/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my legs hurt...

https://youtu.be/F1llwiZNiBo

Im not even member but im worried. What the fuck happend

one last sexpost before /infinity dies tonight

https://litter.catbox.moe/ere48k.png

>the end is never the end
What does she mean by this?

>>12004727

>>12004738
I'm too sad to masturbate...

Fellow Kronies I'm literally concernfagging so hard and I can't calm down!

>>12004744
what if she gonna let go her past and embrace the kronii persona and try the hardest to be happy?

>Thank you for giving back the drive and motivation!
belive in your oshi Kronnies

my everything hurts and i'm so confused

KRONII PLEASE DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>12004732
>>12004744
It's a reference to The Stanley Parable? Maybe she decided against a [SERIOUS] stream and is going to play that instead?

I'M TERRIFIED HELP

>>12004727
>>12004767
Hard times create strong men!

>>12004738
For whatever will come tonight, we will sexpost

I fucking hate Kronii.

>>12004832
One last takeshi... Our bodies will not last

>>12004712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1llwiZNiBo
Can anyone make out what the text says?

>>12004798
Thank you gwak gandalf

Everything...will be daijoubou

>>12004744
>>the end is never the end
what does this even mean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly4MFd-YzEE

>>12004852
>>12004744

How much of an asshole are you going to feel like if she addresses people complaining about her schedule and says she breaks every other day because she gets dialysis done on those or its for some other kind of medical concern that she doesn't want to have her whole image revolved around because the last thing she wants is for people to pity follow her?

>>12004738
If we fall I will sexpost while we drown, if we succeed I will sexpost as a celebration

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHAT IS GOING US PLS HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12004744
Kronii is canceling memberships because she feels she cannot do enough content to justify them.

SHE'S GRADUATING AND GOING BACK TO HER OLD LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12004732
Wait this looks great from the description.
It's going to be about how she will be trying her best seeing as how we support her so much!

My anxiety is disappearing!

It's over I'm killing myself

>>12004888
Im so spooked if this is a passive aggressive statement

SHIBA POSTER PLEASE. I NEED YOUR OPTIMISM

>>12004926
PLS NO, that bitch didnt take my virginity for nothing

If she graduates I will livestream my suicide

>>12004896
I wouldn't feel bad at all. Lots of people have problems, that's life.

Kronii is going to graduate and continue pursing her dream of being a VA!

>>12004957
Yeah, she probably felt overwhelmed but now is daijoubu

>>12004972
Never give up hope anon. You'll be okay. Even if worse comes to worse, however unlikely it is, we still have each other. Believe in her.

>>12004957
https://youtu.be/jN_F0Gqe0_o

KRONII LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12004964
>>12004987
shut up, drama queens, kek

Update please. We are on the edge of our seethe's.

>>12005002
Oh well.

>>12005037
Thank you anon... you're a light in the darkness

KRONII GOT ALL THE MONEY SHE NEEDED AND IS GRADUATING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ganbare, my retarded clock wife....

One final time /∞/...

KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME KRONII PLEASE STAY WITH ME!

If this was early September I'd feel something about Kronii's graduation. I don't anymore.

>>12005037
i-i-i will believe in her

be strong, there is 4+ hours to go

Anons? She literally cannot graduate? She has a one year contract. If she graduates it'll be an abrupt thing like what happened with Aloe, there wouldn't be a stream announcement just a tweet by Cover. Please calm down.

>>12005095
She was never with you to begin with. She's spent more days not streaming than streaming.

>>12004744
When she came to a set of two open doors, she walked through the door on the left.

>Let's begin
>It starts
>Thank you for giving back the drive and motivation!

Oh my god! She's ending it all isn't she? Cleary this is about how she's giving up streaming and then life for good!
I can't believe it's all over and this is the end like it clearly states in the stream!

>>12005037
>we still have each other

Cant believe that someday i will die with sexposters, avatarfags or gay flip.
How about dying with ur fellow Kromies ?
Aye, i could do that

>>12005175
AAAAAAAAAAAAA KRONII WILL LIVESTREAM HER SUICIDE AND WE WILL HEAR THE GUN RINGING OUT FROM THE MICROPHONE AAAAAA KRONII WILL GRADUATE FROM REAL LIFE

>>12005175
>Anons? She literally cannot graduate? She has a one year contract.
Damn, holy shit, really? I'll go let Aloe know she needs to come back and finish out the 11 months and 51 weeks she had left on her plate.

>>12004972
Don't let worry, fear amd anxiety overwhelm you. Talk a deep breath and a step back, realise that speculation leads to worry which leads to more speculation and that vicious cycle can only be broken by one's self. I believe I every Ourobro here can do that! Even if you can't then walk away and distract yourself till it's time. Now pick your crown up King, it'll get dirty on the floor.
Not shiba, just Fluff here. Regardless of the outcome I will be here for moral support, ourobros

wtf is going on itt

>>12005231
KRONII LOVE. /INFINITY/ LOVE. (YOU) LOVE!

Well, I sent my first marshmallow. Hope it gets read because it's a humorous question.

>>12005280
Mass hysteria

gosh darnit with this clock AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12005251
>If she graduates it'll be an abrupt thing like what happened with Aloe

Calm down, Kronies, she'll just announce that she will stream once a week from now on, because her boyfriend is too jealous and is demaning her pussy on random time every day.

>>12005251
Read the rest of the post shitposter

>>12005267
hold me fluff

>>12005251
Anon... Did you even read the rest of the post?

what if it's just her thanking us for helping her achieve 500k and apologizing for not streaming a lot

>>12005342
>>12005346
>d-doesn't count!
Gravity doesn't exist except for the times when it does.

"Let's begin" and "The end is never the end" are both Stanley Parable quotes, and that's the Stanley Parable font. She's going to play the Stanley Parable.

>thumbnail and stream title drops
>global calms down (though to be fair Ina just started so they don't give a fuck anymore)
>/infinity/ goes ballistic

>>12005370
Apologies are meaningless if they aren't backed by correction of the behavior that's being apologized for.

>>12005381
IS THIS A CRUEL JOKE??

>12005373
Not even worth the (You)
*Cums on you(*

>>12005280
We all panicked because of a member message that seemed ominous but it seems fine so we are all giddy from post-stress relief

>>12005373
>>12005422

>>12005404
I bet you have a fetish for making girls cry

>>12005357
There there, anon

>It's serious

>>12005381
Stop being reasonable, this is a drama thread now.
KRONII IS GRADUATING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>12005443
It's not a fetish, they just deserve to feel bad for their actions when appropriate.

Please don't go Kronii

>>12004819
Hey, The Stanley Parable is a SERIOUS game with a SERIOUS plot that Stanley needs to follow.

It's SERIOUS.

She also needs to discuss the rampant Fox Murder happening in Minecraft. That is also serious.

>>12005496
are we gonna eat nephilim??? in a sexual way

Let's be honest, this is all goslings fault.

I think we should step back and do some reps and come back in a while

>>12005477
This anon is literally rubbing his own cock at the thought of Kronii's mascara ruining her face as she cries and begs for forgiveness while naked

>>12005525
Yes.

I know I said I wanted her to be sadistic, but I wasn't expecting this level of neglect play and angst-inducement.
I'm just waiting until she starts gaslighting us.

>>12004819
>>12005496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBlkmxmecZQ

>>12005525
I will eat her in a cannibalistic way

Its spooktober, people want horror streams. She did a horror message, then continue by 5 hours of suspension. Sasuga Kronii

kronii... if you die... can i have your stuff ...

>>12005571
She's already gaslighting us

>>12005381
>We watched The Truman Show
>Now she's doing Stanley Parable quotes
Wow she actually hates us. She thinks we're like Christof or the Narrator in Stanley Parable and the whole "serious" stuff is telling us to calm down because we're overbearing and clingy...

>Nyeh heh heh! All according to plan!

>>12005580
i kneel, for my sadistic clock

My question is: if she's going to play Stanley Parable, why make it a members stream? Why not just make it public? Is it gonna be real talk with the game in the background?

She's liking stuff on twitter

>>12005598
shut up bae!

ALL TIMELOOPS AND NO STREAMS MAKE ANON A DULL BOY
ALL TIMELOOPS AND NO STREAMS MAKE ANON A DULL BOY
ALL TIMELOOPS AND NO STREAMS MAKE ANON A DULL BOY
ALL TIMELOOPS AND NO STREAMS MAKE ANON A DULL BOY
ALL TIMELOOPS AND NO STREAMS MAKE ANON A DULL BOY

>>12005574
If this ends up being just a Stanley playthrough for member only I will fucking kneel forever.

>>12005574
she fucking got us
she planned this from the start

>>12005597
>we're overbearing and clingy...
I mean...

Am I right in understanding the description as in "I was depressed and mad at first but seeing the positive comments on the replies made me cheer up"? The stream might still address serious stuff but it won't be gloomy.

>>12005609
It's going to be serious and it's going to be heavy because Kronii comes with baggage.

>>12005700
Just wait 4.5 hours and find out anon.

>>12005624
she probably doesn't actually really 'like' any of it though... she's just going through the motions...

>>12005639
>members stanley parable playthrough without commentary

>>12005700
Like hell positive comments that mean nothing would cheer her up, she's mental

>>12005624
they are cute :3

>Stream is in 4.5 hours
>I have to go to work in 5.5
Kronii really want me to die from sleep deprivation. Well, so be it.

>>12005700
I hope not, because otherwise would mean that I missed out on a prime opportunity to make some negative comments.

>>12005797
Your faith will be rewarded, young anon

>>12005609
Kronii will masturbate on stream while playing the game. She chose a simple game so there won't be any issues when she orgasms live. As she cums she will whisper the name of the latest person to superchat. It'll be Gabe.

>>12005844
Not on my watch, I will gatling gun supas

>>12005885
You can't outspend Gabe!

>>12005844
>not tentacult

>>12005844
Do we hate Gabe as much as we love Kronii?

>>12005844
>not JadenTheCelestial

I get the feeling this going to be a "Kronii asks members for therapy" stream.

>>12005906
Oh ho, I have fiscal discipline but in this ome case I will throw it out the window and reach into my savings

>>12005844
This is not true, Gabe won't donate. Because he will fuck her live. This stream is an NTR fanservice + announcement of their marriage.

Please stop with the NTR...

>>12005609
I don't think she's actually playing a game, anon. It's just a reference.

>>12005986
it's three references to the same game at once lol

What an emotional rollercoaster this general is and there is still 4.5 hours to go

Youtube knows what needs to be done

>>12005985
oh, you are playing the role of the husband? nice

However bad Kronii feels, I can only hope that it gets worse.

>>12005939
It's going to be another "Kronii asks for feedback from members again but kronies are all still yesman that think they're helping"

>concerning thumbnail
>kinda concerning title
>positive sounding description
>if you search you find out the thumbnail is basically a reference to a game so it's not actually that concerning
What the fuck is her endgame?

>>12005280

>>12004712
>This week in Hololive: Kroniis Debut
>Next week in Hololive: Kroniis graduation

>>12006069
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>There are several matters I would like to go over
>This one will be on a more serious note
I'm out of the loop, who needs to be 'tard wrangled this time?

>>12006069
Crashing this split with no survivors.

>>12006069
she wanted to destroy us psychically
and she succeeded

>>12006069
She's not good at being coy. She just wanted us to know its not going to be a minecraft or karaoke stream. With all the other shit going on people just made assumptions and panicked.

>>12006078
I hope my husband Hadvar is doing ok...

Be honest...did you expect your emotions to be played like this when you first membered?

>>12006199
No I didn't

>>12006199
No I did not

>>12006199
I don't really care, it's just fun to shitpost.
Kronii is a grown woman and knows what she's doing, so there no reason to be concerned.

Stanley Parable is just a cover for the fact that she's going to actually drag us into a real serious talk about something. Like that she's starting her own Squid Game where the winner gets to be her bf

>>12006199
Nope

>>12006199
I knew full well i was going to become a parasocial schizo before she even debuted. That's why i came here so all the sexposting would remind me that she isn't mine alone. The first time i went schizo i took a 1 year break and i never went back. This time with Kronii i'm less deranged than I thought I'd be.

>>12006199
None was prepared for her, gabe. Noone. We have been in the same boat since her first word Time.

>>12005381
They don't even have permissions to play Stanley Parable publicly

JWU, why is everyone acting like this is gonna be a graduation announcement, you fags are just shitposting right? Surprised we're getting a guerrilla members stream, maybe all the fags talking about minecraft in her schedule post got to her.

>>12004896
>be expected to entertain but can't because of something you KNOW will get in the way
Absolutely none.

>>12006199
Of you did even basic reps you know she is menhera as is her whole circle of alphabet people she hangs out with.

>>12006199
No. It's never bothered me at all. I'll admit the member post was a bit concerning but I have high optimism for her no matter the shitposts.

>>12006309
>are just shitposting right?
y-yes, of course

>>12006309
No one actually believes it's gonna be a graduation announcement, it's just shitposting or people making fun of that shitposting after the waiting room (kinda) showed that's it's not that much of a concerning thing.

>>12006199
more invested in infinity than kronii at this point, you guys are fucking crazy it is so entertaining

https://mobile.twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1452767496923070465

Please be this

>>12006424
On a members only stream? Unlikely

>>12006424
>tweet has been deleted

>>12006424
Deleted?

>>12006424
ame fuck up this is the new
https://mobile.twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1452768578260779011

https://mobile.twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1452768578260779011

>>12006424
https://mobile.twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1452768578260779011

Oh my fucking god if it is trick or treat....

>>12006511
>>12006522
s-should we fuck?

Kek, I guess she is the first one

>inb4 10 minutes member stream where she does what Ame asked her and ends it to play more MC offstream
You just know it

I want to punch Kronii.

>>12006557
Please be gentle, its my first time

>playing a puzzle game this week
>Ame mentions a halloween jigsaw puzzle
>"Let's begin"
"Kronies, I would like to play a game with you."

Time to member all EN I guess

>>12006604
Was that shit in members only streams last time?
I don't think they paywall it.

>I have something serious to talk to you all about
>Here' s a stupid puzzle piece for whatever nonsense Ame is doing.
>I didn't want to waste an actual stream on it
>Kroyasami

What a rollercoaster

>>12006764
I choose to believe this

I feel that instead of letting the criticism marshmallows bring her down and depressing her even further, she took them in stride and she's actually going to try to get better after seeing that there's people that support her and want her to get better.

She still hasn't slept...

>>12006952
I think is the other way around, she woke up early

Did Ame do this scavenger hunt thing last year?

Once again I told you fags opening up the general to talking about vtubers and other things not related to Kronii, you invite people who aren't going to be that loyal or dedicated to Kronii, or they thought they were but then got swayed by the posts from various tourists. Now we're quite possibly the most fragmented fanbase of HoloEN.

>>12006511
Did she mean each member of holoen or each member stream

>>12006990
She told Baelz that she hadn't slept in her Minecraft stream, and that was really early for her.

>>12007006
Yep, and thats the weird part, it wasnt on members, one Kronii fucked up big or they changed the format

>>12007022
i accept that fate
because the culture here created some fucking good fics

>>12007091
I think each member is going to have a member stream that is going to have a piece of the puzzle

>>12007022
And you're going to keep telling us, and we'll keep ignoring you.

>>12007091
Each member's stream. not each member's member stream. It could be in anything they do this week.

>>12007022
*cums on you*

If you really want clarification, she has a stream starting right now. I'm sure she'll lay out the rules there.

>>12007141
It's not going to be the scavenger hunt, dumbass. That will just go in one of her public streams

>>12007233
you could have linked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TRsWsyE60

>>12007146
>>12007170
Mixed signal...but ogey i guess we have to watch kronii's stream after all

>>12006511
Now this is a good way to do some milking.

If it was super serious it wouldn't be a members only stream. She's going to hit 500k sometime this week so she probably just wants to reflect on things and thank her members.

>>12007287
I'm going to correct myself after reading ame's post, I think it is in public streams

>>12007141
Why the hell do you think this stream has anything to do with the puzzle piece?

>>12007287
Don't pretend like you were going to do anything else.

>>12007091
She did this last year, figure it out.

>>12007022
You have the nijinigger, and you have this faggot. Yin and yang. Without one, the other cannot exist.

I've cracked the code:
Trick - She tricks members into thinking something serious is going to happen
Treat - Members get a stream this week and its the Stanley Parable

>>12007348
Yeah it's probably going to be a self reflection stream, prompted by the hate she might have gotten from the schedule and Minecraft stuff, but still nothing TOO bad.

You're gonna be supportive...right?

>>12006916
i should keep sending them then. i can save her..

Kronii is abandoning us...

I like it when Kronii is upset.

>>12007640
always

>>12005178
It'll never be finished, just like her journey in hololive...

>>12007640
I'm literally paying to support her, what kind of question is that?

This is gonna be the make or break stream for me, whether she’ll be S and chastise us or be M and all meek and submissive

>>12007878
S tubers are all garbage anyway.

serious she still is cute

>>12008145
i wanna put my dick between those breast, those melons, those giant nngngngnggnggggg

>>12008145
Cute!

>>12007640
Of course, what kind of question is that?

>>12007912
Well that’s what I’m into so screw you, the m market is saturated anyway

>>12008145
I just want to give her a big hug...

>>12005844
I get a feeling a certain Hollywood actor will return if that’s the case

>>12008145
Cute in the kind of way I wanna cockslap her

>>12008192
And people still say she hates her boobs, she easily could have hidden them for this thumbnail but she didn't

>>12008145
I want her face to be the last thing i see before sleep and the first thing i see when wake up

>>12006509
>the same jigsaw hunt as last time
>but now paywalled behind member streams
Kek, HoloEN sure is evolving.

I just wanna say that if the stream is Kronii saying she was gonna be more serious and stream more, that all the people saying she should take it easy and do more breaks should fuck off, since they were the first to tell people asking for more streams to fuck off for asking. You guys are clearly the ones who had no belief or trust in her capabilities, you guys were also likely the ones trying to falseflag and exaggerate how much streams others were asking from her like "she should stream every game, be on 24/7" and then talk about how much she hates her fanbase. Maybe go find another vtuber who has a small audience so you can groom them easier.

>stream starts
>Skeleton Doomguy, please delete the archive

>>12008483
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12008145
I want to hit her...

>>12008483
oof, time to download it

>>12008483
>That would imply she has read some of it

>>12007022
If that is our fate then fine. Who am i to go against the sands of time

>>12008466
I hate ESLs so much.

>>12008588
Irys Something something skin something kronii

>>12007144
Just go to the writing general then. Kronii seems to be the type to not want to be all that sexualized not want some romance in her life.

>Thank you for giving back the drive and motivation!
W-when did that happen? We were shitting on her non-stop all the time.

>>12008769
Yesmen... you won... fuck you...

>>12008769
>We were
Maybe you and some other shitters, myself and the real Kromies weren't involved

>>12008769
She’s talking about Joel specifically

>>12008769
Wow, it's almost as if people who are bad at their jobs get criticized for it.

>>12008918
Kronii is doing her best, god damn it.

>>12008769
OHNONONONO imagine being a noman

>>12008918
>bad at her job
>literally top of her gen
Ok

it's funny watching these tourists try to stir shit up while not actually understanding the situation lol

>>12008769
>You
Me, her husband Gabriel
>giving back
Nonstop drilled her las tweek
>drive and motivation
Made her pregnant

>>12009103
Coasting on clips since there's not much streams, just like Ayame.

>>12008918
Yeah, she's so bad at her job that you're so desperate to see more of her, you complain about it all the time.

why does she keep liking his tweets and I'm a schizo for feeling lowkey jealous

>>12009129
>le Ayame cope
Globalbabies are in shambles kek

>>12009171
He's supportive.

>Thank you for giving me back the drive and motivation!
>When I joined hololive I was in a dark place, lost and unsure of where I wanted to go or what I wanted to do in the future.
>But now, thanks to you guys, I've finally realized my passion and interest for [x hobby]. I'll be graduating from hololive next week to pursue my new interest. Thank you and good bye!

This is going to happen and I'm going to fucking laugh at you losers.
Also I'm restreaming the member stream to globalchads on cytube. Cry about it.

>>12009129
Clips are the most important part of this business anon, how do you think Korone and Pekora exploded?

>>12009193
ogey

I'll beat up anyone stupid enough to reply!

>>12009173
Dude Ayame is literally keeping up pace with Subaru, one of the most hardworking and dedicated Holo, merely from clips.

>>12009193
Thanks for the feedback lol

lol globals really are retarded

>>12009171
I have no idea, I was about to ask the same, just who is this dude?

>>12009193
Keep crying lmao

>>12009171
it one of the most constant aka paypigs, and not only to her, he is on the cover golden list

One smile and then boderline schizo message. I think she is ok

>>12009171
Yes men become friends faster but they will never peak beyond that. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>12009235
>>12009256
>>12009268
Dummies!

>>12009193
Already reported your account to Cover.

>>12009258
one of her paypigs

>>12009256
no one in global gives a shit, this guy is just a schizo

>>12008769
>We

Fuck you I've been supportive

>>12009239
Good for her kek

>>12009318
B-But I'm also a regular...

>>12009323
I want to fucking choke you right now so bad gabe in a non-sexual way

>>12009275
You mean his constant 2 usd per stream and a name related to Kronii only ?

>>12009306
hey I resent that
I didn't give anybody a (You) like a good boy

>>12009293
Certainly getting further than nomen ever do

What a shizo doomposting going here? I thought it's our jobs.
A passing Haaton.

>>12009171
I made her laugh, which means my dick is already halfway in bros. That's how it works right?

>>12009368
they're fucking aren't they....

>>12009171
Literally the goal of all yesmen is for this kind of attention, you dope. You think they agree with Kronii and whatever she says because they ACTUALLY agree? It's called performative kindness, fucking look it up.

>>12009419
Transpacific cock...

>>12009193
>generic empty and meaningless statement about how Hololive literally saved their life and rescued them from a burning building and got them away from a kidnapper and...
sleep

>Announcement: Please stop writing erotic posts at the current rate. I can only masturbate so many times each day.

>>12009579
kronii masturbating to the fics, hentai, and hornyposts about her will ALWAYS make my dick hard

>>12009439
>Literally the goal of all yesmen is for this kind of attention
Its his tactic and that tactic helps him dick girl faster than your. So it is a good tactic

>>12009439
Yeah because every single person in the world thinks like you and not a single one agrees with Kronii

>>12009639
I don't chat in Kronii's streams because it's a waste of time so that's a swing and a miss.

>>12009171
Look at his followers. You will know

>>12009639
Being a yesman for some internet celebrity in their chat will not get you their phone number, let alone any intimate sort of contact.

Its kinda amazing to think that things probably wouldn't have gotten this intense if Kronii didn't say she's "not addicted" to Minecraft. Others like Moona, Flare and Polka didn't deny how much they liked Minecraft and so when they were found to be playing off-stream, their fans didn't make much of a fuss. By saying she wasn't but ended up being spotted a lot of times in Minecraft, kinda gives an impression of her lying.
And if you wanna bring up that she was probably being sarcastic, which was likely the case, do keep in mind sarcasm isn't all that easily expressed and understood.

>>12006069
She's sadistic, she loves causing suffering, and she's /here/

Ah shut up fag

>>12009749
is it a manager? or related to cover?

>>12006424
>>12006509
>>12006511
>>12006522
>>12006764
just saw this and im almost certain that’s what kronii’s “serious” member’s stream is about. I almost want to hate her for making me concernfag and while there still might be a chance it actually is serious, Ame’s tweet right there says to tune in to MEMBER’S streams. I guess this is what’s called a love-hate relationship..

>>12009891
you are also wrong

>>12007155
>we

>>12006303
Is not that game like minecraft in that the devs gave almost blanket permissions?

>>12009804
She did play a lot of off-stream minecraft for a while there, though. It didn't help that >we kept telling her >we wouldn't mind watching her do monotonous tasks and she consistently forgot, or pretended to forget, that >we want to watch her do boring shit. She plays way less now than she used to, but it's obviously taking time for fans to readjust, as >we know, chat never lets go of a meme.

>>12009193
I can save you...

>>12009804
"Not addicted btw" is obviously a joke. The only way you wouldn't know that is if you're an ESL seanig. Which makes sense since the retards always badgering her about it are retarded ESL seanigs.

>>12009891
members of EN no member streams, also Ame already explained that is in public streams

>>12009193
>go to global
>no one's talking about restreams or anything
Fuck you, I was hoping it would be that ridiculous.

>>12010018
>Go to Global
Why?

>>12009804
>Moenigger
Didn't read.

>>12009804
>The minecraft autists don't understand sarcasm.
Yeah, she should have seen that one coming.

How are you holding up anon? Hope you're doing well. I'm checking the thread while I make spinach puffs so I can enjoy them during the member stream. Did you cook anything interesting today?

>>12009891
shit I didn't notice that.... goddamnit I thought there will be some big announcement or some heart to heart chats

>>12009439

>>12009955

>>12010255
just toasted up some hashbrowns and some tendies in a toaster oven while I'm waging off till the member stream

>>12010255
Hey Shibanon! I made a Beef casserole with veg dumplings and a horseradish mash! Likely gonna be staying up for her stream so I'm going to get a couple cups of coffee over the next few hours

>>12010255
I don't have anything to cook with.... although I have bread and coffee prepared for later

>>12010261
>>12009994

>>12010255
I'm trying to figure out potato wedges. I'm not a great cook.

>>12010255
>Did you cook anything interesting today?
Made some chili with some rice. I could've made it more spicy...

>>12004796
What makes you think being Kronii makes her happy

>>12010295
>Cover annoys devs and publishers by constantly asking for permission
>They eventually cave and grant blanket permissions so they don't have to bother with confirming anymore
Kinda based if you think about it.

>>12004951
I wish

>>12010255
>Did you cook anything interesting today?
i-i can only fry stuff..

>>12010403
I might be able to help. How are you planning on making them? I have a good recipe for them if you're interested.

>>12010515
I mean, the tweet is from 2013, so...

Hey Kronies, how long does Kronii usually stream for her SC readings? I'm planning something tomorrow and I dont want it to overlap with her.

>>12010255
Thank you, Shibanon. You're what the thread desperately needs, a vision of hope.

>>12010597
Yeah, bro, I can in fact read. It just made me think about how Cover is constantly asking for permission. They did get blanket nintendo permissions, didn't they?

>>12010603
hour and a half or two hours

>>12010588
Sure. I'm mostly just experimenting with different variables to bake them crispy consistently, but I'm interested in your approach.

>>12009323
...

>>12010255
I cant walk, recovering from surgery. My family made me homemade burgers though. I hope you enjoy your spinach puffs shiba anon

Anyone has the edit of Kronii with a black eye while her cheek being bloody pinched?

>>12010883

>>12010836
'MY LEGS HURT' ANON?!

But seriously, what did she mean with "It begins", "the end is never the end" and "let's begin"

>>12010920
That's ballshurtanon

>>12010915
She deserves this...

She's going to announce the release of her song first and exclusive to members.

Is someone going to record the members stream?

>>12010920
No balls...

I'll be right back kromies I feel like masturbating to some 2b hentai goodbye

>tfw Kronii got my first marshmallow
I dunno how she does it. I know it's not gonna be read anyway.

>>12011111
Ok we'll wait for you

>>12011033
I'll be sure to report everyone who re-uploads it to Cover.

>>12010983
>>12011062
Oh, my bad. Hope you recover well then ballsanon.

>>12011033
it's not gonna be unarchived, why would someone need to record it

>>12010932
Kronii's brain is rotten from all the memes that its how her words often come out. Im pretty sure if she got drafted into the army and she was in the middle of a battlefield, she'd still communicate using memes.

>>12011124
what ya type?

>>12011135
Based. Only Kromies are allowed to partake in Kronii's secrets.

>>12011124
I want to send Kronii a marshmellow, but who the fuck thinks essentially handing control of your twitter account over to someone else is a good idea?

>Make a throw away account
Those need phone numbers now.

>>12011135
Based

>I sure wish we got more member streams

>>12011143
Thanks anon. Dont be like me and ride the ball crusher in 4th grade. It has lasting consequences

>>12011190
Its japanese law or some shit, they don't actually do any of those things

>>12011184
A marriage proposal, of course.
>>12011190
You can relinquish this stuff at any point in your account settings.

Instead of members only streams, she should do streams where only members can chat but everyone can watch.

>>12011154
She'd be using only lines from chug jug

>>12011111
quints of... cum?

>>12011145
I see there's some members watchalongs that are in the torrents.

>>12011206
maybe that's what she means with "it begins", she's gonna start doing weekly member straems where she talks intimately with members

>>12011240
Where? It's all in moonrunes.

>>12011259
>members slowly seduce Kronii while greynames are forced to watch

>>12011190
You can revoke access afterward.

>>12011329
Twitter account settings, in the security section.

>>12011259
Actually a good idea

>>12011355
>mr. brightside

>>12011476
i wonder how many chuubas that karaoke that song know its about being a cuck

>>12011629
I remember back in uni and when I ised to be a bartender in a nightclub it was always a popular "cheesy" song, no-one ever paid attentiom to the lyrics

>>12011629
it was a meme on tumblr as well, so all of them

The stream is at 5am my time and in one hand I do wanna go sleep because it's probably not going to be anything big but on the other hand what if it is something big and I miss it...

>>12011750
It's not going to be big.

>>12011691
how the fuck was that cheesy

>>12011750
It could be the last time she ever streams...

>>12011822
The song hit too close to home. It was a coping method

>>12011828
take your meds anon

>>12011801
>it's not going to be big

>>12011828
don't torture that anon like that

>>12011822
Don't know, always used to be part of those types of playlists back then though

>>12011355
COMING OUT THE THIRD WORLD AND I'VE DOING JUST FINE
GOTTA,GOTTA WATCH VODS BECAUSE OF MY TIMEZONES
IT STARTED OUT WITH A HEART; HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
IT WAS ONLY A HEART; IT WAS ONLY A HEART
NOW I'M SHITPOSTING FB AND SHE'S PLAYING MINECRAFT
WHILE HE'S ON /∞/ AND SHE'S TAKING A DRAG
NOW THEY'RE GOING TO DMS, AND MY STOMACH IS SICK
AND IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD, BUT SHE'S LAUGHING AT HIS

SUPAH NOW, HE DRAWS OUT HER
GIGGLE NOW, LET ME GO
AND I JUST CAN'T LOOK; IT'S KILLING ME
THEY'RE TAKING CONTROL

JEALOUSY TURNING GREYS INTO SEANIGS
SWIMMING THROUGH LONG HOURS STREAM, CHOKING ON YOUR STUPID QUIP
BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PRAY, KRONII IS CALLING ME
OPEN UP MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, CAUSE I'M MR. GREYNAME

COMING OUT THE THIRD WORLD AND I'VE DOING JUST FINE
GOTTA,GOTTA WATCH VODS BECAUSE OF MY TIMEZONES
IT STARTED OUT WITH A HEART; HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
IT WAS ONLY A HEART; IT WAS ONLY A HEART
NOW I'M SHITPOSTING FB AND SHE'S PLAYING MINECRAFT
WHILE HE'S ON /∞/ AND SHE'S TAKING A DRAG
NOW THEY'RE GOING TO DMS, AND MY STOMACH IS SICK
AND IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD, BUT SHE'S LAUGHING AT HIS

SUPAH NOW, HE DRAWS OUT HER
GIGGLE NOW, LET ME GO
AND I JUST CAN'T LOOK; IT'S KILLING ME
THEY'RE TAKING CONTROL

JEALOUSY TURNING GREYS INTO SEANIGS
SWIMMING THROUGH LONG HOURS STREAM, CHOKING ON YOUR STUPID QUIP
BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PRAY, KRONII IS CALLING ME
OPEN UP MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, CAUSE I'M MR. GREYNAME

I NEVER...
I NEVER...
I NEVER...
I NEVER...

>The end is never
>Let's begin
>It starts
>Thank you for giving back the drive and motivation!
W-what's going on...

>>12011907
same with Your Love, everyone sings along to it but even ever since I was a kid I've felt like its just a song about fucking milfs

>>12011629
All of them.
How would you not know that?

>>12011970
Shackles off, going full Marine.

>>12010728
Cool! I usually start with some russet potatoes since they're larger. Cut them into wedges or steak fries (recipe works with both). I'd recommend preheating your oven to 400-425(Fahrenheit) beforehand so that its ready the minute you're done prepping. Put the wedges in a bowl and coat them with flour or corn starch (you can use either but I prefer flour). Get a rimmed baking sheet and add enough cooking oil so there's a thin layer across the whole bottom. Once the oven is ready, put the wedges on the sheet, making sure they are spaced out slightly so they don't stick together when cooking, then stick them in the oven. Cook for 20-30 minutes(depends on your oven) or until golden brown and then take them out and flip them. Then put them back in for another 20-30 minutes or until golden brown on the other side(I know it takes a long time but its worth it). They might take a little longer to reach your desired crispiness. Once you're satisfied with their crispiness, take them out of the oven and place them onto a plate with a paper towel to absorb the excess oil. Only let them sit for a minute before moving them to a bowl to season(the heat and residual oil from the wedges will make salt and other stuff stick bitter). I recommend a mix of garlic powder, onion powder, and especially Old Bay seasoning. Season and toss to taste and they're ready to be enjoyed. I also feel like crispiness has more to do with coating/batter than heat, but I bid you good luck in your cooking endeavors.

>>12011970
Kronii's going to tell us about her "friend" Stanley

>>12011976
Kek, you just reminded me of "Stacy's Mom" aswell

>>12012028
Thanks Shibanon. I'll try your recipe in my toaster oven tonight.

>>12010532
That's no way to think about it! There's plenty of delicious food that can be made by frying. Have you ever tried making wings before?

>>12011970
She's teasing Omega's debut

When is the members stream?

>>12012399
2 hours

>go offline after roboco's stream ends
>come back and /∞/ is done panicking over literal nothing
sasuga time loops

>>12012451
>come back and /∞/ is done panicking over literal nothing

>>12012451
/∞/ is a manic depressive pureez ahndastan

Maybe because half of you are assholes EN is gonna have a mass graduation

Again? Again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PwKsasBlK4

>>12012583
Please stop this...

>>12012547
In your dreams lol

>>12012451
it was pretty funny tho

>>12012535
never change bogposter

>>12012538
Just like Kronii.

>>12012652
Not a dream for me would be a nightmare
just know that if i were them reading half the shit anons post here i wouldn't be happy either

>>12012583
Thanks, I love her so much

>>12012028
>cooking recipes
man we really do have it all huh

>>12012827
Thankfully they aren't weak bitches like you

Imma throw in a cope bone and predict what might be said. Sorry if someone else had already mentioned any one of these. Not worth my time archive-diving.

>Something involving dm's and comments that always pester her to stream more, especially from her POV. She'll explicitly say out the reason why she can't do that. No circling around this time.
>Will say it out first to members that even though she knows that she can't deliver as promised, she will try her best to stream as much content as she can.
>Also in regards to PL, she will continue pursuing her VA career, and with more confidence and support now.

Now, where are my meds?

>>12012966
no way she is gonna talk about her roommate, but would not be surprised about the rest

>>12013028
Well, not directly of course.

>>12012921
grats on forgetting there are people in this industry and not just machines

>>12013090
Cry harder BITCH.

Oh yeah I couldnt post earlier but to the anon freaking out about the :) post that was me, my timing was just lucky and I felt bad for you.
Also do your archive reps we literally had a chain of 20 ":)"s in a thread after kronii did it in MC the first time, its nothing new.

>>12012827
Half the shit posted here during these timeloops is coming from globalniggers here to laugh at the coping kronies.

>>12012966
She can still do VA work as Kronii. Hell, other holos are voice acting in games right now.

>>12013180
Shut up Kronii

>>12013229
She could probably pull an Ina and keep her VA work separated from her streaming work.

Well, I'm going to sleep, since I have a life outside of this place.
Gonna come back tomorrow to laugh at you losers since no matter what happens, you're gonna lose.