>14624858
It's not difficult to train dogs to use a litterbox or even a toilet. But I think most people find it rewarding to walk the dog and also don't want animal shit indoors.
You can't train a cat to only shit outside.

>>14624683
Wrong.

cat dog poll onegai

>>14625450
http://poal.me/spaqnj

>>14625450
cats

cupcakewarrior is even worse than Foxxy

>>14625487
you are worse because you are a complaining whore
annie is worse

The more posts, the more annoying in general. Even here

>>14625487
who?

Cats are for soi"boys" so no wonder they're more popular in japan and 4chan

Immaculate conception stream
Babytani nativity stream

>>14625784
If the immaculate conception doesn't work I'm on backup

>>14625784
Teaching Beatani the Holy Bible (in minecraft)

>>14625938
Walking on water (Frostwalker II)

>>14625487
There are worse things you could do than post about hololive nonstop for 23 hours a day.

>>14626025
Doing it for 24 hours a day?

>>14626060
caring about and stalking other dads comes to mind

>>14626089
Hating fags is based, faggot.

>>14626089
Stalking might be worse but don't you dare blame me for caring about you dad.

>>14626342
yay

>>14625613
Your pp small.

>>14626491
YWNBS

>>14626510
It’s beatani saying beachan, and be*tan written by herself in the drawing not someone else
atleast do the joke right

>>14626702
Bea doesn't have the right to call herself Beatan.

>>14626748
Kusogaki

>>14626748
Bea shouldn't provoke dads either

>>14626748
>favorite human

>>14626748
Earn my kindness

>>14626748
Are posts about Beatani's feet kind or mean?

will Beatani sing this in Christmas?
>>>/wsg/4260231

>>14626872
kind of based

Heard she sends nudes on discord?
How much do I have to donate for that

>>14626911
1k
t. Beatani

>>14625472
>using proxies to win a pointless poll like this
What's wrong with catfags?

>>14627242
Buncha pussies. Though I'm not surprised cats are more popular here. They appeal more to indoor and introverted types tabun.

whats the link to the discord?

>>14627527
Go to community tab I think youtube

>>14627527
https://discord.gg/YYgujYU8f9

christmas streams! wow!

>>14628332
The Santa hat fits with that image so perfectly. It gets me every time.

>>14628332
YOU WILL ENJOY MY PRESENTS

Who the fuck is random moth

>>14628524
>>14627527

>>14627527
who the hell are you? you fucker

>>14628524
a leech

>>14628524
>small time chuuba
>seen as a leech
>talked with bea in another server
really makes you think

What was the other server I wonder?

>>14628539
I cant say
I just wish she'd follow me on twitter and talk to me again bros

This is not the best way to do this, try talking with her in private

>>14628642
i have no way to.

>>14628658
beatanichisato at gmail.com

>>14628673
she fucking hates me
i just wanted to be her friend

>>14628658
Write her an email, she usually checks them I think

>>14628687
Join the club lol

>>14628601
something tells me some wvt whore if bea follows someone we'll know

>>14628687
what makes you special enough for her to be your friend?

It's not but it would be hilarious if the moth is Juniper. If you are you can talk about L2D.

>>14628764
has that broad ever shown up in the chat?

>>14628803
No but she's on Twitch so maybe there haven't been many chances.

if she says she hasn't watched bea for a long time, what the hell does she want now?

did someone say moth

I will always remeber yo chisato poster dm sender and wonder which mystery chuuba they were

I just want to know what server they talked to Bea on.

>>14628857
HAWT

>>14628908
PEEPEE POOPOO SECRET COLAB SERVER

Could it be Charlotte?

>>14628908
Vtuber focused servers exist and they can be pretty large.

>>14629000
probably not?
I think it could just be a larp or the cockroach on a new account or malice

>>14629000
I thought that moth is Kiki

>>14629113
Imagine the /pyon/ meltdown.

>>14629113
I considered this. She did make an account to do her collabs with Pippa and Lumi. Maybe it IS Kiki and they talked on the Cyberlive server. The name does ring a bell somewhere.

>>14629173
kiki wouldnt dare go on discord kek
her fans...

>>14629173
I'll stop your train of thought right there, Bea has no posts made in the Lumicord.

I think it's Mau.

>>14629205
she also said she wouldn't add people on steam

>>14629207
Maybe there's a hidden channel? Probably not, but still I feel like I've seen that name before.

>>14629251
mods for collaborations on steam and discord is one, which she was open about.
stop with the dramafagging that rrat is so stale

>>14629239
mau wouldn’t be acting like that

>>14629276
tell that to /pyon/

>>14629295
ogey

>>14629113
I thought so too, picrel reminded me of
>found a lucky clover
and maybe the other server could be a false flag, could just mean dms

>>14629320
False flag is possible. Not ESL enough to be Bea so maybe an anti?

>>14628524
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/6715890/#6722312
my rrat is this chuuba from months ago

https://vocaroo.com/1a9G0jbYHSKM
Hear that in the background?

>>14629455
Didn't she say that she wouldn't use discord at some point? Or am I misremembering?

>>14629470
this is from months ago before her collab

>>14629470
Her explanation was that she was watching animal videos with Lumi. This was a good bit after the collab.

>>14629455
that was the joke anon...
she was talking to a tranny.

it was a while ago.

>>14629483
I assume this already made the rounds in /pyon/ then...
>>14629503
Wait now I'm confused...

>>14629526
this was moths ago holy shit

>>14629552
Yeah... I haven't kept up with the Kiki lore...

you can shut up now

>>14629526
not like she willingly posted that vocaroo herself for a joke or anything, you niggers have to take everything literally

>>14629526
>>11983109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EQq5tb4V7g
after collab

>>14629588
>>14629586

regardless, this rabbit lives rent free in your heads
shes doing nothing yab now and its annoying people so they have to timeloop

>>14629582
That's exactly what I would say.

>>14629629
He also said he was larping as M*lice.

>>14629663
Who?

>>14629663
actually you know what that makes sense

>>14629677
https://twitter.com/MaliceVTuber

>>14629677
Doesn't matter, the relevant part was the admission to larping.

>>14629704
oh her, shes tried to be beatani's friend for a while now. checks out.

divegrass tomorrow

>>11983109
Kiki, for the love of all that is Holy, STOP FUCKING TRYING TO START SHIT WITH MY FUCKING DAUGHTER, YOU SPAZITIC FUCK!

>>14629876
someone else posted old stuff, kiki actually really likes bea
t. kiki

(im sorry)

>>14629930
>Not a vocaroo

>>14629930
Nice try, /pyon/. We know your "wife" is a LEECH! Stay the fuck away from my Daughter!

>>14629966
well, well
YOUR DAUGHTER SUCKS

>>14629836
I hope nasfagg wins

>>14629930
Where's the vocaroo? The tearful apology in the middle of a stream?

>>14630062
0/10, try harder. Faggot.

>>14630062
Yes, she sucks money from my wallet.

>>14630085
happening rn

>>14630101
This is not false

>>14630101
OBchama...

>>14630078
Fuck you IF YAH WINS bea coin should be added to nasfagg indie representation is needed there are no memecoin indies

>>14628524
it's kiki lol

>>14630390
fuck kiki. I hate her, regardless of if larp or not,

>>14630418
that moth types exactly how she types anon.

>>14630461
I don’t know how kiki types because I don’t care about her.

>>14630180
Only after dads win against /nasgayy/ in a mahjong championship

>>14630461
I want to believe.

>grr I hate kiki
Faggot. Go back to her general or something and run amok there. Have fun pissing his cult you fucking sperg

i love kiki!
t. mal

Go away faggots. These threads are for time looping about Beatani's inner circle.

I love fucking this bear!

>>14624683
disgusting
they're much more smelly, their stench get everywhere house, unlike cats who are able to bury their shit discreetly far away in a corner a field, you have to take care of it yourself with your dog, you have to walk it and all, they can't live by themselves, they're just a pitiful and bastardized wolf, weaker physically and dumber. They just live for their master and it's disgusting.

>>14631776
We already know that you don't like dogs Bea.

>>14628705
see >>14630390

>>14631776
based

Seeing poal from last thread I'm surprised 18 people passed the WAIS, unless some dudes just thought their online test had any worth

>>14631971
>thinking IQ has any worth to begin with
ngmi

>>14631971
>this nigga was assuming I went out for some official iq shit

>>14631971
who the hell takes actual IQ tests?

>>14632062
The poll was made after her tweet, it's unrelated to what I think.

>>14631971
autism

>>14632138
>why, why do you have autism?

I must confess. Last night was the first time I've muted a dad. He was sending me messages and I had to use the mute button because I'm not familiar with blocking people. I didn't want to engage with him, that much I knew.
It's not who you think it was but it is directly related to Beatani. I'm angry at this dad! You would be so mad if you know what he did. He has demonstrated absolutely zero consideration for other dads.
This guy? He is a legit bad dad. All you other guys who complain about bad dads really have nothing on this absolute kusodad.
No I won't elaborate

Beatani streamed 10 times in the past 30 days

>>14633294
yeah she needs the extra time to be with her boyfriend (me)

>>14632126
People with actual double digit IQs, to have excuses for being stupid

i WILL nade nade this bear

>>14633047
And here I thought I made a new friend... I'm sorry, I won't bother you anymore...

>>14633047
>>14633519
F for both of you

>>14633392
>>14632126
They made me take a WAIS test with a professional in middle school. While I had high grades and ended 1st most of the time, I never did homework and thus was troubles for the teachers. And I just spend breaks reading in the school's library.
It's not bragging : if I could go back in time I'd obviously spend time with other even if I didn't like them (and vice versa).
Also, being used to get results without working is the worst thing getting into adulthood, nothing feels worth putting any effort into if there's not an instant result.
So I assume there are many different reasons those tests happen.

>>14634179
The typical ""genius child"" -> adult with 0 work ethic or habit is a pretty terrible fate I would not wish on anyone. What was the result?
It's one issue of schools made for everyone, it's obviously not suited for atypical profiles and different speeds. For what it's worth most people with a very high score either end up in the first or the last in grades.

>>14632062
IQ is 100% real its just that dumbasses don't comprehend that intelligence =/= education and vice versa

>>14634354
Over 140 for the total average, but I know it's just a number at a certain point in time which can varies a bit depending on the professional too. And intelligence is a pretty vague concept. But it did help further counseling for sure so I can't spit on the concept either, it can have uses.

>>14634179
frog chama

>>14634354
I think the 71iq is a meme, beatani sounds more like on the higher end but on top of adhd just end up unable to focus on slow school lessons and homework

>>14634354
>""genius child"" -> adult with 0 work ethic or habit
Stop describing me please.

>>14634729
Beatani would not lie to her dads.

>>14634764
And me (except without the genius part)

>>14634801
Never

>>14634813
It's probably better, to not see how you let down everyone's expectations

>>14635422
RETARD LIFE IS SUFFERING HAPPINESS ALWAYS HAS AN END SILLY BEAR
NOTHING IS INSURED IN LIFE

Hey dad chama did you know I love Beatani

basically selfposting, retard

>>14635490
negativity AWAY

>>14635691
That's rude to beatani

https://bungotaiga.org/
>Ryan
AR is Bungoataiga confrimed

>>14636110
not even

beabea

>>14636110
no that ones not a creepy stalker

>>14636110
>I regret donating over $300k
I can't tell if I should laugh or cry

>>14636210
what?

Hey bea chama did you know I love dads?

bea did you know I hate dads and this fucking community?

>>14636258
its cry- you are supposed to feel pity

I fucking hate dads. I'm a dad anti I won't stop namedropping the biggest faggots.

>be nice to me all the time!
>she complained about these kind of people before (angel voice, etc)
>acting normal towards her
>she will think you hate her
What should a dad do? Maybe the real yah were the dads we met along the way. Love you annoying fucks.

>>14636210
>creepy
>two faced
>abusive
>menhera
Seems right to me

Today's fic is all about correction.
https://ghostbin.com/snB1s
>pic
More spoilers

>>14636562
the first thing i do when i open up these pages is CTRL+F [my name]

>>14636620
me too... can't resist エゴサ

>>14636562
>gathered around a large table and waived Foxxy over. "Damn, Canna is one fat, bald, ugly bastard. Makes sense for someone who only eats honey," thought Foxxy.

My sides

>>14636620
>0 results every time

Stream schedule doko. Lazy bear

>>14636934
stream tomorrow morning

>>14636562
>Ha... haha, just like the funny fanfics on the threads, right?
meta love it

>>14629663
I've just caught up with the thread
So does it mean that Kiki was larping as Malice?

>>14637180
I couldn't try to untangle that web. I don't like doing Discord reps and I'm busy at work. What did you find out, was there anything at all interesting?

>>14636562
Fuck Foxxy

>>14637258
I will continue to ask you what drives your hate and will continue to receive an answer of zero substance, or just get ignored.

>>14637205
There's not much to "untangle", just a message posted with a burner account that does sounds like it could have been k*ki but of course impossible to confirm. Once people said it could be her both the account and an anon in the thread claiming to be k*ki denied it but at this point whether it's true or not would have given this reaction anyway. So it won't get further than that. If it's her she assumes bea saw the message and know it's her regardless of public denial, if it's not then it's just a larp for fun, no need to lose much more time on it.

>>14637406
thanks i didn't even look at archives it just seemed confusing trying to catch up from thread alone.

>>14637258
That's what the story is all about
Reading comprehension reps onegai

>>14637406
>>14637205
Just another new discord nigger. Every time a new discord powerposter arrives he feels the need to attention whore.

context
https://102716.xyz/query?name=random+moth&discriminator=&channel=

>>14636620
>>14636915
>0 results every time
>but it would actually make my day if there were results

>>14637945
Yah I got hate a couple times and it felt good to be noticed at least

>>14638022
shut up AR

>>14637945
Sorry, inner circle only

I'm not an minecraft anti just wondering why aren't many dads playing as before what happened?

>>14638276
burn out, there isn't much left to do for most dads maybe the 1.18 update's new terrain generation could bring some back but you need to go so far away yah island in the current world that it doesn't really make it worth it.

>>14638276
The server is unstable now

>>14638377
Something something server reflects its players

>>14638276
A creeper blew up in the middle of the thing I was building and I got so butthurt I cancelled my membership

>>14638276
Most already "finished" the game.

>>14638478
Open the End up already what are they waiting for aaaaaaa

Vote if you haven't.

http://poal.me/m2gx2u

>>14638562

>>14638562
Fuck off Bea

magazine doko

Ah imagine using Beatani's cute little butt as pillow

>>14634179
>>14634354
>I am in this photo and I do not like it

>>14638900
just draw chibi risuna on the feet dumptruck ass commission

>>14638800
I posted yesterday. What's up? Our work is done, so please just wait patiently for Bea.
>Spoiler

this fucking kuso discordbear it was obvious from the start she was going to move 99% of her offstream activity on there, and practically quit everything else.
first
> it's just for minecraft
then
> off topic is just for containment
and
> there no critical information there
now it's the primary channel of communication with bear doing reps there 996 i hate this two faced kichigai

>>14639396
It's easy for her to use
Still tweets a lot at least

>>14639396
This but a little unironically

>>14639396
there is still no critical information, don't stretch the truth. you can get enough without it

>>14638276
I wanted to play, but as I was about to lose my IRL job and close to being forced to the hospital, I ended up with different priorities.

>>14639501
imagine believing this

>>14639519
>hospital
Dad what

>>14639501
uhh

>>14639549
UwU?

>>14639608
fuck you bea go to sleep

>>14639501
>you can get enough without it
Sure if you think 1% of the cute and funny juice is enough. If you think like that you can get enough by only watching the streams on reddit and watching holo otherwise.

bearpawjob

I want to watch spiderman no way home with beatani, maybe share some nachos

Are Chihiro and Chisato based on Yamamoto and Wada?

>>14639501
Her streams don't have any critical information either. Also, she spends 5 hours a week streaming and 20-30 on discord. Discord is her main content now.

>>14639501
She's a vtuber, there is no critical information if you want to nitpick. But if you think her content isn't heavily informed and influenced from what goes on in there you're delusional.

You can watch stream without joining discord faggot stop shilling your spyware

when is the next stream?

>>14639991
I can’t see it

>>14640148
In 5 hours tabun maybe

>>14640148
check discord

>>14640070
>>14640051
I hate to admit it but you are right, I don't mind but she's not doing streams, I don't mean the days she's been sick

>>14640148
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato2/status/1470626289086504960

>>14640148
8am jst, only an hour though. so maybe 2.5 hours tops

>>14640221
holy ESL

>>14640221
paws?

>>14638562
So many introverts it's hard to believe
Wanted to tick "not fat" but 60kg sounds retarded, around 75kg is normal for 180-190cm.

>>14640051
>>14640070
>>14640221
ESL samefag

>>14640357
No

>>>14640127
>You can join the discord without watching the stream.
>You can watch hololive without playing minecraft
>You can suck cock without being gay

>>14640252
>only an hour though
where did she say this?

>>14640539
Discord

>>14640127
>>14639501
>announces the time and date of her stream on discord
>no critical information
Go to xp hill retard

>>14639548
It's hard to explain simply, but here's how it get get from bad to worse basically you have to complete your work not to lose your job, you're already very late because you keep procrastinating... but you just can't.
It's so annoying to even think about. You sit in front of your computer knowing you have to move your mouse toward the stuff you have to do, but it's so so unpleasant, you lay in your chair a few seconds, wake up panicked 30sec later and try to get back to it, but you got a DM of some acquaintance and it's be nice to reply now, and 2h later you realize you've been slacking, so you try to focus again on that work but you're tired and it's hard to focus, but you don't have time to sleep your meeting is in 1h and you've done nothing, you struggle but still fall asleep for 2h in your chair, and miss the meeting and now you're in the red zone and giving bad rep to your company.
But you're now so far behind you had to lie and pretend you had work done that you didn't do, but once you finally manage to open your file you realise it was much more complex that you thought and your colleagues in the same project are now much further and can't really help you, so it's even more of a pain, and your thoughts start automatically wandering to other things, maybe the apartment is a mess and it's hard to work like that, so you start tidying things, but halfheartedly and every time you pick up something interesting you lose another 15min reading it or remembering stuff about it, and then you're even later to your work... but it's so annoying you just can't get to it, so you spend another night without sleeping hoping you'll get the motivation at some point. You still open streams thinking it's a nice background sound to have and to keep the moral up, but you end up just watching it instead of working because work is repulsive. Weeks go by like this and you also postponed every other project you had hobby or not and everything is going in the dumpster. All the while getting your eye infected so you can barely open it and feel tired all the time.

>>14640714
Check her Twitter trivalfag

https://102716.xyz/context?channel=zatsutrash&created_at=1639498076448
2021-12-14 16:08 Beatani#6974 Fuwachang zatsutrash And 1hour
2021-12-14 16:07 Beatani#6974 Fuwachang zatsutrash

>>14640738
This doesn't sound very healthy.

>>14640769
It's not there nigger

>>14640738
You didn’t need to write this Bea, we all knew this

>>14640598
unironically critical info in discord

>>14640792
>1 hour
I don’t believe

>>14640738
sounds like you might be depressed, not a doctorman though so go and get yourself evaluated

>>14640738
Sounds like you still have a soul.

>>14640738
Are you me?

>>14640738
This is completely understandable. Good luck.

>>14640738
I am in this post and I don't like it.

I'm not a discord anti I'm a discord dad anti. I hate the cunts and niggers who post there. Especially Foxxy.

>>14641540
Why? He's a little annoying but I don't see how you can hate him. Terrible choice for a janny I'll admit

>>14641599
t. Foxxy

>>14624785
me too

>>14624261
Kek, thanks for letting me know

bea's roomate and dad
https://twitter.com/hitsujigoods/status/1470800759629312001

>>14641700
God I hate this art style

>>14640252
>>14640598
I went through her posts and she said nothing, don't lie.

>https://twitter.com/moosukii/status/1470811810089558016
donation activated beatani abuse when?

>>14641682
based

>>14640738
Just got out of that same spiral that went for a few weeks. Had to just up and leave for a few hours, procrastinate for a few more, and didn't start to get anything done til after midnight. Do your best to calm yourself down, start with a goal of just one line out(even if it takes you hours), and don't be afraid to reach out to a team member for help.
Good luck daddochama. Hope you get out of it.

>>14641762
Why? She's so cute in an ugly way like how I imagine bea to be. Moegly if you will

Buying from a girls amazon wish list is actual simp shit. There's no justifying it, at least with superchats or streamlabs you can argue it's a sort of thank-you-for-the-stream type thing.
Wish list is literally just fulfilling some random girls desire to consoom and thinking that she's gonna suck your dick for it.
I shiggy diggy, dads, don't stoop to such pathetic levels.

>>14641682
Can you find me one that is 18cm and averagely thick so I can gift that one to bea so that she gets used to my size?

>>14641682
>>14641936
oh nevermind the last one will do fine. you're going to gift her that one?

>>14641936
Dont worry bro that screenshot is only the beginning. With the amount of dildos im sending her I'm sure something will fit the criteria

>>14641908
She will learn to enjoy Christmas and you will not stop us

>>14641908
>thinking that she's gonna suck your dick for it.
She doesn't even know who I am

>>14641908
>today anon learns about gifts

>>14641777
Are you fucking retarded did you miss the post that literally says "8am"

>>14641700
Kek

>>14641996
>>14642016
>>14642018
I can't believe dads are this far gone. Bea will tell you to jump an no matter what you will always ask how high.

>>14642071
Kumagai Tachisato, also known as Beatachi.

Is there any other sex toys bea would like besides dildos?

>>14642122
You are either trolling or dumber than a fucking dog.

>>14642185
keep baiting

>>14642174
onahole-pelvis combo toy

>>14641908
Wish list is actually better, it's like a thank you but you know where the money goes (like if it's for some stream equipment or similar) so it can be an investment too.

>>14642215
>hello I'm so retarded I typed the wrong thing in the search box and don't understand why I'm getting the wrong search results.

>>14642122
Try with no space

>>14642280

>>14642215
>>14642122
>>14641777
The average Discord user

>>14642308
Well then.

Very cool dads now please answer this very important survey.
https://poal.me/ikgqfy

>>14642387
Wow her audience really is all poor 3rdies

I was gonna sing something for the christmas thing but listening back to the audio afterwards and realizing that you could probably tell people it's a lost track from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys and they'd be none the wiser means that file's gone byebye

>>14641908
she first came here with an amazon wishlist anon you should know better even if it wasn’t for specific shit

>>14642387
I'm in good company it seems.

>>14642501
Assburger here

>>14642511
she should have been banned for begging then

>>14642501
if I gotta choose between ass and tits, ass always wins.

>>14641908
Beatani is my friend
Its normal to send presents between friends, right dad chama?

>>14642788
>Beatani is my friend
Do you really think she has dad friends?

>>14642816
she probably has a few who she at the very least considers internet friends

>>14641908
>donate 100
>she donates it to some hiroyuki or similar
vs
>buy her a specific thing for her stream or interest

>EXTENDED DEADLINE
>UPDATE
We're in the final stretch dads. As mentioned before, the extended deadline is 7:00 JST December 17th. If you are going to go beyond that for any reason you need to let me know by 7:00 JST December 16th. Let me know why and how long you will need and I will answer on a case by case basis. If you have already submitted please check your entry in the spreadsheet and listen to your audio. Make sure it's what you want in the final product and if there's a problem let me know ASAP.
>Risuna Christmas Album
Organizer here. This is the format I would like your submissions in. The videos come together quickly enough and I know there wasn't much time to get these in so I have decided to extend the deadline 24 hours. They are now due 07:00 JST December 17th and I will do my best to get it put together by the 21st. The earlier I get submissions the earlier I can start but I understand how it is. I can't go much further than that since I will be away from my desktop.

[Risuna Chrismas Album] (this is so I can search the archives easier)
Title: Christmas Song
Language: English
Tranlated Title: N/A
Audio: catbox link
Lyrics: catbox link
Trivia: one or two lines, optional

Please post your submissions in the thread. If you include the bracketed header it will be much easier for me to find them. Each submission should be capable of standing on its own with no further mixing or adjustment.
>Language
Whatever you like. Please provide lyrics with translation if you are not submitting in English.
>Max length
As of now, there is no max length for submissions but please use your discretion.
>Multiple submissions
It's ok, the more the merrier
>Topics
A poll in a previous thread showed a large majority would prefer to keep submissions holiday themed so I will honor that. Keep it to Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus etc. or winter songs please. It doesn't have to be religious but it should fit with the winter theme. I will include a spreadsheet so you can see what anons are interested in but don't let the fact that someone is already doing a song prevent you from singing it if you really want to.
>Contact
If you have questions put them in the thread, because others may have the same ones. That said, if you need to reach me here's an email address.
risunachristmas *at* gmail.com
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XZqSTewtsSEUC-RfIxYISfc7FPHGU6uZk1FjjZhR2Xg/edit?usp=sharing

i think me and bea should just be friends

>>14642816
Yes. Me

>>14642997
dad please reconsider, she was so happy...

Howdy dads
I went ahead and made a divegrass thread so that all the thread denizens can banter today during the matches
>>14642863
>>14642863
>>14642863

>>14642600
based

I want to pump and dump bea

There is absolutely no way you can justify sending Beatani anything more than $5 and not be a literal definition of the word simp.
>but she'll spend it on something for the stream and it'll improve my viewing experience!
Stop. Listen to yourself. Do what you want with your money, but you will forever be a simp.

>>14643015
based

>>14642989
>checks the spreadsheet
>no chanukah songs
>I can't record audio
WHAT ABOUT THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

>>14643036
you watch vtubers you are somewhat of a simp by default anyway

>>14643096
Does watching TV and movies with female actresses make you a simp as well?

>>14643036
>anything more than $5
There were items on the wishlist for $5 if you wanted to do that.

>>14642816
I feel bad for the dads who genuinely fall for it. She will only be your "friend" if you donate a lot or have some use to her.

>>14642816
On Discord of course. Foxxy, Annie, Mastigos, cupcakewarrier, etc

>>14643127
No thanks, that benefits me in absolutely no way. Only way i'd ever send Beatani money is if her streams became such good quality I thought paying for a membership would be worthwhile, just to access the members only streams.

>>14643114
watching a stream where the soul focus is the streamer especially a woman’s stream is peak simp behavior , anything denying that nature is cope.

>>14643114
Yes. Even watching a female passing by on the street makes you a simp. And if she has a boyfriend a cuck.

>>14643114
If she's the main character then yes. Having females as mob characters doesn't count.

>>14642816
stuffed, gyro, foxxy, lapan

>>14643198
You forgot the third option of just being around since the very beginning. I won't say it's easy but I don't think it's done out of malice either. Even if she wanted to be friends with every single dad, it's just not realistic. You need to pick and choose your favorite dads, but the draft already took place six months ago and it won't happen again.

>>14643295
who are the lucky ones?

>>14642989
Do you think it would be a problem if I did a duet with my girlfriend?

>>14643276
>>14643200
Foxxy HATE

>>14643397
kek

>>14643389
It won't be a problem if she's a mom

>>14643370
If I told you then I'd have to kill you

>>14642989
I still have time to rerecord my carol? I didn't like the way it sound.

>>14643389
It's fine. Go for it.

>>14643462
Yes, make sure to let me know which one so I have the latest version.

>>14643071
Maybe they didn't want to spend the bandwidth? There's still time if someone wants to record one. It doesn't even have to be good as long as there's sovl. That is if you guys have souls.

>>14643200
>>14643276
Any reasonings for these?

>>14643503
thanks tomorrow I rerecord it

>>14643531
discord replyguys

Dads, Pippa was sick at the same time Beatani was sick. They must have spread the korokke to each other while fucking.

>>14643512
People have commented about my voice in the past
I dont know if it's good or bad, but I have one

>>14643874
The iceberg grows ever larger

I can't believe Beatani and Pippa had sex. I'm so angry they didn't even stream it.

>>14643233
Being overly attentive to a woman could perhaps be seen as simp behaviour, but simply watching a female does not make you a simp. Spending all your time, money and thoughts on her is what makes you a simp.

Does anyone have the tweet sound of her drunk?

>>14644186
https://twitter.com/ListenerChan/status/1445991034895286277
https://twitter.com/ListenerChan/status/1445975280942600193

>>14642117
If she jumps together with me, for sure, no hesitation

>>14644139
Anyone watching vtubers consistently and especially has the taste to watch indies has a wimping saviourfag complex.
any type of streams where it’s a woman streaming it’s like that by nature, you are not watching a woman for sills and gameplay you are watching them because they are cute and sound cute and act cute, being creative is just a plus.

>>14644386
What if I watch 2view males also?

>>14644398
gay

>>14644386
It's not simping if you're watching your girlfriend.

>>14644451
having a girlfriend is often simping unless she knows her place.

>>14644398
Then you're an ecelebfag who needs to go back.

>>14644386
I have neither a saviourfag complex nor do I watch vtubers consistently, especially not beatani.
>you are not watchng a woman for sills and gameplay
I am though, and most of beatanis gameplay sucks, especially her yakuza streams. So I stick to watching her more interesting and creative streams.
I'm watching Aztecross right now because he's a cool dude and his gameplay his fun, I don't want to suck his dick though.

>>14642501
For me it's Face > Hips > Thighs > Tummy > Chest >>>>> Feet

>>14644599
based

>>14643198
Factually wrong, I barely ever donated and haven't been of use in a long time.

>>14644599
Good list but I would put butt above hips

>>14643198
The one she DMs and trusts the most has never donated. Not counting membership in that.

>>14644569
Vtubers are just virtual ecelebs.

https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
footy in 1 hour+
now excuse me while I kill myself for forgetting

>>14644640
Sure, it's sometimes grouped together, like some people say legs instead of thighs.

>>14644695
SCORE SOME FACKIN' GOALS

>>14644691
SAY IT
Admit that she was right, all this time

>>14644727
She fucks her dad though

>>14644727
She was right, I never denied it.

>>14644727
wat

>>14644765
Like Bea does or what

>>14644765
Tell me more.

>>14644595
you are a minority then.
Most people watch vtubers because they are cute anime girls first and foremost , not because of there creativity.I’m not saying it’s not an important factor, but it’s usually second to being cute, being cute is the pull.

>>14644595
Most of the vtubing audience is in for the cute girl, of course it's better if it's interesting too.

>>14645108
I watch Vtubers for a cute but watch Bea for creativity

does bea bleach her anus?

>>14645223
she did

>>14645167
Yeah, I've been watching streams for like 7 years already so I prefer to focus on specific/creative content, the nice looking model being a small bonus, but I know I'm in the very tiny minority, especially given most of the western audience is holo newfags who never really watched streams before Hololive.

Bea, it's cool that you're talented and I guess you're good at drawing but really I watch you because you're a cute girl. At the end of the day, that's all you are.

>>14645214
>doesn’t think his daughter is cute
SHAME

So is this bitch streaming today or not

>>14645279
8 am JST for an hour if she wakes up in time

>>14645255
Bea audience is definitely atypical. Still had huge portions of your typical Holofag but not as much and even less now.

>>14641700
Jej
very nice

>no slot on youtube
>vague allusion to possible stream on twitter
>if you want the actual time you have to crawl through her shitty discord

>>14645374
that’s why a discord grabber was made specifically for you!

>>14645540
How would I know where to look or even if it was on there? >>14642122 uses the Discord and even they didn't know. Unless you read all her posts how you would miss it.

>>14644820
Hana Macchia said that VTubers are just virtual egirls and got a lot of shit for it

>>14645642
naruhodo

>>14645637
So your complaint is about something that some people in the discord don’t even know?

>>14645374
The irony is that if lazy bear scheduled it instead of just saying she would in the discord equivalent of /b/, then everybody who signed up for the #stream-announcements channel would get a ping right away.

>>14645698
Yes. She should put info somewhere that makes sense instead of dropping critical information in the middle of her spam. Schedule a stream slot so everyone can see it without doing archive reps.

>>14645698
fuck off nigger

>>14645637
pls understand kusobear only cares about her discord replyguys. discord is her favorite place now

>no one checked her tweet

>>14645980
go away falseflagger

> bear wakes up
post on discord
> bear goes to sleep
post on discord
>bear drinks a funny water
post on discord
>bear goes to the bathroom
post on discord
>bear walks
post foosteps on discord
This is the reality now

>>14646057
she tweeted it ws in the morning, from then it can be inferred that’s it s just her usual 7am JST, WHICH WITH THE BEING LATE IS BASICALLY 730 OR 8.

>>14646142
No because when she says 8am she actually means 8:15 or 8:30. If she shows at 8 or before I'll suck your dick.

>>14646205
I'll take that bet, Bea

>>14646142
For a 1 hour stream (again, Discord exclusive knowledge unless you can read minds) a few minutes either way can make a difference. It's not much to ask for a stream slot. Even Discord guys would benefit. Poor Vimy will miss another one.

>>14646341
discord breeds laziness and low standards. she's acting like this precisely because discord exists.

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI SO MUCH I CAN'T BEAR TO MISS A SINGLE THING ABOUT HER!!!!!!!! WHATEVER SHE SAYS IS CRITICAL, SIMPLY BECAUSE SHE SAYS IT!!!!!!!!1!!1!11!11!!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!!!!!!!

>>14646386
Dads allowed this to happen.

>>14646386
it's why she loves it. low effort shitposting

>>14646386
She could write stuff like this in the announcements channel but she's too lazy to click off zatsu/b/

>>14646386
She never would have skipped the stream last week if there wasn't Discord.

>>14646386
Good, the less time and effort spent on streams means she can spend more time talking with me.

>>14646386
>>14646465
She never would have DMd me if there wasn't Discord.

She's a vcorder now.

>>14645642
As usual with that stuff both sides were retarded
"VTuber" is such a wide concept in the first place saying it's just X or Y will always be a stupid hot take, often to generate talks and go viral
Yeah some are basically just that with a virtual model, but many are really much more than that, and as a result most are somewhere in between. What an incredible take! Yawn.

>>14646436
Junkies love drugs and that's a bad thing.

>>14646425
It's like telling a heroin addict to stop. And we have falseflaggers and shills in here saying drugs are good.

>>14646528
There needs to be an intervention. gyro must ban Fuwachang from #zatsutrash

Dads spoiled her too much and this is the result

>>14646513
ogey seep

>>14646527
Nice edit dad. Saved.

>>14644691
>Vtubers are just virtual ecelebs.
maybe true
>>14645642
>VTubers are just virtual egirls
not true. egirls live by whoring out their body. while an angel voice can help in vtubing, it's much more important to actually have a personality and produce good content.

>>14646554
Unironically a good idea. If she stopped posting there Discord would probably be more good than bad.

>Next stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzI1lWLSyoE

Interesting idea but what are the repercussions?
https://poal.me/outs5z

>Stream got moved 3 hours ahead

>>14646972
>3 fucking hours ahead