/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

More Fire Emblem!

my arms hurt...

my legs hurt...

>4 breaks
Gonna replay the part she said my name

My heart hurts...

My dick hurts…

i wanna rape kronii

>4 breaks
thank fucking god, more time to focus on my assignments
this is proof that Kronii cares about (Me) and (Me) only

fuck whoever posted that kronii cover

My ass hurts

>>11344220
Maybe she'll do Monster Hunter Rise with Mori and Ina tomorrow, Mori hasn't played Rise before, right? I could see Kronii joining if that's the case since it would be two people just 'starting' and Ina carrying them through LR.

I wonder if it's to late for Kronii to work on her pissed off look. Watching the stream of Bea and Miko made me forget how good Miko's pissed off look was.
And the fact it was because Miko fell into Bae's trap entrance, tried to shoot Bae with a bow, but the arrows all dropped back down and hit her instead.

>>11344415
Mori got “burnt out” on MonHun after playing it off-stream with her real friends during the two months she played complete fucking garbage on-stream. Huh, that reminds me of someone...

>>11344690
>Mori got “burnt out” on MonHun after playing it off-stream with her real friends
sounds like a good time

>>11344723
Fuck off.

>>11344415
PC Rise doesn't come out until 3 months from now. They're going to play the demo which isn't out yet. Also likely won't have "real" multiplayer if its similar to the demo on switch, just tossing you to the wolves with shit gear and a flaming marshmallow

>>11344723
>Real Friends
>the same friends who pigeonholed her to give-and-take.
Any person would get burnt out of playing with those kinds of friends.

>>11344743
Do you hate your oshi or something? Hate her having fun?

>>11344750
i'm not up to date with mori. were the friends she supposedly admitted weren't good friends, the trash taste guys or the j-rap clique?

>>11344747
>Thinking Kronii will play on PC when she already has Rise on the Switch
>Thinking they'll play PC when people like Gura and Ina have already unlocked HR.
>Thinking they'll play PC when they have all the various Holo JP sempais they could play with.
Come on man.

>>11344752
I treat them the same way I treat all entertainers: not giving a fuck about their personal feelings or lives because I want entertainment.

>>11344786
That's a whole lot of quotes for shit I didn't imply in the first place, anonchama

>>11344818
>Didn't imply
>PC Rise doesn't come out until 3 months from now.
>Didn't imply
>They're going to play the demo which isn't out yet
>Didn't imply
Hololive will stick to the Swtich version.

Kroniichiwa Ourobros!

>>11344723
you have to either be dogshit or have dogshit friends to get burnt out on monster hunter of all things
>>11344786
tbf it takes maybe 2 hours to get to HR in rise if you book it through the quests. I think more holos will make the switch out of pure convenience than you think. Reminder that playing switch while talking with friends on discord is an annoying fucking setup, trust me. Iirc Ina had to delay a collab because of issues getting it to work once

>>11344854
Can't tell if I'm being baited or you're genuinely retarded. Here's your (You) either way

>>11344814
If you see them as entertainers and not as virtual girlfriends you're not in the right place

>>11344888
hello fluff!

i want for kronii to sing spongebob songs
in spanish

>>11344888
that's a cute drawing, ignore these fags over here

>>11344279

>>11344890
>Only takes 2 hours to get to HR
If you get carried by someone with full HR armor who knows what they're doing along with everyone else. I don't see myth and council being min/max fags.
And the only way people maybe make the switch is if Capcom is dumb enough to include crossplay. otherwise everyone will stay with the Switch as to not split up the community regardless of any technical issues.

>>11344893
So you admit you're lying and feigning ignorance now. Okay.

>>11344977
wich cover if i may ask?

Begging to be roughly bred over and over

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1448208956317339648?t=NzcjOC5RHhY6lfPWQ4wUTA&s=19

>>11345027
THIS SMUG BRRAT, I'll always forgive her if she can't stream.

>>11344920
That's up to the streamers if they push for GFE.

>>11345044
How the FUCK do I archive those two streams if ffmpeg only lets me download the last two hours

>>11345024
I know what you're up to, and I'm playing along anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ey3x2XJOA

>>11344920
/vt/ said it’s bad to do that and to only look at them as entertainers, so now I do. As a result, I don’t have to even treat them like people, just machines that exist to pump put free entertainment.

>>11344981
I'm really not sure what made you sperg out in the first place when it says on Mori's schedule that she's playing the steam version of Rise, which obviously isn't out yet, and will get a demo release by the time she streams it.
Ina's schedule doesn't say steam version, but its the only assumption I've made.

>>11345076
>doesn't see entertainers as people
sounds like a you problem

>>11345090
They aren’t.

Since the slot is open, I hope they can form some other group collab with Kronii as well to replace it. like L4D, Mario Party, DBD, etc.

>>11345087
So they're just playing the DRM Demo because it'll be a one of stream and not a multipart series.
We'll see if Kronii's potato PC can handle it.

>>11345142
BREAK

>>11345065
If it's a recent video and very long, it usually takes quite a while for youtube to finish processing the VOD and you can only download the whole thing once it's finished. In my experience, anyway.

Why don't Mumei and Kronii ever stream together anymore?

>>11344920
Suisei and Fubuki actively reject being considered girlfriends by their fandom.

>>11344931

I love my wife!

>>11345154
But if the chat never shows up then it isn't processed as a VOD, yesterday's Minecraft stream still doesn't work with just youtube-dl

>>11345142
Yeah... it's gonna be another break day anon.

>>11345027
WHY DOES THIS SMUG FUCKING RRAT ELICIT SUCH INTENSE DESIRE FROM ME!? EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I SEE HER MAKE THIS EXPRESSION I GET A RAGING HARD-ON THAT CAN ONLY BE QUENCHED BY FANTASISING ABOUT FUCKING HER RAW! EVERY SINGLE TIME ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS DRIVING THIS RRAT INTO THE FLOOR UNTIL SHE GETS CARPET BURN! I WANT TO SQUEEZE THIS FUCKING RRAT LIKE A DYNAMOMETER! I WANT TO DROP HER ON MY COCK LIKE A BARBELL AFTER A DEADLIFT! I WANT TO POUND HER LIKE A PUNCHING BAG, BUT WITH MY DICK! I WANT TO END UP LOOKING LIKE I HAD A WORKOUT AFTER FUCKING HER! I WANT TO FUCK THIS FUCKING RRAT!
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SEX WITH BAELZ UNTIL SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS!

>>11345175
My hand looks very soft here

>>11345185
oh it looks soft because it's not yours, it's mine

>>11345163
They just had a collab last week anon... Their second collab.

>>11345200
you have girly looking hands anon

>>11345207
this week none though :(

>>11345027
when i see the rrat
i got the same feelings than when i see shion...

>>11345044
At least the in stream chat is there, that's all that matters.

>>11345212
I moisurise them daily

>>11345218
>>11345183
I understand deeply

>>11345200
Oh, sorry, we did not note down who each pair of hands we collected belonged to, but know that your hands will be used by both of us until they lose their freshness.

>>11345216
There might be a sudden collab again like with DbD. I think that's really the most likely way to get guerilla streams from Kronii, if some other ENs ask for her to join.

>>11345270
Kira / handsposter, I'm very happy you took up this gimmick

I LOVE MY CLOCK WIFE!

>>11345302
Nice glove edit, but her hands are too small for how close her head is to the camera

>>11345216
Come on, there's holos for Kronii to collab with other than Mumei...

>>11345302
I LOVE MINE TOO!

>>11345216
Good. I would love to see Kronii interacting with other holo's, she already had better chemistry with Fauna, Ina and Ame than Mumei

>>11345179
Sometimes it takes a couple hours, sometimes it can take several days. It's just luck.

the "where's mumei???" comments in kronii's chat are annoying and all, but I feel more sorry for mumei, because virtually all of her clips in youtube search are with kronii and she's not even in one of them lol

>>11345368
I'm hoping you're right, last thing I want is a 3.5 hour hole

>>11345407
Poor Mumei :(
Those comments are all from greyniggers, unsurprisingly

>>11345407
wait, is this really happening? again?

>>11345407
I mean, she has managed to create her own community, so even if she is shipped its not as dominant as Ame Gura was

Just got to the end of the stream, why does Discord always type in a holo girls chat? Is it an intern trying to get attention?

>>11345488
that and maybe for marketing(?)

>>11345216
>wanting yet another Mumei collab
>when there still wasn't a proper official 1-on-1 collab with IRyS
H-Hope doko?

>>11345488
>>11345501
Its modern woke brand culture, same as the ''woke'' brand who shitpost on twitter, just another take on the same thing

>>11345510
and she still hasn't had any contact with Kiara at all

>>11345539
Take your meds

>>11345538
>and she still hasn't had any contact with Kiara at all
good.

>>11345561
For what part? Nothing I said is untrue, your internet culture illiteracy is your problem, not mine

>>11345596
has nothing to do with wokeness

kronii liked this tweet, AHH MY DORKY WIFE

https://twitter.com/heltune/status/1447861232963227649

>>11345625
this reminds me, why does she seem to dislike time mutt?

>>11345625
I just looked through her likes and... is it okay for her to be supporting unlicensed fanmerch on twitter?

>>11345667
I wondered about that too

>>11345647
cat person in dog person household

The thread seems calm despite the fact that there will be no streams for 3 consecutive days. Kinda weird

>>11345647
elaborate on your rrat pls

>>11345715
still riding the high from yesterday, give it time

>>11345715
Don't remind me

>>11345715
european hours

>>11345715
Trust the plan.

>>11345715
thats cause we are on day 1, wait for the dawn of 2nd day for the real schizo hours

>>11345731
Some people just don't like dogs, might be why

>>11345715
Did she say that?

she kinda scares me...

>>11345715
The last minecraft stream was so kino it calmed most of us down, also we are on copium in terms of gorilla streaming

>>11345731
The rrat is just so sexy. Her smug aura and tiny body combined makes it incredibly easy to imagine picking up her up and suplexing her with your dick, choking her out with your thighs as you force her to deepthroat your length.
Also, her soft tummy and hips would be perfect to grab while fucking—not doughy enough to be fat, but not muscular enough to be abs, the perfect middle ground.

Oh, were you talking about the dog thing? Yeah, I got nothing.

>>11345785
stop making me horny for the rrat AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I STILL HAVE SHIT TO DO

>>11345715
AAAAGGHHH IM GONNA SCHIZOOOO AAAAAAHHHHHH

>>11345592
>he doesn't want to see Kiara insensitively and accidentally bully Kronii for those sweet Kronii noises and nervous laughs

>>11345715
Wait for if nothing comes out to replace the cancelled collab, situation like DbD might happen or maybe even the watchalong will come soon.

>>11345715
i dont need kronii to stream anymore
thanks tynan, im buying the book

>>11345831
i'm gonna be honest i got nothing on the chicken's personality or anything, her voice filters me super hard
is she fuckable?

>>11345785
Bbbased

>>11345824
Please, anon, calm down, dinner is almost ready

>>11345849
Kronii too autistic to deviate from schedule...

>>11345853
where's the screenshot from anon?

>>11345879
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2397301999

>>11345859
Extremely. But if the voice filters you, you won't want to fuck her as she is probably a dirty talker and screamer. Unless you spend the entire time you're fucking her with your hands around her throat and forcing her to gurgle and froth at the mouth

>>11345871
stop roleplaying as kronii anon if you're not willing to suck my dick or give me a paizuri

>>11345647
probably because she considers it more her parents' dog than hers (unlike sana who called taco her best friend growing up). taking time mutt for walks and such might be something she considers a chore - hell, maybe that's exactly what it was, a way for kronii to earn her keep in the house. maybe time mutt is aggressively affectionate and she prefers to just sit and cuddle quietly. maybe it barks a lot and the noise messes with her autism.
yes, this is all speculation

>>11345859
Very fuckable...
hatefuckable

>>11345894
i dunno, i also think her face looks kinda stupid, the way she looks when she's like, looking down on people, or pointing her nose in the air or however it's called
but i did see some art of her mom that looked pretty hot

>>11345853
i will feed mumei to kronii, and have her wear mumei's skin

>>11345871
I know you put meds in my food, I'm not eating that!

>>11345904
Or maybe she doesn't want to doxx herself...

She may has some problem with her voice yesterday. I heard she cleared throat and tried not to cough many times.
She can take 4 breaks, i also need to focus irl.
We are.

>>11345927
based

>>11345920
That's exactly why she's so hatefuckable

>>11345948
is a dog's name useful for doxxfags?

>>11345877
>Mumei is on Midterm exams
>Sana had her dog die
>Bae is unlucky with her ISP
>Fauna is on a kayfabe feud with Kronii

Who can save Kronii!?

What do you love most about Kronii?

sex

>>11345997
HiRyS!

>>11345997
Me

>>11345997
IRyS

>>11345997
hope

>>11345920
>but i did see some art of her mom that looked pretty hot
fic about fucking mama phoenix to repeat eye-rolling orgasms in front of kiara onegai
i'd do it but my backlog is already way too full and i can't commit time to writing rn either

>>11345997
Horny Nephilim

>>11346001
She can do something that very few women are capable of she is funny

>>11346050
that does sound pretty fun
i'll consider it, anon

Irys just said she has some problem with her teeth...

god i want to fuck irys

>>11346087
....the offcollab karaoke, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11346050
it's on the list, but vampKronii/wereSana takes priority when I get to my pc

>>11346050
Some old fashion oyakodon sounds so fucking hot..

>>11346050
>>11346107
>Kiara gets home
>noises of hardcore sex coming from Mamatori's bedroom
>eyeroll, Kiara puts on headphones and tries to ignore it
>sometime later, comes out of her room, sees a guy in the kitchen
>its Anon, guy whose guts she hated in highschool, him sharing the feeling
>starts to yell at him, he yells back, Mamatori joins
>Kiara calls her nasty for fucking guys that much younger than her
>Mamatori starts to fuck Anon regularly just to spite her
>first behind closed door, but eventually right in front of her
>after some time, she is convinced to join in and gets hatefucked into the ground
dropping this here so I don't forget about it
t. vampanon

>>11346234
god damn it vampanon
i hate the bully cuck fetish shit but now i want to write this

kronii needs you to save her

>>11346234
Hot stuff, as always

>>11346234
Never have been a fan of MILFs but kiara hatefuck part turned me on.
And no i don't see Kronii as Milf.

>>11346285
We will save each other...

>>11346358
Except freaking Ookami Mio. She's so fucking hot i wanna nonstop fuck her even more than Kronii

>>11346108
Full EN karaoke offcollab!
Mori blasting through Godzilla despite being drowned out by Kiara's screechy cheering!
Kiara singing Sparks and forcing everyone to sing along at gunpoint!
Gura singing John Denver's smash hit Country Roads!
Ame leading the girls in the most SOVLful version of Come On Eileen!
Ina surprising everyone with an uncharacteristically SEX kpop song!
IRyS getting everyone to wave their phone torches to Baka Mitai!
Sana sending the whole room into concerned shock with I Ejaculate Fire by Dethklok!
Fauna blushing because everyone's doing the Chika Dance in front of her as she sings it!
Mumei bringing back teen phase memories with I Write Sins Not Tragedies!
Bae belting out Land Down Under with true blue aussie pride!
Kronii nervously facing her Mind Brand-related trauma!
Myth, Council, and Hope giving Kronii a standing ovation!
Kronii crying tears of joy as everyone comes up on stage for a group hug!
Hololive EN!!

kronii are you okay
are you okay
are you okay kronii

>>11346358
>>11346234
I'm glad you clucks don't put my oshi into this stupidity.

>>11346428
mori isnt very fuckable...

>>11346428
She's difficult to write...

>>11346428
I wouldn't want to even imagine sex with a wigger.

>>11346428
I already wrote a fic of her cucking the chicken with a big fat clock, so too late for that, deadbeat

>>11346492
Your loss, not mine.

also,
>everytime.
you realize that k-pop is 80% hip-hop, right?

>Will you still love me when im not young and beautiful?
>At the time I thought she were joking
>We are both immortals so we are forever young, or so I though
>But time had no mercy on her own warden
>I could see her pained eyes as her youth ran like sand between her sizable fingers
>I asked her
>”Why are you cursed with age?”
>”Anon, the time I spent with you are precious”
>In her eyes I could see tears as she continued
>”If I return to my youth I would also forget the years we spent”
>”But Kronii, you are dying, I cannot let this continue”
>”I will not give up the only good thing that happened to me, Im sorry Anon, but you are worth dying for”
First try at genuine fluff

>>11346505
you got duped, the skeleton was stealth asking for reqs.

>>11346428
oldie
>Threesome with mori and kronii!
>Layered cake position!
>You alternate the fucking!
>Guh¡, Gwak!,Guh¡, Gwak!,Guh¡, Gwak!

>>11346516
Thats nice, I like a bit of sad fluff

>>11346428
I suppose we could do something with eyeball licking while she does that thing with her eyes

>>11346569
>>11346516
>”I will not give up the only good thing that happened to me, Im sorry Anon, but you are worth dying for”
>She always gets like this
>But I dont fear getting forgotten
>I only fear losing the love of my life
>Even if she resents me
>she always ends up forgiving me
>its true love after all, its like fate itself brings us together
>Even if im stuck in this timeloop
>I will never regret it
>Eternity without her would be infinitely worse
There you go, a slightly better ending

kronii uses her time powers to turn me back into a shota for her own pleasure

>>11346784
AAAHHH I WANT TO LOOK AFTER KRONII FOR ETERNITY

>>11346775
That's not that bad, some of of that genre is pretty decent

Bros, I just finished the minecraft vid, dear god how is this so kino? The war was just too perfect, even Fauna setting her screen black for the snipers

>>11345859
are we talking about her or her roommate?

>>11347245
NTA but I don't give a shit about Mori and I only care about Kronii. Music taste =/= Similar people.

>>11344890
>you have to either be dogshit or have dogshit friends to get burnt out on monster hunter of all things
I never got the appeal of monster hunter desu

>>11344771
It's just a shitposter. FT members aren't "those friends". someone in /morig/ just wants to villainize Ao and make him look like that one villain in a kdrama who's continually trying to take away the female lead from the male lead.

>>11347844
Based

Are you taller or shorter than Kronii?

>>11345715
The folks genuinely angry probably moved on already. It's not like there are a shortage of holos to watch.

>>11348032
Bro cmon Kronii is 168cm no way we have manlets shorter than that

>>11348032
my cock alone is taller than kronii

>>11348032
I'm 183

>>11348154
We have a number of SEAnigs here anon...

>>11346775
>deadbeat enters
>immediately posts roommate shit
SasuGWAK

>>11348032
I am one full school ruler taller than her

Noticed some spelling errors, fixed them, also, what are your take on shota as a self-insert? Jay or nay?

>”Welcome home kronii, I got you a present”
>”Mumei… Thats sweet, but what did I say about leaving the bunker?”
>”No.. wait… I promise, I never left, he came to me!”
>”He?”
>”He claimed to be a hero who came to save me”
>“Did he now?”
>“Yeah! So I broke his legs and threw him into the forbidden room”
>“Why?”
>“Well he looked cute and I thought…”
>“No, why did you let him live? Just break his neck and throw him into the pig pen”
>”But he is just a boy, but his downstairs looks like that of a man, its the perfect combo”
>”I see… so you want us to keep him as a pet?”
>Mumei nods
>”Fine, il take a look at this present of yours then, but don’t blame me if I brake him”


>>11348032
192cm, so taller than all holos by default

>>11348239
Whats the size of a school ruler

>>11348154
>just now translated to feet and inches
>168cm is 5'6"
is this seriously considered tall in nipland? imagining a girl shorter than my ex having a case of Wada Legs is fucking weird

>>11348250
i like shota self-insert generally, even more with kronii since her time powers can make it easier to pretend i'm not just clinging to the ignorant bliss of youth

>>11348255
Standard 30cm

>>11348255
I want Kronii to beat me with a ruler

>>11348257
It is considered tall, yes. But it's also a general rule of nip character design to not make women too much taller than their average male height or it scares off insecure manlets. Coco's is basically the height ceiling for holos.

>>11348257
Anon... 5'6" is tall for a man over there..

>>11348257
Right?? She doesn't look short with those legs

>>11348317
Based 2m man

>>11348364
She unironically looks 6'4"

>>11348364
Reminds me if some of those kpop stars who are 80% leg and look tall as fuck, but are actually really tiny

>>11348477
>6'4"
imagine

>>11348529
Now that would be taller than me, but probably perfect for landing my face in between her pendulums

>>11348347
wikipedia says average male height is 172cm in nipland

>be me a seanig
>budism family forced me become vegan since birth.
>too stingy to buy milk
>forced me to stop playing basketball
>170cm
Have stopped contacting my parents since i got a scholar in oversea.
We seanig dont want to be born and raise that way

>>11347870
>it I brake
You were so close, anon...

>>11348726
>forced me to stop playing basketball
Why is that though?

>>11348757
hes a manlet

>>11348726
Sorry anon, you were born SEA, your genes were against you in the height department to begin with.

>>11348757
Asian family dont want their child have physical activities. Children should spent 18h a day on their study desk

>>11348803
That's extremely retarded, not like you can't be both smart and jacked

>>11348791
Professional league now sucks ass there. Goddamn San Miguel and the Manny Pangilinan group ruined the whole thing.

You'd only get traction if you went the JP route.

>>11348842
asians are min-maxers

>>11348342
>2.1m tall holocutie never ever because japs are insecure scourge on the humanity's genepool
2 nukes were nowhere near enough...

>>11349062
No way japs despise tall women. I've seen way too much tall mommy hentai to believe that

>>11349353
Asians are across the board intimidated by women, any woman with a higher pay, height or education will have a harder time finding a candidates for marriage

>>11349525
good thing i’m here to marry every intimidating woman ever

>>11349525
so mori's chasing the impossible, huh?

soundAnon here, im done parsing the 2nd karaoke stream and uploaded them on the mega in OP.
quick link here https://mega.nz/folder/RotHRAaS#nydbPiTaBJdzzFbv3mB9Lw

Also can some anon hook me up with VODs of the minecraft and SC-catchup? sadly youtube-dl can only download up to 2 hours (for recent streams). It will be used for soundfagging purposes.

>>11345179
Use ytarchive, it's better for streams, ytdlp for chat but it doesn't work for me for whatever reason so

>>11346428
>implying
Polishing Mori’s scythe and Kronii’s clock at the same time!
Sucking clock and being reaped!
Mori pulling your soul back when you asphyxiate on her 5 ft scythe!
Serving the reaper and the clock in the afterlife!
Shinigami and time warden SEX!!!!

>kronii watches competitve smash players to learn the game
what a cute tryhard

>>11349353
Anon, oneeshota is a by-women-for-women genre.

>>11350042
She strikes me as someone who only ever plays meta characters in any game she invests in, so whoever is S tier in each smash game is who she mains.
Recall how she wanted to play spirit in DBD? Spirit ism the first result if you look for OP characters in that game.

>4 VODS in the backlog because of work

Will Kronii forgive me?

>>11350145
She said so herself. Someone suggested a beginner friendly killer in an sc and she said they weren't top tier. That's what kicked off her whole smash tangent.

Kronii's a tier-whore

>>11350124
WTF REALLY FUCKING WHY????

>>11350124
Eh, as a tall guy I still think shota can be hot, it lets me self insert as when I was younger and had a tall girl as my first crush

>>11350232
It's a fantasy about dominance and control over their sequel antagonists.

>>11350283
>sequel
Think you mean "sexual", bakachama.

>>11350212
you just know she would say a bunch of scrubquotes if you beat her with a lower tier character

>>11345715
And it should stay that way. Go make a separate thread to cultivate that hate & anger if need to.

>>11350212
Ah, I see, thats a shame, playing high tier meta characters often just means playing the game in easy mode, some exceptions if they are combo heavy characters
I always found it more fun to play ''low tier'' and destroy a meta whore than just playing meta mirror matches all day

>>11350212
god she's so cute
Imagine picking a low-tier and absolutely demolishing Kronii despite her meta slavery
Imagine her crossing her arms and pouting when you try to hug her after
Imagine all the cope she would come up with
Imagine her accusing you of cheating
Imagine her claiming that she's out of practice despite having been practicing against bots for days beforehand

>>11350212
She doesnt play gacha for waifus or husbando...
Kronii...

>>11350364
I so desperately want her to play Smash with viewers because this is basically inevitable. Someone will Donkey Kong her Joker and somehow take it home and we'll get to watch her seethe

>>11348032
Manlet here. So definitely shorter by a few centimeters.

If you're shorter than Kronii you basically are a woman and your job is to basically be one of the thread's onaholes. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>11350434
If it happens il go in raw with DDD, he has been my main forever and I have beaten some real good players despite the fact that he is DDD tier.

>>11350424
Calling Eirika a "fallen edelgard killer" should've tipped you off. She unironically plays feh for the meta.

>>11350527
they should be forced to dress up as omega

>>11350526
I have a lot of respect for heavy mains especially DDD. I only use Inkling and Samus because I love their source material, and they basically carry me online

>>11346516
>>11346784
Reminds me of Arwens decision in LotR. Very bittersweet.

>>11350527
You say that, but your dick doesn't go longer than that half-sub you had this morning.

>>11350527
I’m taller than Kronii but I still want to be Kronii’s onahole….

I don't understand the appeal of vanilla minecraft that sucks Kronii in so much. Game literally has no content and is barren outside of building blocks alone for 3 hours which is comfy but outside of that I just don't really get it.

>>11350583
Yeah, heavy for life, almost all my hours are in bowser, DDD and Ridley but if I go for a meme game I always to for DDD, having a taunt that can be used online is such a powerful move

>>11350583
I just play mega man like I have done since smash 4 came out and I am not autistic so I dont care about tier lists anymore

>>11350685
Anon, have you see how specialized her knowledge of MC is? Her mind would short-circuit if you showed her any of the tech or magic mods

>>11350685
>building blocks alone for 3 hours
That's the whole catch. it's a perfect game for the autistic clock that is Kronii. She loves the brainless loop of mining-organizing, that's it

>>11350587
Follow the book, arwen decided to end her life after aragon's death. Thats a good ending.
Bittersweet is Holo from spice and wolf, she continues to live forever.

>>11344888
You the guy who drew the pubes image?

>>11350846
No, he's just fluffanon

>>11348032
I'm 185cm, so yes.

>>11350685
in hololive the appeal of minecraft is that it's a shared stage for all of the members to act out skits

>>11350861
Damn, I'm still trying to ID that drawfag, he dropped those pubes in the drawthread weeks ago and I don't know if he drew anything since.

>ywn dominate Kronii while playing against each other
>ywn pound her KD into the ground
>ywn hear her increasingly frustrated ramblings on the voice chat
>ywn have a giggling fit when she screams so hard her mic peaks, her game character freezing as she storms of to walk arpund her room and seething
>ywn feel her wrath when you smugly asks if she is ok after she returns

>>11350918
That's not why Kronii likes it, she's terrible at that "game".

>>11346484
>>11346492
>trying to do dirty talk with Mori
>"You're hontou sekkushi my guy~"
>undress, she sees your dick
>"Wow, that's so based..."
>take off her clothes, make out
>"Mmm, your boy's getting fired up <3"
>she takes the lead with a handjob
>"Am I handling your little dude right?"
>eat her out
>cacophony of guh
>get on top of her, put it in
>"You feel hella big inside me, bruh, I can't even...!"
>more guh
>close to cumming
>"Shoot your goo, my dude!"

>>11350551
>She unironically plays feh for the meta.
Kronii talking about competitve pokemon!
Kronii optimizing her automatic minecraft farms!
Kronii shitting on your hoi4 templates!

>>11350808
I call it bittersweet because Arwen has to give up immortality to be with Aragon. It is a power most mortal being could only wish for and she is casting away her birthright. It is a very high cost. But that's just my viewpoint.

>>11351019
You know what? Maybe sex with Calli isn't so bad after all.

>>11351019
I wouldn't be able to have sex with Mori solely because I am unable to maintain erection when laughing uncontrollably, which would happen around the point where she calls my cock "based"

>>11351088
I wonder what her view is on cheating into perfect pokemon vs breeding into them, if she played then im sure she would go on a 10 minute rant about whatever she feels is right

>>11351212
Kronii seems like the type that feels smug about doing it the "right way" and belittle you if you use glitches or exploits of any kind, cause she "put in the time and grinded", unlike you

Tickling Kronii's pits before I fuck her breast pussy.

>>11351567
>pits
cringe bro

>>11351567
The pit fic with Watame was fucking great

>>11351622
>not liking pits
Careful with that homosexuality, anon's around here tend to crave boipussy if they go without Kronii for too long

>>11351814
shoulders > pits

>>11351859
shoulders, you say?

>>11351981
nice

Just got back from work any update since the warchalong poll?

KRONII IN ZOMBIE STREAM

Kroni morning voice in Ollie's stream

>I am forced to watch zoombie just to get a glimpse of my wife

>>11346477
how new?

>Chat thinks she's drunk
Clock doesn't drink retards

>>11352435
you should be used to watching other people's streams to see Kronii by now

>>11352409
Yeah "morning" voice, I'm sure she's drinking "water"

>sleepy Kronii talking about how energetic and fast Ollie speaks
Cute

I hope the zombie doesn't try to recommend Apex or remember the chess thing to Kronii.

> i can wake up anytime
> i dont sleep
kronii please.

What the fuck? Why isn't this bitch streaming her POV for the call-in?

>>11352635
i think she hates us anon....

>>11352635
Its just unacceptable, imagine all the kino we are missing

>>11351814
those are more like tumors than an “armpit pussy” or whatever you fags call them. armpits don’t look like that

>>11352635
ikr, time to load up my aka

fuck I guess I missed the whole thing huh
oh well I'll look for the clip tomorrow

Kronii please do a guerilla Minecraft stream, Miko, Flare, Suisei and Polka are about to go into the EN server.

>>11352818
Anon she definitely went right back to bed

>>11352811
The only noteworthy thing was that she still wants to play chess with the zombie and the only reason it hasn't happened yet is due to the zombie

>>11352811
she was stoned off her rocks

AH I MISSED KRONII! THE DUMB GOOK BITCH SHOULD BE STREAMING 24/7!

>>11349652
https://youtu.be/_khEG6NomqU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psOBMDc7DlY

>>11354197
I think he meant torrent/download links since he can't them straight from youtube because they're capped at 2 hours

goddamnit I missed kronii

Polka's talking about Kronii but I can't understand what she's saying. I heard the word "headhunting".

>>11354583
damn, polka-kronii collab when?

>>11354583
At least there is a translator in chat, so presuming their translation is correct then we might get some collab soon

https://twitter.com/wataamage/status/1448279858354688000
https://twitter.com/wataamage/status/1448280108666535942/photo/1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUBLICALLY EXPOSING THE DUMB ADROGYNOUS SLUT TO GET THEM FIRED AND KEEPING THEM AS A PERSONAL CUMDUMP TOY AFTERWARDS

>>11354866
>>11354904
Yeah, apparently Kronii wants to visit an Ocean Monument with Polka. Maybe a potential build site for her next bunker?

>>11355067
Ocean Monument has nothing worthwhile other than the achievement of having killed its mini boss and sponges

>>11355303
the blocks are neat

So rrat just canceled collab with Mumei.
Maybe, just maybe ....

>>11355624
wait, what happened?

>>11355624
isn't that tomorrow?

>>11355653
Australian internet

I hope Kronii joins Shiranui Kensetsu, they're clearly the tryhard faction on JP. Poor Suisei though, the only one without netherite gear.

>>11355981
I'd rather Kronii make her own corporation even if it's just her right now and getting revenge on Fauna is top priority.

>>11344007
Your oshi have extremally low self esteem. I'm envious, because it is matter of time when she will develop unhealthy social relationship with (You) similarily as Reine and you will bear witness to this proces.

>>11355981
She has to finish her Jokeronii arc first before deciding
It sounded like she really wanted to start her own faction though

>>11355981
I thought Ina and her are doing a Korean megacorp startup.

>>11355981
She found her own company anon. Your vob rep

>>11356246
Implying thats a bad thing most Kronies here don't want?

>>11356149
I don't think Kronii can win against Fauna on her own. I guess it depends on whether Ina or Kiara get involved.

>>11345715
I simply do not care anymore. I found a girl who actually enjoys streaming and has a cute voice so Kronii’s been downgraded to side chick status.

>>11356331
I dont think most kronies know whats good for them desu

>>11356331
No? Read my post again

>>11356332
Ina already showed she'd play both sides and can't be trusted. Kiara would be disastrous since she'd just take over which Kronii wouldn't want.
Kronii could easily win, but she needs to go in with a plan and make sure no one interferes.

>>11356476
What do I care what’s good for me? You my mother or something?

>>11356488
Kronii has DETERMINATION but Fauna has the soul of a Toxic Gamer. We all saw how Fauna outplayed Kronii at every turn. If Fauna actually gets serious and builds up her arsenal, there's no hope for Kronii.

>>11356543
>What do I care what’s good for me?
exactly what I was talking about

>>11356488
She can win by taking Mumei hostage to force Fauna out.

>>11356753
This is Londoner talk if you don't think the moment Fauna streams next Kronii isn't jumping on to kill her and actually does it. Or wages a terror campaign because she gets her hands on invisibility potions.

>>11356488
Kronii should play the korean card to guilt-trip Ina, then Ina could secretly ask her harem for help, then they would all rape Fauna in front of her burning house.

>>11356974
>kronii calls her contacts in the korean mafia to teach fauna a "lesson" (forma de sexual)

Fauna forgot the ultimate BM. Member Kronii, sc 5 usd her . Type gg and emo ez of kronii.
Watch Kronii melts down

Hey Ourobro's, what are your thoughts on this?

>>11357272
I think she made the blanket a bit too big, makes it look off to me.

>>11357272
CUTE

>>11357272
Um......sex?

>>11357272
She needs to shrink it a big, same with the hands and controllers.

>>11357309
It basically looks like a cloak. I'm guessing she tried making it smaller but her body would clip the moment she moves.
I really hope they can make their assets move with them like other chubas do.

>>11357355
>Kronii's always subconsciously trying to make herself smaller

>>11357428
bro...

>>11357272
So cute, I love her

>>11357272
weighted blanket.
My god she is so cute and sexy at the same time

>>11356860
>stop being happy, you should be HEALTY
Go touch grass or whatever it is you fags do outside.

>>11357842
I need to get her to say blankie

Has Ina really joined Shiraken? If so then its more likely that Kronii does too.

>>11357969
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
literally made for reverse paizuri/rimjob combo SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>11357970
teach me how please.
I have sc her and the best i get from her is thanks.
I am too retard to make a girl laugh

>>11358260
Asking a question about her blanket, easiest way

>>11357844
you are just going to suffer through more pain later this way

https://youtu.be/v6o7LBrQs-I?t=13528

Start learning how the enemy moves, honestly Fauna is a survivor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYXG9wrQA0

>>11358571
Don’t care, I’m happy now and that’s what matters.

>>11357272
I wanna fuck her tit window while she's wrapped in her weighted blanket

>>11358598
Kronii just needs access to one of those bows that fire burning arrows and the potion that makes her invisible and just wait for Fauna to stream again.
Or she can wage a terror campaign where just by being on the server, Fauna gets paranoid that Kronii is coming after her.

>>11358765
She chugs some invisibility potions and just sits in Fauna's house, changing blocks every now and then, putting signs with very direct threats and other activities that would just annoy her.
Or she could put a fucking loud door contraption under her house.