/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11778395
ok nice

>>11778395
FUCKING NIJIFAGS
Now they are copying hololive minecraft streams?
Unbelievable

I summon you, ringofags!

So no different than a normal stream?

>>11778395
Nijis are copying Mori now?
How can anybody take them seriously?

Hindu music in the background lmao. How fitting.

>>11778864
That's her regular bgm

is this...based?

>>11778395
Finally,a good stream

This is a weird night

/unchi/ when

>>11778395
just a normal shatsudan stream

she cant be sitting that long

>>11779272
there's /ringo/

>>11779346
she has problems getting it out, needs more fiber

She is giving birth to an entire new gen of Niji. Please andastand

>>11779461
from which hole?

I've spent the last 15 minutes trying to hear a girl on the internet fart and/or hear her turd make a plopping sound, what the FUCK am i doing with my life

The QRD just got longer

Just heard that wet BRAP

>>11778395
>50 minutes and still going
What the fuck did she eat, that is either way too much poop or way too long for a single poop

She forgot to mute when the shit hit the water, sasuga

>>11779905
Hopefully you heard her miss muting that eruption. I'm sure it will be recorded.

>>11780141
Knew it would happen when it took her five seconds to mute each time.
Salute to the brave soldiers that witnessed it.

>>11779486
all of them

>>11780141
I was actually hoping it would end up like that, i knew noraneko was going to fuck up at the critical moment kek

>that guy who sent an akasupa

alright where's that sound clip of that one part where shit hits the water. I know at least one of you fuckers are recording this.

>getting lots of money for pooping
I kneel neko

>>11780081
She had problems getting it out for an hour

>>11780196
Brap content isn't free after all, had to pay what she deserves , extra tip and all

>>11780189
A chocochad, for sure.

HOLY SHIT SHE ARCHIVED IT THE ABSOLUTE MADCAT

>>11780328
I don't trust it on staying it up, better save the relevant part before it's gone

>>11780328
She's based like that but management will pull it soon.

>>11780386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfM_XkaYNmA&t=3134

The best shit always happens when I'm away at work

>>11778395
God, the sound of the poop lmao!

>>11780474
Why

>>11778395
holy shit . shes here lol

>>11780474
sniff

>>11780474
based

Does she just do random shit

>>11780474
that one いけええええええええ in chat kek

They are just like us

>>11778395
>>11780628
I thought this was fake, but this is really what it's come to. A vtuber can SHIT INTO A MIC and these virgins will praise her for it. I hate all of you.

>>11780826
It's ok because it's her

>>11780826
give her some credit, she didn't shit into the mic, it was just a huge shit that the mic happened to catch

nothing she could do

I'd drink the warm piss straight from my Oshi's pussy and even I find this depraved

>>11780826
You would too if you knew you would get paid for it. Don't lie

>>11780826
I get why she does that

Its supposed to be comedic, "weird" stuff thats "trippy haha"

Thats basically it, she just took shit, only a down syndrome ape would call that based, its certainly some of the lowest though processes ive seen

>>11780826
>he doesn't know about the vtubers that pee and poop on stream

Wouldn't this just inspire the extreme fetishistic avtubers to start messing with youtube-kun?

>>11780689
She does things that are normal for her.

>>11780979
And then she receives monetary incentive which unconsciously conditions her to reward herself for coming up with shit like this and carrying it out

>>11781044
>>11780989

>>11778395
1 week until pomu copies it too

Her fear and embarrassment when the noise starts is what makes this clip
https://streamable.com/s8irb3
Scat and Brap tubing will save vtubing

>>11780969
I wouldn't want to be known as "the motherfucker that shat on stream" so no

>>11781107
Maybe finana
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1392645070713622528

what did she eat that it took 50 minutes to work out of her system

>>11781268

>>11780989
Poo is disgusting but hook me up with those pissing chuubas.

>>11781274
That's the thing, it only affects her vtuber persona. When Noraneko turns the stream off and goes out into the real world, she can live a normal life with nobody knowing she just took a fat shit in front of 4000+ people.

>>11781282
I like how Rosemi stopped by lol. She posted something in Noras chat but i didnt catch it.

>>11780474
Nice, I wish I was that toilet

>>11781647
>Noraneko
>Leading a normal life

>>11781528
https://youtu.be/-h7xPApC_Ys?t=3217
https://youtu.be/-h7xPApC_Ys?t=4189
https://youtu.be/-h7xPApC_Ys?t=4917

>>11781666
She said "Ganbatte"

I like her but I don't have the resolve to hear the shitting.

>>11780979
In the context of a post filthy frank Susan-run Youtube, and the growing restrictions and corporate meddling of idolfag agencies, the scat cat's BRAAAAAAP is not merely based, but an act of revolution. It is a work of art as profound as the scatology of Rabelais.

>>11781864
I want a 10-minute professional in-depth explanation on the history of vtubing at this time and how the cat's shitting video is an amazing piece of self-expression, like those art museum videos explaining paintings.

Any timestamps for shitting sounds?

>tfw no gf with a butt that poops

>>11781963
Read the fucking thread.

why is this thread moving so slow? history was made today..

>>11782073
If it was done by a decent human being it would be something of note but this isn't really out of the wheelhouse for the cat.

>>11781528
PISS
https://youtu.be/hdhO5XsG-jg?t=56

>>11782183
>>11781817
thank you piss gods

>>11782073
>>11782117
Part of it is that this board doesn't really watch Nijisanji, much less JP Nijisanji. If a hololive girl had done the same stream, this thread would be at 400 posts at least.

I like cat.

>>11782183
Sounds like she's got a one gallon drum for a bladder.

>>11782344
>only 400

Can't believe chuubas turned me into a pissfag and a brapfag

>>11782344
>this thread would be at 400 posts at least.
400 threads with 400 posts

>>11780474
how come brapfags keep in winning?

>>11784436
I don't know, but I appreciate it. It just raises my hope to one day capture my oshi's braps.

>>11778395
classic crazy cat

How disgusting
art when

Mori still did it better.

she sat on the toilet with her asshole spread for almost 1 hour? that can't be good.

>>11785917
She was extremely constipated.

>>11785917
No. She sat on her computer chair for the most part. She kept pushing the whole time through, though.

>>11785917
Hemeroid chuuba...

>>11781268
Not my proudest fap
But a good one

>>11786376
That's Rene.

>shit stream
>cat chooses to talk about onigiri, calpis, perfume, and rice crackers
Fuck this cat

>>11786445
And Ririmu.

>>11786376

>>11786773
I’m trying.

>>11786445
Rene has haemorrhoids?

>>11788097
Has gone public with it before.
Her roommate even made a video about it.

The gift that keeps on giving.

I assume this will be promptly added to the Noraneko green text pasta?

>>11781107
>He missed it

>>11788138
I never knew that. Is there a link?

>>11789567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-eCxQ1OLLY

>>11778395

POMU TAKES A SHIT

>>11789525
>>11789718
EN vtubers don't matter.

>>11784436
I dont think you understand, anon. Have you ever seen a woman at her most vulnerable? Have you ever stumbled into her squatting with her back towards you? When she turns her head around in disbelief that you could be there, feeling absolutely ashamed of herself. She goes to pull her panties up but it's too late, a big mudslide shoots out from her shaven starfish. She might cry, thinking you might not ever see her as human again. Or maybe that's not your cup of tea. You stumble across that same girl, but this time she's standing up, ass spread open. She looks at you with an evil smile as she pushes out a thick log from her hairy brownie factory. The sound of gas and plopping echoing throughout the room. Maybe she even wants to get a bit dirty. No, I don't think you could understand.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but despite what your oshi tells you, she does not pick flowers, or go to idol meetings. They poop, anon. And they don't just poop; they SHIT. They fill the room with a foul stench, they wipe themselves or shoot water at their caboose, hell they may even clog the toilet. They think they can eat whatever they want and get away with it, but it always catches up with them in the end. They produce bricks, logs, pudding, pellets, snakes, and mud. And the best part of all, is that your helping them do it. You superchats, memberships, merch purchases, concert attendances all help them purchase food. Which turns to nutrients. Which becomes waste. You call us 'brapfags', but you should really put your money where your mouth is.

We have been lurking in the dark corners of the internet for too long. Year by year our fetish has been gaining ground. It used to be scarce but now it can be easily aquired. We have come to far to stop now to stop. Your oshi will pee. Your oshi will fart. And your oshi will shit.

>>11790386
me right now

>>11778395
Not a scatfag, but good for (You).

>>11778395
Why did I get a boner when I heard her have hershey squirts?

I am not a scat fetishist
I am not a scat fetishist
I am not a scat fetishist
I am not a scat fetishist
I am not a scat fetishist

>>11790788
When I hear it I picture her fat ass squishing against the toilet seat in my mind

>No timestamps to shitting noises.
You fags are useless.

>>11790877
There are though

>>11790877
Read the tread you fucking retard.

>>11790386
My oshi does not do any of those things. Suisei is a true idol who has never used the toilet.

>>11791159

>>11791159
Stay in denial.

>>11791159
Your oshi most likely has had a man stick a finger in her asshole.

>>11780952
>I'd drink the warm piss straight from my Oshi's pussy
Anon, women don't pee from their vaginas.

>>11778395
>why
>W H Y

>>11791942
It's a different hole within a gaping hole anon.

This is fucking disgusting. Fucking literal degenerates. Fuck. However...
>>11782183
>>11781817
This is hot.

>>11791942
It's the smaller hole above the bigger hole are you retarded?

>>11789525
Doesn't matter. Pomu don't have the courage to carry the bit through its fateful end like the cat does.

She is not going to act like streaming while taking a shit is the most natural thing to do. Like the cat said, she needed to shit but she also wanted to stream, so of course she did both. She is not going to purposely pick toilet conversation topics where nearly all of them were about food and one was about about perfume. She is not going to tell a story about getting on a train while holding a bag of literal garbage, and delivering a birthday cake while holding the bag of garbage in the other hand. She is not going to pray to the eight gods of the toilet. She is not going to conduct a graduation ceremony, while a speech and song and all to celebrate the turd's graduation from her asshole. Most importantly, she is not going to get you hear the moment when the shit hits the water.

>>11790819
She definitely has a fat ass, you can tell by the resonance of her braps.

>>11792673
This stupid cat makes me feel funny sometimes

>>11791159
Suisei shits on the floor!

>>11792673
>She'll never fart on your pelvis as you hit her from behind
Why even live?

>>11791773
Yeah, mine

>>11782183

>>11781817
>>11782183
Wow do you have more of this anons?

You can sort of smell it just by hearing it.

>>11798662
What does it smell like?

>>11792294

It would be the lack of courage/humiliation that would be appealing.

Pomu would be pretty nervous about the act. Trying to find a chat topic that made her feel more comfortable when all the sudden a furious fairy brap would drown out her monologue. She'd try and anticipate the next one the shame would only increase until something embarrassing causes her to end the stream all together. Pomu would forget to turn off the mic and proceed to fire the stink cannon before realizing her mistake and blaming it on the cat.

>>11781528
https://streamable.com/bbx4ly
In NijiEN by the way now.

>>11800606
She is also a fucking legend too.

>>11800668
No she isn't.

>>11801670
nah pissfags stan her, fuck off.

>>11801802
She's some washed up SEAnig. Who cares if some losers like her?

>>11801870
>losers
You're on /vt/ we are all losers, dumbass.

>>11801910
Not really.

Again, who cares about EN/SEA chuubas?

>>11801953
Yes really. Go back to /jp/ nip supremacist dipshit.

>>11802032
You wouldn't even be here without those that came before you.

>>11778395
lol so this is how watching non-idol Vtubers feels like

Is this a stealth ringo thread?

>>11780826
you were the kind of person to post this before you graduated from middle school and learned to embrace your dark ways

Now that the cat has broken the taboo, which vtuber will be next to stream from the toilet?

>>11778395
What the fuck? Definitely not the worst but this is one of the weirdest threads I think I've seen in /vt/. You faggots are really praising this?
>>11782344
>If a hololive girl had done the same stream, this thread would be at 400 posts at least
I think so, but for different reasons

>>11803870
Do you not know Noraneko? This lady gave herself a necrotic nipple just for a meme.

>>11804032
What the fuck? How?

>>11804476
quick rundown of cat
>Made 2 uber eats drivers race each other
>First she placed two simultaneous order from the same place to see which one of two Uber drivers would delivered first:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r_I6643ustM
>Second time the ordered from uber eats and Mcdonalds delivery:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gGbUHxvsY3E
>Third time she ordered from uber eats the went to the story to buy it herself to see if it would be faster:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sY2SUz44Ag
>Placed clothes pins on her nipples during a endurance stream to the point her nipples caught necrosis and nearly lost them
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I21CbgW30CY
>follow up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bNgxtPdVSjk
>Did an endurance stream until 250k where she sang and did flash math at the same time
>Randomly decided to do a stream impersonating Gilzaren III, a chuuba infamous for streaming very infrequently (he was gone for over 3 months) in an attempt to make his channel reach 100k subs, then dragged other people in like Deron and somehow managed to call the real Gilzaren and have a basically inverted totsumachi with him and other people. Her pc crashed/internet disconnected and he was forced to stream on his channel the continuation right as he reached 100k subs
>Hijacked the nyancat relay and sang it for 14 hours straight, leading to kino moments like almost choking trying to eat food
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ntK5v3PsHW4
>Did a cooking stream where she literally made sushi out of worms
>Decided to stream making naan at 4am, and while she was letting the Naan dough rest for 10 minutes she grabbed her streaming laptop and went to a park, climbed a jungle gym and started singing at the top of it
>Asked taka (an indonesian man) to teach her how to cook naan (indian cuisine)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X7Co2VoZLJE
>Did a talk show stream where she imitated hiromoot's zatsudans
>Once did eigo-only totsumachi for a straight hour with Nijis who speak broken eigo, resulted with unforgettable moments like "DO YOU RAIKU DONARUDO TORAMPU? I RAIKU DONARUDO TURAMPU"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PX_onUBlv-A
>Broke her hand because her fucking microwave fell on it while she was sleeping
>Falling asleep during stream and get 250000 yen Superchat while sleeping
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsMVAqF6EJE
>Dislocated her jaw quite often during stream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hNC7futCr08
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqOY37ztns4
>forget to stop stream and sing asshole song live.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqa6GBICHY
>Bake a Naan in the middle of collab stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eLHQtDfJ8Is
>Clean her mic with a fucking vacuum cleaner. Ended up with her mic got swallowed by vacuum cleaner.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6RcCIAKzoIY
>Attempting to embezzle Anycolor funds to make in-game purchases with their account but staff found out and called to stop her
>peed in her friend, Fumi's bathtub. Another member of Nijisanji.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7mZwD-vyaEk
>once tried to stream a taste-test for McDonalds' promotional Rice Burger, bought the wrong burger, and then cycled all the way back to McDonalds while streaming her laptop on her bike, interacting with the stream at stop signs and getting stopped by policemen on the way. She ended up audibly dropping the burger and her laptop on the ground after finally buying it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lQ815Wsgs
>and the follow up where she actually eats it instead of dropping it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqwDvABpUE
>have a fight with her little sister live in stream.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-4uHUczDGoY
>asked for 2434 packs of potato chips in a twitter competition and they actually fucking mailed it to... the Anycolor office. So everyone has to help her finish the chips.
https://twitter.com/nekokan_chu/status/1061272090177757184
>forced her manager to stir natto for hours on end during a livestream
>forcibly ending a round during a mahjong tournament, costing another play a win
>made 3 oji-sans (Itou Life, Meika, Gwelu) sing a natto song she made up
>for some reason big youtubers in Japan like Hikakin, Yutapon and some politicians follows her.
https://twitter.com/yousei_ide/status/1356598979526496256
https://twitter.com/taimei1/status/1380503135832010757

>>11804540
>Literally broke the law by turning 1-yen coins into aluminum foil
>Decided on her own to do a collab with a elementary school YouTuber without consulting Nijisanji at all.
>Made an apology stream, but ends the stream by calling Niji staff "fodder that nobody cares about" and tells them to take a hike.
>Rides bike in freezing weather to try new burger from McD (rice buns) while streaming the entire way there (she has her laptop computer open on her bike while she rides it, using pocket wifi to keep streaming). For whatever reason there were military helicopter sounds in the background while she struggles with keeping everything together. Runs away from cop who tries to figure out why she is riding bike with a computer; orders the wrong burger, and tries to go back and falls off her bike before ending the stream.
>Pretends to not know how to set up stream while streaming in-person with Deron. Deron asks her to put up a scrolling comments section on the screen, and cat responds by taking a screenshot of the comments section in youtube, copy-pasting the png into her stream layout, and animating it so the same comments scrolls indefinitely. Nearly kills Deron with laughter in the process.
>Ropes Gibara into doing an impromptu in-person collab with her in the Niji office when the latter dropped by to say hi; played 1-2 switch and tried to cheat by fondling Gibara's boobs and throwing switch controller at her. Lost anyway.
>Actually lives in squalor. Mito and Deron says she lives in a very small room (~50 sq. ft room) with 4 cats, and the room is full of stuff cat calls her "treasures".
>Did a stream about cooking "蘇" (prounced "so") in a convoluted multi-modal pun. Her screen title was "おいい蘇 (oishi-sou"). In the stream she boils milk to extract its essence, or "soul". The stream is about her struggling to use a gas stove, nearly starting fire on multiple occasions and alternating between freaking out and being smug to the viewers. 蘇 also means reincarnation/revival, so halfway through the stream she comments about being light-headed and wondering why the gas in the gas stove is low (implying she left it on the entire time) and the entire comments section telling her to get fresh air. She comes back several minutes later and literally repeats the start of her stream word-for-word and then tells the audience not to worry because she has died (and revived) a million times. Stream ends with the fire alarm in her room going off and exasperated Mito commenting "ehhhh".
>Streams on a laptop without a mouse. Refuses to use mouse because it's something she eats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5e4cVkC-TM

>>11804540
>>11804569
Now this is the true definition of a mad cat lady. Noraneko, I kneel.

>>11780149
I need a link to said eruption if you have it

>>11806704
https://streamable.com/s8irb3

>>11802512
unchi

>>11790386
I'm guessing you've seen video of the woman shitting herself in the hot tub.

>>11804569
that cooking stream sounds insane wtf

>>11792294
>talking about food and perfume
This makes sense if she's streaming from the toilet. She can talk about food in terms of how it caused her to be in stuck on the toilet, and she needs to learn about types of perfume to cover the (assuredly rancid) smell in the room.

has the shitting meta begun?

She's a legitimate genius.

Why is she like this?

>>11807296
I'm from the 2 girls 1 cup era.

>>11810211
Yes. It's going to be like Ame's "feet on table" png, except with shitting. Every week, another chuuba tries it out, and maybe a few make it a permanent attraction.

>>11804569
La creatividad de Nijisanji (forma gata norata)

>>11791469
Was it Suisei's?

>>11810250
>streaming herself shitting
>genius
dont sell her short, this is retarded

>>11815370
You wish you could shitpost as good as her

>>11815800
>shitpost
kek

holy shit, I can't believe it's real

>>11800606
>groomer collab
Christ

Every time I see a Noraneko thread, I know to expect performance art.

>>11815370
retarded and genius, yes
she's a content savant

>>11804540
>>11804569
You just know sex would be equally amazing and regrettable

>>11822104
I can't even think of her sexually at this point

Did any other Nijisanjers react to the stream? I know Rosemi was in the chat.

>>11823292
>rosemi
OH NO, ROSEMI. GET DOWN!

>>11815337
Suisei is one of the least likely. She entered the bathroom after Mito left, when the shit was already there. It's possible that Suisei took the shit earlier in the day, but I imagine the toilet would have been fixed by staff if that were the case. My theory is still Mito, she seemed way too excited for it to be anyone else's.

Imagine the smell in that room

>>11778395
quality content

>>11810211
I hope so.

>>11810211
Who's shit is the strongest?

As a ringofag and EFROfag this thread pleases me greatly.

>>11836533
We don't know, but whoever that is will be the strongest chuuba.

>>11822104
The sloppiest blowjobs she’s the type that would stop mid sex to eat or watch tv

>>11840287
She'd puke on your dick from deepthroating too hard then beg you to fuck her with it as lube.

>>11840536

sniff

>>11804569
It's hard to believe someone can truly be this based. Either half are lies or she's indeed the chosen one.

Either way I kneel.

>>11804540
>>11804569
can’t tell if she was retarded or crazy.

>>11804569
>Refuses to use mouse because it's something she eats.
wat

>>11854790
She's a cat.

>>11855349
I took it as her literally eating mice because that wouldn't feel out of place with the rest of that list

>>11804540
>>11804569
What the actual shit is wrong with this girl. I first learned about her from the nipple thing but I never would have expected her to be this fucked. I don't care what anyone says she's truly the strongest chuuba. I kneel

>>11851224
>>11855716
She's probably legitimately autistic, like Ulililia levels of autistic.

>>11804540
>>11804569
WTF. Why am I stuck watching all these Minecraft and Apex when someone like her exist under my nose this entire time?

>>11858984
Because she hasn't gotten a dedicated EN clipper since mid 2020.

>>11858984
Because you didn't take Nijipill.

>>11858984
Because you're EOP

>>11820461
>holy shit,
that’s one way to put it

Letting this die would be a crime.

>>11790386
jesus fucking FUCK my sides

nope you're not dying yet

Sniff.

>>11780474
Imagine the smell

>>11790386
I uh....the logic....its too strong for me to deny

>>11790386
>They poop, anon. And they don't just poop; they SHIT.
lost

>>11781268
What a time to be alive.