/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>spending your time hating a 2view
ngmi

I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Kamiko Kana. Every day I would wake her up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some Viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that it'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. Every single one of her remaining eggs will be put to maximum possible use, she will become the most optimized woman in history. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Kana as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll help her develop recipes suited to her nutritional needs specifically to increase the chances of healthy multiples. When she wakes up every morning, I'll rub my fingers along her underbelly and just the stimulation will be enough to bring back so many memories of my pampering her that she'll start drooling and edging on the spot. I'll even bake her home-made lactation inducing cookies in the shape of Poptarts and Bepis to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. Kana will literally become addicted to being pregnant with just how much love I'll shower her with. Every day I will treat her like a breeding queen, and she won't ever not want a couple babies in her womb so that she can just laze around and be pampered by me. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere, but her breasts won't grow at all. Sometimes she'll even get some sudden cravings that result in her belly bloating up just a little bit more. Maybe the baby kicks can even jostle her stuffed stomach and make cute grumbling sounds that I can rest my head on her belly to listen to. I will wake up in the middle of the night to my cute wife Kana's stomach grumbling due to her weird cravings based diet and kicking children in her womb and I will instinctually move to rub her beautiful round belly and kiss her on the back of the neck for which she will undoubtedly call me a cringe retard with that hyper-erotic tone that sounds equal part nervous about being a mother of three and excited about taking care of our kids and getting to be pregnant again after she gives birth. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call, and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. Every day would be a non-stop stream of kisses and hugs and creampies and based behavior. Kana will be the happiest girl in the world and every year we will set a new world record for the highest number of children a couple has ever had. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore, I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs, I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.

Man I just HATE kamiko kana twitch.tv/kana

1) doesnt stream enough
2) even when she does schedule stream, takes it off anyway cos muh headache muh stomach ache
4) failure vtuber
5) annoying nyanners-like voice, tries too hard to be old nyenners
^) tries to be too much like a kid when shes obviously an old hag
99) low effort streams

She stinks so bad. I want to be buried with that stink. Embalmed by the stink. Made one with the stink.

cant hate vtuber who streams like 30 minutes once a month

>>13143040
#48 panders too hard to worryfrens by talking about her depression on stream

>>13143101
At least change it to concernfags.

>>13143040
#48 panders too hard to concernfags by talking about her depression on stream

>>13143116
In the end we all Gosling the same way

I HATE how kana copied Amelia Watson twitch.tv/Watson hicc trope!

She makes my dick hard, it displeases me

Kana.

>>13143077
she is supposed to stream 4 times a week but cancels half of them, she is just too lazy to make a schedule so you miss most of the streams unless you frequent the discord

>discord

I love Kana!!! I want to have SEX with Kana!! I want to FUCK Kana right in her tiny foxgirl CUNNY! I want to MATING PRESS Kana into submission! I want to make Kana lose to my COCK! I want to SUCK on Kana's tiny TITTIES until her NIPPLES are sore! I want to devour Kana's PUSSY and slurp up all her JUICES! I want to slap Kana's ASS as I RAWDOG her from behind! I want to BITE Kana's neck as I FUCK her and make her SCREAM! I want to CHOKE Kana and PULL HER HAIR! I want to CUM all over Kana's TINY body! I want to make Kana SUCK my DICK like my URETHRA is a straw and my BALLS are a milkshake! I want to rub my PENIS all over Kana's FACE and call her my little SLUT! I want to make Kana my BITCH! I want to CREAMPIE Kana's tiny CUNT after A WHOLE NIGHT OF NONSTOP SEX! I love Kana!

I hate that my second favorite vtuber Kamiko Kana just announced she is going to collab with my favorite vtuber Fallenshadow. I'm absolutely raging, that much cunny in one stream is illegal and sickening, I am rock hard in disgust.

I hate the lewd stories they write about that dumb fox. https://ghostbin.com/XB3Nh

I hate how she makes my dick hard

>>13143603
Imagine a better feeling than fucking the shit out of junkie Kana... oh wait, you can't.

I can't believe this stupid bitch drives away her own YouTube fanbase then has the audacity to attempt to leech off of someone as sweet and vulnerable as Shadow. This bitch has already talked about how she desperately wants to go back to Corpo, just another Shadow backstabber in the making. It's fucking disgusting

>>13143002
I'm hard now

Do you think Kana remembers to close the chain on her door at night or does she just close the deadbolt and call it good? Do you think she's silly enough just to lock the knob like it's the door on her room?

>>13142866
>thread posted by “The Real Kamiko Kana”
she’s self hating so...
I baleeb it.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ExquisiteAmorphousStinkbugBrainSlug-3ijyGBaLMyTi_Eif?tt_content=url&tt_medium=clips_api

>>13142866
is this the discord vtuber?

>>13146303
No, that's Purin. She actually cares about her fans enough to stream for them on YouTube, Twitch, and Discord

why she was thinking kana hated her?

>>13143395
uh oh
dont say that or shell go into another break weak

>>13146519
>Kana was going to collab with Purin 2 or 3 weeks ago. This collab was part of a full week of collabs that Purin was doing with various Vtuber friends that she has made.
>Kana loves to feel superior to Purin because she's a numberfag bitch at heart so she makes sure to heavily space out her collabs with her to show dominance, because she knows if Purin could she would collab with Kana once a month because Purin loves Kana.
>Kana checked Purin's Twitter to check the time of the collab because she's too lazy to write shit down and then saw Purin's schedule and how every day that week was a collab with someone else. This pissed Kana off because the collab wasn't special, she was only one of Purin's many friends that week.
>She pretended that she had a headache to take power back from Purin so it was the special "Kana-allowed" collab she wanted and then seethed for an entire week about how she is still completely and utterly alone with no V-tuber friends but Purin. Back when she was planning the Twitch switch she talked a lot about how Twitch had much better discoverability and networking opportunities and she's clearly done fuck-all with it.
>I bet that's what led to that shitty Vshojo collab she did, she got all pissy and wanted to prove that she could have friends too and jumped into a collab with a bunch of big male streamers and Vsluts. Funny how she fumbled that entire thing and said absolutely nothing that whole collab like the awkward failure she is

Just lol

>>13143002
interesting

ill be honest with you guys...
https://streamable.com/sin7cr

>>13146799
Like a little kid who tries to hide when they get in trouble, daddy needs to give her the belt and even her out

>>13146679
Don't forget she also promised to stream earlier when she moved out and she still streams at exactly the same time. All moving out has done is turn her into more of a stupid schizo bitch.

>>13146799
tell her she isn't overthinking this
tell her she should be afraid
tell her she will never be happy
tell her to never come back
tell her she's not awesome

>>13147157
She's lurking the threads, clearly she wants someone to say something to her that isn't the empty garbage she gets from her faggy yes-men. Tell her everything you think about her, don't leave anything out

>>13146679
I love bitch Kana, she's so fucking cute when she's pissed as fuck and has mental attacks for dumb reasons, is like an open book, I can almost feel her reading this while ego searching into an anti thread and being mad as fuck, if only I could restore her mental stability with my dick

you will never live down getting the same artist as gura

that was a horrible mistake and I'm almost entirely certain that nacho knows exactly what you did

>>13146799
Ho ho, I'll be honest but this is just my opinion, no matter how mad, sad, depressed, etc that person may get, it's always worse to not let it out
I don't know what's the problem but if she never says anything there is no way her audience will read her mind and do something about it

>>13147300
is she lurking in each and every thread? I really want to absolutely make sure that she hears my every word.

>>13142905
>spending your time replying to a bait thread
ngmi

How can k*na even compete with Nacho-sensei?
Hint: she can't

>>13149206
>not posting on /vt/ as if you knew that your oshi will be in the thread reading your posts
I hornypost whenever I am on her threads with that in mind and I enjoy doing it

>>13149454
Based and same

I hate her so much I wrote fifty pages of smut about her.

>>13154603
53, writefag. You wrote 53. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vBLev-KLZuDZMR8pVSaLaIAXuMYSd1-JEpYP6630PI4/edit?usp=sharing
Now when are you writing more?

>>13156676
I am currently writing one but it has been slow going, unfortunately.

>>13143040
>tries too hard to be old nyanners

so you prefer new nyanners? disgusting

Damn brat, seducing adults like that, who does she think she is? She's gonna have to learn this lesson the hard way.

Who is this. Sell me on her. I might be her new paypig.

>>13156946
>he thinks he can top ferret
I'm having a hearty kek lads

>>13156765
Will be looking forward to it.

>>13157023
I can give you the theme. Cheating on Kana with Purin.

>>13146799
What's the problem? Why is she scared?

>>13157066
Oh boy.

>>13157066
You've changed...
not that I'm complaining.

>>13157139
N-no.. I'm just trying to keep my content fresh... hahah

>>13156946
state how much you're paying, money is the only thing she really cares about at this point.

>>13158503
32 bitcoins.

>>13142866
https://youtu.be/-bkceRO5vz0?t=184

>>13160107
Nacho hate

>>13147097
oh yeah
i totally forgot she said she would do longer streams at different hours now that her family wasnt there to interrupt her

>>13147157
like nyanners trying to get back the old audience she dissed
i hope kana isnt stupid enough to try to do the same as pink cat
the damage is already done and trying to go back will only make everything worse

>>13157087
youtube trolls

>>13162400
You're deluded if you think this is even close to what nyanners did.
Youtube blows ass, people only use it out of necesity. Good riddance.

>You're deluded if you think this is even close to what nyanners did.
>Youtube blows ass, people only use it out of necesity. Good riddance.

schizo got blown out so hard last night he made a dedicated anti thread. this is pitiful.

lets play green light flesh light

>>13143040
You missed the only one that matters.

>Left Youtube to engage in Twitch culture exclusively.

Dead to the world.

>>13166924
Kana made the thread, retard, can't you read?

>>13143675
I want to hatefuck Kana until she apologizes for being a schizo and gets over herself. I will then proceed to comfort her in aftercare and take care of her until we decide to get married and have at least 8 kids. She will keep streaming, but only as a side hobby while being a housewife. I will provide the majority of income.

>>13143040
>^) tries to be too much like a kid when shes obviously an old hag
Not a downside

>>13143040
>1) doesnt stream enough
That's how she makes you an addicted schizo

is she still a schizo?

>>13142866
I'll watch her when the henreader model is done

>>13142866
Hmm ... Damn female kid ...! !! !! Seduce an adult
I need rape correction ...

>>13174206
Are you still gay?

>>13160107
I've since realised this is only one side of the story from an actual sperg with a history of playing victim, blaming others, burning bridges and admitting to lying often
i.e. literally me IRL, ok maybe not the last part

>>13162400
She doesn't care about you YouTube only fags, she never did. She only joined YouTube because she had to for Tsunderia. If it was her choice she never would have been on YouTube to begin with just ask her

>>13143040
#51: Attacked nacho for not responding to her request after 3 seconds.

>>13157066
Well I finished the story. It's in the Tsunderia thread since it's more of a Purin story! I haven't written anything in a while, so I hope you all enjoy it!
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>>13157087
She is not scared
She doesnt want to interact with the subhumans on youtube

>>13183222
Talk about depressing. You've made me emotional, Anon. I never thought I'd cry to a Kana story.

>>13184313
Thank you, that's high praise!

>>13143040
yeah, that's fair.

She's collabing with Purin, come watch you massive faggots https://youtu.be/4dTwEXfi870

>>13186374
>bloons
I sleep

High res fox

>>13186841
why is she so blurry

Purin calling Kana a nigger, you gotta love it

>>13142866
why she dont twit aboutit?

>>13148332
Kana was first mate. Too bad she erased the evidence.

Kana stop talking about Gura please, I beg you.

I was already hating kana before it was cool.

>>13187122
tsunderia is the most pozzed company on earth, Purrin will doing a BLM marathon stream to make up for that

Good collab.

>>13188528
cool

>>13188528
purin is pretty based

this Korone knock off is pretty cute, should I switch from Kana?

>>13176687
congrats anon, you finally realized
what took so much of your time?

>>13191177
The dubs say yes, embrace the dog

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>>13193922
top bully material with how fragile she is

>>13193922

>>13142905
haters make you big

>>13204238
kana is a big guy

>>13204272
With a big cock https://files.catbox.moe/ludo8q.png

>>13194767
sad uoh

What happened to kana's "new model"?

>>13206277
Not supposed to be ready until early next year iirc

I miss pre-twitch kana

kana love

>>13142866
Who?

Kana is SUPER CUTE!

>>13142866
Is this one the that leaked the bf or am I thinking of someone else.

>>13213779
your post is really vague but i think you're thinking of this dumplingshirara clip https://streamable.com/82tfiw

>>13213830
Ah yeah that's the one

>>13213779
No, Kana just fucks her dog.

is she going to cancel tonight?

>>13216129
I love kana I hope not

>>13213779
You're thinking of Koopa

Seriously I hope Kana burns in hell.