/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12542382
Because I'm not entertaining.

m*le

>>12542382
too old

do you think Kiki would give me her old model

>>12542502
there are hag threads and a lot of hag chuubas, that's not an excuse.

Hey, its sasa and eudrick

>>12542435
it's ok neither are most vtubers.

I'm a man who is unapologetically chuuni and more than a little menhera if I let go of my filters, so I don't really have a place in vtubing with my pre-existing male debuff

>>12542382
I don't do a lot of shit. I'd run out of stuff to talk about pretty soon, so there would be a lot of dead air. My dark sense of humor rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

Nobody wants to watch a vtuber go borderline stalker schizo for their oshi. I'll stick to being a menhera listener instead.

>>12542382
But I have

>>12542502
People on their late 30s and early 40s are Vtubers anon. Even if you older than that it doesn't matter for vtubing

>>12542502
Didn't stop Cure Dolly ;_;

>>12542382
Male, no charisma

>>12542382
ironically its quite a lot of work, and theres no hope for monetary gain for at least several years. you have to be compulsive to go down the vtuber path

>>12542382
i don't watch male vtubers, why would i be someone i wouldn't even watch myself? that's how i see it

>jaded
>old
>boring
>out of touch
>misogynistic
>narcissistic
>arrogant
>lazy
>male
>chauvinist
>menhera
>incel
>chuuni
>weeb with niche interests in games
>couldn't stand to be held back by copyright or permissions autism
>would inevitably be a low performer for playing what I liked unmonetized instead of flavor of the month buff games
>have a distinct anesthetic sense and an obsession with perfectionism that'd require a tailor made avatar honed over countless refinements and iterations
>would make ultimatum demanding a living wage as a base salary plus a generous cut of the revenue afterward
>would expect all vtubing related expenses to be covered by my benefactor, as well as the right to exercise a transfer of IP rights to myself if I choose not to renew the contract
>wouldn't settle for anything less than hitlerian nondisclosure agreements from any company that hired women
>would except all members of my gen to be relocated at the company's expense to near where its base of operations is
>hate the prospect of cancel culture, tabloid gossip, doxxing, (cyber)stalking
>wish for nothing more than a world of silence where I can do as I wish unbothered by others
The only anti-qualification I don't yet have is "wanting to fuck female chubas," but I'm sure that if it was ever a possibility, you could add that to the list too. I'm one of the absolute most anti-qualified anons on this board when it comes to being a corporate vtuber, and there'd be no point wasting my time on an endeavor that has no future when the future is heavily corporatized and I'm insanely corporate unfriendly.

>muh indie route
Random indies don't have protection from or ties to the cartels that run silicon valley. Being an indie without a first amendment right to being platforned in online public spaces would be an exercise is constantly rolling the dice on a daily basis. Women have less to worry a out because harming wome is bad PR. But for a guy, there'd be nothing standing between me and oblivion if a YouTube or Twitch intern was having a bad day and decided to nix my channel.

tldr if an anon on /vt/ hasn't become a vtuber, odds are they've already thought it out and have a good reason for staying out of the influencer game. After all, the meta isn't what you can do. It's all about who you are. And since you can't change who you are that will inevitably hard filter some people.

because i'm male

>>12542382
I wish this was made when Wikihow had more terrible artists. It would have been hilarious

I am too retarded, I may be female but there is a reason why I'm on 4chan it's because I have not much else. I also hate exerting effort in hobbies, making a passion into a job makes you hate it. I can't imagine what vtubers feel when they work hard on a project and get shit on. I think I'd kill myself.

>>12542435
At least you can accept that fact at face value, but you can always learn to become more entertaining.

>>12542382
After someone tested out the parachute failure wiki first

>stuttering

>>12542382
Why should I?

>>12542382
I am not girl. Vtubers are kind like porn industry. Everyone knows porn stars (even not that famouse). There are only very few know pornstar guys (only the most famouse, meme worthy)

I got more attention clipping for a month then I did vtubing for two years.
t.male.

I wanna get out of it but like the two or three people who watch my stream aren't going to let me, plus I like my avatar. is this a parasocial relationship?

>>12546331
Drop a link. I will save you 2 view anon

>>12542382
I like good food but I don't want to be a chef.
I like good games but I don't want to be a game dev.
I like good books but I don't want to be a writer.
I like good science but I don't want to be a scientist.
I like good art but I don't want to be an artist.
I like good design but I don't want to be a designer.
I like good music but I don't want to be a musician.
I like good movies but I don't want to be a filmmaker.
I like good TV but I don't want to be a TV producer.
I like good news but I don't want to be a journalist.
I like good ideas but I don't want to be a thinker.
I like good games but I don't want to be a gamer.
I like good places but I don't want to live anywhere.
I like good people but I don't want to be a person.
I like good times but I don't want to be happy.

Same reason I’m not making video games. My hobby is not my passion.

no talent, unstable, no dedication, unable to carry a conversation, uncreative, unartistic, too guarded, and last but not least not a girl

I wanted to wait for my depression to get better so I'm more mentally stable before starting it out and I've been practicing for months and months. Nowadays I'm feeling better, but I'm still being autistic about practicing a lot.

>>12542382
as long as i get paid

>>12542382
I think I will become a vtuber and apply for starsEN only to force myself into collabs with every single EN member and maybe also JP once I hit N3. And once I’m satisfied with all the goslings and unicorns seething in the countless rrat threads I will graduate.

>>12542382

Wikihow is the greatest comedy site on the internet.

>>12546753
minty dacquoise on youtube, please don't feel obligated, though.

>>12542382
I am not that fucked in the head to become a streamer.

because no one wants to watch a boring autistic guy who can barely speak

>>12543081
>core dolly
Just looked her up, i hope i didn't, damnit man... the way she mentioned about her "laboratory visits" and "processing power". fuck.

>>12542382
>28yo
>Male
>Edgy peepeepoopoo humor
>Shity euro internet with no options to switch to a better one.

>>12548043
Legit advice so you can grow: dont reuse the same png and thumbnails, some of your vids if it werent for the title, looked exactly the same before I clicked. Use big expressions on your thumbnails and focus on the theme thats (you) playing the game, not you and the game. Your titles are also too simple, its just (you) plays ep 3,4... Some suggestions:
(your character with a huge yabai face or full of courage, using a link hat and sword in hand)
[YOU] Getting the (item) from the (dungeon)!! | YOU Ch.
Dont forget to properly write the keywords that mention that on your tags and descriptions, and you can win this SEO game

>>12542435
So is Ina but she seems to be doing well for herself.

>>12543081
>>12548368
kek did that tranny finally off himself? he was an absolute menace for years

>>12542382
Third worlder and the equipment needed to start + comission stuff like a model let alone a rigger is extremely expensive

>>12542382
I've thought about it a couple of times but deep down I know better.

>>12542382
I sound like the cookie monster. When I yell it sounds like a Cannibal Corpse song. My natural voice is so unappealing I can't imagine anyone not closing the tab when I speak.

>>12542382
not a girl, no money for a model.

>>12542382
I'm working on it. Several people in my life have told me that I'm pretty funny and should consider streaming, and after having met a bunch of new people at a wedding last month that said the same thing to me I've finally mustered the confidence to work towards it. I also have a good voice for it. I coincidentally already enjoy drawing and 3D modeling and own a gaming PC and an iPhone, so I'm hoping to start streaming by next summer. I would start sooner, but I'm also going to be moving and starting college in January so I'd like to get that routine down first.

>>12549858
Everyone loves the cookie monster though

>>12549638
>tranny

>>12543234
Based anon, I'd watch you

>>12550003
Yes, I guess as a newfag you had no idea but cure dolly has a bit of a history

>>12542382
I wouldn't "go with the flow" of other EN indies. I don't bow down to sluts, homos, or troons and never will.

>>12542502
I dunno, I think an actual older vtuber might be interesting. I've considered it myself (mid 40s here), but I'm male, and already have a decent job. Maybe if I get laid off or something.

>>12549638
>>12550103
Evidently you don't know anything about her actual history.

>>12550103
i never understood the hate on cure dolly, everytime an argument comes up, this https://tatsumoto.neocities.org/blog/faq.html#should-i-trust-cure-dolly-and-organic-japanese comes up everytime. and honestly it doesnt have any substance to it. his 3 "main points" are pointless complaints that only applies to him and the rest is just shilling.

>>12549942
Future Holostar EN here? I want a 4chan chuuba, even if it's a troon

>>12550821
Go ahead spoonfeed me

>>12542382
my penis is too big

>>12550893
Man, I hope I make it that far. I am indeed a human cis male. I hope people want to watch someone with a baritone voice play retro games from behind a low-poly avatar.

>>12542519
Imagine if someone used it and changed her skin tone to brown.

>>12549761
it really isn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atbprGkxLSc

I need a new PC and pay for a seperate ISP. My PC is a potato and can't run OBS with PC games (RAM is capped at 8 gigs with a shitty Intel processor, I need 16 gigs bare minimum). Plus I need to learn how to rig models because I'm too poor to comission. I plan on being independent because I want to play mostly abandonware games and emulators.

>>12542382
Money

>>12542502
I am 33 and debuting next year. Doing it for fun hope I can fill the creepy old man void for someone.

>>12542435
fp/bp

>>12542382
I can't speak Japanese.

>>12542382
>30+
>male
>ESL
>not brave enough to try new things

>>12542382
>male
>I have an actual job
>I don't want to waste money in shit I will eventually drop

I make much more money than the vast majority of them, consistently and for a few decades longer. My current "ccv" is one or two billion people, and people keep buying my cheap stuff.
Plus, I'm a boring male.

>>12542382
I am too based.

>>12559066
Well look at you! If you don't mind sharing, what do you do for a living?

>>12542382
>So why arent you becoming a vTuber yet?
I am poor

I have a model and I've streamed a few times now (<10) but I feel like I'm ngmi because I play games that no one watches and I'm too disorganized to stick to a normal schedule

>>12559883
Do you have fun doing it? Small audiences can be fun.

I don't speak Japanese fluently yet

>>12561556
yeah actually, but as soon as I'm finished streaming I start overthinking everything I said and I feel like I sounded like a total autist so it's pretty stressful. I need to get over my fear of public speaking anyway so I thought vtubing would be a good way to ease into it. It's hard work though, I probably need therapy

>>12542382
I tried. Ended up grooming some 2view indie so I quit. I place my time on Crypto nowadays.

>>12561920
Don't pay too much attention to your numbers. Social media causes all kinds of stress to number chasers. You'll eventually find a small audience willing to support you. Just focus on making content. You're in the kitchen sink phase. Also Susan has been punishing vTubers lately. So it'll be rare for you to land enough support for a full time job.

>>12542382
Being Vtuber would unironically be more work and less satisfaction than my current job. I'm happy being a viewer and watching Vtubers be successful at what they strive for without thinking that I need to be the same thing.

>>12559348
HW drivers and HW arch/design in a small company. Stuff that sells for dirt-cheap but is actively used in most SoCs. I don't make obscene amounts of cash, it's somewhere between the top 10 and 50 vtubers worldwide. I'd like to think my stuff makes many people happy. There are easier jobs for more money for me, but I like seeing the smiles of unsuspecting customers everywhere. Even if they use the things to look at cat photos or play a shitty game.

>>12564103
That's pretty sick. Happy for you, anon.

>>12542382
Old PC can't handle shit, noisy neighbors, no own room

>>12542382
I have everything ready but my confidence

>>12543081
The lady that played "Cure Dolly" is still alive, but she's just too tired/old to keep going.
You can look up her identity pretty easily. She's pretty famous (has a Wiki page, married to another famous person).

>>12542382
Why would I debuff myself by vtubing?