/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>>13212861
>(flat) (best)
I can't say that I don't agree with you

hello

>>13213163
Aqua fan art always makes her look so cute

>>13213634
but anon shes cute even in non fanart form!

>>13213680
I never get to catch her live...

>>13213697
That's cause she's too busy having sex with her boyfriend (me) to stream

>>13213697
i miss her so much

>>13214079
i dont remember making this post

>>13212763

I never actually gave this song a listen before. Breakdown/bridge sounds like fucking Megaman X4/X5 music. Stupid catchy Ayame.

why was i buying towa

>>13208208
>fucked up and built it vertically
Doesn't sound like a fuck up at all brother, sounds like you're doing it right. Last time I played was actually Jab#2 taking me out of service, I think Jab#3 warrants making sure the engine updates didn't break any mods I was using and jumping back in. I'll show you my obnoxious WIP alternate recipe fuel power plant + oil refinery + ode to "fuck Saudi Arabia".
>hazmat suit
>he went nuclear
oh no no no baby what is you doin? I hope you've built a beeg ouroboros of high speed conveyors + storage containers conveniently hidden in T̴̢̝͓̱̝͇̱̩̩͓̠̦̭͎̽̀͑͌̀͌͂̋͛̾͆̽̍̾̒̕͜ͅḢ̶̡̧̦̠͖̮̜͍̖͔̻͍̄́̊͒̀̔́̐͑͜E̸̛͚̰̝͙̙̬̞͚̗̜̳̔̒̈́̃̇͐̈́͝͠ ̷̨̗̭̣̠̱̞̘̥̩͎̈́ͅV̸̡̡͚̫̟͈͓̻̺̮̗͓̮͌̉͌̑͒́͝Ǫ̵̙͚̻̹̻̟͕̠̩̟͆̀̔̒̍͗̆̾͑̃͝I̴̜̖͉̓̀̽̏̉͌̽̆̎̄̊̍̾̕Ḑ̸̛̮͓̜̪̋͒͒̆̇̈́͗͊̉̕̕͝ͅ beneath the map. or captured enough doggos to use them as nuclear waste storage containers...oil + alternate fuel or turbofuel recipes are way more efficient for power and less of a pain in the ass. Much more of a pain to build, but satisfying as hell when finished.
>>13208365
>pass time and potentially destroy my sleep schedule
Satisfactory is perfect for this. Oh, what's that?
>I haven't moved for 8 hours?
But my affront to practicality isn't finished yet!
>I need more concrete for the tribute to excess I'm building?
We need to go deeper - compartmentalize and build concrete/limestone refineries ON SITE wherever I need that shit.
>I can use "more efficient" things like trucks, trains, drones, etc.
Fuck you, conveyor spaghetti EVERYWHERE
It's stupid fun.
>>13208607
>liquids are fucking magic.
There are "rules", albeit stupid ones, that the game "obeys" when it comes to fluids. It also doesn't behave "realistically" so don't try and think logically about fluid dynamics or even basic physics. It's been months, but there were some dumb ways it handled splitters and valves that didn't make any sense on the surface that you could abuse to "prioritize" certain things over others.
Once you know the math behind it, it's easy enough to deal with. 5-10 minutes of napkin math before you build something like a giant oil refinery will save you a few hours of headache later as things are eventually starved for oil or water, overflowing with byproducts, or both.
Use the "AWESOME Sink" or whatever it's called plus a "Smart Splitter" to direct any solid byproduct overflow into T̵̛̖̣͎́̌H̵͙̥̼͋ͭ́ͬͤͮȨ̶̶̨̛̗͚̪̳ͨ̉͞͠ ̴̛̠̦͍̙͡ͅV̷̼͒ͣ̒͌͆͆͢Ő̸̖̘̏̓̈́̆̕Ḯ̷̴̷͍̪͍̪̳̰͠͞D̸̢̗̙ͤ͑ͯ̍̋͡͡ and get tickets.
If you want to take it further than napkin math, something like SCIM - https://satisfactory-calculator.com/ - will even use alternate recipes and tell you how to best do something.
>>13208977
>watch towers are cheap as shit
You haven't played Satisfactory until you've built floating platforms jutting out of the sides of cliffs, stacked watch towers on there, deleted the platforms, stacked watch towers on THOSE watch towers, and essentially used a fraction of a small factory's worth of building materials to climb something ridiculous like 1 km. All while disassembling that shit as you climb up.

was hoping someone in EN2 would be enough of a sperglord to play it, but alas, minecraft is all we'll ever get...

that is it
i was gonna retain semen until i married my Priestess

>>13216383
>was
Anon, what did you do?

>>13216412
Clearly, "i married my Priestess"

>>13216494
The nasfaq "priestess" or the priestess?

>>13216597
Neither.

>>13216621
Then who are you talking about?

AIEEEEEE I STILL HAVE 49m AND NOTHING TO SPEND IT ON

>>13215429
>
Grandpa doesn't know there's Plutonium recycling now
I just cleared my last container

>>13217811
i have $120 mil and a broken heart you do not understand pain

Hello,

KoroneSuki's shop grand re-opening is here, now with added black friday deals. More on the way. Please check them out.

Thank you for your time and come back again.

>>13218354
>no webcams
You’re useless to me.

>>13218354
if you got another one of them bags i certainly will

>>13217814
what can you do with it?
>Plutonium Fuel Rods are a very late-game fuel produced by reprocessing Uranium Waste. They give off extremely strong radiation.
>
>Burning Plutonium Fuel Rods in Nuclear Power Plants produces Plutonium Waste, which, unlike Uranium Waste, cannot be reprocessed and has to be stored indefinitely. By sinking the rods in an AWESOME Sink instead, no Plutonium Waste is produced. This means the player has a choice between producing additional power but having to store permanent waste, or sinking the rods, producing no extra power but getting rid of all Uranium Waste, therefore, running a waste-free nuclear power setup.
>
>Alternatively, they can be used as vehicle fuel, without producing any Plutonium Waste.
eh
>Plutonium Fuel Rod can be sunk into the AWESOME Sink.png AWESOME Sink to yield 153 184 points.
hmmm...
>7h 34m 32.727s in Tractor
>5h 33m 20s in Truck
>4h 37m 46.667s in Explorer
>2h 46m 40s in Cyber Wagon
holy shit, can you even ride in them without dying from radiation?
>Caution should be used as the Plutonium Fuel Rods will still generate intense radiation in a Truck Station or while in a fuel tank waiting to be consumed...Automatic refueling will create intense radiation from the Plutonium Fuel Rods stored in the Truck Station performing the refueling, and a moving intense radiation area from the vehicle loaded with fuel it won't burn for hours, days, or weeks.
>moving intense radiation area...won't burn for hours, days, or weeks.
brb gonna brick my save file, Iraq in Red Alert 2 style
>>13218354
is your wallet private too?

I still have $51m. It's Thursday...

>>13218681
Yeah... I'm multibuying anything with good divs and hoping tomorrow is kind to retards like (us) me.

>>13218681
Didn't you have like, $65m yesterday? Pace yourself better, Tampa... The liquid will become harder and harder to spend.

>>13218526
setting up the recycling part with drones for instance appears to be a thing youtubers like to fuck up for attention or something, connecting one line too early and you do all the shit in a hazmat.
Just fueling the drones too early when you had already configured them before but forgot is also a nice desaster.

>>13218845
all that money to burn and he's still not 5xing Marine
inflation can only get worse over time

>>13218815
>>13218845
>>13218930
I am not a smart man
>Buying 1x gura, 3x pekora, 2x marine, 1x hololive, 2x noel, 1x miko, 1x kiara, 3x subaru, 1x moona, 1x mio, 2x lamy, 1x flare, 1x choco, 1x irys, 1x risu, 1x kronii, 1x nabi, 1x sana, 1x ayamy
>and
>Selling 1x rushia
>in
>45 seconds.
>Expected Balance: $51,274,644.92 ($326,440.27)
>>13218888
>youtubers...attention...satisfactory
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrBjj4brdIRwRkGTLKqH5hlS_mlMYn_J0
None of them can ever hope to top this madman.

>>13218930
It's not even the inflation... it's the accumulation of wealth. Coin prices rise only slightly, but net worth grows exponentially due to divvies. More and more money to spend with a crabbing market.

I'M SICK OF CRABBING
LET ME OUT OF THIS CRAB SIMULATOR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>13219044

>>13218988
How do you even end up with that purchase lineup/multibuy spread? What's the decision-making process?

>>13219217
>>How do you even end up with that purchase lineup/multibuy spread?
Sniffing a lot of glue

>>13218988
>Buying Choco when she's still 2000 over value
Tampa, I'm supposed to be the retard with the chart, not you.

>>13219259

>>13218988
>pekora 3x
but cypher bought more mori lately you're supposed to get the metacoin nyooooo

>>13219018
Clean out the fucking dead accounts and dead shares. Smiles just locked up 56,000+ shares to forever bloat transactional volatility.

>>13219217
relative dips, my MPP, expected divvies, and the size of their tits, in no particular order
>>13219294
she has big tits and I like her
>>13219344
tits are beeg but coin too expensive. I'm buying some now too.

>>13219373
Incredibly based criteria

>>13218988
>Selling 1x rushia
Would you consider stopping, please?

>>13219352
doesn’t solve the core issue of not selling, Towa has 70k+ coins that will never be sold

>>13219442
I've done nothing but sell Rushia for 3 days.

>>13219044
>a measly 24 Marine
you had like a whole month to un-crab yourself
I know one of the poorer people is now on the oshiboard for her (real one) and turns out he rose like 30 places

Uh, excuse me, what the fuck happened to the booba board?
>>13219442
soundpost

>>13219373
>she has big tits and I like her
Carry on, then.

>>13219544
the dude in charge of the board worked some magic and now apparently the whole top 20 likes tits, even cunnyposters like tako

>>13218526
I didn't even realize my wallet was private, i've been 5x gen 3 coins when i have liquid.

>>13219625
Drey you nigger what the fuck

>>13219492
>Buying Marine while she's 5k over
I had like 400 Marine a month ago. The problem is that I've had a lot of green days but no really good reds to capitalize on. Nothing feels safe to invest in and everything's overvalued, even beyond what should be the pace of inflation, so I've just been building liquid with nothing to spend it on.
I'll probably just YOLOcoin into tomorrow's reds and hope I don't get fucked too hard long-term.

>>13219625
>Mori is a metacoin
>Top 20 are all boob lovers
Checks out.

>>13219850
Big tits fill a man's hand, but small tits fill a man's soul.

>>13219468
>>13219544
But anons, rushia always dipped these past 3 days. Don't tell me you've been selling at loss?

>>13219652
like this

>>13219922
Nah, I only started today. Pretty sure I bought way more Rushia these past few days than I sold today.

>>13219899
first of all big tits fill a trader's wallet
>>13219774
>>13219850
Guess if I spend a week 5xing Mori for ~3600 coins it'd pay out in 3-4 weeks and accumulate from there, wonder if that's a valid strat for longterm, just 5x everything and wait, never selling

>>13220000
Checked.

>>13219442
I made a promise to bread to never sell rushia, I haven't sold since, and I won't sell now!
Buy rushia! Hold rushia!

>>13220000
Checked

>Triangle has creeped all the way up to me on the leaderboard
she's broken!

>>13220094
Triangle has also been given millions by yfp

>>13220094
Triangle has the tako wife boost, he is a cheater

>>13220171
>>13220144
if it's a one-time payment, divvies will sort it out.

>>13220144
>>13220171
>85 million dollar ringo

>>13220219
auction unironically killed the game

>>13218815
Bro, tomorrow's a green day...

>>13220263
>killing a supposedly dead game
c'mon now

>>13220144
>>13220171
>>13220219
Tri is winning!

>>13220287
>supposedly

>>13220305
this isn't winning at all...

>>13220219
Okay I was about to say that triangle was a good player and has made some really good plays and showed a good understanding of the game based on private talks. But now? Fuck you triangle

>>13220459
his oshi is mori he was already on easy mode compared to others

>>13220269
Then I will buy EVERYTHING.

>>13220019
It's not a valid long-term strat. I refuse to elaborate!.

>The plebs angry at rich people with connections
Just like in real life!

>>13220459
smart lad that gets lucky and has it easy, simple as. No reason to hate the guy.

>>13220019
I haven't checked the numbers yet; this is mostly a hunch that I'm assuming to be true, but I have a theory: If Mori continues having days like she had most of this last week, if you 1x or even 2x Mori every day for a week, you'll make your money back from dividends and she'll have inflated to the point where you can cover the taxes spent just with the inflation.

>>13220644
I recognize your file names you bird brain idiot

>>13220459
Testing something, please understand. When I try to calculate my supposed leaderboard position, I subtract yfp's auction money in my mind.

>>13220597
>recites jewish excuses
fuck you, you kike

>>13220721
Spaghet... your actual filename memory reps...

>>13220721
and? i dont recall paying rent.

>>13218988
>Let'sGameItOut
sounded gay for a moment but this dude knows what's up holy hell

>>13220819
>>13220852
You guys are making me feel stupid, what the hell is happening?

>>13220459
as always, hate the game, not the player

>>13220894
his first few Satisfactory vids are actually why I started playing in the first place. the chaos he unleashed was the best hard sell I've seen on a game like this. playlist is a scuffed, I think you have to watch it bottom to top, if it's even in any kind of order.

>>13220933
First time I've been impersonated. It's an honor, even moreso since the investigator fell for it.

>>13220933
no idea but I hope this confuses you even more

>>13221027
yeah bottom to top, I was watching some other dude unfuck his uranium waste until I found him "reacting" to this and dropped him instantly because reactions are fucking cancer.

>>13221032
>no one has impersonated me
ngmi…

>has gotten millions in hand outs from yfp
>still can't top his own board

>>13221087
you fucking cunt.

>>13220943
Nah, I like the game and triangle is a nice guy
>>13221032
I fall for a lot of things, it's not that much of an achievement
>>13221087
Suisei is cute today too...

>>13221248

>>13221133
Don't worry Anon, you will get there eventually.
Checked.

Oh yeah the post about ame privating a stream is real, it's the guardian of the galaxy one. I can't believe I made it up in my mind and it was real.

>>13221434
but I already make a decent amount of posts here..

>>13221514
Nobody bothers trying to impersonate me, either, and I am instantly recognized half the time I post.

>>13221375
why are you the way that you are?

>>13221673
You too, huh? I can't hide, often even when I don't use an image.
Hey, do me a favour and name me. Bet you can do it.

>>13221845
schizo sensor says Triangle because that guy only types extremely properly

>>13221890
Wrong. Here, I think it's BBB.

>>13221747
What do you mean?

Congratz on the 30k coins BBB!

>>13220076
I also appreciate that anon, thank you.

>>13221905
you two are near interchangeable, but i should’ve known better because of the “huh”, and the “bet you”, you’re probably right.

>>13221890
>>13221905
Both wrong. Glad to see that at least some people can't figure me out.

No one know who I am

>>13222057
Oh, yeah. Priestess, you're supposed to be watching your oshi right now.

>>13222090
I know who you are

>>13222152
Who am I?

>>13222090
hello bread

>>13222181
A faggot that doesn't need to kneel to suck a dick

>>13222181
You’re me

>>13222181

>>13222096
Wrong, but that tako can smell me out from a mile away.

>>13222207
>>13222203
You will never guess i..
>>13222236
how the fuck

>>13222269

>>13222269
Go to sleep investigator

>>13221907
yeah yeah whatever ya say

>>13222314
You won the game, well played.
Is that you Priestess, you wily bastard?
>>13222326
Nice try.

>>13222552

The percentages getting more and more bleak...

>he still thinks MPP returns matter

>MPP in 2021

>>13221209
>>13221747
the best part is I haven't replied since posting "soulsei" and I know that one isn't even one of your filenames to begin with...

>>13222904
i dont forgot the ramifications of mpp but i think it's nice to look at.

>>13223034
>dont forgot
im tired fuck im getting lunch.

>enters thread
>MPP is a meme and it's not useful for your trades
>spreadsheets are the copium of nerds who thinks math actually matters
>masturbates to https://files.catbox.moe/fgoz93.jpg
>leaves thread

>>13222388
You'll have to speak more clearly if you want me to follow what you are saying here

>>13223147
based

>>13223086
you're not you when you're hungry
brought to you by Snickers

>>13223147
>>enters thread
>doesn't actually enter thread
tsk

>>13222571
You're a perceptive man.
Consider forgetting my sentence structure and vocabulary, please.

>>13219492
Are you referring to kenzoku schizos

>>13223379
we’re not schizophrenic

Oh god it hurts. Will buying overpriced mumei alleviate the pain?

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ONE... NINE...
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IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
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WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>13224069
>02:00:00

>>13224011
No, but I do it anyway.

>>13224069
>00:00:00

I want to cuddle... no homo

>>13224011
See >>13212861

>>13224343
i see. i will proceed to multicoin anyways, thank you.

>>13221938
On the what?
>Isreal
Cool. Thanks.
My condolences to your kangaroo wife.

>>13224069

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100 and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Divvies are almost here! If you want to get rid of all that pent up liquid in your wallet, you should start buying NOW! Remember to consider which coins' divvies were inflated last week when making purchasing decisions! Do not set up yourself for disappointment!

>>13225120
>plans knocking on the door to top 20
holy shit

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 5,826,893, a 1.37% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 102,226. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 328,583 shares, or 5.64% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 17,569 shares, or 0.30% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 41):
>Mel :: +10.2%
>Noel :: +6.2%
>Miko :: +5.9%
>Mio :: +5.4%
>Nabi :: +5.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Nana :: -2.5%
>Ina'nis :: -2.1%
>Iofi :: -1.7%
>AZKi :: -1.5%
>Haato :: -1.3%

1 coin (Polka) had a net 0% change in volume today.
19 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $115,527.57, which is a decrease of 0.84% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $84,803,382,302.95, which is an increase of 1.90% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $14,553.79. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $7,154,661,531.07 in total market value, or 8.44% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $97,699,314.75 in total market value, or 0.12% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 30):
>Rushia :: +58.7%
>Mel :: +27.7%
>Fauna :: +19.2%
>Miko :: +16.5%
>Luna :: +15.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Towa :: -39%
>Sana :: -35.7%
>Mumei :: -21.6%
>Nabi :: -20.3%
>IRyS :: -19%

27 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $108,589,564, which is an increase of 22.64% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $99,343,562.13 today, an increase of 14.16% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 25):
>Civia :: +21.9%
>Hololive :: +15.8%
>Sana :: +11.2%
>AZKi :: +11.2%
>Kanata :: +7.9%
>Fauna :: +7.1%
>Iofi :: +6.7%
>Towa :: +4.2%
>Ina'nis :: +3.5%
>Watame :: +3.4%

32 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

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I've updated the F.U.C.K. Report archive to lead in with the most recent G.U.R.A. report instead of the Numbers Review. This should reduce the initial load time for anybody trying to access other pages while I figure out a more permanent long-term solution.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Every day Mel isn't marrying me is a day wasted.

>>13206460
I'm incredibly late to respond due to being at work all day and meal prepping as soon as I got home but 10Q! Today is a good day to buy cute nephilim coin!

>>13226569
>kani
But BBB, you're supposed to love bombshells...

Mmm, goose chamber.

>>13227506
All this crab is driving me insane. Pls andastand.

>>13227748
Insane or not, keep to the keyfabe, brother.

>>13224069
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Thursday, November 18th

Correct, I've spent 7m in credits so far today. Thanks for asking.

>>13228743
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

>>13229203
5x'ing Gura since the start of today equals to about $5m spent in taxes. Multicoin eats a lot of credits.

Is it just me or was the Haato concert really bad?

>>13229513
Ahh, been there myself. I forgot to turn off my Mel 5x yesterday and ate a hell of a lot of credits as a result.

>>13222646
just follow the numbers and blindly buy miko I guess is what it tells me

>>13229657
Chasing last week's divvies... the sports festival lightning in a bottle...

>>13223379
nah there's a Robosa with 3k Marine

>>13229730
surely she'll go down I am fully aware but fuck me I have no idea how else to spend 78M in a week
also look at her speeen it must be a good coin

Need more Towa 3D...

>>13218988
My fucking sides, I'm sold, that conveyor belt tornado is the funniest shit I've seen in a while

>>13230710
Dunno if I did it wrong or of they actually patched out Hyperloop Entrance Accelerator, basically you have a transport tube and the entrance gives you a little boost but you never have to close the loop so what they'd do is start with 10 entrances and gain exponential speed, then turn the tube UP and fly over the whole fucking map. Can't get it to work anymore but the videos look like fun.

>>13230926
Sad, still I'm pretty sure you can make some really silly stuff, I'll definitely buy this later and get to planet cracking

Since when was the super page tied to user id and not name?

>>13232055
I'm still on there multiple times so, never?

>>13232137
It seems not all entires have been applied but a bunch of my dupes seem to be gone and it's tracking my current name as well.

Dear Tako Instruments,

Can I buy all of your Matsuri's bandaids for 30 million?

Sincerely,
Natsuiro Holdings

>>13232908
>handing away that much money to a top5
tummy no...

>>13232956
Tell me any other user with that much Bandaids then.

>>13233064

>>13233064
I'd happily sell you 3 for $215827,33 each what the fuck

>>13233064
>>13233225
H-San is definitely a more respectable choice, and he could use the stimmie

>>13233305
stfu H-san

>>13233305
I think H-san wants to be on the top of every item leaderboard, idk if he's willing to sell.

>>13233225
>>13233305
Ok then.

Dear H-san,

Can I buy all of your Matsuri's bandaids for 32 million?

Sincerely,
Natsuiro Holdings

>>13233280
>3
Not enough

>>13232908
I put my 38 up, feel free to pay whatever you want, legend.

>>13233487
you can still only bid on one auction at a time of the same item and he's already bidding on koronesuki's

>>13233487
Well, not now. I already bid on Koronesuki's. Honestly, we should be able to auction the same item at the same time.

>>13233487
>he used actual market logic on any of honks systems
enjoy your tax on those

>>13233566
no nyooo, I'm blind.
>>13233644
Will relist for adjustment time.

>auction rigging is happening
>have many matuli bandaid
>trapped in a Popeye's drive-thru
>can't participate
>can't make this a soundpost of Weird Al's "Trapped in the Drive Thru"
>chinesium Bluetooth adapter is wigging out and muting "center" panned audio, sounds like I put everything through a shitty vocal remover
>driver's side window motor decided あばよ、 it's 36° F and dropping
this sandwich better suck my dick but I know it's just going to wreck my ass on the way out tomorrow
>Error Posting: Your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
somebody posted fucking pizza using AT&T, have to VPN home just to shitpost
>error resolving DNS
The internet is out at my fucking apartment...can't even VNC to nasfaq

>>13234310
KoroneSuki's is up for almost 9 more hours. You have time to eat your sandwich.

>>13234310
I hear Popeye's make a very good chicken sandwich, I've never tried one but I've love to see how it holds up against my own. You're in good hands.

dumb yuropoor question to our glorious burgerfriends because I am on vacation anyways:
why do you drive everywhere to get some food?
Aside from cooking yourself of course being the best option for HOT food, sometimes you are lazy as shit or just too drunk.
I live in a big city and we have several Pizza, Burger and Kebab places delivering until 4am in the night (at least weekends, during the week its until 1am), most of them for no cost or for 1€.
Can't imagine burgerland doesn't have that. Or does that model not work when everyone just drive-thru-es everywhere?

>>13234948
What is this image trying to convey? This is clearly a monopoly-esque money, figure, and dice, but Aki's clothes are torn and she has a collar. What's the link here? Why was this image made?
Don't get me wrong, I like it, but I just can't wrap my head around it, there are so many questions.

>>13234948
who has sex for monopoly money

>>13235326
she lost hard in your drinking game.

>>13235299
because distances between people living locations and locations are large, requiring driving/delivery to take a considerable amount of time.

>>13235384
oof.
My kebab-place already knows me as a valued customer and their record from order to delivery is 8 fucking minutes. Perfect to order in home-office just before lunch break

>>13235326
An image of Fubuki eating a burger seemed too obvious so I just grabbed something from the massive folder of unsorted images. Thankfully I have very good taste so, you're welcome.
>>13235457
In addition to what they said, as a fellow yuro, delivery prices are typically marked up, not insignificantly, regardless of how cheap the delivery fee is. And I like driving, if I wanted some chicken at midnight and got to go for a spin, AND save money, hell yes.
windows update deleted all my thumbs.dbs as usual so I'm just clicking random shit and hoping it isn't red

>>13235457
I have a great Asian place just around the corner that does 4.80eur lunch deals. I usually call in the order, have a smoke and then go pick up my order as it's like 100m distance

>>13235560
yes, nothing ever beats home-cooking.
But if my meeting until 12:00 sharp extends unplanned until 12:23 I'm already placing my order when the next one is at 13:00, if I am not required I love to set up some rice but sometimes there's no time for even that.

>>13235299
I live in a college town, and delivery prices on food are obscene for anything other than pizza, which is still pretty overpriced. Coconut Virus also has a lot of stores closing up sooner (classes are still mostly remote, so there's not as much campus traffic, thus less incentive to stay open 24 hours). Most delivery services like DoorDash and UberEats also upcharge menu items when you order through them on top of charging a delivery fee and demanding a tip. Speaking of tips, since the delivery people barely get paid, they have no incentive to do the job well, and thus food has no less than a 30% chance of getting fucked over or outright stolen. If you report any issues, the service will refund you, but then you still don't have the food. Places like pizza joints and chinese food with dedicated staff are more reliable, but frequently suffer delays because that dedicated staff is usually made up of 16~20s kids who don't know where anything is and barely understand GPS.

It is cheaper, quicker, and more reliable for me to just get in my car and drive to get the food myself. I will only order delivery if I'm running up against a deadline and can't spare 30 minutes to get/make food.

>>13235326
Aki went on a big Monopoly Zatsudan bender for a couple of weeks. This was probably drawn during that.

She had to mortgage too many properties, couldn't afford the rent and is now my sex slave.
As far as Monopoly games go it's definitely one of my best.
Can anyone recommend a good tagging solution? My holo folder is officially too big but every time I try and fix it I just remember picasa and get sad

>>13236520
Try Hydrus although it's maybe a bit big if your goal is only your holo folder.

>>13236593
You say that...

>>13236593
>Hydrus
The water simulation program?

>>13236739
Hydrus network
https://hydrusnetwork.github.io/hydrus/

>a software suite for simulating subsurface water flow
I'm not a huge Gura fan but I do like cunny, this could work

>>13234948
I love this image. And trust me, I know their sandwich is good, but
>Popeye's
>wait nearly an hour
>sorry anon, we're out of sandwiches
lemme get tendies
>we're out of tenders
Gimme a pound of shrimp
>we're out of shrimp
What do you have...
>thighs, nuggets, coleslaw, mashed potatoes
Gimme one of each
>forgets my fucking drink
>forgets my coleslaw
>no utensils
>acted like I inconvenienced her by asking for this shit
>the "comment" tag of this mobile soundpost
And now it's 33° with freezing rain and the window is still stuck.
>>13235299
>delivering until 4 AM
Must be nice to live in a real city. America is a BEEG place, I live in a rustbelt shithole, and I was already out to pick up a prescription.
Mr. Yuropoor, does an 8 hour drive seem like a long time to you? Because that's Tampa to Atlanta, a drive I made many times in a previous life to "shitpost IRL" or 4 hours and nearly 400 km - Tampa to Miami for an odd job. That one is within the same state...
>>13235326
I love this image. It's sex.
>>13236520
You can install a small program that enables Windows' "native" tagging for GIF and PNG instead of just JPG. Bitch to add the tags, but you can just type whatever you're looking for into Explorer's search bar and find it instantly afterwards. Remind me to tell you what it's called if I ever get home.

my subsurface water flow approves of this program

>>13235560
>Thumbs.db
>He didn't use GPO to disable those wretched fucking things and install a proper thumbnail renderer like Icaros
NGMI

>>13236933
I don't know how Popeyes service is horrible everywhere. I don't think I've gotten a perfect order from them a single time. Their chicken is good though.

>>13236933
>400 km - Tampa to Miami
Drove to Colorado for vacation, 740 km in, still in the same state. yuros don't understand how big and far away things are in burgerland

>>13237146
Fucking this. I drive 4 hours and I've barely changed states. You drive 4 hours in Europe you've changed countries like 6 times.

>>13237061
>a bunch of gay nerd shit
No, I did not. I'm about to do a fresh install on a new NVME so I shall see about adding that to my OOBE script.

>>13237146
Lmao, try Texas

>>13238277
I am in Texas idiot.

>>13237529
Disabling a feature that litters any SMB fileshare I connect to with trash is nerd shit? Using an OOBE script for a personal device is nerd shit. Having to reinstall Windows often enough that making one would be worth it just makes you retarded...

I didn't disable the thumbnail cache entirely BTW, the GPO setting specifically mentions creating them in shared folders. Icaros plays nice with Windows' own thumbnail cache, and you also get thumbnailing for formats it doesn't otherwise support, "custom" thumbnails like displaying any embedded cover.ext in MKV files, the option to prefer cover_land.ext for said files, etc. It's great. MakeMKV usually embeds some kind of art it grabs from Blu-Rays by default, and I tried adding a poster or some art to anime or movie MKVs and that worked nicely too. I think setting MPV as default for certain video files rekt Windows' ability to show thumbnails for them, that might be why I installed it to begin with. It can dynamically cache thumbnails and Also monitor/scan specific folders you tell it to - I just opted for the former.

You shouldn't be seeing "Thumbs.db" in local folders to begin with...it puts them somewhere else like some %APPDATA% folder or something by default now. Windows Update also doesn't delete them, even for "major" numbered updates like 21H1. You sure you didn't run Disk Cleanup or have Storage Sense nuke them? You did disable Storage Sense, right Anon?

>>13238551
what the fuck is storage sense that sounds fucking gay let me google it
>naruhodo
openshell is genuinely the only reason W10 doesn't make me vomit daily, and I've had to support it at work for years

Have any of you installed win11? How is it? I can't use Linux for work

>>13239131
Replace all instances of OSX with W11 and this should answer your question.

>>13230926
>>13231098
Who needs Hyperloop portals to ṱ̶̨̥̼̬̖̯͇͚͉̞̫̯͎̗̑͜ͅh̶̢̡̧͉͉̤̣̥̤̙̳͍̓̆̒͊̈́̓̀ẹ̶̾̓̿̏͛́̉̀́̇͠͠ ̵̨̖͉͍̻͕͌̈̉̐v̸̧̩̩͍̣̩͚̗͔̥̞̬̤͕͛͛͜͝ͅŏ̶̡͖̗͖̰̥̪͓̜̝̱͔̩̝͎̝ǐ̸͎̥̖̩̟̪̟̖̳̇́d̸̢̧̩̝̫͚̹̮̓́̈̽̓̉͛͋̎͘ when you can just hop a ride on a Mk5 conveyor? Zoom zoom.
holy shit, the mic on this phone is way better than it has any right to be...I was going to delete that soundpost
>>13236776
This looks fucking awesome. Dear God I hope it can tag the actual files.

>>13239131
I shilled Edge for months in here but Windows 11 is fucking garbage.
>Centered taskbar
>Somehow worse than OSX's
>Trying to forcefully pry me away from using the taskbar the same way I have since Windows 95
>Artificially restricting the hardware it can run on when people ran the beta just fine on fucking Core2Duos
>Fuck you Satya
Going to use Windows 10 until they sunset it, hopefully by then Windows 11 gets its "8.1" to fix all the UI shit they needlessly ruined. Oh, wait, I deal primarily in out of date shitboxes with no TPM. I can hear the ghost of Terry A. Davis faintly shouting "nigger"...
>there's no gravy on these dry ass mashed potatoes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>13239710
>Going to use Windows 10 until they sunset it
I'll probably do the same. I'm seriously considering switching to linux now ffs. I use linux daily for work anyway so it should be fairly painless but I fear for my vidya.

OS as a service is terrifying, but W10 support "should" last until 2025, on the off chance we're not all fucking dust by then I'm sure someone will have come out with an uncucked version of 11.

>>13239988
>but I fear for my vidya
>88
Steam Proton is honestly fantastic. There's a lot of windows games that I just double click, and they run, little to no problem. If your game is using an anti-cheat, it's a different story, but EAC and Battleye are actually making theirs compatible with proton, so long as the devs enable it.
I really hope the Steam Deck works well, so devs actually make their games compatible

>Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC 2021
>Mainstream End Date Jan 12, 2027
>Windows Server 2022
>Mainstream End Date Oct 13, 2026
>Extended End Date Oct 14, 2031
>Minimum:
>1.4 GHz 64-bit processor
>512 MB (2 GB for Server with Desktop Experience installation option)
Hahahahaha. I have access to more student licenses of 2022 than I'll ever know what to do with. When they try to take Windows 10 out of my cold hands I'll just run 2022 on all of these old turds.
>>13240079
>>13239988
>that filename
SaaS Software as a Service is fucking cancer that has no place whatsoever in the consumer world. Apple unironically are the only fuckers that ever did it right, because it is free with minimal strings attached. You can grab an 8 year old MacBook and update it to the latest version of macOS with no issues. My Surface Pro 2 is a Microsoft product. No TPM, no Windows 11. People with 1-2 year old Surface products are locked out of W11 because the CPU is too "old". Niggers.
>>13240079
Longer, if you want to be pedantic. 2027 for LTSC, an extra 4 years of security updates to Server 2022 after that which is really just "Build 20348.169" of Windows 10...
>>13240211
>it's still Wine under the hood
eh. if it gets to that point, I'll likely switch to Proxmox and deal with GPU passthrough to a dedicated W10 VM before I actually try to DD Linux and game on it directly
tell me how I know you don't play JRPGs...

>>13240211
I'm actually more concerned with my old jrpgs desu. Like the Tales of and the Trails series. I'll try to setup a VM later so I can test how well they perform.

>>13240497
https://www.protondb.com/search?q=Tails%20of
You can check on ProtonDB to see the experience of others for steam games
https://lutris.net/games
Lutris has more games and games not on steam, but it's a bit less well organised

>>13240740
>Tails
kek
Looking at the site it seems they work but I've been cursed with an nvidia GPU and most of these people seem to run it on amd and iirc nvidia drivers for loonix are dogshit.

naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>13235925
>demanding a tip
last time I tipped in my life was when the dude at the bar we were drinking gave me preferential treatment because I drink like a sewage hole and he recognized that, came when I was at 1/4th of my drinks so I could order almost seamlessly.
Spent 100€ that night on booze alone.
I pay my deliveries with PayPal and just claim I have no cash (I do). Same I do with beggars. If those are pesky for a few meters I look them straight in the eye and ask if I should swipe the card through their asscrack

>>13236688
Horus takes tons of dedication to properly install and manage as well as making almost a copy of your collection.
You might be faster literally just sorting the folder.
>inb4 light theme
LTSB has no dark theme

People on this list, please put up your webcams for sale so I may purchase them I will spend 100k on each one, thank you.

>>13236933
>400km
>8 hours
400km is half of Germany, 8 hours is a train ride to Austria from here up north.
I would refuse to travel that distance by car, way too used to go everywhere by train and enjoy some beers and some animu or mango on the ride.

>>13241287
Anything for you, bae

>>13241385
Please don't refer to me as bae, I'm taken. We can be friends though.

>>13241354
oh yeah, also I don't even have a car. No place to have it save from the elements and looting lefites near my flat and I physically lost my driver's license 2018 when some nigger mogged my wallet while I slept on a train ride piss-drunk. Didn't bother to get a new one because I am a paper driver anyways.

>>13241072
nah, they're fine really, especially nowadays. It's installing them and updating them that can be a hassle, and the FOSS people hate that it's closed source. But once it's running, I haven't had problems with them. Obviously "linux" is really wide and there's a whole bunch of different setups, so ymmv

>>13237146
oh we do very well understand it. I mean I do because a friend of mine travelled murrca by car on vacation once and told me of the day long drives through Nevada.
Be happy it's not Siberia you need to traverse.

>>13241481
You'll always be in my heart, we had some good times.

>>13241287
why didnt you ask this a week ago when I still had way over 200 of them baka

>>13239496
anywhere unexplored I just lay new electric poles and fly everywhere to collect all the hidden shit on the way. Really need to make a new save where I play solo to get to know the pain I guess.

>>13241633
I'm not sure what you're talking about here but we can still be friends!
>>13241661
I was buying at 25k each for the longest time but I've gain inheritance money that I want to spend.

>>13241751
thinking about how much money I could've made off of this

>>13239710
it's an odd numbered windows why did you even install it holy shit
what's the deal with longing for new shiny shit when you got comfy with your current setup?

>>13241795
Always was there for the 25k each, I wasn't rich enough to up it to 100k each back then.

>>13241751
Ta

>>13241840
would you buy 217 at 100k for each today though

>>13240470
some hackerman friend had actual hackermen scan ports for shits and giggles and mogged an excel sheet full of valid keys from some australian government dude who also happened to bunker child porn. Was kind of a wild story how the cops weren't sure who to sue first in that case.

>>13241891
Oh that, I don't really have anyway of participating due to circumstances which I've mentioned.
>>13241934
I wouldn't make the post if I wasn't willing to buy all of H-san's and Tako's Webcams right now.

Also stating that I will buy Towa hats at 1mil each on top of that.

>>13242076
what could have been... 30million gain damn

>>13242156
petite image, cute.

>>13242156
I also didn't have inheritance money back then, offers are only like this because I have $109mil 1 day before divvies and I honestly dislike his handouts even if I love the other kenzoku. Even back when I got the initial gift and the bugged money I spent it on auctions and 5x Towa.

this just in, mumi doesn't like tomatoes that much. she's never eaten one like an apple.

I willa nevera sella a Towa hata. Stacka thatta hatta,

>>13242302
goddamnit she was talking about getting groceries why the fuck would you buy tomatoes then.

>>13242321
honk is scared of the power and thus will never implement it

>>13242262
well to be honest this is all just throwing words out into the wind, I dont think I'd sell anything cause I liked hoarding my items, im pretty sure hsan is similar boat. Tako's oshi is money im positive he would go for it if he saw your posts? dunno

just sc it away bruh, or gacha it away

>>13242409
I slow roll the gacha already and do a couple every day, and I'd rather not sc because that feels like too much of me wasting it as it was a gift.

Tower is acting fucky.

>>13242527
Tower is dead but I froze his corpse.

>>13242368
we don't have spaghetbro to back me up on this but make a sauce out of them, smash them up, some salt, tons of pepper, basil, thyme and you're golden. Get all the dumb water out of there for more flavour

oh god SHIT I forgot weekday still mean the construction work next to where I live starts in 20 mins, I was planning on sleeping... soon-ish since 6 hours.

>>13242661
Good luck mikofag

>>13241163
Yeah, but in Europe tipping is something you do for a Reason. In Burgerland these people legitimately get paid less than a quarter of minimum wage because it's expected that their tips will cover the difference.
Yes, that's bullshit.
No, I don't tip anyway.
No, it doesn't stop them from asking.
I'm not gonna be rude to the guy asking for a couple of bucks because the wage laws in this country were drafted in the 1800s and haven't been updated in 70 years.

now i missed the rest of the stream because my dinner wasn't done, good night. mori is still zero on poi and better be that way when i wake up

>>13242807
I'll just say it's based you are still looking out for your fellow countrymen. That said, don't tip if you can't afford it I'd say. But then again, if you're THAT poor do not use services involving tips at all.

I've come to watch more Fubuki lately because I didn't see much of her in collabs anymore which brought me to her birthday concert which is old news by now.
I just wanted to address, if we ever need objective or official booba rankings we might just go by their idol outfits, the stuff Watame wears is reserved for the cows.

>>13243106
I was going to use the idol outfits, but most of them don't have good footage.

>>13243106
Watame is a verified milker. You don't come up with wakipai without having the assets to make it work.

>>13243306
Sheep's milk is pretty good stuff.

>>13243153
Not sure if you would want to, but the current data should be looked at regardless because if it's still >>11464230, Miko at 0.77 and Watame at 0.67 which is a bit questionable

>>13243346
Plus Mio only looks marginally larger than Towa here but is double her score.

>>13243153
I mean that's a question of if you're ready to ride the waves
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=beyond+the+stage
it's not as consistent as that dude says, mikochi is huge I tell you

>>13243418
Miosha is confirmed around the same size as Miko, both confirmed "D yori no E" and "E yori no D". Towa is a B at best, maybe a C in the right outfit which doesn't make sense.

I happen to have contacts in the /e/ breast ranking thread dicksword the admin happens to be a woman apparently knows her shit, we could extract a ranking out of that based on whatever objective material we send in.

>>13243508
Again, I was saying that idol outfits can't be entirely trusted, I know Mio is large but in that first video, she only looks a tad larger than Towa in them.
I'm just permanently salty that Towa is considered petite and not medium.

ohhh konnui

>>13243603
you are rightfully so, the only board in gen4 is Kanata

Night
Will be sleeping for her collab with her new chubba (daughter)

Keep Towa medium so she schizo fans don't infringe on the cunny cup.

>>13243667
>Keep Towa medium
that implies she's already being considered medium which she isn't :^)

>>13243644
checked and oh dang is that today? Good thing Risu didn't make me nut today.

I just want to say that Matsuri is NOT flat.

>>13243723
She isn't, but she is petite.

>>13243723
>leech of her gen
>trash content
>makes ayame look good
Padding her bra isn't a stretch

>>13243752
I could accept that. It’s just that people usually group her with the holowall which is just undeserving of her. Canonically she’s probably around the same size as Pekora.

>>13243824
I would definitely say she is smaller than Pekora, but the holowall is definitely just a holdover from this image and years/months of discussion which matters more in these discussions than actual size. See Kanata being weighted as larger than Matsuri as reference in the rankings.

>>13243805
May you be enlightened and realize all of your wrongdoing one day.

>>13243985
May she be enlightened and realise all of her wrongdoings one day.

>>13243322
Ah Bath

>>13244078

>>13244191
Sorry, Tupac, despite growing up in Florida I never learned to speak Sand.

>>13241263
Just use the hydrus-dd plugin lol, it does most of the work for you
I only save specific characters, so I've had no use for it though

>>13241354
>trains
We could've had some nice fucking semi-privatized trains with federal subsidies...you know, the same way yurop keeps their trains running. Nooooooooo, that's communism. Instead we have Amtrak's half-dead corpse. Plus a variety of stillborn "private enterprise" ((trains)) that will either never be built, or were literal kickbacks from crooked state governors to their actual fucking relatives that nobody would ever ride to begin with.
>>13241718
Multiplayer's not a buggy broken mess anymore?
>>13241812
>install it
I didn't. I ran the beta in a VM and decided "fuck this"
>>13241943
wat?

>>13244360
that ain't me. sheep's milk is fucking gross, but there are some bretty good cheeses made from it

>cheese
>organizing images
>sheep
>tipping culture
>trains
>windows
this is the single most off-topic fucking thread on this entire board and I love it
>>13241287
will you take as few as 4?

>>13245397
>4
25k each if it's only 4. 100k offer only applies to those on that board as they hold the largest shares of webcams. Please do note that I will prioritize higher quantities on the auctions, like Tako's.

Imagine getting lowballed AND having your fling denied. Who can live like this? No wonder women are mental.

>>13245561
Oh it was you, Tupac, and you're actually on the board. I still stand by the 25k statement though, because it's such a low quantity, and I want to prune the board of those with high amounts.

Any /nasfaqg/ musicians?
I can't find any classical guitar arrangements of hololive songs

>>13246019
I'm not sure why you think you'd even begin to find something like that. SSS ain't exactly Wonderwall.

>he doesn't have a cheap fender replica with an alibaba wrap of his oshi

>>13246275
you'd be surprised at the amount of guitar arrangements of anime ops

>>13246275
Perhaps you need better taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg9c4-UZKek

Please someome post that webm that shows how flat rushia is

>>13246019
Best I can do are chords and piano arrangements.
I don't really think there's any holo songs that even could get a decent guitar arrangement.
https://chordify.net/chords/palette-various-artists-topic
https://musescore.com/user/35982457/scores/6633771
And with that, good night.

>>13246524

Since you guys were talking about booba I jave a question before I go ti work. Where does ame rank in the booba leaderboard for myth?

>>13245561
>>13245720
bait and switch, you kike. I scheduled it to not conflict with any of the other sales.

>>13246908
Mori > Kiara > Ame > Ina = Gura

I miss the Anon that used to make these.

>>13246926
I checked the thread right before I went to sleep, I likely won’t be awake in time to bid on Tako’s if I were to bid on yours or any body else’s. I’d rather secure 143 than your 4 if I can’t trust myself to be up.

>>13247001

>>13247028
I’m extremely lavish/uncaring with spending my money, I’m not worthy of that image.

>>13246953
Have you seen ame wothouth her coat? They are massive, way bigger than kiara's tits.

>>13242302
Based as fuck.
Every day I come closer to liking her again.

>>13232908
Good to see you here Natsuiro, I've missed you.
Are you back to actually playing the game or are you just collecting hats, items, etc.?

>>13247946
What are you? 9yo? Eat your fucking tomatoes.

>>13248004
No, I will not!
I'm making a Caprese salad this sunday

>>13245397
This is literally the comfiest and best thread on this board right now because no one's being an apeshit nigger and if someone tries to ruin the atmosphere, everyone would just ignore and abandon the till the nigger leaves.

>>13248136
thats because we're all apeshit retards here you fucking dumbass

>>13248176
>thats because we're all apeshit retards here
you haven't seen the Rushia thread then

>>13248212
Please don't remind me. I just go there to grab cute rushi picture and nothing else.

>>13248176
have you met Marineschizo?

>>13247946
Now I just buy things in the auction or donate on certain days from time to time. I already sacrificed a semester of my university to play this game instead of writing my final year paper so I can't actively play it anymore. Not to mention that I get into an internship and commuting is hell. Maybe after I graduate, I might make a sub-account to start again. If I don't immediately get a job that is.