/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/snowharasho/status/1464589672915472388/photo/2
your thread was about to die...

>>13678606
>Ennui Alouette
This is funnier to me than it should be.

>>13678606
There isn't much Enna and Millie related stuff happening today - yet
Looking forward to their collab today

i love flip witch

>the great witch of calamity
yeah, suits her

Anyone have the final variation on the Millie Pure/nasty sweaty/nonsweaty chart? I had to leave for work so I didn't catch it.

>>13679420
what's the surprise collab about

>>13683060

NOOOOOOO

What happened to Millie and Vadur's POV of the Crab Game collab?

Did Millie take hers down because she threaded to badmouth Vadur on 4chan?

>>13685403
Dankies

Free bump

https://youtu.be/ZAUKSOErdVA
Her adult stream is back up

>>13683867
Guess it's a surprise. They will collab again tomorrow, too.

>>13685403
Pretty good overal, except maybe Petra. Pure person doesn't swear and trash other tastes mercilessly

I love Mille so much...she's really grown on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAmBiZOQFr0
Enna's waiting room is up

I feel like /vt/ has really been sleeping on Millie. Yeah sure, she's a dumb, poor, clumsy and childish flip, but she's endearing in her own way

>>13690706
So are they gonna sing or what?

I will help Millie move from a cardboard apartment to a cardboard mansion!

>>13692606
Someone in her waiting room wrote about Millie talking too much in that huge collab (missed this and didn't do my VOD reps yet, so can't tell) and that we can expect some sweet ear blessings. I hope for some ooga booga

Man.. I was pretty tired to watch the crab game collab and now it is gone.. Millie, my love, I will never forget you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAGk8np5Gms

>>13676657
>plagiarism
Why people defend this?

>>13694512
Millie needs more lewds, I love her

>>13695346
yea

>>13695960
This one and the one where she got creampied are my favorite. this one as a sweet lewd, and the other one because is just so fucking hot

>>13696312
>the one where she got creampied
??

>>13690706
I set my alarm too early

>>13697234
>??
!!

10 minutes >>13690706

Starting!!

karaoke collab
nice

>off collab
>body swap
>Millie and Enna being Millie and Enna
off to a good start

/SCAM/ is winning hard today

this is amazing

I want sex with Millie so bad...

I want sex with Enna so bad...

millie lipsyncing was cute
enna's model is expressive

Are they having a sleepover?

This was by far the best collab in all of NijiEN yet - you can really tell that those two are besties if this wasn't obvious enough already
>>13707253
seems so

I want to cuddle with Enna and Millie.

Chima Mario Party collab soon
Wonder how that will turn out

Big news
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1464835033852780545

>>13713904
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1464836720365604866

>>13713904
>>13714080
I fucking love these dorks.

I'M A REAL STREET BOSTON NIGGA

>>13713904
>>13714080
Totally Enna and Millie tweeting normal Enna and Millie things on their own accounts

>>13712994
and Raft collab same day
any other as of yet unknown Millie Enna stuff?

>>13717783
>and Raft collab same day
Only Enna's in Raft collab based on Reimu's schedule though

>>13719016
you are correct

>>13676657
I get why Millie and Enna share a general, but why is it called /SCAM/? Isn't that Pomu's company? Wouldn't that be like making a Reimu thread and calling it /sheesh/?

>>13721278
from my understanding it's something from their past lives

drinking room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXFKpKzd_eA

>>13723244
>Enna alone
>doomer
>Enna with Millie
>joking and laughing all the time
>Millie alone
>takes forever to get her waiting room up
>Millie with Enna
>already has her waiting room up
It's great to see that both gremlins have a positive influence on each other

>>13725915
meant for >>13721685 obviously

RE7 waiting room also up
https://youtu.be/S4m15JjopCo

>>13738842
What are the chances Millie will get her so drunk she will have to postpone/cancel the stream?

>>13741495
an unfortunate possibility

>>13741495
100 %

1 hour until it starts!

>>13741495
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1465013094837460999
Oh fuck, hang in there Enna

bros whats the bgm millie is using here for example?
https://youtu.be/EyusHy3_WFI?t=5704

Someone please archive the collab, I didn’t leave ytarchive home and I won’t make it in time

>>13744324
RIP RE7 stream later today lmao

>>13744850
I can't find the exact version, but it's a toned down version of her outro. Here is the original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPh_L02oPd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1tSTeHaS1I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXFKpKzd_eA
STARTING NOW!! GET IN!

>>13746106
fun stream

Enna...

Millie: "F-f-fuck! Fuck couples!"

>famous for people jumping from there
well, that one way to describe the Golden Gate Bridge...

Based Enna watching suicide compilations

off-collabs make me hard

Hooman here, are you there requester?

Geology ROCKS

What the FUCK did they just find

>>13750497
Sheetle Tower in WA.

This stream is pure kino

why is enna obsessed with crime

based

George Washington's devoted fanbase lmao

are they in the same room?

>loves True Crime
>loves Taylor Swift
Is Enna a basic white girl...?

>>13751566
yes

is this getting archived?

>>13751701
they haven't said anything actually yabai

Millie is surprisingly skilled

god they're dumb

This stream is amazing

I'm literally dying laughing. Kino stream.

This just keeps getting better and better, this might be one of the best streams I have ever seen period.

Has anyone been counting how many shots Millie has taken?

>The Great Lakes are one of the greatest lakes on Earth
- ancestors of ...

you guys should see how kino being drunk yourself is

they sound fucked up are they drinking water? my secret is mineral water with isotonic and some sweets before going to sleep

Millie is a land whale thats why it takes so much alcohol for her to get drunk

Millie can drink more vodka than me. And I am Russian

>>13752537
Fat makes you MORE susceptible to alcohol, not less. It makes you metabolize it slower.

>>13752590
is this what fat people think?

>until I get the family
she wants babies

FINAL YAB INCOMING.

I'm fucking dying. God, tears coming from my eyes

>>13752254
Not Millie, that's for sure.

>>13751748
Enna is on it

Okay, drunken Millie basically confirmed that Enna unironically has the babies rabies, even offline

>>13752590
anon... you're fat.

What are the odds this one also goes private by tomorrow

If this is the final yab it sure ends on a high note

>>13752798
maybe if they start fingering each other, otherwise I dont think it'll get privated

is someone archiving?

>>13752798
the elira/finana drunk stream survived, this should too

>>13752798
if fingering each other yes, else no.

Oh God I love Millie and Enna

>>13752798
drunk streams are supposed to go like this

Did Enna just Nigga?

GOTTEM
CITY

I love these dummies

>misery

Millie lives in an alternate timeline where Japan conquered Pearl Harbor

This is the US now.

Please come to the US, and I'll get you both green cards. I even live in Utah, so the polygamy won't be an issue!

>>13753707
Someone call Biden, need to meet with all the heads to make it official.
That one state with no name? Yeah, that's how it is now.

Admitted they didn't actually drink any alcohol, due to company policy.

now that was a wild ride

This stream was legendary

My sides hurt, my cheeks hurt.
Worse because I am also watching Documental at the same time. This was not a good idea for my body, I've out-laughed myself.

>>13754327
funny how it works out for vtubers but not the lewd asmr

>>13754327
haha yeah they didn't
wink wonk

>>13754327
the policy of talents not drinking when physically together or something?

>>13754327
youtube policy is like twitch. I think you get in trouble if the stream "encourages" drug use but using drugs is absolutely fine.

I really hope that Millie crashes at Enna's place for a bit. She can't possibly go/drive home in this state

>>13754327
Where?

>the most striking thing about Enna according to drunk Millie is her singing and her wish to have a family and kids
Okay, where do I apply?

You best believe I be downloading that stream.
That was too good.

>>13755432
Some anon was asking for someone to archive it. You better do.

https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1465085693311561728
no way

>>13755526
she was suffering from drunkards folly. A tragic illness where you feel fine, stand up or walk outside and bam you're on the ground.

>>13755526
I least we can rest assured that Enna knows all the best places to hide a body.

>>13755526
don't worry Millie's fine
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1465089910982033416

or is she

>>13755462
Fucking Youtube, it's doing that 2 hour shit again from forever ago. I thought that shit was fucking gone
Well time to redownload it. Stupid shitty site

>>13752539
>Russian
>Won't beat the girl who drank only 1/3 bottle of 30% vodka and some sake
What the FUCK, comrade?

>>13752539
>>13757967
I don't drink vodka but I can drink 500gr of rum in one evening
In fact I did 400 just last saturday. The secret is this >>13752483
it took me years to figure out how to save the day after the drinking from hangover

>>13758136
Yep personally I just preffer water with shitload of vitamin c to prevent hangover. Also, eating meat while drinking helps a lot, just avoid shit like bread of any kind or those fancy salads

>>13757967
Russians aren't even top 10 drinkers anymore anon.

Page 7 after 20 minutes. Today the spam is annoying.

Did something special happen? The debuts of the last days are over I think, the Vshojo drama has cooled down, there are a lot of threads about basically nothing at all, but all of this seems pretty normal

>>13761299
several boards are shilled af idk what is happening, check the dot
or it's just /qa/ drama spillage

I want to marry this dummy so bad...

She's home and safe. Those dumbasses almost gave me a heart attack.
Enna pushed her RE stream half an hour back, starts in ~90 minutes.

>>13761834
she stayed over and they're scissoring rn

>>13761834
Actually Millie is still at Enna's house, and Enna's stream is a duet karaoke. Millie spilled the beans during crabgame and deleted the VOD.

So, stay tuned.

If that stream taught you anything, then it's the fact that Enna is aggressively straight.
>desperately wants a husband and kids
>everything is about dildos or dicks
>acknowledges the presence of women on street view unwillingly at best
>the only thing she cares about when it comes to NSFW art of women is the craftsmanship of drawing
>doesn't even joke about dating her bestie
Millie might be that party girl who accidentially might kiss a girl
>very Catholic family
>jokes about dating her bestie
>notices hot women
>talks about Enna's hopes to marry and have kids as if she either wants this herself and is too shy to admit it or secretly hopes that Enna would reconsider so that they may be a thing

Bump ffs.
I hope someone archives the karaoke that might get unarchived while I'm asleep.

I want to breed this potty mouth.

ooga booga

How did Millie gain such great alcohol tolerance? She kept alluding to how she hadn't felt that drunk in a long time, does she drink a lot...?

>>13769114
Well, anons on here keep saying she has real alcohol issues and she even drank during her Shovel Knight stream. But would they let a literal alcoholic drink? I seriously doubt that

Pomu now also joined for emotional support lmao

I love Enna

I love this dumb bird

>>13774602
Everybody does except for herself

Vote Tetris or else
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1465203357237317635

>>13695010
Blame the mama not the witch

>>13775477
How is she on Twitter when she's still streaming?
Yeah sure SC reading and asking chat if they are S, M or switches, but still

>>13776101
she's not happy with chat saying tetris is hard so decided to ask more people on twitter

>>13751568

That's it for today. I miss both of them already.

Were Millie and Enna wore tank tops during their duet stream, and did Enna accidentally saw Millie's nipple during this part?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz6G2TzK6j0 [Open]

>>13778569
who can say
it's just random words that can come out of Enna's mouth
she watches Critikal

>>13763529
What a waste. I wanted them to both get destroyed and start making out. Why you gotta be so straight, enna?

Ok, I'm interested in some hatcoins. Is she steaming at Europe-friendly time?

>>13779064
Yes, often.

>>13779064
>hatcoins
So many people here are all about Enna, Millie sometimes seems to be borderline forgotten. She's totally worth it, just make sure to turn off your brain before you tune in.

>>13778701
Yeah it's weird, Enna might have yuribaited a bit in the beginning, but really not much. And it was almost as if she was openly hostile to everything yuri drunken.

>>13779093
Nice. Already dropped a few potentially interesting chuubas because of streaming time.

>>13780829
You can't get her without Enna, though. They are a unit like Beavis and Butt-Head

Millie love!

Enna love!

>>13779498
When it comes to Millie I really like her streams and how she banters with the chat, but she also feels like she's too... close? Idk, stuff like remembering not only names but also stuff viewers said or how much they sc'd, I wouldn't mind friend like that irl, but if it's someone I don't really even know it's a bit scary

>>13763529
Both of them talked in their past life about how they have a picture on their phone of them kissing either side of Elira's cheeks at a party.

She just plays the straight man while Millie plays the dumbass.

I'm kinda behind on Enna/Millie lore, why does Enna sometimes calls MIllie babu (not sure if i'm typing this right but it sounds like that) ?

>>13783483
PL stuff, just think about it as a kind of cute nickname the have for each other

>>13787907
>father in Hindi
can you get any more retarded than that?
why not think of Japanese first? it also means something in Japanese

>>13788263
>can you get any more retarded than that?

>>13788263
I posted something I saw once since I don't care about it enough to do some deep searching.
If you ask for my opinion this definition works just as well.

>>13792176
She'll never get a dildo sponsorship with that kind of attitude.

>>13783163
>kissing either side of Elira's cheeks at a party
And?
This is what girls do

>>13783035
People said that she was parasocial queen and that with her it's both ways, you guys didn't listen...
Either way, I kind of stopped posting in this thread because it's too slow and way too focused on Enna, people talk about Millie more in /nien/ than here. This thread would probably do better if it became Ethyria's thread, they're all fucking scammers anyways.

Guys I love Enna so much I feel like I'm dying.

>>13795524
Don't die yet, anon, Wait for Enna to kill you and hide your body.

Millie takes 3 days off this week

>>13794219
I can't tolerate fast generals anymore after my /vg/ gacha years
Just want my slow peaceful general like this

>>13796553
I don't understand this guy. Is it /SCAM/'s fault that Enna is way more popular on /vt/? As far as I can tell by reading the posts in here, this thread actively encourages watching Millie and wants to talk about her, it's not just about Enna. Yeah sure that NijiEN thread is faster and it also talks about both of the gremlin twins, but that's true for ever liver, especially during their streams. The NijiEN thread is just cancer, though. Yes, this one here is way more comfy.

>>13796378
No, no, she clearly said she takes 3 days off TODAY

>>13797679

https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1465357437389705227
No Enna today as well

>>13798584
to be expected with Enna

Will Millie join Selen's birthday stream?

>>13796378
Maybe we'll get some double stream days.

It's an uneventful day for Millie and Enna. A bit of rest is fine, I guess

Nijisamazon delivery!

>>13753707
I like how they didn't label my state of South Carolina at all. They even gave a shot to Oklahoma, Kansas, Montana, but not SC lmao

>>13783035
Why yes I too feel cucked when I am late to the grooming. The only thing that saves me from this are twitch sub anniversary badges that remind everyone in chat that I was indeed there longer than them!

>>13753856
You're literally trying to kill your oshi by inviting her to your third world shithole

I hope Enna and Millie do a geography test for Europe, the better continent

>>13796553
>>13796848
I just wanted for it to be a little more active like it was in the past two days, the previous threads were just sad and most of the time it's just spam of old art.

>>13804221
wishing to be the thing you like to be more popular is a monkey paw

>>13804283
kind of true, I'll concede that.

>>13804221
It could be more active, yes. It's already on page 8 again...
I have to admit that I really grew to resent that Nijisanji EN thread. The thing is, there aren't as many people in here that discuss Millie and Enna, especially on a day on which neither of them streams.
Leaving it behind would just mean that it's even less busy.
That artwork you posted is great, btw. ...and the best way to counteract the reposting of old art is indeed to post new images

I also like this one. Millie retweeted both of these today.

>>13804221
>>13805689
Well, to be fair board is pretty fast with all the dramas and holoeeeeks debuts going on.
I for once wouldn't mind focusing mostly on this thread, cause sadly general really's gotten worse lately.

>>13806085
Totally agree and same.
There must be a connection of drama and news on one hand and newfags pouring in on the other hand. As always...
Many people in this thread talked about how they want to give Millie/Enna a chance, mostly Millie, it would be great if they find a place to discuss them/her instead of having to go to that toxic general

Millie will have my kids.

>>13807661
Roast or steamed?

>>13807803
Spitroasting Millie together with Enna's 6 inch futa cock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LZRgWHQM2o
I still wonder what Millie tried to say with this

>>13808947
Enna did say before that she wants to have a family and kids. She probably talks about it with her friends and a drunk Millie was just repeating what she has said to her before.

>>13808947
>>13809008
am I retarded or it's Enna speaking?

>>13809046
They were doing an offline collab, Enna went to take a piss and both her and Millie's phones were capturing Millie, and Millie even swapped places so she could take over Enna's model for that.

>>13809046
Yes, this is totally Enna speaking. She said that she's Enna Alouette after all.

I hope Millie collabs with Noraneko one day. It would be fun to see.

>>13808947
>passed out
dumb clipper
>>13809008
Yeah, she keeps saying stuff like 'when I have a kid' on stream from time to time as well. I find it pretty endearing honestly, how she has doomer tendencies, but still hopes for nice, normal family life

>>13809616
>>13808947
how hard can it be to find a husband? she's not male

>>13809447
No EN has collabed with any JP yet I think. When do you think will it happen?

Birb schedule is up bros, get ready for another kino week https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1465437001394659334

>>13809704
Literally this week.

>>13809704
Selen has collaborated with Kanae and Chigusa. Mayuzumi Kai has been in some EN collabs, as has Oliver Evans on top of his It Takes Two collabs with Petra. Rosemi chatted with Ange on her birthday. Elira was in that Belmond chatroom collab during Koshien, and Finana was reacting to FFXIV trailers with Kanda and others. Lauren played Mario Party with Elira and Petra the other day. There's been plenty of EN/JP interaction.

If you're referring specifically to Ethyria, Millie, Enna, and Reimu will be playing with Chima this week, so it's safe to say that the gates are open for Noraneko to destroy the EN branch.

>Detroit Become Human
one of biggest buff games in jp branch
finally someone in en is playing this

>>13810761
I wonder how birb is gonna react to David Cage's incredible writing skills. Kind of makes me wish they can play Heavy Rain too.

>>13811570
>Heavy Rain
This one will hit her hard.
I'm thinking about some really story-driven games rn like Nier: Automata or some of the oldschool Final Fantasies. However, it wasn't Enna who said she liked those unless I missed this, but Millie.
It's hard to imagine her playing those deep and serious titles

>>13812496
>However, it wasn't Enna who said she liked those, but Millie.
I'm almost sure Enna would like them, well, at least Nier. Also I'd be down to any of them playing it. Sadly both FF's and Nier are pretty long games, so I'm not sure if they'd be willing to play them anytime soon

>>13809873
>Detroit
Interesting

>>13685403
elira should be sweatier just saying this as personal preference

>>13809873
First 3 people collab with Millie and Elira, we finally will get to see the gremlins torment her!

>>13809657
Finding someone whose not a creep, a piece of shit, or an abusive cunt but also shares some interests with you is hard

>>13809873
>isnt streaming on selens birthday
>streaming on petras birthday
Im not even trying to shit post and this is a thing

>>13815896
Early stream that day.

>>13815896
>not streaming on a Saturday
you'd be shooting yourself on the foot for doing that
some people are only able to catch anything live on weekends

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxNRGnOLKHS6DeFU8Sg5ECHvhHTVT0ZKnF?ocd=1
Millie's schedule. She's taking recommendations about which games to get in the Steam sale to stream, go write her your favourites.
Those must be doable in 3 sittings max.

>>13817770

>>13818377
I really want to watch her zatsudan live but I'llbe busy with my shitty ass work. To live is to suffer.

>A lot of clips of drunken Millie possessing Enna and talking about getting a family start to pop up out of nowhere
I guess both of them really have the saviorfag audience under their total control.

>>13818906
Enna
>doomer who just wants to live a happy life with a husband and kids
Millie
>clumsy and poor alcoholic loner
They are everything a saviourfag could ever ask for.
t. Saviourfag

Helicopter rat

>>13820101
I can save them

>>13823557
with your carrot?

>>13823591
hell yeah

>Millie will stream twice on 3 days
>I can always catch 1 stream and miss 1 because of w*rk
>Enna streams on Saturday when Millie takes a day off
This is okay

>>13820101
Doomer and loner turn me into a coomer with a raging boner.

I'm leaving my oshi for Enna and Millie.

>>13825602
based

>>13826388
Who was it and why exactly?

>>13821612
I really hope Millie will make actual helicopter rat song one day. Though there may be a problem with using game bgm for that I guess

>>13783483
just a nickname they have for each other. not related to any term afaik. might just be some inside thing between them

>>13829794
Don't forget exploding rats

>>13818377
>Tensai Math Class
Finally. I failed my math test last week. This should make up for it.

>>13832625
>learning with Millie
Reminds me of this old meme
>you must be really desperate to come to *me* for help
or something like this

If a helicopter rat is 600km away from Millie's cardboard house and it is traveling at a speed of 120km/hr how long will it take for the rat to reach Millie?

She claimed to have been an honour student back in the days. And then she started playing video games

>>13835115
story of my life

>>13834860
Someone SC this one during Tensai Math Class stream

>>13695010
All Vtubers should have sexy witch hat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAGk8np5Gms

what coop game do you want millie and enna to play next?

>>13841395
Resident Evil 6

>>13841395
Jazz Jack rabbit 2

>>13841395
They should play a LN together, one on the shorter end.

Nijisanji EN is one of the best places to be in Earth. I am really proud to be part of Nijisanji EN and I hope that I will stay here huff until huff I get a family or anytime now because you know, I'm.. I'm here to stream and to get family I like family. I talk about childbirth a lot. I'm Enna Alouette by the way. Yeah I like childbrith. You're nasty. Although I used to take oh-.. Tak-.. I used to take kids. When I was..- When I was in my job I'd go and take care of..- take care of kids a lot and I love kids. So.. Feel free to, you know, get a husband application since..

>>13844397
imagine if they offline collab a horror game and enna just grips on to millie tightly out of fear

>>13845014
Submitting my husband application on her maros right now.

>>13845014
>husband application
God, mine would be shite. She probably makes more than me now too.

>>13845014
I literally can't stop masturbating to the idea of impregnating Enna and forming a family with her. What the hell is happening to me bros...

Come on Selen, start your birthday already so we can listen to Millie and Enna...

>>13845014
God do I hate Millie for exposing Enna to even more faggots.

I luv dis cute birb.

>>13852451
This picture is great

Millie with boobs

>>13857820
Otherwise known as Millie, according to Millie

>>13845014
So her old job was probably daycare

>>13857976
This is>>13694512 Millie according to Millie

>>13858446
She mentioned she was a teacher in Japan for primary school kids.

birthday party when
will there be games like Nina's or will it be boring zatsu like Reimu's

>>13859328
>talking about zatsu being boring
>in this thread
such a mystery, do you even watch the /scam/ sisters?

>>13859508
not zatsu in general but Reimu's bday zatsu was sappy and not really interesting

>>13861674
I love her so much

Considering Enna's fascination with serial killers would she actually be good at bluffing if NijiEN ever play AMOGUS ?

Since Pomu would make a horrible wife, I'll marry Enna instead.

ENTER.

Those are some cute chibi

>>13676657
>Enna locked out of her home
>Millie: I have a spare key if you want me to come over
THEY ARE

like, wtf dude, totally expecting another sermon from Enna next stream.
https://twitter.com/RiSun15/status/1465850073493823491

https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1465856389520187401
Why do I find everything this girl does so ridiculously cute?

Enna...
>>13876671
hot

jwu were there lots of ennamillie content?

>>13886607
selen birthday call

>>13841395
50 Cent Blood on the Sand

close to bump limit if you guys want to stop posting

Looking forward to escape simulator stream. Hoping it's going to be just few hours of Elira bullying

Someday the songbird will sing again

I'm at work and will miss Enna's and Millie's streams - they are supposed to start soon, aren't they?
Nobody posted their waiting rooms yet

>>13900434
If you mean the Escape Room collab, that's in 13 hours or so

>>13900434
Collab's in 13h
Millie's zatsu is in 3h
And if you're thinking about mario party collab it's tommorow

>>13900705
>>13900779
Ah, okay. I'll finish work in a bit less than 3 hrs - might actually see Millie, yay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAznUVJKQ-o

I really need to go through Enna zatsudans I've missed, her stories are fucking gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfalip35itA

1 hour and 53 minutes