/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11618890
read the pic you posted for an answer to your question

Ina slapped Sana in front of Omega.
She broke her wrist in the process

>>11618890
Everyone in Hololive is held together by duct tape

>>11618890
learn to read english ESL

>>11618890
What a fucking dyel lmao.

>>11618975
I’ll just have to break Omega’s ass to compensate. Oh, darn.

>>11619029
Haha, hell yeah brother. Cleave those buttcheeks into two.

>>11618890
Sorry, we were doing it on the stairs, I accidentally thrusted a bit too hard and seemingly hurt her wrist. I will be more careful next time takodachis

>>11618962
fpbp
>>11618890
I'm just glad to hear Ina's ok. Thank you, (you) farmer.

>Ina's entire livelihood depends on very fine movements from her hands and wrists
>maybe she would be concerned if something were to happen to them?
>no, better have a schizophrenic meltdown

>>11618890
>Sana's dog died
>Mumei's Animal needed medical care for unknown reason. She is also stressed with exams and might descend into menhera soon
>Ina's wrist sprained
>IRyS' teeth hurt and she needed to visit the dentist, ended up taking a lot of meds
>Kronii is "sick"
That's 5/11. The end of Hololive is coming

>>11618890
Man girls do this a lot huh my gf keeps slipping on stairs and getting black eye from it

>>11618994
It seems like she's trying to take a quick break due to whatever reason, but then she suddenly cancelled her plan.

>>11619199
Or they're profiting off tragedy when they saw how well Sana was doing
Works pretty well considering Rushia had 45k viewers on hers today

>>11619199
Why is Susan doing this?!

>>11619199
They are making excuses. They know it's a sinking ship.

Papa'nis found out about the T3 streams.

>>11618890
She got a little too enthusiastic with a handjob

Something about jerking off her boyfriend and ruining her moneymaker.
>yeah me
No, not you. None of you.
Anybody posting on this board is not Ina's boyfriend.

>>11619375
I am Ina's husband

>>11619199
>half of EN is down
>Kiara still can't gain viewers

I've had something like that happen before because I didn't have lights on and miscounted the steps on the stairs, but my muscles aren't as athropied as Ina's so it didn't feel like I broke my arm.

>>11619416
Tales of Kiara's Viewership

“why do my muscles hurt?” - neo
“befause you never used them” - morpheus

>>11618890
I wonder what it sounds like when Ina screams in pain

>>11619479
Kek

>>11618890
She jerked me off too hard

>>11618890
Fat girl problems.

sorry takos...

>>11619603
Wouldn't stop me if it were true

>>11619603
You dont need to be fat to break bones by falling from stairs you know. People get concussions from 1m falls

>>11619603
>let me just move my gigantic ass
Should any of this deter me?

>>11618890
There's a lot of bad luck going on at the same time

>>11619603
Not fat, or else she would be talking about needing renovations to fix the staircase she crushed.

>>11619375
Imagine the sheer dexterity of an Ina handjob. The girl can make drawings worth hundreds of dollars and she would be using those same hand eye coordination skills to give you as much pleasure as possible with her hands

>>11619603
sorry for what?

Hololive girls have realized that all you need to do is fake injuries/close deaths in order to gain sympathy and an excuse to take a break

>>11618890
>muscles were just really suprised(?)
>(?)
she's so out of shape the concepts of warming up and pulling a muscle are completely alien to her! Is Ina the skin and bones kind of unfit or fat rolls?

>>11618890
I was too rough with her last night. Sorry guys.

>>11620589
If she was fat she wouldn't have recovered from the slip.

>>11620705
Stair treads typed this post.

>>11620589
>muscles were just really suprised(?)
that sounds like something a doctor would say

>>11619190
This, besides small women like her are exceedingly fragile.

>>11618890
I accidentally redeemed this coupon

>>11618890
What a dork!

>>11619199
Also Noel's hamster.
And Rushia's cat.
The only good thing the past week was a certain Old Girl's new kickass model.

>>11618890
Who knows. Maybe Omega pushed Ina down the stairs. Maybe it happens all the time. Maybe there's many such cases. It ain't any of our business, so just fuhgettaboutit you rusty grimaldello.

>>11618890
Obviously Ina is lazy and just made up an excuse for not working, is that what you want to hear OP?

>>11625290
I wanted hardcore rrats about Ina “suddenly falling” down the stairs and “spraining her wrist” for three days. And spending six hours at the doctor. I wanted someone to skim through vods and report if Ina even has a staircase in her house. Stuff like that

>>11618890
>I fell
I wouldn't worry about it, OP, she is definitely not being abused.

>>11619416
The best time to stream JRPG.

>>11618890
She sprained her wrist, went to the doctor, and was reassured there was no permanent damage but it was indeed sprained.

>>11619375
Yes I'm not Ina's husband I'm IRyS husband

>>11619190
>Everyone working in IT isn't in the same situation

>>11620589
I'm kinda surprised how Ina went from EXTREMELY fit to shy artist girl in a single lifetime, not to mention in probably a decade or less

>>11626937
FFXIV not even once.

>>11626937
Idk if EXTREMELY fit is accurate but she was a good basketball high school player and was in the swimming team

>>11618890
The holoEN girls are over a year into straining themselves physically and mentally and are burnt out now
They're looking for any excuse to take a break because they desperately want to rest up and not have to spend 3/4 of their days streaming or in planning meetings for future streams

>>11619199
forgot
>Ameila has burnt out and went on another break.

>>11619092
I don't remember typing this?

>>11619416
kek

>>11618890
Weak woman.

>>11618890
What EN needs to fix their lazy ass ways is a true streamer that will care and by that I mean a man.

>>11618890
Imagine manhandling Ina's weak body...

>>11627062
Never having had a barely above minimum wage 9 to 5 job in their lives sure sucks.

>>11627011
She had one story about how she ran a shit ton of miles, and then played a basketball game where she did really well in. I would consider that at least really fit.
>>11626985
It damned her to a life of art and dr.oopsie

It's just god giving ina a slap on the wrist. do not insult your audience, especially when they are providing you with your livelihood.

I love this thread, it's so fucking dumb.

>>11626321
i worked with a one handed programmer

>>11619199
>simps believe these reasons
This is the hilarious part, kek

>>11618890
She doesn't want to stream, just like every other time an EN chuuba gives an elaborate story with zero proof.

>>11618890
Were you born stupid or dropped on your head as a child?

>>11633652
What kinda proof could they give that wouldn't dox themselves????

>>11618890
She wasn't supposed to survive the assassins I sent after her.

>>11626048
lel, literally pulling a Niji
>get masive opportunity to grab viewers
>"let's play JRPGs"

>>11619199
A lot of pets die in Hololive and people get sick like if there's a plague.
I wonder how many of these are true if any.

>>11619199
Who is doing psychic warfare and why?

>>11618890
That gypsy curse I placed on Omegatroon and his wife Ina is working great, half of gen 2 (The nepotism gen) are off for sudden health concerns, and Ina got wrist cramp jerking off Omegatroon's tiny dongus.

>>11618890
nino...

>>11632790
Ina's done her share of retail cashier

>>11633206
Ina ought to insult >us more

>>11619249
or she hurt her wrist, went to the doctor, and was told its no big deal

She broke her wrist beyond repair and is in the denial stage. It must be amputated. Expect the next stream to be conveniently cancelled.

I came inside her and made her get some plan b

Thanks everyone for using your mind powers to push Ina down the stairs after she made fun of us for watching anime girls play games.

>>11618890
Maybe holo's bosses don't let them take JUST days off? There is always some kind of story. I don't remember when was the last time any of them just said that they taking days off because they are simply tired

>>11641466
So what's next, >we make Kronii's new computer fry itself?

>>11619603
She's actually underweight.

>>11641577
Kiara just did?

>>11619603
>>11645021
You're both wrong. She is actually cute!

>>11633893
I want to see her doctor’s note. Or confirmation of her appointment

>>11619190
This

Why is this board so toxic?

>>11645021
imagine picking up her sub 100 pound body and fucking her over every piece of furniture

>>11619199
>>11634301
Better becareful when you anti-post babushkas.

>>11619190
>Ina's entire livelihood depends on very fine movements from her hands and wrists
A sprain, break or spasm isn't career ending...all of these things can have recovery. It's not like it's amputated.

>>11619603
You should see what see did to the stairs!

>>11645089
Oh sorry i dont follow her. Its just so many stories about someone dying, some sickness/trauma, etc. How unlucky can they be for shit like that happen so often, seems weird. I thought they making up those stories just to spend time for themself or something

>>11650984
You are dumb

>>11618890
Her korean bf beat her up and forced her to not seek follow through with proper medical attention.

>>11618890
>"I slipped on the stairs"
This bothers me to no end. First how the FUCK something that dangerous could happen, Second why the fuck was she so calm about this, Third how the fuck did she "catch herself in time" and managed to strain only one hand?
I don't want to buy into the rrat that she's just making excuse but this whole chain of events is just fucking weird.

>>11619199
>Believing women's words
Kek, fucking incels

>>11618983
Yagoo's House For Damaged Girls

>>11626321
>not using voice to text when you code

>>11652902
She doesn't have to make excuses.
Cover doesn't care. Just stay within your 3 a week.
Fans aren't gonna care. Mistress is back, time to spam hearts.

This isn't some McWagie job with a tinpot dictator employer you need to feed bullshit to avoid getting fired.

I love Ina!

>>11618890
Shes pregnant with my child anon go fuck yourself

>>11618890
apparently simps on here have never talked to a girl who gives out fake reasons to avoid being with them

>>11618975
Sana so chad she gets slapped and the hands breaks, chad hand breaker.

How come holos are always gettting """sick""""

>>11619375
of course no one is Ina's bf. Because she's the BF and im jerking her 10' cock rn

>>11618890
>so fat she breaks her hands when she tries to hold herself not falling over
Obese. Also goodbye her art.

>>11656823
It's so weird like... it's almost as if some women have to take one or two days off every month. What could they possibly hide from us? Is it a conspiracy? What's going on here?

>>11652902
>how the FUCK something that dangerous could happen
Quite common.
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/daniel-andrews-in-intensive-care-after-breaking-several-ribs-as-he-fell-down-wet-stairs/3b0c15d0-0da4-44ab-aec8-066aaea9cbfa