/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

midriff doko

>>11440283
her pierced belly button turns me on

>>11441524

>>11441764
>change oshi
NEVER

>>11441764
Sex Flat Towa

>>11441995

How am I doing bros?

>>11442140

>>11442140
Not too bad.

>>11442060
flat towa ass

>>11442281
Oh nyo, I'm getting mogged by a smurf.

>>11441764
i will sex towa

>>11442830

casino. gamble. getting stabbed in the back by ms.honk in an alleyway due to my gambling debts when honk?

My wife is getting a new outfit to go with her concert, don't forget to buy!

>>11448217
literally who?

Coin prices are too low on average for the amount of divs we get. I've been buying dips and oshi 24/7 and i still have 30 mil in liquid. Bring back inflation or nerf divs even further.

>>11448368
kyou mo chiisai!!!!

>>11448419
post profile to make it believable at least

>>11448368
There's an infinite number of places you could choose to be an illiterate nigger but for some reason you chose public. Good for you.

>>11448217
>WTF I MISSED THIS AHHHH, MY FREE MONEY
>Oh, i actually own 700 of each coin
See how there's no plays to make anymore?!

>>11448545
you buy for plays?

>>11448545
You're preaching the the choir, buddy.

>>11448419
wtf its divs in less than 224 hours

>>11448676

>>11448676
>224 hours
plenty of time then

>>11448676
if this is true, there is a magic trick to quickly zero your funds before div time

>>11448419
ok, sure thing cypher

Why won't cover give Rushia a new outfit?!...

Things are not looking great here either...

I want to squish my oshi thighs

Hi-
Doing some server maintenance, market will be closed for a short time. Thanks

>>11449280
goodbye friend.

>>11449382
HOOOOOOONNNNKKKKKK

>>11449382
Casino update incoming

>>11449382
>Unusual hats
>Casino update
>Lottery
>Holonations
>Crafting system
>Rare, animated, oshimarks
>Profile pages like in steam
>Backgrounds
>Superchat stats into adjustments
>honk asmr session once a month
>Weekly rewards/awards for certain milestones

>>11449531
IM HOPIIIIIING

>>11449382
HOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK

>>11449633
>honk asmr session once a month
But anon she already does two a month

>>11449633
>profile pages like in steam
do it like myspace honk

>>11449280
how long do you have left?

Thanks for your patience, you may proceed trading

>>11450470
i expect reparations for the towa purchasing you stopped me from doing

>>11450470
Members only asmr when ms honk?

>>11450470
As a marginalised, non-binary, BIPOC, member of the community I expect reparations immediately. I dindu nuffin and you still bix nood my trades.

The satisfaction of reaching 10,000 oshicoins really is worth it, bros. You're gonna make it.

How do I share nasfaq better? I've been sharing it to my friends, answers included, but I feel like I'm not sharing it good enough.
Do I advertise it clickbaity or just explain how the game works to some bigger group and on SNS

>>11451725
Reddit

>>11451756
Okay but how do I post it or in what style should I post it? I don't know how to attract redditor humor

Is "7216" a Japanese wordplay or something?

>>11451885
>he didn't watch Coco
Zhang

I can't remember what this is, I'm just dumping it here.

>>11452002
Hour hagteen. The best hour. The most refined hour. Hour hagteen.

>>11451945
It would be easy to put the game in reddit if Coco's meme review is still alive now that I think about it

I LEFT MY AUTOTRADER RUNNING AND I JUST REALISED IM OUT OF LIQUID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11452143
Tomorrow is divvies day anyway

>>11449349
>not too fat
>not too skinny
>thigh high socks
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>11451885
The mod on r/hololive knows about the game about being from here. I suggest just commenting it on posts instead of posting it. Also FB groups will work better for that

>>11452655
Oh and, include NASFAQ on clips if you're a clipper. Include NASFAQ on last page of manga and doujins if you're a translator

I have the worst premonition, anons.
>honk closed the market for "maintenance"
>devchama talked about the new divvies formula for some time, received a massively negative response
>inb4 new divvies formula was put in now

>>11453661
Ms honk already said she wouldn't add in the new divvy formula because it was invredibly retarded

road back to 30%

>>11454369
"uuuh sweaty, ackshually..."
yeah I know multicoining games this system, but that number is easy to make go up now, i'll just look at that for fun. simple as.

>>11451889
7= nana = na
2 = two = tsu
1 = ichi = i
6 = roku = ro

GBFfags, gbf is having a gintama collab! Come back!

>>11453840
I actually wanted to see the new divvie formula work at least once. Bummer I will never see the reactions for that now.

>>11456488

>>11456287
Hag keks will say that this isn't pure sex

>>11456789
I feel like I've seen footage would work better with this

>>11457125
Come again?

>>11456888

>>11457148
retardchama
https://youtu.be/3_V_2BFWahc

>>11457170
I'm EOP, I can't understand what he's saying because it isn't English.

>>11457178
ogey!

>>11457125
You're not old enough to remember...
https://girlface.ytmnd.com/
https://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com/
https://facialscientology.ytmnd.com/
https://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/
https://fryfacial2.ytmnd.com/

>>11457169
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

I love my wife! The schizophrenia has spread to my dreams, and I had a pleasant date with her! Then my alarm went off, and I am brought back to my senses!

>>11457386

>>11457217
I'm onto you.

>>11457241
wait what the fuck that site is still alive?

>>11457592
I know, right?

>>11456789
https://twitter.com/_Kmasaki/status/1448937583958892545?t=jusjvTgVLinrJvta-jfdig
incidentally a contact just sent me the sauce for the new ones thought I might as well share.

>>11457646
poor maririn. she always get the crazies

>>11457646
Was waiting for them to get added to his pixiv, goomba looks blurry on twitter for some reason.

>>11457664
I challenge you to name a sane member of hololive.

>>11457571
not if im onto you first

>>11457681
uhhh the staff?

>>11457674
that "some reason" is twitter uses ab absolte baby-mode method of making sure their platform runs the same on every normie's device so every picture gets normalized, same with videos. Also the reason you can't just save gif from there. I wish all the artists would just bail and go to a better platform already, nothing else than anime tiddies has me on twitter at all

>>11457701
YAGOO himself founded Cover Corp. to make a ping pong game, then experimented with player models which brought them to Roboco. His first thought was "cool let's pay these people to play voice actors and make some videos, also streaming is cool we'll use that. what the fuck is a twitch btw?" and here we are.
That's insane, arguably the good kind of insane.

>>11457694
You watch your back, ya hear?

>>11457760
that is the official story, but that's bullshit. the truth is Yagoo is just a saviorfag.

ugh, forgot to dither first
>>11457815
YAGOO's home for menhera NEETos

>>11457681
irys maybe? what about anya? anyone here actually watch her?

>>11457529
Keep going please

>>11457914
>anya
>sane
my money's on Subaru being the most sane. or A-chan.

>>11457914
>Anya
Anon, you need to watch some Anya. There's something wrong with her, more wrong than most.

>>11457921
Sure

vt told me that anya a bitch, i don't want my feelings hurt.

>>11458137
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

>>11458146
She's moody and willing to talk back to insults etc.
She has a couple mental problems but she's not really a bitch.

>>11458137
I have never wanted to bite an ass this much. Who dis?

>>11458233
Pholia from granblue fantasy. Artist is nosuky on twitter when he's found motivation to draw once every few months.

>>11458367
that proportions discussion? this. this is the answer.

>>11457980
>A-chan
maniac workaholic who is into vore (no, really, look it up), also behind at least some of HoloGra
>Subaru
look up her last avatar, she knows precisely what she is doing, making her a class A psychopath if a good entertainer as well.

>>11458367
everything GBF shits out is somehow both pure sex and absolutely soulless gachatrash, it's the penultimate japanese money machine.

>>11458400
Have a bonus dog as my last one.

gbf players are welcome to nasfaq. spam f5 anons

>>11458430
>A-chan
Oh, I know. That WEBM Streamable? had me rolling. She isn't "meme" into vore, she is INTO that shit.
>Subaru
I lack the knowledge.

Are any of them normal then?

>>11458666
ayame

My lust for Bae grows every day, I don't know how much longer I can contain it.

>>11458703

My lust for bread's tight pussy grows every day, i don't know how much longer i can contain it.

whose fanbase the most schizo nasfaq?

>>11458839
EOP or JOP fans? JOP 35P and nousagis are up there.

>>11458839
>Ayame giggles for 24 hours
>Nakirium
ayamefags.

>>11458703
>Ayame
Claims to be inhibited to interact with others to the point that other holos bring it up in their stories. We all know she absolutely is not, so that's all an act, even around her fellow co-workers. Psychopath.
The fact that I was about to agree and declare her "normal" speaks volumes about the absolute state of w*men in the current year.

>>11458853
you will NOT group 35P together with the mouth breathing falseflaggers which you believe to have identified as the "usada fanbase". We all know the real fans of her are not old enough to post here.

>>11458894
Nakirium is pretty powerful.
Fuck nousagis.

>>11458958
JOP 35P =! you guys
real talk? Marineschizo and/or Noelschizo alone comprise the most schizo fanbase. Who are they fans of? Who knows. They're nijiniggers for sure though.

I lied last one will be by gbf wife Medusa

>>11459006
JOP 35P? How do you know them? I had some contact with early EOP 35P and some of them were way out there, early adopters into "cute noises" and "I have no idea what she says but I would marry her" degrees of mental illness, so the EOPs can also be out there, but that was not /here/, that was before /here/ existed and I was out of there in about a week.

>>11458839
for JP, nousagis
for EN, teamates
honorable mention: Kiara antis

>>11459408
>kiara antis.
can't even argue with that. they are dedicated though

>>11459408
>teamates
I disagree, and don't you dare bring up the ameggedon

>>11459176
was just going off 2chan stuff I've seen here, and the fallout from her "yab" with Marine about that doujin. JOP 35P did good that time.

>>11459832
schizo already lost all meaning but I fully agree, Fujos and the Artist absolutely deserve the rope for that one.

>>11458777
Why would you ever want to fuck a rrat?

>>11458666
Sora?

>>11460384
"A dude comes up to you and asks you to blog in one of his 3D Models. Not exactly the scouting you were waiting for, but it'll do"
You then proceed to either ignore your co-workers for the most part or never make an active effort to do activities with them for whatever reason. An Indonesian rich new co-worker is eager enough to talk to you that you immediately bond and set up a radio show together.
Sounds fishy to me, mate.

>>11460964
i thought sora is yagoo niece or something. now it's pretty hard to go buddy buddy with your boss niece in japan culture

>>11460964
It’s the management’s fault. No one is allowed to collab with Holostars anymore.

>>11461054
>i thought sora is yagoo niece
No. She is actually the daughter of one of the higher ups at Cover.

my bowels are a-brewin' mateys, all hands on deck

>>11461668
im jumping overboard

>>11461794
you will drown in my shit

>>11461808
not if the sharks get me first

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit/ reps? Today we’re doing pushups. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck.

>>11461829
the sharks will drown in my shit which will drown you in shit either way
somebody will get off to this, sometimes I hate rule 34.

>>11461893
that matters little to me if im already dead by the time the shit comes

>>11461867

>>11462170
yes, it will all depend on the size of the shark.
You might even be lucky and the shark suffocates before you even jump. You evidently didn't yet and I am currently in the process of releasing La Palma tier floodmasses into the plumbing which will sooner or later reach the ocean.

Booba Award has been changed.

>>11461867
>>11462198
Do you workout? What’s your usual workout routine? I don’t do any weightlifting but I run 6.5km once or twice per week.

>>11462377
>6th
HAH

>>11462377
what about flat?

>>11462465
everyday 3pm.
I prefer early mornings but I rarely have the time these days.
I have no gym, no equipment, not anymore. I make do with what I have.
dips, pushups, curls, pushups, calve raises, rows, pushups, pistol squats, forearm flexes, all many reps many sets. I fucking hate cardio but good on you anon. try weightlifing, not much has given me the same euphoria. Work on those gains brother.

post 'em

>>11462711
quite ogey for a red day

There's a disconnect with these numbers. They don't make sense anymore, how can such a violent change be so insignificant?

>>11462788
that's when you have roughly 800 mils on the bank, richfag.

>>11462711

>>11462494
Yes, and added a 'medium' one as well.

>>11462852
What counts for flat? I need more cunny, the board doesn't appropriately represent my love of cunny.

>>11462982
>the board
ironic.

WHERE IS THE SHITCOIN AWARD
I WANT TO KNOW THE COLLECTION OF PEOPLE HOLDING ALL THE SHITCOINS

>>11463108
no need to capslock you nigger it's right there are you unable to read

>>11462377
what defines booba?

>>11462711
The pattern for the last few days would be called "retarded stairs".

>>11463162
>Ayamy
>Shitcoin
kys you fucking faggot

>>11463193
these things, the bigger the better
archive reps, was done last thread

>>11463323
literally the lowest div yield in the entire game, someone should be killing themselves but it isn't him

>>11463323
pffft his oshi is a shitcoin

>>11462377
Curious what the final scale ended up being
>>11462476
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two

>>11463362
civia.....

>>11463336
what changed with the new one?

>>11463405
yeah I noticed, cheers my eternal matey

im on the ID award. crap

Can you guys stop killing me? Thanks. Pic related.

>>11462377
>>11463162
Could you add another page to the sheet and put the awards there? Scrolling to the bottom makes me want to die

>>11463571
I promised never to sell rushia anymore, so I'm not part of these faggots

>>11463571
gotta work on that booba ranking bro

Consider the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JBUFDKcLN4

>>11463162
Oh im 4th niceee

>>11463607
CTRL+F AWA

>>11462711
My babies are beautiful.

>>11463362
the highest yield is calliope

>>11463701
based mio fucker

>>11440129
NOOOOO! I missed a good aggie. I really miss my nasfaqg friends. I'm gonna start doing reps again!

>>11463901
The highest yield is my cock deep inside Ayamy's asshole

>>11463901
but that's not true at all.
holo and gura are higher, also here's bubbles for "no reason at all"

>>11463901
Yes, and? She is great. Buy Mori. Also,
>calliope
>>11464077
Yonju... how could you miss the aggie and let some people usurp rightful top 50 spot?

>>11463193
In short - by owning more coins in the upper half of the following list than most people.

>>11462982
The opposite of the above.

>>11463405
Only minor changes from the draft I posted last thread - but I did give a logical guesses for the mama coins and holocoin.

sana 0.95
kronii 0.95
coco 0.95
noel 0.93
choco 0.90
calliope 0.85
lamy 0.81
fauna 0.80
reine 0.80
botan 0.79
flare 0.78
miko 0.77
haato 0.76
marine 0.76
mel 0.74
moona 0.74
nene 0.68
ayamy 0.67
watame 0.67
korone 0.65
mio 0.63
amelia 0.60
kiara 0.56
roboco 0.55
okayu 0.53
aki 0.51
polka 0.50
nabi 0.49
aqua 0.49
ui 0.45
risu 0.45
mumei 0.43
irys 0.40
subaru 0.40
fubuki 0.40
pekora 0.38
luna 0.37
sora 0.37
baelz 0.36
civia 0.34
towa 0.32
ayame 0.32
azki 0.31
iofi 0.27
nana 0.25
kanata 0.24
melfissa 0.24
ollie 0.19
matsuri 0.18
suisei 0.17
hololive 0.17
shion 0.14
nachoneko 0.14
pochimaru 0.14
gura 0.13
rushia 0.09
inanis 0.04

>>11464230
>hololive 0.17
huh?

>>11464469
A-Chan

>>11464507
Should be 0.00 due to YAGOO

>>11464537
No males.

>>11464569
YAGOO is a cute japanese femboy, barely counts as a male

>>11464205
I went on a vacation so I couldn't trade as much. I'll be climbing again soon!

why are people selling $PEKO on div day

>>11464624
yonju! I was getting worried...

>>11464652
because at the moment you can get 1.3 suiseis at a price of 1 peko

>>11464537
have you SEEN his guns?

>>11464652

Maybe buying aqua would be a good idea

>>11464982
The Chosen One...

>>11464683
ahhh the void, I remember it like it was yesterday. Pretty shitty place honestly

Good morning, I am buying Towa.

Buying chammers

>>11468786
You're making a mistake

>>11468786
been so long since i last seen a haaton in this thread

>>11467609
Hi

>>11469301
My schizoness is inducing me to believe you're someone I would like to see here.

>>11468964
Nta but Haachama whore'd herself so much that haatons forgot her non-whorish side. As a result, they have nothing to talk about other than how Haachama make their dicks rock hard. You can't sustain a general with that alone. I pity her fanbase, specifically her long time viewers. The amount of coomers she attracted to her fanbase with her lewd videos is unbelievable. I hope they kill themselves.

t. former Haaton

>>11469923
Even more sad part is how the current Haatons will shit on anyone who says such things, they will even shit on former Haatons. I miss the comfy streams.

t. Also former Haaton

>>11469923
I understand you, I used to be a casual viewer in the haato days and I can't bare her new content, it's just too much

>>11469923
>>11470082
I like her new content better. Though I preferred when she was full schizo earlier this year

Good afternoon, I am buying cunny.

she's always been coomerbait, this is from February...
I still miss the schizo arc though, that was actually entertaining lore
seeing that post get deleted made me litter this instead of posting it https://litter.catbox.moe/d6nu8d.jfif

>>11470082
>[Deleted]

>>11471389
>February
That's still new haachama. Old to me is at least LAST February

>>11471624
Crying Haato during GOI was peak for me

>>11471742
>[Deleted]

>>11470082
>>11471742
both were 40th new IP. Are we not allowed to reach 40 IPs?

I keep masturbating to chama's asmr and i don't plan to stop, seethe.

>>11472415
This entire thread is me.

>>11472415
What?

>40 IP's
Quick, someone get banned

I wish chama did full blown ear licking (dick sucking) asmr...

MY MORI WAS SET TO 100 INSTEAD OF 1000 ON THE AUTOTRADER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

finally did my reps
「Je t'aime。」 is the best new song. No limiter on her voice, funky bass. Title track is catchy too.
「自分勝手Dazzling」 is probably still my favorite track, and 「3時12分」 is better than anything on the album. She should work with TAKU INOUE more, but with an extra engineer in the room whose sole role is to dial back the fucking compressor.

>>11472646
no

...and every track that came out earlier as a single sounds better on the single release. brb need to find physical liner notes so I can know who to blame for the album's final mastering/mix
Somebody needs to keep Susy's producers away from multi-band compressors.

>>11473647
>「Je t'aime。」
Dropped

>>11473933
Can't say I noticed. Some of the tracks (I forget which right now) have slightly different album versions which I really enjoy. I may be biased but it's a great album, I'm still enjoying it.
Je t'aime and Andromeda are the stand out new tracks for sure, not that any of them are bad.

>>11474013
qu’est-ce qu’un problème?

>>11474013
Which one's your favorite then? Unless you're just
>French, lol
kys, it literally slaps.
>>11474045
Andromeda's got that anime OP feel. Not a bad thing, not my cup of tea.

>>11474063
oui, c'est un problème

>>11474063
This:
problem
prob·lem (prŏb′ləm)
n.
1. A question to be considered, solved, or answered: math problems.
2.
a. A situation, matter, or person that is hard to deal with or understand: was having problems breathing; considered the main problem to be his boss. See Usage Note at dilemma.
b. A personal matter that causes one difficulty or needs to be dealt with: felt her tyrannical boss had deep-seated problems.
3. A misgiving, objection, or complaint: I have a problem with his cynicism.
adj.
1. Difficult to deal with or control: a problem child.
2. Dealing with a moral or social problem: a problem play.
Idiom:
no problem
1. Used to express confirmation of or compliance with a request.
2. Used to acknowledge an expression of gratitude.
you didn't say what you think you said[/spoiler/

>>11474188
Not reading that, fuck the french

>>11474045
自分勝手Dazzling doesn't sound like a new version, it just got mixed for the album with the bass compressed and cranked to 11. It's the most egregious of the bunch, but they definitely did it to the whole thing.
>Louder is better and sells more copies.
Still gonna be playing this on loop all day. I might actually pay for it or some of the singles if I can into mora.jp or ototoy from a non-Japanese IP again. It's good.
could tell the two apart more easily and quickly than the super-duper-hi-res single vs. the YouTube upload, which I realistically cannot do anyways without "listening hard" for particular compression artifacts, read: cheating, on nicer headphones. big gap between 6/7 is faffing about with the loop settings so I don't have to skip to the bass swallowing the rest of the mix every time.

>>11464196
Thanks for doing the work for me. Also this pic shows Fubuki has the highest yield, unless I misunderstood something. Why do you think Gura and Hololive have better divs than Mori?

WIR MUSSEN DIE FRÖCHE AUSROTTEN!!

Andromeda is the best song in the album, no contest

>>11474908
Patrician choice.

>>11474849
Are you retarded?

>>11474849
Gura and Holo absolutely aren't higher yield than Mori, whether you look at the %/Price at the moment divs were paid out, or right now.
Fubuki shows at the highest yield because she tanked hard this morning but had much better divs than average last week.
Using "last week's" divs and comparing them to current prices is hardly useful without trends, and is borderline retarded anyways. Without actually plotting %/time, the only consistent trends in divs off the top of my head are Mori and Pekora.
>>11475045
Are you?

>>11473288
Oh nyoo...

>>11475251
Anon, I...

>>11475330
NTA, but I genuinely don't understand this exchange. Mori and Pekora are performing higher than Hololive or Gura in terms of % of divvies per $ invested, so ROI. Holo/Goorah are on the right on the bubble graph due to their price, but the y axis already includes the "price per coin" variable as it's the % of coin's value given by divvies.

>>11475251
Thank you based numbers anon. I'll hold Fubuki and Mori for divs.
T. Noob deadbeat

>>11475545
Fubuki was 12.37% on the 2nd and 7.17% on September 24th though. Last week was an anomaly for her, and the lower price she's at right now is making her look like a better deal for divs than she will actually be. Definitely hold friend, but not because you expect great dividends. Just buy more Mori and Pekora lul.
FUD responsibly, etc.

>>11475545
Congrats on almost 250k, Mori's Manlet. I will be watching your climb with great interest, and I hope eventually you'll join us on Mori's oshiboard.
Also, as >>11475653 said, Fubuki had an abnormally high dividends yield last week. She's not the worst, but she's not as consistent as Pekora or Mori.

what the fuck is happening with towa

>>11475959
Nothing is happening with Towa. Look at the y-axis. Her value swung by about 1.7% of her price. Woo.

>>11474849
Yep, that's what I was implying.
I think Gura and Hololive have better divs because they technically do, number is higher.
don't worry it's still viable to just buy calli if you have limited budget, it's not an inherently bad choice, it's the third best also looking at history. Fubuki might be on a local high from last week and I am buying into a scam, the scammer being myself.

>>11474899
*frösche

femtako is in Japan, right? how the hell do I find the Baelz and Gura versions of this...I can't into 2chan.net

>>11476216
fubukis also on a dip so its double value

>>11473647
>but with an extra engineer in the room whose sole role is to dial back the fucking compressor
>>11473933
>keep Susy's producers away from multi-band compressors
I have yet to listen to it. It's on youtube or did you torrent it?
Also, hi tupac! Even if that wasn't you, """football""" is our resident audio schizo, so every post about audio is him. Cope. When's the movie night? Friday or Saturday?

>>11476305
Torrent, but the entire album and all of her singles are on her auto-generated? Content-ID matching "source"? "Topic" channel. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrzT1p8gn0hQTBeMA6e2YiA
>8,265,371 views
>none count towards her coin
>cries in Suisei oshicoiners
Movie night is on Saturday. https://poal.me/78ghi1
The vote to make it four hours earlier is currently at a deadlock, 9 to 9, and even if it swung one vote in either direction, I'd rather play it twice and keep everybody happy.
I wasn't trying to hide it, if anyone other than me had posted an ABX of anything I'd have come out of the woodwork.

>>11475959
>what the fuck is happening with towa
Im having sex with Towa

>>11476257
For me, it's femtako.

>>11476547

>>11477018
Not Polka's Husband, if that's what you're concerned about.

>>11477056
That's irrelevent

>>11477069
Is it?

>>11474736
>自分勝手Dazzling
Loaded both versions on audacity to do listening test and you can fucking see the compression on the album version rumao

>>11477166
I keep forgetting my images
t. retard

>>11477166
Not surprised, it's very rare that I can immediately hear a difference without any peeking.
>>11477202
kek, zoom in a bit horizontally, see if they brickwalled all the peaks away too.

>>11477145
Is it not? He may be the biggest horny bastard out there, but it's the act that matters. Not the person.

>>11477265
Picrel is around 1:20, both then and at 2:48 I found it to be quite noticeable (while listening)

>>11477280
Why jump to the conclusion that it's sexual/hornyposting?

The poor man just wanted poorly drawn baels and gura, what the fuck is happening?

>>11477609
Just in case. You never know, so it's better to nip it in the bud. I mean who knows, femtako might be horny right now and reply in a horny state themself.

>>11477588
Wait, that one is ~2:48. This one is the 1:20 one.
Last offtopic post, I'm sorry

Roru

>>11477648
>I mean who knows, femtako might be horny right now and reply in a horny state themself.
Priestess you bastard, just wrangle your retarded kid. You can't leave him to lust after random anon in this thread.

How's psycho-anon doing?

>>11478058
Who?

>>11477971
Not Priestess, I'm the one who told him to wrangle his tard last thread. He needs to look after his kids better.

but priestess is dead...

>>11478145
Regarding last thread I think it might have not been the tako you are thinking about.Just a gut feeling and deductions based on what images he usually posts
On another note, got some maple syrup. Honestly it's pretty disgusting, way tooo sugary

>>11478275
Did I say Priestess? I meant Nino.
Please be a good tard wrangler
>>11478400
You may be right, really I don't know anything. I couldn't mark some prolific people out if I tried despite being here every day.

>>11478400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esgESgYGTzA
found Priestess in the Void

>>11478556
>it kinda worked
Kek

shes drawin me!

>>11477588
>>11477665
funny how that ends up working out, those bass sweeps sounded the same to me! and I play a fuckin bass
it jumped out more than anything around transitions, like 1:47 or 2:20, or the beginning of the chorus, ~0:45-0:55 when the bass kicks in, that's all it took, sometimes even less than that. I don't think I could tell a dusty Napster MP3 from CDDA in six seconds.
>13:59:02 : 08/08
>13:59:08 : 09/09

>>11478810
wrong thread fuck

>>11479051
We got him, boys.

>>11479051

>>11477648
The Great Tako Courting (non-sexual) continues, with Nino's blessings.

>>11479309
Fuming.

>>11479309
>with Nino's blessings.
Continue this disinformation and the Treasury will persecute you to the full extent of the law.
A single Tako Courting License has been issued, and you're not the one who possesses it.

>>11479455
>A single Tako Courting License has been issued, and you're not the one who possesses it.
I need to know who. Let me access the treasury record so that I can see it myself

>>11479455
>A single Tako Courting License has been issued
>literally just gave it to himself so he could fuck an investigator
kek

>>11479455
I've been bamboozled, it would seem.
Damn that larper.

I love my Priestess!!

>>11480460
Holy fucking shit that is cute what have i missed

>>11480768
>>11478704

>>11480778
definitely checking the vod later

Good evening, I am buying aggressively but I'm still going to struggle to zero out by div time, despite it having been a great week. Don't forget to buy cunny.

>>11475653
Thanks for the info. I don't have enough cash atm to hold anything, it takes the autotrader about 4 hours to flip everything I have.
>>11475936
Thanks anonbeat. What gave me away? Also, it seems this game will require gathering old data. I can start from here, but I can't help feeling the obvious disadvantage of starting so late. I'm not expecting to make the best divs play this week.
Is this >>11478400 also (You)? I will need to gather more than just nasfaq data.... But how to ensure it is sorted correctly? Hmmm....
>>11476216
But ROI.
>>11479455
Hi Nino-san. Does the Treasury issue Mori Courting Licenses? I'd like to apply for one.
t. euphoric manlet

>>11482849
just x5 your oshi

Found them all except Baelz.

>>11484368
the hell is up with Ina's frame. test

>>11476257
I doubt that Femtako's really a jap since I don't trust someone that claims being Jap while gathering attention but here's a better site https://dec.2chan.net/84/futaba.php?mode=cat

>>11484492
heh, thank you. interesting timing, got goomba just a little earlier >>11483143 and finally had a minute to try making that GIF

>>11484438

Watch my GF tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcS17YqH_AA

>>11484789
>young girlfriend
I love this hag.

Really is dark around here

>>11485940
>19:00:00

>>11483537
You're the most prominent new Deadbeat posting in the thread, and I've had about 80% confidence it's you. I've started three months late myself, and now I'm in the top 50 or at least hovering around their gates.
For new players like you, day trading (within the day) and swing trading (adjustment plays) is a far more significant source of income, even with the 5% taxes put on everything. Don't be afraid to buy coins at discounts; they will return their investment on the same day. Also, the investigator is not me, and I post exclusively with Mori images named in one way unless I'm falseflagging (rarely).
"Tako Courting License" applies to the Tentacult, not Ina. It is because Priestess is quite protective of NASFAQ Takos, given their tendency to perma-abayo. As such, there is no need or reason for "Mori Courting Licenses" except a friendly reminder that falling for Your Boy is suboptimal if you're over 160 cm tall.

>>11486183
NTA. Fuck. She really likes 'em short huh?

>>11484368
>[Deleted]

>>11484492
>spoiler
Based but that retarded already posted a irl photo without covering up personal information kinda confirming the fact that he is nipponese

>>11486281
Yeah. Really short. The pains of being a tall deadbeat...

>>11486183
>Also, the investigator is not me
Do you want to become one? You only need to frequent a 2 weeks long course and then pass a simple test and you got your badge

>>11486995
Don't forget spamming
>cums on you
in /hlgg/ afterhours.

>>11486995
>You only need to frequent a 2 weeks long course
Well, that explains it.

>>11486995
If I were to become both a deadbeat and an investigator, what accursed existence would I even lead on this godforsaken Earth?

>>11487074
A doxxbeat?

I can't wait for my graph to crash tomorrow so I can have 4 bibis on it. Towa purchasing has optimized my bibi creation.

>>11487105
All deadbeats are doxxbeats. Do not forget that Mori is doxxbeat prime.

>>11487037
That comes after becoming an investigator
>>11487038
Explains what?
>>11487074
I don't know but I can assure you'll become irresistible to most takos this claim has not been verified

>>11477056
>be polka's husband
>actually been nomalfagging for the past week besides my "I love my wife!" posting and contributing to the conversation at hand when I get the chance
>gets accused of hornyposting and being an overall dick in the thread multiple times
You know I said I'll change, right? So far every instance where someone tries to call me out has been a miss
I don't blame you though

>>11487334
Interesting claim. Please, do go on. I have a license to redeem...

>>11487377
Nobody called you out this time, he only mentioned you in response because it's what you are known for. I don't care if it's you or not, nobody does. I care about the quality of the thread, not one man's quest for tako bussy.

>>11487377

>>11487561
>not one man's quest for tako bussy.
made me chuckle. thanks anon

>>11486183
>"new" deadbeat
someone is lacking critical information

>>11487561
> I care about the quality of the thread, not one man's quest for tako bussy.

>>11487650
Hmm? Is Mori's Manlet not new? If so, I have been had.

>>11487497
So uhhhh it's one hundred percent verified that once you get your license takos will come from all over the world to date you
>source: trust me bro

>>11487976
Sounds legitimate, I'm in,

I am formally requesting cunny.

>>11488387
https://files.catbox.moe/5o5dn0.png

>>11488387
Here, have some rushi.

>>11487769
wait that's not just tampa? that multi-reply man...

>>11487377
The fact that you're still in the threads alone make you less convincing. The amount of shitposting actually lessen the time you went low too

>>11488469
MY CHRISTIAN EYES

I guess Marineschizo's still on his most recent vacation. Haven't had the chance to use this yet.
>>11488674
I've been trying to fuck with the perspective on text for nearly an hour now.

Where the fuck is the Hour Nineteen poster? Is nasfaq unironically dead?

>>11488773

>>11488773
Anon you don't read the loreposts don't you?

>>11487561
>I care about the quality of the thread, not one man's quest for tako bussy.

>>11488876

>>11488730
The left and right should be (uoy)

>>11488876
rape

Warning: Large Image Ahead
How can it be the News Hour without HOUR NINETEEN to tell us?
>"I have dreamed a dream and now that dream is gone from me"

>>11488674
Pretty sure it isn't. If it is, then hats off to you, Tampa.

>>11488975
Good shit.

>>11489070
I might have been out of the thread for too long due to wagecucking

>Ayamy'ss debut voice

>>11489131
He started being active in the aggie, drawing two Mori lewds. Back then he was a fresh-out-of-the-water 70k player, so it's easy to miss him if you were wageslaving.

>>11488975
Wait, but then the (You) on the one on the right can't peek at her ass.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 3,615,608, a 2.13% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 63,432. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 226,288 shares, or 6.26% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 7,578 shares, or 0.21% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 46):
>Ayame :: +9.9%
>Melfissa :: +6.9%
>Flare :: +6.3%
>Sora :: +5.7%
>Lamy :: +5.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 11):
>Pochimaru :: -7.2%
>Ollie :: -5.6%
>Nana :: -4.7%
>Choco :: -3.8%
>Iofi :: -1.6%

1 coin (Reine) had a net 0% change in volume today.
7 other coins (Nabi, Towa, Marine, Pekora, Botan, Moona, Gura) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $86,037.78, which is an increase of 3.48% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $38,537,721,734.11, which is an increase of 8.94% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $10,658.71. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $3,664,931,030.56 in total market value, or 9.51% of market value.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at $56,329,547.40 in total market value, or 0.15% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 37):
>Gura :: +31.8%
>Pekora :: +30.2%
>Rushia :: +29.8%
>Kiara :: +25.4%
>Nene :: +24.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 20):
>Roboco :: -32.3%
>Flare :: -21.1%
>Sana :: -15.6%
>Ayame :: -14.7%
>Amelia :: -13.2%

23 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $51,519,015, which is an increase of 45.17% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $57,890,386.34 today, an increase of 68.64% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Reine :: +9.1%
>Subaru :: +7.4%
>Flare :: +4.6%
>Fubuki :: +4.5%
>Kiara :: +4.2%
>Okayu :: +3.8%
>Calliope :: +3.6%
>Watame :: +3.4%
>Roboco :: +3%
>Nene :: +2.7%

31 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

No significant upsets today, except for Flare and Roboco taking a dive. Maybe an Elfriend or Robosa can clue me in, but that seems to have been a pretty hefty drop for just taking a day off.

Please vote in this week's Players' Choice poal for tonight's G.U.R.A. Report: http://poal.me/13856h
The top 2 choices will be used. As a reminder, the Top Dividend, Top Volume, and Top Value are not included in the poal. Since last week was using a different setup, this week's poal has all of the coins.
Poal will close at 9p Server Time, so you have about an hour.