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Why the hell are hag vtubers so sexually attractive? There should be nothing sexy about an older woman.

>> No.14282173

>>14282147
>There should be nothing sexy about an older woman.
faggot

>> No.14282184

>>14282147
>There should be nothing sexy about an older woman.
Wrong, fag.

>> No.14282199

>>14282147
>There should be nothing sexy about an older woman.
you must be 18 years or older to post on this site.

>> No.14282244

Because I am a couple of years from 30 years old and I don’t care for younger girls.

>> No.14282611
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>>14282147
Generally speaking young girls are literally retarded mentally and emotionally, so their only worth is their appearance, in contrast hags have mental and emotional maturity, but have biologically unappealing bodies the older they get (no baby = no attraction).
In chuuba form we get the perfect combo, looks like a cute young anime girl, but with a based hag personality. Simple as

If they looked like actual hags, ex. Coco Kanie (old version), you wouldn't see these retarded hagfags takeshi-ing up the board
t. miofa who wants to impregnate Mion with every fiber of his being

>> No.14282790
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Every man is a gambler at heart, I hold that the WILL to stick your cock in a 30+ year old woman and roll the dice on whether she's still fertile enough to be knocked up (this scales with age, you'd have to inseminate a 40 year old woman 50 times during her 6-day ovulation in order to guarantee impregnation, compared to 20 times for a 30 year old woman and 4 times for a 20 year old woman) and then there's the big "what if' your kid comes out retarded. Dare you spin the roulette, put the gun to your cock and see if you can make Mio Jr. that's normal and not a tranny or a freak?

>> No.14282943

>>14282147

Don't fight it, anon. Embrace the hags.

>> No.14283059
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14283059

>>14282147
Their dusty wombs are crying in pain, and (You)r throbbing member responds adequately to their call.

>> No.14283640

Ah yes, the young man realizing the attractiveness/sexual appeal of cougars

>> No.14283675

I just love how mature Fubuki and Mio sound like. It makes my dick hard.

>> No.14283680

On the contrary, looking at Chloe for example has just reminded me why hags are the only right choice.

>> No.14283716

>>14282611
based

>> No.14283921
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>>14283059
I like this.
>I CAN HEAR THE WOMB CALLING FOR ME!!!!

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14283966

LUI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WE CAN TRY FOR CHILDREN EVERYDAY

>> No.14284018

>>14283966
She's 61, no way she can produce eggs.

>> No.14284046

>>14282790
>put the gun to your cock
>not cock your gun and shoot inside her
One job

>> No.14284144

>>14283966
My sperm will reinvigorate her dusty womb. I BELIEB

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>>14284018
>that news story about the 50-something asian woman who had her eggs frozen, then inseminated, then implanted into her so she could give birth to another kid

Using the magic of science, anything will be possible soon enough.

>> No.14284211

They're sexy because you're sexually attracted to older women, there's really nothing else to explain here.

>> No.14284230

>>14282173
>>14282184
>>14282199
Feel for the abebait, line, hook and sinker.

>> No.14284307
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14284307

>>14283059
based wombposter

>> No.14284320

>>14282611
Mio actually kinda cute irl though. Asian women ageing well definitely helps the hag appeal.

>> No.14284371

>>14283966
Based Luichad, how can anyone not love this woman with the way she came out the gate straight up flaunting her hag energy?

>> No.14284415

>>14284371
It's just my opinion, but if an old woman could set up a computer to make a live stream with an anime girl avatar, that's already enough reason to fuck her

>> No.14284426

which one older, mio or botan

>> No.14284438

>>14282147
because as you get older, teens and early twenties start looking not too different from children

>> No.14284458

>>14282790
So it's fucking GACHA? Really hagniggers?!?!?

>> No.14285228

>>14284426
Botan is around 41-45 irl

>> No.14288040

>>14282147
Hags are when women are at their hottest

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