/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She down bad for that dick.

Obviously nijisanji is on a lower standard than hololive, but she barely gets 250 subs per day. She's crawling along, she's got the slowest sub-growth of her entire branch. That's a pretty objective measure

>>13767806
agree

objectively? no. especially since virtual youtubing includes skit making tubers like Kizuna and the old guards.

>>13767843
This

If she's so bad why does she live rent-free in Holofriends' heads 24 hours a day? Usually when things are bad I do my best to avoid them, yet not a day goes by that one of them doesn't attempt yet another sad excuse for a bait thread with her picture in the OP.

Pomu is easily one of the most entertaining vtubers out there. She is a lot of fun to watch and listen to. I don't know how anyone could have a hateful bone in their body towards the Pomski

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>>13769374
She's very fake and dishonest person anon.
She talks about having a boyfriend on stream, and the very next day is doing coomerbait GFE stuff. I think she doesn't even understand why people don't like her. She is constantly donation baiting and is terrible at games.

I love Pomu.
Post your favorite, OP. So we can judge your shit taste.

>>13769592
>She talks about having a boyfriend on stream
When did this happen?

>>13769592
But I thought you said she was a raging dyke who hates men?

>>13769651
during the mario stream she mentions having a male roommate, oh but it totally isn't her boyfriend lololol

>>13769616

Pomu is shit too

This is one of my fav new Pomus

>>13769592
I don't care about her personal life you dolt. I'm not an obsessed faggot like you. I like watching her streams, that's it. I don't have unrealistic fantasies about anime women you pathetic retard.

This is now Pomu General

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>>13769859
she's got soul https://streamable.com/tk88ba :)

>>13769859
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH CUNNY OSHI

>>13769592
Holobronies cannot fathom the thought of watching a vtuber for reasons other than wanting to date or fuck them.
Is that really the sad state of their company that they can't even imagine a female being entertaining?

>>13769879
Based. HoloEN would never allow this kino banter. They're too sterile and don't know how to be fun

>>13769859
I like Pomu bait threads, even with all the shitposts we get more actual Pomu posting than the Lazulight general which is nothing but
>I love Finana!
>These girls are so cute together!

>>13769943
ok but if you're having a boyfriend, why are you doing sexual teasing and GFE? that's dishonest

Your oshii

>>13769879
I've rewatched that at least 5 times and it still makes me laugh. however, I would hate to support someone like that; they would annoy the shit out me real quick.

>>13769968
She's too naturally sexy, she literally cannot help it

>>13769966
Be the change you want to see anon

>>13770021

Kys

>>13770028
no she's not, she's ugly, that's probably why she's doing this

>>13770021
2bf, that was the only stream she was like that, it was because she had wagie rage from her IRL office job that day (which she's leaving after this week)

>>13769943
That's literally why they watch Hololive, the idol vtuber agency. In Nijisanji it's okay to have a BF. Pomu doesn't have to hide him if she doesn't want to

>>13770076
No YOU'RE ugly, stoopiiiiid

>>13769968
So? Are you still at the age where you need life lessons and role models?

>>13770125
What she's doing is very dishonest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNeNY0wXm3Q&t=15311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNeNY0wXm3Q&t=21765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNeNY0wXm3Q&t=23040

She keeps trying to refer to her roomate as "they" but then slips up and says "him" a few times. And even nina says "him"

>>13770198
All me btw

>>13770219
I didn't realize I could subconsciously post from a different place on earth

>>13770198
I know you're just a threadwatcher, but she's talked about her multiple roommates on stream before. Not sure why this is anything new.

>>13770198
Cool

>>13767841
*clit

>>13770198
You're the same faggot polluting the NijiEN thread. Everyone's already told you to take your meds. Why aren't you listening?

>>13770266
the third clip makes it clear this is one person she's talking about not multiple people

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>>13770091
suuuure

>>13769859
Cummie oshi.

>>13770326
We actually make these bait threads specifically to keep them out of our general, and it works miraculously well

>>13770412
stop using my oshi for shitposting

>>13770510
if she's your oshi, you're a cuck, I hope you accept that

>>13767806
I rememer her breasts being bigger

>>13770538
I'm her bf so it's ok :)

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>>13770579
That's Porno Sexpuff

>>13770065
relax, pomu. it's was just my honest opinion.
>>13770125
>okay to have a BF
good luck with disclosing that to your audience. even the top twitch thots know that is a retarded move.
assuming hololive disallowing their talent from boyfriends is also shit rrat when there are evidence to the contrary.

>>13770626
she sex-bait her audience while having a boyfriend, is dishonest and it's wrong.
She's done fake-crying for donations before so this type of scummy thing is not above her

Why has this shithole of a board has turned on Pomu? A few months ago she was unanimously. now there's a Pomu anti thread on the catalog at any given time.

POMU SEX

>>13770673
Why do you keep on saying she's straight? According to this board, she's been a raging dyke whore who hates men for the past 4 months.

>>13770626
Huh, I guess you're right. After checking, Pomu Rainpuff always was just that small.

>>13770788
>According to this board,
this is your problem. watch stream or even clips unironically. girl is probably bi

>>13770910
she's probably a mentally ill kiara tier person who doesn't know what she is

I want to impregnate Pomu so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant, yakkai angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Pomu is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind those unnecessary gym clothes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich Caucasian milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp black suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Pomu's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission. I love you, Pomu. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign.

>>13770910
Yeah, you're right. I wonder if that means this board is also wrong about one of Pomu's roommates being her boyfriend.

By the way, physical merch will be a Pomu sized onahole.

jesus christ this thread reeks of beta cucks, just don't watch her if you don't enjoy her you fucking faggots

>>13770964
she has multiple roommates... schizo anon from the main thread just blew out of proportion.

>>13770964
holy cope

>>13770964
anon did you forget to take your meds again

Pomu just joined Enna's stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4m15JjopCo

>>13771170
More More Pomu!

>>13770964
>constantly shouting when streaming for long hours
if that is not her boyfriend and just a roommate, i hope they are asking her to pay more of the rent. I can't imagine waking up in the middle of the night because someone is raging in mario.

Hold on. Since when Pomu did gfe?

>>13771273
She streams from her closet, so she has clothes and the usual foam to help with sound, but she did say before that she was worried she'd get noise complaints from her roommates and neighbors.

>>13771318
Started with the Akiba tour, then the CYOA date stream

>>13771318
When she asked us to sex an office lady.

>>13771318
Shower stream sort of. It ended up failing at that and everything else, but the fact that she even attempted it suggests that she was trying to pander to her Goslings.

>>13770198
Pomu has 2 roommates, stop digging deeper than Holofaggots over this. Nina says "he" because she knows of one of them, but Pomu either 1) Wants it to remain ambiguous or 2) She genuinely asked both of them

>>13769968
This board's definition of GFE is "A woman who interacts with me without running away screaming".
And who cares about the lewd stuff, I talk about porn with my friends all the time.

I would rape Pomu, I don't give a fuck what you fucking faggots think. And I would rape her boyfriend too you fucking losers

>>13771467
Pomu said "he" at other points too, so I imagine she did just ask both, yeah.
The real secret is that the male "roommate" is Pomusuke and Pomu has gone full schizo

>>13771612
>I would rape her boyfriend too
Well duh, you have to assert dominance

>>13771628
>spoiler
I beleeb.

>>13771170
It's 11:30 where she lives, I sure hope she's quiet and doesn't wake up her many roommates

>>13771612
I WILL fuck her boyfriend in front of her and she WILL watch

>>13770964
Impossible. /vt/ rrats are only wrong if it supports a new, even worse rrat.

>>13771730
Don't worry, I can't hear her. Her clothes in her closet do a good job of muffling the sound :)

>>13771273
IIRC her roommates are also otaku types, so they probably get it. You know what you're signing up for, there.

>>13771371
>Stream that was just her sperging out over akiba and ended with her calling chat a "friend"
>Stream where the date was just leadup to an elaborate shizo stream
Anon...

>>13771824
>good job of muffling the sound
i know, im in the closet with her right now and she hasn't notice :)

Once again /vt/ has the stupidest problem. People on this board collect evidence a vtuber has a boyfriend or some other shit and are hiding it, but never bother asking why the hell they would hint at that on stream.
If she has a BF AND wants to keep it secret to milk goslings she could just not talk about it at all. The idea that she's just compelled to talk about him is retarded. Either he's just a roommate (more likely, because her having another roommate she's mentioned being female would be weird then), or she's not hiding it except for the normal amount one would expect to maintain privacy.
Either way, if you read malice into it that doesn't mean anything except that you need to take your meds ASAP

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Sons of Rome.

>>13771999
Your trips speak true, but you forgot one important and critical part
Nina is a retard

>>13772068
I mean sure, and I could see her saying "he" without realizing Pomu was hiding it (assuming she'd have talked about that roommate with Pomu before). But Pomu also said "he" during that stream, so you can't entirely blame her.

>>13771999
She was asking his help with the mario game anon, because he's way better at the game than her. He's probably around 30 and therefore played it as a kid.

>>13772138
...Ok? I'm not sure what that has to do with my post. I'm not denying that she has a roommate, or even that she might be dating him (or even her female roommate), although I find that somewhat unlikely. Just that going "she's hiding it so she can do GFE, fucked up" is retarded.

>>13770021
>YOUR DAUGHTER IS DUMB SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE WIN YOU GAVE HER
>I KNOW MY DAUGHTER IS STUPID BUT DON'T BULLY HER

2bh pomu strikes me as someone with undiagnosed add

>>13769665
Dykes can have boyfriends, chud.

>>13769592
It really pissed me off when she was talking about how she thinks japanese idols should be able to openly have boyfriends. Like why would anyone watch them if they know some dude that isn't them gets to hit that after the concert is over? I mean most level headed people suspect it, but that's no reason to confirm it. Pomu sucks because she's the Ugly American who goes into a 90% male 99% japanese hobby and then says "fuck you japanese guys, your hobby is wrong and should change to accommodate my tastes".

>>13773576
How do you reach that conclusion from a joke?

>>13773686
Raging dykes who hate men don't have boyfriends tho, which is what this board has been parroting for the past 4 months.

>>13773686
Meds anon

>>13773686
You had zero interest in "idols" until you found Hololive and have a completely made up definition of what idols are.

>>13773686
>Dykes can have boyfriends, chud.
wtf does a dyke even mean anymore? i thought it just meant butch lesbo.

>>13773686
Your meds, anon

>>13773974
Anon is high on that yuri crack thinking all lesbos are 10/10 models that can pick up men if they felt like it.

>>13773686
Anon ... take it ... take your meds...

>>13768158
The strange thing about Kiara is that she's not bad or untalented. She's just such a narcissist that it filters everyone.

>>13773952
Idol culture is a specific thing that exists, cope and seethe you fat fucking American. Then when you have a heart attack from being a fat disgusting fuck, complain about how you have no healthcare.

>>13767806
Your oshi

>>13774501
You can't tell someone else to cope and seethe while you're throwing a temper tantrum.

I only know this woman from her crab game clip and I gotta say, she's a real hoot and a holler. Wish I had a friend like that.

SEX WITH POMU

Why do people want to date Pomu when she so clearly wants to munch carpet?

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>>13775332
she's taken

>>13775332
She just needs to be shown the power of the cock.

>>13773686
Pomu is 1000x the idolfag you ever will be.

Everyone here is trying to pretend like they're so cool and above it all. Fuck it, I'll just say it.

I like Pomu.

I like her a lot. I like her appearance, I like her voice, I like her personality, and I like her choice in games.

I'm trying not to get emotionally attached, but I am. The best is when she says something sweet, and then follows it with something nasty. The emotional abuse is addictive.

I realize she's just can playing a character, and that there's a real women behind the scenes who probably has had a lot of boyfriends. But I don't like it. Just let me pretend, ok? Reality sucks, so just let me have Pomu as my imaginary abusive gfe. Make her stop taking about roommates, and males, and anything else I don't like. Otherwise, why the fuck should I give her money?

>>13769879
I sat through that stone faced and annoyed, I've NEVER heard her voice be this annoying and just downright hard to listen to. I'd rather listen to Nux's terrible singing than watch this exact streamable ever again.

>>13773974
Any woman who isn't 100% straight is a dyke according to incels.

>>13767806
She's one of the more based EN vtubers IMO.

>>13780529
why ... why didn't you just let it die?

>>13780790
Pomu is eternal.

>>13769879
My dick is hard

>>13775524
By who though?

>>13768239
>If she's so bad why does she live rent-free in Holofriends' heads 24 hours a day?
Living rent free in someone head doesn't mean she isn't bad. Duh.
>Usually when things are bad I do my best to avoid them
Yet you came into this thread anyways. Try to take your own advice, retard. You are just like the people that started this thread.

>>13769943
>Is that really the sad state of their company that they can't even imagine a female being entertaining?
Pendora is entertaining. Pomu isn't.

>>13770177
>dishonesty only matters if you are at an age where you need role models
One of the dumbest posts on this entire board, and with how dumb this board is, that's special.

>>13776318
kys

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>>13773952
He made up no definition, and whether he liked idols before or not is irrelevant. You are grasping at straws to defend your lady.

>>13773686
They will hate you because you speak the truth.

I miss her bros

>>13791635
99% of the people on this board who think not having a BF is central to the concept of being an idol are Holofags who have not and never will interact with general idol culture.

>>13791891
And they aren't wrong, sorry whore apologist

I know this is gonna sound like a "lmao dude just trust me" sorta deal, but Pomu is not a nice person. She was a part of my friend circle, and she said and did a lot of things to burn as many bridges as possible.
Pomu and her boyfriend (not sure if they're still together) said horrible things to us, and abused her relationship with us to move over to Japan.

I have no receipts on this since most of this was in person. Debunk this all you like, but all I'm saying is that your time is better used than on a horrid person like this.

>>13792164
I choose to believe this is true, but only because Pomu lived in Japan when she was in High School, so you'd have to be seething over shit that happened when you were both in Middle School like 15 years ago.

>>13769859
i particularly love her flat chest

>>13792164
i mean like what
if its a trust me dude situation and you know no one is going to believe you why dont you just say explicitly and in detail what she did to you and your friends

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>>13792746
She raped my gf

vtubers that are objectively bad: your oshi
vtubers that are objectively good: my oshi

>>13792820
Your gf knew the risks working at that maid cafe. If it wasn't Pomu it would've been someone else. If anything you should be thanking her, at least it wasn't some morbidly obese otaku.

>>13769943
why even watch vtubers if not for GFE waifu shit? actual popular streamers are far more entertaining let's be fucking honest here.

>>13792979
I like watching streamers who are kimo-ota like me without being ugly (at least where I can see) or worse, normalfag anitubers. So no, they aren't.
(Although I still watch some anyway)