/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1263793
Keep your semen and workout, be healthy for your waifu. If you're healthy she will be happy and love you more.

No. My oshi must be worshipped properly in purity.

>>1263793
>masturbating to aqua
forbidden

>>1263793
>By masturbating to her doujins and art you make them more popular directly increasing her popularity.
This is not true unless you masturbate in public while also making it visible that you masturbate to her.

>>1264255
Don’t let your semen rot inside of you

>>1264361
It wont rot, your semen would be converted back and you will have more energy

>>1263793
I do, thanks.

>>1263793
I always fap during my oshi milestone streams and cum while she celebrates hitting said milestone.

>>1264412
What form of power is this

>>1263793
Yes I do it regularly but to fan arts instead. However by your logic, it seems that I need to do more each day. I'm not sure if my balls can handle it.

>>1264255
>increasing the chances of prostate cancer
>healthy

>>1263793
My waifu is a VN character, sorry.
And masturbation is a private, unverifiable act by default so it wouldn't contribute to their popularity, unless you advertised your film of you jerking off to your waifu or something.
I wouldn't want my waifu to be popular, do you really want to see her whored out in doujins, copypasta and r34?

>>1264961
>do you really want to see her whored out in doujins, copypasta and r34
I mean... Yeah? Of course I want more art of my waifu.

>>1264309
>he doesn't graffiti porn of his oshi in public places

>>1263793
I physically cannot masturbate to Subaru

I already do! Multiple times a week!!

but I can't do it all the time because my true love is a shipgirl from Azur Lane and even though Noel would fit right in with that universe I can't let my heart stray too far from Taihou, the girl I'm head-over-heels for.

>>1269798
>AL
Eww. She was perfect in KC though.

>>1269798
More captions like what you posted?
Love that stuff.

>>1269909
I vastly prefer her AL design, not even considering the tittays. Black hair is such a huge weak spot for me, even if she looked nice with brown hair in kancolle and her eyes are just breathtaking to me. plus she looks like a million bucks in every single one of her outfits

>>1270113
Good anon, AL is superior.

>>1270007
oh, whoops, I didn't even notice it was the captioned version, lol. just scrolled through my phone and found the most recent Noel one (kuavera is godly regardless)

I found that one on reddit, which should be the sauce if you reverse search. There are also a couple threads on /trash/ where people make captions along those lines that you could request one of your chuuba

>>1270218
whew. aha.

th-thanks, anon..I really do think that way almost all the time and fapped almost exclusively to AL girls before I found Noeru but don't want to go too off topic here!..

>>1270218
It just baffles me why the two designs so vastly different.

>>1270357
Thanks for sharing with the class. Bit embarrassing that you shared the caption accidentally!
Keep up with those cute crushes.

>>1263793
>>1269636

>>1263793
Subaru is not for lewding

>>1270643
...yeah, I actually felt incredibly sheepish once I realized that I had posted the caption and it made me blush quite a bit..quite and uncharacteristic slip on my part but, well, not a big deal I guess

>Keep up with those cute crushes.
.....um...I will! I tend to develop crushes kinda easily so I have to be careful but Danchou is very cute and lovely! Here's a regular one of her that I like, to make up for my mistake earlier!!

>>1271166
Pretty easy to tell you were like that just from your previous posts anon, didn't need to admit it. But I guess you love admitting how weak you are.
I quite like this subreddit, I'll be on the lookout for those /trash/ threads.
Consider your little mistake forgiven.

>>1271853
sheesh..! I wouldn't say that I love admitting that, truly...I really was mortified that I hadn't been paying close enough attention to catch that in the first place...regardless of how true me being weak to that stuff is.

I have to say that just the way you talk about all this is giving me a certain kind of vibe, one which tells me that I should probably refrain from divulging anything else or digging more of a hole..hah. Glad you enjoyed finding that subreddit though

>>1272510
I feel like this is the start of a relationship somehow. For reference I am not the anon you were talking too. But it's cute.

>>1263793
But... but i can't, i just can't see her in a pervert way, she is too goofy and innocent.

>>1264255
Fuck off with this anti-sex and workout shit. You're a fucking imbecile retard createn.

Ever since our first date together I can't stop myself.

I just did, speaking of which is it normal for your hair to rise if you’re just sitting and orgasm?

>>1263793
I physically can't lewd Subaru

>>1263793
I only want my oshi to gain the right kind of fans. I don't want to make her popular with people who would lewd her. Those kimoi freaks can stay away.

>>1263793
My oshi is already successful. She doesn't need creepy coomer fans
>>1264900
>Beating out cum ropes to a girl you don't even know as a substitute to getting a girlfriend further spiraling you into a parasocial mental hell after that dopamine wears off
>Healthy

>>1264255
>be healthy and workout
>be able to acquire greater amounts of cash with your extra energy
>be able to drop more supa

>>1263793
I cannot lewd Towa, it's already hardwired to my brain. She's just very cute and pure.

>>1279418
>pure
lol

>>1263793
I am not so naive as to believe merely masturbating to my oshi will increase her popularity. Fortunately, I'm commissioning fetish porn of her on monday, and that'll definitely do it.

>>1263793
I'm saving my cum for my oshi, so I can pur it all inside her aging womb.

>>1263793
degeneracy.

>>1263793
I'd masturbate with Subaru's vagina, if you know what I mean.

>>1263793
My oshi hates her lewds

>>1263793
Eh I can’t see Ina that way. I think she’s beautiful, but I can’t lewd her. It feels like I’m violating something sacred.

>>1277659
Go back

>>1285626
That doesn't stop me to masturbate to your oshi lewds

>>1264900
Ah yes, my 0.00001% less chance of prostate cancer is worth being a smelly coomer for.

>Polka koikatsu card
>Get her to open up to me more
>Finally get to start teasing her
>First time we do anything it's a risky day and she's a-the-fuck-ok doing it without a condom
>Flood my oshi's womb with cum over and over again
god fucking damn it im going to rip my dick clean off my body

>>1263793
I have never masturbated to a vtuber but i've tuned to a stream almost every day for about a year now, what does that make me anon?

>>1263793
Jokes on you. I’ve been masturbating to Hololive waifus before I even knew they were Hololive waifus. I’ve lost count of the time I’ve jerked off to A-chan. Something about the glasses, short blue hair with a bow and jeans makes me bust a nut every fucking time. I need help.

>>1287873
Go back to your nofap cult

>>1287873
It's actually about 3%, assuming you ejaculate 4-7 times per month, with the benefits increasing as you get older and more at risk.

>>1269636
same, she's too pure

>>1269636
>>1288858
I beg to differ