/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Remember,
No French.

pink cat CUTE

Silver!

Normally I post fanart to start the thread but a bunch of people did pics of the girls in wombo.art. Enough to cover the normal opening art dump and I think some of them look cool so have these instead. Here's Zen

When is the foxcock collab?

>>14094187
not on my watch

>>14094246
roughly 2 hours

How do I un-gosling myself?

>>14094224
Also I know nothing about wombo.art and I'm not endorsing it or anything. Just that there was enough of this shit in the tags to look at. I especially like this Mel the colors are really nice.

I can't wait for my oshi to have blessed moose therapy!

>>14094187
Remember no salt

>>14094246

2 hours, looks to be a good one

>>14094224
>that prompt
That's not how this shit works, you fucking subhuman retards who use that shitty ripoff app.
I'm triggered.

>>14094246
And we already had such a great collab today with Lumi and Mel

>>14094299
you can't

>>14094299
Remind yourself that Nyan looks like this IRL

>>14094299
A rope from a hardware store of your choice anon

brown cat good

>>14094355
I agree. Though the guy who did Zen is different from the one who did these others and I like how these turned out more. There's also another REALLY bad Mouse in her tag here. https://twitter.com/philmegrim/status/1467224424382357510

>>14094385
I would still love her if she could still communicate as well as she does on stream

>>14094437
I want Niganners to sit on my face

>>14094217
I don't see her being discussed here as often as the other girls, what gives?

>>14094360
Yeah we're being spoiled today.

>>14094481
I kept trying to think of why this looks so familiar to me and I finally fucking figured it out. This must be heavily based on Mouse's opening Twitch screen where she's standing at the edge of a cliff over a neon city. It looks cool.

Anyway here's Silver that I accidentally spoiled last thread.

>>14094299
Create a tulpa of your former self

i can't get mouse singing christmas songs ans saying "quickoly" instead of quickly out of my head, she's too cute

Reminder that AI images are trying to show you what the real world actually looks like. Your visual cortex adjusts in infancy to make it look the way you perceive it as an adult because of how unpleasant the natural stimuli is.

>>14094597

>weekend Frog shilling / shitposting / thread derailing
Oh yeah bros, we're back to normal. Bless this normalcy.

To be real, like most people I don't give a fuck about frogposting, just don't be dicks about it. Also, I'm not sure if the antifrogs are falseflaggers or what, but don't be dicks either. Don't like what someone else is talking about? Talk about something else. You are not required to respond to things you don't like. Just fucking ignore it. Talk about the cute Lumi / Mel collab this morning or the upcoming sure-to-be cute Anny / Haruka collab or whatever Mouse is going to do tonight. Also Zen is still on. There's lots of things to engage in other than other folks. Keep the thread comfy and cozy. Your bickering is not that.

>>14094331
>>14094293
Saruei Hivemind

When will this frog run out of FNAF fan games and shit?
She's scarfing down too much pizza

>>14094665
I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS
I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS
I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS
I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS
I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS

>>14094863
There's way too many FNAF games, theres even a new one coming out this month

>>14094710
give my meds back give my meds back give my meds back give my meds back

>>14094385
Just give me some of that Saya no Uta brain damage and I'll be alright

>>14094481
>those thicc thighs

it knows

https://twitter.com/CDawgVA/status/1467284333098848257

Anybody know who the hell Connor is talking about?

>true form nyanners will never wrap you up in a suffocating silk cocoon (freshly made) and hang you from the ceiling of her cavern
why even live

>>14094863
I bet this artist has done at least one Hime fetish image.

>>14094510
she's one of the less popular girls and also she isn't live at the moment

>>14094481
They are all bad because the people making them probably just write "make me an ironmouse image lmao" or give it an initial image based on actual fanart. That obviously doesn't work unless the AI has been fed with Ironmouse images and can relate the word "ironmouse" to them, so you get weird shit instead.
Also wombo is a shit app that literally stole the code from the based guys who released this shit for everyone to try for free but that's my personal issue and has nothing to do with this.

>>14094510
Mostly genshin streams the last week and they aren't much to talk about. Love her though

And finally here's one of Haruka. Anyway schedule time. Currently live:

Zen - Playing, you guessed it, more Halo Infinite multiplayer. https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya

For some +'s on there's Techy who's just hanging out right now, Chibidoki who's Minecrafting it up, Kon Zetsu who's playing FF7 Remake, Takahata who's also playing Halo Infinite, and Wolfychu who held onto a surprising number of the viewers from the double Mel + Lumi raid and is still playing Pokemon. As for later today:

Mouse - Presumably. Nuzlocke if she can get it working. Otherwise something else.
Anny - Haruka collab in Escape Simulator. Unsure if Haruka will stream it but it definitely sounds like Anny is.

Everybody else is dead / endwalker'd / taking the weekend off. Enjoy

>>14094829
To be fair, it wasn't "frogposting" itself this time, but some dramafag instigating shit over some petty artist drama.

>>14095038
Think he's just vagueposting about annoying one-uppers on Twitter (and in general.)
If you say you only got 4 hours of sleep there's always some faggot like "I wish I could get 4 hours of sleep. You wouldn't last a day in the marines."

>>14095090
God i hope so

>whining about HI's melee system
Zen, we know you play Destiny 2, it has the worst melee in any FPS.

What is your go-to vsj+ girl to fall asleep to? I usually find an old Nyan vod and her comfy voice puts me right to sleep.

>>14094510
A lot of us love Silver, it's just that thread discussion size seems to reflect the popularity of the streamer. Nyan, Mouse, and Vei are talked about the most and are the biggest names in VShojo. Mel, Silver, Zen, Froot, and Hime get talked about a lot less. Just how it is. She does tend to get talked about a lot more while streaming tho.

>>14095271
>that little bit of red under her skirt
AI knows too much

>>14095372
Anny.

>>14095359

>>14095306
Nah, the faggot who keeps mentioning OP and the "omit Saruei" thing is the same faggot who always starts shit. He was the one who made those OPs. The usual OP-bro didn't. He basically works both sides to try to cause as much shit as possible. Still, glad to have this instead of the annoying bullshit of the last couple of weeks.

>>14095372
I don't fall asleep to streams because I'm deathly afraid of waking up to either my PS5 or laptop overheating

>>14095359
I think she's just too used to old Halo's melee system, which has obviously been changed significantly.

>>14095372
>to fall asleep to?
Just because of the timeslot, Aethel.
I imagine Anny would be great but she goes live too late for me to catch her usually.

Maybe not + but Hiiragi Yuu's streams are really easy to fall asleep to. Damn near cuts straight through my insomnia with that voice.

>>14095543
See, it's perfectly balanced.

>>14095581
Meds

>>14095372
I wish I had a reliable go-to honestly. Mousey and her alerts are too distracting even though I usually watch her up until I'm ready to fall asleep. Nemu or Layna are the ones I usually watch now that Silver is a normie-hours streamer.
If nobody else is on I put on an old Mel chatting vod because I think she has the comfiest voice and is good at rambling about nonsense so I don't get too invested in the topic and wake myself up.

>>14095372
Unfortunately most of them are ruined by alerts for me

>>14095738
as all things should be...

>>14095642
You can set a stream to "audio only" on mobile, doesn't get hot at all.

Mousey is live!
https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse

>>14095581
The "working both sides" thing is a heavy stretch, but you're not wrong that there's at least one faggot trying to instigate shit due to some past vendetta gainst Saru or whatever the fuck his problem is.
As always though, just ignore that kinda faggotry, especially because loners like that are very easy to ignore, compared to like 10+ people raiding a thread like in the past days.

>>14096018
LETS GOOOO

>>14095858
i mean it doesn't get temperture hot. but if you wake up to melody or snuffy stream it might get hot in other ways.

I am just now realizing I forgot to write a new OP for this thread lmfao. I must've forgotten to delete the previous thread's text, looked at it again later and assumed I'd written something new, and then never bothered to read it.

Anyway have a nice piece of art my bad.

>>14095722
Applestand is usually pretty comfy but i'm deathly afraid of him screaming out of nowhere, happened once or twice while i was trying to fall asleep already.

>>14095372
I've fallen asleep watching Mouse a few times, mainly because its so late my time. And finding myself about 3 raids deep when I wake up.

>>14095581
Bunnysperg, Sarusperg, and Veischizo are all the same guy

>>14096178
What about Silversperg?

>>14096187
No such thing

>>14096187
That actually 2 kids in a trenchcoat

>>14095372
I prefer waking up early with less sleep and watching anny while I sip my morning coffee

>>14096018
please tell me she's not playing with connor today

>>14096247
Its set to just chatting so I'm hoping for some chill and youtube vids again

>>14096178
Bunnysperg is in jail
Veischizo is a chaiwanese expat
Sarusperg once busted a fat one to her old face cam art streams and has never gotten over the shame, which leads him to shitpost

They're 3/4 of the horsemen of this general

>>14095372
We don’t have any relaxing pluses outside of layna. All the girls are too loud or funny to sleep to for me. Need more asmr chuubas in the orbit.

>>14096247
she usually puts in the schedule when Connor is showing up to at least somewhat combat the amount of people who spam her with WHERE MONKE

>>14096360
kek based

>>14096300
She said yesterday if she couldn't do Pokémon Nuzlocke today she'd probably do a fanart showcase or play a horror game.

>>14096018

>>14096360
it seems I am more alike sarusperg than I thought...

you have to eat it

>>14096606
looks like an anime OP screen

>>14096472
>Mouse
>Nuzlocke
oh no...

>We don’t have any relaxing pluses outside of layna
I disagree, Layna, Anny, Snuffy and Techy (stretching the + a bit) are all really chill.

>>14096627
Gross Mousey, why would anyone eat the burned rice at the bottom of the aluminum pot.

>>14096606
This makes me feel things

>>14096708
>Techy (stretching the + a bit)
I think anyone who got into the Minecraft server can be safely considered a +

>>14096724
you dont say shit about pegao, coño

>>14096724
How dare you, Cucayo/Pegao is fucking delicious if done right

>>14096809
LET'S GOOOOO

Wait isn't mousey VR supposed to be this weekend?

>>14096708
Snuffy is chill, but she is not ASMR chill

>>14096606
This screen looks awesome, was it taken during the VRChat stream? I haven't had the time to watch it yet.

The mouse hath arrived

>>14096912
She'll be able to as of this weekend, don't think she had any plans to actually use VR on stream yet.

>>14096961
Its a small edit as the bubbles where empty but yeah

she's back in the jaws of the beast

>>14097038

>>14097046
I thought this was a gecko zen picture from the thumbnail so I'll be doing that now

>>14097101
Thank god you said that because I was about to do the same

>>14097101

>>14096708
Anny and techy can get loud unexpectedly, not got for sleeping. Snuffy is as loud as the girls on average. She’s like nyan in that streams can be relaxing but they have to set that tone explicitly.

>>14097061
ITS EATING HER ALIVE

>>14097101
Gecko Zen is Mariah Carey's final form.

Geez, I've not heard anyone mention Hanson since I was a kid.

>>14097171
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
IS Y-

>>14097140
rest in peace River ):

>>14097137
Gussy

>>14097288

>>14096708
Haruka CAN be extremely relaxing if she's doing one of her cozy just chatting streams when she's sleepy.

>>14097140
>>14097263
What other time will I have a reason to post this picture of my wife's gecko character

>>14097403
that stream she did at like 30 minutes to midnight in [the midst of it all] was insanely comfy, she didnt raise her voice once

>>14097101

>>14097554
and then chat ruined it

What the fuck is mouse is singing

>>14097367
what in gods name

>>14097711
Gods in his heaven

Speaking of ASMR, Layna is live.

>>14097667
Nightmare Before Christmas songs. Fucking up some of the lyrics on purpose but they're about 80% accurate

>>14097620

Didn't Mousey said she was gonna take the weekend off to set up the new PC?

>>14097046
>>14097620
I'm confused, what did you change?

>>14097839
Nightmare Before Chrissomas*

>>14097939
Sunday, not the full weekend

>>14097838
i think i'll join him to escape whoever drew that

>>14097367
here's another one that's VERY rarely posted
https://files.catbox.moe/ysfwes.png

Speaking of weird Zen art this was posted 10 minutes ago

>>14098001
I'll be honest i was expecting that nyan when you least expect it pic.

I have that but don't post it for the obvious reasons

Ah, I see Mouse still hasn't fixed the green screen on that gift box

>>14098001
>https://files.catbox.moe/ysfwes.png

>>14098246
I'm sure it was a mistake the first time but this time it's just intentional since she's stacking Christmas decorations.

>>14098001

>>14096724

{runs straight for the chancla shelter} if you want to die there are easier ways then to get mauled by rabid bouricas

>>14097620
All I want for Christmas is Gecko Zen.

>>14098130
Reminds me of the anny that rikku drew in this pic

>>14098552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>>14098900
Anny's feet are nicely drawn for such a shitpost
>drawn by Rikku
ah, now it makes sense

>>14099094
I was waiting for this

>>14099094
Hey! Drop it! Drop it! Put he- put that down! Dooown!

>>14099094

>>14099094

>>14099166
Only saw your first sentence and was about to say "anon, it's by rikku", but I see you already understand

>>14099094
Everytime Mouse gets a new model, her old ones get eaten up by the catfrog

>Mouse's mom came into the room to ask what the fuck she was talking about
lmfao

>>14099094
mouse would probably be into this

Mouse's wheezy raspy laugh brings me so much happiness.

>>14098001
>>14097367
Here you go guys, the gecko getting dicked down

>>14099559
The wrong cat anon

>>14094829
https://twitter.com/jdotkdot5/status/1467195094495375364
I didn't give a shit about it either but now I side with France.

>>14099526
I just realized how weird it must be to have this girl in the other room just singing Disney songs, showtunes and anime songs for hours at full volume with no music every day

Zen simping for birthday penguin!
What a cute crossover

>>14099719
Im surprised that in my year of watching Mouse this is the first time I've heard of her mom coming in to her room to be like "what the fuck are you talking about"

Ironmom is just more confused now. 8k people watching her daughter sing from a box.

And then she turned into a present.

Funniest fucking thing I've ever seen

>>14099853
Apparently Nightmare Before Christmas is where she draws the line.

>>14099853
She was singing about Santa needing to prepare his anus so that would probably do it

>>14099853
She was ostensibly ranting about tits, cocks and orgasms for an hour straight without stopping

>>14100002
Nightmare Before Christmas is really the Puerto Rican bible

>>14099719
Yeah, she goes into 2+AM most nights
Only way it makes sense to me is if her room's got lots of soundproofing and/or she's on the opposite end of the house to her parent's bedroom

Otherwise I don't see how Mouse could do it, she'd think she's being too annoying

>>14099714
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Québécois

>>14100141
>I'm on the other side
Damn I called it

>>14100141
>she's on the opposite end of the house
Oh shit she just confirmed that lol

>>14100274
>>14100330
Location confirmed. Operation start.

>>14099808
cute

>>14099932
Moose milk

>>14100224
How about fighting zide by zide weeth a +?

>>14099808
I never watched her, only saw the failed/falseflag threads about her being "the gura killer" /here/. She kinda cute.

>>14100449
Another accidental reply, why am I like this

According to Haruka's latest Discord post everything seems to be on track for the collab tonight

Chris M.S.

>>14100224
I'm not sure when else I'm supposed to post this

>>14100622
of what?

>>14100763
Frequently, that's when.

>>14100763
God I wish that was me

lmfao

Home Alone 1 & 2 are both just as shitty as the movies which came after them.

>>14100463
I could do that, ay

I wonder if theres a remake of the home alone house in VRchat... that could be funny.

>"this is supposed to be christmas songs, why would I put I Will Survive in here?"
>"uhhh...?"
>sings it anyway

Awesome, now I have something to listen to while donating plasma.

>>14100224
>Québécois
Not exactly.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1211202594?t=01h22m57s

>>14100763
He'll always be one of my favorite actors.

>>14101041
Shoutout to the christmas homeless

>>14101049
I fucking hate being a Bong, there's like 3 places in this whole shitshow of a country that you can even donate.

>>14101041
Shrek is a classic Christmas movie

>>14101194
Just use that EU freedom of movement to move to another country

>>14100962
Love blossoming on the battlefield!

A true Mouse of culture.

>>14079137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84qznXSNsRE

>>14101544
I have never seen this image before, and I'm impressed.

>>14101194
Mate where do you stay in a fucking caravan?

There's like 3 separate places just here in Glasgow that take plasma

certified gamer moment
https://twitter.com/zentreya/status/1467307932157190145?s=20

>>14101127
Thanks for reminding me I need to go back and listen to that stream with headphones

>>14101786
This doesn't seem that impressive desu

>>14101702
its so fucking cool and stylized, artist should be proud of how much Mouse likes it

>>14101568
CAN YOU DIG IT?!

>>14101860
let her have her moment anon

Mouse said
>Did you know?!
and I autocompleted it in my brain with the FFXIV copy pasta, goddamn it

>>14101806
Its some pretty good fap material, bless the coomer on the youtube vid who put the timestamps

>>14102094

Women never forgive or forget. Mouse is never going to let Connor live down the breathing tube incident.

>>14102324
Soon she'll be breathing his tube

We're just going to sleep on "best friend"? Or is it because she puts everyone in the categories of "best friend" and "not best friends yet"?

>>14102094
Nyan was really hyperactive about playing Endwalker the other night and I still cannot understand why. FFXIV has no appeal beyond memes

>>14102324
there was that other time where there was some piece of equipment that started beeping and he said something like
>what is that, a bomb?
lmfao

>>14102434
The last few streams have been filled with the dere side of the relationship. A lot less tsun during the holidays.

Oh god mouse is so happy bros.

>>14102434
I mean it was pretty obvious but I did think it was pretty cute

>>14102434
what do you expect to happen? apparently connor and nyan are mouse best friends, nobody cares

any love for Layna Lazar here?

She streaming Lost in Random rn.

>>14102448
My personal favorite was when she said his lack of oxygen was causing his idiocy, and he came back with 'you're on pure oxygen, what's your excuse?'

>>14102621
She's uh, pretty medicated.

>In the meadow we can build a penis and pretend that it is zzz.....

Mouse...

>>14102680
hell yeah, I have her on with Mousey as a bgm

...the snowman is the priest.

>>14102814
Very medicated, small vtuber for fun, please undastand uwu

>>14102705
if there is a clip of that I will cum

>>14102705

>>14102814
oh FUCK

>>14099526
did mouse mute or do we have a clip of ironmami?

>>14102680
Layna's pretty great, although I haven't seen much of her stuff. Her cozy streams with Silver have been nice.

>>14102680
i can follow 2 at once and i'm waiting for the foxmoose date for the free monito

>>14102440
She's a huge FF nerd. FF14 has so much fanservice and it allows you to self insert. It's pretty much a dream game for her,

>>14102434
It's been said like two or three times before. Connor has said it himself even.

>>14102920
she muted
>>14102955
kek

>>14102920
She muted without telling anyone so chat was panicking for like a minute because they thought she'd done it by mistake until she came back

>>14102955
>the crucifix
holy fuck

>>14102955
kek

>>14102955
She's certainly winning my heart.

>>14102257
Can all of Heavensward content be done at level 60? I tried playing a long time ago, but then quit after getting 3 months in advance and only spending like one weekend on it. I have a lot more free time now but I probably won't pay for any content now unless I get really invested first since there's so much on the radar and so much being offered for free these days.

i just noticed thhat even the lights are greenscrened, she's so cute

>>14103220
Yes, everything within that expansion. Raids, savage content, story, side quests, all of it.

90% chance you won't even make it to Heavensward if you can't get invested, the stuff before that can be a slog even after they squished it down.

>I’m only bald where it counts

>>14103220
Yeah shouldn't be an issue HW is all deigned at level 60.

Plus they made efforts for people to be able to progress the MSQ faster to catch up with other players.

>>14103619
Pubefags absolutely btfo

>>14103690
>>14103619
How new

lmao, anny went love on not_anny first on accident

sex fox live

>>14103619
Is that fucking Nick Saban?
Red Raider anon, you gotta calm down

>>14103872
It begins

>>14103841

IT'S HAPPENING

btw annymoose time
https://www.twitch.tv/anny

>>14102955

oh my god this is so cute already

>>14103965
Wow I finally get to catch an Anny stream.

Moose make the happy
Anny make the happy

>>14104114
wheres the full image anon

>>14102908
I'll keep an eye out, but I guarantee nothing.

>>14103965
An annymoose stream? I wonder who it could be

How is the moose so pro at the money pump

>oh no my dad heard me talk about nihilism
>starts singing about balls

>>14104445
she enters an autistic sports commentator trance

>>14104431
kek

>this McDonald's bit
The serotonin hitting fast and furious

happy fox noises

>I refuse to play the game until we hit level 5
lmao

there's not a lot of overlap with anny it seems, if she get in she can gain quite a lot ofviewers

The mad moose done it

Momo just birthed a dragon baby live on stream
I think we all know what that means

>I guess that's the end of the collab
Wouldn't even be a bad stream if it was

They immediately end stream and Anny forks over 25% of the hype train

>hype train ends
>"Welp I guess that's the end of the collab!"

>>14104845
mine are restored as well

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HER CHANNEL'S NAME IS JUST ANNY HOW WAS THAT NOT TAKEN

>>14105235
they're not even talking about anything they're just laughing and having fun

>>14105246
used to be annytf but I think you have to ask for 4 letter names and I guess nobody did?

>>14105246
it was for many years, only recently did that name become available again

>show up on someone else stream
>hold the game hostage for bank
>refused to elaborate
>ends the stream and leave

>>14105312
HUEAGH, bitch.

>>14105292
Inactive usernames are recycled every ??? so Anny just grabbed it with the name change option when it was available

>If the world was ending, I would spend it with Haruka
I want them both /in/

THEY BOTH SAID THEY'D WANT TO HANG OUT IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING

best autistic couple on twitch

I like Anny and Haruka so far haven't seen much of them, but I fail to see how they fit into Vshojo's general aesthetic if that makes sense.

>Anny: If the world was ending, I'd spend it with Haruka.
W-Wait, but she's spending time with Haruka RIGHT NOW!

>>14105563
Ah, yes, I see what you mean

I feel like I'm going to cry at the end of this collab

kek there's a hype train on haruka's channel rn

>You will never get to relax in Anny's VIP seating.
why live

>>14105563
If by aesthetic you mean "open degeneracy" then you'll see why Anny fits in within the hour

Haruka is the seiso chaser after the VShojo shot

Holy shit, since when was Haruka such a fucking chad? I always though she was comfy moose, not a turn your legs to spaghetti caribou

>>14105712
this desu, Anny feels the most like a VShojo to me of any +, and not just an eternal friend of the group

>>14105712
Haruka does have a lot of energy, rivaling Nyan and Zen with the crazy content she can come up with

>>14105686
This moose has some quality fans

It's kinda weird to see anny's chat at these hours.
I'm used to seeing gayge spam and kissaweeb in the morning, not late night.

>>14105766
She has such a booming voice, that's probably part of it.

>>14105563
vshojo has a general aesthetic? What unites Nyanners, Froot, Zen, and Hime?

they're not getting out of the first room are they

I know streaming takes 10 points off your IQ but damn, anny.

>>14105815
>the most VShojo
I mean I'd still say Snuffy is more VShojo-esque but Anny would definitely be a close second.

>>14105908
Probably the best example of the streamer being reflected in the chat.

>>14094385
So you can use reddit faggot

always thought it was kinda weird how Haruka doesn't really announce collabs a lot of the time though

>>14106042
Sluts. Especially Zen.

>>14106575
Well she announced it an hour beforehand on her Discord, if that counts
She really didn't. Just said she'd move event night back a night because she'd only be able to handout with people for an hour if it was tonight.

>>14106555
Anon what the fuck are you talking about

>>14106722
Perfect

>>14106780

Haruka already hard carrying Anny, as expected

>>14103613
>>14103683
Tried to set it back up and am tempted to just not try again because apparently you can't get the level 60 free account if you previously paid for any version of the game. It wants me to renew a subscription instead.

Japanese companies have super fucked up and inconvenient terms of service for video games.

>>14106869
hnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

>>14106722
I had a dream last night when Zen was sucking off a dude live on stream (not a guy vtuber, but an actual dude in the same room). You could see Zen holding onto invisible thighs while bobbing her head back and forward, then leaning her head back as if the dude was slapping her with his own cock and then ejaculating on her face.
Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

>>14107102
Squenix and Steam versions are actually separate, so you can probably use whichever one you didn't before.

>>14107310

>>14106869
I fucking hope she at least has the tan as a toggle
>69
nice

>>14107319
NTA but are they? I used the steam version six months ago and the instructions on the steam version were to set up a squenix account and subscription on mogstation.

>>14107310
based department? this guy right here

>>14107310
Earlier this week, I had a dream that Silver was playing Pokemon and asking me to go down on her.
Thing is, before I could, she became Mouse, and wouldn't let me eat her out or kiss her lips.
I wondered why, but then I remembered "Oh, right, germs..."
Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

>>14107310
I would bust a fat nut to that doujin

Anny big dumb

we're never getting that Mario Party collab are we...

>>14107310
>>14107659
how do you anons manage to dream of the waifus
I rarely ever dream and when I do it's usually some nonsensical shit that has no relevance to anything

>>14107310
I actually had a dream the other day but I barely remember it. All I remember is Nyanners was there and it ended in the shittiest, grimiest bathroom I've ever seen, which feels appropriate.

>>14107837
I totally forgot about that

>>14107877
Stop drinking, smoking, doing any drugs, and masturbating.
NEVER stop watching streams. Watch them every waking moment.
Guarantee you that you'll dream of VTubers

>>14107837
Sadge. The last collab these four had was one of the best streams of the year.

>mfw watching this

holy shit they almost got the answer by complete accident

>>14107394
Literally how I felt when I woke up.
I had the strongest, hardest morning wood since my early teens.

>>14107877
High libido and the content of the Vshojos (or +'s) absorbing a big part of your day,

hey everybody regular OP here i've got to be a responsible adult and do some crunch to ensure I get the rest of the year off so someone else will need to get the next thread.

How come you guys have these cool ass dreams meanwhile I just dream about my high school ex finally talking to me and sometimes also beating up my deadbeat brother

>>14108548
aight gl op

>>14108548
If the annybou collab is still going, I will happily make a new thread when this dies.
Good luck OP

>>14108590

>>14107319
I wound up just scrubbing the old account with a new email and password, but then I had to download the launcher outside of Steam and add it as a non-Steam game because even if I log in with the account I made outside of Steam through the Steam version of the launcher, it tells me my subscription has expired.

>>14107478
Older free versions automatically got updated to the level 60 Heavensward versions when they became available. I had bought the full game and paid for a 3 month subscription in 2017 and you can't "downgrade" to a free account if you ever gave money to Squeenix and Steam won't give you the free version launcher through the store if you bought the game, which it apparently detects when you try to launch it through Steam normally. As a non-Steam game launched through Steam, it's working "fine."

If they for some reason have personnel who are paid to spend time being assholes and see my email is being reused for a free account and try to get me to subscribe again, they can just sudoku deez nuts.

>>14108819

holy fuck I thought that was an earthquake

>>14108027
only thing I do out of the things you mentioned is masturbate, and even then I'm getting conflicting opinions as per >>14108471

>>14109006
oh god why did you remind me that video is so sad
>chat im scared!

>>14109006
there was another on stream one the other day, feel like that shit would get annoying

>>14109009
Uhhhh then workout and get tired to get a good night's sleep. Idk

this is a really cool stream collab game

>>14109122
I liked Connors better.
>Oh. Oh, that's a big earthquake. Oh shit. We're good, we're good. Oh this is big. Alright we're good.

>>14109009
Masturbating will prevent waifu dreams. The chemicals that get released when you coom satiate the part of your brain that would make you coom with you're waifu in a dream.

Multitasking while streaming can also be an issue, you pretty much have to devote yourself to watching streams and vods with no distractions for hours a day.

>>14109156
that doesn't sound very helpful but not sure what I was expecting
guess I will never know what pregnant lactating smilfy looks like

>>14109009
I'm hypersexual, I have sexual thoughts quite frequently, even mastubating calms me down for half an hour at most, so cooming doesn't really prevent me from having wet dreams.

>>14109814
If masturbating is the only thing they're doing and they're still not getting wet dreams, they're gonna have to stop masturbating to try and get them. Most people can't fap and still get regular wet dreams, you filthy coomer.

>>14109814
I'm fairly sure I am hypersexual too, but I honestly can't remember the last time I even had a wet dream of any kind
I'm starting to think my issue might have more to do with my brain refusing to remember dreams or something like that

>>14110043
You can try and improve your dream memory by keeping a dream journal. If you wake up and you can still kinda remember some of the dream try just keeping still and running over the details in your mind as much as you can before fully getting up and recording it. Could do it with audio recordings too if that helps. Used to do this when I was experimenting with lucid dreaming and it helped a lot.

>>14109908
I'm pretty sure you can still have sex dreams without it being a wet dream

I wouldn't know 'cause I don't have dreams
But I'm fairly certain

>>14110043
Every time you wake up after a sleep with dreams, you have around 1 minute untill the dreams vanish from your memories. You need to quickly make mental notes (or even physical ones like a diary or something) so that they get burned into your brain.

>>14110251
Sex dreams are pretty common for me. A perk of being a coomer.

>>14110251
Well, technically, yes, but cooming still decreases libido and you're much less likely to have a sex dream, wet or not, if your libido is low.

>>14110520
You just get to have your cake and fuck it, too, don't you.

>>14110043
>>14110312
I have very vivid dreams and can sometimes remember them for days.

It's actually super unpleasant if it's an unsettling dream and sometimes I don't even feel rested after waking up if something mentally exhausting was happening in the dream.

damn anny keeps solving shit by accident in every room

>>14110758
>if something mentally exhausting was happening in the dream
I once had a dream where a serial killer was chasing down a pregnant woman at night in an abandoned factory. Once he caughter her, he repeatedly stomped on her pregnant belly, started stabbing her viciously and enden up cutting up her womb and pully out the baby. He then crushed the baby with his foot,
Needless to say, I woke up feeling absolutely devastated and exhausted.

>>14110844
This is ruining all my plans of getting trapped on a desert island forever with cute fox, she'll just find a way off accidentally.

>>14111012
When I remember my dreams, they're always in first person regardless of what's happening.

Though I would have been trying to stop him if that's what was happening and would have probably still felt tired when I woke up. I don't get nightmares often because when things start getting unpleasant I get some kind of semi-lucid autonomy and try to intervene, but I frequently won't realize I was dreaming until after I wake up despite feeling like I was actually in the situation and altering events as if it were real life.

>>14111012
what the fuck had been going through your mind to generate a dream like that

>>14111313
NTA, but I've gotten some equally fucked up shit after playing lots of violent video games or watching intense anime or cartoons.

>>14111313
I think I was reading about chinese torture methods, one of them included cutting up the womb and pulling out the baby while the mother was still alive.
The dream playing out like a horror movie was probably because I watched some series I can't remember.

The sexual tension between them... is very hot, I might've gotten a slight chub
https://twitter.com/Merrydawg/status/1464195364588863520

>>14109475
Would edging before sleeping increase or decrease the probability of a wet dream in this case?

As a mathfag, I hate puzzle game streams. I can figure out what the likely method to finding a solution is and get annoyed when it's not readily obvious to the streamer.

>>14111878
Maybe. It might just backfire and make it super hard to sleep at all.

she's so fuckin cute bros
https://streamable.com/y8ugwa

>>14112022
This is me but with any challenge in any game ever

>>14112022
Same, but I'm enjoying how anny can eventually just stumble into the answer.

>>14112201
Just click the heads, how is Froot not pred yet?

>>14112201
>>14112375
It's almost funny how quickly Selen's otherwise hilarious personality becomes completely insufferable when she's playing a game she sucks at even though she acts the exact same. She's funny when she's mogging scrubs, but when she's struggling, you just want her to wipe that fucking smirk off her face.

>>14112145
Bug!
Her thinking face is so cute

>>14112483
nah I think she says "Pog!" at the end
but yeah you can see the gears turning in her head lol, so cute

>>14112022
It's worth a shot, I guess. Wish me luck in my quest for smilfy milkers

>>14112543
You’re right I forgot to account for the slav

Which /vsj+/ girl gives the best kisses

>>14112664
probably silver

Buttplug.

>>14112664
Mouse, because there's always a chance it's the last.

>>14112708
fwens :)

>>14111878
I just grind against my mattress while imagining lewd/sex scenarios in my head, I usually fall asleep in the middle of it while I'm still horny

>>14094057
Hey, loading up my iPad now. Which Vshojo clips should I show my psychiatrist?

>>14113158
https://youtu.be/0lxYLFtapok

>>14113158
The Nyanners bidet speech from her new model VRChat debut.

>>14112664
Saruei. She's french.

>>14113158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-v6morbFMM

>>14113705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdVrdtGZliI

>>14113563
>I'm not strong enough...... Come to the Kia sales event! This fall!

>>14113925
lmfao

>>14112664
Just because I know Vei's got them big ol' lips I'll say her

The dumb Smoge meme in anny’s chat always gets me