/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hags are the best and so is this thread.

>>966527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU4Spsm2lGY
scared doog

>>966657
very true anon

>>966527
Best mom

>>966527
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6f0o2GF3jyvTHKCx02YBqQ does the africat count?

>Link your oshi
Mine's in Smash and her final smash is Remember Pearl Harbor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIJiMKJOmvs

Is that why I like Fubuki, Mio, Botan, and Korone? Because they're closest to my age and most relatable?

>>967976
they got that hag charm anon, fits for everyone

I want Botan to lick my face!

>>966527
Mamatsuri is too sweet.

>>969643
truth

Wait, Fubuki is a hag? Isn't she in her late 20s?

>>966676
Dog ran away after, she just wanted to laugh at the wolf, great stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-PPJlyLTnU

>>969946

My source says she turned 30 last month. That still seems a little harsh though.

>>966527
bakatare best hags

>>966676
>Otakmori

Oh my god, I'm featured in the hag thread OP. Thank you, anon.

>>971890
Your not a hag risu

>>971890
You're still a wonderful woman, mama.

If fubuki is a hag that should mean Choco is as well!

>>966527

>>973169

>>973169
I want to brush Mio's hair while she reads

>>966527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXhrTOiC8UM
happy wolf

>>973401
>never gonna brush your wolf-mo gf's hair while she sing and plays the ukulele

why live

>>973374

>>966527
Dola love!

>>973666
God damnit, anon, you're supposed to say lewd shit that isn't relatable for me not this wholesome shit.
I'm not crying. You're crying.

I never thought they were that old, but I really hope it's true that like Fubuki and Mio are over 30. It fills me with so much indescribable joy and comfort.

Best thread.

Imagine getting sandwiched by both Botan and Mio.

i want taiga...

MIO LOVE CAPCOM LOVE
https://youtu.be/N_3nBxeSojc
I don't know what to think of this..

>>966527
>>EN Hags
>https://www.youtube.com/c/KoopaCh
Bro she's like 23

>>966527
Add FutaMan to '>Indie EN Hags'

Futakuchi Mana Ch.二口魔菜
https://www.youtube.com/c/FutakuchiManaCh/featured

can someone post that mio image ?

>>995771
I can't believe she lost to her cat.

>>971890
KOOPA LOVE

https://youtu.be/DZTBFKIi9LE

>>996718

Hags are the best...!

>>993804
Capcom realized their mistake. They could be getting some great advertisement right now if it wasn't for the holocaust.

waifriend OKAY

>>997747
mio the hedgehog.

>>966527
>Koopa is a hag

WTF, I love Koopa even more now.

>>993133
*to be taiga

Imagine sex with Mio while Fubuki jealously watches won't it be fun haha

>>1023139
At this point, they'd share a man so they can live out their Teetee dreams of getting pregnant while fucking each other (+1)

We should've a weekly stream with Kurokami.

>>995286
Gross

>>997747
I hate this so much.

Sheep hag

>>966527
Since Koopa opened the door for EN indie hags in this thread, I should make you all aware of a literal, canonical, celebrated-her-30th-birthday-on-stream newly-minted hag: Alker!
https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker

>>971890
KOOPA LOVE!

>>997073
taiga defeats all

You just walked into the wrong part of town, shonen

>>1059829
*joins their dorky party*

>>966527
why is watame not there

>>1059829
>visage
Yawn. At least play Phasmophobia.

It's not too late to change your hag loving ways!

>>1059829
nah i was looking exactly for that

>>966527
>Patra
One of greatest ASMR Vtubers out there after that one that does ASMR with her mouth while playing APEX. If YT doesn't kill her in next month, I'm going to join membership.
https://youtu.be/NZEkjMyFaaQ

>>1064017
Patra's been (mostly) ok for 2 years I'm sure she'll be fine and link?

Where is Rushia in that list?

>>1069449
not exists

https://youtu.be/eltNYKZO9d0
Damn, memelords ruin everything, didn't know friend was suffering since I don't follow her.
>>1060550
Which now privated/deleted stream is that from?
>>1069449
I don't care if she's 50, she doesn't have any hag traits, like Luna.

>>1043653
That's a good voice too.

>>1069415
>link
Not sure she counts as vtuber
fuck if I know if she even has a model
https://www.youtube.com/c/%E3%82%8C%E3%81%84%E3%81%8D%E3%82%89
>plays APEX (requires both hands)
>interacts with chat
>takes tongue out of ASMR mic to interact

>>1060550

>>1078420
>bikini Mio never fucking again

>>1080418
No bikini at all, 3rd gen and forward will never have them too.
Such a shame, gravure is an idol's job after all, Marine could do so much with one too...

>>1080418
>>1080793
Archaic prudefaggotry yet again ruining everything. Sure is nice to have some aspects of life still stuck in the Stone Age.

>>1080793

>>1081901
social distance mio

>>966527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhPVBVuVwT4
the pirate understands

>>966527
I want her to step on me

>>989987
yes please

>>966527
Is Korone really that old? She seems to be in her early twenties at the latest...

>>1082492
> gundou (forma de OL) will never step on you, call you cherryboy, and make you cum through your ass

>>1071225
>That's a good voice too.
Yes, she has a very pleasant low hag voice, plus she can sing! Unfortunately Twitch's copyright tech is even more anal than youtube, so her birthday karaoke wasn't saved. But she did a piano recital recently which was saved. She's a very talented oba-san! The best part is that she has mentioned that she is very comfortable with her own age. It's pretty hot.

wake me up when there's a real hag

>>1043653
>30 is a hag now
You kids are ruining my fetish.

>>1089146
30 is the cutoff for the meme, yes. Also factor in that in terms of sexual desirability, women age faster than men. The Jap Christmas Cake meme isn't too far off of reality, most people don't go for 30+ women. But that's okay, since it leaves them for men of taste and culture such as ourselves.

>>1064017
They've tried killing her channel before about a month ago her channel was randomly deleted but she got it back like a day later

>>1064017
>>1091403
Nevermind it was November last year fucking crazy how time flies

>>1086533
It's saved if you know where to look.

>>1091403
Wait so the lewd ASMRs that I see posted are all indies then?

>>1095224
hololive ASMR is all but behind memberships now because YT is being madass virgin

>>1085742
Anon she's said that the Sega Mega Drive was her childhood console and her karaoke streams are full of songs from the 80s and 90s, I can't tell you anything more than that because of >>1

>>1089146
I'm 20, one of them is literally old enough to be my mom.
Which only makes my dick harder.

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1366369449918390275?s=21
TAIGA HATE

>>1095304
holy shit

this is why mio is so old...

>>970175
>>1059829
>>1060063
Want to play horror games with them all night as we munch away on nori seaweed. Then fall asleep first because these girls have way too much endurance like holy shit.

hag love

>>966527
Cute cat

>>1103666
She graduated high school a months ago

>>1104394
I think Eldritch horrors have existed since time itself.

>>971890
I love my mom!

Remember to listen to your mom sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h4B5_32anM

>>1104825
>ywn fall asleep on Mio's lap while she sings to you

>>966527
>Patra
wut

>>1108780
>he doesn't know

How would you identify a hag without going too deep into dox shit? Was wondering this for a while, maybe a full year by now: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwXOUuxUxCJ1yD0JfogUvMg
>laidback
>unafraid somehow
>very carefree
>voice and entonations
>vocabulary
Those are my current parameters

>>1108956
calm, mature, less reliant on chat and more reliant on friends, less involved into zoomer hobbies unless they were their childhood to begin with, usually more busy with their life

>>1108956
grit, determination and perseverance
They don't let a challenge or setback shut them down.

>>1105215
>she gently strokes your hair and rubs your back as you drift off in her warm, comfy lap

Scaring Mio on purpose!

>>1105215
>>1113883
Hurts doesn't it?

>>1108956
>>1109369
These are my criteria too, it's how they act and not just a number.
Mio is far from being unafraid, we can ignore that one.

>>966527
Some other Nijis I've seen called hags:
Shizuka Rin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6oDys1BGgBsIC3WhG1BovQ

Fumi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwrjITPwG4q71HzihV2C7Nw

mio hate

>>1101446
>This cat shits all over Mio's house then has the balls to give Mio the stink eye.

>>1085974
good luck bitch, i've tried

>>1116378
>rin is a hag
Hags wearing school uniforms that are now slightly small are great. Any lewds like that?

>>1120730

>>1120730
Just imagine being sandwiched between these two hags

>>1116426
>>1116584
Well she did run over his tail with her chair that one time, and Taiga does not forget.
Also Mio commented on yesterday's morning stream that she used to send letters to santa asking for precure henshin toys, but never received them, she though he was just confused, cute!
She's smart, if her roommate's age is to be believed, she should've been a teen while the first Precure was airing, so her true nostalgia should be Sailor Moon or CCS.

>>1123883
>she did run over his tail with her chair that one time
should have stopped sitting behind the chair dumbass cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28uOXGS8woE
Watch Mio!

>>1124971
But does she do 96G rollercoasters?

>>1124971

>>1125008
Not yet, she's going for a sci-fi theme.
>>1125088

>>1125226
What is she trying to do with Subaru's sisters?

>>1125296
Viciously befriend.

I may buy planet coaster after watching Mio play, its really comfy and I was a huge fan of roller coaster tycoon 1 and 2

>>1128958
I love her commitment to this park.

I love mio

mio and FBK really are the glue for this group

>>1130477
i'm surprised duck is not polka level bad at gaming to begin with

>>1087106
They're all hiding behind young bodies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eowTGXedMQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC7hFNqUibk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1MYDKVwjw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9z3WKbo48

Mio 3d Ukulele stream! Can't wait.
https://youtu.be/5k-jSFD9NE0

>>1095304
What's the point of that rule? Like are we fucking reddit or something?

>>1136623
look at taiga

look at that smug bastard

>>1137782
Something bad is about to happen there

>>1137151
point of virtual youtubers is their model and character, not the actor behind it. Though its more prob to avoid legal trouble with Cover cause of doxxing

>>1145750
It would be nice if the Vtubers and the studios behind them knew how much we love and appreciate the women behind the models, at least. Even if they don't give us anything in return.

>>1149893
problem is that most retards will go off and mess with their lives, especially some of the controversial ones like Coco, Fubuki and what happened to Aloe

>>966527
Moona knows the opening song for a 90s TV show.
https://youtu.be/r2oI2xI2o2s?t=11542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1evSSUwj0

It's always ok to know a little bit, like approximate age, I think that makes it far easier to relate to the character too. After all, it's completely impossible to separate character and actor, there's gonna be plenty of overlap.

Heck I wouldn't have taken so much interest in them if I hadn't learned their approximate age. They seem way way younger but the fact that they have a lot more life experience than that is heartwarming.

>>1150868
How long did the reruns last? I know literal zoomers who still know the theme from 1970s cartoons because of that

>>1137151
To curb drama, you know that if this rule didn't exist 90% of this board would be gossips about their IRL personas and armchair doxxers

>>1151363
To be honest, I don't know.
But Reine and Anya never heard of it.

Hags are for?

>>1153701
making wives and breeding while it's still not too late

>>1153701
Large, hung foreign men!

>>1150871
It's clear that the mods are a little relaxed with the rules as long as you don't post pictures or anything retarded, since these threads are technically talking about IRL ages and not the characters' (FBK is a high school student after all). I find that knowing the girls' histories, especially the ones who spent years streaming on NND for very little success makes me admire them more and understand the "character", since most of the time 90% of it is based on their IRL personalities

>>1153701
impregnating

>>1153701
Making autistic children

Pochi is also a great hag. Much love

https://files.catbox.moe/b7ws3g.mp4

>>1154438
https://streamable.com/iw41vs

>>1155742
>when she sees your dick

>>1155914
Why did she take a male cat to begin with? Female would be easier to deal with.

>>1155998
it was her choice. i dunno why but thats what mio wanted

i need to update this image soon anyways

>>1156909
Rushia never posted her cat?

>>1154863
Agreed but I am ashamed I couldnt find lewds of her chuuba character. They are all her manga.

>>1156909
this one is missing botan's cat it even has a goatee.

Botan is currently singing the anime OPs of her teenage years
https://youtu.be/F5G4AcdL8kE

>>1157347
jesus she's almost 700k already

>>1157439
>not 700k by the time the stream started
literally a crime

ded like the hags

FUCK YOU TAIGA

>>1151989
Which would be more fun

>>1169828
no it won't be, go back to /jp/, discord or reddit

>>1170043
Dilate

>>1170981
Stop using my oshi to post buzzwords.

>>1171008
Gura wouldn't even take a donation from you.

>>1149893
I'm sure they know anon. If people were just here for the animated dog avatar and nothing else they wouldn't stick around. It's the person behind it that people fall for

>>1149893
Isn't this something that became evident after the game-bu fiasco?

>>1170981
>gurafag is a zoomer meme spewer
every time

For me, it’s Botan-chan!

>>1175976
i bet you did't even supachat her today you absolute fag

Isn’t Coco early 30s?

>>1176239
She's a shitposter.

>>1164869
Mio doted on him too much.

Imagine being taiga and looking up Mio's nightdress in the morning.

>>1179636
Taiga's sexual frustration is why he's such an asshole to Mio.

Any idea on how old Nyanners is?
She made Pomf Pomf in 2012, assuming she's close to hag material.

>>1181830
That retard is in her 20’s stiml

>>1164623
wrong thread

>>1181009
he's a male cat, they are all assholes

I can't help but stare at Mio's thighs right now!

>>1193526
>tfw tail blocking views of her thong

>>1193767
Izumi is too smart unfortunately...

>>1193767
>thong
She wears spats now.

>>1193866
YOUTUBE HATE

>>1193866
She's probably wearing nothing right now. "For health reasons".

Real prankster, that Mio.

>>1193526
>pantyless Mio only barely covering her vulnerable parts with tail

Nice 3D stream but also see the SMOK collab.Its starting soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBfsOClIC4

>>1194803
Watame passed her shitty internet curse to Mio it seems.

>>1195609
Rather unfortunate but how is her internet that bad in Japan does she live in some woods for real.

>>1195862
She's a wolf she's supposed to live in a woods. How would she even live in a city with her no panties policy?

>>1195862
Well her model is fine in the zatsudan, maybe it's the wi-fi on her router and a nintendo game not going well.

10 minutes in, nopan talk already.

>>1196046
Why does she keep giving miofa boners during talking streams.

>>1196368
She knows her audience well enough to know what keeps them interested.

>>1196368
It isn't on purpose, she's just too sexy.

I am not a hag!!

God I miss lolimio so much, still remember that Haato tried to take her.

>Hags
Fubuki, Mio, and Botan are pretty top-tier but I feel like I'm probably around the same age.

>>1196592
I retract what I said, Mio is hiding her S side, she just said she sometimes wants to tease.

>>1196368
true entertainment

>>1137151
>>1150186
something about vtubers attracts crazy schizos and stalkers and idgi

LOOK AT THESE FASHIONABLE HAGS

>>1197547
>something
Idolfaggotry.

>>1197028
Are you a wizard, jii-san?

>>966527
Nice, didn't expect to see Dola on /vt/
Have a multi-hag song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW7HXLmSdQA

hags!

>>1199996
Nobody is a wizard you have been lied to

>>1199507
Why are those 3 a team anyway? It makes no sense

>>1194159
As you wish.

>>1200479
I want to get Ara Ara'd by these hags and the Gamers hags. Even if I'm the same age or older. Because I have only the most refined tastes.

>>1201102
flare was drunk one day, friend wanted to help, and then got watame. the rest is history

>>1199996
Sadly, no. My only power is retaining the reaction speed needed to play games

>>1202290
>>1201102
I think Fubuki had been sending them kuso horror games via steam but neither of them would play them. So during the drunk stream, Fubuki invaded. And then saw Watame was online still and forced them to play together. And now we are blessed with BakaTaRe.

>>1202331
>Fubuki had been sending them kuso horror games via steam but neither of them would play them.
how unexpected

>>1202331
>Fubuki invaded
For some reason I can't stop thinking how Flare was just minding her business being drunk then FBK pops out of ground with dark souls sound effect and forces her to play horror kusoges lmao

cute hag sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZnIHM2dQvA

Only slightly related, but at what age do guys in japan start being called ojisan?

Ogayu's mousepad arrived at Mio's house, but she has yet to open it.

>>966527
new to hololive here, how are fubuki, korone and flare hags?

>>1227763
Korone is the haggiest hag

>>1228991
anon prease i require sause i only watched pekora so far

>>1229200
>>1

>>1225897
I can't wait for our turn.

>>1223080
20, but only if you're a cyborg

>>1233023
I would buy three!

>>1233023
>>1233176
I'd buy anything with Mio on it, where are the Capcom goods being did btw

>>1233176
One for use, second for decoration, what's the third one for?
>>1233224
You would need to pay top dollar for it on yahoo auction or something, since it's only available on capcom's ufo catcher.

>>1233263
Personal use

I want to sniff Mio's tail!

more Mio barfs when

stop sexualizing mio

>>1246183
Fuck you Taiga. You get to see Mio's pussy in its full glory every morning.

>>1247288
That’s because taiga is mio

>>1246183
If she didn't want to be sexualised she shouldn't have been so sexual

>>1246183
It's not our fault that she's pure unadulterated sex

>>1246183
I enjoy both sides of Mio.

>>1149893
yeah, i really hope so too. Not ragging on this board/the fans or anything, especially because these things do actually support them, but I'm not super into holo merch or fan content personally because it just feels too divested from the talents. And they really are that- talents. I swear some of them could have a career in standup comedy if they wanted.
too much of a figurefag not to pick those up though lol

Mio crying at the end of Sakuna made me hard, I want to hug and comfort her.

>>1263187
Just like Fubuki. It is a good game though so I can see why they would get emotional over it.

Also, fuck stinkbugs

Next singing collab when?
https://files.catbox.moe/tgpbrd.mp4

>>966527

>>1282780
Working at a bakery is really taking its toll on Korone's figure
I've always wanted this exact scenario

Anyone else currently watching Fubuki just start playing HK?
I hope she doesn't drop the game, it's a long one.

>>1282780
remember to not stick it in crazy
especially when crazy is also old

Fubuki's Grub Noises fills me with great joy.

>All the hags end up being my favorite naturally
>I too am a hag.

Explains much.

HAG LOVE

>>966527
I didn't know Fubuki was actually good at video games. She's breezing through Hollow Knight for the most part so far. I'm legit impressed, I'm following her for sure now.

>>1290426
Same. I'm actually impressed at how fast she's picking up the movement; most people I've watched keep facetanking enemies because they can't stop themselves from walking forward while attacking. Plus she figured pogo all by herself and is now using it consistently agains the big green knights. More than this being a case of just raw skill, it looks to me like she has a genuinely good head in her shoulders and is able to figure what is she doing wrong and improve in seconds.
If she's already getting good at pogoing this early on I can't wait to see how well will she fare in the platforming challenges of the lategame.

>>1290319
>you will never go to a camping date with Mio at the Unity Assets Forest and praise her singing and ukelele skills before heading to your tent for a passionate night of love.
Also, Miosha is streaming horse pussy gacha

>>1290426
>already decent at pogoing
>doesn't imediately forget she has magic and makes good use of the fireball spell
>doesn't need the Compass to tell where she is, uses the bench pins as a reference instead
>instantly recognized she strayed from the main path when she got into Fog Canyon and went back
Refreshing to see, isn't it?

>>1282780
>>1282867
>thicc doog

>>968334
this unironically. Hags are so much more charismatic than other women.

This thread has officially ruined me. I was visiting some family yesterday, and while I was in the living room having tea, I over heard one of them say the word "hag" and I instantly became painfully erect at the word alone.
Is there such a thing as "too much" hag love?

>>1292950
>Is there such a thing as "too much" hag love?
No

Damn, Uma Musume is a buff game, it's so rare for Mio to get these many live viewers.

>>1291153
and then taking a dip in the sea right after to cool off... fuck...

>>1292950
I hadn't experienced painful gigaboners since puberty until I discovered holohags and found out about my older women fetish.

>>1290833
Figuring out the pogoing that fast is really impressive indeed. She absolutely destroyed the False Knight too in just her second try, and a third try Hornet. Can't wait to keep watching her playthrough!

>>1291654
Yeah, forget chuubas, she's better than most regular streamers.

>>1293313
>friendship

>>1293547
Just imagine you get in a relationship with one and she introduces you to all her other unmarried hag friends and asks you to prove to them that their not too old for marriage.

>>1290426
she's literally speedrunning stuff sometimes

>>1293665
Yeah, that's why I watched her stream today, cause the other day I saw she was RTAing Undertale when everybody else was playing it, and while I don't care about that game, it got me curious about her actual playthroughs. Needless to say, I ended up being pleasantly surprised.

too bad this fucking cat blocks mios path

Why are hags consistently the best chuubas?

>>1298341
Because they are close to Menopause and, as such, exert the strongest pheromones to attract a mate before it's too late.

>>1304795
nice clipping

>>1095304
>>1137151
>>1145750
>>1150871
>>1151989
>>1154387
>>1197547
>>1229451
it's banned because of global rule 4, please read the overarching site rules after you jump ship from reddit

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1368757752349085696?s=20
taiga...

I am intrigued by Mamaneru. Is there a way to help hags with their stiffness? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoZTYkB0Aio

>>1095354
Based. I guess I'm on their age range.

Fubuki is supposedly nice, and she does play cool games, and plays them well, but for some reason I can't watch them because she strikes me as soulless (literally). Is there something about her or her design that makes anyone else feel that way, or am I just a schizo?

>>1199507
>>1200479
>>1202290
I really like me some Watame. She's just got a very nice voice

>>1319122
>mememaster foxcat
>soulless
top schizo, your meds

>>1319122
Her model kinda has a thousand yard stare, yeah, but she's actually really entertaining and really good at games. Go check her Hollow Knight blind playthrough from yesterday.

>>1323063
>memetale
>then reddit knight
why do holos keep playing dogshit games?

>>1323181
Just because a game has a cancerous fanbase doesn't mean the games are bad.

As for her eyes, I see no issue with them. Though back in her earlier days, she always looked high AF

>>1323181
Memetale is nothing but a meme, sure, but Hollow Knight is a legit great Metroid-like game and pretty challenging too.

>>1323181
back to /v/ with you

>>1317774
Imagine hating that little cute dude, I just can't, even when he bites her during a horror game.

>>1323181
>why do people like things that I don't like?
Anon, I...

>>1080853
It wasnt for idolfaggots, it was for Youtube blocking all the bikini streams

>>1196699
Whatever you say, Alker.

>>1328011
you are not allowed to like reddit games
get out

>>1331313
Please have a blessed day, anon. You deserve it.

>>1331270
she calls herself a hag

Why couldnt I find myself a Korone while i was entering Highschool. It's not fair

>>1331934
Because you're not a fat cat

The things I want to do to Mio mama are too many to list in a post, I can't believe she gets me like this.
HELP! I'M STARTING TO LIKE HER SEIYUU TOO!

>>1333128
Don't worry, the true sign that it went too far is when you start liking Taiga

>>1333128
It's thanks to Mio that I started listening to a bunch of japanese songs that I wouldn't have given a second thought before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbHC4sEhV08
This is still my favorite 歌枠 from her.

Mata ne, Hag thread