/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiki love!

She's so cute when she's talking about animals

>>14590541
>Put /pyon/ in name

What about a Ventrilo group

>>14590626
Retardchama...

>>14590626
You might want to clear it from your name field. Maybe get your cawf.

Please accept my shitty offering to /pyon/

beatani collab when?

Dad and Champyon war when?

kiki, i know of a game you might like! Teardown, it's a game where you destroy things.

KIKI YOU'RE DEFINITELY /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I'LL BUY YOU CARROTS EVERYDAY

haha.. what if Kiki was cute haha?..

Hey Kiki you should run for the hills from your deranged fanbase. I don't think either of you have each other's best interests in mind

Remainder that ALL horny posting is done by Kiki
NO EXCEPTIONS

GUYS KIKI IS ACTUALLY FROM NEW JERSY WHY DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES COFFE SO MUCH HUH HOW ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Kiki is a 40 year old Ugandan man. She told me this over private satellite phone.

Kiki is not actually Australian
she is New Zealandian who swam across to the bush land

>>14590866
Kiki is a Nigerian prince, I know this because I am inheriting 40 million dollars from her.

>>14590740
currently happening since champyon are false flagging as dads while starting shit with holo

kiki is a succubus disguised as a bunny, i can see her horns, i don't think anyone else has saw them but i'll post a timestamp of when the horns appear.

Kiki is NOT a rabbit, in fact. she is trying to get your coom. she doesn't drink coffee, she drinks coom!

>>14590705
>She thought it was bait
I'm so sorry 40kchama

>Kiki has been to wine tasting event
absolute snob

Kiki is a girl that actually loves (you)

>>14590941
Yeah, I'd want to drink my own coom too.

>tell me you're a newfag without telling me you're a newfag
you and kiki come from the same place, discord

>>14590959
Probably saw it on Fraisure or something

YWN put your syrup on Kikis pancakes....

I should be recovering from taking the vaxx and it's side effects but I can't help responding to this cute rabbit in chat aaaa

I have a hair straightener I use to seal mylar bags because I'm one of those weird prepper people.

I'm worried about you guys and Kiki. Parasocial relationship isn't healthy.

>>14591180
I don't care, it makes me happy

>>14591220
You should care, though. This shit isn't good for you or her.

>>14591157
You're not weird you silly goose, I'm sure it really helped early 2020 so don't feel bad about being one.

How to deep fry water

https://youtu.be/WXo07dpXNOc

>>14591242
I don't care, it makes me happy

motherfucker didnt put /pyon on the subject
op is a fucking faggot

>>14591220
the moment it stops even for a little bit for whatever reason is not going to be happy

>>14591075
Anon, Kiki IS /ourchuuba/. Either like her or you're a discord tranny who belong on Reddit with the rest of the Holotards who simp for those untalented corporate discord-using whores.
I don't make the rules here. We run /vt/ as it stands, and you holosimps have no choice but kneeling.

we getting tourists from that thread it seems

>>14591245
Just poking fun at myself. It did come in handy though, I can go a year without going to the store if I needed to.

kiki is also a horny poster btw

Is the Steam group already made? There was talk about it recently.

Kiki is THE horny poster

kiki, look at this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZkUwSeXzo8

>>14591293
at least i know how to use the subject field

>>14591292
so what? just go back simping with your disgusting vshojo whore or whatever and let us enjoy the parasocial husband-wife relationship

>>14591314
I did it in incognito so my family won't look at me weird, it did help tho when the lockdowns and shortages started. Had enough to last us a month and that's just enough time for the the very hard lockdowns then.

>>14591329
Pyoncord didn't answer, they just joked around and avoided the topic

Imagine how Kiki would feel if you champyons leave her for someone else...

I should make a Kiki fanfiction in /wg/.

>>14591611
As long as it's cannon and includes Virial, sure

>>14591648
Who's Virial

>>14591671
Virial my nuts

>>14591740

>>14591527
cancelled my membership just for (you), KWAB

>>14591671
Her aussie BF

>Carrot-kun
Yup, she's masturbating right now

WHAT IS SHE BOUNCING ON

There is only one rabbit vtuber, delete your account

>bouncing on bed

>>14591836
my hard cock

UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH T u T

>>14591836
Virial's erect shaft, he just replied >>14591860

she could be spreading her legs open and we wouldn't know

IM OOMFING TOO

>>14591904
I would
I am there

Kiki's actually a escaped criminal from the us, and she's hiding in australia so that she doesn't get the electic chair, "i'm a rabbit" is codeword for "i'm an escapee"

>>14591904
SHE DID IT JUST NOW DIDN'T SHE???

ogey
Kiki volunteers at the zoo so she can be fucked by gorillas when no one is watching.

>>14591904
If she were spreading her legs, I'd be smelling carrot cake through my laptop screen right now. Nice fucking try.
Champyons are some fucking liars.

Kiki expects bait of a higher quality my boy

>>14591904
Remember, she's very flexible..
She can do WAY more than that

Here is the truth, I dodn't want to reveal it but I did my digging
Kiki used to post ero photos on /soc/, contacted a few males there for dates but never went through.
She is 29 years old, was aloost raped by a family friend and developed a severe fear of human interaction, that's why her parents are so protective of her now
The reason she isn't collabing with anyone anymore is because she called artemis a tranny in voice chat on a private discord server for setting up collabs and mods there banned her

>>14591904
She doesn't needs to, she's just sitting on virial's cock, why would she have to spread her legs.

>>14592101
good one

>>14592101
forgot to add I am a transgender

ayy yo jamal

>>14592101
fresh

>>14592101
It was very beleivable until the last part. She called Artemis a tranny during a stream anyway.

I love Kiki. I really do but I just know Kiki hates me. If she every see me irl, she will surely scorn at me. She will look at me like I'm trash. She will say to me to stop liking her. Tell me that I'm not a real champyon. She won't even spit at my general direction. That's how I feel. That's why I treasure every interaction with Kiki online. Because if we ever saw each other offline, she'll be disgusted by what I am. You'll never know who wrote this post Kiki. You will never know who I am. Yes, I'm in your chat but I will never tell you who I am. I don't want you to hate me.

I can't believe my wife is black

but you can make jokes on the thread

Cant believe my wife is in jail

>>14592200
If you feel that random people react to you this way irl I think it's time to change.

Kiki's ebony bumbum. Explains why it's so fucking FAT.

She has that Michael Jackson's disease that's why her hands are white

>>14592256
NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK THATS RACISTE
kiki posted this

>>14592256
>disease
more like a blessing
who would want to be black?

Kiki how do you eat fried chicken if youre veggitarian

god i was scared shittless the kiki alarm i forgot about was telling me to wake up

BAD BOYS!

kiki...

justice for Jamal Ch.

>people
come on, call them what they are
Niggers

>>14592444
based and checked

Kikis bgm is really catchy

I love you so fucking much kiki I just don't wanna spam chat too much, I love youuuuuuuuu AAAA!!!!

no kiki... come back closer again...

what would Kikis mouth feel like?

>>14592634
soft and moist

>>14592541
I like it but it's a bit distracting sometimes, I prefer the musicbox version of w/e it is

>>14592747
It is distracting after a while, I agree. Where can I hear the music box version?

I feel like bgm is still a bit too loud

>>14592802
Nah, shut up. Music box is good.

https://book4you.org/ check here Kiki

>>14592810
it is but too loud

>>14592936
yeah

Heh. Blowing.

Kiki gets orange women levels of antis everyday on here, probably worse even with the length they go to. Whatever, it just awakens my saivorfag instincts and makes me want to love her more.

tight and warm Kiki's Icehole

>>14590541
How could you fuck up the OP like this....

>>14593476
No bully we're here to learn and grow together

I am a Gosling, she is a Gosling
WE ARE

>>14593212
Good luck anon. I would not want to be in your shoes

i dont deserve kiki

My bed will feel really empty tonight.

Im not crying, you are

she is the new Gura-killer.

This is so cute. You guys are so cute.

>>14593655
sounds like you FUCKING deserve her buddy, what chu gonna do about it?

AAAAA

>>14592200
She doesn't like pity posts either, wrapper dapper. Stop pity baiting and do what other champyons are doing, getting fit, pursuing hobbies and using Kiki's positivity to improve themselves.

>>14590626
Holy based

>>14590626
>I'm the pyon now

>>14593874
Gross. Spoiler that shit next time.

>>14590626
pyon-chama...

both my parents are vets
dad went the bureaucratic route and is now in high position at gov's food n' shits inspection
mom got her own clinic

I know I don't deserve this silly bunny girl's love since my heart is filled with hatred and sorrow, I know that if I try and love her I will hurt her because I might not know how to love someone. Kiki deserves more than me, because she is the sun of my heart, she makes my soul dance and my smile widen but this is why I fear to love her, because what if I am not good enough? what if I do something and break her heart? I do not fear being alone, I fear hurting her I love you Kiki

>>14594075
the cringe

Fuck off with your pathetic pity party, no one cares.

>>14594075
have you considered putting a little bit of effort into self-improvement, mopey anon

>doctorate degree
>4 years bachelors
>2-3 years master
>4-6 doctorate
Kiki is an expired cake
hot

>>14594075
Just start doing push-ups bro, it gets better

opinions?

>>14594075
/pyon/, is this your mans?

>>14594075
start lifting it really does help

look at me. i am the rabbit now

>>14594179
I'm going to save him

>>14594179
yup

am I good enough for you Kiki?

Kiki is an Emu war veteran

>>14594302
anon, I...

>>14594302
Not as good as Virial, but still decent.

>>14594302
/pyon/, Kiki, get your mans.

>>14594302
>google image search
>disease
kek

>>14594359
Kek! Rip anon's cock

Why does this 2view always have such big threads? I came across her stream this morning, and she had 34 viewers.

Cool thread guys

>>14594302
More people should post proofs of being healthy, kiki doesn't want weak genes around

>>14594422
Check out the IP count. I've posted in here a few times but I didn't watch the stream.

>disease
>and mobile new fags
what a treat

/pyon/ dick rate stream?

Kiki stop looking at it

>>14594473
I have a scar on my dick and I'm ashamed of it

>>14594477
shes so bad at hiding it
captcha: DRY AV

>>14594473
that's the t3 streams
way to reveal yourself as being poor

yep

>>14594422
her streams are boring, I just check the special events or karaokes, and still post the rest of the time

Kiki is our wife, and we're her husband, we are obviously going to have much to discuss.

It's a relationship, you should get one sometime, then maybe you'd understand.

we know which side the thread and chat are kiki

>>14594473

>>14594477
>>14594513
She's starting to rub herself checking it.

>>14594422
You should ask yourself why the others don't instead

NOT AS SMOOTH AS https://youtu.be/XxKoDeJX7ek

>>14594179
Yes, he is my friend.

>>14594513
>>14594477
>>14594565
For sure, she's imagining >>14594302 slowly entering her as she shivers in pleasure and struggle to suppress her moans.

>>14594422
I came here to laugh at both antis and /pyon/. Drama is funny.

>>14594439
There's nothing healthy about posting a dick pic on an anonymous image board in hopes some idol will see it, lol. Meds aren't saving that schizo.

I've been thinking about you all day at work, Kiki. Thank you for being

>>14594680
>idol
anon... she's our wife, not an idol

>>14594619
For real? No cap?

>>14594609
Anon is out here ID'ing his friends on a penile basis

>>14594705
Sure, sure.

>>14594680
She piss herself on stream while the thread masturbate, I'm not too sure about that idol thing

>>14594705
Unless you live in Australia I don't think that's likely to ever happen.

@14594680
(you) are here

>>14594709
I checked in details and I can certify this dick doesn't belongs to any of my friends.

>>14594709
Can someone really be your friend if you don't show cocks?

>>14594793
Exaclty my point, I thought some champyons were my friends but only one delivered so far

>>14594819
Just goes to show how deep the champyon bond is I guess

rate???

>>14594473
This should have been the Christmas review, not some gay ass pageant bullshit

I love Kiki, and no anti samefag shitting up threads everyday will ever change that.

>>14594893
I don't remember what the fuck I did for the last two hours but I feel very sentimental and also had lots of fun/10

>>14594893
I LOVE MY RABBIT WIFE / 10. We are truly blessed to have you Kiki.

>>14594934
same

>>14594893
I love you like... I suck at poems. I love you a lot, like, a whole lot. Very very much. Goodnight and sweet dreams, mwah <3

>>14594893
You're going to have a really, really fucking degenerate fanfiction in /wg/ soon, if I can be assed. Your stream was an "I didn't see bunny tail" out of ten.

I can't wait til this girl turns out to be the next Nyanners. You guys never learn.

every time newfags come its like a timeloop, it will die down soon. hang in their champs

>>14594893
I loved the stream. Hearing you read stories brought me so much joy. Your voice is so soothing. Happy rabbit/10

Love you

>>14594893
Cute/10, I love spending time with my bunny wife.

>>14594893
Reading was nice, but I won't rate since she didn't rate that champyon's cock
It's only fair

>>14594893
bunnycunny/10

I'm sick of that Proud Kekistani fag baiting Kiki into getting banned all the time and derailing streams using streamlabs & his 1 dollar donations as his priority chat reading medium. I wish he would fuck off already and stop being such a fucking attention whore/10

>>14595180
Well since it's the only one posted so far it's the official canon one until a better one get posted

>>14594926
Post your gay costume faggot.

>>14595192
thanks for the attention

>>14595329
Nta but you really should stop being /pol/ 24/7.

>>14595240
>disease cock
>canon
I refuse to be associated with it!

>>14595356
it will stop when it stops being fun

>>14595240
It was posted while the thread was being raided, it's probably not even a champyon.

>>14595415
You lead a sad life, anon

>>14595329
He thinks he's better than us because Kiki feels obligated to read all his shitty $1 donations. He's cringe as fuck. I'll donate $500 if Kiki bans this fag and blocks his donations.

>>14590541
not too fond of australians and australia

>>14595488
She could even just increase the dono alert limit. The constant $1 donos are annoying

>>14595570
Actually that seems like a better idea. If he's going to divert all of Kiki's attention just to read his messages he should at least have to pay a premium. Fuck that guy.

please hold me like this, champyons

>>14595444
happier than you'll ever be fellow 4channer
>>14595488
>I'll donate $500
don't do that, you'll starve for a month

>>14595763
No, you're not my wife.

>>14595763
Only if you're Kiki.

>>14595763
She always knows exactly what to say... UOOOOOOOOOH ToT

>>14595763
Okay fubukianon

>>14591501
There's a Discord now? Fuck this.

im about to write a goodnight tweet

>>14595847
is bait...retardchama

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1470473902002372608

>>14595888
That was bait too

>>14595950
noooooooo

>>14595851
Good night, my sweet rabbit. I love you. I would hold you however you want before you fell asleep, rember that.

>>14595763
I'll only hold my beautiful lolibaba bunny wife kiki like that

>>14595918
Goodnight and sweet dreams once more.
You are never alone.

>>14595918
Goodnight kiki. Have some nice dreams. Love you my cute wife

>>14595763
I will need a voice stamp

>>14596147
>>14595851
>>14595918

>>14596158
could be a coincidence
honestly I just want to hear your voice

>they can't tell its Kiki
She clearly diverted attention to horny for the sake of unity, read the timing.

>>14595415
Fun like that Nier stream the other day where you made her get all depressed and towards the end about people leaving her?

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1470476604178460674

>>14596200
I could tell it was her, I just won't take any chances in accidentally saying that to someone else. Kiki is the only one I want to hold.

https://voca.ro/1hy6blLsuXz8
CHAMPYON LOVE!

>>14596202
that's not very husbandly behavior!

>>14596297
>>14596325
I wish you could for just a moment feel how happy you make me feel so you'd understand how much I really, really love you. Love you.

>>14596325
I will always give a (You) to my wife. Sweat dreams Kiki.

>>14596297
>>14596325
I love you so much kiki. You make me so happy just to get out of bed in the morning. Your streams have brightened my life and made me start to care fir myself. And nothing would make me happier then going on all kinds of dates with you. Mwah mwah mwah mwah

Love you so very much. You beautiful lolibaba bunny wife of mine.

>>14596325
Kiki love! <3

>>14595763
god, this is my fetish, I get fucking hard just at the thought of holding a small girl like this

>>14596778

>>14596828
werent you the one who though about children when I mentioned a small girl?

>>14596325
kiki i love you as a friend!

Hi guys new viewer! Tuned in for a bit seems like a lot of fun I'll be sure to tune in more in the future!

>>14598375
welcome anon!

>>14590541
Bea and Kiki collab, when?

>>14599424
dad please...

>>14599424
i want kiki to collab with malice again, their previous collab was so good.

this has to be the most embarassing thing to happen to /vt/ ever

>>14596325
Thank you Kiki. I won't turn it into a blog post but things really haven't been going well in my life at all and listening to your voice helps me calm down and feel better. I really appreciate that.

Kiki's cunny on my face! Squirting and peeing all over me! Flooding my nostrils and mouth with fermented bunny tea! Nibbling and softly biting her clitty! Slurping and sucking and licking her forbidden place! Filling my belly with her warm, tasty love! Delicious nutrients straight from Kiki's tap!

>>14600965
easily, yes. you have guys wanting to drink piss and bite clits in here

>>14601748
There are also a lot of nice posts expressing love and appreciation for Kiki.

for the champyons here, what is your real feelings about collabs?

>>14601967
I don't watch vtubers besides Kiki, so if she collabs she is making me do that. If she doesn't want me watching other vtubers it seems like a weird thing to do.

>>14601967
not a real champyon here, only females who also share Kiki's interests

>>14601748
>he wouldn't drink his oshi's piss
ngmi

>>14596325
Damn I really needed to hear this. Thank you so much Kiki.

>>14601967
I can't help but feel a pang of jealously when she collabs. Am I possessive? Maybe. But at the same time, I wouldn't want my neuroticism from stopping Kiki from being happy. I would do anything to make her happy.

>>14602114
Kiki piss is the nectar of the gods. Would drink every drop.

>>14602249
If it wasn't Kiki, I wouldn't do it. I'm not some degenerate. But because it's Kiki it's OK.

>>14601967
i don't mind

>>14601967
depends on Kiki's own feelings towards the creator. I'm all for Kiki having FEMALE friends and if they're cool and respect our marriage then I wouldn't mind at all.part of me does want to keep Kiki all to ourselves tho

>>14601967
I stopped watching other vtubers after I started watching kiki, so there isn't anyone I want her to collab with. But didn't kiki say she doesn't want to do them, and if thats her stance then I'll choose that. Plus collabs would help her grow and since she doesn't want that then doing collabs would just give her what she doesnt want.

I'm neither for nor against collabs it's just based on what kiki wants it probably wouldn't be a good idea

>>14601967
if kiki starts collabing, i'll stop watching her. because it isn't fair to me that i had to forgo every other v-tuber and that she can just invite whatever v-tuber on the channel.

>>14602719
It's also really common for collabs to introduce a bunch of schizos into a community because it's fresh new shitposting for the schizos that follow whoever they're collabing with.

>>14602855
Yeah, this was also part of why I'm not for collabs. Don't need more people trying to mess with the community

>>14602855
Actually this is pretty much what happened with the Pipkin collab I'm afraid to say. The schizo that was trying to cancel Kiki started harassing her too, or maybe vice versa. Neither of them are to blame of course. Just one of the things that come with the gig I guess.

>>14601967
Collabs with females wouldn't make me jealous but there are some other reasons why that'd be bad which were mentioned. In the end, if she did it I wouldn't give her any shit for it. I also wouldn't mind if they stayed friends and talked to each other on discord. Hell, they can have sleepovers. Just no men - simple.

You geese, she's not collabing with anyone, this topic has been talked to death at numerous length in previous threads. She only needs her champyons and we only need her, simple as.

>>14605401
She did mention that she's going to have someone on for her charity thing.

>>14601967
Hard no. The only people I would like to see her collab with is her father who sounds based as fuck and Pikamee who I know would love Kiki and respect our relationship.

>>14605447
When did she mention that? I've never heard her say that

>>14605447
Yes... her rabbits you goose. Not a vtuber lmfao.

>>14605447
>>14605591
What I remember is she said another vtuber that also has rabbits. They'll sperg out for 30min about their rabbits.

i like her!

>>14605745
Aka, a short collab with another vtuber.

>>14605745
yeah thats what i remember her saying too

>>14605745
I can cope with it if it's a one time for charity, but yeah, I don't want to share Kiki with anybody else.

>>14605891
I still don't like it.

>>14606007
I don't either but that's part of being in a relationship, compromise. Our wife has compromised for us, now it's our turn.

>>14606064
She didn't even ask, she just decided she was doing it. That's not compromise.

I think the fact it's a charity is a mitigating circumstance because:
1. The goal is to raise money so more people watching that stream and donating money is better. That other vtuber will certainly tell her fanbase to donate.
2. It'd be a pretty bad look to use a charity stream to shitpost and generally schizo behavior. There's always people shit enough, but there'd be less than a regular collab.

Well, I'm not against it but also I don't have much more money to donate this month so I don't think I should have a say in this one way or the other - I abstain.

>>14606176
>I think the fact it's a charity is a mitigating circumstance
Agreed. Under different circumstances I'd feel differently. As long as it's not a male.

I was considering dropping a big donation at some point this month, but maybe I'll save it for the charity.

>>14606123
I feel like that's probably what being in a relationship is like too. But wouldn't know, haven't ever really been in one besides a couple of flings.

>>14606123
She doesn't need your permission.

>>14606553
She calls us her husbands, it's a different dynamic here.

>>14606599
I support her decision, that nullifies your disapproval.

>>14606176
I fully agree with this sentiment. Supporting animals is a gargantuan part of her life, if it makes her happy it makes me happy.

>>14606123
You're her husband not her master, remember that.

>>14606478
Yeah sometimes you ask for forgiveness instead of permission, but not too many times or for deal-breakers. I just honestly don't consider this a big deal at all, let alone a deal-breaker, but you guys think for yourselves.

>>14606629
Not how it works. If any champyons stop watching her because of it you wont make up for that.

>>14606414
collab with virial for maximum cucking

>>14606665
>You're her husband not her master, remember that.
That's a two way street.

Well, anyway, Kiki asked us to not be silly geese while she's gone. Don't do anything hasty, there's still plenty of time until that stream to make decisions and discuss it.

>>14606846
I get where you're coming from anon, but I'd say give her the pass this one time for the sake of rabbits and making her happy. I have the same fears about losing Kiki to other people, there's just a wall between her and us that somebody like another vtuber who would be more like a peer wouldn't have.

If she wants to keep collaborating afterwards then we can raise a stink about it, hell I'll join you in that. But her dream since debut was to have a successful animal charity, let's just give her the pass this time.

>>14606696
>If any champyons stop watching her because of it you wont make up for that.
No, but those who leave aren't worthy of being champyons.

kiki plase spit in my mouth

I just want Kiki to be happy! I think about her all the time! She brings me so much joy!

>>14606123
You're a shitty husband.

>>14607061
This. I've watched the past few streams and don't remember her mentioning a collab, but I know it's gor a good cause so there isn't really a point in arguing now. Especially when we don't know the full details about the stream. And you don't want her to be sad and call it off do you anons? So let's all just sit back and wait.
We got awhile until the charity anyway. And plus arguing about it now will just make her sad.

>>14607081
I will stay neutral about it then.

>>14607311
Same bro. I feel happiest when she's happy. I love hearing her laugh and giggle and geek out over things she's passionate about. I love that bunny so much

>>14607393
>>14607336
>Civil dispute on the internet that didn't degrade into name calling and actually reached a form of compromise
What's going on here, are you guys pulling my leg?

>>14607512
Welcome to /pyon/, we love Kiki here and want to do what's best for her. Sometimes we just need to set each other straight.

Reminder that we're all here for one thing, to get fit and to love Kiki. And to occasionally drink piss

>>14590705
>>14590951
We need to teach our normie wife about the glory of 40K. She associates it with the bait post and thinks our memes are some sort of cult worship.

>>14607852
That'd be great because I've always wanted to learn about it too.

>>14607852
I was thinking about seeing if she'd play a warhammer game for a stream. Something like space marine, deathwing, or any of the strategy games, though I've never played the strategy games don't know which is the best. The video games are how i got into it after all. Plus she loves lore and warhammer has a ton of that.

>>14607852
Where to start.... probably best way is to subconsciously indoctrinate her by continuing to post memes until she eventually decides to check it out for herself.
>>14608042
I've never played any of the video games, they all look shit to me, except for maybe Gothic Armada, which I kind of doubt she would be into.

Kiki i just want you to know i love you and that you're a terrific wife

>>14608382
Same. Nobody has ever made me smile like she has.

>>14608240
How does the regular game work? I don't think she would meet anyone to play, is it something that can be enjoyed without that aspect?

>>14607852
>cult worship
Bros, I gotta ask, I keep seeing this mentioned, how do we know we are not in a cult bros? Haha

>>14608723
I hadn't realized there was even an online component to that game. I thought it was just a solo campaign.

Has anymore managed to lucid dream Kiki? I've had a few dreams of her unintentionally. In all of them she was a combination of an antagonizing brittle brofter mocking me but also affectionate and kind.

>>14609229
Fair enough, I know fuck all about the game and thought the opposite.

>>14607852
How the fuck would you even describe 40k to her when 90% of 40k is devoted to religious zealot larping and crusader war fantasies? I am a 40k Champyon, this is a genuine question

>>14609395
I've never been able to lucid dream, though i can put myself in and out of sleep paralysis whenever i want now. But I've had 2 kiki dreams. One we were on my porch watching the sunrise and the other i was surrounded by darkness and all i could hear was her telling me. "It's okay, I'm here, i got you. I love you"

fuck you niggers. Because of you now I wanna see Kiki play RTS games but I know it's never going to happen

>>14609395
No, but I've found in the wee hours of the morning where I'm trying to keep up with one of her aussie hour streams I tend to dream about her. I think the key to Kiki dreams is to nod off to one of her streams.

My Champyon's fashion outfit will be space marine power armor for my brand new custom chapter of bunny marines.

>>14609677
Honestly I would be satisfied even with something shitty and no brainier like Age of Empires. Maybe there is a more animal-themed version that she could try.

Never played it but looks autistic as fuck and has animals https://store.steampowered.com/app/324680/Impossible_Creatures_Steam_Edition/

>>14609456
Introduce her to Orkz

>>14607852
I don't think she'd ever like 40k it's way too violent and brutal for her rabbit sensibilities
All I really want is for her to understand I just really like warhammer and I think some of the art looks cute and good for Kiki edits. I don't worship her like a God I just find it kind of funny putting my cute goose wife on top of a setting that's known to be the exact opposite of anything comfy or cute

>>14609925
>Using Earth’s most formidable animals as building blocks

>Says she's an oldfag
>Can't into 40k
Bros...

>>14610415
I don't think she takes it that seriously. I like the edits too.

>>14610415
>putting my cute goose wife on top of a setting that's known to be the exact opposite of anything comfy or cute
Same, the contrast is kino.

I feel like the past few streams (except for maybe the one from this morning, no idea where all those tourists came from) have been a lot more comfy. It's the right move to not announce streams to Twitter anymore.

unironically. mentals been inclining since I found you thanks

>>14611722
>tfw something I posted here made it into both do it into both do it for her images

>>14612019
>both do it into both do it for her images
Jesus, I think I just had a stroke

Doing VOD reps on the last couple Nier streams. It's cute the way she keeps getting lost and getting distracted by animals, pretty much exactly what I'd expect from Kiki.

>>14609395
I'll repost mine.

Okay, nobody cares because Kiki just had a cute adventure, but oh wow, this has not happened in a long time. I went to take a nap and I fell straight into a lucid dream. Not only that, but every time I woke up from it I smoothly continued sleeping and dreaming another lucid dream. I'll recount what I can but there was like 5 at least. All of this apparently happened in the span of less than 50min, as far as I can tell I was in REM state the whole time.

First dream some nonsense was happening I don't know, I knew it was a dream but I wasn't doing anything about it at first. Then I was like "well since I'm lucid dreaming I might as well do one of my experiments and try to get something done" and I was near a window so the first thought that occurred to me was "lets try walking on air". It seemed a bit hard to conceptualize and it was windy, so instead I started controlling the wind and making it blow harder. There were some people on the ground that I was bombarding with wind, lol.

This is still the 1st dream, but I now remember what I actually want to do in a lucid dream. I started saying "where is Kiki?" and looking around at random people in the dream, coming from behind them turning them around to look at them. None of them were Kiki and I was getting a bit sick of it, so... I kinda did some unspeakable things to a random girl. Lets not go into details and make Kiki sad. During that I started to exert too much will and wake up, everything was starting to become white, so I tried to relax. I might have actually woke up for a few seconds I'm not sure but between other dreams I do remember I woke up just enough to feel my dog that was laying on my hand. Her fuzz was kind of the reverse-trigger that let me know I was awake and to go back to sleep.

Now this one was my favorite dream. While I do love Kiki, suddenly what I really really wanted to dream happened and I said so in my dream. It was my dead dog and I was taking him for a walk. It was so vivid, obviously because I did it so many times, and he looked so happy jumping around and down the stairs, waiting for me to catch up and running around me. It was amazing, I'm so glad. Sometime later I woke up again and the process restarts.

Now this one was a bit weird, at some point there was a TV and a chair and on the TV was Kiki's livestream. I sat in the chair and gave it a very good look. Usually stuff in dreams are poorly defined in details but my subconsciousness was trying to paint as accurate a picture of Kiki as possible. It was constantly shifting like a mirage and sometimes it looked a bit goofy but it was unmistakably a pretty accurate picture of 2D Kiki talking about stuff straight from my memories. It was shifting the same way a hand or numbers/letters shift when you look at them in a dream and I guess anything that is supposed to be accurate and detailed. This wasn't exactly what I was looking for to happen in a Kiki dream but my brain was clearly trying.

Next I woke up and fell asleep again, and I don't remember much, I was probably still looking for a Kiki, but along the way I started experimenting with relaxing to not wake up. I was looking at some cats and I said "lets just not think let whatever happens happen" and suddenly the cats multiplied all around me it was so silly lol.

I don't remember much that happened until there was another TV and some girl was being interviewed. I didn't care much about it at first until I realized the girl had black hair, noticeably tired eyes perhaps even wearing eyeliner and kind of having a goth look, and most importantly an Australian accent. "Shit, that's Kiki!" but I didn't want to just watch the TV so instead I opened the door right next to it and I was suddenly on set where the interview was being held.
(cont.)

>>14612916
(cont.)

Warning, my lucid dreams are pretty horny. You can't really have romantic lucid dreams easily because the more control you have the more everyone else becomes just an object to control. So yeah, apparently it was an interview for a porn shoot. 3D Kiki was getting desperate for some reason. The guy doing the interview mistaken me for the porn actor and was like "go away the actual shoot is tomorrow" but I was having none of that, Kiki's bum bum was right in front of me. I grabbed her butt and she wasn't wearing panties but she did have a pastie covering her cunny, so I was like fineee I might get in trouble, I'll just use the backdoor instead. Used it I did, very very hard and deep, I really made sure of that. By the time I was done she had a comically large gape and was just laying there. I absolutely ruined that butthole. Then the dream continued and I was like "well I'm not letting her go through with the porn shoot I gotta save her cunny virginity at least" and things got a little weird suddenly I was the sidekick and I helped some muscly guy carry her away to safety. Lets assume that was a fellow champyon. I was then attacked by the porn director's henchman or some shit and blah blah blah I woke up soon after. I probably could've continued for another dream or two but the whole thing was so exciting I decided this was fine and got up to write this.

I didn't have these kind of directly from falling asleep day time nap lucid dreams in like a decade. Thank you Kiki for the inspiration and I'm sorry about the butthole, I got too excited. I promise I'll try more romantic stuff next time. Maybe.

Very vivid dream anon. It was interesting to read, thanks for sharing.

>>14612968
That was the only lucid one with Kiki so far.
Other than that, I dreamed of Kiki doing a little tease dance and then running off to become a cat, a few more times of watching her stream not in the flesh, and I vaguely remember her just saying a thing or two once or twice more. I also had a hypnapompic/hypnagogic hallucionation of her as I was waking up telling me I should post dog pics.

>>14613441
Well, it didn't have as much Kiki as I had hoped it would, but it was still quite an experience as far as lucid dreams go. I have yet to have a properly romantic dream with her (and remember it) and I envy the anons that do.

>>14613699
There is a reoccurring theme of TVs. Do you spend a lot of time watching TV maybe?

>>14612968
Thanks for sharing, I'm always envious but at the same time appreciative of these sorts of dreams.

>>14613783
Nope, not at all. I spend a lot of time watching the PC monitor though, and I just assume my brain can't really tell the difference and put a TV instead there. I have dreamed of a proper computer and monitor other times though.

I think what's relevant is that I've only experienced Kiki through the screen, so when I consciously try to dream of her the idea of her itself and my actual experience of her gets confused. I also very rarely dream of 2d anime characters, those times that I did dream of Kiki in the flesh it was as her 3dpd reproduction.

>>14614174
I'm sorry about the sex stuff but I think it would be interesting for people to know the parts about how to try and find her in your lucid dream, how the brain stumbles around trying to do that, and how to not wake up instantly from a lucid dream/fall back into it. I take dreaming very seriously like a science, I used to have a journal too. I noticed a champ in the chat talking about his dream journal.

I probably wouldn't do any sex stuff to Kiki in a dream, I wouldn't have the courage. I'd probably only be able to embrace her in a hug or cuddle with her or something. Just having her near me would be more than I could ever ask for.

>>14613480
I wish I had dreams like yours. The closest thing I've ever had to a Kiki dream was when I was sleep deprived and started having hallucinations. It wasn't anything crazy really, just a faint image of Kiki in a schoolgirl uniform.

>>14614782
This is accurate, I've experienced that as well with the first girl I was ever in love with. I was doing lots of lucid dreaming back then too, but the only time I encountered her in my lucid dream it instantly turned back into a normal dream. Basically I was too on-edge about how I behaved around her so I didn't dare risk it was actually real life instead. In general I think if you want to have a romantic dream it's more likely to happen in a regular dream than lucid one.

New thread:

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>>14609395
sort of, I had a sleep paralysis hallucination where she was talking me from the monitor (i couldn't turn and see) while people outside my window where being fucking loud and they both competed for who could make more noise