/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11902777

>Magazine
Reminder that any comments are due Oct 26, 2359 JST

I fucking love this sheep!

Join the Aggie if you want, there's space for more.
https://aggie.io/aw4ekpop9i

bear

i love this fucking bear

Thank you ritual posters

I wonder if Bea is the type who sticks her tongue out when she's concentrating on drawing

>>11968172
It would be cute but I don't think so.

she's popular enough to get good art, guess this is where i leave.

>>11968263
kek

>>11962469
>I didn't mean to be pochi.
https://youtu.be/lOI6n3kmyx8?t=58

>>11968432
So cuuuuuuute

>>11968432
kawaii as fuck

>>11968432
Looking at her fingers, it looks like she gained a lot of weight in the time period between that video and the cooking video. It's probably due to stress. I hope she didn't feel too bad when some rude people complained about momo being too fat.

>>11969333
I don't think so. Her fingers look about the same.

>>11969406
He's shitposting.

>>11969333
imagine squishing her tummy

>>11968432
This is triggering my saviorfag instincts

>>11969430
No. It could be the angle, but her fingers look quite chubby in that cooking video screenshot that is often posted here.

>>11969504
imagine squishing her womb

>>11968432
early lying hypocrite bear I miss you so much

I love early Bea so much she still has a place in my heart.

>>11969539
https://youtu.be/jcUVM-DALNo?t=789

I love fucking this bear!

>>11969687
this was so funny I want more of it

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR CHIHIRO

>>11969687
I hope chihiro cooks for us again

>>11969813
Chihiro onigiri onegai

Thank you, Bea, for your advice on the bass guitar and the rest of our long and deeply personal DM conversation where we bared our hearts to each other and really got to know each other’s souls. It was a magical experience.

~the inner circle~

>>11967192
I hope it fills by the time I wake up
matane

>>11968432
I like the sound effects she used, like from a morning tv show

Bea browsing at night

>>11970280
That room is too clean to be Bea's

>>11969687
I'd say she gained like 10-20 kg. Don't worry about it bea, we still love you.

>>11970486
The angle is different in those pictures though.

>>11970532
Bear cope?

>>11970486
it's just the angle, asshole

>>11970486
>>11970532
>>11970756
She's carrying my child. I'm sorry you had to find out this way, dads.

>>11970756
You can't seriously be saying that the finger on the right isn't thinner regardless of the angle.

Forget her hands, I want to see her feet.

>>11970840
Stop being weird

>>11970994
This. If she doesn't post feet before her graduation, I'll feel empty for the rest of my life

Pretty much the only way a Japanese woman has a weight swing that dramatic is pregnancy.

>>11971106
Remember on the Passpartout stream before this she was vomiting. I can't deny it anymore. She was pregnant.

>>11971082
Her weight doesn't matter to me at all. I have nothing against fat people. She could be 10 times her weight, and I'd still watch her. I just don't like people saying she didn't gain weight when she obviously did.

>>11971106
It's a good thing Bea is a Chinese man.

>>11971106
It could also happen if you're malnourished from eating nothing but mikan jelly for weeks.

>>11970790
Cringe

>>11970790
Based

>>11971480
Based

>>11971639
Based

>>11971794
Based

>>11971931
Cringe!

http://poal.me/da9oa9

>>11972697
TEABANI PLEASE MARRY ME YOU STUPIDLY SEXY BEAR!!!!

>>11972697
I still don't know what the fuck is Teabani

>>11972776
Instead of asking what is Teabani, ask how is Teabani. She's very special. Some say she's a Risuna whose becoming Beatani reps went horrifically wrong (right).

>>11972776
A perfect clone of Bea, she is even better than the original

>>11973481
Most clones are

>>11973614
oh no dont tempt me to masturbate again anon.. i can only do this 5 times a day to my only love and oshi Chihiro-san

beatani a shit

>>11973806
Beatani is the shit!

>>11973880
Beatani took a shit

>>11973962
Imagine the smell.

>>11974956
Smells kinda like shit, man.

>>11974956
Perfumes and flowers, my oshi shit can't smell bad!

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Polar bear poop is mostly liquid. If you search "polar bear pooping" on google, you'll see polar bears with pressurized jets of doodoo squirting all over the rocks and snow around them.

>>11971179
She was vomiting because Chihiro force fed her the stuff she cooked for us that day.

>>11977827
Just imagine feeding Bea when she's tired after a long word day.

I once caught my mom and sister basically saying that i have mental problems and I'm retarded

>>11978740
Were they right?

>>11978853
I think they are right on the mental problems one but I'm not retarded in the"oh he can't even clean himself" way.
It's more the constant anxiety and lasting depression that give me trouble. This leds to me trying to avoid other people IRL, unlike them both since they are the outgoing kind of person. so i guess this is why they think I'm retarded

>>11978973
I remember mine always repeating "You're just telling yourself you're different" etc and then it was too late for me to realize they were wrong.
Suicide reps for the hikkikomori social outcast neetchama ikz

>>11978973
Normalfags are evil
>>11979181
>Suicide reps for the hikkikomori social outcast neetchama ikz
Not yet, wait for the New Year stream

>>11978973
>>11978740
Post iq

>>11978973
I've had multiple family members tell me I have aspergers because of similar issues.

>>11979181
I want to end it all

500¥ is the lowest price you can ask for a commission on Skeb, and any time someone is asking for just 500¥, I'm not sure what to think. Usually I just assume it's someone trying to do reps but maybe buy a coffee or get some extra exposure at the same time. In the case of this artist specifically, it felt very hit or miss. Many of their girls felt cute, but other ones not as much. I'm not so sure what I think of this one just yet but I also haven't fully opened my eyes yet either.

saddads support group when

I only dump a small fraction of my kichigai-ness in these threads and even less on Twitter, you have no idea. Posting more would be too off-topic yet I think I don't really have any other outlet.

>>11981065
Get therapy f********

>>11981101
If Fireworks doesn't use Twitter as a dumping ground then God help us all

Can she change that profile picture already, I just jumped back when that creepy face calling me dad popped out of nowhere

why would you post Chihiro vids as evidence that Chisato is punipuni

>>11981101
I'm not sulfurous, I don't really pay attention to that guy

>>11981065
I just take all my anger and sadness out on my favorite chuubas

>>11981065
I never post about it because its my own problem and I have already made my mind. I just have to keep going for a little more.

>>11981314
>I just have to keep going for a little more
Until what?

>>11981217
Kek

>>11981367
Bea. Please

>>11981231
Paws

I think she has brain damage

Beatani you fucking retard

>>11981065

I'm starting to concern... I think something fell on her head while she was making room for VR.

Beatani is concerned over depressed dads in this thread

>>11981065
>>11981266
you shouldn't take your concerta and drink at the same time

>>11981497
H******* ruined my life

>>11981533
I already watch gura and she is my oshi

what now, she cannot behave well for more than a week?

>>11981556
I wonder how many dads she could take down if she really wanted to

>>11981589
She's just bored and wants attention

>>11967261
me too

THEY ACCEPTED BEA'S HOLOLIVE APPLICATION
SHE'S GOING CORPO!!!!!!!!!
MANAGER DADS ALWAYS WIN

>>11981589
she was always like this

>>11981614
FUCK YOU YAGOO GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER BACK

Feeling Schizo today?

Bea we all know you are a holofag that frequently visits /hlgg/, you can't fool me

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1452594101673619464
retarded birdbear daughter sings you to sleep

Finally some gender diversity in Hololive's talents.

inb4 this dumb smelly kuso kuma gets her twitter banned AGAIN for impersonating an official account

What happened now Bear

>>11981731
working theory is she fell and hit her head while preparing her room for VR

I dont know how to explain this behavior to Jack when he wakes up in 2 hours and I tell him good morning, as I do every weekday morning

>>11981753
I will love my daughter even if she is mentally a vegetable.

That made me laugh. I'm not so depressed anymore dads.

she's trying to get menhera dads' attention off of themselves and onto her and make us feel better :)

>>11981991
>They think she actually joined shitlive and end up offing themselves

>>11980984
Is that the 500¥ art? Do you have a link for the profile?

>>11982281
Surely. He is still accepting requests for 500¥ and I'm sure he would appreciate any requests. Seems he got reply nerfed on Twitter.
https://skeb.jp/@Nikuduki_boy

There's no way Beatani would survive being in Hololive. How long would she last and what would she get fired for?

>>11984161
Assuming you can handle get chastised hololive talents can do almost anything

>>11980984
I know it's not intentional but I like how this feels like some kind of mashup of bea and those windows -tans that used to be all the rage

>>11984161
a day at hololive is enough to get goslings and a blind fanbase that will follow you everywhere even when you were in the wrong like aloe

nade this give bear nade want i to

Suck 100 dicks but be a virgin or not a virgin and few partner.

When I watched this yesterday I kept thinking of situations where Bea is MC. I haven't watched nearly as much anime since I started watching chuubas. Is it so normal to insert them? Do you wish that Bea was your kouhai? What animes make you think of Bea? What is the best anime character to insert Bea as?

>>11985560
Before anyone asks here is the anime
https://myanimelist.net/anime/42351/Senpai_ga_Uzai_Kouhai_no_Hanashi

>>11985560
It's cute. I wish Bea was my kouhai.

>>11984161
>chris got fired for making fans buy equipment for her (which bea has also done)
>aloe got fired for male friends (which bea also has admitted having)
>coco got fired for her china comments (which bea also has posted on twitter)
>kira got fired for physical and mental health problems (which bea also has)
>suzaku got fired for lack of growth (which bea also has)
>kaoru got fired for getting someone pregnant (I guess bea hasn't done anything like that yet)
She wouldn't even get in in the first place

>>11985835
>bea hasn't impregnated anyone
I wish this was true...

>>11985560
Anzu

>>11985560
What's the point of making a chad mc like that? It makes self insertion impossible.

>>11967192
Still going
https://files.catbox.moe/7k4vb4.png
https://aggie.io/aw4ekpop9i

>>11986496
self insert as the girl then

>>11986496
It was pretty easy for me. There was one scene where he judo tosses someone on a train, but other than that, it was pretty normal. Just be a friendly and outgoing person.
I'd rather self insert as him than a pathetic tier MC that can't get their life together but for some reason has some beautiful girl obsessing over them.

>>11986812
Why are you even watching anime then? Just go have sex or something. Why do normalfags always have to ruin every hobby?

>>11986891
Being a friendly and outgoing person and being a normalfag isn't the same thing, anon

I can self insert easily with araragi despite being shit at math, anything is possible you just gotta vibe with the MC

>>11987145
Because you like little girls

Will we get matching tshirts for the "Hokkaido Bus Tour Suicide Accident"?

>>11987730
Would be great. Who designs it?

>>11987817
That's going to be the next contest.

Haven't been here since the Big Bang. QRD on the drama?

>>11989205
drama?

>>11989205
we don’t do drama anymore go to pyon or nade or whatever and see what they have , or to pcg or
>>11982122
and argue about who is the herest chuubs without pandering or trying to blend in and how that’s definitely not that chuuba that they described

If bea becomes a crash speed runner what are the chances of her turning into a mentally unstable tranny?

>>11989301
>>11989513
I see. I will miss you all when the Big Rip occurs and the particles making up bodies are forever separated.

>>11989658
Not so high. These kind are in other games like A Hat in Time, Zelda or FF7.

>>11989658
you can't prove she isn't already

>>11989850
>Implying
https://youtu.be/3_tljUBCZfk

>>11990144
It's worse than I thought.

>>11989804
I'm just waiting for the Big Brap when Mori releases the Clover Club mix.

>>11990144

>>11990144
Does wearing a dress help you lower your time or something?
Aside from your time on this planet

Crash Bandicoon must have mind broken Bea.

Bea got crashed by the Bandicock

>>11985545
Not a virgin and 1 partner (Risuna)

Hi Bea

>>11985560
I can't watch that anime, it makes my heart hurt too much.

>>11985156
That's pretty good

>>11986812
>Just be a friendly and outgoing person.
oh ok yeah I will sounds good

>>11987730
>Accident

>>11987730
>>11991345
I think the right word is 'incident'
北海道バスツアー集団自決事件
Hokkaido Bus Tour Group Suicide Incident

>>11991345
>>11991584
Beatani said accident, so I went with that.

>>11967192
Thanks for joining! I like this bigger canvas. I think I will start doing them from saturday to sunday until they fill. Sounds like a good idea right?

Here it is finished https://files.catbox.moe/vskxky.png
/yah/ art anon can share it in the hashtag.

Hey clipperdad, can you make a clip of her singing the toradora ed?

>>11992739
i wanna squeeze that momo belly see her getting more and more erect and see her futa poking out from underneath her skirt...

>>11992739
Sounds good

>>11992739
should i use the nsfw tag?
or both tags?

>>11992739
That gold digger drawing does things to my dick

>>11993299
used both

>>11993461
yeah that's good thanks

I hope this cute bear is having fun playing crash.

I hope this cute bear plays Dewprism!

>>11981065
>>11981314
this is why we need a GPT-Neo trained Beabot

>>11993885
Oh no no no, OpenAI, look away, Beabot is saying bad things!

Seriously though, where's the Bea bot twitter account that scans things Bea said and makes its own tweets from that?. It should tweet every few hours.

Goomy!

>>11987730
*incident

>>11990420
Didn't mori say she's gonna send it directly to the bear when it's done?

I wonder if Bea could do her reps to this

>>11995472
If that's true then we probably won't see it until the 6k karaoke stream at the earliest
This doks is not okie

>>11995649
don't sex your food

>>11995649
Does it taste like a 9 volt battery on your tongue?
I bet it's just fucking banana flavor or some shit.

>>11995879
Banana, chocolate and ketchup

>>11995472
He also said he would update us and let us know if she replied with her plans and told us otherwise he would share it

>>11996467
>>11995472
I'm gonna call out this bullshit. This thing should be a thread project and not be gatekept on the bear, if it even exists. /a/ sings cirno didn't send it to zun and arm before posting the project. Doing it here is absurd and a big bait and switch. If the final product even exists, then organizer is just acting self-important and fishing for more DMsex with bear.

>>2883138

christmas is two months away, will you gift something to bea ?

>>11996467
Mori told Bea she'd only get the file if she became hololive

>>11997224
Yes, but she doesn't deserve it

>>11997224
my cum in a gray envelope that she should definitely throug gaway when she opens my letter
not me but i’m just reminding the thread

>>11997218
>organizer
You should direct your anger towards the mixer, the organizer handed it off to them ages ago. It's their idea to send it to the bear instead of sharing it with the thread.

I'm going to NTR all other dads during the JP Meet up...

Giving it to Bea is dumb, you are just forcing her to playing it during a stream

BEAR. IS. CUTE.

>>11997624
I'm going to NTR bea with all other dads during the JP Meet up

>>11997518
Whoever's fault this is, he's really shat this whole thing up. Not even starting the work until dads start talking about getting a new mixer. Stringing people along with cryptic posts. And claiming to finish the project and then saying it's blocked on something with the bear. This guy is a con man and a fraud.

>>11997634
If it's really true then he's just using the project to pressure the bear. Bad for the community and a shitty use of all the work the submitters put in.

>>11997218
>and indie chuuba who regularly uses, values and encourages community-made art is the same as big name developers and music artists
retard

>>11997706
>This guy is a con man and a fraud.
Sorry anon, hope you will get your money back.

>>11997706
If it comes down to it, Bea can accept the song and then post it here herself.

>>11997218
/yah/ sings Cirno's perfect math class went through Bea and she used it on her channel first. How is this different?

>>11997757
The bear encourages art, but she only uses what she wants
Imagine if a group of dads were to make a drawing just because they feel like it, and then instead of posting it they send it to her so she can show it in a stream

>>11997836
It's probably "different" because >>11997218 participated in Clover Club and now he thinks he deserves special attention. You can tell by him projecting with
>organizer is just acting self-important and fishing for more DMsex with bear.

>>11997836
Cirno's perfect math class was made explicitly as a backing track for Bea to sing to after the first time she sang it solo.

>>11997882
I don't understand your argument, if he thinks he deserves special attention, why is he against having the song release depend on Bea?

>>11997624
Why woud I bring my wife to the meet up?

>>11997944
>wants special attention
probably meant "being emotionally invested in"

>>11997935
And Clover Club isn't?

>>11997974
That still doesn't make sense, if he thinks he's special than he'd want to have Bea play it on stream, am I wrong?

>>11997518
Seems to me the problem here is that the organizer R*e M******n-san and mixer C******e M**i have had different goals in mind

>>11997999
I thought clover club was the full song, not just backing vocals.

>>11997999
>>2883138
It was meant as a birthday project, which clearly didn't happen. It's not meant for Bea to sing over considering the other idea was to just sing happy birthday.

>>11998051
let's stop the fucking jokes, who the hell is the mixer ? it's not the frog and even less the guitarist

>>11998096
>It was meant as a birthday project, which clearly didn't happen
Because Rye got filtered by boyfriend jokes, threw a tantrum and left the "communuty"

>>11998122
As long as they are a dad, why does it matter who they are?

>>11998122
What, do you want to doxx them?

>>11998183
accountability

Look. Someone just give me all the vocal files and i will complete the damn song today

>>11998208
Good job, now they'll never associate it with their name.

>>11998122
>He thinks it's a joke

>>11998222
Ask Rye.

Dads! Which other dad would you get naked with and why?

I don't fucking care about the stupid song, you guys are annoying

>>11998222
Can't wait, I loved your previous work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88RVqSVp0MY

>>11998282
Fucking whore shut the fuck up

>>11998279
the one with the bear paws

>>11998279
With mixer dad, to cuck all the deadbeats.

>>11998302
>It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced

>>11998312
Anon, your mental state keeps deteriorating throughout this discussion. Take a chill pill.

>>11998282
Big ups for showing them up, dude

>>11998302
I think i can do slightly better than that, don't worry

Aren't we gonna run out of drama once the mixer thing is sorted out? Bea will use a specific dad's voice for the new project somehow, won't she?

>>11997224
A lump of coal

>>11997224
A lump of coom

>>11997224
A lump of all my love

>>11997224
I’m going to give beatani a photo of my pecs autographed

>>11997224
I got a small letter sorted out and was gonna wait a bit to mail it but between not knowing how long shit'll take to reach her, not knowing how long it'll take for her to bother checking the PO Box, and something that came up recently in my personal life I'd probably be better off heading out to mail it today.

T**** suki

>>11998474
I can't tell we'll get along just fine homie, how tall are you?

>>11998692

>>11998684
T**** or T****?

>>11998544
>Bea will use a specific dad's voice for the new project somehow, won't she?
It's obvious that Bea will use her favorite dad to voice Momo. The same dad who was hand picked by her to be the Risuna streamer. The dad who visited her at the beginning of the month for oil balon sex. If you're jealous, you just should have donated more.

If mixer would just confirm the bear has it that would fix everything. The lack of updates and transparency is the whole problem.

how do we save this reclining bear? 3 months ago she was getting 100+ viewers every steam, now she rarely pushes past 50

>>11998912
I'm not in the screencap so I don't care. Find me a screencap with myself on it.

>>11998912
Yell at Susan. Bear is doing great.

>>11998892
the bear has it
t. mixer

>>11998279
ketamine twink... milk...

>>11998892
i have it
t. bear

>>11998912
she's doing pretty good for a who indie

>>11998912
look at the likes probably a better metric
also a lot of schizo here chubbas that don’t like wvt but want a here indie that’s not a corpo have spread put to different chuubas, even if they aren’t as genuine in there approach and it can be read like that from a mile away.

>>11999044
timestamped sharpie in pooper

>>11998892
>problem
I think you mean "fun"

>>11999082
That reminds me of that art with a pencil from /pyon/

>>11999077
schizo here viewers*
my bad

>>11998279
Snake dad, to cuck Bea.

>>11999088
I hate her compulsive need for surprises is all.

>>11999216
>Surprises
I think you mean "I planned to do something but it was too mendokusai and I'm just a lazy fuck so I'll go to sleep and think what to do when I start the stream"

>>11998174
>he still seethes over him leaving and giving a concrete reason why
he did nothing wrong no matter how much stuff you make up

>>11999216
>back before the groomer review
>put a lot of work in the application
>send it
>no response
>the day before the stream, send another mail and ask for confirmation whether she received it
>no response
>stream starts
>my application was there
that's just how the bear is

>>11999315
He was annoyingly autistic when he was there and annoyingly dramatic when he left. There's no right or wrong here, I just don't like him.

Test

>>11999311
>>11999360
It's funny because she loves to be in control of everything, but she can't control herself

>>11999315
>literally mindcucked himself with a plush bear
I will never stop laughing

it's been months, at this point I would prefer bea keep the song for the new year's event

>>11999465
She only cares about one thing dad

>>11999569
Yeah, my dick

I see a lot of talk about rye and the mixer anon-- I'm the dad with the DMs with Rye. If I need to reach out to him let me know but it didn't seem to be the case.

http://poal.me/g1xds4
Well?

>>11999569
And that's me

>>11999627
Kek her keeping it to herself would make me laugh so hard

>>11999618
Well you're not exactly special, anyone can dm him on twitter.

>>11999627
as much as I want her to do it, I don't think she's actually ballsy enough to keep it. a man can dream though.

>>11999679
I was asked to do it before, and I did it we don't need to all be DMing him.
But go ahead do whatever you want I'm not the boss of you.

>>11999685
>>11999664
>keep it to herself
>ask for donations if you want to hear it
It would be fucking glorious

Has bea ever said how tall chihiro is? I need this information for my fantasies

>>11999627
>http://poal.me/g1xds4
You forgot the option where she ignores it.

>>11999753
It's functionally identical to keeping it for herself, from /yah/'s point of view

>>11999618
Get him to release it, then every dad can do their own mix of clover club, and then we can have a dad do a mix of everyone's mixes.

>>11998892
I keep emailing Beatani about what we should do with the song and how I should send her the file, but she hasn't responded yet. If I don't hear back soon I'll try DMs.

>dm r*e on twitter
>ask mixer on the mail they used for gathering submissions
>ask bea in a dono
There are so many ways to know and yet you choose to speculate and shitpost. Be honest with yourself, you're enjoying it this way.

Mixer here, i-

>>11999829
If you release it in the thread I'll make sure it goes her way. She always checks the tier 5 discord.

>>11999888
sorry, mixer is away for a brap break

>>11999627
Where's the release right now option?

>>11999989
Not a possibility as you can see

>>12000028
The mixer could

>>11999888
Nice dubs mixer-chama, hope your manlet quest is going on well

>>12000088
Sorry I'm fucking blind, you got double trips

5k Karaoke continues
https://youtu.be/2gx0Aj-U3J8

>>11999627
>"use it during GFE stream"
>perfect GFE followed by a cacophony of male voices
I wouldn't put it past the bear

It's funny how the Listener-chan account changed her oshi to Chihiro yet Beatani couldn't bring herself to unfollow her own account.

>>12000235
Are you implying that listener-chan's account is actually beatani's?!

>posting in on the tw*tter instead of in the thread

>>12000304
Well he got 10 fat likes for it, what can you say for yourself?

>>12000403
make it 11

>>12000403
Holy shit he 10 FAT LIKES! Hololive is in shambles right now

I want beatani's oshi mark back

>>12000304
>posting this in the thread

>>12000304
LBS does whatever he wants because he knows he can. Fuckin love that guy.

>>12000903
ogey lbs

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I don’t get it. He is the biggest attention whore but unironically. Why do you guys accept this?

>>12001010
I'm not accepting anything, I didn't even know it existed until it was posted here

>>12001010
Thumbnail anon? I don't think he is that bad, really.

>>12001010
He doesn't though. Other than Twitter he's a complete enigma.

>>12000595
Me too but I will settle for an LBS oshi mark.

>>12000304
maybe the real cloverclub cover is the friends we made along the way

>>12001010
Not true the biggest attention whores are Snake dad, T****, M**, C****, CC, Fireworks ,E** in order from most to least.

>>12001477
Liked

>>12001477
>maybe the real cloverclub cover is the friends we made along the way
Retweeted

>>12001490
thanks

>>12001490
DJ/CC?

>>12001490
Why am I so low?

>>12001009
Give me 40 minutes, I'll send mine

>>12001477
like

>>12001477
bas... I mean like! Like and retwit!

>>12001490
Thanks for keeping me in your head rent free, despite that I really don't say that much outside of the containment zones

>>12001964
It's his list of dads he doesn't like that's all. That's how almost every list here works.

>>12001490
I don't know what I've done to make you think I'm an attention whore but ok bud

>>12001490
I live in your head rent
but where I really want to live is your heart

>responding to the list
god I hope these are just LARPs

>>12001490
CC?

>>12002233
But daddo-chama, it was really quality bait!

It isn't really.

>>12002283

Okay now my list of dad's I want to kiss the most. Ket Twink, Gondola, AR, G***, E******, X****, J******* X***, A****. In order from big smooch to little smooch.

>>12002489
why am I not on the list?

>>11999627
I love democracy.

>>12002489
Grey hands typed this post

I'm t****'s biggest stan

>>12002591
T**** or T****?

>>12002489
Thank God I'm not on this one
Praise Jesus

>>12001009
pm'd u ;)

>>12002620
T----

>>12002620
The first one

>>12002591
If you really are then DM me right now.

to the dad who said he's gonna DM everyone on the dad tier list:
Fuck you
sincerely, a dad near the very end of the alphabet

>>12002668
I fucking hate T**** but love T**** how can I handle these complex emotions?

>>12002775
frenchie san….

>>12002489
I feel left out. Can I get a peck on the cheek?

>>12002723
Sent a message. if you didn't receive anything then you are not the right t****, sorry

>>12002820
close, literally

>>12002838
Received. I didn't expect it to be you.

>>12002489
C-can we start off with some DMs first?

>>12001477
いいね

>>12002896
Sorry i didn't out myself earlier... I'm kinda shy ////

So anybody managed to find bea's amateur manga work? I think I'm close

You ever wanted a big, strong dad to slam you against the wall and choke fuck you? Me neither, that would be pretty gay. Unless...

>>12002775
you are not alone

I'm not gay, but I'd fuck any dad (mom)

>>12003047
It was never published or shared anywhere. She has the physical drawings saved. Too mendokusai to find it though.

I only know of one mom and i think i would pass

Nobody ever DMd me for that $100. I'm going to spend it on alcohol now to drown my loneliness.

>>12003159
Source for these claims, sir? Your glutes?

>>12003125
I'd fuck any dad (twink)

>>12003178
She's definitely autistic and I don't take advantage of the mentally disabled. Bea gets a pass since shes just a retard in spirit.

Most penetrable dads?

>>12003221
I am not him but he is not lying

>>12003178
You could pass for a mom?

>>12003254
depends on caliber

>>12003047
Did you check the site she was showing on stream that had the Akagi and Precure porn?

>>12003254
T**** and M**

>>12003303

Now which dad would you let penetrate you? (No homo)

>>12003294
No. i actually didn't do any research, i was just hoping for someone that actually did search for her work and would talk about it. :}

>>12003178
come on don't do ya boy dirty like that...

>>12003390
fuck you I blushed

>>12003254
all me

>>12003400
Remoto

>>12003460
Kek

Beatani and the dads get arrested and convicted for cult grooming. Bea and the mom get sent to women's prison and the rest of the dads go to real prison. As a condition of sentencing dads get to pick their cellmate. Who do you pick?

Any twinks out there who ARENT gay?

>>12003724
probably one of the twinks because I could sell them for some good favors in the slammer
alternatively one of those survivalist kinds that I know are around since they could probably make a good makeshift bodyguard

>>12003724
Er***** I have a feeling he could scare off the other prisoners.

>>12003724
Put me with another drawfag. We'll draw Bea all over the walls like maniac schizos.

>>12003178

>>12003724
Wood dad he could get access to the workshop and smuggle shivs.

>>12003125
i could be your dad (mom) bro

>>12003724
CC. He's used to being locked up and could probably source some prison wine.

>>12003724

>>12003851
you really like that stillborn rrat, don't you megumin?

>>12004013
kek

>>12003724
H***** appears to be harmless

>>12003724
One of the artdads so I could force them to live like a sweatshop worker mass producing cute and funny pictures for my enjoyment

>>12003724
Russian dad. He's probably killed a few people.

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI!!!!! MOMO MIGHT BE CUTE BUT MY LOVE IS ONLY FOR BEATANI!!!!! MY FEELINGS TOWARDS ANYONE ELSE ARE NEGLIGIBLE COMPARED TO MY IMMEASURABLE LOVE FOR BEATANI!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!11!!1!!1!

>>12003724

Beatani may be suffering now. She deserves more of the support from dads, that is my opinion.

Momo only turned out well out of luck. It could literally have ended up as a complete unusable mess because 90% of the garbage being spammed was le e/b/in /v/ro tier stuff that only 16 year olds still find funny in 2021.

I had my 1st Bea GFE dream
it's fucking over for me

>>12001490
Months of work finally paid off and I got to see an attention whore list I'm not him. Beautiful.

>>12004901
I had two already.

>>12005015
I had more, but they were more sexual, this one was just pure GFE, spending time together

>>12004901
I only had one with a japanese girl who according to me was bea

>>12004718
No? The result were actually not that great, but the mod odd ones basically got completely ignored (101kg, 9yo, and tinder)
The ones unsuable had pick the next one.
She would have made something fine from anything people picked by bending it enough.

Do you think Beatani sometimes lie to us about what's the current opinion/feel about this or that in Japan and on Japan's web since no viewer can really top her knowledge she can deform anything for her own gain

>>12004640
Honest question, how is that possible? There are dads that would drop everything to help her out but anything further would be concernfagging and she hates that.

Does basedbug still clip Beatani? He's been clipping Nadeshiko lately

>>12005379
All the time, see 15 minutes isn't late etc.
>>12005402
No

>>12005379
all the time

>>12005379
About how Japan have "progressed" a lot since the past regarding idol having relationships, and how unicorns weren't a thing anymore in Japan, only in the west who got a reputation for it.
I'm seeing the same amount both ways, either it's wishful thinking, or she made that up so people don't get upset in the future and she can mock them.

>>11989513
go away

>>12005510
Yeah, have Rushia shown to be having a BF and you'd have a few things going in flame no question asked

>>12005438
what happened? Did he finally got filtered?

>>12005690
M** threatened to rape and kill him if he didn't back off.

>>12002775
He must have lied, I'm either towards the beginning or the middle but I haven't gotten anything.

>>12005690
he wanted to chase another indies for that "saving" dose, nothing surprising

>>12005690
https://twitter.com/BasedBug/status/1421277369340514309
He sort of was around when Rye was. He finished up a couple projects and moved on.

>>12005379
This is definitely bear paws.

>>12005746
I'll assume he was full of shit and take his place. I'll go in reverse alphabetical order. Starting tonight.

>>12005901
>>12005746
That means you're gonna DM people you despise. I hope you'll be honest and not pretend nice!

>>12005768
Thats kind of disappointing but it can't be helped really

>>12005188
Would she have ignored the name if it ended up being Cum Princess Semenchan?

>>12005901
incredibly based if you go through with it

>>12006011
What's disappointing about it?

>>12005994
Don't keep me waiting, dad. Unless you're going to say mean things to me, in that case don't bother. >:(

>>12006011
People move in and on of things all the time
It's been a while though I'm surprised you only realize, I honestly had forgotten he was even here

>>12006053
I don't know but now I have my name for when I make my debut, thank you.

>>12006059
that the constant ironic shitflinging made them leave?

Risuna's ready for Halloween!

>>12006332
jawohl

>>12006203
some people really don't want to put up with that shit. Trust me when I say times like July really made me resent this place and I'm pretty much only here for the bear and not for any of you.

>>12006332
Keep it a surprise dumbass

>>12006349
/yah/wohl