/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>11406929
Yeah you're right, she's just loud and annoying. Don't bother watching her streams. Don't sub to her. Just continue watching Hololive, ok?

>>11406929
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>>11406973
Niji's never gonna grow like that Anon. No matter how much you hate it you NEED the Holo audience.

Don't watch her, I want more sweaty Sporty Athletic-Fat Gamer Tomboy to myself

>>11406973
>>11407065
shhhh we need to achieve global nijisanjification

She talks and banters, unlike the vast majority of streamers who have wide gaps of silence behind their fake uwu personality.

SELEN LOVE

>>11407041
>Go for the Holo audience
>Holo comes on
>People just watch Holo

>>11406929
all i know is that i love her

>>11406929
She wears a diaper...
https://youtu.be/TDNTK_dcr0U

>>11406929
She's appealing in a weird way. Like that one childhood friend who's always loud, banters and acts like a bro but you always enjoy her company regardless and then you see her again in highschool and she's totally cute now, you see her in a different light all of a sudden since puberty really hit her but you're confused as to what to do in this situation so you try to act like you always do but there's this weird tension between both of you and when you're alone together you feel like she wants you to make a move but you chicken out and don't go for it so it's always awkward when you hang out now and you eventually lose sight of each other once you graduate and you're now left with a deep feeling of regret.
Anyways she's entertaining and her collabs are great.

>>11407981
So she reminds nerds of their unrequited nerd love. Got it.

>>11407981
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>>11406929
She appeals to the tryhard gamer audience

>>11408040
Not really. There are no feelings of that sort towards her. She's actually one of the vtubers that I can't imagine GFE with or even look at her with R-18 eyes, just like Polka.

>>11407981
Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.

>>11408444
You sure about Polka?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RcAhDvb0Q

>>11407981

>>11408444
>just like Polka.
??????????????
Polka is prime GFE and fapping material, are you gay?

>>11406929
She's reached a room temperature level of popularity in niji en so nijicucks fantasize that she is her wife and bulls are fucking her

>>11408891
I like Polka, she’s the only holo I watch rather frequently, but I just can’t. I tried lewding her but I couldn’t come up with good ideas, neither did anyone in the Polka threads.

>>11408945
>no "WHAT DO YOU MEEEAAAAN"
couldve been a 10/10 post

>>11406929
Ever hang out with anyone who's boisterous while drunk?
That's Selen. I mean, I guess she's not drunk during her streams (I cannot say one way or another) but same deal.
For some people she's obnoxious, others find her cracked.
You don't have to watch everyone, anon.

SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/, I JUST FINISHED ULTRAKILL IN P RANK

>>11409557
Doesn't count if it's not on Violent

>>11406929
AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOOOSER

Watching Pomu's POV of the Phasmophobia collab was the first time I've actually watched a live stream with Selen in it and her ability to bring out everyone's fun shit talking side is great.

>>11407207
This, the harder Nijisanji pushes away from Hololive the better. We don't need the braindead audience spamming emotes and pretending they're participating by spamming the same memes to death.

>>11406929
My gamer GF chuuba

>>11406929
el creatura de hahaha

>>11406929
She laughs a lot and gives good retorts.
Also, is the only girl in any of the EN groups that is not shit at video games.

>>11407021
hoo hoo hoo

>>11406929
A tomboy wingman that's just really fun to hang out with. I literally can't gosling for her cause she has very minimal GFE vibes, so I just feel like I'm watching someone that I really just wanna be friends with.

She's a vibe. I really like her. I wish I can get her to carry me in Apex and just talk shit.

>>11406929
She lives rent free in my head...

>>11407041
Not really. There's plenty of weebs out there that haven't been sucked into the VTuber community yet.

>>11411471
She is only good at fps and only on some of them like Apex. She is pretty damn bad at other games.

I've seen what is supposedly her face which puts me off a little bit given the implication but if her body was alright overall I'd be totally down and bad. I don't mind the idea of being smothered by the body of a cute chubby woman while she laughs incessantly over my penis being inside her. Selen is cute. CUTE!

Being loud and annoying IS her appeal

She's not a whore unlike 99.999999999% of female vtubers

>>11408444
How about now?

why is her neck so long?

>>11412863
To take the entire length of my cock.

So it's easier to peek from cover.

>>11409557
You're not the real Selenschizo.

>>11406929
Anon, /vt/ has very low standards.

>>11406929
She's an actual, legit tomboy.

>>11407021
>>11411493

>>11413197
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/pqiSGbNDskI?t=21588

>>11413355
Do not post this ever again unless I personally speficially request it.
Also how old is she?

Selen sounds like she’s from New York or somewhere in the northeast. I love her.

>>11406929
Rare case of a woman with an actual personality.

>wake up
>see 10 hours stream
god bless selen

why was everyone spamming that she was trans months ago

>>11414522
Because every new chuuba is either trans or is using a voice changer

>>11414522
not high pitched voice = trans. Also westeners like to call everyone trans , idk why

>>11406929
She can't go 10 seconds without laughing.

Seriously, open any video and skip to a random part and she will be giggling uncontrollably.

>>11413355
I just wanna go drink with her bros. I want a tomboy wingman.

>>11412156
Her bad is still better than the others.

>>11414630
Shut up, tyranny.

>>11413355
She's really sweet and cute in her own way. This girl is something else. I will follow her forever.

>>11406929
it’s exactly that but nijibronies will try and tell you otherwise like >>11406973
the amount of cope they give to defend a shitty chuuba is pathetic

>>11411355
jajaja*

>>11406929
Some think that is her appeal.

>>11412786
That's like one of the 3 lewds that exist of her. If it's so easy to lewd her then feed me ideas.

>>11413725
25/26

>>11416505
He didn't tell you otherwise, though. Stay away from Nijisanji, they're all like this.

>>11406929
I'm sexually attracted to loud and annoying girls

>>11406929
I like gremlins who make me laugh, she seems like she'd be fun to hang out with
There's a lot of vtubers who don't have a lot memorable to them other than being "cute" or vaguely "comfy" so it's entertaining when one has energy like Selen does

>>11408712
Now imagine the reality that none of you faggots will ever build a family. Imagine that one.

>>11406985
they don't know HAHAHAHAHAHA they don't knoooooow HAHAHAHA

she sounds like a nigra

selenpill me pls, all I see on this board is the HAHAHA meme

>>11420008
She’s very entertaining without relying on GFE. She does very well in collabs and is fairly decent at games. If you’re not filtered by her laugh and like more authentic tomboy vtubers then give her a try.

For a team with 2 Preds and a tournament regular Dia, they did pretty bad in Shibuharu custom.

>>11420511
Season 1 pred badge =/= current meta pred. The game and balance changed so much it’s not comparable. At the very best she’s low master.

>>11420008
>>11420436
I like her because she reminds me of old Let's Players like the Achievement Hunters or Vanoss, where they'd just fuck around and laugh at funny shit with their friends.

>>11406929
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I WILL SAY I DONT CARE WHEN YOU ASK ME IF YOU ARE BEING TOO LOUD WHILE GAMING AT 4AM EVEN THOUGH I WOULD CARE!

>>11421107
>he will never marry Selen

>>11406929
so peak zoomer appeal?

>>11406929
- Contagious laugh
- Cool & cute design that fits her perfectly
- Tomboy
- Good at banter
- Radiates joy and positivity
- Down to earth
- Chill but not boring
- Little sister energy
- Her real talks hit like trucks and can get really emotional, hard not to gosling

I think she's the best NijiEN though I like Elira too.

>>11408110
this is the ultimate kek.

>>11406929
Basically agreed. Until the bento stream happened. Gap moe is real.

>>11419848
>have well paying job
>have a nice house
>nice guy
>will be single forever
maybe if i become a vtuber someone will celebrate my birthday with me at leas.t

>>11406929
>loud and annoying
thats the appeal

>>11407041
Why do they need to grow? A smaller dedicated community is always better

>>11423486
Holy shit I felt like I'm back in 2010

She is killing Ethyria's growth and this cannot be forgiven.

>>11426961
I will use Ethyria for human sacrifice just for Selen's growth

>>11430829
based

>>11406929
Makes all the "seiso" Nijisanji members turn into someone out of Maury Povich in collabs, and it is amazing. No other vtuber can manage to make her collab partners drop as many F-bombs and "you bitch".

>>11408110
I need the next part, does anon reach out to that tomboy? whats the response?

>>11406929
Yes, the frat boy vibe is the appeal

>>11431844
Anon, Petra says fuck and bitch in her solo streams way more than Selen does

>>11432459
I said in collabs. And I can't stand Petra's high pitch baby voice.

>>11433010
The point is that Selen doesn't "make her" anything, she's just like that all the time

>>11406929
She's got "frat boy" / "HS bestie" energy.
Also, I don't think she's really playing up a character or anything like that. I might be crazy, but that seems to be her genuine personality in her streams. And that's a vibe I can get behind.

>>11423486
Why is he doing a flying kick?

>>11406929
She's a Stacy. Her female collab partners fear her and can never keep up with the exception of my wife ELIRA, she is able to banter with the males instead of going straight to awkward booba talk, and gives absolutely zero fucks on holding to the fake respect bullshit the other weebs do to reflect honoru for japanese business culture.

>>11423486
Shut your goddamn mouth and leave Selenschizo anon alone