/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11474355
I actually enjoyed that collab a lot because it was the first time Mumei actually got into talking about stuff like the crepes in Shinjuku, Wallace and Grommit and Music Production

KIARA LOVE

Any Janitors in here? There's some doxx in vsj+, please and thank you <3

I miss IRyS...

moomer rimworld today... nice...

Robosex...

You think we'll get more wiggly ina today?

>>11473729
>They have decided to have their first off collab be with all the girls.
That's your assumption.
Why they can't just do it is beyond my understanding though. I can't put myself in the shoes of a massively autistic self-doubting self-cucking retard like Ame.

I miss Fauna...

>>11474396
go back there

>>11474364
IRySoCute!

I love Ina!

There is a very high chance that Aqua will be in a Japanese cinema on October 30th since that is when SAO: Aria of a Starless Night movie will be released.

So close, yet so far away.

reminder that ina's milk is cheap and readily available enough to be sold in vending machines

>>11474365
every time

I had fun today

>>11474412
Why are deadbeats like this?

>>11474388
Mumei talked about going to Japan?
Isn't that a bit too on the nose? She should have better OPSEC or else its too obvious.

>>11474410
>i tell people to stop lewding my oshi
>people still lewd my oshi
What gives?

CHIARA RABU

>>11474425
You just need to find the girl wearing a cap

>streams are reaching p11 since a lot of schizos are in jail
i hope they extend the 3days

thanks bumpschizo, now I can post kiara culo

Watching Flare being bad at video games as this tako infused chozo warrior keeps squirting ink into her eyes, rendering her unable to dodge incredibly telegraphed attacks with her flash dash. She is however doing her best, so shut up! Exclamation mark.
While Lunya's being the incredibly adorable right now as she's becoming the best video game programmer in the world, already making a game where 80% of the gaming journalists out there would be unable to complete the first level since you have to actually jump to reach the goal. She's having a lot of fun with this and it's an honest to god incredibly relaxing experience.
Today Iofi decided to be exceptionally cute today and released this cover of the full ID song Buatmu Tertawa. Her sweet, soft vocals and the illustrations in the MV really give a super comfy vibes and if you need to kick back and listen to a song that'll make you forget your troubles, this is one song that's perfect to stream over and over again.
https://youtu.be/beSTVUWjDPI
The cute group ChocoShubaLuna had their first anniversary today and to celebrate Luna managing to conquer this Duck's heart with the help of Choco, they gave us this cover of Cherry Cherry Bomb. The MV for it is super cute and all three of them sound wonderful as they sing this song, so if you haven't given it a stream yet, you're greatly missing out.
https://youtu.be/BAx2GtYGJxs
So friends, where we at?

>>11474425
I will look for the fidgeting girl with sunglasses, a face mask and a ballcap that says "I am Not Aqua. What's Hololive anyways?"

I want to fuck Kiara.

Why does gura hate ina's milk?

Gura lust

>>11474425
She will probably be with a fellow holomem or more, but also probably not on release night. Too many people.

I've never watched Kiki delivery service before, but it's actually good?

Need Irys in this thread

>>11474391
do you really?
>>11474398
are you sure?
>>11474410
do you really want that?
>>11474411
you really think you will?
>>11474418
do you really?
>>11474420
are you sure?
>>11474421
do you?
>>11474425
is there really?
>>11474441
did you really?
>>11474453
do you really?

>>11474411
I hope so

Flare did it!

Gura cute

>>11474453
>>11474463
Ah fuck why is Kiara so hot

>>11474451
This but with Miko

>>11474463

>>11474320
DMC3 is harder and she persevered through it. It's just a matter of if she enjoys the game enough.

>>11474474
Same as you, i have no idea, but i will watch it, i hope Fauna does the Flying Witch watchalong too

the bonekrew runs this place now. pretend that this is serious: UNITY will always prevail.

>>11474411
I legitimately think we'll get a less wiggly Ina solely due to better rigging and less lag.

>>11474479
Yes to all. All me.

It's funny when you think about the implications of the only off collab of the EN girls we hear about is Gura asking Mori to take her to Disneyland the first time she gets in the country and the only thing that stopped them was schedules. Remember that Mori was only there for a week or 2 which means what's the excuse for Ame hanging out with Gura when she's had a full year? Mori and Gura really are the best bros.

>>11474479
I do!

>>11474494

>>11473970
>the thread got fucking archived while i was watching this
Is bump schizo on the prowl or did you anons fucking die?

>>11474445
>Have a chance to hang out with one of your idols and now friend.
>Instantly gets insecure about it thinking everyone sees you as a sidekick.
>Starts including other girls every time you catch yourself gushing about her.
>Starts using the off-collab as a threat or promise when you don't want to do stuff.
>Starts talking about it as a full Myth thing.
>We are here.

>>11474479
I made all of those posts and I meant every one

>>11474512
Kiar...
Irys...

https://youtu.be/z4Wv7G0M_us
What is Aqua's IQ?

>>11474408
is it really?
>>11474463
can you?
>>11474468
do you really?
>>11474469
does she actually?
>>11474472
are you sure?
>>11474478
do we really?
>>11474487
is that true?

>>11474508
no...

>no Kiara streams today
>Kiara horny posting intensifies

Is KFP the horniest fanbase after Irystocrats?

>>11474494
They are NOT that big wtf. I hate it when they over exaggerate the size of the chicken breasts.

>>11474525
At least 3. Perhaps 4

Look what I found

>>11474525
this can't be real

>>11474529
Yes

ooh..

What will ame do?

>>11474479
Yes I fucking miss Fauna. I'm desperate to hear her voice again and I can't watch her latest vod for the 3rd time.

>>11474525
well... she did the same with her RE8 playthrough...

>>11474525
That's the same mistake she made with RE8, isn't it? Jesus.

>>11474532
I mean, she wanted bigger titties....

>>11474515
Birds can't lactate silly! If she was a pigeon she might be able to feed you crop milk mouth to mouth though.

https://youtu.be/UDkx7v3yUAg?t=51
>Ame cracking up from "gay tarantella"
Heh, missed this live

Reminder that Ina Farms have been under a lot of investigations for mistreatment of animals, poor sanity conditions, tampering of products and misleading advertising.

Gura was right to feel sick from drink Ina's Milk.

how does he fucking do it.........

>>11474465
Exclamation mark indeed Ayamefriend.
Flare is comically bad at Metroid.

>>11474538
I wonder how badly the INdogs took the I Love Kiara from Pekora

>>11474479
>>>11474410 (You)
>do you really want that?
Hyper precise foot job from Roboco when?
>>11474451
Roboco is cute ans sex at the same time.

>>11474515
mo' chiggin

>>11474529
Yes, I want to ravage Gura's cunny

>>11474525
She's perfect...

>>11474451
She is a former sex bot after all. >We can lewd you instead if you want

Does Kronii ever partake of the devil's lettuce?

No sex

>>11474525 >>11474535 >>11474539 >>11474544 >>11474545
You do know she acting she people will give her money just like those twitch thots you fags moaning about

>>11474539

>>11474494
>hello, I need the biggest chicken tits you sell
>no... that's too big...

I still haven't decided whether I should send Kiara a maxed out akasupa for my first paycheck or get an escort to cosplay as Kiara

Let’s gooooooooo

https://streamable.com/m0h06r

>>11474541
Based fucking Miko, none of this shy staring and subtle signals.

"YO AME, YOU HOT AF, PLEASE PLAY WITH MY NIPPLES"

>>11474577
try again esl-kun

>>11474531
Not even my a mile, deadbeats have doujins and chumbuds can't stop posting tributes. A few lewd images doesn't put you that high

>>11474473
>Aqua gathered Holomems who are into SAO and paid for their tickets just so she doesn't watch it alone
I can imagine this...

>>11474539
isreal
https://youtu.be/KdcLZzBykRg

>>11474355
>Kiara was showing Mumei the ropes
The ropes?!?

>>11474539
“Type C charges your phone”
>Aqua furiously typing C

>>11474590
She'd want you to put your personal enjoyment first. So maybe a $100?

>>11474512
The issue is and always has been on Ame's side. Gura is like a dumb puppy whod do anything she asks, who ever thought it was Gura not wanting to meet up?

>>11474590
send the superchat first so when you go for the escort she can roleplay her reaction

>>11474590
escort and post here

>>11474512
dont forget to reply to yourself 5 times and then ask why deadbeats are shitting on Ame

>>11474577
>What is a joke

Every Ame

>>11474512
>>11474623
You posted this last thread.

>>11474512
https://streamable.com/d9wvd0

>>11474445
>deadbeats

>>11474590
wonder how that one anon is doing with his hooker friend he got to cosplay as kiara

>>11474592
>Irys x Kiara x Ame
Imagine the sex.

>>11474564

>>11474525
>>11474539
It’s actual unironic autism. Taking everything as literal and often as a completely unrelated thing is a huge sign of autism

>>11474570
>former sex bot
>used goods

>>11474512
>>11474623
I'M GOING INSANE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jwu and I'm thinking Ame uuueeeuuu

>>11474611
>>11474586
>sign says "the Pekosuke is not complete"
proceeds to climb it up for two hours to be the first one to complete it

>>11474512
https://files.catbox.moe/reobyj.webm

>>11474512
>>11474623
And anons say Gurame shits up threads

I think-

>>11474512
I think Gura is actually intimidated by Ame since she's not used to dealing with trailer trash like this, Mori is more of a known quantity

>>11474552
This is real voice Ame isn't it?

>>11474512
Genuinely? Absolutely nothing given neither are exactly impoverished.

>>11474654

>>11474658
You'd still use a second-hand GPU, right? I'd use a second-hand sex bot, just clean her up a bit

>>11474605
How it popped into my head is moreso that there's a few girls that would go purely to keep her company even if they didn't care (FBK, Marine, Shion, Okayu or Mio come to mind). Yours makes more sense though.

Ame seduction list:
>Gura
>Kiara
>Roboco
>Haachama
>Miko

>>11474541
The
"By Elite Miko
By DeepL"
cracked me up for some reason

>>11474666
See >>11474657
she literally doesn’t understand what they mean by those

>Luna is streaming more late than Watame recently

>>11474512
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I almost miss the days when this place hated Mori, if only so she wasn't sucked into your blatant trintynigger style tribalfagging.

>>11474657
I mean if you never heard of the word "Enter" before and the only context you had ever seen it was the key on your keyboard it's not such an odd mistake to make... Especially in a game where conceivably there could be some action mapped there.

Though the second time she was clearly just screwing around.

>>11474679
are you getting ready for the movie watchalong saplings and faunatics?

>>11474679
Try not to.
For your own safety.

>>11474658
Thats why you perform a factory reset and replace the used parts by brand new ones after getting your own Roboco.

>>11474679
No Fauna, you might injure yourself and trigger another council despair arc!

>>11474698
>Me

>>11474512
Stop using my oshi and her friend to shit on their other friend, please.

>>11474592
STREAM GURA

I couldn't have imagined that insecure deadbeats hiding behind "Bonebros" have surpassed Trinityniggers in terms of being annoying

>>11474686

>>11474698
Some oji-san needs to teach ame what happens when you toy with people's hearts and affections.

I FUCKING LOVE KANATA

https://files.catbox.moe/j7k6tx.mp4
Takos will defend this

>Have stuff to do
>Miss a bunch of kino
Many such cases

>>11474711
I bought some tostito's chips, some cheese to dip it in, and a can of coke.
I'm ready.

>>11474712
This is very scary

What's the difference between a Sapling and a Faunatic?

So, when's the Anya/Watame/Ina collab?

>>11474592
>collab
>Kiara
>Mori
>Gura
After the intro to the last TTRPG, I would really like to see that.

>>11474733
Honestly didn't expect them to take Mori's incline so ungraciously

>>11474512
Maybe they have met up but just keep it a secret so schizos don't go into overdrive with the ship-faggotry.

>>11474705
Plenty of people still think she's shit dude, we just finished the trial period of giving her a chance and now ignore her.

>>11474639
Needs Bee Ame.

>>11474571
Doubt it, Fauna said that Kronii is more of a perfectionist than her. Knowing that she’s an aspiring VA any kind of smoking will fuck her voice up, she said that she doesn’t drink too.

>>11474745
Gabagul you have to eat healthier

Guys, will Ina scold me if I have a cookie outside of Wednesday

Ladies and gentlemen, please relax with this cuteness
https://youtu.be/WKJ_tPj3_ks

>>11474512
Gura and Ame just don't mix like that

Gura can relate with Mori much more, it doesn't mean that Gura hates Ame but they just wouldn't be able to relate with much shit

>>11474751
Faunatic are members, saplings are just general watchers.

t. Blossomed Faunatic.

>>11474681
Nah, too low, she needs to force herself to stay in a low voice like that.
Theres plenty of roommate shit from 2020 that you can search if you want to hear her "real" voice which is basically the same as now but without lower frequencies filtered.

>>11474712
Get stick bugged lmao

>>11474681
There's a slight filter on it

>>11474465
https://files.catbox.moe/kesq42.png

>>11474214
Bitch I know I'm ESL but I'll ESL your mom to this dick, faggot.

I don't give a shit what you said, Ame is too damn paranoid to meet others like that.

Sure they could meet but she'll have a gun under her shirt while staring at everyone that's looking at her. It'll make Gura very uncomfortable and worried that she'll get shot in the crossfire, the same with Mori too.

Imagine Ame meeting with Gura and she's like "Okay, what's the password" while aiming a gun at her. Gura keeps scared then runs away while Ame shouts "I KNEW YOU WERE SOME STALKER, YOU'RE NOT THE REAL GURA"

So fuck you and Fuck Ame, bitch

Remember that all talk of Ayame being a whore, that she does enjou kousai with fat, old, men, that she's constantly taking breaks to get stuffed by her boyfriend's cock, that's all rumors and can't be proven. But there sure are a lot of rumors and she sure takes a lot of breaks. Legend says if you get enough money and gain enough weight, if you walk down the right Japanese back alley at night, you might encounter her. Her ass is definitely loose just like her pussy. Gaping. She probably drips old man cum from every orifice.

What can be proven is she doesn't care about Hololive. She streams the bare minimum, when she streams at all. She never thanked Ina for the drawing. She never welcomed back Miko after her months long break. She never said anything about Coco's graduation. She doesn't congratulate Holos on milestones or birthdays, she doesn't even respond if Holos comment on hers. She wasn't there for the Usaken Summer Festival. She wasn't there for the Summer Festival afterparty. She ghosted Coco for a year regarding Asacoco. She didn't show up to Subaru's Birthday/One million stream. Her first tweet after Coco's graduation was about airpods. She's a bitch in both the Western and Japanese definition.

JWU from a very strange dream.
I got inspired to try to assassinate french president macron after watching a video. he invited me into his presidential palace to assassinate him and stage a coup after seeing my comment on the video and deciding I had the right motives and gave me a knife to kill him but ina stopped me by commenting a members' only post on the video in which I made a comment (displaying in notifications on my phone that my comment got a heart from ina) saying "no party- meidos weren't available. be nice to each other!" in response to me making a comment that I want to go to her party which was a euphemism for assassinating the president. there was also a guy who replied with an aloe pfp who called me a faggot. I learned that macron's oshi was coco which may have had some impact on this. so just as I was about to murder him, I escaped through the barracks that looked like a nether fortress. then I somehow ended up back in the overworld watching a stream of A-chan building on the JP server clearly having some kind of mental episode. She TNT'd the start of the railway at spawn trying to fix something and placed bedrock where she blew up, saying "so what if it's creative mode if it adds soul?". meanwhile pekora and noel were flattening the EN server like a bulldozer. the whole time luna's godzilla nanora~ nanora~ nano-nano-nano-nanora~ song is playing as her BGM like something terrible was about to happen. she talked about wanting to stream games more but vented about how much management bullshit she has to deal with and (the implication that cover is putting into omegα but almost nothing for actual management) and that it's thanks to kiara complaining about collab permissions that impromptu collabs are allowed for EN and that kiara probably has the right idea. she wants to play fall guys with KFP because it's more fun than with randos and she wants to finish yakuza no matter what.
what did I miss?

So...I also found a SuiseiMori child.
Thoughts?

>>11474740
Yes

>I'm doing something very exciting right now.
>FFX temple puzzles.
How can she lie to her mom like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5myy9K5yxuI

>>11474734

>>11474762
t. wasnt here during her jump king stream

>>11474739
I LOVE FUCKING KANATA

>calligulafags shitting up the thread with the same 5 images

>>11474788
>>11474789
>>11474793
WAY too much text

>>11474815
This is one of the best pieces of Hololive porn. Proper corruption of an angel
Personally would prefer if it was Kanata doing it, no dick involved

>>11474512
I am struggling to come up with a good explanation of why Ame wasn't mentioned

>>11474794
pretty hot garbage not gonna lie. i dont know what compelled you to save and post it here in the first place

>>11474812

>>11474774
And why are they the only fanbase to make this distinction? I don't see KFP distinguish between KFP and budget KFP.

>>11474815
soooooo what's the full image

>It's a SEAniggers try to rewrite 13 months of Gura and Ame talking about each other time loop.

>>11474793
Mori's JK suffering turned into a 5 hour long podcast featuring Bae and then IRyS. It was very fun. Miko built a massive Miko Baby next to Phoenixton, and Akutan also bumbled around the EN server for a bit.

>>11474788
>Sure they could meet but she'll have a gun under her shirt while staring at everyone that's looking at her. It'll make Gura very uncomfortable and worried that she'll get shot in the crossfire, the same with Mori too.
GANG WARFARE IKUZO. NO BLOOD AND CRIP, IT'S ALL ABOUT WHICH HOLOLIVE BRANCH YOU PREFER. YOU WATCH ID? IMMA POP YO ASS! YOU WATCH EN? C'MERE HOMIE

>>11474794
that's just moona

>>11474705
Contrary to what /morig2/ will tell you, generally speaking /vt/ dislikes Mori.

>>11474674
It's all one dude, anon

Now obviously no one wants their oshi to be married or have a boyfriend but would you feel the same if she had a girlfriend?

>>11474448
HOLY SHIT, MUMEI IS POMU

>>11474843

>>11474842
>The only
You fucking what? Investigators and Teamates are a thing.

This thread is making me dangerously horny for the chicken.

>>11474842
I thought that's what teamates/investamagators also did?

>>11474870
Only if my oshi's girlfriend is my other oshi.

>>11474816
not him but honestly I watched it and enjoyed the zatsudan but I'm still filtered by her voice and I don't want to go down the plethora of mental issues you must need to "embrace the cringe" and become a deadbeat

>>11474870
She will never have a girlfriend. She is anti-homosexual

>>11474846
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92116858

>>11474874
>crunchy peaced the fuck out when Mori crushed her yuri dreams

>>11474766
Has anyone got this plushie yet?

>>11474867
Wait a second, this is just a repurposed Kiara shitpost!

>>11474870
Girl on girl sex doesn't count, everyone knows this.

>>11474842
They're not the only ones. Chumbuds/Shrimps, Teamates/Investigators, IRyStocrats/Nephamily, Zombrades/Zomily, MERAKyats/Royaltea, etc.

>>11474842
Merakyats/Royaltea?

>>11474740
until my last breath

>>11474793
Miko breached Bunkeronii and left Kronii a message saying she enjoyed touring her super secret instillation.

Kronii will be fine with this I'm sure.

>>11474866
Regardless, Its sad that calligula is used everyday for shitposting or talking shit about Ame / Kiara

>>11474842
They are not

>>11474824
Almost as if it's one falseflagger on cooldown

>>11474874

Alright /u/schizos I understand you’ll never shut the fuck up and live with the fact someone disagrees with your shipping choice but can you at least attach extremely lewd images to your posts

>>11474870
I'd be totally for it if it was another Holo, that could produce a lot of cute moments and fanart. I'd be pretty neutral on an offstream girlfriend.

How fertile is Aqua?
Asking for a friend (me)

>>11474870
>Now obviously no one wants their oshi to be married or have a boyfriend
Choco-sensei....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNw6_PnB2cI

>>11474512
Ame is super paranoid with social anxiety, Gura is the total opposite. Ame has even admitted with carrying guns with her in public for fuck sakes. You don't think that'll freak Gura out?

Just imagine Ame and Gura sitting down eating food and someone happens to look at them. Ame has admitted that she'll glare at that person and touch her weapon like she's gonna pull it out.

WHY WOULD GURA WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH THAT?!

>>11474941

TICK TOCK FAST FOOD

>>11474842
Investigators fucking split into three(3) with teamates being the peasants, what are you on about?

>>11474940
Or it's because there's like 5 Calligula images

is this an actual game or a bunch of tutorials to making your own levels

>>11474968
nice

ぐらさまの朝の小便を飲ませてください

>>11474941
Cool art. Fluffy hair. Cute chicken.

>>11474975
Is Moona gonna eat Kiara?

>>11474950
She's not because she's dumb that she thinks seeing a penis can get her pregnant.

>>11474911
this is what they send us, shoddy phoned in shitposts. biden's america for you.

>>11474971
Is Ame a gangbanger/does she have links to gangers? Cartels?

>>11474870
but i wanna be her girlfriend...

>>11474787
Don't put my rat into your degeneracy she is far from uoooh anyway

>>11474973

>>11474997
She'll unhinge her jaw and swallow her whole.

FAU FAU I MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>11474901
Imagine being a hardcore shipper and suddenly the ones being shipped just go "nah dude, it was just a corporate thing that we had going on"

>>11474968
>Iofi sex face
>Watame sex face
nice

>>11474984
Yes.

>>11475007
Her older brother is a troublemaker, so maybe

Luna's thumbnail makes me think of Chris.
Big eyes and round glasses are something.

>>11475006
>It's not...

>>11474997
>Is Moona gonna eat X?
The correct answer is 'eventually'.

>Suddenly getting a bunch of ads on Twitter about that cookie game after the Gura stream

>>11475020

>>11475007
Her family has been cursed for 3 generations now. Blame her grandmother for seducing the husband of a hispanic witch.

>>11474975
Queen of SEAtubers vs the one chuuba every SEAnigger shits on

>>11475049

(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!

>>11474870
only if the girlfriend is me

>>11474497
>but i will watch it, i hope Fauna does the Flying Witch watchalong too
Same, Fauna's flying witch watchalong sounds like it would be comfy incarnated.

>>11474971
didn't she shoot someone in a walmart that was trying to rob her but got off on self defence or whatever? america us fucked.

>>11474950
imagine wanting retarded babies

>>11474997
>>11474975

>>11475064
whoops

>>11475018
You are incredibly late to the party if you’re making a request like that now. Also she’s a brat and I will have sex with all brats.

>>11475078
Shooting someone trying to rob is perfectly justified

>>11474870
the oshi? yeah
the roommate? don't care about 3dpd

>>11474971
>Gura is the total opposite
Why do people that don't watch Gura state their assumptions about her as fact?

>>11474975
Holy shit Kiara please spice up your streams with some variety, play FPS, do weekly cooking streams or something, soon you'll be at 10K / month

>>11475094
I agree, goombah.

>>11475024

>>11474950
Assured impregnation with a single shot.

>>11474788
I can hear ame screaming that shit
Holy fuck

Who's more mentally ill, the person who posts the same bait every single day at the exact same time or the person who bites that bait every time without fail?

Military KFPs can you not do lowpass runs over my house in your FA-18s during Nino's stream today? That'd be neat

>>11474474
It's a very...simple movie. It's not too action packed but it's nice.

Any way to find out which post received the most (you)s in /vt/? I wonder if it's the millionth mikoboat post

Did I miss anything from Ame's karaoke? Did she say anything about her upcoming vacation?

>>11474950
Her extra chromosomes have the unfortunate side effect of leaving her infertile

>>11475094
you're one to talk, gura

>do my VOD catchup
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKJOqbswXuM&t=0s
>MUH DICK
sleepy voice IRyS is just UUUOOOHHH

>>11475121
>Implying they aren't the same person

>>11474971
So what you're saying is Ame is too based for Gura. Got it.

>>11475125
it probably was since that was stickied

>>11475123
are there air force KFPs? I know there are tankers and shippers right? A sub guy?

>>11475121

>>11475123
Sorry, we received word of an Ika operation in the region. We had to check it out for your own safety.

Hey, KFP,
Wanna hear Kiara squeal in joy?
https://youtu.be/RCgiqdNJ6xI

>>11475078
>Didn't she shoot someone in a walmart that was trying to rob her
Hope the nigger died.

>3 AM
Why does Luna stream so late?

>>11474971
anon are you afraid of guns? holy shit go back

>>11475078
Blasting someone trying to drop you is 100% justified tho

>>11475167
she heard our cries about the dead hours

>Ame doesn't stream
>Thread still talking about her
I love this thread

>>11475102
I've better things to do than monitoring schizo and blog posts. Anyway way she is a baebe and mine.

>>11474971
>>11475007
>>11475078
It's always adorable reading people from unfree countries fret so hard about American gun culture. Imagine being unable to lawfully defend yourself, couldn't be me.

>>11475108

>>11474431
This karaoke into suzy's new outfit

I hope Ame enjoys her vacation, paid for by a game that Ame Gura probably shit all over after ending the stream, and maybe being around family will help lift her spirits!

>>11475172
Are you NOT afraid of Ame with a gun? Ame with a gun is scary.

>>11475184

>>11475215
imagine the smell...

>>11474975
Go Mooners! So close to 1M!!

i love it when gura calls me out in the chat for back seating in front of thousands of people. it gives me the biggest rush of dopamine so much so that my hands start violently shaking and my brain fogs from the pleasure.

>>11475215
FUCKING CONTAINMENT BREACHERS

Fauna won't shut the fuck up and enjoy the movie and you'll have paid $5 to barely be able to watch a movie because she doesn't know how to space her commentary just like in re where she wouldn't ever shut up

>>11475126
She'll be back by tuesday or wednesday.
The stream was great, probably her best karaoke so far in terms of duets and music variety, she sang with everyone in Council and harmonizes surprisingly well with IRyS

>>11475228
Yeah, well, don't try to rape or rob her and you'll be fine.

>>11475228
It's okay, she'll miss every shot she fires due to lag.

>>11475215
Maybe we're not so different after all...

>>11475215
>He lurks on reddit or worse, post on it
Ew

>>11475151
I think we had a pilot or two previously. Unsure if they were navy or airforce.
>>11475159
Damn dirty Ikas, they're spreading too fast.

>>11475162
Very highly recommended watch

>>11475242
>The stream was great, probably her best karaoke so far
I didn't ask... I hate working why couldn't I just become rich from dogecoin like every other teamate...

HoloEN songs sung by other Holos

RIP: Kiara, Coco, Ollie, Bae
Live Again: Gura, Ame, Kiara
Red: Suisei
End of a Life: Ame

Hinotori: Mori, Ame, Gura
Heart Challenger: Reine, Nene
SPARKS: Mori, Ame

Violet: Mori

REFLECT: Mori

Regret: Mori

diorama: Mori, AZKi

>>11475199
I love defending myself from students attending class!

TICK TOCK SAKURA MIKOSHIT

>>11475162
Kiara, can you er convince Mori and Irys to do this too with Choco too. For scientific reasons of course.

>>11475240
We can only hope.

>>11475199
yeah, it's a totally normal everyday experience that ame shot some random jogger. i'm sure it didn't traumatize her at all.

>>11475259
HMMM ITS ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE FROM HERE POSTED IT THERE

UMISEA was one month ago

>>11475215
And why the fuck are you posting it here?

>>11475282
He said lawfully.
Crime is for niggers and we're not niggers.

Please give me 5 reasons to hate Ame

>>11474764
Edibles are a thing though, and unlike alcohol and smoke dont mess up your voice

Pochi-mama gave birth to Twap..

>>11475240
This is not the first time I've read this "critique" here and I don't understand. People bitch about dead air but when a holo minimizes the amount it's now a problem?

>>11474977
There's at least 20 from KING alone

Flare sure is cute...

>>11475326
This Tower is much cuter than the previous one.

>>11475326
I immediately thought this was Iofi and Moona's child.

Why do X hate Y so much?
t. Z

>>11475326
>hiding the ears

She's learning.

>>11475340
STREAM KING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI

>>11475304
Reposting from /morig/

Is this the same show that Mel tried to watch last time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PrcOm1xnjM

>>11475326
Looks more like Moona tbdesu.

>>11475274
Nigger you can just torrent the stream or grab the mega.
Here you go
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7c7967dfc32e9d2d7a52050e9fe6dcdddae28038&dn=hololive%20-%E3%80%90Karaoke%E3%80%91Singin%27%20Practice%20%28Unarchived%29%20%5BWatson%20Amelia%20Ch.%20hololive-EN%5D%20%285nvYMkl-kdo%29&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fnyaa.tracker.wf%3A7777%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969%2Fannounce

>>11475364
t. f(Y)

>>11475046
>getting ads in any shape or form in the first place

>>11475371
She's also hiding the unsettlingly long hands.

>>11475383
It's not the same as watching it live and turning /hlgg/ into twitch chat for 90-120 minutes.

>>11475381
yuuki yuuna is pretty good

Let's say hypothetically I by chance found one of the holoJPs on a paid dating escort site in Japan, should I do it? It's 40k yen for one evening, kinda expensive...

Just hypothetically of course

>>11475279
go mori go!

>Ads
>2021
You need to be 18 or older to post on this website.

>>11474870
My oshi is happily married, though, and I could give less of a fuck?

Finnished watching the latest Hologra episode and holly shit man! Isnt Koro-san kind of overpowered? Now that the confirmed strongest (Kiryu Coco) is retired, who is the strongest in the lore? Im thinking either Korone or Noel. Rushia might be there as well but she got btfo quite a lot of times.

>>11475326
The face on the right reminds me of reine

>>11475199
my question has nothing to do with American gun culture. It has everything to do with Ame being a formerly-dirt poor spic in CA.

Has Mumei ever been to the house Polka built for her?

>>11475448
no
now die

>>11475326
towa reboot when

>>11475448
She said she's planning on visiting soon so she doesn't get any more spoiled from seeing other people visit it.

>>11475423
Matsuri is overcharging you.

why does tuwar hate topa so much?
t. towo

>>11475383
Anybody have a setlist?

>>11474877
>>11474882
>>11474922
>>11474924
>>11474939
>>11474976
I always thought those were synonyms...

>>11475448
I dont think so but she has mentioned it

>>11474870
I don't care if vtubers have a real life outside of their anime girl persona. They're allowed to have significant others of either gender.

>>11475162
>that translation
The guy must be N4 and I think I'm being generous here.

>>11475215
>no empty bottle of Johnny Blue
>no IRyS soda 2 liter bottle
>no nearly full can of Asahi for Bae
>no pasta plate

If Polka was my Oshi, what would my name be?

>>11475465
1. All-4-One - I Swear (3:18)
2. Komm, Süsser Tod (8:28)
3. Shaggy ft. Rayvon - Angel (16:37)
4. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - I Believe I Can Fly (21:25)
5. Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (25:41)
6. The Postal Service - Such Great Heights (32:30)
7. Judy Kuhn - Colors of The Wind (37:28)
8. Little Wonders - Rob Thomas (41:48)
9. The Offspring - You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid (45:56)
10. Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - Bad Reputation (49:14)
11. Christina Perri - A Thousand Years (incomplete, no lyrics, 53:17)
12. Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo (54:37)
13. Mori Calliope - end of a life (duet with Calli, 58:10)
14. Sublime - Santeria (1:03:41)
15. Oasis - Wonderwall (duet with Mumei, 1:07:28)
16. Elton John - Rocket Man (1:11:37)
17. Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time (1:16:47)
18. Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down (duet with IRyS, 1:21:27)
19. Dan Salvato - Your Reality (1:25:57)
20. Madonna - Material Girl (duet with Kiara, 1:29:30)
21. Green Day - 21 Guns (duet with Calliope, 1:34:30)
22. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours (duet with Baelz, 1:39:54)
23. City of Stars (duet with Kronii, 1:44:00)
24. Judy Garland - Somewhere Over the Rainbow (duet with Kronii, 1:47:08)
25. Fly Me to the Moon (duet with Sana, 1:50:56)
26. A Whole New World (duet with IRyS, 1:54:06)
27. ABBA - Dancing Queen (duet with Gura, 1:57:56)
28. Gym Class Heroes feat. Adam Levine - Stereo Hearts (duet with Gura, 2:02:14)
29. TK - Unravel (duet with Ina, 2:06:47)
30. Chikatto Chika Chika (?) (duet with Fauna, 2:13:49)
31. Donkey Kong Country - Aquatic Ambiance Remix (wordless intermission, 2:15:54)
32. Dean Martin - That's Amore (Ame #653 filling in, 2:23:37)
33. Ellen McLain - Cara Mia Addio (Ame #1999973 filling in, 2:27:43)
34. Anamanaguchi - Miku (Ame #???? filling in, 2:30:58)
35. Hina Kino - Ookami Blues (Ame #???? filling in, 2:35:04)

>>11474937
Amelia Watson is my oshi and I think that both Mori and Gura are trash.

It's interesting how it doesn't matter what age we live in, humans will shitpost if there's a wall they can write things on. Be it a cave wall, Pompeii or a Mongolian Japanese pirate cosplay hating board.

>>11475467
Dumbass

>>11475502
You would be a Zain, a member of the Omaru-za.

>>11475489
Bro you wanna see shitty TL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNqy9_9Ouhg

Im so in love with Gura

>>11475283
Kraken vs boat

>>11475515
I shitpost on papyrus scrolls with blood exclusively

>>11475517
I blame timezones. The fanbases with these splits all belong to streamers in the American timezones for which I am fast asleep.

>>11475530
>104 views
How did you even find this

>>11475506
Exactly, thats the thing. You never see that.
Instead you see calligula being used to shit on Ame and Kiara everyday

>>11475524
Bless. I used to be sad that nobody knew this.

>Ame doesn't own guns.

>>11475551
He uploaded it

I think Nuxanor, Woohoolad and CdawgVA should join HoloLive

>>11475381
>>11475420
Season 1 was kino, and I'd argue did a better job at doing what Madoka did, but Season 2 (specifically the second half) really ruined my opinion of the series. S1 ended perfectly; it didn't need to continue. So I haven't started s3 yet.

>>11475186
You can have her. I’m just going to fuck her in the vagina and ass just like the rest of the brats.

>>11474774
>Faunatic
That name fucking sucks

>>11475562
this is a man

>>11475215
But it's nothing like that... they actually talked about anime.

>>11475380
based

>>11475562
>saline syringe

>>11475505
Thanks for this my dude

Teamates... I saw Uto's 3D and now I can't wait to see Ame's. nabimama's art is too good.

>>11475551
Is his channel

>>11475551
I was just looking at clips to catch up on some JP happenings.

>>11475553
>Instead you see calligula being used to shit on Ame and Kiara everyday
Yes because one mentally ill retard (likely yourself) tries every day to singlehandedly push this angle for some reason.

>>11475564
Nah, sseth should RPing as a chink loli

>>11475553
Thats because Kiara and Ame antis are way more vocal and annoying than other antis.

>>11475573
half the fan names for en2 suck

>>11475573
I mean at least it's accurate.
I'm an absolute fanatic for Fauna and I kind of wish I wasn't but she's in my head 24/7 and I can't get her out she doesn't let me out she wont' ever let me out help me

>>11475574
100%

>>11475601
Kiara and ame antis are kiara and ame fans

>>11475515
>tfw the Dead Sea Scrolls were actually Hebrew creepypasta

>>11475562
Why is all Asian cosplay ugly?

>>11475608
stop posting my selfies