/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Be honest, OP. Do you actually watch her streams? Or do you just watch clips?

I choose to believe this is how she acts because /vt/ does the same with my oshi but Gura has waves of whitenights to defend her honor 5 seconds after bait is posted

she's closer to a baj than a juicer and you know that. do your reps

MINECRAFT SHARK DODO DO DODO DO DO DO

>>11641497
>drinks 5th monster energy drink of the day to relieve headache
Does she actually do that because that is a fucking nightmare for your body.

Gura not only popularized Hololive to normiefaggots but she also helped kill it

HOOCHA

>>11641497
Just imagine what she smells like after a 3 hour stream

Fanbase reflects the streamer. Every single time she mentions feet, or acts like a stupid fucking valley girl, or says "oh nyoo" I know for a fact that /hlgg/ is going to be fucking unusable. Gura isn't a bad girl, but her entire being is a byproduct of memes and social media algorithms. I cannot watch most of her streams because it feels like I'm back in fucking middle school.

>>11641834
Big numbers, that's all that matters

>>11641497
>>11641834
>doesnt stream minecraft for a literal year
>only started recently so she can have fun with other people now that the servers are connected
>acts like she is only big because of minecraft
I hate to use this terms lightly but, take your meds

>>11641867
>Sour funny, girlsweat, and artificial fruit flavoring
uuuuuuoooooooohhhh

>>11641867
>Sour cunny, monster, and girlsweat

UUUOOOHHHHHH

>>11641642
i dont watch gura but that sounds more like a you problem failing to defend slanders against your own oshi retard

>>11641877
lemme guess you were the creepy dood nobody wanted to date ?

>>11642260
Anon.....that's this whole sites userbase.

>>11641497
I drink 7 monsters a day and I'm still alive. People that claim it's unhealthy are pussies.

>>11642134
But you're the retard

>>11642260
No she reminds me of how I was in middle school.

>>11641497
Zoomers.

>>11642359

>>11642359

does it...do anything for you?

>>11642359
You're going to have heart problems in 20 years.

>>11642950
No, it's the reverse. I get the shakies if I don't drink caffeine for 12 hours.

>>11641834
Whats up with 4 days ago stream? Literally the lowest VOD Ive seen

>>11643042
Stream had problems and she had to restart with another stream.

The caffeine addiction is what makes her relatable
t. nightshift

>>11643041

yeeah that's why people say it's unhealthy, the benefits flatten out and you basically just feel crappy without it by default when before you were normal. A hole has been drllled in your normal sate that didn't exist before. You've been clasically bamboozled but luckily it wasn't something like meth. Bae is hard addicted to caffeine too, said she gets nothing out of it but can maybe go 2 days without relapsing

>>11643207

>Bae is hard addicted to caffeine too, said she gets nothing out of it but can maybe go 2 days without relapsing

>Calli suggests she could try pain medication

they are going to fucking die inside the decade

>>11641804
little do monster addicts know, and i speak from experience here, the headache is withdrawal from this shit, and the monster relieves you from the withdrawal
thought i had migraines until i stopped drinking this shit altogether and everything stopped after some pretty bad withdrawal symptoms for two weeks

>>11643518
I drink 2 a day and I run out every month so I stop for a week and I never get headaches.

>>11641497
OH NYOOOOOOOo

>>11643890
lucky you, although you might experience different withdrawal symptoms and just not recognize them as such, i can't say

>>11643039
It's called speedrunning

>>11642075
>gura reeking of sweat and her breath being a stenchy monster scent

>>11643039
diabetes in 10*

>>11643369
This rules, I'm happy I'll get to die early with lovely girls instead of uselessly plodding on into a cursed future.

>>11644161
>casual nudity

>>11642426
continue to let people rrat about your oshi by all means.

>>11644161
>wake up in the morning
>gura-chan is next to you
>her breath smells like artificial flavoring and acidocetosis
based diabetus shark

>>11644492
TuT

>>11641565
streams are just clips strung together with her quiet muttering

I rarely expose myself to caffeine, so when I drank one of those newer gen energy drinks that have more caffeine and shit in them, I felt like I was going to have a heart attack and was trembling for hours. I know tolerance blah blah blah etc. is a thing, but there's no way you can convince me that shit isn't poison.

Also on the topic of energy drinks sucking ass, I swear to christ just because your artificial sweetener is 0 cal, doesn't give you the go ahead to dump so fucking much of it into a can that it ends up tasting like chemical syrup.

>>11642134
I'm just one guy bro and I get (You)s for being triggered while lies are continually spread.

>>11641497
>wake up
>see a Minecraft stream
>day ruined
/vt in a nutshell

>>11641497
god i love her so much

>>11641642
If people have ammo to use against your oshi, you have the wrong oshi. I've never had to defend my oshi from anyone.

>>11641877
oh nyoo

>>11644959
imagine thinking Gura (or anyone else actually) needs defending from /vt schizos.
Or thinking that there is someone schizos can't shittalk for absolutely no reason. Those faggots could create rrats against Sora if they felt like it.

>>11641867
Pretty bad. I don't believe she takes regular showers.

>>11645148
>triggered

>>11645360
for pointing out that she doesn't need defending and that schizos can start hating on anyone? Sure

>>11644959
you must be a fellow onigiriya then

>>11643207
its basically coffee then

>>11644652
any chemical is a poison with a big enough dose, even plain water.

>>11645148
I never said anyone "needed" defending, but if my oshi was getting shit-talked I would. Never happened though. The fact you think there's no ammo to use against Sora betrays how new you are, unfortunately.

>>11647547

The overdose event horizon counts for a lot though. You can technically kill yourself with water and sugar, sure, but I'm an ex meth addict and nothing has made me feel like I was going to fucking die like pure caffeine powder

>>11641497
has she ever sipped on stream?

>>11643369

>pain medication

wait what

>>11647547

The overdose event horizon counts for a lot though. You can technically kill yourself with water and sugar, sure, but I'm an ex meth addict and nothing has made me feel like I was going to fucking die like two mere spoonfuls pure uncut caffeine powder

>>11647637
>junkie
>overdoses on even common chemicals
makes sense

>>11641497
Are you the same schizo who kept posting the gura trying to stream while terminally ill 6 months ago?

>>11647698

Word for word. I'm banking on the fact that she must have meant like Advil or something to cancel out the headaches from caffeine withdrawal, which is an equally dumb slope to slide on but Calli gonna Callidnyjs

>>11647728

Believe it or not, that was before I even started using meth. I was on all those retarded space nootropics too

>>11647619
That's my point, though. There is ammo to use against everyone, even your oshi, because you don't have to actually do something wrong to attract antis. 99% of things people shit on Vtubers for absolutely doesn't warrant hatred (just look at Ina), but they do it anyway. Because people don't need reasons, they need excuses, no matter how nonsensical.

>>11647898
>advil
americans really need to stop with this ibuprofen shit, it's complete crap even at therapeutic doses for your kidneys and stomach

>>11644161
>thought I was but a simple architect
>now realising I just get off to chuubas being wildly unhealthy in general
I did not want to have this epiphany at ass o'clock in the morning, but uh thanks

>>11643518
sounds like watered-down crack cocaine lul

>>11641497
wow shes just like me

>>11648733
>I just get off to chuubas being wildly unhealthy
like pic related?

>>11644614
Can't believe Gura is just the ultimate clipfag.

>>11641804
Imagine the kidney stones

I'm surprised they don't crash more on stream. When I have any caffeine, like even half a coke, I fall asleep like 30 minutes later.

I don't like the valley girl arc.

>>11641497
RENT FREE

I know the whole 5 cans of red bull is exaggerated, but its still really obvious that Gura eats like absolute shit. I hate to be a concernfag, but its sad to watch her completely waste her health like this. It must be hard for her (or really anyone in general) to live on her own and take responsibility for her own health.

>>11641834
look at this newfag not knowing about meme doggo Eekum Bokum and Scatman cat

>>11654681
kek

>>11641497
I have been thinking something for a while now and I can't keep quiet about it anymore.

I think the shark has changed.

>>11642756
men look away from her eyes but they look back to see that ass

>>11641877
>i cant enjoy thing becausw retards also enjoy thing
I dunno man seems like you got filtered by your bitterness

>>11654681
>tongue deep in my 4th monstr
can't believe gura's tonguing monster girls...

>>11655594
God I wish that was me. On either side.

>>11643983
Anons not ready for when he doesnt drink monster for a month and his penis mutates into two separate halves like those split tongues

>>11643207
This is why I don't drink coffee, I don't like the taste, but moreso got paranoid that I would become addicted to it, so I just drink water and mineral water

Just drink coffee, man, it's got antioxidants n' shit.

>>11641867
>>11644161
>>11645333
if only there existed a hololive USB stream-activated smelloscope…. then we would know the glory of gurasmell

>>11656576
I wonder who made this post

>>11656737
yiz

>>11641877
Oh Nyoo

>>11641877
oh nyo

When falsefaggers are desperate for material and pull some low quality monster drinking shit bait like this, you know Gura is doing so great recently.

>>11642134
Based takodachi

>>11641877
I hate to say this, but she's pretty much the PewDiePie of vtubers at this point

>>11657823
I don't remember her calling someone a nigger.

>>11654570
What exactly is so hard about throwing out liquid death and eating buckwheat and meat? Especially when you have fuck you money?

>>11657823
That's an insult to Pewdiepie, at least he uploads consistently.

>>11641565
Implying OP even watches clips.

>>11641497
kys cumshart

This shitbait really did its job huh

>>11643041
Anon, you are an addict.

Just graduate to Modafinil already

>>11648183
Pretty sure it’s acetaminophen/paramecitol/Tylenol or whatever tf you wanna call it that’s bad for your liver

>>11654898
Elaborate?

>>11657823
That's an insult to Pewdiepie, at least he's bilingual