/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Uruka Goodbye Sengen Cover
https://youtu.be/QXQqrOpZSig
Uruka released a cover of Goodbye Sengen by Chinozo

▼Company Unity
https://youtu.be/0cLwYEgBXvY (Shiki POV)
https://youtu.be/up_5IuZivYs (Reina POV)
The EN startups will be playing Friday The 13th in 24 hours

▼Today's Streams
https://youtu.be/0svqy5bqAGc
Uruka will be doing a Karaoke in 3 hours

https://youtu.be/zpicZn3o-lk
Iori will be playing Minecraft in 15 hours

https://youtu.be/YDNNJMAD7Jk
Tenma will be playing LISA in 19 hours

EVERYDAY BILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD PRAY TO, WORSHIP AND PREACH ABOUT THEIR GODS. CHRISTIANS, MUSLIMS, JEWS, SIKHS AND ALL THE OTHER ONES, ALL HAVE BEEN LEAD ASTRAY. THEY SIT THEIR IN THEIR CHURCHES AND THEIR MOSQUES AND PRAY TO FALSE IDOLS WHILE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US, THE ONE TRUE GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, THE BLUE BEAR URUKA SITS IN WAITING. HER WARMTH, HER GUIDENCE AND HER WISEDOM ARE THE TRUE PATH FORWARD, FOR WITHOUT HER WE ARE NOTHING, I AM NOTHING. SO PLEASE BROTHERS, JOIN ME IN SPREADING HER MESSAGE, FOR THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THE LIGHT OF THE BLUE BEAR URUKA!!!

I FUCKING LOVE URUKA!!!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I just want her to be happy...
https://files.catbox.moe/kwmcap.webm

>>14560071
same bro same... i wish i could help more
also nicely done. it hit a little too real

trash company trash talents

@14560982
Here's the only (You) you get.
You feel fulfilled now bud?

I love Pippa's voice! hope she's feeling better btw

>>14560071
it unironically hurts

It's been so long since I heard Nasa's voice. Her VODs help a little but I miss my dragon wife..

My cute wife...
My poor cute wife..

Captcha: 1K3MN
no...

I have a cat who is old and rather fat. He watches the birds and squirrels, but doesn’t even try to catch them. I think even he realizes he can’t catch them. However, he’ll pounce on any grasshopper he encounters. He doesn’t eat them. He doesn’t like the taste. It’s just that they are…attainable.

I feel the same way about vtubers. Gawr Gura is my oshi. However, she is ungroomable for a man like me. No, Gawr Gura is a goddess to be worshipped from afar. I’m a man, though, not a god, with corresponding base needs. That is where Phase Connect comes in. The Phase Connect girls are…attainable.

I could easily seduce any of the Phase Connect girls, whether through Discord, Twitter, or this very thread. Pippa is vulnerable. A ripe plum waiting to fall into my outstretched hand. I understand her better than she understands herself. With a few well chosen words in this thread or on Discord, I can provoke a direct response from her at my leisure. I’ve proven this again and again. Lia is more challenging. However, she too has weaknesses that can be worked at. With patience, she too would fall to me. Tenma is meat for my feast. I would not have to seduce her. Our personalities are such that she would come to me willingly, drunk with wine and love. As for Uruka? Her singular focus is also her greatest vulnerability and one I am well positioned to turn to my advantage.

Do you now understand? I can choose to possess any of you at any time. I only put you on notice now because the anticipation of my conquest pleases us both.

>>14562174
utatanations are ikemen mechanical engineers. you are gonna make it.

>>14562269
>Pippa is vulnerable. A ripe plum waiting to fall into my outstretched hand. I understand her better than she understands herself. With a few well chosen words in this thread or on Discord, I can provoke a direct response from her at my leisure.
you're too late, schizo larping rich anon.

>14562269
Stop shitting up the thread, Sykkuno

>>14562269
I… am no match for you, anon. Please. Let us think we have a chance at these chuubas for just a little longer before you make your move. Please…

>>14560982
No only one of the talents is associated with trash, being the trash bear.

>>14560071
She really brings out my protective instincts, that's true. God I miss her. It's been a day? Two days? Basically nothing, but I still do.

>>14562269
I remember this copypasta from long ago, but quite vaguely.

>>14562269
what about sana, or anya then u have hololive clout and can rail gura all you want!

>>14562269
Meds now

>>14562269
Stop posting and do it, faggot

pippa's bro cares
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1470208012702920704?s=20

I love this rabbit.

https://files.catbox.moe/jhduzl.mp4

>>14563065
https://open.spotify.com/artist/2nsB1BudrukJPbRldPX8yz?si
Don't forget to do your spotify reps.

>>14563065
>https://files.catbox.moe/jhduzl.mp4
WAS THAT POTION BY MICHIRU?

>>14562269
In order to successfully claim Pippa, you'd have to defeat an army of schizo groomers willing to die for her in armed-combat. Are you up for the challenge, an-non?

>>14563155
Nice.

MICHIRU LOVE

>>14560071
Me too dude, unironically happy for her and the progress she’s made.

PIPPA LOVE

Uruka LOVE

MODS LOVE

>>14567065
Mods HATE but some of them are cool.

Hall Monitor Love :)

https://youtu.be/0svqy5bqAGc
Uruka is doing a Karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0svqy5bqAGc

MY BEARLOVED WIFE IS LIVE

>>14562174
There's a reason why /PCG/ is also known as Phase Cuck General anon.

Ikemen is going to collect that debt money from your wife one way or another.>>14562269

>>14567549
Do I sleep or listen to this angel?

>>14568460
Send her a superchat asking her that to find out

Does any talent in phacon NOT have pets? Why are women in general such pet enthusiast? Is it a necessity of living with an entity that makes them feel smarter by comparison? Is it their mother instict that they need to have someone that depends on them? Or is it their obsession with moral superiority?

>>14568521
Are you perchance autistic? Or maybe a seanigger?

Those are the only two types of people I've seen who can't comprehend having pets.

>>14568460
listen to her, like you said, she's an angel

>>14568613
seaniggers have pets
t. seachad

>>14568521
pets cute and fun

>>14568638
even the muslims?

>>14568641
Simple as

>>14568797
Don’t Muslims like cats cause Muhammad said they were cool? It’s literally the only good thing about Islam

>>14568613
I understant having pets but there's something about women having pets that bugs me, it feels to me like they need to have a pet, they do it out of necessity somehow. And also I get the feeling there's a deep psychological issue hidden there that remains like that because they use the pet having as a hotfix for the issues they don't want to face
i suspect you are a woman too, based on the emotional and defensive response to me bringing this up

>>14569224
that's just projection

>>14569248
I'm not a woman and I don't own pets

>>14569224
step away from the computer and go outside

>>14569290
>>14560982
>>14558901
Ladies relax, this guy is just fishing for (You)'s, he's had too much estrogen and is attentionwhoring like a typical female.

you guys here accusing each other of being fem, I fucking wish I was vagoo haver

>>14569437
desu i like being a woman 75% of the time.
i wouldn't want to be a man and get called a fag everytime i want to paint my nails or dress nice.
this feeling is also why i think trannies are just crossdressers with mental issues. they think being a woman equates to finally being able to dress cute, nothing more. if me, an actual female, thinks one of the biggest perks is being able to dress in cute clothes then trannies must think the same.

Last call for roster name suggestions right now before voting begins. Here's what we have so far:

Current divegrass roster:

CB Michiru's forehead
CB Alcoholic Lolibaba OL Megane Gyaru
CB Uwuka
SS Lia Liker
SS Deer Sex Cult
CF I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet
GK Jesus is my homie
CB The jacket comes off
CB Nasa Pretty Beam
DMF Gorillas are extinct
DMF Macho Kanpainiki
LMF Sneedkin Pippa
RMF Cursed Pippa
RMF Discount Pekora
RMF Kevin
GK Comapny UNITY

Current suggestions:
NO PIPPANTS NO PIPPANTIES (potentially separate players)
Uruhulk
STREAM POTION
Gundyr's toes
Shortening "I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet" 's name
Clawjobs
Huge Mana reserves
Shef Lia
Baby Lia
Pippuper
Muumi marry me
Pippcock (Though I'm going to go ahead and add:)
Pippenis
Michiru's Massive Magic Reserves
Michiru's Massive Michirus
Nasa's Thrice Daily Clawjob
Lia the Zoomer Waifu
Uruka's Cough Syrup
Sakana Cod Oil
BP did 911
Iori Cult Leader
Uruka RFA yoga pants
Antler Enthusiast
Rabbit Feet (slightly used)
Michiru's Big Mana Reserves
Pippa's german akasuplex
the langley-soryu beatdown
Clean it up Janny (with Unlucky Cat's face)
Chinese Propaganda Eyes
Muumi Please Debut
He Ate The Birdshit / Seagull shit goes here
Sweaty Bear
Large Mana Reserves
Kino Opsec Poggers

Thanks to those that have voted thus far, I'll give it another 4 or so hours before voting begins so get those last minute names in.
And please, these are supposed to be slightly chuckle-inducing memes that have held prominence in /pcg/. I believe in you!

Also, you are encouraged to suggest variations to existing and (especially) suggested names. Variations will be voted upon and the winning name will go through to final voting

>>14570286
>Thanks to those that have voted thus far
suggested*

Uruka's gonna make a man out of me!

Why does Uruka look dangerously deep into your eyes when she announces a pee break

i want to learn mandarin just so i can understand what she's saying...

>>14570890
The way she sometimes says "Something something", I dont think it'll help even if you knew mandarin.

>>14570346
You know why

>>14569562
I’m a regular actual dude, and I can confirm that I am kinda jealous of girls getting to dress all cute and stuff. But even if I lost my mind and went troon, I’d never actually be able to replicate a woman’s form

>>14570934
I actually dont, please explain.
I'm not into piss if that's what she's thinking, I'd let some other anon take my spot instead.

Are these numbers normal for a Uruka karaoke?

>>14571001
>I'm not into piss if that's what she's thinking

Oh don't worry, you will be

>>14571045
Phase sure has inclined since I last checked on them. What have they been doing anything different? they leaped far ahead of every other corpo now. Other than Lia's clip going viral, Tenma collabing with OTV, Pippa getting noticed by Rekieta law and Uruka getting clipped by taiwanese, have they been doing anything new?

>>14570286
>four variations of michiru's huge milkers
nice
Suggesting Little Bro Hunter (using Iori's face), Phase Connect Knife Culture, and Nasa's Deadly Embrace

>>14571342
Maybe its Tenma and her Twitch audience discovering the other Phase girls? Its that or they're mostly consistent, which the algorithm greatly loves.

>uruka singing the social credit theme song

>>14571045
Yes actually, been like that for her karaoke for months iirc

>>14570286
petition to make "Shortening "I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet" 's name" the actual new name

also to add
>anti schizos spell
>??????? (gen 2 secret user)
>mom's spagetthi (on account of pippa's social anxiety)
>gyozas (nasa)
>that name that iori says whenever she uses the deep voice, fukuyama or something like that, I don't remember
>UR MOM (avatar is just Lia)

>>14571422
Yeah I this is just natural incline rather than a boost from any sort of viral clip or anything. It's natural smallish streamers with highly dedicated fanbases would be picked up by the algorithm because if their current fans like them so much maybe others will too.

When did Uruka turn into full CPP mode?

My dream is for my oshi to use my art for something

>>14571543
I think the c preprocessor is fine.

>>14571679
you are going to have to let your oshi know who you are

Zhangs...

Ah, there's the coughs I expected from Uruka.

>>14571831
I mean it is a company based in Canada.

>>14571831
understandable. they murdered coco for less

Uruka without the jacket is pretty hot.

>>14571679
I would like this too.

>>14571543
to be fair that song does go pretty hard

>there is another big announcement coming soon

fish man just fucking announce it holy shit, the tribute arc is over, stop trying to edge us

>>14572079
?
were was this posted

>>14572079
you know its gen 2
>>14572209
uruka said that during the end of the stream

>>14572232
>you know its gen 2
yea and that's the problem, we all know what the announcement is, we've known they're gonna announce it for several days now and the fucker just wont do it

>>14572232
ok thanks, i tuned out when she started singing ccp stuff, btw checked the discord just in case and noticed this. >sakana reacted

>>14572079
>>14572232
>>14572260
>the announcement is actually new outfits

>>14572738
i have to be perfectly honest, i'd be more excited for new outfits than i am for gen 2

i dont want more vtubers to overlap my girls, i want MICHAN IN A MICRO BIKINI UOOHH ToT

>>14572771
If we get new outfits i want more jackets

>>14571831
She has mentioned Taiwan by name several times so I think she’s fine

>>14572771
Same my good man, I’m already perfectly content with the 7 talents we currently have. Not opposed to new generations but also not that interested

>>14572902

>emma in yuras SMTV stream
my cock cant get any harder

>>14573242
Who?

>>14573242
>coomer can't read the tab before posting

>>14575381
Damn, that is NICE

>>14575381
Look at how lickable that tummy is…

Rate the schedule.

>>14575939
Kingsman and RFA good

>>14575939
Friday the 13th is really fun if you've got enough people and they talk

>>14575939
I can't wait to watch Lia play OFF.

yoinked from tuiter. bump

>>14570286
Gen 2 Succubus

\never made a character in koikatsu before but i've given it my best shot

https://files.catbox.moe/wndqkm.png

>>14570286
>Seagull shit goes here
Never have I wished more that we had a 3d modeler in /pcg/.

Roster voting time guys. It's time to do your civil duty and Pokemon GO to the strawpolls!

Please clap

Anyways, first round is voting on duplicates/alternatives:

Michiru's Milkers:
https://strawpoll.com/5q1h1zyo4

Clawjobs:
https://strawpoll.com/qjvohf17u

I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet:
https://strawpoll.com/bypjqh229

Pippa's futa cock:
https://strawpoll.com/dqspcrp35

Hey (You) there. Yes (You). (You_ wouldn't ignore these polls would you an-non? Hey... don't ignore them...

I can see you, in the thread and in my spreadsheet... so don't ignore them you hear...?!

michiru live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6zFyYixG7Q

>>14582170
what is this about

>>14582291
yes

>>14582291
fantasy football

>>14570286
130cm tall imagine

>>14582291
Been away for a while I take it? Divegrass season is upon us: >>14397224
Any help you can offer would be greatly, greatly appreciated. If not, all I ask is that you take the time to vote when you see the polls

>>14582404
Oh and maybe Theo as a ball or something.

>>14582439
Maybe Theo as a ball or something.

>>14582404
That's a good one, though perhaps just 130cm tall would be appropriate? I'd imagine the viewers will spam "Imagine" on their own
>>14582473
If possible yeah, I'll try and make that happen

>>14582473
you want tenma to kick her own pet?

>>14582409
uh sure ok

what's happening on michiru stream?

>>14582870
>checks the stream
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Is this the kind of shit that goes on in Michiru's steam????! JESAS, and I thought Pippa was the weird one!
Oh no no no

>>14583014
She is having tech difficulties

now you are just trying to bait me

damn falls guys sure has changed

>>14583093
She now gave up and is fishing in some kusoge

>>14583158
probably better actually

UOHHHHHHH

>>14582731
Think of it as petting Theo with their feet. I would have said as a player but I don't know how a tiny cat would work in PES.

>>14568521
Yes, Michiru. She wished she has a pet spider or snakes though

>>14572860
Screw that, I want Lia and Michiru symmetrical docking in micro bikinis AND I WANT IT NOW

fukushima is live

https://youtu.be/zpicZn3o-lk
Iori is playing Minecraft

clg is more alive than us now...

>>14590864
>no freshly debuted 2nd gen
>only Iori is live, who streams in japanese
I wonder why

>>14591149
I kinda hope some of gen 2 streams on sunday, monday as those are my dead days by the vtubers I follow

haruna is playing saints row 3
I wonder if she checks the threads since that game was talked about a while ago

renpc is drawing pippa again

Who has the best thumbnails in phase connect?

>>14596514
Why do some of the fall guys in this image have da michi's face on them but others don't? is this lore?

Tenma's fucking dead.

>>14597634
I wonder if she will make it to collab

Which phase member has the best audio quality, and why is it Lori?

https://twitter.com/RooberRad/status/1470488721401200647

>>14598479
Mii-chan...

>>14598922
Her lovely tail is gone… great art though

>>14598479
I understand that pippa doesn't go out into the sun and nasa was probably asleep but where are michirus magic reserves in this picture?

>>14598479
holy FUCK

>>14599266
I think it’s only for the talents who have played Powerwash Simulator, which Pippa, Nasa, and Da Michi havent

How does someone just randomly fall so badly that they have to go to the ER with an injured back? Is the rrat about her being a legitimately old OL true?

>>14599322
Sad!
>>14599364
The same way you can randomly fall and break multiple bones? It doesn't actually take much to fuck people up if you land poorly.

>>14599364
My rrat is that the "treadmill builder" blew her back out.

>>14599364
it's karma for being on tw*tch

>>14599488
I have to say I've never heard of anyone fall that badly from a mere misstep except for old people slipping on ice and breaking their hips. I refuse to believe that's somehow a common thing.

>>14599999
Checked
I guess shes lying now

>>14599999
I mean I was 25 when I had a random fall that hurt me bad. Also you have to remember, healthcare in Japan is more forgiving, so Nips will go to the hospital much more readily

>>14598479
god DAMN Iori is pure sex

>>14598479
https://files.catbox.moe/vdd60x.mp4

What happened to that one fag anon that had undeniable proof that linked Kap to Lia but didn't post because they wanted to see reps? Was it fake?

>>14598479
It's kinda a shame the phase girls don't have much of any quality lewds.

Lia only has four that are of any sort of quality.

Tenma has one.

Iori has none which is kinda amazing considering the deeroctic cult.

Uruka has nothing... for now. I have one on commission since she's practically asked for one during that Mario Kart stream.

Michiru also has nothing, forehead bro?

Nasa has no deadly handjob art.


Pippa's are cringe and should stay as such.

>>14599999
Could be stairs, could be heel. Mostly, if you fall and hit your back it's gonna hurt and you might get a bump, it isn't ridiculous to go to the doctor to at least get a prescription for painkillers (unless your country's healthcare is shit tier like America).

>>14604416
still here but i wont be releasing it. i came around to team kap love and im afraid it could cause a falling out on some level. i dont care if you dont believe me.

>>14604511
Michiru has one recent foot pic art, if you consider leggings and foot as lewd

>>14604511
I know for sure Tenma has a few more lewds, they’re just not explicit nudity.

>>14606394
https://files.catbox.moe/crqckc.jpg

>Corpo collab stream
>Prism, Kawaii, Phase, Tsunderia
>No cyberlive
fuck, they really got blacklisted? or who said they wouldn't do the collab if cyberlive was included?

my desire is to engage shiki in a fist fight... shiki or tenma

>>14607392
the cyberlive girls have been modded in kawaii and prism chats but not tsunderia chats so slugma is likely to blame

>>14607705
>cyberlive
so everyone is banned by default?

>>14607791
the company is blacklisted so yeah

I LOVE LIA

https://youtu.be/u_xd-XFrvyk (Lia POV)
https://youtu.be/0cLwYEgBXvY (Shiki POV)
https://youtu.be/NlWz0SdI-e4 (Yura POV)
https://youtu.be/up_5IuZivYs (Reina POV)
https://youtu.be/I6q-8L3tJ2g (Lisa POV)
Company Unity

>>14608046
Multiview link:
https://holodex.net/multiview/AAMPu_xd-XFrvyk%2CMAMPI6q-8L3tJ2g%2CIPIJNlWz0SdI-e4%2CAPIJ0cLwYEgBXvY%2CQPIJup_5IuZivYs

Cyberlive...

>>14607705
Wrenches are nice and all, but were are the collabs?

>>14608228
expecting nip companies to move faster than a tortoise with down syndrome

>>14608046
No Tenma POV?

>>14608355
Tenma is still at the hospital I'm guessing. No activity anywhere from her.

>>14608046
holodex
https://holodex.net/multiview/AAIMI6q-8L3tJ2g%2CAMIMu_xd-XFrvyk%2CIAIM0cLwYEgBXvY%2CIMEMchat2%2CMMEMchat3%2CQAIMNlWz0SdI-e4%2CQMIMup_5IuZivYs

it only took 30m, record time bros

I really like Lia and Yura

>>14608355
Tenmas lolibaba body cracked her back

this game sucks but at least my wife is cute

>>14606976
I want to press this smug fox down and fuck her for hours on end like you wouldn't believe.

>>14612053
I don't watch tenma, is she ESL as fuck or just cutting words ?

>>14612951
both

>>14612951
esl as fuck is an understatement

>>14612990
Cute!!

>>14612951
Yes she is ESL and even worse still canadian

>>14607928
explain, i don't want cyberlive

Why has Lia's screen been near black for the past 10 minutes
And now she's dead
Am I supposed to be able to tell what's going on

This stream is kinda boring bros

>>14613651
>>14613659
it's ok bros just look at Lia and Yuras boobs for the next hour

>>14612053
That sounds like she fell down the stairs or something instead of just slipping in the kitchen

Lia was the best they could send??

>>14614118
yes because she is the best

>>14614152
Lia is wasted on this company

>>14599364
Don't mean to add the rrat but the first time I heard Tenma, it immediately reminded me of my old 50 year old Japanese teacher's ESL style. There's something about older east asians people's ESL that Tenma's ESL reminds me of. I think its the ability to recognize certain patterns/sounds in american english but still have that thick accent. Not saying she's 50 but easily 30+.

>>14614853
>Not saying she's 50 but easily 30+.
she's said her age on stream several times.
shes 23

whoever was making fun of shiki was genius. that was comedy gold with her tech trouble and people randomly doubting her.

Honestly, I couldn't tell if Lia was having fun or was bored too.


That game has too little action and is pretty fucking dark.

>>14614853
her normal, sexy japanese voice puts her in the 20s. its really hot. she reverts to it time to time. i wish she spoke english like it.

>>14615556
she was having fun when there were people talking or stuff to do but most of the game was just meandering around

>>14615556
you do know lia's chat is 10/10?

>>14614986
What 23 year old falls down and breaks her hip?

>>14616443
nta, but when i was young i once witnessed a 30 something year old woman step down a single inch from the porch to the grass and completely shatter her ankle. I don't know how, and she didn't lie because i remember her in a cast and shit. Humans are incredibly fragile

>>14616512
sure thing bro

>>14616512
I tore my achilles stepping off the bus when I was 22.

REMINDER:

>>14582170
>>14582170
>>14582170
>>14582170

There are 56 IPs in this thread... some of you are ignoring it... just vote an-non... Hey...

>>14616748
jesus fucking christ anon, did it like actually tear?
>>14616794
you got me, i'll vote

>>14616794
remind me again why would I vote for some democratic tard?

>>14607705
It'll be curious to see if they'll continue the ban when their gen 2 has a member with connections with some of them in their past life.

>>14616873
Completely torn. 6+ months of recovery. Even now years later I still don't trust it being healed completely some days.

>>14617452
was it like in the movies when it get's cut your foot just doesn't work? that really fucking sucks anon, you'll probably get lucky later in life probably

guys what if we blamed someone for something?

>>14617628
What if you fucked off? How long do you intend to make an ass out of yourself here?

>>14617700
As long as it takes probably.

>>14617628
I'll confess
I fapped to tenma lewds
even worse it was pippa x tenma lews

>>14616794
sorry bro, didnt mean to ignore it, just forgot. thanks for the reminder post

>>14618243
aegis...

>>14618243
i can understand half of that joke

>>14571831
>Chink chat jannie that speaks 5 languages and invites his fellow mainlander chinks
>Going "muh social credit >:(" and deleting messages despite the only countries having them are western ones
If he was from NA he'd glow so hard they'd shove him into a reactor. Expect more literal foreign agents to join the chat team which will eventually push out the guy that orders calarts coms, the african, the kiwi groomer and the others.

Zhangs as jannies are the most vicious of all, they have no soul and grew up in a culture of fucking each other just to get ahead.
>>14573035
For now.

>>14618883
i'll take kiwis and furries over chinks any day

>>14619360
oh boy have i got something to tell you about the two gentlemen that run this company

>>14620026
kek

>>14619360
Word, I’d team up with anyone to go against the mainlanders

>>14622069
Anyone -but podmen- would side against zhangs, specially those that knew Coco or watched Hololive Gura looked so happy playing M*se D*sh.

>>14622652
>yoinking Muse Dash from Holos
Based Zhangs. Fuck Muse Dash, Project Diva or other Rhythm games of the like (only 4 buttons). Play something that actually requires some dexterity, or better yet, just pick up the damn instrument instead of just larping.

>>14622922
If I wanted dexterous gameplay I'd watch males or korean women.
>Fuck Muse Dash
Can't be helped if they have shit taste in rhythm games and will never pick DJMAX again.

https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1470632333526986752
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1470632333526986752
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1470632333526986752
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1470632333526986752

>>14623615
So Sakana is making an event out of playing games with (You)r oshi, which happens pretty regularly already?

>>14623938
not on this scale bro.. I will win it for michan

>>14623615
>vidya only challenges
I wish there was an art challenge or something. I don't want to throw a match for my oshi because I haven't played any vidya in years.

>>14623615
I’m torn bros. Pippa and Tenma are my favorites, but I also wanna support Michiru and Nasa…

>>14623615
>Pippa with a big gun

Doing it for her

Yeah... barring some unknown nip autist grinding out 1000 hours of crab game, I don't see anyone but Capippalists winning this.
My condolences. Good luck with the batsuge

>>14623615
Obligatory >la creatividad
Also
>the loser will lose everything
He... he isn't using this as a way to graduate JP, right? Do I need medicine?
No but seriously, this is nice but it feels kind of shitty to JP.

>>14625632
There is a space in the form that reads something like "Would you mind being on another talent's team if need be?" or something like that, so it probably won't be a huge blowout in that sense

>>14625632
>he isn't using this as a way to graduate JP, right?
No anon, because (You) WILL save them.

https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1470649395314323456
Nasa schedule

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1470639655171211269

my bearloved wife has poster her schedule :)

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1470673156994125828
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1470673156994125828
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1470673156994125828
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1470673156994125828
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1470673156994125828

>>14625632
>Do I need medicine?
yes
>He... he isn't using this as a way to graduate JP, right?
4D chess move to trick you into playing for them instead of your oshi

>>14628209
nice. hope she is really allright and not ended up paraplegic or something
>>14623615
so...is this going to end up being pippa vs tenma?

Utatanation IKZ!

>>14623615
>oh sweet finally a chance to put my vidya skills to use
>I wonder what games there'll be
>probably no retro games
>maybe an fps, it'd be cool if it were something like mordhau
>crab game
>super animal royale
>minecraft
Man, I get that they have to have barrier of entry low, so they can't have games few people would have, or that aren't F2P, but surely they could've found some better options.
Very cool concept regardless, and I guess I will be grinding a bit of super animal royale. Surely those hours of dominating Stick Arena back in middle school will carry my oshi's team to victory.

I wish I could have what they have.

>>14628209
dude. her injury was that her back was hurting, and she had to stay the night? that sounds incredibly bad to me. or are they just overly cautious in nipponland?

>>14631325
Anon.
Don't be sad.. there's a lot of other good janies out there like UnluckyCat, Green, etc

>>14631325
Imagine being Kagi and having to watch people ship you with a dude you’ve played games with maybe a handful of times and probably don’t even really know while staying absolutely silent about it all… all the while being the best jannie and supporting your best friend through the sheer bullshit that is Phase Connect. Kagi is our strongest soldier.

>>14631798
Which is why I envy the kap

Is Kagi single?

UTC
13:00 Michiru Pokemon Unite (in 1 hour)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcGsIBhDzBs

15:30 Iori Detroit Become Human (in 3 hours)
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

17:00 Tenma Lisa (in 5 hours)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDNNJMAD7Jk

20:00 Tenma Catherine (in 8 hours)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCoakF4kRk

21:30 Lia RingFit Adventure (in 9 hours)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNJP7ccLfDk

00:00 Uruka Cool Math Games (in 12 hours)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF59URDaToo

>>14632226
Yes because Kap is married to /pcg/

>>14632451
/pcg/ is all me btw

>>14631798
Imagine the cringeworthy pauses everytime /pcg/ is brought up between Kap, Lia and/or Kagi, which forces one of them to instantly change the subject.
1 cuckpost = 1 awkward silence. Poor bastard...
>>14632451
>Yes because Kap is married to /pcg/
This works in far more ways that it has any right to kek

Wasn't there supposed to be a rabbit collab this tuesday?

>>14633247
Show pippenis

>>14634012
>Show pippenis
ok, bro, uploading to the secret discord ;)

>>14631792
>there's a lot of other good janies out there like UnluckyCat, Green, etc
And don't forget that if you successfully groom the kiwi doxfag, you'll get added to the secret groomcord where the orgies happen with your oshi. It'd be worth it.

>that name that Iori says whenever she uses the deep voice, fukuyama or something like that, I don't remember
wdhmbt?

>>14635027
what do you mean what do I mean? she says fukuyama desu, but I don-t remember if it's fukuyama or not. clearly Iorifags don't hang out here

>>14635205
I was asking for a precise name, and yeah you're right. I don't suppose anyone has the means to find out?

what team are you joining pcg?

>>14635709
None. I don't play any of those games.

>>14635709
Nasa ofc
I love my chicken who likes her own ass.

Alright everyone, it's finally time for the real voting. Luckily for (You), it's just one round; simply pick the names you like.

Having said that, I'll let you know something right off the bat: this isn't a completely democratic process (as in, it's probably not just going to simply be the top 23 voted names that slide right in), reason being things like talent distribution, availability of aesthetics, shit like that, so please keep this in mind down the line. I'll try and see /pcg/s will through to the best of my ability though.

http://poal.me/3pv9b2
http://poal.me/3pv9b2
http://poal.me/3pv9b2
http://poal.me/3pv9b2

If I'm not there in time for next thread, I'd appreciate it if someone could help repost this poll so others can see. Thanks

>the names are moving everywhere
Stop it, let me vote first...!

>>14636958
thanks

>>14635323
The same question was asked the time she started doing it.
It doesn't really mean anything, just a deeper voice and the line she says in that voice is "fukuyama desu"

>>14632373
Every time I tune into Iori's Twitch streams she has level 5 hypetrain; it's pretty impressive.

>>14638081
the power of jp viewers

>>14636958
>these top votes
Holy threadreader batman.

>>14638438
>jp viewers
Again, I wonder. Is there a jp equivalent of /pcg/ in the japanese chans? There's not that many of them but, then again, /pyon/ exists so it's possible.

>>14639662
idk, go there have look

Why is Pippa stagnating bros? I just saw her subcount and she somehow become the least sub en vtuber in PC. I want Pippa to incline.

>>14639720
She needs to start doing GFE

>>14639662
>/pyon/ exists
On 5ch?

>>14639720
Is it really that much of a surprise that she's the most niche EN?
>I want Pippa to incline
So soon? The kind of inclination she wants comes slow and gradual, if at all. She probably would hate a couple hundred normalfags being dumped at her feet.

>>14639817
Feels like she just stopped growing. I think her content is great but way too niche. She should play some more popular games like when she's on as notPippa.

>>14639770
God no, I meant that there aren't many jp PC fans relatively speaking, but used the fact that there aren't many Champyons to say that that might not matter

>>14639720
as she said herself, she doesn't want to incline. I would love for her to try though, so she can move/ improve her living conditions

>>14640310
Why do that when she can live with Zax in the sex bus?

>>14639720
Is this a joke? She's hardcore pandering to 4chan and the farms. Gee, I wonder why she's stagnating. She might as well be from another planet to a normie. They wouldn't understand anything.

>>14640310
She's making enough to move if she wanted to. I don't know why she hasn't. Because of how much of a mess she is she might just be too anxious to do it. Or she doesn't want to leave her BF behind.

https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Deerotic Iori has been live for the past hour and a half on twitch playing Detroit: Become Human
https://youtu.be/YDNNJMAD7Jk
Tenma is live with LISA: The Painful
https://www.twitch.tv/harunaswift
Zoomer with a lewd voice Haruna is playing Apex

>>14640423
because clearly he isn't paying for all they need for that
>>14640514
she said she can't find a place where she can have her pets, and also housing in general is fucked up

>>14640592
>Apex again
Haru please...I cant take 4 day a week Apex and one day other games...

>>14636958
I'm glad michiru's fat tits have such high approval

>>14639992
Speaking of this, I wonder why tenma isn't inclining all that much either. Despite the offtv exposure she's still behind lia and uruka in subs, it makes me think that she really doesn't have that much wide appeal after all

>>14640310
>>14640514
Housing is really fucked up at the moment, she will need to find a place that is relatively safe but also something she could afford without starving herself and her pet(s).

If she's being careful she might just be saving to have enough to cover 3 months' rent + whatever deposit/application fees she has to deal with.

I can't believe my oshi just set 6 children on fire and murdered them.

>>14642363
pretty based

>>14641985
>she's still behind lia and uruka in subs
Tenma gets more subs per day than Lia and in the last 30 days Tenma got 3,2k subs while Uruka got 1,5k, she's fine.

she's getting triggered by this dialogue... do you guys think she's really uggo?

Tenma's been talking to a weird asian man for 15 minutes, I love this game

renpc is drawing pippa again

At work and can't watch but is Tenma liking Lisa? It's one of my all time favorite games

>>14640596
Housing is mostly fucked up in the big cities, not where she lives...

>>14644689
housing is going up everywhere, people who're working remotely on a permanent basis, are buying up rural/small town properties driving up pricing for purchasing and renting a home.

>>14644616
yes she likes it so far

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1470639442717200391
>12 hours later
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1470831253733748742
I swear I will never get tired of this thing Pippa does where she makes some definitive action statement, goes to sleep, wakes up, then does the complete opposite. Adorable.

But seriously, schedule onegai

>>14635709
Nasa or Michiru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xCoakF4kRk
Tenma is playing Catherine. In 10 minutes.

>>14639720
She said that she doesn't want as she is comfy now with small community that she have now but to be honest it's a lie.

I really like Pipa but she is probably afraid to lose her current viewers group if she would modify current content and her behavior, as she would need to to bring more views(because let's be honest here even if ideo for video or game she play is OK, she always drive away from topic to her typical rants and well... We love those rant but other people don't get it.)

Few times on chat and comments I and few other people tried to gently suggest her to try to focus on game or video topic and use it to make jokes and discussion but sadly she is always end in her typical rant.
I really believe if she would focus more and try to really lightly treat vtubing as acting with small script/topics to cover she would not loose her style and still bring more views and subs.
And she really need to think about future, she maybe believe that now it's ok and she is happy but fans really need to remind her that bigger number are not only about numbers but stability and money that later can be use to improve her live, do some saving for future needs, and most importantly do some preparing for later in her live because vtubing is not really future proof and one day she will loose her current account. PC could go down, vtubing could lose popularity and well.... She could not be able to do that type of work for some reason. So making as much views, subs and money as possible now will help her later.

@reNPCarts

>>14647132
tributebro where you at? this tummy is screaming to be tributed on.

>>14626657
is she even good at math?

>I do not care of your choice
How dare she ESL at me.

Glad you guys like Pippa but she's not for me. It's a good thing the rest of the girls are there, I am a Lia LOVER. I generally don't enjoy "react" content so Pippa hasn't clicked for me. I also don't enjoy rants very much.

>>14646520
All the things you're peddling as benefits of big numbers are for either workaholics, people who REALLY have their shit together (and can afford to do lucrative jobs that they don't enjoy) or people who are naturally talented at mass appeal. Trying, (and even succeeding by luck) to go for the big time as a Vtuber of all things without any one of these attributes is a recipe for disaster.

The reason why Pippa is niche is that she is doing the job the way she likes, not because she thinks switching to more mainstream content will make her start from zero. Inverting one inverts the other. If you really want her to build towards the future, you should be advising her to start lucrative side projects, small scale investments or just quit Vtubing entirely and get a real job.

Niche to mainstream is likely not a switch she can just make with the flip of a switch, or she'd probably have done so already.

>three Lia streams today
Why aren't Lia likers losing their minds?

>>14648401
4 streams, she going to be in Uruka's watchalong too

>>14648605
Wait. Ring Fit, Brain Age, Uruka watchalong, and what?

>>14648660
Genshin on twitch

Pippa please collab with Luto

>>14640310
every remotely /here/tuber is going to say that, if she was open about it she would attract vengeful schizos like no other, on top of the groomers already trying to push her back to being a 2view with the constant doxx and cuckposting

>>14648234
you guys can rationalize this all you want but at the end of the day if any of these girls were in hololive they would be getting holoEN numbers no problem. All that matters is exposure, being picked up by the algo and pray for luck

>>14648401
I'm very excited!

>>14640310
>she doesn't want to incline
dyrbi

I LOVE LIA (mobile post edition)

>>14649068
It's not that she doesn't want to. She's just scared of it.

https://youtu.be/fNJP7ccLfDk
Lia RingFit stream

>>14649342
>just the tip

>>14648234
It have nothing to do with workaholics or having lots of time.
It's about nothing more but slightly changing content and your attitude to it.

It's not hololive where girls need to prepare other content between streams as they do lots of promotions videos and voice overs. Pipa could easily stream 4-5 times per week(2-3h longs) + do shorts, it's not much, especially when we remember that it's job and most of us spend in job 6-10h EVERY DAY so streaming is not really that hard especially when half of that time is taken by game she play so content to talk about is there.

Pipa have talent and charisma even if she don't admit it, other way she would never become vtuber as it's needed in that work.

Having big numbers doesn't mean that you need to spend more time on your work, I have no idea why people think like that. All you have to do is keeping content rolling steadily there is not a single reason or proof that you need to do double work to keep high numbers unless you are greedy. Pipa could easily keep steady growth of views as she have talent, voice and senses for that work just by slow down with rants and keep discussion on topic/game and use it to keep viewers entertained.
Nothing more nothing less. Of course it's not magic and growth will not be instant but I seriously believe that what I previously said would bring her more views over time without her loosing her freedom and current fan base

>>14649342
Why is Tenma forcing her to become macho

Fuck off from my general farmfags

>>14648996
>the girl that cant stop herself from doing inter-company yabs, going on hour long rants about lolcows, avoiding buff games like the plague and constantly filtering her audience will get HoloEN numbers "if only she got the exposure"
What next? Let me guess, Beatani is secretly the Gura killer? Kek

>>14649618
Only the strongest will survive
Lead me to heaven when we die

>>14649820
We created this thread, faggot.

I wonder why Lia decided to pursue vtubing. We already know she's hot, she used to do cosplay, professional cosplay even. She could have easily gone the twitch ethot route

>>14649882
I didn't say this was my general.

>>14649896
She gets off on the thrill of privately sucking off people behind-the-scenes rather than being a Twitch thot and making it known to everyone.

>>14649502
>he read the word 'workaholic', his eyes glazed over, and he just ran with it, as though that was even remotely the point of my post
It's all so tiresome

>>14649896
Looks are temporary.
Ironically vtubers show that personality is really what keeps people coming back for better or worse.

>>14649853
Yes. Just look at holocouncil and their PL. numbers. I bet a literal rock could get holoEN numbers if it debuts under hololive

>>14649853
>What next? Let me guess, Beatani is secretly the Gura killer?
Tabun, maybe.

>>14649896
she's just that perfect, she is really cute too

Holy shit, Lia is getting nothing but Akas.
Her RFA streams might single handedly pull Phase Connect out of the red.

>>14650128
the ringfit buff...
pippa ringfit when?

>>14650023
>Just look at holocouncil and their PL. numbers. I bet a literal rock could get holoEN numbers if it debuts under hololive
And? Zero is better than negative. It's not that Pippa is less interesting than Hololivers, I wouldn't be watching her if that's the case.
It's that she will either quit or get fired within 3 weeks of joining.

>>14650176
She probably doesn't want her audience to be comprised of only cringy coomers.

>>14650176
I genuinely don't think Pippa would survive an RFA stream. With her love of soda, hatred of water, and how little she probably eats, she'd fucking die.
Especially if she does the silent mode to not jog. Her legs would not be okay.

>>14650176
i dont really want to hear my cute imouto make sex noises...

>>14650294
lol she could just pretend to be playing the game and have pre-recorded footage playing on the stream while z-man fucks her live. basically the same experience

Pippa waiting rooms are here.
Nothing tonight or tomorrow it looks like.

I think Phase Connect sucks. I wish some other corpo would save the fox

>>14650397
>or tomorrow
Nevermind, my mistake

>>14650401
I think (You) suck!

>>14650462
We do in fact have the ability to tune into the stream should the inclination strike us, thanks dad. Have fun

>>14650203
we aren't talking about her joining hololive here, we are talking about her reaching holoen numbers, to which I'm saying is a matter of algorithm and exposure, rather than her choice of content, and I'm using hololive as living proof that even the most boring streamer in existence can make it big somehow

>but at the end of the day if any of these girls were in hololive
>we aren't talking about her joining hololive here
What did he mean by this?

Lia is so fucking HOT today bros

Sorry, I missed a quote
>but at the end of the day if any of these girls were in hololive
>I bet a literal rock could get holoEN numbers if it debuts under hololive
>we aren't talking about her joining hololive here
What did he mean by this?

>>14650325
What are you, fucking gay?

>>14650693
Based.

I explained it in my post already, sorry that you got your butt hurt about your oshis being called boring

>>14650325
Well, she wants to make cute sex noises for you.
The closest thing she's done to erotic audio is reading an OREIMO fanfic. She constantly calls us bros or big bros and then suggests a KisXSis watchalong? Get real an-non
It is our duty to guide her through her incest fetish in the only tried and true method sanctioned by the scientific community.
24/7 mating press

>>14650594
Anya is living proof of the power of the Holo brand. But outside of the big three (Holo, Niji, Vsho) you need content that's good and unique to grow - like Pikamee being bilingual before it was common.
But Pippa's content is fucking stale and cringey. Even with the cunny and groomable buffs, she still sits at the bottom of the EN talents.

New thread
>>14651037

>>14650847
we aren't talking about my oshis, we are talking about you reaching peak retardation, to which I'm saying is a matter of time and conversation length, rather than subject matter, and I'm using greentext as living proof that even the most braindead dumbfuck can gain access to 4chan somehow

>>14650949
Well, if she really wants to, then fine I guess...

>>14651093
wow you really are mad. for the sake of closure, my usage of hololive as an example is an hypothetical thinking made for the sake of convenience, which is why I later said it's not the point, the real point is the big numbers. Anyways, as hypothetical as it is, it presupposes implications, like pippa having accepted their terms and conditions to begin with. Obviously I know in reality this would never happen, but you choose to autistically latch onto this point to discredit my argument, and throw shit at bea while you are at it. My initial point still stands, if any of these girls were in hololive, and as long as hypothetical pippa doesn't yab, even with nonbuff games and self sabotage like 2 weeks hiatus over a dead dog, they would still get holoen numbers

>>14651655
>Anyways, as hypothetical as it is, it presupposes implications, like pippa having accepted their terms and conditions to begin with. Obviously I know in reality this would never happen
So basically, if the girls, mainly Pippa, were completely different people, they could get Hololive EN numbers whilst keeping their jobs?
Well yeah, fair enough, I can't argue with that.

>>14651828
>hypothetical pippa doesn't yab
>all the girls were completely different people
that's a stretch. you really just want to win this for internet smug points

>>14651885

>>14650693
>lag spike while she said what time she'll be on twitch until she goes to ending screen
Lia...