/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12531724
FUCK RED TEAM. YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN!

>>12531724
She just wants to look nice She's actually a snake

i'm going to shit on all of my oshi's opponents and get banned from all of their channels, just like a high school athlete's father gets kicked out of a game for heckling the other team.

>>12531724
RED TEAM OBLITERATE

>>12531724
last person i want to hear that from

>>12532738
go anon go!

>>12532738
Do it while drunk too. That's the ultimate dad move.

>>12532280
FUCK YOU, YOU TURDS ARE GONNA GET CREAMED

>>12532280
>>12532764
FUCK WHITES

>>12531724
So I put the losers up for adoption? Got it.

>>12532280
THE LOSERS SHOULD DIE IRL LIKE IN SQUID GAME.

>>12533057
FUCK THE REDSKINS!

>>12531724
>like a father watches their child
So I don't come to any of their events because I'm too busy passed out in the backyard after drinking myself into a coma for the 4th time that week even after I promised I'd be there, and only coming by at 9 fucking PM when the event happened at noon and school has been over for 6 hours and I've had to wait outside in the blistering heat and I finished my water bottle 3 hours ago and have been dying of thirst and almost passed out from heat exhaustion when finally pulls up and nearly rear ends one of the few remaining cars in the parking lot because he's still not fully sober and then yells at me for making him take time out of his oh so busy day to bring his kid back from fucking school?

>>12531724

vt schizos are gonna be like those brawling parents at little league games

>>12531724

>like how a father would watch their child
I get it, I'd be late for the third time because I'm too pressured to not take a break at my job, making my wife, child and dog upset before I get involved in some sort of adventure that makes me realise at the end that my kid's childhood is too precious to be wasted not making meaningful memories. Yeah I can do that.

>>12531724
i dont think anyone is invested enough in this to take sides but this a cute way to get people to skip i guess

>>12533477
sweet

FUCK TEAM WHITE

>>12533229
bro...

>>12531724
Reminder that tribalism is okay as long as everyone's having fun aside from the loser a.k.a. team white

>>12531724
CAM ON, KICK THE BLOODY BALL, MIKO

>>12531724
You see Migo, my secret it I probably won't watch it cause shit's at like 6am my time.

Ill just cut out the middle and not any watch any of that trash.
Each viewpoint is going to be 8 screeching bitches talking over each other, then we'll get the all at once discord call and everyone will go deaf.

THE PRIDE OF JAPAN
GO RED TEAM GO

>>12534276
DONTA USU ZA UGLY FACE PICTURE PUREASE

KILL RED TEAM

>>12532280
AAAAAAA FUCK YOU NIGGER, MY DAUGHTER'S TEAM IS GONNA STOMP

>>12534266
Fuck yeah, I love making my tinnitus worse by listening to screeching bitches!

>>12531724
White team better win or I'm going to be forced to rough up my cute daughter's face later that night

>>12532738
My favorite drunk high school sports dad was the guy at soccer games that would scream stuff like "KILL THEM!", "DESTROY THAT ASSHOLE!", etc. at his son in Spanish because he was the only adult on our side of the field that could understand it.

>>12531724
>I want you guys to watch them like how a father would watch their child

I want to fuck all of my daughter's friends so badly

>>12532280
YOUR DAUGHTER IS A WHORE, MY DAUGHTER WILL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR WHORE

>>12531724
She only says this because she knows that her team will lose

>>12531724
Reminder that the girls who lose this will be mentally devastated, lose all self-esteem and end up getting pregnant before graduating.

>>12532459
Fuck off Pekora

>>12536477
only aqua

>>12533229
Come around to Belmond's streams so you can have a replacement father...

>>12536979
>he doesn't remember Pekora's breakdown after that one Fall Guys thing

>>12537074
Can't it's been too long and the trauma has cemented itself in my psyche and fucked up my perception of other dudes too deeply
I was too inherently aggressive to want to become a women because of that so that rage just makes me cold towards all other men instead. It's a mind worm that's impossible to fix at this point

>>12537474
You became /u/?

>>12532280
BASED. WHITE POWER!

>>12531724
That's right Miko, fuck the whites who say otherwise. i hope they lose and die.

>>12539592
No, I don't do ships either. I'm extremely possessive over the women in my life although I usually don't show it publicly. I'm NO MALES and the girls must be heterosexual.

>>12533171
THAT'S SAO RETARDCHAMA!!!!!!!!

>>12531724
So she wants viewers to act like incestuous drunks who shout a lot, and make highly inappropriate/sexually charged comments about their daughterfu's body in front of all her friends.

Migo doesn't understand the implied implications of what she's saying, as she's never met a real western man in her life.

>>12533057
ALL CRACKERS ARE LETHAL ATTACKERS

>>12533228
BETTER DEAD THAN RED

>>12531724
>I want you guys to watch them like how a father would watch their child
Bring up a camera to take pictures of dumb kids beating the shit out of each other? I'm game.

>>12533996
>team white
>losing
Team red is fucked. Most of the minecraft autists are in team white

You know that the team where Aqua is gonna win no matter what. Rigged from the start, and you fags act all excited, pathetic.

>>12531724
KILL ALL WHITES
RED LIVES MATTER

>>12541185
Go to therapy and if you make excuses then boo hoo, I have no sympathy for someone who refuses to try and help themselves.

>>12531724
Yo, where's the betting pool?

>Redfags are seething
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

How can there actually be Red C fans? Like, legitimately. Are you just posting support ironically, for fun? The team contains literally all the worst people in Hololive, all that's missing is Mori

>>12531724
Team Red has the two most powerful Holos why the fuck would anyone choose white?

>>12533229
You wanna talk about it, Anon ?

>>12542370
Been to therapy, 5 different therapists over 4 years, I ended up making one of them cry and they left a message saying they'd no longer be qccepting me as a patient
After almost $6000 down the drain and like a cumulative 200 hours spent for literally no benefit I'm done letting people gaslight me. You have a problem with me we'll sort it out like people usually do.

>>12543281
>we'll sort it out like people usually do
Or we can just call you a faggot.

>>12542759
>why the fuck would anyone choose white?
Because they are racist

>>12531724
shirochi-mu lezgooooooooo
akachi-mu trash

>>12534824
When I was in school I screamed that stuff in English and everyone could understand it.

>>12543281
I agree therapists are mostly scammers. Did you ever get a male therapist?

>>12542673
t.deadbeat

>>12531724
>ui.jpg
no

>>12542673
what's wrong with red c?

>>12531724
ogey

MY OSHI IS STRONGEST AND IS GONNA BEAT YOUR OSHI OR ELSE I WILL FUCK UP YOUR GENERALS

>>12531724
Children can't drink though.

>>12534824
>assimilating to american culture by being a drunk asshole at a children's sports game

Ahhhh, freedom.

>>12542673
I thought I saw Mori with a red name. Did it get switched?

>>12537474
>his dad was a drunk therefore he can't have male friends
>he thinks other people are the problem

>>12536477
Hags are too old.

>>12536979
Aqua is afraid of penises.

>>12541896
She's made jokes about daddies being drunk before.

>>12533228
They are called the DC Sportsball Team now.

>>12532459
confirmed never watched Miko

>>12531724
I expect my oshii to commit naked dogezawa if she loses

whites are self hating pussy
i'm worried they'd apologize for even trying to win

KAM ON RED
SKORR SUM FAKKIN POINTS

>>12534897
Are you over 30?

>>12532738
A real dad you would jump onto the field and punch the ref for "a bad call" or another player on your daughter's own team so she could get reps in or because they were drunk.

>>12532738
based, my friends dad always shat on the other team at football games in elementary. Usually he had to leave

Aka team? More like Baka Team!

>>12550033
too far

>>12548376
almost a wizard

>>12531724
If Korone doesn't win every event I'm going to chuck piss bottles out my window at pedestrians

RED TEAM KILL

well miko, this would work IF THE WHITE TEAM WERENT UTTER MONGOLOIDS


RED TEAM WILL WIN AND DESTROY THOSE WHORES SO THE LAND WILL BE PURE AGAIN

>>12541185
sounds like a real catch

>>12534897
Ame-rican Beauty.

>>12531724
KICK THEIR ASS
I DIDNT RAISE A LOSER

>>12532280
I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER

>>12531724
you can count on me miko

The real toxicity won't be Red vs White, it'll be the fans of the losing team's best players vs the losing team's worst players

>>12531724
haha, yeah, but Fauna has been speedrunning by some time now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0avi_0MPPt0

>sports festival
>in minecraft
who the fuck thought of this shit?
oh look at my athletic skill... of pushing buttons and moving a mouse

>>12543281
I recommend cyanide

>>12543281
Tried helping yourself? Psychotherapists nowadays mainly use cognitive-behavioural therapy which is basically "make a statement that causes you discomfort right now - try to evaluate its validity as fairly as possible right now - move on to the next statement". Worked so much better than most of the psychoanalysis and antidepressants at the time of discovery.

>>12545960
Confirmed sucks dick every day

>>12562352
Are you autistic?

>>12562352
I agree, they should have a track & field tournament in mo-cap suits.

She wants us to hit the girls?

https://asia.nikkei.com/Opinion/Japanese-parents-and-sports-coaches-need-to-stop-hitting-children