/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

no faggot

I kneel, Hologods.

>>13459829
Not the worst vtuber company

>>13459829
No.
t. holofag

Yagoo-sama... I'm sorry

>>13459829
based

>>13459829
I kneel only to the Shark and she is beyond you.

>>13459829
for what?
i only watch gura and shitpost on other boards

Why does the logo triangle point to the right? Is it a celebration of far-right extremism?

>>13459829
Let me play the game and I'll apologize.

>>13459829
>>13459878
>>13459882
>>13459904
>>13459932
>Praising Cover when it still has a long list of things-Cover-should-do-for-their-talents.txt
As much as the recent events make Cover look better, I won't apologize.

>>13459829
what did cover do this time?

>>13459954
if it is then i'll apologise to them

>>13460108
>>13459947
Vshojo was suppressing a huge doxxscam incident affecting indies, didn't allow them to talk about it and it just made more people targets until a whistleblower revealed the company was doing jack shit

>>13459829
The fuck? Did anything else happen besides the yab between pink cat and some shitty anituber?

>>13459829
No they suck

>>13460081
>1) more permissions
>2) uhh uhh uhh

>>13460279
anynigger i suppose

>>13460261
>Vshojo
And what does this have to do with Cover?
OP could have as well just said
>kneel for Tsunderia
and this would have been exactly the same.
I actually kneel for Hoshino Char of Tsunderia, but she didn't stream in quite some time, no idea what's with this

>>13460330
>being this new

THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules.
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream.
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions.
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing.
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions/SC for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions.
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them.
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature.
>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in Japan.
>Give Watame an oppai mousepad.
>Focus on EN and JP Holos because they are the only important ones.
>Put some effort into the presentation of their big end of year multi branch live.
>Help them with projects.
>Acknowledge when they fuck up and move to rectify.
>Encourage new and varied content when the Holos come up with it

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling?
>Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers. Lamy's manager said she wasn't a good fit with anyone. Coco is being prevented from collabing with EN. Calli may be barred from collabing with certain Holos.
>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people.
>Harass and stalk them.
>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything.
>Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything.
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them.
>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it.
>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years. Also we decide your image so if Watame wants an oppai mousepad, she can suck it.
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame.
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE).
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger).
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions.
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie. Kiara had to go commission her own song without Cover.
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them.
>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao.
>Watame, that's not your image, no oppai mousepad for you.
>Have more Indog Holos because people totally asked for that.
>Nah let's just videotape a fucking screen.
>Shot down Pekora's project, made her cry. Marine has to provide half the funding for her project out of her own pocket, despite Cover raking in millions.
>Oh we gave a bunch of Chinks mod powers in Coco's chat, tech company btw. Sucks that all these fans got banned, just submit a ticket through our fucking website, we have our best intern on it probably.
>Oh Haachama poured her heart and soul into a month long horror arc that was well received? Better tell her to take it all down because we won't actually go to Youtube on our talents behalf. Just like Asacoco 1.0, swimsuits, and public ASMR, it's less hassle just to can it.
>Forces their talent apologize because some fujos got their panties in a twist

>>13459829
lol no. Fuck the niggers at cover too

I would kneel, but then again, this
>https://files.catbox.moe/mdocnp.mp4
so nah, i won't

>>13459829
apologise

>>13459947
>>13460108
>>13460279

>>13459829
they were right all this time, we apologize

>>13460471
k

>>13459829
Yagod... I kneel

>>13460478
>>13459829
JP corpos cant keep getting away with letting EN indies exposing themselves

>>13460478
Logo designers follow the same road that architects used through the entirety of previous century, I see.

i only watch gura i will kneel if they replace that nigger rigger

>>13460497
That's... Sora and some recycled Unity assets? OK I guess.

>>13459845
thread should've ended here, OP is a falseflagging faggot

>>13460416
There are members of vshojo like Veibei that called Cover a black company, so it's karma

>>13460463
>Help them organize schedules
Not an issue. The ultra rare clashes are rectified quickly by the "offending" member just ending her stream. Nitpicking.
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs.
UMISEA.
>Keep track of their physical and mental health.
They're not children. If they want a break, they can take it. See: Ayame.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well.
They're not children. Figure it out. Ask for help if needed. Unless you have evidence Cover denies these requests for help, this is a dumb point.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions.
They're not children. This is also insane because they'd need to hire people just to watch streams and only to watch streams.
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC
They're not children.
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
You're assuming they don't because of your dumb rrats.

Most of these can just be covered under "They're not children." "Give Watame an oppai mousepad." Fuck off with your dumb copypasta.

>>13460463
I'm happy for you or sorry that happened

>>13460416
>Hoshino Char
Isn't she a hardcore SJW that puts pronouns in her twitter bio?

>>13460380
Wores, anijew

>>13460863
prob not too related on subject but they should totally get babysitter managers, too many menheras on the industry and subsequently company.
also idol managers do most of the things you mentioned like mental/physical health checks

>>13460463
shut up Nene and get back to work, passing out on the floor like that counts towards your 2 hours of sleep a night. you have dance practice, a recording session, a solo stream and a collab tonight plus all the thumbnails you have to make for the rest of the week.

>>13460863
>UMISEA.
Help organize collabs =/= enforce collabs
>They're not children cope
Being technologically illiterate is a normal thing retard not some children stuff, even if some got stream knowledge that doesn't mean they've got all the answers to their technical difficulties same with the OPSEC stuff.

>>13459829
Apologize for Cuckcil

>>13460478
hahaha no
>>8872116
>>11460594

>>13459829
It is AMAZING how their competition just keeps fucking up. All they have to do is not be a shady company or do anything that could be dubiously legal.
For all the shit I and others fling at management, they do their ONE JOB competently.
Of course Nijisanji and a few other companies do that as well, but still, it's spectacular how many VTuber companies just do retarded shit.

>>13461114
If the one talent brings in enough to pay for the one manager's salary, sure, I guess. A lot of wasted resources for many that don't need it.
>also idol managers do most of the things you mentioned like mental/physical health checks
And that doesn't stop idols from melting down or doing yab shit completely, does it? And when that happens, people assume there is ZERO measures or protocols in place. Just like how people assume Cover doesn't do anything at all and literally coast off Rushia's akasupas or some shit.

>>13461272
See, it's always the worst assumptions. It was an ENFORCED collab. How can you ever be satisfied?

>>13460863
Based

>>13461384
Do you REALLY think the holos thought about doing a themed collab?

>>13460463
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie.
This pasta is ROTTEEEEENNN!!!

>>13460463
>complaining that Cover gives Holos a high degree of freedom
Holy shit you're a faggot. I'm glad Cover will never listen to your retarded complaints.

>>13460463
if you want anyone to read a list the first point should be more interesting than literally fucking nothing, thanks for saving my time

>>13459829
I KNEEL
seethe more Nijikeks

>>13462499
>Nijikeks
rent free LMAO LOL
go fight with vshitshow you nigger

As a nijibro I apologize

>>13460463
embarrassing cope
kill yourself

>>13459829
>the only company that actually has idols
This is what sets them apart
This is why hololive is so much better than all the other generic twitch shit

I kneel

>>13463286
>half of EN2 has bfs
>idols

>>13459829
black company

>>13461667
jesus fuck this made me laugh more than it should

>>13460696
ebay and rimowa are superior now

>>13460863
I genuinely hope you die, faggot, absolute fucking niggerfaggot. You are the cancer killing this board, fucking die.

>>13459829

>>13461638
>pre-UMISEA
>HoloBirds
>post-UMISEA
>HoloDeath
Uh, yes?

>>13461638
>doing a themed collab
"orangegurlbad" kiara and "orenji tanto" Nene created "o-rends"quite early

>>13464198
Tell us how you really feel, anon

>>13460497
>Cover wants to make their own proprietary Maikura so they never have to kneel to M$

Based ngl.

honestly though I feel Yagoo is massively overreaching here

>>13465687
It's really more like Rust with genshin impact's aesthetics.

>>13465687
It's really more like Rust with genshin impact's aesthetics, and if you've seen the mountains of survival crafting sims clogging up steam's early access page you'd know that it can be done with a very minimal budget.

>>13460863
>They'd need to hire people to watch streams.
That is exactly a part of the managers' responsibilities. Some of them do it properly. Gura talks to her manager on discord sometimes while streaming. Fubuki also communicates with hers too during broadcast. Stop giving overly paid staff less to do. Let them work for their pay. A "manager" who cannot "manage" is just "er", as in "er wtf are you receiving salary for you faggot".

There's a really banging tweet from YAGOO in 2018 or something that I can't find that the Japs use, It's something like it doesn't matter if you're a latecomer as long as you deliver what the people want.
Fast-forward two years later he was already overtaking Nijisanji.

I fail to see how someone being even worse than cover makes cover any better

Hololive found a company more incompetent than them finally They aren’t bottom of the barrel anymore.

>>13460463
retard

>>13460261
And this makes Cover=good because?

>>13466983
It doesn't. It's just that the doxx incident has given dramaniggers a few crumbs and they intend to make it last as long as possible.

the fact that people are shitting on a proof of concept demo proves that the majority of /vt/ are pathetic underaged shitposters who don't even know how games are produced

>>13461029
Meh, I just went and had a look and while she does the pronoun in bio thing, she doesn't show any sign of SJW behavior (which makes me think that she was either bullied into doing so or did it as a preemptive measure, but that's just speculation on my part).

If anything, she looks more like a Bootleg Haachama to me (and not in a demeaning way either).

>Meh, I just went and had a look and while she does the pronoun in bio thing, she doesn't show any sign of SJW behavior (which makes me think that she was either bullied into doing so or did it as a preemptive measure, but that's just speculation on my part).
>If anything, she looks more like a Bootleg Haachama to me (and not in a demeaning way either).

>>13460696
sans serif is in now

>>13466576
Paying someone to sit on their ass all day to watch every second of a stream to look out for yabs, when it's near 100% there will be no yabs, is a waste of time and a waste of money.
For technical issues, the chuuba can just send a message over Discord or whatever.

>>13460463
You could at least update the pasta, jesus. A lot of this has been irrelevant for a while now.

>>13468796
>wojakposting
The person who posted this is underage and you can't convince me otherwise.

>>13461114
If its gonna be an unironic menhera like Festival, even a babysitting manager cant help enough, might quit two weeks after getting the job

>>13461667
Where is pillock?

The copy pasta spammer is also a wojak spammer! Who would have thought!

>>13459829
Will there ever be a decenn non-JP ENvtuber agency?

For what?

>>13479410
our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks

>>13460478
I would if they didn't have to force their livers on an eternal hiatus everytime their asses get doxxed for some bullshit schizophrenic tracking technique or whatever.

>>13459829
to who and for what?

>>13463945
benign fasciculation syndrome? must be due to stress

>>13463945
is fauna one ofthem

>>13459829
yea cover should apologize for disappointing their fans

No thanks, the EN startups are getting enough members that I don't even need to watch Hololive and Nijisanji anymore. Cover can go rot.

>>13460696
How is this allowed?

>>13466936
>what is Upd8
>what is gamebu
Come on, anon...

>>13459829
No until my oshi gets to play the game she wants I’ll never kneel