/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

you will never get close to your oshi, cumbud.

>>14336584
Not as I am now, but I've started doing some small vtubing streams to practice for when they open up auditions. I can imagine we'd all be in the same Discord server or something, and I'd be able to talk to her and get to know her better.

It's a pipe dream and probably won't happen, but I'm absolutely going to apply. Even if nothing comes of it, I can say I tried.

>>14336503
no, considering I'm an ESL and Cover would probably seek for candidates from English speaking countries

No, I'd unconsciously make antisemetic jokes on stream.

>>14336503
Let's do some JPreps and apply for holostars(JP), race is not an issue as long as Coco was in hololive.

No, I'd rather be a zero view.

>>14336584
Why not? We might collab one day

>>14336503
Your oshi will marry a non vtuber. Being a vtuber won't make her like you.

>>14336503
Keep this in mind, even if you somehow get in Gura will ignore you.

>>14336503
I couldn't be entertaining if my life depended on it

>>14336503
No, i care too much about my fandom

>>14339068
>Your oshi will marry a non vtuber.
yeah, me

Holostars EN will never happen because if one of the groomers like you manages to get in it will end up being a disaster for Cover.

>>14339397
To be fair you could use the same argument with the normal holostar auditions

>>14338974
>Why not? We might collab one day

>>14336503
Now that singing is over for EN, yeah

>>14336503
I have no singing talent, or any talent

>>14336503
No way, I wouldn't wanna be associated with the Hololive brand if I were a male chuuba. There's a lot of baggage that is brought with something like that

>>14336789
You do realize that Coco is actually asian, right? If I'm white born in South Africa, I'm still racially caucasian.

Fuck it, why not, could be fun being a chuuba. Don't even care about collabing with chuubas, just want to entertain.

No, it would be too painful being a haaton and being so close yet so very far. People would notice right away my favoritism as well. But maybe it wouldn't be too bad and pizza dad and me could chill.

>>14336503
No. I genuinely don't like having to interact with "normal people."

yes

>>14336503
No, cuz I'd rather watch losers than be one.

>>14336645
its always worth to try, even if the chance of them accepting you is 0.0001%

>needing a holostars

just watch vinesauce

It's just going to be their boyfriends

>>14336503
Sure, but I don't think the content I'd like to do would be interesting or approved by Cover.
I'd like to do cooking and baking streams, building lego, making plastic war models, growing plants, nature walk streams and showing off various plants, herbs, mushrooms and wildlife.

Holostars would be a disaster in EN, it'd be a shitshow of retards trying to get close to the girls to groom or harass them.
I'd try out just to provide a sane alternative

>>14336503
Yes. Not because I think that I'll get to interact with my oshi, because I almost certainly won't, but because Holostars is full of faggots and I will usher in a new era of manliness.

>>14346985
None of them have bfs

>>14336503
I don't have a good computer for streaming or running high performance games and I'm boring as shit and very racist.

>>14347229
Yeah with that content, you may as well be a 2viewer. Not really applicable for youtube algorithm

>>14346868
Bruh, who wants to watch a normie except normies?

>>14336503
already have

>>14341255
No, women can't be groomers tard

>>14336503
No because I fucking hate my voice

>>14336503
If they want Korone but he's an Anglo-American bro who can sing but not dance, sure. I coincidentally already own copies of a few of the retro games she has played. I hope I get the opportunity in a year or two.

>>14336645
Look at Kiara, she is ESL as hell.
Being ESL might even be a plus as you can pander to English speakers and those of your first language.

I want to be a hot anime guy.

I'm fluent enough in english to pass, and have a decent voice and know how to keep a tune too. I'd never be an interesting vtuber though, because in terms of the games I'd play, I would just play some jrpg on hardmode for 30 eight hour streams straight. I also don't watch holostars and don't want to be a hypocrite.

>>14336503
Nah no way. I'm a rager, I rage at videogames. I'd get cancelled in two months.

>>14336503
>holofags ignoring that there's about to be a NijimaleEN gen in a month or two
>holofags pretending that there will ever be a new Holostars anything

You have higher chances in getting close to a holo being a pro fps player.

>>14358416
And way higher as an anituber

Yeah but who wants to be a normie anituber? You'll just get unironically hated around here.

>>14358836
Fair point

>>14358836
>caring about what /vt/ thinks

>>14336503
I don't have what it takes to be a streamer but I'd actually love to be friends with the JP stars.

>>14358909
>>caring about what /vt/ thinks
I know Betani and Kiara does

I'm a professional wedding singer and I would absolutely try out if given the chance

>>14358949
Ye

no, because I don't play Apex

I would absolutely try out to be a homostar to romance kiara and chat privately with gura. Overwhelming YES

>>14336503
I don't think male vtubers could find a niche in the west. Anime isn't normal enough, male streamers get by being ugly and they wouldn't get much interaction with the girls anyway.

>>14359054
That is unironically true because normie audiences would find them relatable because they reflect their own audience.

>>14336503
I would certainly make an audition video but my Scots accent is so thick that I'm largely unintelligible to my friends IRL unless I make a concentrated effort to speak in a more standard english.
Might be fun acting up to all the stereotypes while retarded americans shower me in akas cause they're 1/83rd scottish

>>14359150
Post Vocaroo

>>14359187
gees a script

>>14336503
I would if i could, and have the abilities to actually bring something good to the table, but now is simply not the time
too much shit happening IRL on both local and global fronts plus personal and family issues notwithstanding, I can already tell that going for it now with all the baggage I carry would just end up in a disaster for all involved.

Damn shame, but such is the unfair imbalance shitty game we're all forced to play that is life. Just means that a potentially based as fuck all male VTuber won't be appearing soon, or probably never at all.

>>14359218
>got a question for you
>what's heavier, a kilogram of steel
>or a kilogram of feathers?
>That's right, it's the kilogram of steel
>because steel is heavier than feathers.

>>14359150
You know back when Pokemon sword and shield was out. The whole Scottish meme would have gotten you popular fairly quickly if you had signed up.

>>14359314
Limmys show was amazing , probably the last piece of quality entertainment to come out of Scotland before we went full hardcore left woke retard
https://vocaroo.com/175AZ760kik1

>>14359388
kek

>Become a holostar
>Move to Japan
>Get close to my JP senpais and meet Ui mama through them
>Eventually do an off-collab with her
>RAPEEEEEEEE!!!

>>14358416
You have more chances of dating them by being a fan

>>14359388
>https://vocaroo.com/175AZ760kik1
10/10 i'd get a membership

>>14359388
Your Rs are French wtf. I thought scottish R is rolled like in Spain.

>>14359477
Scotland has like 200 accents, mine is specifically an Ayrshire Drawl (imo one of the worst in the UK, second only to Fifers and london blacks)

>>14359218
>Purple Burglar Alarm
Roll those Rs

>>14359427
This is the real play. The Hologirls themselves are off-limits, but any Hololive-adjacent girls are fair game.

>>14359628
Anemachi here I come!!!

>>14359388
You've got my sub. I'm looking forward to your bagpipe ASMR streams.

>Join Holostars EN
>Become a 2view
>Stuck as an eternal side gig for the idolfag audience
>Other Hololive branches pretend you don't exist
>JP Stars barely interact because they've already said they don't want new debuts for a while
>Can't even collab outside the company because you have the same retarded management
What a deal!
Absolutely fucking not.
Better off being an indie or even just applying to NijiEN or a small company, where sure you'll be a 2view, but you won't be treated as a second-class citizen and you'll incline while the rest of the group does.

>>14359604
https://voca.ro/1iuZQrfy3lLo
Glaswegians sound way funnier

>>14359764
[spolier] I actually took piping lessons at school for a couple years, I'm shit and I don't have pipes anymore but I could probably still crack out a passable flower of scotland

I feel like you would be expected to do some gaybaiting

>>14357905
>have a decent voice
Post a vocaroo to prove it anon.

>>14359848
I am say4pay (I will say homo shit for money)

>>14336679
>unconsciously

>>14358836
You're already hated here anyway, so what will actually change?

>>14336503
Yeah, but I've never streamed or sung in my life.

>>14347229
Tbh I'd watch your stuff if that's what it is

>>14359848
I would do all the gaybaiting in the world if it meant i could sit on my ass all day and shower in money while playing videogames talking to myself

>>14359848
Easy, I'll just use double entendre phrases and not say no homo.

I posted a vocaroo in /asp/ once and was told I should do bfe. I'm gonna try streaming next year

Holofags seem way more realistic about the prospect of males compared to nijis

>>14360114
Simple anon. What will change is that its better to not be a normie than a normie. You may as well neck yourself if you are a normie.

>>14336503
I will, I wont make it but I'll try.

>>14360275
Same except i got told i could do little brother experience

I’m a spic ESL, and I can sing.
My chances are good if I learn Japanese enough to interact with the stars as an additional .
Also Temma love!

least delusional thread on /vt/

>>14347229
I’d love to watch that

Be honest anons, how realistic is it for me I’m an ESL with a heavy accent but that knows how to sing and cook and genuinely want to be an idol to make people happy?

>>14338974
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>>14354869
>Look at Kiara, she is ESL as hell.
Kiara's English is pretty much good as it gets, including how much most of us Brits mangle it. She sets out a pretty solid basis for what to do as an ESL. Speak clearly, confidently and avoid non-English word order. If you mumble and then do a stereotypical sentence structure switch around it is the worst. But a confident mostly clear speaker, can forget or take a second on some pronunciations and be fine.

>>14336503
I have no streamer talent except being at least decent at any video game but I'd sure as hell try and I'd for sure take vocal lessons since literally every Holo has to sing at some point

>>14361594
I'm just speaking for myself here, but I'm not turned off by thick accents so long as I can still understand your English. You won't know for certain until you try.

>>14361089
Because NijiENfags have never watched males before while HoloENfags at least understand the existance of Holostars

>>14361357
I remember your vocaroo
I'm rooting for you

>>14347229
I will watch you

Unless you're already streaming to a decent audience, no way theyre an EOP

>>14363753
what's a decent audience

>>14359054
>anime isn't normal enough
It's very mainstream these days, male vtubing less so. I don't think most people would be against watching one.
>male streamers get by being ugly
I actually checked some of the top male streamers (on Twitch by follow count according to socialblade iirc) and most looked fine or were attractive. Obviously there were ugly dudes, like in other entertainment, but more often than not attractiveness is only a positive.
>I don't think male vtubers could find a niche in the west
There's male indies without notable pre-existing audiences who can get hundreds in CCV, so I think there's already a niche.

>>14364169
>It's very mainstream
A normie might, might, watch a Ghibli movie and be aware some cartoon they watched as a kid as made in Japan. They don't watch anime though, and certainly don't want to watch some weeb pretend to be an anime boy.

>most looked fine
You should of given up at the first point but this is even weaker as it admits the main point. Girls streaming have to be good looking, guys can look like some random cunt off the street. There is no looks buff and no audience who find looking at a real guy streaming awkward. Unlike people look down on ethots but can stand female vtubers.

>notable pre-existing audiences
This is when you start arguing in an increasingly pathetic way that shit numbers are actually amazing. But even sadder you couldn't even suggest a niche cause they won't fill one that normal male streamers don't already so.

>>14362337
Thanks anon!

>>14336503
Yes, although I'm a literal nobody on the internet right now, I can animate and am told I have a good voice, and have hobbies that translate well to streams. That said streaming is a skill on it's own I don't have any experience with, but that hasn't stopped some big names from getting the job.

I think it's a big shot in the dark but I'd apply for sure, I mean for fucks sake you're getting paid to be an anime character

Love how this entire thread just ignores the fact that multiple holostar members, and even the holostar manager have gone on to say that they are completely uninterested in holostars EN.

>>14368491
You know what anon, something about the tone of your post leads me to believe that you don't actually love that.

>>14368491
But it has been mentioned, and this is mostly a what if scenario largely being met with negative replies

>>14359054

>>14368491
>EN makes Hololive MALES instead
kek homos would seethe.

>>14336625
B-based.... this anon has determination and power of will instead of the faggots complaining that their oshi is talking with males, I really hope you meet your Holo oshi and fuck her/start a relationship in the near future, rooting for you.

>>14368491
Well if they want their low numbers that's their business

Yes, and I'll make this my second outfit so you know it's me.

>>14368491
Gee, it's almost like it's a hypothetical scenario.

https://youtu.be/zrHkb8U8ID8?t=3m0s

>>14336503
No, even ignoring the fact I wouldnn't want to be a corpo I'd be a babi if I ever became a vtuber

>>14369049
It's more about how Holostars EN would completely outshine Holostars. They aren't stupid, they know the impact of what Myth did. If something similar happened to their branch, they know they would be completely pushed aside.

>>14369074
No joke i thought about making that outfit for my model too

>>14336503
yes and I'll be the one to initiate the final yab

>>14336503
>Would you tryout for Holostars EN?
This is synonymous with the question: "Are you gay?"

>>14347229
I'd like to watch and check that out anon wtf go for it

Reminder that no matter what you guys think, the only company that isn't scared of the potential of a EN male talent in their EN branch is Nijisanji.

>>14370307
What?
Other small companies have already started having males, and Holo and Niji are, afaik, the only JP companies with EN branches in the first place.
This makes no sense.

>>14370307
MyHoloTV and Tsunderia have debuted males already.

I remember that in their 1st audition they had to clarify that the audition was for both Hololive and Holostars. Maybe they didn't get good male candidates.

>>14364608
What niche do female Vtubers provide that female streamers don't? It's literally just girls streaming behind an uwu anime character

>>14336503
If I had a good enough computer to stream games I would. I probably wouldn’t make it though