/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/alstjr4651/status/1448556910584623111

>You get to play Minecraft with Gura everyday for an hour
but
>You forget how to play every single time and Gura laughs at and mocks you on Stream every single time
Would you do it?

>>11404025
what's the downside???

>>11404025
Nope, mostly because i hate minecraft

>>11404023
God, Gura attracts the best art.

>>11404079
yes

I love Gura, and I think it's about time I tuck in for the night. Oyasame, buds.

Almost 9hr of Minecraft. Definitely not addicted.
Since she can’t play Dread tonight and she will probably be sleep deprived I wonder if she will play again the block game

>>11404135
Nice attention to detail by that artist to include her canon leg length discrepancy.

Anyone got some good clips of Gura? Like when she read the name Mike Honey?

>>11404157
That image predates that information.

https://streamable.com/q4sr4o

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1448555326001737730
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1448555326001737730
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1448555326001737730

>>11404297
>polka was watching gura
cute

>>11404079
Agreed

>>11404437
Polka loves HoloEN. She often watches clips and live of them and talked about it on stream.

>>11404297
Polka being a big AmeSame fan she must be happy to see Gura plays with Ame TKB

>>11404257
>Gura is audibly grossed out by Ina's white ink
I know Ina is flat, but that's no reason to be rude.

>>11404663
Well Gura did make a point of asking *which* Ina milk Ame was referring to with the sign. She may have been thinking about the non-breast milk type.

>>11404079
I'm jealous of how much good, slighly lewd art Gura gets... My oshi is popular too but she doesn't gets nearly as much fap material...

Has Gura explainws why there's no schedule??

>>11404867
She said she was too busy, though obviously what that actually means is that she procrastinated + stress made her want to do it even less.

>>11404590
Based. GEN5 is basically Myth's sister gen anyway. I hope we get some Botan/Gura one day

>>11404913
Too busy having sex with me

>>11404867
given how there is already a stream today and how tired she's been I'm gonna guess she will take a break after today and post schedule until sunday/monday

>>11404913
Yep, too busy with the shill prep. Fuck your schedule, plebe, there is advertising to be done!

>>11404957
I'm a bit surprised she streamed at all today in hindsight, given the existence of this shill stream, her still seeming tired/exhausted, and her not really having anything meaningful to actually do in MC. Maybe she felt compelled to do it since she explicitly said she would stream something today in the member's stream?

>>11404867
Because she dieded

She will probably just play offstream after the shillstream to finish the haunted house.
She also want to play at jp prime time but she had to fixed her sleep schedule a bit for that

Gura is aslep

Gura saw (you) in Dallas. Gura did not like what she saw very much.

>>11405023
Fixing the trident farm was her objective, and she probably had planned on hanging out with Ina for a bit afterwards. The internet issue derailed her plans, so she just felt like dicking around on the server

>>11404915
My dick would very much enjoy the art that would come from a botan/gura collab

I would love a proper Ame/Kronii/Gura collab in the future.
Dynamic between the 3 is really neat.

>>11405700
Ame would have to handle two doomers without descending into dooming herself. No go.

Alright chums, listen up. Given the choice of any of Gura's fluids to drink, there's a clear and obvious frontrunner that I think we can all agree on. However, just minutes ago, I was awakened to an option that I hadn't truly considered. To be honest, it's something that I personally haven't given much thought to at all in the past, but as well all know: Gura awakens desires that none of us ever knew we had.

What I speak of today is breast milk. Concerning Gura, there exist two fundamental questions when considering her milk capabilities:
1) Sharks aren't mammals, so would Gura even produce milk?
The answer to this is simple. Gura isn't just a shark, but a sharkgirl. A sharkgirl with breasts and nipples. Breasts and nipples that serve a biological purpose - producing milk.
The second question, which you might have asked yourself by now, is what truly made me ponder and study tonight's topic:
2) Are such tiny, diminutive titties even suited for providing sufficient milk?
After some research, I can gleefully proclaim that even the flattest of chests are able to generate plenty of milk. The woman's bust size is negligible while the demand for milk and her diet are much bigger factors.

Rejoice chumbuds, for we can sleep with dreams of suckling the miniscule teats of our wonderful oshi knowing full well that they will provide us with our every nutritional want and need.

Hey buds, I think that Gura gals pretty cool

>>11403984
Scumbub's oshi is cute

>>11406147
>Given the choice of any of Gura's fluids to drink, there's a clear and obvious frontrunner that I think we can all agree on
Yeah, her piss

>>11406208
>her piss
That's easily top 5, maybe even top 3, but in all seriousness, Gura's cunny juice is #1 by a long shot. Not even a contest.

>>11406147
>forgets blood
Faggot.

>>11406596
Gura should be taking my blood. Not the other way around.

>>11406596
Where did I forget blood?

>>11404155
She really wants to get her hauted house done on schedule. She actually set a deadline for herself this time.

https://files.catbox.moe/m84qln.png

>>11404155
She could continue playing Dread on her second save file

https://youtu.be/L5Az9YXNUUg?t=8047
>knows that the trident throw has fall-off just like a bow and has seen this fall-off numerous times before
>still proceeds to throw the trident with her crosshair directly over Ame
Is this proof that Gura has a below average IQ?

>>11407086
Streamer brain

>>11406147
>>>/ringo/

>>11407175
I don't get the reference.

>>11407249
/ringo/ is a /vt/ general dedicated to bodily fluids discussion, check if catalog if that's your thing

>>11407086
rhythm gamer please understand.
For real tho she's a non-athletic woman who doesn't even drive and mostly plays games that don't require spatial awareness.

>>11406948
Jesus. I was so enamored with the "SFW" image that I completely missed the catbox link until just now.

>>11407302
Noted. But I was half shitposting. Fluids won't be in my head that much unless Gura makes them relevant enough to post about in /ggg/.

Im surprised Gura has not logged in Minecraft considering all these holos playing rn

>>11408892
she only logged out about 4hrs ago so she's probably in bed

>>11408892
She has played 9hr of minecraft all night and go to bed at like 6am. Let her sleep a bit

>>11409258
She is currently dreaming of minecraft

>>11409066
Hopefully. How many hours until the shill stream?

>>11409323
about 8 hours, if i did my timezones right
https://twitter.com/CRKingdomEN/status/1448398654759313413

>>11406147
aweowa

I'm in love with Gura!

Who's ready to pretend to be interested in gacha shit tonight to support their shark wife?

>>11410101
i am going to download the game and play it!!

>>11410101
I'll watch every second with a smile on my face for her!

>>11410120
No please don't.... I love Gura but please don't play gotcha shit. She wouldn't want you to.

>>11410188
IT'S MY MONEY YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>11410188
>>11410120
I'm going to play it, too
but only the 'tutorial' - enough to nudge shark wife, but not need shekels

>>11410240
I can't but Gura would be sad and disappointed.

>>11410326
nonsense! you'll see... she will tell you you should check it out! just wait!!

>even considering opening the store page of this garbage
Fucking cucks, the lot of you.

>>11410101
I'll watch the stream, but I'm not downloading shit unless they add a Gura character.

>>11410429
For real though. It's a shame that people here still dont know Gura loathes gacha shit.

>>11410578
Everybody but hopeless junkies hate gacha, this is not telling me much at all.

>>11406948
Holy shit thats some good stuff!

>>11410429
>>11410578
Am aware. However, chance her contract MIGHT net her some 'comission' bonus
from faggots DL/opening app makes it a non-issue. Minor effort and then trash it for some Gura gains.
I trust you faggots know how to delete apps from your device -
but considering timeloops lately, I'm not convinced.

>>11410733
Lol hopium.

>>11406948
>No tail
It was so close to being perfect..

>>11410936
>Doomer
roru romao

>>11410733
Yea... That's not how it works.

>>11411162
No?
How does it work, then?

FRAME DOKO!?

>>11406948

>>11411201
They get paid to do the ad for a set number. No amount of views or downloads change that. You could argue that views and downloads hope them get more sponsors in the future but I would argue that that sounds pretty good to me.

>>11411290
So it's like that.
Appreciate you explaining that to me, anon.

>drink friends milk

>>11411627
Gura knows the truth about that milk, it's no ordinary milk

>>11412027
>It's no ordinary milk
IT'S Spider Goat milk

When will Gura and fatto catto collab-Ad OkaYacht?

https://youtu.be/L5Az9YXNUUg?t=10607

It must suck for Gura making conversation in public these days, but at least she feels open enough to tell us how she feels these days.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1448466637552816131

What did Gura mean by swapping to Minecraft? I fell asleep last night and as far as I know she was only play Minecraft.

>>11412411
She's /here/ and schizos were crying about minecraft filtering them. So she swapped minecraft to minecraft.

>>11412452
Ya I was just so confused because even in stream she made the joke about swapping to Minecraft I guess.

>>11412411
A joke.

>>11412452
No need to be /here/ to make that joke. It was just because her internet died and she had to make a new stream, as if she's swapped the games.

>meanwhile

>>11412591
Sir, this is the Gura thread. Not the Nene thread.

>>11412588
>Anon unironically believes in coincidences.

>>11411290
That's usually not the standard tho, they do get paid a set amount but there are bonuses for exceeding expectations most of the time.
For example, let's say the base payment is $10k, an incentive could be $15k after 2000 new downloads of the app.

>>11407437
doesn't drive?

>>11412793
It's not even coincidence, it's just an obvious joke abd retards here complained about minecraft since before EN was a thing.

Not a lot of animation today on Minecraft. For once she doesn’t miss anything.
Her off stream time with her BFF Kronii was probably more kino

>>11412704
All threads are the nenethread

>>11413139
>BFF Kronii
I’m eagerly awaiting the jealous girlfriend Ame arc

>>11413281
Ame has Kiara now.

>>11412896
All the EN1 girls don't own cars and don't drive. Watch more streams <3

>>11412870
please understand.. there are extremely few people in this thread who know about variable compensation

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>11413569
So cute, did anyone here actually think she'd be where she is now both in happiness and popularity during her debut?

>>11412452
>Wanting her to stream something that isn't Minecraft is being a schizo
Holy retard

>>11413841
Yeah, I instantly knew shark cunny is going to make it big.

Guwa cute

>>11411627

>>11413938
honestly, it seems her minecraft fumes are already running out, I beat the next schedule only has like 1 minecraft at most

>>11414053
>Tako Ink Milk
>Fresh squeezed
Would (You)?

>>11414114
>minecraft fumes are already running out
>kept bringing up "i wanna continue on my haunted house" last stream(s)

>>11414304
It's not related to the shark so no I don't feel like drinking ink

>>11414392
>Not related
>Shark drank Tako cow milk
>He doesn't understand correlation
As expected of the rare SEAburger

>>11414114
Hopefully that's true, I don't want the holidays to be wasted by block spam. Last year was so much more fun.

WHEN IS THE SILL STREAM

>>11414525
Gura didn't drink ink milk though, that milk was clearly white silly

>>11414602
5.5 hr

Gura Cute!
>>11414605
>White
Oh no, Ina is a spider-goat tako!
>>11414602
I don't know when the salt stream is, but the shill stream is ~5 hours

You faggots died off real quick.
Does that mean we'll have a day free of the timeloopers?

>>11405226
Yeah she did see me at Dallas, but I don't believe (You) about the second sentence.

>>11414605
Ina is a Futa. Gura knows and doesn’t want the D

>>11415073
He's a newshrimp and she called him stinky. He doesn't know better.

>>11414304
I'd stir it into some alfredo sauce and pour it on some noodles.

Does gura make you sentimental?

>>11416222
Gura makes me want to salvage what's left of my busted fucked up life. Unfortunately I have to rationalize this against the fact that she is practically unreachable.

>>11416222
I've become numb to regular streams. Only during Karaoke do my almonds activate.

>>11416222
Gura is my motivation to finally improve my life. I'll make sure to properly thank her when I make it, I just hope she'll still be around by then.

>>11416517
Same desu, wagmi

>>11412336
https://youtu.be/VhM4FoxqdZ8?t=8357
Her attitude contrasts a bit to the one from two months ago, but she describes not socializing much both times.
I'm not sure if something changed, or if it's just her mood coloring her description. She has been more tired/grumpy, lately.

>>11406403
anon, I have some bad news for you...

>Gura: I got stuff going on outside of Hololive
Yep. That means BF. Responses will all be "me" posting as a way to cope

>>11417365
yep, that's me.

>>11417365
I am "stuff".

>>11417365
if "BF" is the first thing that comes to your mind when someone says he has stuff going on in his offline life then you might be a cuck or a literal faggot

>>11417365
Why are there so many cucks on this board?

>>11417597
The same reason there's so many wizards.

>>11417597
nu/r9k/ and its consequences.

This thread has been fiercely retarded today, huh?
>Last year was so much more fun because no Minecraft
>She's /here/ because she joked about swapping Minecraft for Minecraft
>Trust me guys her Minecraft fumes are definitely running out any time now [Gura plays Minecraft until 6AM again]
>>11412336
>>11416932
Then there's these retards who are somehow surprised that Gura doesn't socialize when out in public. Appearing completely ignorant of the concept of socializing with people you already know.

The only good posts in this thread have been about drinking Gura's fluid... what a shit show.

>>11417878
Today? It's been this way all week.

>>11417365
She wouldn't even mention having stuff going on outside of hololive if she was talking about bf. But whatever I'm the bf anyway

Should Gura stop being stinky?

>>11417983
Never!

>>11417983
Gura's yummy barnacles!

>>11417983
why would you want her to get rid of her best aspect?

>>11418039
Made for raspberries

>>11417878
Are you fucking retarded? You don't get pent up chatting energy if you're socializing with people you already know.

>>11418117
imagine...

>>11416517
It's gonna take you forever to improve is that what you're saying ?

>>11418164

>>11418137
I'm telling you stop being a retard, not to double down you dumb fucking clown.

Gura is cute in this one! except there is one problem

>>11418158

>>11418199
>Tail bigger than her body
That's the good stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMoTtk0xHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMoTtk0xHs

You'll download their shitty app for Gura won't you?

>>11417365
Yeah, me

>>11418254
[LIE] Yes

>>11418194
You've lost your mind.

>>11418254
I downloaded bang dream last time and played enough to get my shark juice. It’s basically a free superchat going to Gura if you do it.

Cookie Run Kingdom reserve stream up. Weird non schedule week we've got going. I think we'll get a schedule tomorrow or the day after since she did mention Dread would be 2-5 days after the last minecraft stream.

>>11418254
I will download it and play it for exactly as long as it takes me to complete whatever tutorial it has

>>11418284
Ways you can stop being a drooling retard.
>Shut your fucking mouth
>Plug it with a shotgun
You choose.

>>11418254
If there is no gooruh character then nope

>>11418352
Stop shitting up the thread. Sharing timestamps and discussing what Gura said is fine, what you're doing is not.

>>11418316
anon all you had to do was open the game...

>>11418390
>Sharing timestamps and making up shit about them because you're too fucking retarded to understand them is fine.
Yeah, no.

>>11418323
schedule schizos are a mental illness

>>11418254
Why is the reservation showing up when I go to her channel but not under my sub feed?

>>11418454
Muscular cunny! What a treat!

>>11418475
If you think that's a schizo post you have an unreasonably low bar.

>>11418512
Youtube being Youtube

>>11418453
You're legit insane. Nothing was made up about it, it's just Gura talking about being introverted and it's interesting.

Did gura mentionned if she was planning to do something after the shill collab? I missed a part of yesterday stream

>>11418323
She said "I didn't have time to make a schedule' but played 4 hours of MC after her stream. Why lie? Just say I don't feel like making one.

>>11418524
Saying the S word during the transition period is being mentally ill.

>>11418524
it's a schizo post because it's been going on for a full year

>>11418559
No, she didn't but that doesn't mean we can't get something. Doubt itll be MC cuz she is working on the haunted house and wants to do that off stream.

>>11418568
Gura doesn't like to disappoint the people.
She would rather make up a believable lie than say something like that.

>>11418537
lmao. Taking those clips to mean that Gura is attempting and failing to "make conversation in public" is what's insane. Stop, trying to defend your retardation and just let it go.

>>11418254

>>11418527
Nevermind. It was all the way down in my feed from yesterday. I think that's that's she made the reservation but just made it public.

>>11418701
Food crimes...
Goomba why?

>>11418654
No one said anything of the sort. They're talking about stuff she said about being cynical or introverted. Are you actually braindead?

>>11418701
Goorah...

Bros, can I make it?

>>11418701
Wtf!?
Is this real??
Guess it's time to change my oshi...

>>11418568
She works on her personal project on Minecraft.
Personal project that will create content for all of hololive.
Yes she plays but it’s more important that just a schedule.
A lot of holomem don’t even do schedule.

I have an idea for a fun wholesome thing Gura can do in Minecraft for Senchou. What is the best way to relay this information to her before Marine comes back? My best guess would be a superchat right?

>>11418701
Her timing with the BGM absolutely completes this soundpost

After this stream, will you guys be ok?

>>11418869
My wife is so cute and erotic

>>11418187
Probably around 2-ish years, yes.

Chumcucks...who are these two beside her...?

>>11418962
Her wife and their fuckbuddy

>>11418890
>>11418962
Girls having sex with other girls doesn't count.

>>11418621
I wonder if they also have to have meetings after the shill streams are done. If she does I don't think she streams and will instead just work on her haunted house more

>>11418962
Her wife and some green slut

>>11418842
That or leaving a comment

>>11418999
Even if they don't shilling like that for an hour is probably mentally draining.
I hope she has a nice relaxing time in the block game working on her project.

>>11419082
She will just works on her haunted house after the shill stream. Don’t expect more today

Gura became cookie
https://twitter.com/JellyFoxLab/status/1448716973861310465

>>11419215
>fish cookies
Disgustang

>>11419151
That was the point of my post, yes.

>>11418254
ANDROID DOKO!?

>>11419035
Yeah, I figured twitter would be the worst way, I'll leave a comment on her last minecraft video, members post and do a super chat for good measure. Just cover the bases once and then drop it. If she likes the idea, I think she'd have fun doing it. If not, better not to be weird about it.

>>11418779
>It must suck for Gura making conversation in public these days, but at least she feels open enough to tell us how she feels these days.
?
No I don't want to hear your mental gymnastics about how that's totally different and I'm a schizo. Just fucking stick to what she says and stop trying to interpret it to suit your narratives.

>>11419215
Guringerbread shark..

>>11418911
William Shatner's blasting into space at age 90. Reasonable chance that Gura will be around for more than a few years.

>>11418254
I usually do for stuff like Bang Dream, but not in this case.

>>11418962
My 2nd wife and my side slut

Gura chat news, grey names are still retarded

>>11419379
>news

>>11417365
If it was a BF or dating she wouldn't even mention it, retard. Also that's not something that would stress her out or keep her busy.
Not that it matters anyways, you have to be a knuckle dragging retard to think these girls aren't dating on their days off anyways.

>>11419281
That guy was talking about Gura saying she's "gotten a bit cynical" and yes, you are a schizo if you can't handle a conversation in the /ggg/ about Gura's last fucking stream's chatting section. Get the fuck outta here.

>all those replies and he's still hungry for more
What a sad life to live caring about anonymous replies on the internet

>>11418621
I hope she doesn't I need a day to catch up on archives

>>11419450
Like I said, taking Gura saying she's "gotten a bit cynical" to mean that "It must suck for Gura making conversation in public these days"
is completely fucking retarded and/or schizophrenic. If you think that that is worthwhile conversation then you are just as bad. Fuck off.

>>11419426
>>11417365
Stop replying to yourself, loser.

>>11415221
I know way better than you do. She did not like what she saw very much, oh no.

>>11418254
Absolutely fucking not
They would both be proud of me for not falling to shill streams for shitty gacha games.

>>11419270
The deed is done.

>>11419624
>New ip
Go back to you slpit bait threads

>>11419664
Make me, bitch.

>>11419685
Heh, bitch wood.

>>11419518
You’re reading way too far into it. He’s just saying she must be way more on edge talking to people in public than she was before, which is an obvious no-brainer and you would be too if you had 3 million subscribers tied to what is essentially a secret identity.

>>11419705
Bitch wood is what will stick out of Gura's ass when clock is done with her.

>>11404711
She said gookie like 3 times. I'm not sure that was why she was grossed out.

>>11419518
Not sure why Gura brought up being cynical, since not wanting to be bothered in public seems pretty normal to me. Hard to call any conversation worthwhile, but it's interesting because it's the second time she mentioned becoming more cynical.

>>11419545
im not the OP you dumb faggot retard

>>11412591
Dead meme, doesn't have ownership of "orange with a face".

>>11419794
Even if you're not, you're basically the same. You're both baiting retards made from the exact same mold and destined for the exact same trashcan.

>>11419731
Gooruh is in control

>>11419769
Like she said, she's had run-ins with "not so nice individuals", so obviously that means some people IRL did something to her. Maybe referring to people contacting her family or maybe she had a stalker, we'll never know cause she won't tell us more than that.

>>11419835
Me saying the girls go on dates is "baiting"??? I think I'm just being realistic and normal, they're women in their 20s ffs. Give your dumb fucking head a shake and wake up you unicorn faggot

>>11419721
You see what I fucking mean? >>11419886
This is probably the same fucking guy as the first post.

>>11419923
You could write so much better bait if you actually watched streams, too bad you have to repeat the same thing every other day just for a few shitty replies

>>11419923
Yeah it is baiting because its nobody's fucking business retard. The only reason you're sliding by the "no IRL discussion" rule is because you could ostensibly be talking about the fictional character. Now that you started talking about age ranges you're at the point of no return. Shut up.

What the FUCK is going on here?

>>11419942
Not the same guy, I'm just giving my 2cents on the topic.
She's a girl with 10,000s of schizos crazy about her and trying to find out what she's doing in her personal life, it's normal to be paranoid in her situation.

>>11419923
Now this is some quality bait

>>11419923
Lmao take this (You)

>>11419886
Who knows, but every celebrity deals with paparazzi shit, so she'll probably get over it and continue to have fun streaming.

>>11420007
What you're doing is ascribing your own shitpile of schizo thoughts onto every little thing she says. That's all.

>>11420002
Too many schizos, not enough cute Gura pics.

>>11411290
They do have special download links so they might get a couple cents extra per download?

>>11420084

>>11419923
gura's pure. she just want to sing.

>>11419996
I've watched every Gura stream, member's and non-member's since her debut (except a couple RRD2 ones).
Do you really think what they tell you on stream is the extent of what they're doing IRL?? Please tell me you aren't that dumb.
You know probably 30% of what Gura does outside of hololive. Obviously a girl that doesn't know how to drive but goes out to bakeries and greenhouses, etc. isn't going alone

>>11420084

just for you baitfag

>>11420085
>they
When will this retard cope end already? Cover is the entity getting all the monies.

i cant handle this minecraft shit
where is the singing streams and the musical works?

>>11420114
she take bus to shopping strip.

>>11420114
She mentions riding the bus pretty often. Though it of course could be Lex Guthor obfuscating.

>>11420166
>>11420178
She said she hasn't taken public transport in a while, which you'd know if you watched streams

>>11417365
She definitely wouldn't mention it at all if it was BF stuff and I thought animal crossing lived across the pond so how would that make sense?
It's most likely more sponsor stuff or MV stuff or even family stuff.

>>11420146
Greyname-chama...

is goop goop streaming today

>>11420146
Fuck that, gotta place more blocks.

>>11420194
Surely you have a timestamp.

>>11420194
Sure~ lmao

>>11420114
I'm the one taking her to the bakery. It's a 10 minute walk away from her home but I pick her up in my car and take a long detour to drive her there while she sucks me off. You're welcome.

>>11420205
Yes, but shill stream.

>>11420194
it's america, so the McD's is next door.

>>11420114
Uber and Lyft us a thing that exists, you know. My antisocial ass uses it all the fucking time.

>>11420280
Dude, it's dangerous to drive like that. You may get castrated.

>>11420194
She said that before she got the jab and started going out again.

>>11420114
Holy retard

>>11420354
Nice lack of argument here.

>>11418568
Most of schedule making is asking managers shit and waiting for replies. The actual making a schedule graphic part is a small fraction of it.

>hide one post
>half the thread disappears
Come on, /ggg/. Do better.

Man, this thread isn't comfy at all, why are you guys like this?

>>11420354
I read this to the tune of Holy Diver and it gave me a chuckle, thank you.
That anon must have been down too long in the schizo sea.

>>11420417
>can't talk in them threads

>it's another bf cuckposting episode
So tired of this stupid shit.

>>11417001
Hmmmm???

>>11420425
They go schizo without set schedules and overanalyze everything when she takes extra days off. Poor fellow Chumbuds remember Gura doesn't like guys that are pussies, she likes real men like Dante.

>>11420243
Can't remember, might've been the Bus Simulator stream or the SC reading segment of a different one.

Gura and Ina sound so good together, their voices harmonize pretty well

>>11420475
Kek
It's his fetish after all
His imagination is immeasurable

>>11420558
ah i forgot to paste the link tehee pero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3Smw26Y1A

>>11420523
she does like us sticking swords in each other's chests all day here?

>>11420558
Poggers ocean!

>>11420523
>donde
>real man
I'm sorry you what? Deadbeat noshow dad blood runs in that family of faggots.

>>11420432
I'm a schizo for thinking the girls have personal lives?? The fucking state of this garbage dumb of a thread

>>11420581
I'd respect them more if it was their fetish.

>>11420658
Yeah, you are. Watch streams. Doing groceries is social reps for Gura. She also talked how she didn't go outside recently and therefore doesn't have any topics for zatsu.

>>11420658
No, for thinking Gura can't go shopping by herself. Now fuck off.

>>11420691
Don't forget that she has to recite fast food orders in front of a mirror so she doesn't freeze up when she's ordering it

>>11420057
Why else would you be cynical about people in your everyday life, outside of hololive?? Try using your brain really hard for once in your life

>hey
>HEY!
>HEY SHE HAS A BF STOP HAVING FUN!
kek
>>11420749
she still does, rigth before falling flat on her face
an extreme example of hikki social anxiety would be Aqua, but Gura isn't far off despite insisting otherwise

>>11420658
You're a schizo for taking simple information, like that Gura goes to the grocery shop like everybody else, and through series of logical leaps coming to conclusion that the only way she can get there is if a boyfriend gives her a lift. You just insert this imaginary bf into everything for no reason but to shitpost.

>>11420056
>but every celebrity deals with paparazzi shit
if that were the case then we would have seen pictures by now, especially on this shithole of a site

>>11420758
You don't need to use your brain. Ame said all the girls are paranoid in her anniversary stream.

>>11420758
>cynical about people in your everyday life, outside of hololive
You're already assuming like 3 things she didn't say. Take your meds you deranged monkey.

>>11420758
there are schizos on the internet >>11420758
and they're leaking into IRL, like this one for example
>>11420806
>>>/1/
how fucking new are you? it's the same as posting pics of biden jr with a loli on /pol/: jannies scrub and give you a ban

>>11420807
>>11420581

>>11420749
Wait. You actually believe this shit?

>>11420840
Over you? Definetely. Are you going to gaslight me for it now? Well, I don't care about you, I care about Gura.

>>11420840
After that "prank call" to Ina? 100%

>>11420837
>how fucking new are you? it's the same as posting pics of biden jr with a loli on /pol/: jannies scrub and give you a ban
Retard, even if the pictures weren't posted here people would be talking about them. And even with the rule, people post roommate pics regardless and just evade bans

>>11420878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTbtvF1iSw
such great bantz
>>11420885
watch this

>>11420840
>not believing gura
You really are here just to bait, huh?

>>11420840
It all comes back to faggots not believing Gura.

>>11420840
>you believe what the streamer does?
>you should believe my schizos rests instead
Fuck off already.

>>11420910
>watch this
why are you telling me to watch it?

>>11420425
Can we not have discussions outside of how much we wanna fuck Gura all the time? Is this thread not meant for discussing her?

After Aqua solomaster fiasco and Ina "I'm not your therapist" into "You're my therapist" arc I'd believe just about fucking anything those girls tell me because they immediately prove it beyond any doubt.

this place really is doomed huh...
the unironic schizos are multiplying like cockroaches

>>11420938
>>11420944
>ever believing what Gura says
I imagined after being burned God knows how many times you guys would learn your lesson. Turns out I thought too well of chumkeks, holy shit!
>>11420878
Smart use of quotation marks here.

>>11420840
Now you changed it to "gura's liar" now?
You do everything just for (You) huh?

>>11421028
nigga it's just 1

>>11421028
Just the one guy as usual, couldn't help himself with the usual name call.

if you don't believe that gura is as socially inept as she says, try watching her first stream again where she can barely get a word out

>>11421038
>chumkeks

>>11420691
Like I said, I do watch streams. I remember all the shit she said in the Axolotl tube building stream for example. That doesn't mean I believe it's 100% of what she does in her off time, and I don't believe she (or anyone else except maybe Ame) tells the full story of what they do.

>>11412336
I wonder what kind of "conversing" she does enjoy if she mostly prefers not being bothered. When strangers bother me, I usually just smile and nod then go on my way. Even something pleasant like a funny comment or receiving a compliment isn't really a conversation.

>>11420840
The people that post in this thread are hard coping wishing Gura was as socially retarded as them

>>11421038
I don't trust these women to take care of themselves and some of their excuses. The rest are my personal conclusions about their personality and lifestyle and I do believe those.

What are you going to do about it?

>>11421116
>100% of what she does in her off time
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

>>11421113
Exactly, chumkeks you lot are.
>>11421136
Point at you and laugh, as usual.

>>11421152
enjoy your vacation

>>11421134
JP server visit should have killed that perception dead, if not something even earlier. Hell, she herself spelled it all out.

>>11421136
>You'd like that, wouldn't you?
I don't even get what you're trying to imply by this.

>>11421152
You do know your opinion is worthless and all you're doing is racking up [deleted] counter for when meido gets here, right? Is this your idea of a fun afternoon? To each its own I guess.

>>11420719
Do you really think Gura NEVER does anything with people other than her family IRL??? Like SERIOUSLY you have to be coping so fucking hard to believe that.
This is the same girl that gave dating advice and talked about going on dinner dates like 6 months ago btw.

>>11421182
>she herself spelled it all out.
>out of everything coming out of Gura' mouth
>he chose to believe THAT
my fucking sides I bet you trusted Aqua to know what she was doing too, huh?

One day people won't reply to the schizo and he will get bored and leave. I believe

Jenny, deliver us. I'm sorry for always making fun of your lack of paychecks. This thread needs you.

>>11421234
okay, this one made me laugh. Good job schizo

>>11421250
Then he just replies to himself, he is beyond saving.

Meido tasukete...

Boy would you look at the time? It's time to post cute Gura pictures!

>>11421302

>>11421038
>I need to believe only that or else it would not fit my narrative

>>11420807
I never said grocery shopping. I just highly doubt she's going to bakeries, checking out kitties, or just doing general stuff that fills in the time she spends on her days off she doesn't talk about by herself.

>>11421127
I've had a cashier start talking about the latest episode of Game of Thrones to me all of a sudden. I wasn't really interested, but I guess someone might've struck up a conversation from that.

>>11421302

>>11421234
>Gura's dating advice
Fucking lol, that's an evidence that she never dated more than anything.

>>11421195
He's trying to imply people here have an unhealthy obsession with Gura's personal life. ... which is true I do want to know every youtube video she watches

>>11420807
>>11421334
Furthermore, I never said BF. It could be a friend, etc.

>>11421234
>date advice
Kek

>More than 5M in less than a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoTbtvF1iSw
I wonder if he will make more now, what would be a nice Gura interaction that would make an interesting animation though? Her recent Valley Girl thing during the Uno collab?

>>11420825
>Ame said all the girls are paranoid in her anniversary stream
and why do you think they're paranoid?

>>11421016
>how much we wanna fuck Gura all the time
I dunno if i would qualify that as a comfy thread.
>Is this thread not meant for discussing her?
Sure, i'd just prefer if you took your meds before posting.

>>11421180
Lol!
>>11421204
Oh, thank you so much for allowing me to have fun, I will be forever grateful to you.
>>11421240
The way she acts supports it consistently, so I do.

>>11421302

>>11420833
did you watch gura's last stream?
https://youtu.be/L5Az9YXNUUg?t=10584
is going to the store not an activity outside of hololive / in her everyday life?

>>11421334
>I highly doubt
In other words, you only have your own rrats crawling in your head, anon.

>>11421342
Oh nyo what a terrible fate

>>11421358
yeah, me

>>11421399
ogey

>>11421394
If you say anything that isn't circlejerking how great she is you're told to take your meds.

>>11421108
horrible comparison, she was streaming to tens of thousands of people for the first time in her life all of a sudden.